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BREAKING: Sen. Stevens' home raided

20070730_042342_stevens_200.jpg  KTVA.com: (h/t Richard)

The IRS and the FBI have exercised a search warrant on the home of Senator Ted Stevens in Girdwood.

Anchorage Daily News:

"All I can say is that agents from the FBI and IRS are currently conducting a search at that residence," said Dave Heller, the assistant special agent in charge of the FBI's Anchorage office. The search began this afternoon, he said. It's the only such search warrant currently being served, he said.

He directed other questions to the U.S. Justice Department's Public Integrity Section in Washington. A spokesman there had no comment.

Federal investigators and a grand jury looking into public corruption in Alaska have been asking questions about a 2000 remodeling project at Stevens' home, particularly the involvement of the oil field services firm Veco.

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churl's picture

Har! Avast, lubbers/ Salmons' revenge!

pissed off patricia's picture

there is a god! :)

TruthSeeker's picture

pissed off patricia @ 2:

there is a god! :)

Amen to that!

Greg's picture

Shocked! Shocked I say. Start shredding Ted!

jason's picture

Can't wait for Fox News to label him a Democrat!

Biggus Diggus's picture
No!

No!

mudshark's picture

He's the slime oozing out of my tv set.same ole same ole....corruption again.....HEY SENATOR got any tile left? I need to tile my bathroom.

tyree's picture

yahoo another stinking repig politician caught with his dick in the cookie jar!!!!!he he

nocore's picture
NO!

NO!

Andy K's picture

No.

Really?

Heeheeheeheehee.....

konchster's picture

snark snark let's build this bridge to no where not a soul will pay attention
Adios Ted

tyree's picture

maby the old prick will jump off that bridge to nowhere!

Captain Kangaroo's picture

They didn't take his tubes did they?

LibertyLover's picture

Biggus Diggus @ 6:

No!

I get it. ;)

Heeheehee.

Strawberry's picture

Wow. Today's turning out to be ok afterall.

Captain Kangaroo's picture

He is just an old FUCK isn’t he?

The Truth Hurts's picture

Are they looking for tubes?

bamboozled's picture

Maybe we need to build a bridge from Alaska to Guantanamo. I have a feeling he'll come clean after about 3 seconds of waterboarding.

Straight Shooter's picture

Cry me a river, Ted. Hahahahaha.

Chip's picture

Funny comments. ROFL.

Mikie Jones's picture

What do you expect from someone who calls the internets a series of tubes. Lord knows what they found in his pad after the raid :P

tyree's picture

repigs the armys going to give you chickenshits a twenty thousan bonus to get your jock shot off in iraq , gettem while their hot boys ,its an easy twenty grand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abarts's picture

See ya, Ted

ted's picture

it might be hard to find what's in his house- it's a series of tubes.

LibertyLover's picture

If he had breasts, like Hillary, we could talk about his cleavage... but since he only has tubes... Let's talk about tying them...

Andy K's picture

tyree @ 12:

maby the old prick will jump off that bridge to nowhere!

How about drivin' off it on his Skidoo? I'd shell out $25 to watch that on pay-per-view!

LibertyLover's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 13:

They didn't take his tubes did they?

Nope, just tied them.

jwazzz's picture

Vitter in diapers and Stevens with his hand in the cookie jar - could it get any better? Oh yeah, we're still waiting to hear from Larry Flynt.............

howard's picture

TUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mudshark's picture

tyree @ 23:

repigs the armys going to give you chickenshits a twenty thousan bonus to get your jock shot off in iraq , gettem while their hot boys ,its an easy twenty grand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyree..my nephew got offered 34 grand to re up in the marines plus another 6 grand to volunteer to go back to Iraq.He says the money looks good.When I asked him if he would want his little brother the enlist he said (rather strongly) NO...he's 19 w/a purple heart already......

CG's picture

Boo. The only thing that investigators found was a series of tubal interwebs.

