November 18, 2007 12:01 PM
Chuck Norris/Mike Huckabee ad...What about Dumond?
This should end his candidacy I would hope.<snark>
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And when will the press start calling Mike on the Wayne Dumond story? Have you ever seen a guy get more air time? Why aren't the Ron Paul people complaining to Chris Wallace already? If you're not familiar with it, here's the award winning story by my good pal, Murray Waas and the story of Wayne Dumond and Mike Huckabee.
1. As governor of Arkansas, Republican Mike Huckabee enthusiastically worked to free a serial killer from prison because the rapist and murderer-to-be had become a cause celebre on the right...read on
Chuck Norris has sunk to a new low.
Chuck Norris wear panties.....fact.
Just another day in . . . ______________
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I think it's brillant, no policy, though I believe the fist/beard joke is from Family Guy...
Who needs policy when they have the support of Chuck Norris
Damned librul, secular progressive, commie hollywood!
The Political Junkie @ 1:
Yeah, from the standard of excellence that he used to represent. NOT!
When is Huck gonna get the Nuge to do an ad.
"Chuck doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down."
Just like every other non-evolutionary believing, global warming denouncing, environmentalist hating Republican.
So Huck's plan is to get Chuck on the border and kick the ass of any brown skin that passes in front of his binoculars?
Not a surprise, since Chuck Norris is another one of those Young Earth Creationist loons.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to pay for homosexual affection and fawning.
Mike Huckabee gives it to him free.
Chuck Norris pushes the earth down when doing a push-up? Down where?
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I thought this was a joke... It had many of the trademark Chuck Norris jokes that get recycled on different forums, especially World of Warcraft.
If 11 year olds could vote, the Huckster could win the election, just based on Chuck's endorsement.
C'mon, it's a joke. Everybody lighten up.
Chuck Norris is an ACTOR ( he performes images of things and is not really that thing at all)..and this is an act.
Fucking Chuck Norris.
Don't fuck with the Chuck.
Bill Norton @ 11:
It's a joke that Norris supports Huckabee? Yeah, the joke is on Huckabee.
Losers do like to congretate don't they.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck has never cried. Ever.
Will never vote for Hucakbee, but that's pretty damn funny.
OOOOOOO, when actors speak, I LISTEN.
Chuck, 6 words: Go poop your pants or something.
Have you ever seen a guy get more air time?
Oh, I dunno. David Hasselhoff. Mark Cuban. David Brooks. Hell, even Bill Parcells. :-)
Mike Huckabee is correct about one issue only - preventive medicine. He certainly understands the value of having a primary care physician and catching illnesses before patients wind-up in the ER. Of course, he doesn't believe in single-payer.
But other than that issue, Huckabee is a complete loser, wackjob, wingnut, asshole, who makes Mike Dukakis' furlough problems look downright minor in comparison.
Huck 'n Chuck '08? What a joke.
2, count 'em, 2 Aholes for the price of one.
At night the boogie man check under his bed.
For Chuck Norris.
What really makes me sick is the way the Right tried to get this guy off, not because he might be innocent (he wasn't) and had a clean record (he didn't), it's because the girl he raped Bill Clinton's relative. Never underestimate Republican class........because they have none.
http://jokes.wetpaint.com/page/Chuck+Norris+Jokes?t=anon
If you scroll down a bit... the whole earth moving joke is even there word for word. It's not a joke about the earth, but how tough Chuck Norris is supposed to be.
I'm a Kucinich supporter, I don't support Huckabee or any of his positions, but I thought this ad was funny as hell. I think it's OK to just relax and laugh at a good joke once in a while.
I think Chuck's roles have gone to his head, not unlike Mel Gibson.
He thinks he is a texas ranger and has gone all conservative fundie nutjob to convince the world of it.
Hopefully we will be spared a Paul/Huckabee ticket. This country can do without a dictatorship of states rights and christofascism.
