Yes we all have seen that god fearing Christian boy Paul Gourley taking Holy Communion here, but did you know he is also a master strategist? While
August 6, 2005

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Yes we all have seen that god fearing Christian boy Paul Gourley taking Holy Communion here, but did you know he is also a master strategist?

While many pundits believed that the 2004 election turned on the "moral values" issue," C&L has just uncovered highly classified material that is just to powerful to ignore and I believe was the turning point in the election.

Gourley employed this super secret; special weapon to thwart John Kerry's bid for the presidency. "The Holy Prayer of Protection."

His plan was pure and simple. He sent out "American Flag" lapel pins accompanied with this prayer. It truly was divine intervention and coupled with a thousand dollar contribution was the defining moment in the campaign last November. Paul will now be leading a team of YR's in the war of ideas and bake sales.

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