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On Tuesday's show, Keith awarded the bronze to head of the Consumer Products Safety Commission, Nancy Nord, for being afraid to do her job, refusing money to actually expand her department and get this....protect consumers. The silver goes to neo-con elder statesman (and Giuliani war/fear-mongering consultant) Norman Podhoretz for being so fearful of his own inadequacies that he lashes out at anyone who thinks an aggressive military stance against a sovereign nation over a trumped up threat not based on reality is a bad idea.

And the gold goes to the perennial winner: Bill O'Reilly, for being too afraid to be a man and speak to Rosie O'Donnell, choosing to send his little minion Jesse to stalk her at a book-signing, because he thinks it's his duty to tell Rosie that she's hurting America and victims of 9/11. The name Jeremy Glick ring a bell, Falafel Boy?

Oh, and Rosie? Remember these three magic words the next time you see a minion of the Big Giant Head: Malmedy, Mackris and Loofah. Works every time.

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Bonkers's picture

Hah! The Big Giant Head hides from The Rosie. NO surprise here!

texas lady's picture

I watched what Rosie said and it was not what O'Reilly is acusing her of. She said, "she didn't know who or what caused 9/11 but we need to find out. And that how could a building hours later and further away crumble from an airplane hitting two other buildings. She like the rest of us just want a answer.

jmike's picture

I've never liked Rosie O'Donnell, but I'd buy a ticket -- and spring for popcorn, too -- just to watch her dismantle BillO. Wow, that would be something. But....it'll never happen because he's a coward.

L.A. Confidential's picture

How we get out of this jam?

Greg's picture

Anyone got a link to the stalking video of Rosie, I love seeing Bill'O and his people making fools of themselves.

Wag's picture

Actually I have to agree with Nancy Nord. Consumer advocates are not really on the side of the consumers in particular, and people's minds in general.

Such groups, called the “consumer movement,” seek to force businessmen to produce things the consumers do not want to buy, like seat belts and air bags in automobiles before they are sufficiently improved in comfort and reliability and reduced in cost to be attractive to many people. At the same time, the so-called consumer movement seeks to prohibit businessmen from producing things the consumers do want to buy, like breakfast cereals that are enjoyable to eat, and full-sized automobiles. Inasmuch as what is produced in an economy is the result of the free choices of the consumers, the demands of the consumer advocates are comparable to efforts arbitrarily to overturn the results of a free election when one does not like the outcome. The dictatorial character of such demands should be obvious.

Of course, whenever they can be gotten to admit that it is actually the choices of the consumers they wish to overturn, not any arbitrary decisions of businessmen, the “consumer advocates” are almost certain to argue that they are nonetheless justified in their activities, on the grounds that they merely force the consumers to act “for their own good.” Here the “consumer advocates” lose sight of the fact that the fundamental basis of achieving the individual’s good is his guidance by his own judgment.
They show absolutely no respect for the character of the consumers as rational beings, who must be persuaded by facts and logic, not compelled as though they were brutes, in the name of something allegedly more valuable than their free judgment and their dignity as rational beings.

Consumer "safety" advocates are nothing but usurpers of free choice.

Turk Meister's picture

texas lady @ 2:

I watched what Rosie said and it was not what O'Reilly is acusing her of. She said, "she didn't know who or what caused 9/11 but we need to find out. And that how could a building hours later and further away crumble from an airplane hitting two other buildings. She like the rest of us just want a answer.

There was a PBS special on the collapse of buildings 1 and 2 which covered the engineering and design flaws which caused their demise. For some reason, however, the report never mentioned building 7 and how it could possibly collapse when it wasn't hit by a jetliner. According to the report, the main buildings collapsed because the airliners sheered off the exterior support columns and seemed a reasonable and plausiible explanation. Now about building 7 and absolutely no attempt to explain its collapse...

