July 20, 2007 11:00 AM
Mike's Blog Round Up
Four Essential Questions, and it's not even Passover. Of course, all Iraq deadlines are to be passed over, apparently to the Twelfth of Never.
If You Could Ask the Presidential Candidates a Question ...
The Colonoscopy: What's Inside Bush, and what's already unfortunately come out.
What Dubya really needs is a Cheney-botomy.
The E-Central Hillary, her need to heed Dewey, and the inside story of ... the Pentagon hooey.
Favorite Undiscovered Blogs, at Corrente.
Don Davis of the Satirical Political Report would just like to thank Mike and the whole C&L team for this opportunity, and remember, perhaps we wouldn't have been in such a mess if it weren't for Bush's first Colin-oscopy.
A Prosecutor Out of Character on the Air
By MONICA DAVEY
The public comments of United States Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald lean toward the sober, so his agreement to take part in a radio game show inspired curiosity and disbelief.
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so it was a game all along
For those who may have missed it, the official Bush White House & RNC approved list of Republican talking points on Iraq has gotten a bit of a make-over in the past few days.
For the full list of the latest GOP approved Iraq falsehoods, smears and hallucinations, see:
"The Official Republican Iraq Talking Points."
Questions for candidates:
'Hillary, have you and Bill ever discussed him having a sex-change procedure?"
'Obama, how's that MJ cream treatment working out?'
'Rudy, are you gonna get whacked if you don't win?'
'Mitt, are you going to celebrate your nomination with another wedding ceremony?'
'McCain, are you going to try again in 2020? Will you be 97 or 98?'
'Edwards, when are you going to learn? 'Honesty doesn't pay' in politics'.
the Yahoo Headline says:
Iraqi army detains 46 near Iran border
By KIM GAMEL, Associated Press Writer Sat Jul 21, 7:57 AM ET
the Yahoo story says:
BAGHDAD - Iraqi troops have detained 46 suspected militants and killed five others in a new operation in eastern Diyala, the army said Saturday, while a U.S. soldier was reported killed in an explosion in the volatile province.
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's office, meanwhile, confirmed that he had received an invitation for his Turkish counterpart to visit the country to discuss Turkey's demand that Baghdad crack down on guerrillas of the Kurdistan Workers Party, or PKK, in northern Iraq but no date has been set.
"I think that the date will be set soon," government spokesman Ali al-Dabbagh said.
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So 140,000 turks on the border want to attack the kurds and the headline says IRAN!
Great propaganda, yahoo!!!
Insiders say the colonoscopy isn't going too well. They're having trouble squeezing the 'scope past McCain's nose.
The real enemy.
The Los Angeles Times reported it...
And it had all the impact of a pebble
thrown in the ocean.
Who is the US's biggest real enemy in the
Middle East in terms of actual violence
and real attacks?
Is it Iran? Syria? That's what the Bush
lie machine would have you believe.
Here's the real deal...
From the LA Times report:
"Although Bush administration officials have
frequently lashed out at Syria and Iran,
accusing it of helping insurgents and militias
here, the largest number of foreign fighters
and suicide bombers in Iraq come from a
third neighbor, SAUDI ARABIA, according to
a senior U.S. military officer and Iraqi lawmakers.
About 45% of all foreign militants targeting
U.S. troops and Iraqi civilians and security
forces are from Saudi Arabia..."
Saudi Arabia, the country that gave us 9/11
and Osama bin Laden.
What's going on in this despotic country which
occupies such a warm place in the heart of the
Bush crime family (father and son)?
In depth history and analysis you will NEVER
see on US TV:
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/124.html
General Odierno has been assigned to write the report on the Iraq War assessment, and since he's (to put it kindly) 'a little slow', the report is now expected 1/9/09.
The republican senators and the White House are now collaborating on a schedule of diversions and obfuscations to fill the 'time-gap'.
Hint: One of the diversions is titled 'IRAN-NUKE-IRAN'.
One of the obfuscations has to do with 'THEY'RE COMING HERE. CHECK UNDER YOUR BED EACH NIGHT'.
One can only imagine what sort of orgasmic bliss Cheney must feel while taking over the reigns for Georgie-boy. On second thought, I suggest not imagining anything involving Cheney and orgasms, unless you want to go blind.
But seriously, I wonder what he does during those precious minutes of absolute power? Do you suppose he does things that only the President is allowed to do?
Surely, there must be some power of authority that he exercises to accomplish some sort of evil deed. The man truly is evil and that much power is simply too much temptation for someone with that much evil in their blood.
Not that he doesn't already have the power of the Presidency vicariously through his hand puppet, but actually living, breathing, feeling, and exercising that kind of power must be irresistible to a man like Cheney.
Who would've thought WMD's would been hid inside George's butt. The prick will stoop at nothing!
We gotta all get together, even the atheists and agnostics, and pray for the Rapture, so that all the assholes get sucked up to 'Heaven', and we 'Left Behinds' can
First, throw a celebration party, and
Second, get this earth straightened out, based on reason, rationality, fairness and justice,
morality and 'goodness'.
There's a faint ray of hope in this 'colonoscopy' thing.
They may find the obstruction that's been causing all the excrement to come out the wrong end.
TDoff @ 10:
I agree. The tragedy is that the whole rapture idea (as well as religion) is a big load of bullshit.
Bush has five polyps removed, reclaims powers
59 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush had five polyps discovered and removed during a routine colon cancer test on Saturday, the White House said.
[Insert: There is no truth to the rumor that the polyps were 'democrat'. It is believed, however, that after examination, they will prove to be fingertips of vice-presidick cheney.]
They were small and "none appeared worrisome," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel told reporters after the colonoscopy, performed at the presidential retreat in Camp David, Maryland. Further tests will be conducted on the polyps, he said.
At 7:16 a.m. EDT (1116 GMT) Bush, 61, invoked Section 3 of the 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution to voluntarily transfer his powers of the presidency to Vice President Dick Cheney while he was unable to discharge his duties during the colonoscopy procedure.
He reclaimed his powers at 9:21 a.m. EDT (1321 GMT), the White House said. Cheney was at his Maryland home on the Chesapeake Bay, according to the White House.
How could Dick Cheney be the Acting President since he claims that he is not a part of the Executive Branch.
Beat the Reich Wing Morons over the head with that clear contradiction from Potter Cheney.
re: "What Dubya really needs is a Cheney-botomy."
I thought he was a Cheney bottom, on a regular basis.
If Bush really successfully survived the colonoscopy, you can bet that drove the final nail in Cheney's belief in prayer.
Hope the doctor that performed the colonoscopy explained to the president that W had his head up his rear.
In the operatin' room someone hollered "HEADS UP". :)
They also found plenty of noses. Lie berman's and Mc Cain's to mention a couple.
What Bush REALLY NEEDS is a LOBOTOMY!!!!
A National Treasure Calls For Impeachment
Laura Nason @ 19:
'BUSH/LOBOTOMY' is an oxymoron, it presumes he has frontal lobes.
What he really need is an anusectomy, so he'd disappear.
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