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99's picture

Our next president and his cabinet.

simon's picture

this really doesn't deserve a comment. your posting it reveals your latent homophobia.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Beam Me Up Scotty

jim's picture

I'm so glad he had the decency not to kick his leg up.

CensoredFan's picture

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karmachameleon...you come and go...you come and gooooooooooooo

VeeKaChu's picture

"They're doing it wrong!"

99's picture

Our next first lady and his staff.

gwen's picture

As usual, he's completely out of step.

DickCheneyShotMeInTheFace's picture

"Hey girls, put your legs down. Smells like a fish market in here".

L.A. Confidential's picture

So where in the hell did that picture come from? Whats the story about it? Besides it's in New York.

makifat's picture

I got your caption: "What the Fuck?!"

Spartan112's picture

Someone needs to show him the proper tuck technique.

Rebel Patriot's picture

Looks like he shaved his legs for it to.

moondancer's picture

Ok, which one is McHenry and which one is McConnell?

DickCheneyShotMeInTheFace's picture

Did Rudy wax his legs?

Ron McD's picture

I think it is sorta funny; this guy is going to save us from the EVIL....

I do not think this image has anything to do with hatred of anybody.

it is absurb image of an phoney absurb person who can not get his life together (family) and wants to convince us that he can solve our problems.

Nice legs El Rudolf.....

PopeTodd's picture

When is this guy gonna come out of the closet already!

CensoredFan's picture

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

PopeTodd's picture

EEEEEEEEEWWWW! He even shaved his legs! I bet he does that every day.

L.A. Confidential's picture

CensoredFan @ 17:

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

Fred Thompson will be the Con Candidate. "Reagan Two With Jackboots"

sharkcellar's picture

"Oh my God! I forgot to shave my twat!"

Biff Limbaugh's picture

correct me if i'm wrong but that's not how you do the goose step.

LongTooth's picture

"The Tough On Terror Candidate".

L.A. Confidential's picture

Forget Rudy. He's toast already.

RobertPaul's picture

Later he was quoted as saying "I kicked every bit as high as the working girls, maybe higher!"

Roger from Ohio's picture

WOW this thong is comfortible

Pissed-American's picture

Out of step ...

But you already knew that.

rudy's picture

I hate my penis

Roger from Ohio's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 19:

CensoredFan @ 17:

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

Fred Thompson will be the Con Candidate. "Reagan Two With Jackboots"

Isnt Regan dead??

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L.A. Confidential @ 19:

CensoredFan @ 17:

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

Fred Thompson will be the Con Candidate. "Reagan Two With Jackboots"

Great. Another senile washed up B grade actor. Or Hillary. The suicide of a once great nation is disgusting to watch.

CD's picture

CensoredFan @ 29:

L.A. Confidential @ 19:

CensoredFan @ 17:

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

Fred Thompson will be the Con Candidate. "Reagan Two With Jackboots"

Great. Another senile washed up B grade actor. Or Hillary. The suicide of a once great nation is disgusting to watch.

No one has to vote for Hillary in the Primaries.

We can all vote for the candidate of our choice.

I'm voting for John Edwards.

Carmikl's picture

When I'm president we're really gonna kick ass in Iraq.

kate's picture

"I'll get the hang of this and add in a little bit of Jesus Christ Superstar to win over the bible belt. Absolutely fabulous for the nomination ceremony!"

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CD @ 30:

CensoredFan @ 29:

L.A. Confidential @ 19:

CensoredFan @ 17:

Fred Thompson will be the Con Candidate. "Reagan Two With Jackboots"

Great. Another senile washed up B grade actor. Or Hillary. The suicide of a once great nation is disgusting to watch.

No one has to vote for Hillary in the Primaries.

We can all vote for the candidate of our choice.

I'm voting for John Edwards.

Like I said, "according to the polls" if percentages stay as is, Hillary will get the nod. Dems like the fact that Rethugs hate her more than they like Bush, or Iraq Occupation, or the rich tax cuts. So she's almost sure of a win somehow...you know how the election works right? Bush apparently has been preznitwit twice.

trudrewski's picture

R.I.P.UBLICONS

McDuff's picture

Rudy: "I'll do anything for a dollar".

Captain Kangaroo's picture

You are sick Nicolle. Just sick! I have to go puke now.

L.A. Confidential's picture

What the opponents are saying.

"If Fred doesn’t get the nomination, Rudy will. And we’re screwed."

