Immediately thought of this.

WOW - it looks like the Dickster is bottle washing Ted Nugent's coal chute. Dick shouldn't have to worry too much, Nugent dumped it all out in his jockeys to avoid serving his country. Let her roll Dick.

My home town Govt. Man I miss that place. Located in north Fl. just south of Tallahassee.

[edit] County representation
Wakulla County Government
Position Name Party

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Commissioner Brian Langston Democrat
Commissioner George N. Green Democrat
Commissioner Ed Brimner Republican
Commissioner Howard Kessler NPA
Commissioner Maxie Lawhon Democrat
Sheriff David Harvey Democrat
County Judge Jill Walker Democrat
Clerk of the Court Brent Thurmond Democrat
Propery Appraiser Donnie Hartman Democrat
School Superintendent David Miller Democrat
Elections Supervisor Sherida Crum Democrat
Tax Collector Cheryll Olah Democrat

One Turd Blossom in the whole damn place. And one NPA. That's cool. Democrats rule.

This: * One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

Should be changed to this: * One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of anti-light weaponry and to constantly proclaim: "They hate us for our light"

I feel kinda bad, because I like the show, but everytime I watch my dvd sets of Pinky and The Brain, I keep picturing Bush and Dick as the characters.

One administration official with enough courage to shove the lightbulb up Bush's butt to show him the light at the end of the tunnel.

Owen Wilson tried to kill himself?

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2007/08/26/report_actor_owen_...

The big question is if they will remember ever changing the light bulb.....

Vibius @ 16:

The big question is if they will remember ever changing the light bulb.....

Then they need Gonzo to not recall such.

they lost all the candles up bush's butt when he had his butt checked a while back.

there is a tax if you want to reach in and get one............lol lol

Old joke, but still good - from 2004, among some old Clinton aides, apparently, during the Kerry campaign.

Personally, I think this administration is into pre-emptive light bulb changing.

I have a new standard after having rewatched a special piece.

I dont want to hear anything from anyone that in my opinion cant understand ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1bgozFrm3k

... The standard is humanity. You dont have that ... save it ... I dont want to hear it.

... That means you Bush.

in the image you forgot the dribbling blood from dick's mouth

and watch this
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/

Now its there ... go figure.

And the reason the light bulb needs changing in the first place?

Because Dick Cheney blasted the old one with his shotgun.

Brand New YouTube Video -- American WARNING http://youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Y8hFv8I0 (10min)

First you have to call a top-secret conference to decide what company gets the contract to provide the light bulb.

Welcome back, right wing hater. Sorry you've had a bad time but happy that you're feeling better and almost ready to rock and roll again. :)

This morning on Morning Joe, Pat Buchanan (sp?) basically said that bush is going to strike Iran and probably soon. He said the American people would support such a move. I don't know if that's true or not. He can't count me in on that.

MargeAggedon @ 38:

I assumed the answer was going to be something like "Seven. One to stand in the dark making sure everyone is afraid and six to 'spin' the room around the light blub.

Bulb even.

Yep, Gonzo is Gone-zo. Just as the rumor yesterday predicted. Now let's see if the rest of the rumor is correct. Let's see if Chertoff is picked to replace him. But the question is, who will take Chertoff's position he holds now?

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't make a difference if it was just one; his administration sucks the light out of the air.

Okay! Seven... But out of the seven none of them can be Dick Cheney since he's not a part of the executive branch.

The Thing is..I wouldn't ask'em to change a light blub .... I'd throw it at em. JCB

Here's another one:

Q: What does it take for congress to impeach the most lawless and corrupt administration in the history of the US?

A: No one knows.

This is bullshit. First of all it depends who you ask, there are three responses:

Republican Response: The changing of the lightbulb will take less people than the liberals predict, they think it will take so many because they hate America and American ingenuity. These are the kinds of people that don't think lightbulbs should be changed, they don't think they will be changed, and if they had their way they won't be changed unless you're lesbian and black.

The DNC Response: I think the President's plan to change the lightbulb is misguided and I support it.

The realistic response: a theoretically infinite number. It starts with the aforementioned 7 lightbulb changers, but when these turn out to be inadequate to the task of changing the lightbulb (Republican shouts: Due to liberal media obstructionism) then new lightbulb changers will have to be added. over time people will fall off ladders and otherwise injure themselves trying to change the lightbulb, requiring a continual shifting of lightbulb changing personnel. That people go insane in the long wearying lightbulb changing tragedy (Republican shouts, you can't change a lightbulb without breaking a few sockets you wimps) means that new untried lightbulb changers must be brought in without success. (news commercial interruption: Paris Hilton in exposed lightbulb scandal!! wooo wooo)

looks like cheney is earth-fuckin south america.

get off my planet you warthog from hell !

It's like when the giant globe swung and hit Dr. Evil.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. Just ask any Administration official. Rumors of the light bulbs demise are merely well orchestrated spin by Bill Clinton and the Democrat Party to further smear the good name of the Bush Administration. The light bulb did have a dim period but is now fine and continues to illuminate with distinction.

I love that joke, seen it somewhere on the web a few years back. :)

wow darth cheney trying to fuck the world..what else is new?

Odd. I wrote and posted this on several blogs a few months ago.

I have been endeavoring to answer the following burning question.
How many Rebublicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I decided to use modern Republican Values in order to arrive at an answer.
So, how many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Lets do the math.

1 to steal the light bulb

1 to deny that the light bulb was stolen

1 to question whether the light bulb ever existed in the first place

1 to offer lucrative deals to any scientist willing to write a thesis claiming
that there is no such thing as light bulbs, therefore how could one be stolen

1 to blame it on Bill Clinton

1 to claim that the light bulb had not actually been stolen, but just borrowed
in order to shed light on the much larger issue of Democratic light bulb thievery

1 to claim that the light bulb was stolen by a middle eastern country attempting
to stockpile light bulbs that will be used against us unless we pre-emptively
invade their country

1 to claim that light bulb theft is not a real crime, therefore the Republican
responsible should not be held accountable

1 to insist on a presidential pardon for the Republican thief

All the rest to man their keyboards, pointing out that anyone who disagreed with
the theft of the light bulb is un-patriotic

It is very difficult to arrive at an actual number because there is a big difference
between actually screwing in a light bulb and just spinning one.

"Come children, nibble on daddy's sugar ball."