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Turk Meister @ 7:

texas lady @ 2:

There was a PBS special on the collapse of buildings 1 and 2 which covered the engineering and design flaws which caused their demise. For some reason, however, the report never mentioned building 7 and how it could possibly collapse when it wasn't hit by a jetliner. According to the report, the main buildings collapsed because the airliners sheered off the exterior support columns and seemed a reasonable and plausiible explanation. Now about building 7 and absolutely no attempt to explain its collapse...

Trouble with that is that the twin Towers had monster central internal support columns that did most or all of the support.
The perimeter columns supported the cladding and the outside of the floors.
The suspicious bit about one of the towers is the video of molten steel pouring from one corner before it collapsed.
The case of WTC7 is strange.
My take on the WTC colapse is its either CT territory, or a case of substandard buildings collapsing below their rated strength.
The 'official' story is detail incomplete and laughable.

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

great nicole,

now all the nutjob truthers are gonna come to the site

CCR's picture

KO can also add the name Shawn Hornbeck to the list of things to say when BillO sends his minions.

Bradley Jones's picture

Wag, while I realize that you are probably a troll, I’m going to respond to mischaracterization of the consumer advocacy movement and its history anyway. It is my sincere hope that you are actually a troll and you actually know better but receive some perverse and inexplicable joy at watching people desperately trying to correct the powerful myths you purport to hold. I do so because I have witnessed the inexplicable but not unprecedented, what Paul Krugman calls the “rambofication” of history. How could the Vietnam War, a war that was opposed by the majority and believed to be unwinnable at the time that it ended be morphed into myth that all we had to do as Americans was take off the gloves and grease every charlie with poor eye-sight and even poorer aim in the whole region? It was not unprecedented because Germany went through a similar process after WWI and the disastrous consequences of this nationalism and bravado should be transparent to even the most casual observer. It should also be obvious what the true nature of those that pander and fan those beliefs are, however I remain mystified why people can be so astute and knowledgeable when it happens to other nations, but blind when it happens to their own.

But, more to the point at hand. There is a reasonable debate about the extent that the government should coerce citizens to choose correctly. However, the need for an adequately funded consumer protection agency and to have consumer protection laws enforced is not part of that debate. Going to the supermarket to buy dog food shouldn’t be Russian roulette for the dog, nor should purchasing a toy involve unreasonable risks of poisoning children who play with it. We hold individuals accountable for gross incompetence that causes harm to their fellow man, I hardly see the controversy in holding corporations up to the same standard. As for your specific complaints about automobile safety, I would encourage you just to observe how safety is advertised today. It obviously holds import in car purchasing decisions, and in fact can be shown safety packages were popular in vehicles. However, there is a business culture in America that is strongly opposed to the idea. For brevities sake, I will not elaborate on. The arguments are always the same nut-bag drivers are to blame, people should have the freedom to drive in vehicles that are death-traps if they so choose, etc. I would agree with you, except for the policies that you endorse have very real and damaging consequences that can drastically affect people’s lives, and I wouldn’t feel like a moral person if I didn’t try to save people from that hardship and stop the charlatans that try to endorse and exploit it.

The only thing that gives me a moment pause are those who advocate those views so passionately. Part of me, wants to go: fine, have Texas, rename it Libertaria and go to town with your reforms. I would consider this vastly more moral than what the U.S. pulled in Chile under Pinochet. However, I can save you the trouble of that experiment, because you obviously refuse to research it or think about aside from the evidence-less rhetoric. There will be a few big winners (less than 1% of the population) and a bunch of huge losers (the rest of the population), we common call these countries third-world nations. I don’t know what kind of result you are actually expecting, but it won’t be a middle-class society and it won’t last as a functioning democracy. So, continue to read your Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman and enjoy your visions of some objectivist utopia of meritocracy and competence, but know in the back of your mind, the types of inhumanity, inequality and cronyism that are broadly apparent when people who claim to hold your ideology actually hold power in public institutions.

Again, I hope you are just trolling, and if so, and I hope you enjoyed my performance for you. I’m more than happy to do it, but it does get tiring after a while.

JustPassingThru's picture

To Bradley Jones @ #11

There should be an emoticon for a standing ovation.

