It must be hard to be Newt Gingrich nowadays. He's a smart guy, and lives and breathes politics. But he is now reaping all the partisan divisiveness that he's sown for the last 15 years and he is trying desperately to negotiate a new plan of action.
Your job, Newt Gingrich: Slam Hillary (as the presumptive Democratic presidential candidate), but not too much, as she enlisted your help for her health care program. Tell Republicans to step away from Bush's failed policies, but not too much, because you know, you are on FOX. Say that we need our infrastructure upgraded, our educational system upgraded, but not too much, lest you sound like one of us DFH bloggers on the left. Fear not, fellow DFHs, Newt has a plan.