And the gold goes to the perennial winner: Bill O'Reilly, for being too afraid to be a man and speak to Rosie O'Donnell, choosing to send his little minion Jesse to stalk her at a book-signing, because he thinks it's his duty to tell Rosie that she's hurting America and victims of 9/11. The name Jeremy Glick ring a bell, Falafel Boy?
Oh, and Rosie? Remember these three magic words the next time you see a minion of the Big Giant Head: Malmedy, Mackris and Loofah. Works every time.