Your response was brilliant and much better than my impulsive immediate thought of "Oh look another Libertarian with a severely diminished IQ and no capability for empathy or caring."

Jack Damage's picture

The bricklayer is gonna make a bundle building a wall large enough to hold all the engraved names deserving of these worst of awards now.. Probably end up rivaling that Great Wall in China in length...Sad but true.....JD

President PNACcio's picture

I'll save space and post a link-
Published on Sunday, May 23, 2004 by the Denver Post
When Advocates Become Regulators
President Bush has installed more than 100 top officials who were once lobbyists, attorneys or spokespeople for the industries they oversee.

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0523-02.htm

bmw 528's picture

Wag @ 6:

Actually I have to agree with Nancy Nord. Consumer advocates are not really on the side of the consumers in particular, and people's minds in general.

Such groups, called the “consumer movement,” seek to force businessmen to produce things the consumers do not want to buy, like seat belts and air bags in automobiles before they are sufficiently improved in comfort and reliability and reduced in cost to be attractive to many people. At the same time, the so-called consumer movement seeks to prohibit businessmen from producing things the consumers do want to buy, like breakfast cereals that are enjoyable to eat, and full-sized automobiles. Inasmuch as what is produced in an economy is the result of the free choices of the consumers, the demands of the consumer advocates are comparable to efforts arbitrarily to overturn the results of a free election when one does not like the outcome. The dictatorial character of such demands should be obvious.

Of course, whenever they can be gotten to admit that it is actually the choices of the consumers they wish to overturn, not any arbitrary decisions of businessmen, the “consumer advocates” are almost certain to argue that they are nonetheless justified in their activities, on the grounds that they merely force the consumers to act “for their own good.” Here the “consumer advocates” lose sight of the fact that the fundamental basis of achieving the individual’s good is his guidance by his own judgment.
They show absolutely no respect for the character of the consumers as rational beings, who must be persuaded by facts and logic, not compelled as though they were brutes, in the name of something allegedly more valuable than their free judgment and their dignity as rational beings.

Consumer "safety" advocates are nothing but usurpers of free choice.

Looks to me Wag, like you can't tell the difference between opinion and fact. Like most arrogant trolls, you think your opinion is fact.

Your pompous libertarian argument is a good laugh, it is so out of touch with reality of the marketplace. But continue to delude yourself, fool. Nobody can make that choice but you.

dmhlt's picture

Malmedy, Mackris and Loofah?!?

And I had just gotten "Lions and Tiger and Bears - Oh, My!" down pretty good.

Charles's picture

I saw Fox News afternoon edition the day they started to air the footage of them confronting Rosie. I'd like to ask them, By what stretch of the imagination does this even remotely resemble news?

Their viewers lapped it up. A guy at work said "What did Rosie do this time?" and stared slack jawed at the TV for ten minutes. What *did* Rosie do? She doesn't *do* anything, including trick working class Americans into supporting politicians who rape them blind.

Ali's picture

I don't even listen to these anymore. How many times can O'Reilly get all the awards?

Peter G's picture

does anyone know how manym times

Does anyone know how many times Billo needs to win the Worst Person award before he gets to keep the trophy. I understand that is a giant crystal dildo. Would look great on his mantelpiece.

Zlad!'s picture

#@&!!! Keep the Countdown content coming here...MSNBC has been banished to digital cable land (as of Tuesday) and I refuse to pay Comcast $1 more for digital crap I don't want so I can get my Keith fix.

Heck, I may drop my cable tv altogehter and just live off the content networks put online + whatever the HDTV antenna picks up.

Grrrrrr!

jr's picture

I'm sick of billo and his cabana boy Jesse. I wish Mike Stark would take another field trip to Long Island

woodguy's picture

Wag @ 6:

Actually I have to agree with Nancy Nord. Consumer advocates are not really on the side of the consumers in particular, and people's minds in general.

