ROFLMAO
ROFLMAO= "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"
Jane has some observations about Mark Williams.
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Hamsher: So let me do the dirty work and mention what the wonks won’t — this guy has a perfectly frozen forehead. Per. fect. ly. Watch the clip at Media Matters and look betwen his eyes and at his eyebrows. Absolutely immobile. No lift, no scrunch. Nobody of Williams’ age has that little movement without being shot to shit with Botox unless they’ve got some sort of neurological disorder. Watch him. He’s a preening, vain little trash talking popinjay and my guess is Matthews (or any other anchor) probably doesn’t want anyone delving too heavily into the subject of cosmetic enhancement on his show lest the floodgates open and everyone’s fair game.
You know?
Can we call him Botox Mark? Media Matters supplies the transcript and has video also:
WILLIAMS: I hope what we get is the truth from General Petraeus about every step forward on the ground being made by the military since we started this being ruined, and two steps backwards being taken on Capitol Hill, by the Democrats playing politics with this and plucking the pennies off the eyelids of the newly dead. Meanwhile, "Nancy Botox" is out there saying, you know, "We're leaving! We're running! We're gonna go away!"
MATTHEWS: This doesn't help me any.
MATTHEWS: You know, Mark, that doesn't help me any.
MSNBC needs to answer a simple question. Why is he on your network? Media criticism has aways been a big part of C&L....And you wonder why I've written about him for a few days...
Botox = curing the ham before it is dead.
That chucklehead ought to read today's op-ed in the NY Times by those brave 82nd Airborne guys and STFU.
GWOT = BS
Mathews only has people like that on to make himself look better.
He can't blink
Ass clown. What a maroon.
Why does Chris allow that type of demagoguery on the show. "Democrats playing politics with this(war)" Excuse me!!!! What was the 2004 election all about????
so sick of hearing the absolute crap from wing nuts
I recommend that everybody e-mail the show (hardball@msnbc.com) and request that this man never be allowed on MSNBC again.
hardball@msnbc.com
It is incresingly looking like, you don't even need to argue with these power worshipoing paraniod ultra right wingers, just let them talk, because the more they do, the more they reveal themselves as the delusional fools they are.
Even Carl Rove was looking to be doing that today for all of his "intelligence" and "genius".
Gary @ 4:
I noticed that too. I tried to hold out as long as he did, but failed. When Jane said absolutely immobile, she wasn't kidding.
this another classic blackmail case (will say anything as long as they promise never to tell your wife/the public)
Mark Williams, or as we here in Sacramento like to refer to him, Adolf Chipmunk, is indeed a vain little trash-talking popinjay, an oozing pustule on the face of our local media. And to think that CBS-owned affiliate KOVR-13 hired this jackoff to spout his wingnut opinionist drivel on that station to make it more "edgy." Even Clear Channel was smart enough to send this pint-sized Goebbels acolyte packing, because he's a liability. So why does Chris Matthews or whoever books "Hardball" keep booking Williams and his Make America Fascist fellow traveler Melanie Morgan? To be entertaining? To expose viewers to hate-spewing illogical nitwits? And why these schmucks?
I'm boycotting CBS 13 and its advertisers now, and I encourage other Northern Interior Californians to do the same. Enough with this crap.
The spin doctors are out and they're letting us know that Army Gen. David H. Petraeus can't spin the story fast enough to make us delusional.
The White house need to take matters into their own hands, so Gen. Petraeus leave your report on Gates desk for doctoring.
When will America realize how wrong things have gone ---------> http://www.youpolls.com/category.asp?cid=6&view=recent
You usually attack others on the subjects with which you are familiar.
Holy crap!! I swear, by the pennies on the eyes of my dead grandmother, if an international tribunal wants to take this whole bunch of silly shit flinging monkeys to Russia for trial I will not oppose it. They will keep flinging and flinging and flinging. [deleted - take a breath, calm down]
Bugs @ 2:
Link to the op-ed:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/19/opinion/19jayamaha.html?_r=1&ref=today...
Ryan @ 6:
Tweety does everything possible to ingratiate himself with his right wing bosses. He (very occasionally) makes liberal noises - just so he can maintain the pretense of objectivity and confuse the issue of where his heart really is.
