Wanker of the Day: Senator Kit Bond (R-MO)
By Nicole Belle Tuesday Dec 11, 2007 4:16pm
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Senator Kit Bond appeared on PBS's The NewsHour and further muddied the water with all the lies and rationalizations one must use to abet war crimes, bless his heart (I'm learning from Blue Gal), including the laughable-on-its-face claim that discussing waterboarding enables "the enemy" to adapt to it. This is an assertion that I feel strongly should be tested out on anyone amoral enough to suggest it. But it was this claim that earns him the Wanker title for today (and from such an embarrassment of riches of other awardees too!):
IFILL: I just would like to -- but do you think that waterboarding, as I described it, constitutes torture?
SEN. KIT BOND: There are different ways of doing it. It's like swimming: freestyle, backstroke. The waterboarding could be used almost to define some of the techniques that our trainees are put through, but that's beside the point. It's not being used.
I don't know if you're a religious man, Sen. Bond, but I surely do hope that if you are, this fine bit of wankery is used against you at the Pearly Gates. One word for you to hold in your heart: Nuremberg.








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I never thought I'd see the day when torturing people was being defended in the United States of America.
this is the man that turned me democrat. a shame for missouri for years. read his bio and you will fully understand his infamy.
many of you guys don't fully understand the hate and ignorance that rednecks in missouri have for blacks, gays, women, hispanics, etc.
i grew up in farmington mo. go to the local pub and just listen.
this is where bond gets his script.
torture is torture is wrong!
BTW Mucasey is denying the crack violations to be retroactive, but the telco get retroactive protection! Muck FE! even the logic is being tortured!
How about we waterboard Sen Bond...then see if he likens it to swimming!
Wonder if he considers it swimming when it's done to our citizens, like our
troops?
These defenses of waterboarding, such as "It’s like swimming: freestyle, backstroke" make no sense to me. IF waterboarding is so mundane and really nothing very dangerous then WHY use it as a method of interrogation.
My favorite wanker
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This piece of shit isn't the only person in Washington who belongs on trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity. I hope to see them all on trial someday...
Ooooh Kit, you scamp you. You know it's not like doing coke on a boat at Lake of the Ozarks. Remember You and Dewey and the crew all coked up and high and drunk and all. Chasing whores till the sun came up... Ahhh the good ole days.
Yep I'll tell at one time in his early life my boy Kit knew how to have a good ole time. He still does.
They are all so damn old........why does a nation of predominately young, progressive people have to be goverened by old people? Seriously, we need some Senators younger than 50 up in here!
Republican = Torturer = Religious Idiots = Fucking Morons
I am pretty sure this combination will win elections forever
I am from the south and still down here if you call Florida the south. The way I heard the joke is that southern ladies say, How Nice, and it means F-you. If one southern lady is bragging to another about something she has, the other lady simply listens and then says, How Nice.
I have never heard "Bless his heart" to mean anything but endearment. Maybe I was raised in the wrong parts of Georgia and Tennessee.
Kit Bond is one of those people who makes you wonder how the hell did he get elected to do anything.
sorry, I don't know how to use the quote this comment thing. But just wanted to say lived in missori for 10 years, and they do keeping voting for idiots like Bonds, I believe partly because he appeals to the hate crowd.
the only thing I miss about KC is the barbecue
Gwen Ifill is a fool to even ask the question... as if there is any answer other than YES, WATERBOARDING IS TORUTURE, YOU FOOL!
I hate it when they talk about waterboarding....the reality is that they have been talking about it for so long and described it in detail for so long, that any enemy of ours knows what it is, how it works, and would feasibly be able to recognize the fact that it may feel like they are drowning, but they aren't drowning and they know this because they saw some dumbass on ABC go through it.
Do they really think this debate is even about waterboarding? Seriously, regardless of whether it is torture or not, everyone in the world now knows what waterboarding is so why should it ever be used as a way to get information?
Listening to these Republican fools is torture.