Such groups, called the “consumer movement,” seek to force businessmen to produce things the consumers do not want to buy, like seat belts and air bags in automobiles before they are sufficiently improved in comfort and reliability and reduced in cost to be attractive to many people. At the same time, the so-called consumer movement seeks to prohibit businessmen from producing things the consumers do want to buy, like breakfast cereals that are enjoyable to eat, and full-sized automobiles. Inasmuch as what is produced in an economy is the result of the free choices of the consumers, the demands of the consumer advocates are comparable to efforts arbitrarily to overturn the results of a free election when one does not like the outcome. The dictatorial character of such demands should be obvious.

Of course, whenever they can be gotten to admit that it is actually the choices of the consumers they wish to overturn, not any arbitrary decisions of businessmen, the “consumer advocates” are almost certain to argue that they are nonetheless justified in their activities, on the grounds that they merely force the consumers to act “for their own good.” Here the “consumer advocates” lose sight of the fact that the fundamental basis of achieving the individual’s good is his guidance by his own judgment.
They show absolutely no respect for the character of the consumers as rational beings, who must be persuaded by facts and logic, not compelled as though they were brutes, in the name of something allegedly more valuable than their free judgment and their dignity as rational beings.

Consumer "safety" advocates are nothing but usurpers of free choice.

I won't even bother to fault your twisted logic, or lack thereof; others above have done an excellent job at that...I'll just point out the three most obvious factual errors (or lies) used to reinforce your fallacious argument:

1. I dont' think I've observed a paucity of "breakfast cereals that are enjoyable to eat". I see in every grocery store I've visited hundreds of different kinds of cereal; your lack of enjoyment in eating breakfast denotes either an unimaginative choice of what to consume or a dental problem.

2. Likewise, I have noticed a few full size cars of late, at least in the 10 or so states I've been to in the last year or so. Ever heard of a Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Mercedes C Type, Chevy Tahoe, Toyota Sequoia, Cadillac STS. Range Rpver Dodge Magnum, Ford 500? Perhaps you should get out more. Seems like a pretty large array of behemoths out there, consumer advocates notwithstanding.

3. "They show absolutely no respect for the for the character of the consumers as rational beings,who must be persuaded by facts and logic..." Strange statement coming from a source of input that shows a glaring lack of both

Craig's picture

What is unbelievable is that this man, who threatened violence on the media recently is still on the air!

Robt's picture

Keith is going to have to put together some sort of playoffs for the year of " Worst Person in the World ".

Competing the Worst against the worst...............................................................

Wag's picture

Bradley Jones:

"There is a reasonable debate about the extent that the government should coerce citizens to choose correctly."

Bwah hahaha...so you think that people do not deserve the dignity of doing what's best for themselves. You are saying that EVERYONE has an element of "dumbness" that requires the government to force you. Hahahaha...have you seen our beloved government lately? They are sou, spying you you chowderhead, and you trust them to make good decisions for you? There is a difference between what is utopia and what is reality. You need to come back down to Earth. Sheesh, no wonder you are so mad at what I wrote...you tremble at the first sign of someone who doesn't want to be told what to do. How dare I huh?

"However, the need for an adequately funded consumer protection agency and to have consumer protection laws enforced is not part of that debate."

It is if you make it part of the debate. Why do you sit back and let others determine what you are going to support or think about? If it's important to you, say it.

"Going to the supermarket to buy dog food shouldn’t be Russian roulette for the dog, nor should purchasing a toy involve unreasonable risks of poisoning children who play with it."

Too bad you think life is playing Russian roulette.

"We hold individuals accountable for gross incompetence that causes harm to their fellow man, I hardly see the controversy in holding corporations up to the same standard."

I agree with you here, but this is not what is happening. The movement has been usurped by people who do not care about simply upholding our rights. It has grown into an industry unto itself. Tort law has been the result of such blatant idiocy.

"As for your specific complaints about automobile safety, I would encourage you just to observe how safety is advertised today."

Thanks, I have

"It obviously holds import in car purchasing decisions, and in fact can be shown safety packages were popular in vehicles."