"Fred’s pro-gun position is the main reason I would consider supporting him over rudy or romney."

"Somebody needs to print “Thompson in 2008” with a red, white, and blue Tommy-gun beneath it. Now THAT is a bumper sticker I would love to put on my car!!!!!!"

"Why Fred Thompson? Why not?"

"Why Fred Thompson? Because he's not RINORootieMcMitt, the only other candidates who have a chance of being nominated."

"I will vote for Mitt if he's nominated, but only because President Hillary with a Democratic Congress would be our worst ever national nightmare."

He doesn't want the job of POTUS.

As for a caption - "It's Raining Men"?

seatech1's picture

"This definitely ought to get me the nomination!"

Enja's picture

Another Gay Republican

Ted's picture

I plead guilty but I am not a nasty, nasty, naughty homosexual or cross dresser.
Oh wait, I take back my guilty plea.

Swashbuckler's picture

simon @ 2:

this really doesn't deserve a comment. your posting it reveals your latent homophobia.

Wow!

You're nuts...

Greg's picture

Write you're own caption?! WTF! This shit should never see the light of day. I'm feeling sick. Drinking a glass of ginger ale and a saltine and going to bed.

L.A. Confidential's picture
Swashbuckler's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 19:

CensoredFan @ 17:

Fred Thompson will be the Con Candidate. "Reagan Two With Jackboots"

Thompson's already starting to go down. Doesn't go to church much, doesn't have an opinion (that he wants to publicly express) on Schiavo.

Fred Thompson is no Ronald Reagan...

Ralph's picture

Vote for Giulianni: HE'S GOT HOT LEGS!!!

Bob Roberts's picture

CensoredFan @ 17:

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

So you're saying you'd rather die if either Hillary or Rudi becomes President? I'm sure you can take care of that without involving anyone else....

99's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 44:

The Pro War Protesters in D.C. Today

http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915f_800.jpg
http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915a_800.jpg

More pro than anti there today? :-(

L.A. Confidential's picture

Live Blogging With Malkin at the Protests!

Update 5:00pm Eastern. Well, they came, they spewed, they cursed. Several thousand Soros marchers descended on the Capitol yelling “Fuck Bush” and “Fuck you” at Gold Star Families.

(Phew Man)

CensoredFan's picture

Bob Roberts @ 47:

CensoredFan @ 17:

Wow. If things stand as they are poll-wise, the ReTHUG candidate will be THIS thing. The Dem candidate will be Hilllary. Why not just push the damn red button now, because either way a nuke would be preferred to one of these assclowns.

So you're saying you'd rather die if either Hillary or Rudi becomes President? I'm sure you can take care of that without involving anyone else....

No what I am saying is America will continue dying with either one as supposed President. Both are a waste of flesh in my opinion, and both are professional conartists.

Joe B's picture

It looks like a penis.....only smaller.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Classic

"Update 3:17pm Eastern. I’m hearing that the peaceniks are throwing eggs at the Eagles."

http://michellemalkin.com/2007/09/15/liveblogging-goe-hour-one/

Zenrage's picture

Hot Patootie Bless my Soul. I really love that Rock and Roll.

Thing Fish's picture

Reminds me of "Mrs." Westinghouse in Riders of the Storm. Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...

CensoredFan's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 52:

Classic

"Update 3:17pm Eastern. I’m hearing that the peaceniks are throwing eggs at the Eagles."

http://michellemalkin.com/2007/09/15/liveblogging-goe-hour-one/

How can anyone be "pro war"? Are these "Eagles" in need of some therapy or what?

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L.A. Confidential @ 44:

The Pro War Protesters in D.C. Today

http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915f_800.jpg
http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915a_800.jpg

Ha ha ..."Surrender Monkeys". Some people just don't bother thinking 3 feet ahead of the rhetoric they hear on Fixed Noise.

Mug's picture

What's all the hubub?

Freelancer's picture

Vocally Fag-hating, yet homoerotic dance-offs: How the GOP primaries are REALLY decided.

StirFry's picture

"Come join Rudy's 911 chorus line!"

that's all i got.
Regarding #45, Reagan wasn't a church goer either. Thompson was comfortable admitting it just to be more Reaganesque.

Annoyed Canuck's picture

DickCheneyShotMeInTheFace @ 14:

Did Rudy wax his legs?

I think he's wearing panty hose.