Paris Hilton's picture

Come on now everybody, be nice to Ted. I think he's hot.

JR's picture

Psst. Psst. Look under the sink in his bathroom. He took the money out of the freezer and put it in the bathroom.

dixie blood's picture

Can we give Alaska back to the Soviets where the current Repugniscums in power up there will be more welcome and in context??

Anyone who votes for or even supports a Repugniscum in this country is an enemy of the people.

Until the Repugniscum's fight to remove the rampant and deep corruption in their party then they are a criminal gang!! Not a political party!!!

Bill from Dover's picture

Can't understand why he didn't try to hide in one of his tubes.

Tom's picture

TruthSeeker @ 3:

pissed off patricia @ 2:

there is a god! :)

Amen to that!

I see, so NOW there's a god, but he was either too busy or too lazy before? I'd say there is poetic justice, perhaps, or comeuppance, sure, but god, no.

Andy K's picture

CG @ 32:

Boo. The only thing that investigators found was a series of tubal interwebs.

They looked in the wrong place if they checked his hard drive fer evidence.

Stevens has the incriminatin' records on his PC, though. Literally on his PC, in a shoebox.

Erroll's picture

This remodeling job of Stevens' house took place in 2000. The FBI, after seven years, is finally investigating Stevens' role in this matter. Perhaps the fact that the Republicans had control of the House had something to do with them looking out [or overlooking] one of their own. Now if only Gonzalez's and Bush's and Cheney's criminal past will be investigated, albeit a lot more quicker than is the case with Ted Stevens.

bob kasprzak's picture

THE GOP- THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING...........WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a guy's picture

The evidence is lost in a series of tubes...

Andy K's picture

dixie blood @ 35:

Can we give Alaska back to the Soviets where the current Repugniscums in power up there will be more welcome and in context??

Anyone who votes for or even supports a Repugniscum in this country is an enemy of the people.

Until the Repugniscum's fight to remove the rampant and deep corruption in their party then they are a criminal gang!! Not a political party!!!

Uhm, a little update: They're just plain old Russians again.

;)

Chris's picture

Ted, will you properly report your income?

NOOOOO! I will not!!!

Salmineo's picture

Didn't steal some bridge going nowhere or something?

Biggus Diggus's picture

Given the corrupt nature of the Gonzalez justice department, Mr. No! must have really screwed up to find himself being raided.

mudshark's picture

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

cubejockey's picture

are those ice road truckers using his bridge?

Andy K's picture

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

Livingston? Do ya mean Jefferson from Louisiana? Hope there's not 2!

mudshark's picture

Can't forget good ole Ken Lay.....( major contributor to the Boosh campaign.

nocore's picture

You see, prison is like one short tube- with a cap at each end!

Chris's picture

Seriously, is there a Republican who isn't corrupt? And who are the worthless scumbags who continue to support this criminal gang?

Salmineo's picture

Will Randy "duke" Cunningham be getting a room0mate?

Hmmmmm?

Popice's picture

I just can't stop smiling right now. This is the greatest thing I have heard all week. I'm going to take myself out for ice cream. I wonder how long my posting will take to arrive in its tube?
Oh, and Ted. Should we go easy on you? NO!!! You creepy little bastard.

StirFry's picture

and the 999th paper cut....

Smack_dab's picture

So is prison also like a series of tubes? Hopefully Stevens will be able to tell us all in a few months.

There has to be a higher standard for our public officials with regard to criminal behavior, especially when that criminal behavior is aided by their official position. Politicians and police (just to name two examples) should receive double the normal sentence or an extra ten years for their crimes, whichever is greater (and they get to go to big boy prison, not club Fed). Maybe you can't always get the best and the most honest to serve, but you can at least put some real fear into them so they stay honest in spite of their true nature.

Doggiebobo's picture

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

How could you not add Tom DeLay...

mudshark's picture

Andy K @ 48:

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

Livingston? Do ya mean Jefferson from Louisiana? Hope there's not 2!