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When is the media going to stop letting childish personal insults on the air.
This idiot calls her 'Nancy Botox', I heard Melanie Morgan tell Naomi something that she would look good in a burka.
Is this the highest level of discourse they can find?
Notice how when the righties get trapped by the truth they revert to personal insults.
Notice how most on the left use the truth in their arguments with very few personal attacks.
Thanks for quoting me Ralph, that part got edited. Man, you are quick, and yeah, I do hate Bush's America.
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Another non-issue: who cares about the Botox. Williams is an idiot and there's plenty to condemn him for by what comes from his big gob and little brain. We should just stick to that instead of getting side tracked.
RALPH @ 16:
HAHA, Dems hate liberty, faith, truth and baseball?
Who are the ones lying? Who says one thing one day and the opposite the next?
Who says 'I never said that' when there is a video of him saying it?
Just because these liars are being exposed does not mean we hate them.
I don't hate this idiot in the video, I am glad that his hypocrisy is exposed, calling "Nancy Botox" as his own forehead is frozen in concrete.I don't hate the anti-gay Repubs who are caught with their pants down and mouths open. I want their hypocrisy exposed, which is the point of this post.
You took one comment out of the many good comment to label all Dems hateful.
Just go look at some of the hate filled right wing sites to see how wrong you are.
Just go look at your King O'Reilly's statement that he wants AlQueda to blow up San Francisco, he didn't type that in some comments, he said it on the radio.
Didn't they pass a bill at bush's urging that says" Pretraeus was supposed to fill congress in on the information in the report." So now why doesn't this zombie rant at bush's administration for making that provision.
I believe in yin-yang...
for every yang there's a yin....
Mark Williams has got to be the yang to Ann Coulter's yin...
These two would be a match made in hell....
Damn...
Yes Ralph,
judging from your blogspot, hot-linked to your name, you are an inspiring role model for us all....yeah, right!!
RALPH @ 16:
Ehhh... RALPH: you obviously forgot the ;-) there at the end.
But that's a pretty good list nonetheless, so thanks - I'd completely forgotten to hate a couple of those.
Oh - and puppies. We all hate puppies too. But I probably shouldn't admit to loving NASCAR, should I?
(sigh)
trevjr: Didn't you get the sarcasm dripping from Ralph's post?
I hope I did not break a rule by quoting that now deleted post.
I think it should be left up, it is so idiotic that it should be held up for ridicule.
Dems hate baseball and truth, classic right wing thinking.
I can't get myself to watch it again, but I saw it the first time it ran.
Didn't Tweety mention something about how long they've been friends, like way, way back. I think he was trying to do him a solid, but this guy was just too out there, for even him..
It is as if this guy read 1984 and didn't realize that Big Brother was the bad guy.
Um, I thought RALPH was being a bad parody troll. That was real? Somebody needs to lay off the Redbull.
Did anyone catch this line, "That's why the insurgents have the Democrat [sic] Party."? Implying Democrats were a propaganda outlet for the terrorists.
Unfuckingbelievable.
edgar @ 26:
Obviously not, hahaha.
I have seen so many righties post like this, it never occurred to me that it was sarcasm.
Is there proof that it is sarcasm?
It is funny and he forgot GONZALES-HATE, PERINO-HATE, SNOWJOB-HATE.
HAHAHA
First he complains that the Dems are making it political, then he agrees with Tweetythat the "Pataeus" rport will be written by...Politicians. Words fail me.
Mark has no expression on his face because he's a baby soul. Not much experience on this planet, that's why the lack of depth and morality. Look for character in the face and depth in the eyes, whether there is moral character, intellegence, respect, compassion, willingness to explore the varying degrees of grey instead of black and white. If not they are new comers. Chris is a young soul and a little farther along.
The world is ruled by these power hungry infant, baby and young souls, while the mature and old souls sit back and watch with horror forced to play by the rules created by the young ones.
Lord of the Flies.
JM @ 24:
Oh crap. I just had to go click that link, didn't I?
Wrong day to leave the eye bleach at home :(
edgar @ 26:
Check out Ralph's blog, it was not sarcasm.
He thinks Ann Coulter is one of America's finest journalists, haha, he wasn't kidding.