I am not denying that. What I am saying is bad is when safety is enforced. If it enforced, then the result is not more safety, but more problems. If seatbelts are forced, before anyone wants them, then costs go up for the average automobile. If costs go up then prices go up. If prices go up then people will wait longer to buy another car. Older cars are much less safe than new cars. So safety has not been reduced since seatbelts.

Plus, the small chance that a car accident will occur is not reason enough to sacrifice comfort or cost. If people refuse to wear them, it should be their choice. Yes, seatbelts, if they are forced, could save lives. But more lives would be saved if everyone were respected as rational human beings and capable of making wise decisions for themselves.

"However, there is a business culture in America that is strongly opposed to the idea. For brevities sake, I will not elaborate on."

Thanks

"The arguments are always the same nut-bag drivers are to blame, people should have the freedom to drive in vehicles that are death-traps if they so choose, etc. I would agree with you, except for the policies that you endorse have very real and damaging consequences that can drastically affect people’s lives..."

That still doesn't change the fact that they made the choice that we must respect. We must respect individual choice, even if it is self-destructive, for self determination is more important than you making life decisions on behalf of someone else.

"...but know in the back of your mind, the types of inhumanity, inequality and cronyism that are broadly apparent when people who claim to hold your ideology actually hold power in public institutions."

They may claim it, but they do not practice it. That shouldn't be a reason to deny the ideology, it should be a reason to call them hypocrites and walking contradictions. If they were to call themselves not that ideology but rather "peaceful, kind, loving people", but were actually evil murderers, would you then forget about peace, kindness and love as bad ideologies? Of course not. So you cannot use the fact that some people call themselves something that they are not and conclude that what they say is wrong. What they say is right. But I believe actions are more important than mere words.

"Again, I hope you are just trolling, and if so, and I hope you enjoyed my performance for you. I’m more than happy to do it, but it does get tiring after a while."

I'm not "trolling"...that's what losers with nothing else to do would engage in.

Wag's picture

woodguy @ 22:

"I'll just point out the three most obvious factual errors (or lies) used to reinforce your fallacious argument:

1. I dont' think I've observed a paucity of "breakfast cereals that are enjoyable to eat". I see in every grocery store I've visited hundreds of different kinds of cereal; your lack of enjoyment in eating breakfast denotes either an unimaginative choice of what to consume or a dental problem."

That's because you are probably not old enough to remember. But it happened. What saved us from it becoming a problem was, thankfully, enough people to say it was unfair and unjustified. I don't think there are enough people nowadays to save us anymore from the consumer movement.

"2. Likewise, I have noticed a few full size cars of late, at least in the 10 or so states I've been to in the last year or so. Ever heard of a Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Mercedes C Type, Chevy Tahoe, Toyota Sequoia, Cadillac STS. Range Rpver Dodge Magnum, Ford 500? Perhaps you should get out more. Seems like a pretty large array of behemoths out there, consumer advocates notwithstanding."

I have never said they don't exist. I said the movement wants to ban them. Look around yourself will you? How many times do you hear crap about SUVs and how we shouldn't drive them? Seems like more and more people are thinking that they have a right to tell others what to buy. You cannot deny this.

woodguy's picture

Wag@ 27,

How about stop signs? Speed limits in residential zones? Building codes? Back-up warning signals on dump trucks?Railings on stairways? Smoke alarms in residential housing? Warning labels on prescription drugs? Child-proof caps on medicine? Thermostatic limitation on domestic hot water tanks? Limits on toxic chemicals in building materials? Mandatory safety masks and eye protection on job sites? Chain breaks on chain saws? Ad infinitum...

Are you against all these things? We could do without any or all of them and society could still function, but I doubt life would be quite so pleasant, or long. Don't you think we're all better off with some regulation? Please don't take any of my criticisms personally. As you can tell from some of my examples above, I work in a dangerous environment and even when all the rules are followed, it's easy to die if you just fuck up once. Take my word for it.