Seriously.

mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtpTPzFUY4w&mode=related&search=.....Do you really want to hurt me........Boy George

numfar's picture

I could have gone my whole effin' life without seeing that.

C&L...you owe me some eye-bleach...BIG TIME!

As a matter of fact, I want to talk to John. John, WTF? You display that to an unsuspecting public? Egads man! Egads!

*walks away mumbling, scarred for life, praying I can still get wood when necessary *

Blue Buddha's picture

CensoredFan @ 55:

L.A. Confidential @ 52:

Classic

"Update 3:17pm Eastern. I’m hearing that the peaceniks are throwing eggs at the Eagles."

http://michellemalkin.com/2007/09/15/liveblogging-goe-hour-one/

How can anyone be "pro war"? Are these "Eagles" in need of some therapy or what?

Really... isn't that like "Women for Rape" or "Fucking for Virginity"?

Carmikl's picture

It's clear that Rudy is outta step with the rest of the Republican candidates. Which one's McCain?

Edwin's picture

What the hell? I like him better for doing drag shows. He's still way at the bottom of the slime pit in politics, but I see he's not all bad. Drag shows are lots of fun.

mudshark's picture

I wonder which one will be his next wife?

Sharkbabe's picture

nice gams.

Liberalbiasman's picture

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.......

numfar's picture

Liberalbiasman @ 68:

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.......

ROFLMAO!

THAT'S FUNNY!

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simon @ 2:

this really doesn't deserve a comment. your posting it reveals your latent homophobia.

Nothing homophobic about finding cross dressing distasteful, especially when I repub is doing it. If gay people want to cross dress...more power to them!!!! If an asshole like Guiliani does it we're going to scoff!!!

And by your standards, Jon Stewart is a homophobe too!

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Shit, another boring Saturday night.
Hi, everybody.

Jo's picture

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret.

Welcome to the Kit Kat Club!

Where women are men and men are glad of it!

Blue Buddha's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 71:

Shit, another boring Saturday night.
Hi, everybody.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aLeWB3C2cLo

Liberalbiasman's picture

numfar @ 62:

I could have gone my whole effin' life without seeing that.

C&L...you owe me some eye-bleach...BIG TIME!

As a matter of fact, I want to talk to John. John, WTF? You display that to an unsuspecting public? Egads man! Egads!

*walks away mumbling, scarred for life, praying I can still get wood when necessary *

Too late for me numfar, I already gouged my own eyes out with a stick. At least i'll get the extra exemption on my 1040 at tax time...

Jo's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 71:

Shit, another boring Saturday night.
Hi, everybody.

Boring? You cal this boring?
Boring is having to be first lady when the lights go out.

Otay's picture

"Maybe I should lift my leg too? I've got nothing to hide"

Marty's picture

It was #24 all the way... but #69 passed him on the outside.

"It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again……."

no topping that one.

Dana's picture

The only thing missing is the tall blond Hitler Youth singing, 'Tomorrow Belongs To Me'.

mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERYKzez97lA somehow he looks like this person.

Dana's picture

Liberalbiasman @ 68:

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.......

...it does this whenever it's told.

mg's picture

"If I tried that, my anal warts would explode!"

regularcommenter(causeI'drathernotsay)'s picture

I wish someone could explain to me what is so wrong with Hillary. She's no worse or better than her husband, who will be there right by her side. Even for people who couldn't stand Bill, or thought his work in communications and trade deals needed help (as I do), I can't imagine it ever being as bad as it's gotten now under Bush. Hell, I'd take another Reagan at this point, and that's saying a lot, because I despised Reagan. Bush is only worse than Reagan because he tried so much to look and act like him that he failed horribly. The Democrats have an unsinkable and expanding congressional majority going into 2008, so I don't see how any electing and Democrat, including JOe Biden for that matter would be a bad idea. I think Biden is a blockhead who cares a lot about his country, but that's another issue. He's not Bush.

Dana's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 44:

The Pro War Protesters in D.C. Today

http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915f_800.jpg
http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915a_800.jpg

http://www.bushflash.com/14.html

mg's picture

tha's kind of a long caption, don't you think?

dadams's picture

pussy in the willows.

PeeJ's picture

"It's so embarrassing to be the only one up here without any balls."

Peace! Please?
PJ

regularcommenter's picture

oops - I forgot what thread we were in

slippytoad's picture

CensoredFan @ 33:

CD @ 30:

CensoredFan @ 29:

L.A. Confidential @ 19:

Great. Another senile washed up B grade actor. Or Hillary. The suicide of a once great nation is disgusting to watch.