Is this real? It seems to be, but who in their right mind would -- oh, never mind.
heavy sigh . . . Mike Huckabee has the team from "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" writing his campaign ads, I see. It's not funny, it's embarassing.
Ok, who wrote that add and what are they trying to sell? Are the writers on strike there too? That was stupid.
Huckabee/ Noriss Ticket! I love it... you know why, Because Chuck norris told me too!
wow, this list of chuck norris jokes was funny when it was released before the last election.
I feel bad for the writer's on strike. reality is getting the laughs
I'm reminded of this scene from Idiocracy (2006):
http://www.ilounge.com/images/uploads/idiocracy3.jpg
bwuaaaaa hahahahahaha.
HUH!!??? If this was weird GOPer humor.. Well, whatever... seen stranger shit than this.. Kinda weirdly dry rightie humor I guess... However, IF this is what actually passes for ligitimate political endorsement style advertising for president these days???? Then, all I got is WTF!!!!! Either way Huckabee was never in the running as far as my choices goes............. JD
I thought it was funny. Clever too, for Republicans.
Evolution is wrong. The species that still exist on this planet just haven't been killed by Chuck Norris yet.
Chuck you F***, go back to opening Casinos in Russia, thats the best way you know to spread Capitalism right?
HEY what’s up with the soldier in the background, huckabee was never in the service.
Oh I get it, its his Hucks army bullshit.
Another Republican riding on the backs of our soldiers to get elected.
I am a vet.
STOP HUCK USING IMAGES OF THE MILITARY AND AMERICAN SERVICEMEN!!!!!!!!!!
SCUM BAG!!!
Chuck Norris isn't the guy's real name...that would be:
CARLOS NORIEGA
I don't believe he's ever changed it.
A little something for the xenophobes...
C'mon! Under his beard there's no chin ; only another fist! That's funny!
Blatant pandering to the Chuck Norris fan base.
Both of them.
Huckabee approved this? Why not just take a jackhammer to the bottom of your boat? What a catastrophe... adios M.H.
Just shows you how un-serious (okay maybe it's not a word, but you know what I mean.) Huck views this election and the office of president of the United States. He should be kicked out of the race for this ad. This is moronic.
What on earth was THAT all about??
Since when does a 5th rate actor who has made a living depicting himself beating the shit out of immigrants and foreigners have anything to say in a political campaign that is taken seriously.
This is downright weird.
Chuck Norris wears elevator shoes.
Chuck Norris is creepy, man!
Like I always said in the past Bruce Lee was way better than Chuck who lives Bruce Lee's shadow.
Anyone read the Dumond article?
It's devastating. More damning than the Willie Horton ad. Even Chuck Norris can't save this campaign.
Blue Lensman @ 42:
That could double Huckabee's support.
Errr...This is serious? This is no parody? i am really puzzled....It is beyond ridiculous.....You are sure this is serious?
What a fucking idiot. And I always hated that fucking shrimp Chuck ("I may not be gay but I look like every Falcon male porn star from 1975-1983") Norris, especially that absolutely shit-awful TV monstrosity Walker:Texas Ranger. What, Huckabee couldn’t get Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Goddamn or another action-hero has-been, so he settled on the macho version of Opie Taylor (w/apologies to Ron Howard, whose endorsement would probably be considered a lot worthier) instead? I could swear this whole thing is from an episode of Family Guy; I can almost hear Stewie and Brian screaming with laughter in the background. Man, I wish the Daily Show wasn’t hobbled by the writer’s strike right now, because I could imagine how they would skewer Huckleberry on this. Personally, I would rather have the endorsement of Sigourney Weaver - Lt. Ellen Ripley saved the universe from the Alien! If you’re going to get BizarroWorld political endorsements, you may as well go for the best.
“Get away from my presidential candidate, you bitch!!!!”.
Seems to me that ol' Huck and Dumond might have had a deeper connection somehow. Why would Huckabee work so hard for his release unless the two knew each other on a more intimate basis?