Is he saying general patreus. I think he is from star wars. Should lie to the American people so that we can stay there and keep this war going for the fat cats profiteering.Its not our job to protect the iraqi people from a so called gang of al-queda. If he feels that way why are we not in Africa. I thought everything was under control when Saddam Hussein ruled the country. If it took all the shock and awe to dispose of him I doubt if al=queda could have infiltrated and overthrew Saddam.
Ryan @ 6:
Which one? Tweety or his "guest? I think both(tox).
this guy is the personification of sean hannity's taint.
“That’s why the insurgents have the Democrat [sic] Party.
yes i cannot believe this cheap hannity wannabe said this. After talking about the german propaganda machine and tokyo rose.
What a drama queen.
If this clown would just shut his mouth for a few he could pass for a paralyzed deer blinded in the headlights of an oncoming car! And the deer would make more sense as well!
Chickenhawk.
You guess see McCain on Face the Nation - he sleeps great at night.
trevjr @ 21:
Hey Ralph, You are so fitting into my comment #7 above. . . . . might you have some more things to say to reveal your state of mind? Sadly I must admit a few other commnts here also sink pretty low concerning credibility and respect. Creative name calling is a bogus way to present or defend any viewpoint or argument, and to my mind it discredits the cause being defended.
Check out Ralph’s blog, it was not sarcasm...
OMG!! Sorry trevjr, it was so off the wall I thought it was parody. My bad. Ralph, seek professional help.
[Let's move on, Ralph is not the topic of the thread -- Sitemonitor]
Just like the first thing that comes to a Republican is to harass gays because they are gay, the first thin in his mind is botox. he must have just paid for his injections.
What did I miss here? Sounds like a little rumble was going on.
BTW, I may have crossed the line, but come on. 9/11, the phony war on terra, the rape of the monetary system, the torture of suspects, the destruction of the Constitution. Then, these buzzards have the gall to blame everything on anybody and everybody but themselves. When does this end? I can't take the cat 5 smug for one more day. These people are in league with the devil.
In addition
FOX
NBC
ABC
CBS
FOX
and affiliates are directly participating in obstruction of Justice and the coverup of crimes, past and present.
They also need to be charged with aiding an illegal government CIA propaganda operation.
Blackwater also needs to be exposed:
The Company headed by a right-wing religious lunatic is involved in illegal renditions and supports Bush's torture program.
Heed the words of longtime attorney at the U.S. Department of Justice:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/070907N.shtml
Make no mistake.
All of the crimes are unfolding.
its tough finding a rightwing pundit who's not a name calling nitwit.
that bitch needs some valium.
Maybe "botox Nancy" is actually his wife/girlfriend... or the name of the third rate "doctor" who gives him injections at a back alley clinic.
Where did they turn over a rock to find this worthless piece of shit?
When even Tweetie get's exasperated, you know the guys full of it.
Maybe he can be traded to Faux Noise for a future draft dodger.
Ann Coulter wanna be.
He is full of it. "Soliders can't fire their weapons unless they run it across twelve Justice department Lawyers!"
For God sakes, This administration is spying on it own citizens and torturing people overseas. Can Mark at least get it through his head that this administration doesn't give two shits about laws.
He just throwing shit and sees what sticks.
ROFLMAOAYMW
Roll on floor laughing my ass off at you mark williams!
Hey dingleberry, if Bush did not want to make the report public he would have not announced to the world that we were waiting on that very same report that YOU suddenly think should be secret. Your 15 minutes are up Williams, move along, move along.
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So, sending HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of US made arms over to Iraq only to be mis-managed in distribution by the Republican Controlled Congress prior to 2007 isn't potentially arming the enemy, but Constitutionally mandated oversight is? Why? Because it's the Dem's in control?
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Mark Williams:
Notice that when he says this, as if to make up for the fact that his eyes are glazed over (botoxed out, perhaps?), he waves his arms up and around like a craze chimp who's banana has been taken away?
And yes, I vote "Botoxed".
It's not the frozen forehead that's the problem. It's the frozen brain. What an assclown.
Like I said on Jane's post, the only part of that guy's face that moves is his mouth. It reminds me of Clutch Cargo
What a F-cken A--hole!
