Olbermann's Worst Person(s) In The World - Neil, BillO & BillO
By Logan Murphy Friday Jul 06, 2007 12:34pm
Friday night's Worst Person In The World honors go to Neil Cavuto, BillO and...BillO. Mr.Orally won the Silver for getting his radio show yanked from the Washington D.C. airwaves to make way for a sports talk show, but he takes the Gold for his report on a "national underground network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols" who are terrorizing and raping young girls and forcing them into lesbianism. A guest on his show stated that there are some 150 of these lesbian gangs in the D.C. area, which of course turned out to be false.
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I like to have a little fun with screen caps, but Keith rarely gives me the opportunity to catch him...until tonight. Keith got really worked up over the fact that O'Reilly's show was replaced by sports talk show host, Jim Rome. Just a little harmless fun, eh Keith? :)
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O'RLY! Ha! That was great.
Where do I sign up to get attacked by one of these lesbian gangs? The horror....the horror...
OK, that was darned funny! Bill-O is allowing his fantasies onto the screen again, I see. "Tonight in the no-spin zone: lesbian gangs on the loose!" It's quite impressive that Keith didn't fall off his chair laughing at this. I nearly did.
nice screen cap, heh
OUR propaganda? I'll tell ya, Ian... when all we have to do for our propaganda is quote your guys or show video clips of them... well, let's just say you're making it easy for us.
Didn't a Monty Python movie begin with a man being chased off a cliff by hundreds of bikini bottom and helmet clad women? That is probably BillO's dream.
Tom Sawyer @ 3:
Indeed. Sexy lesbian attacks are relevant to my interests! *bad person*
Also, thats one of the most hilarious pics of Keith ever! Thats' one of the things I love about the left - we don't generally have a problem poking fun even at the people we admire. If a right wing blog did that with a pic of O'Reilly... well I suspect they'd be receiving death threats shortly after!
I gotta agree with Keith. Bill-O got cancelled for JIM ROME?? THAT's gotta hurt.
Although from my point of view, that means I still wouldn't be listening to that station in that time slot.
JJohnson @ 8
See, that's one of the big differences between lefties and righties. Lefties have a sense of humor.
There are rumors that righties have a sense of humor, but if so, you probably don't want to know what they find funny. For one thing, it might involve you.
Keith really appeared to be gettin his ya ya's out on this one.
Ouch, getting replaced by Jim Rome, that's gotta' hurt. Ironically, Rome will go head to head with KO's friend, Dan Patrick, in the DC area.
"The sultry blond Dyke pointed her pink pistol at Barbara,demanding she remove her shirt and skirt"."Then she licked her voluptuous lips in anticipation of seeing Barbara's double "D" boobs".That's when detective Brick Steel kicked the door down....and ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.
STAND DOWN!....whew, I'm saved from lesbo gangs after all....'put away the AK-47 honey!'.
Olbermann is my daily fix from the righty wing nuts.
pinkobait @ 13:
Man...my nipples are hard now. Billy's got himself a good grindhouse movie idea.
Lesbian gangs? Bill O's imagination is certainly running wild! What next, an unelected rogue "pro-life" Christian extremist in the White House wreaking havoc and murder accross the globe in the name of big oil? Oh, wait...nevermind...that is actually happening..
The "Worser" was more of a slap in the face to Dildo O'Reilly than who's being the bigger asshole.
What? Was Michelle Malkin too busy sucking cock at Fox Noise to write anything stupid on her blog?
The over-the top repetitions of "Jim Rome?" were a take on Rome himself, not just Oreally. Rome over Reilly all day long. Good for DC.
-and I'm out.
Just how many times must BillO win that award before Keith awards it to him in perpetuity?
O'really? My bacon strip is sizzling!
Yeah, all the O'Lielly monkeys are gathered in KO's News Hole. They're main defense is Factor's TV ratings compared to Countdown. substance != ratings.
I was listening to my favorite radio show out of Seattle "The Church of Lazlo" 107.7 The End . (Congrats to Lazlo and Efentra on their new baby) and they had a friend of theirs comment on the pink pistol packing lesbian gangs. Billy has his gay folks mixed up, the pink guns are carried by gay men who are trying to protect themselves from getting the shit beat outta them from the likes of Billy Orally and his followers.
Nice screenie.
So, like when can we expect to see “national underground network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols” Gone Wild vids, eh?
The unfortunate truth is that there is a huge group of people - such as many in the BillO audience - that are eager to believe any propaganda tossed their way that supports their core belief that anything liberal is evil. I refer to them as the willfully ignorant.
Never underestimate the power of a large number of ignorant people.
Pink Pistols, Bill?
hmmm...
"Paging Dr. Freud!..."
And next on the Billo show: french midgets on unicycle terrorize the denizens of Gotham..um New York. We show how to protect yourself with a stale loaf of Italian bread and Limberger cheese...
"Billy’s got himself a good grindhouse movie idea."
Or at the very least another silly deflection away from actual um.."news".
So, Billo, I'm assuming, wants to sexually harass the gang of lesbians. Would said harassment include loofahs and falafels?
Also, JIM ROME! This is a man who famously got his ass kicked for calling Jim Everett "Chris."
Skinny emaciated transie-looking right wing harpie calls for a terrorist attack to kill an American Democratic presidential candidate.
Forget the pink pistol lesbian gangs, truth really is stranger than fiction!