You guys REALLY need to lighten up, get some pussy or something. It was a playful ad, and funny. Its effect won't be much other than making people who GET IT laugh.
sdfhfg @ 23:
Another reason to get sick is - What if he was elected to the Whitehouse? He would empty our prisons!! and some of those
yea-hoos are right where they should be (where Drummond should have stayed)
Chuck Norris for President!
Fox Conscience @ 54:
Uh, we got it 5 to 10 years ago, when it was a little funny. Guess you just barely got it. Congrats.
wijg @ 53:
He worked hard to get Dumond out because Bill Clinton would not give Dumond a pardon. If Bill Clinton would not pardon the guy, that means he must be innocent. /right-wing-loon-logic
Bruce Lee must have really kicked Chuck in the head, what a dope.
Ozymandias @ 41:
Would have been much funnier if Norris had a beard. Just sayin...
By the way, its Bill Cinton's penis's fault.
I think America died a little after that ad.
lame
funny? no, not really. the chuck-thing is played out and has gotten kind of sad, imho.
but, in case you are keeping score: use of actors by the dems? bad. use of actors for the GOP? good. there, got it?
Jan Michael Vincent wanted 100$ and a case of Shiner Bock. Norris just wanted the case of Shiner Bock.
chuck norris does infommercials, what else needs to be said other than why is it repubes hate hollywood and movie stars unless they are repube stars. and why is it that the repube stars are B, C, & D listers? chuck norris does informmercials, nice carreer path dude and a note to repubes, he is an actor that plays a tuff guy.
That was the most ridiculous political ads I've ever seen.
That said, I'm not wishing for an early exit for Huckabee....he's one of the big reasons the GOP is as fractured as it is right now. Once he drops out, most of his followers will just move on to Romney or Giuliani out of necessity just so they can oppose whoever is on the Dem ticket. I want that to take as loooooong as possible.
I'm Mike Huckabee, and I'm "Chucking" this campaign.
Yep. Huckabee's first line is from Family Guy. I wonder if Seth McFarlane will tear him a new one. I wish I could say it's funny but it's not. It's just not funny.
A sad day. I couldn’t belief this was real. There is just no fighting this level of stupidity. thank you all for doing it anyhow.
The Republican parade of idiots never ends.
Chuck Norris is as short as he is small.
He has always BORED me.
Bill Norton @ 11:
You mean, like it's a satire of a hucksterish presidential candidate who gets a non-entity of an actor to shill for him, and the funny part is that the audience knows that the candidate is totally discrediting himself but the candidate doesn't, and he ends up saying things that are outright idiotic and instantly kill his candidacy? Now that could be funny -- BUT THIS IS REAL.
This has to be a joke, right? A hoax, perhaps?
I cannot imagine anyone, even somebody with a theology degree from a Baptist university, thinking this would be a good idea. If this is a real ad (and I have my doubts), one wonders if Huckabee will return the favor and appear on one of Chuck's infomercials where he pimps exercise equipment at 4:00AM.
Stahhh... power?
I am not going to vote for the guy but I like him more than I did. At least, he has a sense of humor.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Dr. Matt @ 2:
That was a political Ad??
Made me want to Up-Chuck!!!
Really? I haven't seen any Chuck Norris jokes for over a year now, and even then they were pretty grating. They were funny for a month or two, until they started making Chuck Norris T-shirts.
Once it stopped being funny, Chuck Norris got involved and started repeating the more ridiculous "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer" lines on ESPN and that was pretty funny in a mean-spirited way. Chuck Norris' claim to fame is that he got beat up by Bruce Lee and starred in some Republican wank-films. The jokes mocking Chuck Norris seem to have given him some validation of his self-worth.
Dennis Kucinich should be doing an ad,with Beowulf.
OK. Now I'm embarrassed to be from the North American continent.
Beowulf,ripper and shredder of Chuck Norris and Nuges asses.
another action hero in the mold of arnie. at least for whatever reason arnie is making some headway. because one is a success in one venue does not make him any kind of sage in the world arena. just another chump who won't see the light. our country, our economy, our position as an esteemed world leader, our pretend prez who is the joke of the world, when will these guys wake up and realize what's happening. what the hey, chuck, go chew on some more rats while your world around you crumbles.