#2: many of you guys don’t fully understand the hate and ignorance that rednecks in missouri have for blacks, gays, women, hispanics, etc.
i grew up in farmington mo. go to the local pub and just listen.
EXCUSE ME!!!
I am a lifelong Missouri resident and I cannot STAND when people from my state characterize everyone in the state as a redneck racist homophobic sexist asshole. I know where Farmington is. There are rednecks there, it's true. But there are a lot less of them after King George and Matt Blunt fucked them all over in one way or another (taking away their S-CHIP, medicaid and medicare, giving away freebies to every industry under the sun and closing their farms, for example). You ask them about waterboarding you ask them about the state of their bank account and I guarantee, most idiots out there who voted for Bush are sorry they did, and most of them may not be smart enough to pick out a good Chardonnay, but they know waterboarding is illegal and wrong.
Go to St. Louis or Kansas City or even Springfield and Columbia, there are smart and enlightened people who despise the Republican agenda, who did not vote for Kit Bond (he won by 2% or something like that), and who are not rednecks in any way, shape, or form. And guess what, there are non-rednecks outside of those areas too, but you're too smart to talk to them, aren't you?
Kit Bond does not speak for me, nor anyone I know. Generalizations like yours are what piss rural areas off and send them to vote against "elitist" leftists. That's EXACTLY the divide the right is trying to solidify and you're playing right into their hands. Maybe treating small-towners like intelligent life will make them listen to reason a little easier.
There are different ways of wanking. You can do it with your left hand, you can do it with your right hand, you can do it with a knothole.
Or you can do it Kit's way, with your big, dumb, lying mouth.
tony @ 13:
Which ever comment you want to quote, just click on that little blue wording at the bottom right in that comment (it says, Quote this Comment) and the quote will appear in the box where you are making your own comment. Just drop down a couple of lines below the end of the quote code (the last word you'll see in the code is "blockquote" and start typing your own comment. I hope this helps. :)
Dana @ 4:
Excellent idea! Kit?... Kit?? C'mon, Kitty Kat... where are you??? We've got some swimmin' for you to do...
Send him to a padded cell where he can't hurt himself or others.
It's sad really...And it clearly shows just how assinine Gwen Ifill is for asking an obvious moron such a challenging question. I rarely watch the Newshour anymore - geeeesh ......I wonder why....?
that @ 1:
I'm sick physically from all this.
We are selling our infrastructure to foreign nations. (Think ports to Dubai deal) but the ones that went through.
Habeas Corpus is gone now.
Our military is being privatized.
Our currency is losing value.
We are being spied on.
No one is doing anything about it.
No one is talking about 9/11 and the history of false flag terrorism.
Gap between rich and poor is soaring.
What the hell happened to the surplus our president Bill Clinton left us with??? Damn times have changed.
It's obvious there is a New World Order that is dissolving nations and putting in place a world government structure. The WTO, NAFTA, IMF, European Union, North American Union, Now News Corp. bought the Dow Jones? I thought the conspiracy crap was bullcrap until about 2005, now its getting pretty obvious. Corporations are running the world. Think Halliburton and Oil. Exxon Mobil the biggest profit ever of all time. Think who is running the White House. The Oil Industry. Bush/Cheney? the Oil Industry. Our Constitution is not being respected.
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I saw this show, he also said that when it comes to defending this country, we should do anything.
I'm getting so sick of this cowardly bullshit, "ooh, I'm afraid of terrorists so lets betray everything this country stands for so I can feel safe"
I would love to hear someone ask one of these 'do anything to protect America' types this question: Would you do something un-American to protect America?
Ha! that'll trip em up no matter how they answer.
thanks, this should be easy, but my new guidedog isn]t much help
Sadly I'm afraid waterboarding is going to be talked about so much and in such a lackadaisical fashion that the meaning of it is going to be lost and the general public will come to see it as no big deal and not even related to torture.