It is a requirement that reich-wingers have to act like complete raving *ssholes when they appear on TV?
Okay, this Mark Botox is thoroughly reprehensible, but
was perfectly stated.
d0n Camillo @ 59:
LOL
Yikes. Not perfectly quoted by me though!
Perfectly stated.
99 @ 62:
Yeah, it's "perfectly stated" if you're an unhinged anti-American loser.
Who cares if this guy had his face botoxed? These guy's phoniness goes a lot deeper than their latest plastic surgery. I could forgive their vanity if they would just give the American people the straight truth for once.
Who cares if this guy had his face botoxed? These guy’s phoniness goes a lot deeper than their latest plastic surgery.
While you're right about his views being even uglier than his face, in this case his apparent botoxing is an issue because of what he was saying about "Nancy Botox".
He does have a republican neurological disorder of having too few neural streams into his frontal cortex; and it is this neurological disorder that makes him an angry illogical wacky republican.
How about the last fairy tale he squeaked. He said something about soldiers in Iraq are telling him they can't fire their weapons without passing a half dozen justice department lawyers.
What a complete kook.
forget the forehead...
HE DOESN'T BLINK!!!!
The less they have the louder they talk.
I've smelled less shit talk in a three holed crap house.
But to be fair, right, they got a shit baby war and nobodies got any gloves, what else can the talking head right do?
I don't care about his goddamn botox, I care about what he has to say, have all of you had enough yet. Have you had enough of listening to people like this who really in fact have nothing to say of any value. Who enables people like this, who permits them to come on television or radio or press and spout such horrific bullshit. Why have our democratic leaders essentially abandoned us with their traitorous acquiescence. We are not going to hear the truth from any of them. Who is behind all the divisive propaganda that divides us and convinces people to vote against their own best interests. How can we be so stupid as to just stand here and let this happen, hoping our representatives in Government will do the right thing. We have people in America with disgusting amounts of money telling us things like; we have to stay the course, or this tragedy (pick one of many) is felt by all of us and we are going to unite and fix this problem, and down the roads not one fucking thing is done about it except to fatten the pockets of those who are already fat.
Have you had enough yet.
And you on the right, yea, you're working for poverty wages and you think that bush is the second coming of christ, open you eyes and really look around you what have you got to show for six years of this ersatz presidents term in office. What you need to do is unite with us, this is our country, and all of us together is a powerful force. They care about your vote and absolutely nothing else.
Have you had enough.
Its clear Matthews brought this Carpetchewing Riff-Raff onto his show on purpose.
Simply to rouse the rabble.
And then to watch Matthews feign surprise was even worse than the words out of
the Vomiteria's mouth.
You are really scrapping the barrel Chris. You should be ashamed of yourself.
But we know shame is an alien concept to you, quite obviously.
First a post about how ugly Fred Thompson is, and now a post about how this guy looks like he uses Botox?
I'm starting to see why many centrists think the left has such little credibility.
What does a centrist stand for in this day and age of lines pushed way to the right of center?
pawpaw @ 74:
Did you listen to his comments?
Did you read the comments here?
Fred Thompson is ugly it comes from inside and permeates his physical self, and as Jane said pointing out the botox face, he is a preening puffed up piece vanity signifying the fool he is.
All I can say is I'm so glad that I chucked the standard channel package from Time Warner and saved 34 bucks a month by doing so. The corporate cable propaganda networks are utter shit.
Vic @ 76:
Um.. yes and yes. What's your point? If this site wants to discuss whats wrong with the things he's been saying (as they should), then I can imagine they can do it without needlessly attempting to trash his physical appearance. It just seems like such a rightwing tactic. As lefties, we're supposed to be better than that.
These guys are really desperate, first Melanie Moron and now Mark Ass Munch Williams
Since they have squandered their own credibility the Bush administration has been forced to subsist, vampirelike, on the reputations of anyone who comes within their power. I pity Petraeus, the man had a reputation, deserved or not for, rectitude and now he risks daily exposure. What if some journalist were to publicly ask him if his is going to be allowed to read his report before he signs it? We should spare him the indignity of signing this document. Let's all chip in and buy him a rubber stamp.
d0n Camillo @ 59:
Kind of reminds me of this video (without the cool sixties effects):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7258896287489458266
Couldn't we get this guy to step out in front of a speeding car or something?
