When five million White House emails suddenly go missing, who ya' gonna call? Ted Stevens, of course. If anyone can track down those benignly "misplaced" messages -- which have nothing to do whatsoever with the purge scandal, I assure you --, it's the internet-savvy Senator from Alaksa.

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FLASHBACK: Watch President Bush explain why he doesn't use email. He does use "the Google," though.