Anderson Cooper had a great thing on last night about water boarding and even this guy who was having it done in a controlled way could not help but react like he was dying. People always say - well they know we aren't going to kill them it's just like dunking them in for a little while. It's actually much more sinister than people think though as they use a rag and water on your face to trick your mind into thinking you are dying. So, every part of the body tightens up and your brain releases chemicals that make you think you are dying. It's just a horrible thing that the Geneva conventions say you can't use. When the nuts in Cambodia were doing it we called it torture.
that @ 1:
Ditto. Bush & Co. have brought us down to the level of the Stalin regime. People disappearing in the night. Spying on everyone. Torture. Lies.
Sure, Bond is horrible, etc, etc, and I'm sure this is missing the forest for the trees...but what about "our side" on this one?
The gentlewoman from California:
"...waterboarding, another name for which is Chinese water torture..."
Really? Water dropping continuously on your forehead is the same as simulated drowning? Sigh...
, sheberer@pbs.org, charlierose@pbs.org, newshour@pbs.org, danschiedel@kozk.pbs.org, theworld@pri.org, newshour@pbs.org
tony @ 24:
I was sincere in trying to help you.
Katie @ 17:
Unfortunately Missouri also is responisble for Ashkroft (sp). Of course there are good people in Mo. they have an excellent program to help the blind.I cant wait till the NEO NAZI republican nuremburg TRIALS began
after bush is gone ha h ah ha hah ah ahha
rats on a ship will sink with loose lips.....
pissed off patricia @ 30:
I know, but I forgot the sarcasm button. sorry, but i was serious about the hiint. Just some bad dog humor. Actually, you are one ofthe more reasonable people here
take care tony and lido (new guide dog)
Kit Bond demonstrates the desperation of Repubs trying to spin the Bush administration. It's becoming comical.
In a politically sophisticated society, the Republicans would never again win a single office. They would be toast. Sadly, ours is a society more enamored of NASCAR than governance, more taken with American Idol than the News Hour and half of us are led by people with multiple first names, questionable education and self bestowed titles.
Waterboarding is torture. When we torture, we are no better than those we claim are the enemy.
pissed off patricia @ 30:
I think he wants you to pet his dog.
Tony:Unfortunately Missouri also is responisble for Ashkroft (sp). Of course there are good people in Mo. they have an excellent program to help the blind.
Unfortunately, you're wrong. We voted in the deceased Mel Carnahan over the breathing John Ashcroft, remember?
And congratulations, that's really constructive to disenfranchise people who agree with you because they live in a fly-over state that you think is full of stupid people. I swear, I'm a liberal but sometimes liberals make me sick with their sanctimonious coastal bullshit. No wonder democrats don't win, they bully the "lesser" democrats. Get a clue.
So, let me get this straight:
Waterboarding, which we are not doing, is not torture and is actually kind of pleasant, but we shouldn't discuss it because then the enemy will "adapt" to it and it will stop being effective, forcing us to stop using it, which we're already doing.
Gotcha.
Katie @ 36:
Your right. I just get tired of right wingers making fun of me because I get help from the goverment.
One thing that these apologist of torture fail to address, and who could blame them since the mainstream media stopped asking the pertinent questions long ago, is that if water boarding --for example-- is akin to swimming, or not a nasty experience in general. Then why are the interrogators wasting time having prisoners swimming, or enjoying a nice shower.
I mean the suit case nuke is about to go off and Mr. Bauer needs to save the day ASAP. So why are the CIA merry folk wasting time with water games? That is the question I want answered...
We have retards running america. How else can all this insanity be explained?
KAtie , get back in the kitchen. Just kiddin' Love your restaraunt.
This guy is a total tool. I watched this interview in open mouth amazment that such a man is a senator of the USA. I would actually take Carl Rove over this man which is how low I view this senator!
PassedPawn @ 40:
No, we have war criminals running America and an apathetic populace that looks the other way.
Tony, if right-wingers are chiding you about getting help from the government, you can always throw it back in their faces:
Guiliani's mistress got government funding
Enron got government funding
Other righties who got government funding:
Faith-based initiative office
VECO (Alaskan oil/Ted Stevens)
Blackwater
Halliburton/KBR
Telecoms
All manner of war contractors
I could go on and on...