Don't we deserve better??
And, yes, why is this genuine, accept not subistitutes, turdblossom on MSNBC??
Ryan @ 6:
OMG No! Please let this idiot talk as much as he wants. Here is a guy that everyone needs to see and hear so they can get a bit of perspective about the disaster our country has become and why. Give that moron a really nice condenser microphone and plug that puppy into a vocal amp and a great big wall of speakers. Wait until he is finished then call him on it! I share your disgust, trust me, but people need to bathe in the bullshit until the smell is burned into their brains so they will never go down this road again.
"What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" -Elvis Costello
I fear the botulism has eaten into Mark Williams brain and possibly multiplied like the earwig in the Roald Dahl story. And after viewing our "friend" Ralph's site, I'm afraid he may have met the same fate. The picture with the ghosts of Lincoln and Washington on either side of Glorious Leader is unintentionally hilarious tho.
Why can't the media properly police their guests? Personal attacks - not allowed. period. make him apologize. If not to Pelosi, then to the viewers. Period. Say it, on air. And if you don't apologize, you won't be asked back. Period. Our media SUCKS. Cowardly quotes like "this isn't helping me any" don't work - take the mutherf&cker to the mat. Period. These men act like children, and they are just so incredibly deluded. I just don't get it. Every other sentence out of that man's mouth was offensive - every cheap trick in the book. It makes me sick.
RPF earlier entry:
"OK, I didn't read the [8]5 comments that preceded mine, but: How can anyone take a show seriously that would allow that guy to make personal attacks like that? Nancy Botox?!?!?! This is like high-school girl cat-fight talk. In fact, that's my new theory: Republican idiots (note, not all R's are idiots) are exactly as socially developed a high schoolers. Pretty soon these shows will just be: "You're a bitch." "Oh yeah, well, you're stupid." "Well, uh, at least I'm not like, getting botox injections!" There's the next season of The Simple Life: Paris and Nicole debate the pros and cons of a long-term, large-scale military presence in Iraq. Would be about as useful..."
Mercy sakes! A "Popinjay?" That's bad. With an impugned character like that, I'll bet you made him cry. His career will probably end in the next three minutes... (if this was the nineteenth century). Maybe he's also a ruffian, a miscreant and a neer-do-well?
As Monty Burns would say "I need to mail this parcel post-haste via auto-gyro to Prussia."
What century do you mail your counter-attacks from? The Dems are f****ing inept at generating media scandals/back-spin. For God's sake, use a dictionary that was published inthe last 50 years...
Every word that comes out of this jackass' mouth is wrong. He says, "Chris, you know, you're -- you're -- you're from the same place I`m from, Boston." Since when is Chris Matthews from Boston? He happens to be from Philadelphia. I know it's a small point, but just goes to show this guy doesn't have a clue.
Matthews will give airtime to any 2 bit local connie talk radio host to parrot vdare, Newsmax, World Net Daily and John Birch Society conspiracies
OMG.........what an asshole!
Where did MSNBC find this clown? Did I correctly hear him suggest that we shouldn't ask questions; that we should all blindly support this war; that it's acceptable for the General's report to be filtered by the WH; that we should basically trust this administration to do the right thing regarding the Iraq invasion?
WOW.........this may be the most incredible thing I've heard in a while!
One would think that this guy could find another, more respectable line of work, rather than whoring himself to this administration?
This guy was more painful to watch than Katy Couric's colonoscopy.
Tweety Turd might as well be managing dog fights. What a waste.
JR @ 91:
He was fired from all of the respectable lines of work. Now, like you say, he just whores himself out to where he can make the most money. He let on to his real motivation the other day - he indicated he sends pamphlets out to those people he thinks are stupid under the assumption that nobody ever neglected to make money catering to the stupid. It makes one wonder if he thinks his own demographic is bottom of the barrel and thereby easy marks.
In short, he may just think his fans are the biggest suckers out there.
I think it's cool the way he trained that muskrat to lay still on his head like that.