Your right Andy...For some reason I was thinking of Bob Livingston(R).....he was the guy who couldn't take the Speakers job .

Jerry's picture

Hehehehehehe...........tubes......

mudshark's picture

Doggiebobo @ 56:

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

How could you not add Tom DeLay...

I swear to Gawd I can't keep up with these guys anymore......but thanks for adding to the list.

Andy K's picture

Doggiebobo @ 56:

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

How could you not add Tom DeLay...

Or the Duke-stir?

miss_kitty's picture

He's probably just hit 'send' right before they entered the room to get the evidence hidden in the tubes...

ryan's picture

hate to be a downer but up here unless he's literally imprisoned he'll sail through re-election until the day he keels over and dies on the senate floor. We already named the airport after him for god's sake. People usually have to be dead to have stuff like that named after them.

Salmineo's picture

At this rate, there won't be any republicans left to Vote Out in '08. They'll all be in jail.

Wonder if that experiance will change their views on gay rights issues?

Da Spyda's picture

Senator Stevens appears to be a man who's in the NO !!!!!

DOH!!!

Targa's picture

Dominos, I tells ya.... Dominos! And I'm not talking pizza.

mudshark's picture

Andy K @ 60:

Doggiebobo @ 56:

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

How could you not add Tom DeLay...

Or the Duke-stir?

stirred not shaken.....

Salmineo's picture

ryan @ 62:

hate to be a downer but up here unless he's literally imprisoned he'll sail through re-election until the day he keels over and dies on the senate floor. We already named the airport after him for god's sake. People usually have to be dead to have stuff like that named after them.

Oh Yeah, well when we are done with him you'll have to re-name that airport Ms. Senator Stevens.

Andy K's picture

mudshark @ 57:

Andy K @ 48:

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

Livingston? Do ya mean Jefferson from Louisiana? Hope there's not 2!

Your right Andy...For some reason I was thinking of Bob Livingston(R).....he was the guy who couldn't take the Speakers job .

With yer Livingston & dixie blood's Soviets, I am beginnin' to think there are forces afoot causin' us to channel the zeitgeist of the '90's.

BTW, just heard this new group on the radio. Check out the Dave Matthews Band. Unlike anything I've heard before!

Chris's picture

Andy K @ 60:

Doggiebobo @ 56:

mudshark @ 46:

I gotta say this the reugs are ahead in the corruption game.what is it?Livingston so far (in recent terms)is the only Dem who has been charged w/corruption.On the darkside we have Abrahmoff,Ney,Stevens,Libby,Foley(weird)...I know I'm missing some here.OH YEAH...Cheney,GONZALES,Boosh.....lets see ...who else?Theres been so many I can't keep up anymore.

How could you not add Tom DeLay...

We could list a thousand names at this point. They're all criminals. So are there followers for supporting them and enabling all this criminal activity.
Or the Duke-stir?

dixie blood's picture

ryan @ 62:

hate to be a downer but up here unless he's literally imprisoned he'll sail through re-election until the day he keels over and dies on the senate floor. We already named the airport after him for god's sake. People usually have to be dead to have stuff like that named after them.

People usually have to be dead to have stuff like that named after them.

In Alaska maybe, not in the REAL WORLD!!!

Loonie's picture

Quick! Hide the Webular Netular Intertubes!

Da Spyda's picture

Senator Stevens, may I introduce you to your cellmates........

Ben Dover & Phil MyCrakin.

Hey fellas, the new guy is into tubes.

tyree's picture

mudshark @ 31:

tyree @ 23:

repigs the armys going to give you chickenshits a twenty thousan bonus to get your jock shot off in iraq , gettem while their hot boys ,its an easy twenty grand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyree..my nephew got offered 34 grand to re up in the marines plus another 6 grand to volunteer to go back to Iraq.He says the money looks good.When I asked him if he would want his little brother the enlist he said (rather strongly) NO...he's 19 w/a purple heart already......

tell the boy a hundread yrs from now hell never miss that thirty grand , people dont give you that kind of money unless they use you , when the war ends theyll shit on all these new vets , buisness as useual!