Chuck Norris always wanted to be the next John Wayne. I guess this means he made it. (Political laughingstock & winger.)
The ad was funny tho, in a dorky sort of way.
Brilliant! I think it's hilarious. I had to watch it twice to catch every bit of it.
Though the reaction it elicited from C&Lers is proof of a more disturbing reality. Liberals are becoming incredibly whiny, as a whole. It's a joke, for Dog's sake! Laugh and move on! Not everything a Republican candidate does has to be ganged-up on by every Democrat in the country. This was clearly a light-hearted, and I think it plays to the Huckster's favour, showing that he has a "youthful spirit" (as the politicos would put it). But give it a rest. Democrats are giving themselves a bad name by jumping on every ad campaign and clinging to it for dear life. Just let it go.
The last thing America needs to do is, give a stronger sense of "Power & Might" at this time.
We need people who excel in good sound reasoning, communication skills and practicality.
We sure as hell don't need another A-hole with the name "WALKER".
3 words...........So Long Mike!!
the libertine @ 79:
Or Optimus Prime. That would rule.
Whatever. It's not funny, it's not amusing, it's just L-A-M-E. But, if this is how serious these presidential candidates are, and the public laps it up (??), you deserve another Bush/Cheney combo.
The WORLD is so friggin tired of all the American "Might" in the form of Rambo and Norris doing the job all by themselves that an entire infantry is unable to do.
It's that Hollywood fantasy mentality that comes back to bite innocent Americans in their collective arses when 150,000 well armed military goes to fight 20,000 bed-sheeted perceived "ragtags" of enemy soldiers and then getting their asses kicked.
I really feel sorry for the US soldier because they appreciate the reality of the difficulty of this war and they don't need a prick like Hucklebee and Norris thinking they can conquer the world by themselves.
If they try.....get me a big, big bowl of popcorn and let the games begin!
That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
Maybe it would have been better had he gotten Jean Claude Hotdamn instead of Chuck Norris................Nah. That was pretty sad. I hope they aren't planning to air this on teevee.
I've said for years Chuck Norris is the worst actor in Hollywood , no surprise he's republican .
Can you picture Truman or Eisenhower or JFK running some cheesy ad like this when they ran for president? With Hopalong Cassidy or Superman or John Wayne sitting next to them? They wouldn't have soiled the airwaves with such nonsense.
Enough to make anyone Chuck Huck.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
What an unbelievably stupid political move.
I think Chuck Heston is really losing his mind.He did a ad for Ralph Nader.
Annoyed Canuck @ 92:
Difference is, they actually had a snowball's chance in hell of being elected.
Then what...did Chuck & Huck go get a bathroom stall somewhere?
Pretty damned lame. It should appeal to Nugent fans though....
The missing link getting his ass kicked.
This shit was like... straight from the x-files.
Son of Axeman @ 84:
A joke!! The republican party may have become a joke but the damage they have caused and will continue to cause is so frigging real I'd like to bitchslap you with salami. If this douchbag Huckabee's campaign wasn't so pathetic, I'd be frightened. Youthful spirit?!? This shitbag's policies amount to theocratic fascism akin to the theocratic fascism we are fighting in the middle east. What an asshat!
Chuck and Kirk Cameron are having a duel to see who the biggest Hollywood rapture bunny is
I'm sorry, guys-- Huckabee may be a crazy-ass right winger, but that was clever and funny.
S
That was about the gayest video I've ever seen.
I remember an interview Chuck Norris did about a decade ago, I just can't recall on what show. The inevitable question came up about Chuck's views on Bruce Lee and you could see him wrestling with old jealousies. I found his display more than comical. Chuck went on to say he was talking to Bruce about his supporting role in Way of the Dragon and asked who would win in their exchange, to which Bruce supposedly replied, "its my film." I found Chuck's belief that anything else was possible in the real world laughable. I said to myself, "get the #uck outta here."
drgreenbrain @ 106:
By the way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
You guys are taking this a little too seriously. Huckabee doesn't have a chance of winning, and I like anything with a nice assortment of Chuck Norris facts.
