FNS: William "The Bloody" Kristol Spews Some More
It's Sunday, so that means FoxNews will give William "The Bloody" Kristol another uninterrupted platform to slag on Democrats, and this time, Hillary Clinton specifically.
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It doesn't really matter the specific charges that Kristol alleges...no matter what is done or said, Kristol would find fault, or claim that he knows a Democrat's really good idea isn't really what he/she is going to do. The best part is when he sums it all up to proclaim that the Democrats are just all about partisan politics.
Um, yeah...what was that saying about the pot calling the kettle black, Mr. "I have a direct line to the White House, and I will make sure that Bush doesn't deviate from PNAC policies" Kristol?
Count how many ridiculous smears Kristol gets in...I got up to a neat dozen before I felt the urge to throw something at the screen.
This guy is pathetic.
Dan Quayle's brain, need we say more ladies and gentelmen?
Yeah, but then Juan Williams came in with a substantive commentary that made sense and didn't meaninglessly attack anyone. That's what I noticed in this video.
My TV has that Parental software in it. I programed FOX as if it were PORN ( which it is folks, it's all about F*cking the Democrats ) so it just doesn't show up., just blocks it out. Hell, bush even advertises the fact that it is a propaganda network by only allowing that Network to come to the Offal Orifice.
Shit in ... Shit Out.
William "The Bloody" Kristol. I like it. I'll appropriate that.
Their brains really do work differently. I feel so much better knowing this is congenital. It's like they are mentally ill. We need to be nice to them, but don't let them near any weapons, or power.
I would love to see some little girl kick his ass!
don't mock but billy kristol's shitty lickers is a crap movie.
I'd also give credit for Williams pointing out that in a discussion about Clinton's health care plan that distractions are needed to fill a response.
Most I got out of Kristol's response, less the move-on ad, was "It's going to be government run health care because once government mandates it, it will require it to be government run..."
What's up with the chick's buldging eyes? Fux and Kristol, just never change. Do we expect them to?
I figure half these people, like Coulter, don't really even care. They make a lot of money saying outrageous things, and 50% will support them. It's a no lose situation. Everything in America is always about money. I tell people, if you want to understand the USA you need to lay an American dollar on the table, and keep looking at it to remind yourself-- it's always all about the money.
Looks like we are headed for war in Iran guys...
CNN report on Friday
William “The Bloody” Kristol knows a thing or two about "Partisan politics"...I guess he is qualified enough to remark about so called "Partisan politics" issues...William “The Bloody” Kristol is the King at espousing the Neocon language...
Going to be wrong every step of the way.
The move Kristol makes here is extremely common on Fox Noise. First he undertakes a completely 'GOP-serving', combative partisan analysis, then views the actions of Senator Clinton through his serene ideological myopia and concludes with an attempt to cover his tracks by calling the Democrats completely partisan. It's sheer lunacy.
Next on Fox Noise: The bait and switch! Complete with ad hominem attacks, ideological demagogues, and 180 degrees of spin!
There is nothing I can write about this guy... He is bat shit crazy... and a total sociopath.
Raw sewage.
Just once, I'd like for Juan Williams to look at Kristol and ask him when the hell he's ever been right about anything!
Please, Juan. Just once....
Why isn't Kristol a target?
At what point does the media stop asking the guy with demonstrably bad ideas what he thinks?
Smug deceitful bastard he is, that Billy Krystol.
When the revolution begins, he should be one of the first arrested.
The guy was Quale's brain for chrissakes! That, alone, should disqualify him from ever being asked his opinion!
all republican women look mean and crazy. . . it's like someone gave an electric shock to their brain in their formative years. The expression on their faces make it look like they are presently in pain. Maybe the reason that they look so mean and crazy is that they are. . . thoughts??
The only logical thing that I can think of that would explain these guys behavior is that they are born gay and hate the world in which they grew up in. This hypothesis has been getting some support due to the like of Jeff Gannon's entry into the white house, Craig, Haggard, Foley etc etc. They hate society because they think society hates them. Self-fulfilling prophecy.
Otherwise these people are born sociopaths or psychopaths with no empathy towards the rest of mankind. It's just in their genes?
Any other ideas that can help me explain these bat shit crazy personalities like Kristol, Rove, Cheney, Rumsfeldt, etc.
Joementum @ 19:
Fox news is really beyond the media. It is a wholly owned subsidiary of the GOP.
What a turd!
Again, a tip of the hat to Juan Williams. Even though he is an ass kissing repug apologist, EVEN HE can't continue to kiss the boiled ass that the rest of these neocon fascists to. He is going to lose his job soon, as they don't like someone who questions the f*cking mess we are in.