No one has to vote for Hillary in the Primaries.

We can all vote for the candidate of our choice.

I'm voting for John Edwards.

Like I said, "according to the polls" if percentages stay as is, Hillary will get the nod. Dems like the fact that Rethugs hate her more than they like Bush, or Iraq Occupation, or the rich tax cuts. So she's almost sure of a win somehow...you know how the election works right? Bush apparently has been preznitwit twice.

According to the polls 18 months out from the 1992 election, we should have voted for George H.W. Bush against Mario Cuomo.

Hillary is just not Presidential material. She triangulates too much, waits too long to see which way the windsock is pointed. She's as bad as Kerry was, probably worse.

regularcommenter's picture

"You think this is something - you should see my bathroom stall tap number."

There you go. :)

Liberalbiasman's picture

regularcommenter(causeI'drathernotsay) @ 82:

I wish someone could explain to me what is so wrong with Hillary. She's no worse or better than her husband, who will be there right by her side. Even for people who couldn't stand Bill, or thought his work in communications and trade deals needed help (as I do), I can't imagine it ever being as bad as it's gotten now under Bush. Hell, I'd take another Reagan at this point, and that's saying a lot, because I despised Reagan. Bush is only worse than Reagan because he tried so much to look and act like him that he failed horribly. The Democrats have an unsinkable and expanding congressional majority going into 2008, so I don't see how any electing and Democrat, including JOe Biden for that matter would be a bad idea. I think Biden is a blockhead who cares a lot about his country, but that's another issue. He's not Bush.

Rudys' legs say all that?!!!

Swashbuckler's picture

Liberalbiasman @ 68:

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.......

Are you saying Rudy is Buffalo Bill?

Liberalbiasman's picture

More like Annie Oakley

Swashbuckler's picture
Jimmy Carl Black's picture

Sorry...we only do 3 somes.. and that will cost you $300.00. JCB

BlueKnuckle's picture

RobertPaul @ 24:

Later he was quoted as saying "I kicked every bit as high as the working girls, maybe higher!"

Top honors.

TonyinLA's picture

I found those WMD's.

mudshark's picture

who in their right mind would do this....especially in politics........never looking ahead.....just at the end of his nose and no further.

mudshark's picture

Hey Fella's...How they hangin?

sully18's picture

Which one`s Rudy?

sully18's picture

The Rudettes!

Erroll's picture

99 @ 48:

L.A. Confidential @ 44:

The Pro War Protesters in D.C. Today

http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915f_800.jpg
http://victorycaucus.com/goe_0915a_800.jpg

More pro than anti there today? :-(

Don't fall for the propaganda. The AP put out an estimate about an hour ago saying that there were approximately 1000 warmongers at the anti-war rally in D.C. today in contrast to approximately 100,000 who showed up to speak out against the illegal and immoral occupation of Iraq. The Washington Post said that "One man in a tie dye t-shirt was surrounded by several screaming counter demonstrators who called him a traitor." Perhaps the Bush administration or Congress was able to outlaw a document in the dead of night called the Bill of Rights and the U.S. Constitution. Someone should inform these superpatriots that, as Howard Zinn correctly pointed out, dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

LibertyLover's picture

"I love the soft, sexy feel of silk stockings against my thigh," said Former New York Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, after he belted out "New York, New York" in last night's Karaoke contest at Firehouse 19.

Crash Chloride's picture

Rudy channeling his inner Liza.

moniker's picture

No one with any balls allowed.

DonkeyKong's picture

"Does goose-stepping make me look more butch?"

Blue Buddha's picture

Erroll @ 100:

Don't fall for the propaganda. The AP put out an estimate about an hour ago saying that there were approximately 1000 warmongers at the anti-war rally in D.C. today in contrast to approximately 100,000 who showed up to speak out against the illegal and immoral occupation of Iraq.

Yep... as someone commented on Democratic Underground: the Port-o-Potties outnumbered the Freepers.

Cat Atomic's picture

The GOP is taking hypocrisy and incompetence to such a extreme, I'm starting to suspect it's some kind of grand scale performance art piece.

phlounder's picture

Ooooh RuuuBy
Don't take your gun to town...

Peter G.'s picture

This could be the very first election where the Republican and Democratic nominees both wear dresses.