Andy K's picture

miss_kitty @ 61:

He's probably just hit 'send' right before they entered the room to get the evidence hidden in the tubes...

'send' or 'flush'?

Fer all I know, Ted thinks PC stands fer Personal Commode.

Robert's picture

Why not just convert Congress onmto a prison? Will save a heck a lot of money building a new one to house all the pollies who are caught raiding the till.

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

It's Grumpy's turn to be busted criminally. He's toast now!!

tyree's picture

its time to fill up thoes haliburton concintration camps with repig politicians!

Salmineo's picture

Lets not have the Ted Stevens corruption trial in Alaska. May I suggest a change of venue to say...San Francisco?

Andy K's picture

Robert @ 75:

Why not just convert Congress onmto a prison? Will save a heck a lot of money building a new one to house all the pollies who are caught raiding the till.

Or why not turn the whole country into a prison?

Oh, wait, Bushco's workin' on that one.

Markus's picture

You don't actually believe this crook is going to jail, do you?

Hayduke's picture

Dear God, I'm absolutely giddy at the prospect of this dirtbag being taken down. Could this be Xmas in July???

straight shooter's picture

WOW! Ted Stevens in trouble - especially in Anchorage - is nothing short of amazing. This man is to Alaska what Huey Long was to Louisiana.

Not disappointed. Just shocked.

Salmineo's picture

Da Spyda @ 72:

Senator Stevens, may I introduce you to your cellmates........

Ben Dover & Phil MyCrakin.

Hey fellas, the new guy is into tubes.

Ted.....Bubba say.....you da wife.....(is there quorum present, by any chance?)

Snowball's picture

The only reason I can think of that Alaska keeps electing this unpleasant clown is that it's filled with uneducated misanthropes who moved there because they hate the human race.

mudshark's picture

Andy..Dave Matthews huh?...I'll check him out sometime...

myiq2xu's picture

jwazzz @ 29:

Vitter in diapers and Stevens with his hand in the cookie jar - could it get any better? Oh yeah, we're still waiting to hear from Larry Flynt.............

I thought Vitter was caight with his hand in the nookie jar?

Salmineo's picture

I don't care, let the people of Alaska rise up in defense of Stevens.....all twelve of them.

myiq2xu's picture

Markus @ 80:

You don't actually believe this crook is going to jail, do you?

Do they have old folks' prisons?

FreeDUMB's picture

No! Not another corrupt Republican? He didn't make this shitpile, he just climbed to the top of it.

BaScOmBe's picture

didn't ole' ted have some company add an entire new floor to his house? for free?

he must have got his coupon for that deal off the internet truck.

what a maroon!

Arroyo's picture

Do you think Ted has $90,000 in his freezer?
By the way, is Rep. William Jefferson STILL in Congress?

Lasthorseman's picture

Again, yet another diversion from impeach, impeach, impeach.

BaScOmBe's picture

Snowball @ 84:

The only reason I can think of that Alaska keeps electing this unpleasant clown is that it's filled with uneducated misanthropes who moved there because they hate the human race.

nope! VOTING MACHINES!!!

NotLRon's picture

What is with all these politicians who use illegitimate means to posh up their already comfortable lifestyles? They're already living better than the vast majority, but they feel they need still more. What more could Ted Stevens think he deserves? Wow, what a putz.

anonymous's picture

when HE calls for the soldiers to come home post-haste, then i'll be suspicious and hopeful at the same time. hopeful it will be a jailhouse epiphany. suspicious that it's him.

Salmineo's picture

Arroyo @ 91:

Do you think Ted has $90,000 in his freezer?
By the way, is Rep. William Jefferson STILL in Congress?