Democratic commenters in the anti-Hillary threads of this website make William Krystol look like Clarence Page.
Oh, and by the way, William Krystol is a jackboot wearing, chicken-hawk, piece of shit.
i am an old man and i would love to be around when this asshole is castrated and made to consume his own testi..... i know of no person more deserving of the worst. the neocons are going to be remembered. Bill, you are pathetic and history is going to be very unkind.
republicansscareme @ 16:
I admit it. This is the one that made me laugh the hardest.
Glad to see nobody's taking this walking PNAC toilet-matter seriously.
Nothing worth repeating comes out of this man's mouth - Someone HAD to drop him on his head when he was a baby - he's bat-shit crazy. Why do you keep doing this to us? It's always the same - maybe we could have him every other week?
Bloody William - he makes me ill.
In terms of punditry, or even demonstating a basic understanding of American society and politics, William Kristol's batting average is so far below the Mendoza Line that he makes Phyllis Schafly look like Lionel Trilling. He's a pimple on the body politic and his smirking "opinions" would be laughable if they weren't so dangerously loony.
Chris Wallace: Hello. I'm the son of a real journalist. Hee hee. And now I have a show on FUX News. So, let's all gets uh-ready to fux the news! With me today, are . . . oh, fuck it, it's always the same folks. Let's just jump in with our views on that vile Hillary's new health care plan.
Token Female: Well, I have to admit, Chris, the first one was all about jamming change down people's throats! I mean, gag me! We all love our health care plans, and we don't want them changed, sheesh. But this one, I do admit, says something to us as voters. It says, "I'm not gonna ram quite as much change down your throats." That's endearing to me. It really says something about her as a person. It's like she used to be one of those hideous weeds, but now she's more like a dandelion, which kinda looks like a flower, and isn't so bad.
Wallace: Hmmm. Let's get a real sense of what will happen in the future with Hillary by looking into our Kristol Ball. You buy that, Bill?
Bill Kristol: Hell no! You kidding? See, first, if Hillary wants me to believe that she doesn't like her old plan anymore, she has to repudiate it intellectually. She has to come up on TV, and say, "I hate myself, and my horrible, horrible plan of old." Anything short of that, and we know for sure that she's now just taking an incremental approach to her insidious goals, instead of pursuing them all at once. She's just putting on a mask to hide it. She wants the government to make sure everyone has health care. Period. End of story. Now let's kick some more ass in Iraq. And Iran. And Syria. And Lichtenstein. And that guy who beat me up in jr. high. And--
Wallace: Wait, before we get into that, buddy, why are you so sure Hillary's plan is an incremental step?
Kristol: The Kristol ball never fails, dude. It's quite elementary, though. Just follow the money. Here, I'll show you. First you have a mandate for individual plans. Then you have to guarantee the plans. Then the government has to round up all the insurance providers. Then the government has to prevent them from speaking in order to suppress the free market. Then Hillary has to become the sole manager of all your benefits. Then Hillary declares herself supreme ruler of the universe. Then she has to hand over the country to Osama bin Laden. Then we all die. But I agree, on the surface it looks more moderate like Token Female said.
Token: What did you call me?
Kristol: So, clearly her vote on the Moveon issue was startling. Just startling, I tell you. Sensible people all shit their pants at once.
Wallace: Um, explain that. Be brief.
Kristol: Sure. See there were two things all Democrats could have voted for. They could have voted for the simple, decent one that, which said that Moveon is a group composed of heathens and huns and that anyone in a military uniform kicks ass and gets a free ride when it comes to questioning his integrity. And then there was this alternative doohickey that said that all nasty attacks are nasty and bad, and that's all it said. Hillbilly only voted for the latter! Not the former. It's like voting for the general before voting against him. Damn, I'm funny! Can you believe it? See, you just shit your pants! I mean, seriously, clearly this shows that the Democrats believe that attacking the integrity of a politician and attacking the integrity of a military man are the same thing!! Oh, the humanity! It's not like they're both just human beings! Military men in the U.S. are superheroes! Politicians are bums. At least Democrats -- hypocritical, partisan hacks that they are.
Juan Williams: Well, a lot has changed since 1993. Politically, the idea of universal health care is a lot more palatable to people now. And people do think children should be covered no matter what. As far as the Moveon ad, well, that's just a distraction. Republicans are playing politics, and not......
FUX Producer: Shit! Sense is being made! Camera 1, off! Camera 2, go with a shot of Brit Hume looking upset. Yeah, get his face melting off of him while Williams talks. Good. Ok, Chris, you there? Good. Change the subject! Stat!
