Here's one of the winners of the Bill Maher contest from "Angela."
On Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms
What happened in the missing hour?
What'd they do in their ivory tower?
Did they find it was a crime
and that Cheney could do time?
Did they ask: "What if he dies?
"What of your two D.U.I.s?"
Did they think he could do years?
That it better be _one_ beer?
And was it in that hour,
Dick said, "I'll meet the cops tomorrow"?
Was it then they decided,
it was better to hide it?
"It sure's good to be the Vice."
I'll say. Wouldn't it be nice?
I'll post more of them in the upcoming days.