Besides, if Chuck Norris were President, we wouldn't have a national debt because it would be paid with the gold coins Chuck spits from his mouth. We would have universal healthcare because Chuck would just heal you with his hands. We'll have captured bin Laden because Chuck would just find him-it's what he does.
Yeah, I know. Not my best material.
Chuck Norris can kill anyone he wants! Chuck Norris cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Chuck Norris is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Chuck Norris was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Chuck Norris killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Chuck totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Now that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Chuck Norria has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
WTF does this have to do with Ron Paul? Why was he, or his supporters mentioned? Ron Paul supporters have no love for Huckabee, and many have mentioned his pardoning of Wayne Dumond, I am sorry the blogger who posted this story didn't notice.
Dana @ 100:
Too bad Bruce couldn't kick the "dumb" out of Chuck.
WAIT A SECOND ,
Did someone call chuckie baby ( mr no smiles or tears ) an actor , NFW , ah I see the logic . One is not an actor and the other is not a leader , ok makes sense to me now ! .
what do they serve at the gop, stupid shit-for-brains juice?
Hey, what with the writers' strike going on in Hollywood, I'm thinking the writers of this campaign commercial would definitely scab for the Jon Stewart show!
I'm not impressed, but the bedwetting rednecks who have homoerotic dreams of Chuck Norris will think that it's just FABULOUS.
Son of Axeman @ 84:
Whereas the Republican (read neo-con) tactic of having fainting spells at every opportunity (whether real or not) is not getting old at all!
the libertine @ 96:
Actually he is. He has alzheimer's.
But that was a nice swing at funny.
jr @ 103:
Don't forget Baldwin.
dadams @ 113:
They kick each other upside the head for a few decades. So they can all be like Chuck.
Bruce Lee would've been forced to kick Chuck for this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
Aw, they didn't work in my favorite Chuck Norris joke about his actually living in a round house.
Hillary/Seagal.
drgreenbrain @ 48:
If Chuck Norris lives to be 100, he'll never be the artist Bruce Lee was in 33 short years.
The Texas Rangers have a exception reputation (and well deserved) Chuck Norris would never make the cut!
drgreenbrain @ 48:
If Chuck Norris lives to be 100, he’ll never be the artist Bruce Lee was in 33 short years.
The Texas Rangers have a exceptional reputation (and well deserved) Chuck Norris would never have make the cut!
djtyg @ 109:
:lol:
Well, now I'll vote for Huckabee!! With Chuck as his secretary of KICK ASS, we'll all be safe from ninjas!!
Maybe Charles Bronson will endorse Edwards and they can fight to see who's candidate will be president! (Thank god 8 year olds don't determine our future... yet...)
"Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Chuck Norris will never die. Instead, he will go nova."
But then...
"I am Chuck Norris! And so can you!"
Awww... way to ruin the joke Chuckster! Now we have to find a new completely ridiculous non-actor to mock!
Boy, that was pathetic!
This is so awful, you have to wonder if it's real.
Huckabee is working hard to secure the endorsement of the 'Hallelujah Chorus' at Regent 'University', which is made up of the illegitimate offspring of Pat Robertson.
Wait'll that hits the MSM 'News'.
This has to be a joke right? Made me laugh!!
I can't beleive how pathetic you bloggers are getting all worked up over this. Shouldn't you be out saving the world instead of wasting your time blaspheming chuck norris. This ad is freakin hysterical, put your politics aside and just enjoy it.
REDNECKS TAKE THIS AD SERIOUSLY.
First Chuck Norris, now Nature Boy Ric Flair--who's next, Bozo the Clown ?
This ad is hilarious, no need to get all upset and worked up. Just enjoy it.
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