Liberalbiasman's picture

phlounder @ 109:

Ooooh RuuuBy
Don't take your gun to town...

Now that's funny!

Peter G.'s picture

Could be worse. Colud be Fred.

Quagmirist's picture

(A thought bubble comin’ from Rudi sayin’ “ I better keep my legs clamped shut tight … ‘cuz if these ladies realized my vagina was big enough to swallow both of them whole … they’d just soil themselves.)

(_(_)'s picture

I bet Larry Craig is "tap" dancing right along with these nancy boys.

Joe Kozlowski's picture

As always, marching to the beat of a different drummer ... either that our he's just totally out of step.

Wes is best's picture

step-kick-step-kick-9/11-9/11-step-kick, etc.

jack hickey's picture

McCain looks better every day.I'm a dem. but Rudy really scares me.I have talked to some Rudy backers and they scare me more.Just the fact that he wanted to stay in office after 9/11 should put fr=ear in most sne people.

Ruthless People's picture

"I'm so ashamed of being a Republican maybe nobody will notice me in here....oh shit, that's Mark Foley two girls down...the gig is up now"

xoites defends Constitution's picture

Not much of a "package..."

nwmuse's picture

And this is the best hope for the Republican party? For the Conservative party? OMG is all I have to say.

Spicegal's picture

I'm sorry, but I find Rudy's propensity to dress in drag just a bit bizarre. If he'd only done it once that would be one thing, but it seems like he really gets off on it.

RtBWA's picture

I can't help but focus on the fact the guy has NO BALLS!!!

Whitehouse's picture

Why is this filed under NOLA and not under Rudy Giuliani?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/category/republican-party/rudy-giuliani/

eric's picture

McDuff @ 36:

Rudy: "I'll do anything for a dollar".

"Or anybody."

jumpy's picture

RobertPaul @ 25:

Later he was quoted as saying "I kicked every bit as high as the working girls, maybe higher!"

Winner!

Rudy's penchant for cross-dressing is one of the few things I like about him.

Daisy Zimmerly's picture

Ohhhh! You sexy bitch. Meet me behind the dumpster.

Yellowbird's picture

I think I'm going to vomit.

Kiki's picture

Oh my..................................

Kiki's picture

PS

Where'd he put it???????????????????

qwert's picture

The lady on the right has a bigger 'package' than he does.

Shayne's picture

Caption:

Rudy and wives number four and five.

edgecity's picture

caption: "I wish I could kick as high as the real girls!"

caption: "Do you think anyone will recognize me?"

caption: "It's just a joke.... no, really!"

kerplunk's picture

Is Rudy on the left or right in that picture?

Steve G's picture

Geez! How many of these ARE there, anyway?

sassafra's picture

ewwwwww....cellulite.

Mike Mid City's picture

I'm sure Rudy has at least the 2nd biggest package.

DKarma's picture

I can't remember the joke, but its about a vagina and the punchline goes...
I don't know who the other two are but the guy in the middle looks like osama...

James M. Martin's picture

"Come on, Mr. President, kick!...Gosh, even Mr. Rove knew some steps!"

gene214's picture

"What the hell, this kept me from being sent to Viet Nam"

BC's picture

Did he do a "Buffalo Bill" tuck for that?

Andy's picture

To be honest, even though I am a tried and true leftist... this makes me more likely to vote for him. Good on Rudy for being cool enough to have a good time and buck goofy homophobia.

I respect him more now.

Louise's picture

Rudy: Biggest Cameltoe in the room

Larry Craig's picture

" That's a real Toe-Tapper"

Daricus's picture

RobertPaul @ 25:

Later he was quoted as saying "I kicked every bit as high as the working girls, maybe higher!"

brilliant!

MargeAggedon's picture

I think he should go blond. :D

Tonsure Wimple's picture

This habit of his is the only reason to like him. That he's willing to be silly in public is proof that every weasel has a redeeming quality. Not redeeming enough, but redeeming nonetheless.

seevee's picture

"Can't ...kick....and...maintain...tuck"

googoomuck's picture

Ok girls, let's kick all those sick 9/11 rescue workers down to Cuba. I'm too busy going to the next Yankee's game.

whizkid's picture

Was this for TV?
He is out there.
But claims to have a posture that allows criticism of Hillary.
Crazy out of touch @ real issues.
Thats Rudy.

Robt's picture

My caption?

This is one for Rudy Guliani Campaign........................

" Eat Your heart out Rudy "

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