Wallace: Ok, ok, ok.....Now I don't want to let the week pass without . . . . . . .
Orangutan. @ 24:
The American aristocracy - that nobody's supposed to mention - does constitute a particularly meagre gene pool.
Not quite as bad as the Darwins/Wedgewoods of England whose offspring actually were insane from inbreeding, but the American pool seems to be shrinking, judging by the insanity level on display.
It's a great idea, isn't it? Obviously the most fitting people to lead a nation are inbred, sexually confused sociopaths, no?
What I find most disturbingly defective about Kristol is his upbeat demeanor, conversational tone and ready smile anytime he argues for the unprovoked slaughter of innocent people as inevitable for the fulfillment of our imperial destiny. Even more disturbing is that what he spews in the light has always been part of the dark side of our history. He openly mocks our national mythos of being a force for liberty, justice and benign intent in the world.
sulphurdunn @ 36:
I agree. there is something about him that strikes me as awfully strange.
What's so ironic about this whole thing is that Hillary's health care proposal is practically a Republican talking point in and of itself.
It doesn't matter what he says. It doesn't matter what any of them say. The dems will do absolutely nothing. Whatever spineless rebuttal they send back will be inadequate. Whatever "facts" they bring up will not matter. The dems will let sit back and allow themselves to be made fools of by people who have no moral principles.
It doesn't matter. Public opinion is fungible. The facts don't matter anymore. It's all about message and the dems haven't a clue how to put out a message. The republicans could be for killing small children in the streets and the dems would still take a beating because the dems are clueless, spineless morons who care as much about the facts as Cristol does. Not one bit.
Karen @ 34:
Any other ideas that can help me explain these bat shit crazy personalities like Kristol, Rove, Cheney, Rumsfeldt, etc.
The American aristocracy - that nobody's supposed to mention - does constitute a particularly meagre gene pool.
Not quite as bad as the Darwins/Wedgewoods of England whose offspring actually were insane from inbreeding, but the American pool seems to be shrinking, judging by the insanity level on display
It's a great idea, isn't it? Obviously the most fitting people to lead a nation are inbred, sexually confused sociopaths, no?
I the mood I'm in, I can't believe someone actually got a smile out of me! I sprayed my liberal pumpkin latte all over the computer which I am blogging on from in my subaru while a couple of my gay guy friends have sex in the back seat and another woman has a recreational abortion in the trunk.
I really, really hope that he gets to face war crimes charges along with the rest of the war criminals. It would be so funny to see him crying up a storm upon being arrested and arraigned, showing the world that he is the most chicken of chickenhawks.
This chickenshit, chickenhawk, warmongering, coward has not been right about anything in the past ten years, yet they continue to publish his bullshit. If there is any justice in this world, cowads like this will have to live through some of the war they wish on others. This is a pathetic, worthless, piece of feces.
So many of these neoconvicts and repug conduits seem like the guy who was teased and insulted as a kid, and now all that latent anger has found an outlet, and we all are paying for it. Rush and Kristol really fit the bill IMO.
Let's see, Hillary is playing partisan politics and is not really truthful about her position on her health care plan. Yet the Chimpinator ran on the "compassionate conservative" bent and as soon as he took the oath, he took a severe right turn to crazy Republofacistville.
I swear these people are the devil.
seevee @ 43:
Well, that explains Ben Stein.
chickenhawk and supply side economic cultist Kristol should be tarred and feathered. Bridges are collapsing because of the policies his anti tax Weekly Standard endorses. Millions of Iraqis are refugees, thousands of Americans have died and been wounded because of the policies his anti family Weekly Standard endorses.
PurplePatriot @ 28:
keep putting the fear to them ,theyll see it your way ,that half a loaf loaded with rat poops better then none kucinich 08!
The moniker "The Bloody" makes it sound like Kristol is some sort of a warrior, which he clearly is not. I refer to him as William "The Fucking Sissy" Kristol.
CruzBustamove @ 48:
Or William "Anyone's Blood But Mine" Kristhole.
tyree @ 47:
mmmm ... rat pooop loaf {slobber, drool}
Karen @ 34,
Loved it! You caught the substance AND the nuances perfectly.
Patraus is a Bush flunky and Kristol is a repub asshole!
If Hillary gave Kristol a blowjob, he would find
something to complain about.
Hey Georgie boy, the cost of covering health care for all children
would be easily funded if you ended the war in Iraq and brought the soldiers home immediately. And just in case you can't figure it out, the death and maiming of our soldiers would end.
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2007/09/presidents_rema.asp
Totally OT but I couldn't resist.
