President Bush Vows To Protect Us..
By SilentPatriot Tuesday Aug 07, 2007 5:02pm...from the Evil Zombiefascists
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ok that's funny stuff
fristy
Thats like saying his support base is going to molest children or perform homosexual acts. The only thing he is protecting is his Crimminal Buddies and you know what buddies do they go down town and get two blow jobs then give you one.
I'm hearing something, but adjusting my volume isn't making it any clearer.
for the first 3 seconds i thought this was real. bahahaahahah
And why even bother to vote anymore? They wonder why so few do vote, well here you go. Or the "ferocious" Dems are another example.
That was awesome.
LOL
great.. I feel much safer...Like he has been right about everything else..F'n tool
Oh Gawd! Friggin' funny. Thanks SP I needed that.
Adolescent.
Sorry, not funny.
[Your "concern" has been duly noted. Thank you for sharing]
Childish.
And very funny.
Good one!
Cheney being a zombie. Interesting theory. Cheney is the undead and the doctors just think these triple bypass surgeries have been keeping him alive. As long as there is oil to drink Cheney will be roaming the earth starting wars and haunting mankind.
God, things seemed so much better in the world last week.
LOL! Good one.
:D
Maybe its because I've never considered Zombie movies art...or...even entertainment.
I don't know. Its just not funny.
I'm anti-zombie biased...or something.
omfg... i so needed that! :-D
Salmineo at 11
something tells me you need to take a funny pill, lighten up please!
The good joke was the reporter. The bad joke was and always will be Bush.
Riiigghht... So now the republicans, after having ruined or attempted to ruin the reputations of women who desire to control their own bodies and fate, ruined the reputation of gays, especially log cabin gays, ruined the reputation of our armed services and foreign policies, wrecked the reputation of the DOJ along with blonde women specifically who oddly enough tend to cleave to them by using these blonde women and children at every photo-op imaginable.. Fat white guys? Ditto that... After all that mucking about, they still aren't happy at 1600 Pennsylvania..
Now they want to start in on the reputations of the poor old zombie community... I mean its not like these brain eating creatures can really defend themselves... Scary movie plotlines to the contrary, the reality is, even pre-schoolers properly warned can outrun these slow moving creatures...
Why don't you republicans pick on some real monsters... Oh wait, that would mean you guys have to go after yourselves...
Hmmmm, actually you guys on the right do that already... I guess noone is really safe from you pricks.....Imagine that...heheh.....JD
Paul @ 18:
Yes, of course, a funny pill.
That is simply beautiful. Part of me thinks that W could really make an argument for stripping us of our rights to protect us from zombies.
The real joke is that an incompetent, illiterate, coked up, drunk frat boy could protect us from anything.
Salmineo @ 16:
We're attempting to create a semblance of Eisenhower-era plenitude in our daily lives.
classic video
Kay...at this point, Bush does not even need to make an argument with Blue Dogs rolling over and rubber stamping Bush's demands.
WOW! That was funny indeed. Doubleplusextra good with Cheney at the end too.
HAH! That was great.
L.A. Confidential @ 24:
I'm working on it. I might get there....some day.....but right now......"silly" is the best I can do for this skit.
[Lighten up, Francis]
dont worry the way that cocksuckers going thier wont be anything to protect!
Hasn't he done enough???
Maybe he can... "TURN HIMSELF IN!!"
wicked cute!
Ah, I knew something was cooking.
Wed Aug 8, 12:04 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The government is planning a workplace crackdown on illegal immigrants after Congress failed to overhaul immigration laws, a Homeland Security Department spokesman said on Wednesday.
[Deleted. Yesterday you were whining about Colbert, today you are whining about this. You are starting to sound like a concern troll.]
That was hilarious. The best part was The Zombie Cheney lurking in the bushes. Be afraid.