This guy feels that the Boston Police don't offer the citizens of Boston any protection...what a jackass. Some of our brave troops ARE Boston Police officers and some of our brave Boston Police have served in Iraq. This guy totally sold these guys out and didn't bat an eye (maybe the Botox keeps him from doing so?)...what a very small man.
[...] The Lie Shall Set Us Free [...]
simply repulsive. would be ok if it was only delusional, but this is full on batshit efffing crazy. This guy represents the real terrorists of liberty and peace on earth. Ask this f*ckface why Ron Paul received more donations from military families than any other candidate!!
This guy is getting a divorce from reality.
Hey we have re-runs on the net,
When does the new season start?
Chris did say, " you want this to be dictated from liars at the top. That why can't we get a clean report from the general so we can get it unmassaged by Cheney and Scooter ".
Thank you Chris..................................................................................................
Wow. This guy's a REAL patriot... I'll bet he has quite an impressive military record too... I'll bet he served in lots of wars, and had lots of kills. A real patriot. A REAL American.
He should be sterilized too.
Just one more right wing nutcase who sounds like all the other right wing nutcases. I could only watch this half way through before i had to stop. Blaming the war going badly because the Democrats won't fall into line behind the Chimperor is just stupid for whatever his name is to claim. Here is a idea, if he believes in Bush's war so much why doesn't he trade in his suit for Army BDUs? Let him go spill his blood for it.
Shame on you, John, for posting a link to such trash. Who cares whether the guy botoxes his forehead, for God's sake? This is the kind of meaningless drivel that we criticize the the mainstream media.
Carolyn Kay
MakeThemAccountable.com
What a souless, lying jerk. An asshole who has never risked anything trying to pass himself off as an expert on strategy and tactics. MSNBC is a fucking clownact.
Notice how he slipped in a comment about breifing the appropriate committee member if that member needs to know? Who decides need to know? Inherent in that statement is the presumption that the American people have no right to know what's really going on. Tells me Mark williams is an authoritarian. Bigtime. Notice also how he hits all the propaganda points?
I've often seen people argue that animatedly, with completely expresionless faces. No botox, but very cold, reptilian personalities. Williams' deapan expression is also the face of a pure predator that is totally focused on the taking of prey.
On further reflection, he isn't smart enough to summon that degree of focus. He probably is a botox user, the narcissistic little dick. Propbably tells himself he "has to" use it in that business.
I like point-counterpoint discussions. The obvious problem is wingnuts cant hold their own without screaming blather. Tweety would do better to leave the right wing chair empty til someone comes along that can debate without embarrassing himself.
Williams' is obviously, desperately trying to make a name in the national market and is succeeding. Pariah.
After viewing the spectical they call "Hardball" with this ditto head I sent an email to the Matthews show asking him to find better people to represent the right wing. Surely, there must be a few of them out there that aren't batshit crazy. So, what does he do? Have Melanie Morgan on. The female version of Williams. Again, I write another email to Matthews begging him to find some right wing person that isn't crazy. It was amazing to watch her chew up the video of Cheney in his earlier years explaining why it wasn't a good idea to take out Saddam in the first Gulf War. It's like "Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes". I try and not watch Matthews, but occasionally he actually makes sense and lulls me into thinking I can get some real information. Then he drinks the kool aid again! At least he's got David Shuster on there enough to present some sanity to his show.
Just another lying, Rethug Robot and terribly ignorant moron that licks Dumbya's boots and much more.
Money and power are sick drugs to make a man turn into the scumbag I just saw in that video. Talk about selling your soul to the devil.
Jeez, Mark is such a Dildo, why is the man asked to be on ANY television show?
Paul Hacket are you a Democrat??????
Damn, defend your party idiot!!
hey, check out his ears!!! I think they've been surgically altered. Apparently he thinks he's good looking with his newly cemented forehead and ears-pinned-back look. Too funny.
I dun heard that Mark Williams is the one who set up Melanie Morgan and the group she shrilly shills for Move America Foreward.
So the Botox Forehead is behind the Foreward group, if I may wax anatomically confused.
Oh yes, and Melanie looks like a Dr. Mengele accident too.
pawpaw @ 74:
There were no posts about Fred Thompsons looks or Mark Williams using Botox. You have comprehension problems. Go home now. Here's some directions --> Wingnutville
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