OR, this
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2007/09/surge2.asp
Krystal, republicans and Foxnews are going down. Fox is now known a republican Pravda propaganda network. Bush/Cheney apologists in the media are spoiled, drug addicted, rich fat cat chickenhawks like their boy king. These people feed lies to the ignorant republican middle class.
RMB @ 56:
The Repubs are not the only group that eats up the Faux News lies. Half of the Dem members of the senate apparently gobble up the lies.
Joementum @ 19:
That's my question...everything he suggests is WRONG!!!
I would like to raise the question of Bill Kristol's patriotism.
" Bill Kristol or Kill Americans "? Does Bill Kristol agree with Congressman Bohner when Bohner says,
"American lives are a small price to pay" ??????????????????????????
Where was the Senate resolution vote by republicans not to devalue the Troops/ Military.??
I mean Petraeus is military, Did Bohner feel it would be a small price if Petraeus was killed?
Its not a small price to pay Blackwater to protect diplomats and kill Iraqi's simply for fun or just because they are to afraid. Our military are scared too but abid by rules of engagment. Why can't Blackwater?
The best part? We surmise he's a douche bag tory.
Yes...Chris Wallace. WTF is his problem.
He waits at last for Bush to sear his rectum too
cause dad left that setup out of his youth?
So he helps Fux today for the USA?
Did anyone notice the bright wide open eyes when she spoke of Guliani grouping Moveon and Hillery?
Someone has a shine for the cross dresser type..................................
I think I have figured out why they still have Kristol on, despite his record of being wrong so many times.
It's actually BECAUSE he is wrong so many times - that makes him a useful fount of information, in that if you listen to what he says, and do the opposite, then you will be assured to be on the right track. IOW, he is a reliable indicator of what not to do. It would help people to realize this is he had a big "NOT" rotating above his head via the magic of computer graphics.
This soul-less piece of shit made his bones killing the Clinton health care plan. He convinced Dole and the Republicans -- rightly -- that no matter the plan, universal health care would doom the Republican Party to permanent minority party. Everything they said at the time about working together was, bullshit. Which they admitted to David Broder when he was writing his book "The System".
There are only about 4 people I would more like to beat the living shit out of then William Kristol.
kristol drinks summer's eve and has over-dosed. karma will catch up with him.
i blame YOU for the fact that i did throw something at my screen. dammit!
Oh come on. Petraeus and his underlings were promoting this whole new surge strategy. Stewart had one guy with a puffy uniform talking about the new book they're hawking on counter insurgency. It was a fucking sales job and everyone knows it. Petraeus willing came into the political circle and is fair game. How many generals quit or were fired so that Petraeus could sit in front of congress and tell the American public that the "surge is working"? Bush lost all his credibility so he gets a willing general to sacrifice his. Are we so stupid not to see through this bullshit?
Bill Kristol -- another pampered, privileged, arrogant fool who thinks he was born into royalty. You can see it in his face, his nose is permanently in the air, like we should be grateful even for his presence.
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before his lover comes forward with tales of perversion and deviance that would make Al Goldstein blush. Nobody this in love with the sound of his own voice has a normal sex life. Mark my words.
Just another GOP asshole spewing lies and hateful commentary on FOX.
Ohh those whiny righty-wingers.
How they looove that military.
Kristol salivates whenever he gets near a man in uniform.
It's so yesterday...
so 1986.
Get a life!
Looser!
Because when it comes to actually serving in the military...
ohhh they didn't have time for that.
Nooo
Why doesn't Juan Willams just say that..?
"Hey, Kristol, when you actually serve in the military, then you can spout your 'I wanna jerk off the General' bit."
You think you'll ever hear that?
http://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2007/Info/military-service.html
He's one of the Cons I think I could literally beat to death with my bare hands and enjoy it.
Isn't ANYBODY going to note that Shrill Pistol wears the same bloody red-striped 1980's tie week after week after week on Fox Bloody Noise? As I have observed in the past, it's not so much that the necktie suggests he's intelligent enough to thumb his nose at fashion (which the Europeans are expert at doing), it's that he signals for all the world that he's too damned tight to buy another tie. That thing must have cooties growing in it by now. Little micro silk worms or something. And (again, as I have commented before), the tie-deprived Pistol is obviously so anal retentive, he hasn't taken a dump in a generation. (Thank you Dr. Freud.)
"There are only about 4 people I would more like to beat the living shit out of then William Kristol." Let's see...Ann Colder, Snit Fume, Wolfie, Phyllis Snakeshit, Prick Cheanee...Hell, I can think of 20 or so. Why put Shrill Pistol so high up on your list?