I thought this was amusing, if my 'vote' is required on the laugh-o-meter. But it does have a edge underneath - Bush is trying to treat Americans like children, needing to be 'protected' from the boogy-monsters he's made up himself. Fighting imaginary zombies is about all Bush can do - he sure as hell can't protect Americans from the more real and dangerous threat of unaffordable health care, transport infrastructures so weakened bridges are falling down, the sheer number of jobs vanishing overseas, the plunging worth of the dollar, a fragile housing market, a deficit so astronomically high it's unlikely we'll be able to recover for decades - if ever - an intellectual lobotomization of our school system, a slow but real brain drain of anyone with any brains left (those that haven't been eaten by zombies, one must assume) who are choosing to leave the States for better opportunities elsewhere, a NASA programme so demoralized astronauts are starting to act like the sort of Bushoid frat brats, police forces all over the country acting more and more like the Gestapo, a justice system gutted of any real legitimacy or honour... So many real dangers Americans are facing, but at least we know that Bush will keep us safe from the imaginary monsters 'over there' who want to come 'over here' and eat our brains...
Sad. Now it's not funny anymore...
scared the crap out of me , never seen a zombie with a full load in its pants before!
So much beter than that Fox comedy show... even though Bush wouldn't allow more than one followup question per reporter.
nonny mouse @ 37:
Absolutely. That was the whole point. For a satire to be funny it has to have a ring of truth to it. In this case the ring is a fire alarm.
hi nonny , sorry but im afraid to many americans have allready had their shitty brains eaten by the bush gang!
[Deleted. Good bye]
tyree @ 41:
Bush wants to demand an immediate universal draft, the internet would be shut down immediately and such wonderful ideas as National ID Cards would be dusted off and implemented.
Maybe it's just me, but this would normally be funny if this country wasn't so fucked and Bush is the one doing the fucking. I just can't see Bush as being funny in any way other than him sniveling for his life at a war crimes trial.
L.A. Confidential @ 43:
i cant wait for some dipshit to stop me on the street and demand to see if my papers are in order , seigh hiel!
L.A. Confidential @ 34:
Very Astute!
Ah, another Karl Rove hatched plan?
Throw a bone to the up and comers, Mitt and Freddie? (wonder who's he's made the deal with)....They can laud this to the ravenous base, the Crackdown on the Browns!
And, now, they will force Clinton, Obama, et all to come out against this..which will fire up the base, who is lukewarm on the pygmies running for the Republic ticket. They need an issue, and they have to make immigration it, cause the rest of the candy bag is empty this time around....
And, of course no BIG Republic contributor companies will be targeted in this action, because, as we know, though The Republics hate Brown People, Republic Tycoons love cheap wages and no benefits!
It's a WIN-WIN-WIN for Karl, another ClusterF*ck for the US people!
Smack_dab @ 44:
It's a way to have some laughs in the face of a gruesome future.
bush gives new meaning to the underground!
As a Zombie-lover myself, I find it surprising that Bush would be on our side, should Zombies really rear their half-eaten heads. He'd be the first one, wouldn't he?
ach sooooooooooooooo mine herr!
If protection is what this bastard is offering, I would much rather DIE.
If only Shrub were smart enough to be a zombie ("Must...have...brains!). If only we were smart enough to figure out a way to make our representatives send him packing.
PLEASE DON'T CREATE A POLICE STATE ON MY ACCOUNT!
I know this is meant as parody, but the rights of the undead are something that do need to be addressed.
B
He can start by resigning.
Other than that I need no protection accept to be protected FROM our own government.
These politicians must be out of their minds to think they can REALLY protect anyone from anything.
NiceNCool1
Bush VOWS to protect us ....my ass. Just like his federal government protected us from 911? Just like his federal government protected our levees in New Orleans? Or like he protected our civil rights? And protected the interests of the soldiers families? And protected us from Bankruptcies and foreclosures? Like his federal government protected the employees and the stakeholders and the stock investors of ENRON Corporation? Yes.....he sure protected our voters rights alright. And protected our treasury. Oh yeah...he also protected our childrens rights to education and health coverage. Bush protected our environment that's why the world is in a clear cut global warming. Yes bush government made sure he had his say when the shivo case was there, because he wants to make sure he protected life, and he sure did protected alot of lives in IRAQ including OSAMA bin Ladin and his Al Queada.