Ok Ok I conceed...One iffy Democrat and FIFTY CORRUPT REPUBLICANS.

Will this have meaning at the ballot box?

Yep.

Pesky Pelosi's picture

Lasthorseman @ 92:

Again, yet another diversion from impeach, impeach, impeach.

Ah but we are multi-tasking!

Jo's picture

The Truth Hurts @ 17:

Are they looking for tubes?

Yes, and when they are found there will be a tubal litigation.

mudshark's picture

myiq2xu @ 86:

jwazzz @ 29:

Vitter in diapers and Stevens with his hand in the cookie jar - could it get any better? Oh yeah, we're still waiting to hear from Larry Flynt.............

I thought Vitter was caight with his hand in the nookie jar?

........And the list keeps on growing....pretty soon it will take on a life of it's own.

mudshark's picture

NotLRon @ 94:

What is with all these politicians who use illegitimate means to posh up their already comfortable lifestyles? They're already living better than the vast majority, but they feel they need still more. What more could Ted Stevens think he deserves? Wow, what a putz.

..This is what I call a typical repugnican.money money money......everything else comes second

BaScOmBe's picture

Arroyo @ 91:

Do you think Ted has $90,000 in his freezer?
By the way, is Rep. William Jefferson STILL in Congress?

yes he is! he is pleading NOT GUILTY. he claims to have been cooperating with an FBI investigation when they turned on him.

considering the justice department record on Dems during Ashcroft/Gonzo, I'm starting to lean in that direction myself. Here in NJ, our Fed Atty conducted a witch hunt series of ads against Menendez before the 2006 election.

It so happens that he was being 'reviewed for replacement' during that time.

He kept his job.

I rest my case.

dixie blood's picture

[Deleted. No personal attacks-Sitemonitor]

mudshark's picture

off topic...Did I hear K O correctly when he said that AG Gonzales got Boosh off jury duty so that a 1996 drunk driving conviction would become public?...............

tyree's picture

dixie blood @ 102:

Snowball @ 84:

The only reason I can think of that Alaska keeps electing this unpleasant clown is that it's filled with uneducated misanthropes who moved there because they hate the human race.

"because they hate the human race"
That's just stupid to the core!
You are the "misanthrope!"
Uhh...maybe uhhh...
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jezze thats got to sting!


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FunMe's picture

WOW!

Can the CONservatives from the GOP go even lower? Funny, RepubliCONs have to resort to name calling, throwing bs to bring down Democrats. RepubliCONs on the other hand, simply do the job themselves. They bury themselves ever so nicely.

tooooooooo funny! :-)

seamus's picture

The Republican Congressman from Alaska is also under investigation, and it looks like the other Republican Senator from Alaska, Lisa Murkowski is also in trouble for having purchased her home, far below market value, from a contractor. She recently announced that she was getting rid of the house. FBI, get there before she empties the place out.

...

Smack_dab's picture

According to Wikipedia, Stevens has been Alaska's Senator since 1968. That is at least twenty years too long for any politician to be in office. They just aren't clued in to the current state of affairs when they've been there that long. Politicians should have both term limits and mandatory retirement at 65.

What is with all these politicians who use illegitimate means to posh up their already comfortable lifestyles? They’re already living better than the vast majority, but they feel they need still more.

It's not what they have but what they see other people having. When they see others making many millions off of shady deals, flying around in private jets and living the life of royalty, they start thinking, why aren't they getting that rich as well. The climate of corruption is self-propagating.

dixie blood's picture

[Deleted. No personal attacks. If you want to start a flame war, go elsewhere-Sitemonitor]

Joseph's picture

Hypocrisy Defined

Today the dictionary made advances in its ability to define "Hypocrite." From here on, the book of definition should use Ted Stevens as the ultimate example of someone who talks out of both sides of his mouth with claims to be a straight shooter who also gave the word "NO" a better meaning.