You know, I expected Keith Olberman to "Worst Person" Tweety for journalistic fraud, airing infomercials for Coulter, all the while pretending it's a news segment (and having the very same publisher as Coulter). Why does KO ignore this? I hate to be cynical, but could it be that we are all being played, and Olberman is just selling books for O'Reilly, and we, by drawing it attention are also aiding unbeknownst?
Ho-hum. Another tiresome Olbermann rant about retarded Fox News personalities. He must have been in a hurry to fall asleep watching a baseball game.
Gangs of lesbians with pink pistols... if only life was so interesting. They sound like batman villains from the 60s tv show.
Keith-O would be even funnier if anyone watched his goofball nitwittery---[Deleted. No need to insult others who don't happen to share your particular point of view-Sitemonitor]
Of course, "progressive" radio did even worse in the ratings. Funny you didn't mention that. LOL.
The only political talk show in DC that does well is Rush. None of the others come close. Ratings are what drive the finances of radio stations, so they are in their right to make format changes and programming decisions. More power to them.
daveinboca @ 34:
Begone, insipid rightwing troll-ette! Get thee from this place and nevermore return!
Speaking of "goofball nitwittery"...how're things in your mom's basement?
...a funnier story couldn't have been written by a bunch tweeked out HBO writers...almost as if BO was pulling a belated "April Fool's" joke...I'm surprized even he could keep a straight face...KO's best "Worst" ever...
I generally don't acknowledge Bill O'Reillys existence, however, this new thing about lesbian gangs is just too funny. I wonder if he sees the humor of this or does he really have a fear that young virgins are being assaulted by lesbian gangs? With all the tragedy in the world, all the positive things he could do with his position on radio and tv to waste it on such stories is mind blowing. What a waste on all levels. And I am madly in love with Keith. His last rant made my heart ache with admiration.
Keith, hon, you are just enjoying yourself too much!! But so am I!! lol You are da man!! I go along with the previous poster's suggestion to just give the worst person in the world award to billo in perpetuity.
Hey! I like Jim Rome!
Rome may not be a Keith Olbermann, but he is WAAAAY more entertaining and informative than Bill O'.
@Mike
Radically Moderate @ 40:
Oh crap! Van Smack knocks out billo out of the District. he clones are gonna rise up.
At this rate, billo is going to be as irrelevant as Moron McMalkin's love life... Yeah, like anyone would voluntarily want to hit that.
To quote the Clones, "Scoreboard!"
I love Keith, and my 88 year old dad says that Keith is fresh and fun! Dad thinks Bill-o is full of crap and Bush should be impeached for an unjust war. This from a WWII veteran. Rock On, Keith!
I just wonder how far undercover Bill O'Lielly had to go to ferret out this “national underground network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols”? And did he dress for the part? And carry a pink pistol to fit in?
The most astonishing thing about that piece was not the fact that BO is a half-witted freak obsessed with lesbians, but the fact that, according to the gang task force (or whatever Keith called it) there actually is a lesbian gang somewhere on the east coast.
I demand pictorial proof of this claim. Indeed, both I Bill would be willing to pay for it.
I'm surpised you guys didn't capture keith saying....'Poooooop In Spaaaaace!" :lol:
That line was the funniest thing i've ever heard K.O. say, since I've been watching the show. :D
-TP
I tried to post this earlier, but kept getting a server error, so even though it's late, I'm going to anyway:
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Ok, I'm sorry, but nationwide network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols? I know that US journalism isn't anymore, but that has to be one of the most completely insane claims I've ever heard. And on a MAJOR news network?
Seriously, we're not talking about just exaggerating figures or playing loose with facts, this is the sort of things that the drunk guy in the bar at 2pm claims while complaining that the Triumverate has a chip in his brain that forces him to dance a jig every time he drinks tapwater. I don't doubt that a number of O's viewers believe it since he said it, but anybody with even a fractional capacity for reasonable thought can tell that this is absurd.
What is WRONG with people? "Worst" person has nothing to do with it, Keith--I think "Most Delusional" might be better. The Iraqi PR guy was more believable than that.
Ok, I've finished with the rant that George Soros commanded me to write, I can now continue plotting the downfall of western civilization through the use of Universal Healthcare.
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Also: Denice, I also have a dad in his 80s who's a WWII veteran, and the anger I see come from him directed at the current malfeasant administration is possibly greater than my own. Sharp and probably more up on current events than I am, not to mentioned every bit as outraged as us "dirty hippie kids."
I'm laughing!
The notorious terrorist "Lesbia X," pressing her pink pistol against Barbara's trembling temple, whipped around to face Steel and snarled, "I've got a gun, and you've got a gun. Looks like a stand-off, Steel."
At that, Brick Steel smirked his best sneer. Aiming his long-barrelled .454 Magnum at the terrorist's face with his right hand, he reached down with his left and unzipped his leather pants, and replied, "Lady, looks like you're out-gunned."
Both Barbara and "Lesbia X" stared and gasped...
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Wow.
Anyone stop to think that maybe he just mistook part of one of Mrs. Cheney's novels for a news report and ran with it?
Bill is conflating an actual second amendment rights group with this own sick fantasy.
Pink Pistols is an LGBT group (note that includes gays, bisexuals, and transgendered -- not just lesbians) who believe in exercising their second amendment rights to own and carry a firearm for personal and home protection.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Pistols
They are not gangs of armed lesbians roaming the streets!
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