BUT his most important accomplishment is to protect Bin Ladin's family escape during 911 and while protecting his interest and cheney's interest in corporate OIL deals with the middle east.
YES BUSH government PROTECTED us alright........THE WORLD will thank him and remember him in the future if we end up having one.....That HE is the leader that PROTECTED US and the WORLD.
Bush can't protect anyone... not even himself. He's disposable and will see one day that's the case.
As for trust him, my ass!! Not on your life! or mine for that matter. A lying liar lies and nobody should trust this waste of skin.
Brilliant!
I gotta steal this bit...
OK, I'll admit it. I'm posting even though I didn't listen to the video. I just can't listen to this trained monkey anymore. I'd rather drag my fingernails across a blackboard than hear his sniveling twang or look at his smirking face, or is that his ass. It's hard to tell them apart.
Bush is nothing but a spit...........a big flem. A mouth full of lies...........
The only protection this country need is protection from HIM and his administration........
Please don't give GW Moron any more ideas :-)
Impeach!
Needless to say, I cannot click on the video because just to see that asshole
makes me puke, therefore cannot comment on what he may have said, other than
to say that he is a prick and worst of all presidents.
only one question WHY THE HECK IS AMERICA UNDER ATTACK AND ALWAYS IN DANGER ON HIS WATCH?
I rarely watch video clips with bush, and don't watch television. How in the world does anybody stand this man? His arguments are childlike, and his body language is obnoxious.
One thing is for sure, if the zombies catch bush, it will be an appetizer, not a meal.
Is good. Two thumbs up.
One constructive comment to the filmmakers: if you had used more than one "reporter" asking the questions it would have been cooler.
Q: What's the difference between a zombie and a Republican?
A: A zombie only wants to suck your brains.
That's the first explanation for cheney that makes sense.
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The President is a talking sphincter.
truth hurts @ # 62
"WHY THE HECK IS AMERICA UNDER ATTACK.....?
GOOD QUESTION
There is a NEWSWEEK POST on MSN " ONE NATION UNDER GUN"
Some thing is off the rails.
Brilliant vid and concept, imo
I honestly do suffer recurring nightmares about zombies, so I found this vid to be both hilarious and terrifying all at the same time.
George W. Bush is a total lying asshole...just looking at his smirking beady-eyed face makes me want to puke. The only protection I want is protection from HIM and his ilk.
L.A. Confidential @ 34:
I bet they are. If the laws currently on the books were enforced, and fines leveed that would really hurt, I'm guessing that the hiring of illegal workers would end pretty quickly. As long as companies are allowed to get away with this, or at most get a small slap on the wrist, the status quo will continue. Tomorrow we will hear from some industry threatening that the price of their product will go through the roof if they are forced to pay a living wage to workers. Truth be told, they are only worried about the reduction in the obscene profits they make on the backs of workers who have no voice.
This President on January 2001, promised the same thing. It didnt work then. Why should we believe him now?
Isn't he really saying "Leave me alone to do whatever I want and the Republican Party won't bomb you." Oops, did I say that?
just go away and never come back
SOOO happy to see AAR Morning Sedition alum Barry Lenk (also of the Lenk and Earl Show) up and that them again. He did a great on on Gonzales at http://www.youtube.com/user/MyEverythingdotcom
How'd they get him to cooperate with this skit?
Cheeney...the walking dead..hehehe...well.. that put a smile on my face.but to hear booosh and his bullshit...ughhhhh...
I would prefer that George Bush content himself with maybe just once keeping the legal vow he has taken to support, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
"It's good for 'em. They'll like it!"
HAAAAHAHAHA!
Hilarious, but seriously, does anyone but me get outraged President Bush can't stand behind the podium like an adult? That juvenile, impetuous swinging his foot back and forth on the toe of his shoe makes me wish I could walk up and shake him and yell, "Grow the HELL UP! STOP acting like a FIVE YEAR OLD who has to pee! Don't you realize you REPRESENT the United States of America when you speak?"