Stevens must of stood out like a beacon with an arrow pointing at him. He is the Senator who lead the efforts to drill in Alaska. He is the Senator who always, during Senate hearing, made it a point to rebuild the oil executives testimony after the Democrats created openings. It was obvious and this investigation speaks to the love affair Stevens had with oil giants.

I think of William Jefferson and the $100,000 in "cold" cash they found in his freezer. The outrage was massive and national. The right needed a poster boy, and that boy's name was Jefferson. However, if they wanted a better example, they only need look within their own Party. The money representing this crime amounts to billions or enough to buy a refrigerator factory. That would bring "cold" cash to a new level.

My mother was right, people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Joseph

Snap Bastard's picture

seamus @ 106:

The Republican Congressman from Alaska is also under investigation, and it looks like the other Republican Senator from Alaska, Lisa Murkowski is also in trouble for having purchased her home, far below market value, from a contractor. She recently announced that she was getting rid of the house. FBI, get there before she empties the place out.

...

Well hell, we only paid two cents an acre for Alaska, how much was it worth?

Doggiebobo's picture

dixie blood @ 102:

Snowball @ 84:

The only reason I can think of that Alaska keeps electing this unpleasant clown is that it's filled with uneducated misanthropes who moved there because they hate the human race.

"because they hate the human race"
That's just stupid to the core!
You are the "misanthrope!"
Uhh...maybe uhhh...
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I am curious....just exactly where in Alaska do you reside? Have been there twice on
vacations and find the State as pure and pristine as any on the "mainland".

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Dan O's picture

Prison: It's a series of lubes.

dixie blood's picture

Snap Bastard @ 110:

seamus @ 106:

The Republican Congressman from Alaska is also under investigation, and it looks like the other Republican Senator from Alaska, Lisa Murkowski is also in trouble for having purchased her home, far below market value, from a contractor. She recently announced that she was getting rid of the house. FBI, get there before she empties the place out.

...

Well hell, we only paid two cents an acre for Alaska, how much was it worth?

Now it's costing U.S. a fortune!!! Damn Repugniscums!!!

dixie blood's picture

Dan O @ 112:

Prison: It's a series of lubes.

Now dat rite dare, dat is funny!!! Goodun Dan O...

nonbeliever's picture

jason @ 5:

Can't wait for Fox News to label him a Democrat!

LOL, you know it's coming. We should count it down, 5, 4, 3....

Daisy Zimmerly's picture

I hope this builds a bridge to a prison cell for him.

mudshark's picture

Snap Bastard @ 110:

seamus @ 106:

The Republican Congressman from Alaska is also under investigation, and it looks like the other Republican Senator from Alaska, Lisa Murkowski is also in trouble for having purchased her home, far below market value, from a contractor. She recently announced that she was getting rid of the house. FBI, get there before she empties the place out.

...

Well hell, we only paid two cents an acre for Alaska, how much was it worth?

I could be wrong about this but I do believe Alaska was purchased from Russia for 2 million dollars during the Lincoln admin by Sec State Seward...who at the time was lambasted for doing it.

justabill's picture

Here's CNN video of Steven's home raid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL4SkPYL27o&eurl=

nonbeliever's picture

LMAO @ Series of lubes

Andy K's picture

mudshark @ 117:

Snap Bastard @ 110:

seamus @ 106:

The Republican Congressman from Alaska is also under investigation, and it looks like the other Republican Senator from Alaska, Lisa Murkowski is also in trouble for having purchased her home, far below market value, from a contractor. She recently announced that she was getting rid of the house. FBI, get there before she empties the place out.

...

Well hell, we only paid two cents an acre for Alaska, how much was it worth?

I could be wrong about this but I do believe Alaska was purchased from Russia for 2 million dollars during the Lincoln admin by Sec State Seward...who at the time was lambasted for doing it.

