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Colbert Abandons the Sinking USS McCain

colbert-mccain.jpg Stephen mourns the passing of the McCain presidential campaign, then quickly distances himself from the fallout.

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PNAAC Minister's picture

Flynt!

miss_kitty's picture

He and his guest had me lmao last night.

Strawberry's picture

Um, is any one else watching the situation room right now? The stand in guy for Wolfie just clobbered JC Watts on McCain, global warming, and the war in Iraq. Can we give this guy Wolfie's job permanently?

One less doddery old git in the GoP race.

Weaseldog's picture

I think his medications or Alzheimer's is finishing McCain off.

I really think his problems stem from medical causes.

Kat's picture

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

PNAAC Minister's picture

Kat @ 6:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

"Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-bomb Iran.."

Misty's picture

Is anyone else having a problem getting to play or save it? When I hit play all I get is the black screen and after hitting the play button it does nothing. :(

PNAAC Minister's picture

I think it's still being uploaded.

Misty's picture

Kat @ 6:

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

Yep....ol Cheny will get to warm that seat publicly that he REALLY has.

They say its because Bush may not be coherent enough to make any major decisions.

I ask.........has he ever been coherent since 2001? NO!!!!!!!!

But first they may need to get Chenys hand out of Bush's butt before they perform this test. This could take awhile. Because you all know you cant be the puppet master when the hand isnt in the puppet.

Strawberry's picture

WooHoo, you can now bring breastmilk(three ounces even if you don't have a baby with you) on board airplanes, and lighters are okay now too. But you still can't bring bottled water.

Dhalgren's picture

Another video to upload - Melanie Morgan on Hardball is really on a fascist hissy fit....calling Clinton a traitor.

TDoff's picture

Since McCain decided he doesn't want to talk about his campaign anymore, he's decided on a new approach. He huddled with his remaining staff (which he simulated by placing mirrors around his bathroom walls while he sat on the throne), and decided to wage a 'stealth' campaign.
He's trying to hire a proxy to wage his campaign for him, but so far Huckabee, O'Reilly, Matalin and even Limbaugh have turned him down.
Seems like no one wants to be known as 'John McCain', even for make-believe, even for a short period of time.
And, of course, the minimum-wage salary isn't too tempting, either.
So unless McCain takes Hillary's suggestion, and runs as 'George W. Bush II', we may have seen the last of him.

goatsage's picture

Now I know why they call him a maverick, he's just like the old Ford (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Maverick) the inspiration for the AMC Hornet. Try as they might the company could never get this old clunker to catch on.

The Truth Hurts's picture

Strawberry @ 3:

Um, is any one else watching the situation room right now? The stand in guy for Wolfie just clobbered JC Watts on McCain, global warming, and the war in Iraq. Can we give this guy Wolfie's job permanently?

JC Watts????

Is the GOP still using this clown as a mouthpiece? I guess when you have one black guy in your ranks, you better maximize it.

Friar Tuck's picture

TDoff @ 13:

Since McCain decided he doesn't want to talk about his campaign anymore, he's decided on a new approach. He huddled with his remaining staff (which he simulated by placing mirrors around his bathroom walls while he sat on the throne), and decided to wage a 'stealth' campaign.
He's trying to hire a proxy to wage his campaign for him, but so far Huckabee, O'Reilly, Matalin and even Limbaugh have turned him down.
Seems like no one wants to be known as 'John McCain', even for make-believe, even for a short period of time.
And, of course, the minimum-wage salary isn't too tempting, either.
So unless McCain takes Hillary's suggestion, and runs as 'George W. Bush II', we may have seen the last of him.

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LMAO!! loved the comment about MCcain being inside his bathroom .

Friar Tuck's picture

I am out!! the window man comes early here this morning is,,,,looks at watch,,, 6 and /hours from now. Blinds that reflect the sun that can be remotely opened and closed. Suddenly,, germany needs it.
Take care C&L folks and remember,, to see the new eagle pics,, hit my blog . The ad lib was done using songs from recent to past.

Best regards,,

and guten nacht too !

Captain Kangaroo's picture

The USS McCain is obvious proof that anybody who supports the war in the next election will be toast. McCain went from first to last in a few short months and the main message that was different was the war. Remember the Baghdad market run? :lol:

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tyree's picture

will the proctoligist be allowed tp practice their love with bushes asshole?

weredoe's picture

These posts should come with a Mac alert so those of us who hate Apple/Disney/ABC can avoid them.

the 4th Reich is rising's picture

Kat @ 6:

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

So they´ll perform a routine check of his brain tomorrow?

Shared Humanity's picture

As I have said before, anyone who voted in support of torture and for the suspension of habeus corpus, has no right to be considered a candidate for the President of the US.

Good riddance and may you be quickly joined by a group of like minded idiots, assigned to the dustbins of history.

Shared Humanity's picture

Kat @ 6:

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

Even his wife and aides can't believe the shit that is coming from this guy....they thought it would be wise to check him out.

Thing Fish's picture

"John McCain's straight talk express has hit some bumps in the road lately. And many of those bumps turned out to be former passengers."

Pretty bad when your own people throw themselves under the bus.

McCain is reminding me more and more of Fredric March as Matthew Harrison Brady at the end of Inherit the Wind.

bmw 528's picture

the 4th Reich is rising @ 23:

Kat @ 6:

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

So they´ll perform a routine check of his brain tomorrow?

Yes, if the electron microscope is available.

miss_kitty's picture

bmw 528 @ 27:

So they´ll perform a routine check of his brain tomorrow?

Yes, if the electron microscope is available.

:lol: Hahahahahaha! Do you think it wil be powerful enough?

Salmineo's picture

McCain is a prime example of confidence without support.

As I have stated for more than a year now, McCain will not be president.

One benefit is that Hanoi is now safe from nuclear attack.

Gary's picture

Kat @ 6:

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

PNAAC Minister @ 7:

Kat @ 6:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

I thought Cheney was president anyway?

"Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-bomb Iran.."

oncall's picture

Shared Humanity @ 25:

Kat @ 6:

From BBC News: Bush to undergo medical procedure:

US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

uh oh.....

Even his wife and aides can't believe the shit that is coming from this guy....they thought it would be wise to check him out.

ROFLMAO. I sent that comment to my e-mail list.

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