Amusing. Slightly entertaining. Funny? I wouldn't go that far. About half way through, I'm like "OK, I get it... anything else?" But no, there was nothing else.
Makin' fun of the parzident aint' funny, y'all!
Y'all hates god.
Hilarious - and we all needed the laugh.
This is the jerk that said...something like...I'll leave it up to the next president when to end the war. We will not cut and run. We will stay the course....heh heh heh...
The boy that said ya doowin a heckava job Brownie.
How about a fastforward straight to this bag 'o' shit's downfall.
That's the kind of fantasy with a tingle of joy with shafts of light emanating peace in the aftermath to all sentient beings the world over. People would smile and say 'hi' and tip their hats again, life in all it's forms would recover and thrive the skies variagated and fresh, coral reefs regenerate and sea life leap into the air in unrestrained liberation.
With Bush covering our backs, who needs muggers, murderers, thieves, rapists or enemies?
Ruthless People @ 13:
Oh my god, Cheney is really Mumm-ra!
Watchdog @ 88:
In real life stents, surgeries, heart medications only get so far. This man ain't natural.
The thought of Our Fearless Leader stalking the halls of the White House for zombie tourists makes me feel safer. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Now that was funny. :D
...but, 8O Cheney is a scary dude.
Zombies don't eat brains or any other kinds of meat. Nor do they eat any sugar or salt. They only eat a thin gruel, anything with flavor reminds them they are dead, and god help whoever stops them from returning to their graves.
Newer research suggests that there was a paralyzing drug used that caused catalepsy based on the excretions from the sexual glands of the puffer fish (our term for the fish. Japanese call it mugu, but I can't remember what the Haitians called it.) Then once revived with simple smelling salts and camphor the deluded person believed he truly was a zombie and would obey his master unquestioningly.
Kind of like Republicans.
Paul @ 87:
With boosh, who needs enemas?
comedy imitates truth. let's get on with impeachment.
Holy Cow! This guy is Barry Lank. He was part of a comedy team in San Francisco in the late 80's, early 90's called "Lank and Earl" with Jim Earl. I haven't seen him in 15 years. These guys were hilarious. Their best bit, for my money, was when God sat in guest hosting for a radio talk show host.
GOD: This is the Bob O'Hannley show. Bob is out today. I''l be sitting in for him today. This is God, The Father Almighty, Creater of Heaven and Earth.
CALLER: Hello?
GOD: Go ahead. Line One. You're on the air with God.
CALLER: I don't believe you're God.
GOD: Okay ... right now it's raining frogs outside your window.
CALLER: So.
GOD: What do you mean, "So?"
CALLER: So ... Bob could do that.
GOD: Line two.
CALLER: I don't beleive there's a god, I never believed in god, I never will believe in god ... Hey! My eyes! What happened to my eyes??!! I can't see!!!
GOD: The next caller is David from Sacramento. David, your on the air with God. Ask me anything about anything, the origin of the universe, the creation of life, any questions about my son Jesus Christ, anything at all; now's you chance to ask.
CALLER: Nah. I'll just call in again when Bob gets back.
May be he will protect us after killing and destroying like he did in Iraq. First let him clean Iraq and implement democracy. Only then, I shall believe this president. He will wipe out iraqi citizens and then claim victory because he will then own every oil field.
Were was he on 9/11? Was he waiting in the classroom for the terrorists to blow up most of the infrastructure to make a case for the iraq war?
What about his privatizing of the social security? Is that protection?
What about the damned health care system? Only the rich get richer and the middle-class are bearing the brunt.
What about the poppies growing in Afghanistan and shipping it to the U.S? Isn't that destroying the people? Is that protection, Mr. President?
I would like Mr. President to protect us from himself and his men. Thank you.
Well done!
all joking aside, the fight will go on, within 90 days it will start again...last time I looked the laws are for all of us, except them?
goodlucktoall,
dick
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