Johnson administration. 1867. But Seward is the correct answer. ;)

Read this new book, author's name is Stowe. Uncle Tim's Log Cabin, er somethin'. Check it out! :D

Old Billy's picture

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

Dr. Checkum's picture

Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

Yeah but not past the bent part.

mudshark's picture

mudshark @ 103:

off topic...Did I hear K O correctly when he said that AG Gonzales got Boosh off jury duty so that a 1996 drunk driving conviction would become public?...............

ooppss wouldn't become public..DOH....cerebral flatulance....

dixie blood's picture

Doggiebobo @ 111:

dixie blood @ 102:

Snowball @ 84:

The only reason I can think of that Alaska keeps electing this unpleasant clown is that it's filled with uneducated misanthropes who moved there because they hate the human race.

"because they hate the human race"
That's just stupid to the core!
You are the "misanthrope!"
Uhh...maybe uhhh...
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I am curious....just exactly where in Alaska do you reside? Have been there twice on
vacations and find the State as pure and pristine as any on the "mainland".

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I live in a place where the people know that someone like you, who think (without much effort) that people who live in Alaska are "misanthropes." They all think you are an A$$HOLE!!

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Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

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Andy K @ 120:

mudshark @ 117:

Snap Bastard @ 110:

seamus @ 106:

Well hell, we only paid two cents an acre for Alaska, how much was it worth?

I could be wrong about this but I do believe Alaska was purchased from Russia for 2 million dollars during the Lincoln admin by Sec State Seward...who at the time was lambasted for doing it.

Johnson administration. 1867. But Seward is the correct answer. ;)

Read this new book, author's name is Stowe. Uncle Tim's Log Cabin, er somethin'. Check it out! :D

Andy...A friend of mine is named Seward.......yep their related....something like a great great great grandson......

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mudshark @ 123:

mudshark @ 103:

off topic...Did I hear K O correctly when he said that AG Gonzales got Boosh off jury duty so that a 1996 drunk driving conviction would become public?...............

ooppss wouldn't become public..DOH....cerebral flatulance....

I'm not watching Countdown right now, but that's correct. Gonzo has been covering up for chimpy for decades.

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Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

Don't forget Wet Cigars.

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Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

...What about erectile dysfunction or pryapism....boingggggg

BK's picture

Gods Beneath Us, we need "term limits" in the worst way.
We need term limits in the Congress, and in the Supreme
Court. Senator Bridge to Nowhere Stevens, and the other
"permanent" Senators need to be sent back home after
3 terms at the very most. In the house 4 terms should be
the limit.

Chris's picture

It's a good thing there's no actual law requiring Americans to pay a tax on their labor, right Ted? That is if Ted's labor was lawful. The mindless Republican followers attacked Ed & Elaine Brown, will they attack Ted Stevens the same way?

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nonbeliever @ 115:

jason @ 5:

Can't wait for Fox News to label him a Democrat!

LOL, you know it's coming. We should count it down, 5, 4, 3....

Whoever gets the screen shot first wins a FREE CRUISE to ALASKA!

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Dr. Checkum @ 128:

Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

Don't forget Wet Cigars.

I'm sure you will never "forget Wet Cigars" right? You're a perv!!

Chris's picture

So did Ted ever get his bridge?

Andy K's picture

mudshark @ 129:

Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

...What about erectile dysfunction or pryapism....boingggggg

By EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING. The Black Death, Mount Vesuvius, PMS, that thing where the word's right on the tip of yer tongue but ya can't think of it 'til ya get home, the Pinto, Evel Kneivel's failed Snake River Canyon jump....

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nocore @ 9:

NO!

It's not a big truck!

Blaed's picture

ITS A SERIES OF TUBES!! TUUUUUUUUBBBBES!

Chris's picture

Old Billy @ 121:

It's Clinton's penis's fault!

Andy K @ 135:

mudshark @ 129:

Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

...What about erectile dysfunction or pryapism....boingggggg

Don't forget about the gays.

By EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING. The Black Death, Mount Vesuvius, PMS, that thing where the word's right on the tip of yer tongue but ya can't think of it 'til ya get home, the Pinto, Evel Kneivel's failed Snake River Canyon jump....

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mudshark @ 103:

off topic...Did I hear K O correctly when he said that AG Gonzales got Boosh off jury duty so that a 1996 drunk driving conviction would (sic) {wouldn't} become public?...............

Yes. This happened. The questionaire for potential jurists asks about convictions of felonies, Bush couldn't answer the question truthfully because signing the document is under penalty of perjury... since Bush was running for Governor... or prehaps it was his unsuccessful run at Congress just prior to that.. Gonzo got him out of jury duty so he wouldn't have to admit to this crime prior to an election and give the other side political ammo against him.

Secrets. Lots and Lots of Secrets.

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Chris @ 134:

So did Ted ever get his bridge?

I don't know if they started buildin' it, but, yeah, he got the money fer it.

After the money , as ear-marked in the Omnibus Spendin' Bill, was dropped from that piece of legislation, Congress appropriated the same amount that had been ear-marked earlier, but just fer "general" road improvement. So the Alaskan government spent it on the two bridges.

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Wow, I'm impressed. Y'mean the feds actually went through all the bother of finding a judge to sign an actual, legal search warrant first?? Things must be getting just a smidgen better these days, after all...

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Andy K @ 135:

mudshark @ 129:

Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

...What about erectile dysfunction or pryapism....boingggggg

By EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING. The Black Death, Mount Vesuvius, PMS, that thing where the word's right on the tip of yer tongue but ya can't think of it 'til ya get home, the Pinto, Evel Kneivel's failed Snake River Canyon jump....

the gremlin the pacer the mavrick.....crabs,jock itch.......you got me again Andy....that was hillarious.

Andy K's picture

The Gremlin wasn't that bad. My first car was a '75- oh wait, it was a Hornet wagon, and it sucked!

(In Col. Klink voice): Clinton!

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dixie blood @ 133:

Dr. Checkum @ 128:

Andy K @ 125:

Old Billy @ 121:

EVERYTHING is, pal. Terrorism, the economy, abortion, global warmin' , peanut allergies, hemerrhoids, stubbed toes, ice cream headaches.....

Don't forget Wet Cigars.

I'm sure you will never "forget Wet Cigars" right? You're a perv!!

Gotta a match?

Tony's picture

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (lets all join in this beligerant utterance in the memory of Ted)

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nonny mouse @ 141:

Wow, I'm impressed. Y'mean the feds actually went through all the bother of finding a judge to sign an actual, legal search warrant first?? Things must be getting just a smidgen better these days, after all...

Well, Stevens is a Republican, ya know. Some folks are still protected.

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Tony @ 145:

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (lets all join in this beligerant utterance in the memory of Ted)

Duuuude.....Did it way back at #10....That's like, sooooo 7:15pm-7:25pm EDST.

Get with it. Ya gotta be fast, 'cause if ya blink there's another 20 Republicans under investigation.

;)

Necadawg's picture

I knew it I just knew it, Their ice cubes are smaller and yet they chargh more for them. Scumb bags

Fox News Alert's picture

"I dont care if you have a search warrent! I want you damn kids to get the hell off of my lawn!"

Grumpy and senile old man Ted Stevens talking to law enforcement officials

(snark!)

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I think Ted should open his door, see it's the FBI, yell, "NO!!" and then slam it shut in their faces.

You can do it, Ted!

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mudshark @ 103:

off topic...Did I hear K O correctly when he said that AG Gonzales got Boosh off jury duty so that a 1996 drunk driving conviction would become public?...............

Didn't see KO but that statement is accurate, and if I remember correctly, Gonzo was also in charge of purging Chimp's National Guard file. Apparently, he did a pretty good job at that.

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