Billie-boy mentioned a second vote in the Senate to condemm the the attacks on Sens. Cleland,Kerry, (in the '02 Election) and General Petraeaus, which he said all the Dems. voted for, but was smirking when he said it also didn't recieve 60 votes!
My question is ,Where is the roll call for this vote, and why is the the first time it's been mentioned?
Hey, wake up over there Britt! We need you to buffer everything Williams said in........5.......4.......3.......2..........
Radically Moderate @ 75:
BTW Willy Kristol needs to lay off those salty snacks, the tool looks like his tie is too tight or he has HBP.
If you repeat something often enough, people will be convinced it is true. Especially if it is a clever, catchy sound bite.
CruzBustamove @ 48:
Perfect!
But seriously folks, oh sorry, can anyone take that guy seriously?
I don't get it. If you are Jimmy the Greek, and every tip on the game or race turns out to hopelessly wrong, at some point the betting folk will stop asking for your take on the situation. Unless it is just for kicks. I know that is why I watch. A swing and a MISS! Everytime! Hilarious!
What kind of pain killers does he use to make his face look like that?
If you post what's on Fox your supporting Fox.
Site Monitor: Look at the name of the site again. Think real hard. Why do you suppose we would feature clips from Fox? Fox isn't going away. It's critical that we show how they are a propaganda arm. That's what we do here.
Kristol is the worst and perhaps most cowardly of the Fox (aka Republican party) lot. On Iraq, he is with very few people left that say the war was a good idea, even in retrospect. Kristol cannot acknowledge error. The point of course, is that he from the comfort of his Barcalounger gets to say, "Yeah, but I NEVER would have run the war THAT way". I suspect that Kristol ran from service during the Vietnam era, just like Bush. No idea what he is talking about. And he's always there with a huge dose of smugness. Note too that he tried to pummel Hillary about not condemning the Petraeus Move On ad. He said that she only saw everything as political. Where were his comments when Cleland and Kerry were attacked? No, Kristol is the most cowardly of the Foxy lot, by far.
"Count how many ridiculous smears Kristol gets in…I got up to a neat dozen..."
And that was just on his underpants.
W.C.'s secret fantasy:
http://www.hillary.org/hillary/dominatrix.jpg
seevee @ 43:
It makes more sense if you happened to catch Kristol on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart recently. When he walked onto the sound stage the first thing I noticed is that he's maybe all of five feet tall. Um, any other questions about that Napoleonic complex?
The other thing I noticed is his permanent look of constipation. What is that about? It bothers me so much I was going to see if we could all chip in and send him a couple of cases of Metamucil. Maybe if he's regular he literally won't be so full of shit, and he won't be so ready to beat the war drums night and day.
And a hat tip to the rest of the commentary here pointing out that Kristol HAS BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING for the last 10 years. He must be ready to explode because he has been wrong so often, hence all the more reason for the Metamucil.
Nope. Not gonna do it. Not gonna waste time listening to and watching this assface gurgle his snide talking points that are and have been wrong for years. Same with Brooks on your earlier post. I have things I'd rather be doing--like cleaning my toilets or picking up dog shit in the back yard...
Kristol is not only smarmy he is totally toxic. Even seeing his photo and I feel like I need a bath.
Sorry, but can anyone explain to me WHY having the choice for government health care is bad? I mean, if I was an American citizen who was too poor for health insurance under the current system and I was given any choice to help me be cured or relieved of the symptoms of some horrible malady ... what would cause me to say "No! I'd rather die painfully over the course of years than accept a single dollar from the government!"?
Juan Williams must be getting tired of playing the "Lone Ranger" on this show. Williams is only a moderate as opposed to being progressive - so for him to come off as the lefty - says more about Faux News than Williams.
I prefer to call him "Bloody Bill."
As far as Kristol is concerned; enough is enough. He's a joke. But while I don't think Juan Williams always rises to the occaision, this time he hits the nail on the head, especially since he doesn't take the bait, but sticks to the two main issues.
Terrible @ 79:
I keep TRYING to tell you all: Shrill Pistol is CONSTIPATED. He has that look on his face because of stomach cramps. He is a stingy, mean-spirited, nasty person who smirks when Juan Williams talks. Pistol wears the same tie week after week, cause he's such an anal retentive he won't go to Penney's and spend $20 on a new tie -- on sale.
"I was going to see if we could all chip in and send him a couple of cases of Metamucil." To hell with Metamusil. Send the fucker a case of Ex-Lax, disguised as chocolate bon-bons.
Excuse me. I have to go take a Kristol.
Medicare any one, any one???? vetrens admin any one??? medicaide, City/county clinics, etc, etc... Most heath care in this country is paid for with public money!!! GET REAL BILLY BOY!!!
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