I agree that alot of the regulations (especially some enacted recently) seem over the top but I just can't see doing away with all restraint on the actions of people, and especially not businesses. It just gives too many people with no sense of responsibility free reign, often leaving a wake of injury, sickness and death.

Maybe you just have more faith in the intelligence of most people. I don't, and for good reason.

negoldie's picture

Wag@ 27,
I don't know your age, but you are pretty misinformed regarding consumer protection. Read history. Start with Upton Sinclair.

liberalNmoderation's picture

Craig @ 24:

What is unbelievable is that this man, who threatened violence on the media recently is still on the air!

What? Who'd he threaten?

Wag's picture

woodguy @ 28:

"How about stop signs?"

Whoever owns the road is entitled to place a speed limit.

"Speed limits in residential zones?"

Same thing.

"Building codes?"

Obsolete and destructive. Contracts beween tenants and landlords will suffice.

"Back-up warning signals on dump trucks?"

Really, if you're dumb enough to get hit by a backwards moving truck, you would not know what that beeping means. Why not put a fog horn on all joggers running through the park? If the company that own's the truck wants to put warning signals on the trucks they can, but if they don't they shouldn't have to. If they hit someone, they are liable. Simple.

"Railings on stairways?"

Made by the same company that created the shoes with the little umbrellas on top.

"Smoke alarms in residential housing?"

Recommended, but should not be prosecuted against for not having them. How many people took the battery out so that they can cook in peace?

"Warning labels on prescription drugs?"

Don't take them.

"Child-proof caps on medicine?"

Don't store them where your kids can get at them.

"Thermostatic limitation on domestic hot water tanks?"

Safety concern can be handled without a law.

"Limits on toxic chemicals in building materials?"

If its toxic, then the company is liable.

"Mandatory safety masks and eye protection on job sites?"

They don't need to be mandatory by law if people want to be safe. The company can mandate it just fine. If they don't want to make them mandatory, they do so at their own risk.

"Chain breaks on chain saws?"

Not needed by law. Safety can be done in house.

"Ad infinitum..."

So it seems. But all the examples you gave are fully capable of being handled by us.

Are you against all these things? We could do without any or all of them and society could still function, but I doubt life would be quite so pleasant, or long. Don't you think we're all better off with some regulation? Please don't take any of my criticisms personally. As you can tell from some of my examples above, I work in a dangerous environment and even when all the rules are followed, it's easy to die if you just fuck up once. Take my word for it.

I agree that alot of the regulations (especially some enacted recently) seem over the top but I just can't see doing away with all restraint on the actions of people, and especially not businesses. It just gives too many people with no sense of responsibility free reign, often leaving a wake of injury, sickness and death.

Maybe you just have more faith in the intelligence of most people. I don't, and for good reason.

Cowboy Bob in Austin's picture

WAG,

By the nature of your last (item-by-item) response, I get a sense that you are not taking of this seriously. You sound like EVERY other apologist for the Bush Administration... and all others who scream at the top of their voices that TAXES ARE BAD... and still drive on the roads, get their kid educated in public schools, live in the relative safety provided by our Uniformed Services, and go to an emergency ward when they are bleeding.

I grow ever more tired of voices like yours who find a small kernal of truth in any argument, then generalize too broadly and too loudly.

woodguy's picture

Wag,

Since you mentioned age in an earlier post, I'm probably old enough to be your father, perhaps your grandfather. If you truly believe all of the nonsense that you wrote in your post above, my advice to you is never go out of your house, and certainly stay away from any building projects. Even then, your attitude is a sure guarantee that you meet with catastrophe soon enough. I don't wish that on you, but I can see it written all over your comments. If you're lucky, you get a little smarter if you live long enough.

Marc Wienner's picture

Dear Keith,

I am wondering why all yoiur vitriol is always aimed at conservatives. Do you think that the liberals do nothing wrong? When you even talk about conservatives it is always with pejoratives in front of their name or their positions, but for liberals you simply mention them by name.

Wonder why?

Do you think YOU are fair and balanced?

I thought not.

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