What does the government give you a year, a couple thousand? Throw in their faces the BILLIONS of dollars of "government help" the right gets every freakin' day.
Just stop it with the Missourian slanders. We're not the bad guys.
"It’s like swimming: freestyle, backstroke."
Jesus H. M-F Christ! Is this dickhead serious?
Hey, Kit, how 'bout we take one of your kids on a waterboard trip to the beach, see if they survive? Just put 'em in the water, let 'em paddle around a little bit, then cover their face with a cloth and pour water down their throat until they're damn near dead from either drowning or fear.
What a fucking asshole.
How lovely. (that's my "bless his heart" euphemism)
TC @ 5:
I was going to say the same thing!
If it's not torture, then what is it? A bath? Why exactly are we doing it?
I'd understand the issue better if they'd just say "Of course, it's torture! Why the hell do you think we're doing it?"
If it's not torture, then how does it work?
pissed off patricia @ 25:
That's what they are hoping for Pop.
Jeannie See @ 49:
Exactly. And it will probably work.
Do we only torture high value targets? It seems that anyone we capture that is an insurgent, terrorist etc.
could hold information that would potentially save lives on our side. Hows about waterboarding all of 'em!!
A great big wave pool party of tough interrogations.
This is more proof that reich-wingers have NO CONCEPT of reality.
Great to know where you stand senator, i guess if the Khmer Rogue did it, then it must ok ;)
John Dawson Dewhirst (born United Kingdom 1952 died Cambodia 1978)
Dewhirst wrote a long confession that mixed true events in his life with wholly false accounts of his career as a CIA agent planning to subvert the Khmer Rouge regime. He claimed that his father (also an agent) had been paid a large bribe for inducting his son into the CIA and that his college course in Loughborough was interspersed with training as a spy. All prisoners at S-21 wrote similar confessions which were extracted by repeated and severe torture. Prisoners were subject to whippings, the bastinado, electric shocks and waterboarding.
Well one thing he said is correct: there's waterboarding and then there's waterboarding.
Several accounts refer to it as "simulated drowning" with water dripped over a cloth held against the victim's nose & mouth.
Scary enough - have you ever leaned back in the bath tub and accidentally gotten a few drops of water down your nose?
But the account I read of waterboarding of a victim in one of the foreign prisons where the CIA sent him concluded with him being brought back to consciousness by his torturers punching him in the diaphragm to force the water from his lungs.
OBVIOUSLY a whole different level of torture.
For perspective, here's a paragraph from:
The Guardian Jan 1, 1934: Dachau concentration camp - Report on its organisation, routine and recent history; Punishment and ill-treatment of prisoners
And don't forget where Prescott Bush made the money that put him & his son GHW & grandson GW in power. Prescott managed the "Hitler Accounts" at Brown Brothers Harriman, including the Bush family's investment in the Silesian American Coal Company, which, together with IG Farben, ran the coal gasefication project at Auschwitz - and the Labor Camps, and the Death Camp too.
The Bush Family has been an international criminal enterprise for nearly a century. All started with war profiteer Samuel Prescott Bush managing the acquisition of small arms and ordnance for the US military in World War One, for which he earned the nickname "A Merchant of Death."
@sshole.
Sure, waterboarding is akin to a leisure backstroke across the pool...What a f*cking idoit! I like how Bond never answers the question. This guy needs a baseball bat to his knee caps.
It is true that most Americans could give a crap if guys like KSM or other high level terrorists operatives suffer and rot in prison, but if these so-called enhanced techiques have or are being used on innocent or low value prisoners, then we become no better than those whom we are battling against.
This "technique" can be "adapted" to?!?!
So are we to believe that Al Qeada is breeding a race of aquamen? Or is recuiting circus freaks who can hold their breath for minutes at a time?? When did our policy become based on DC comics or Ringling Bros???
bad guy, sure, but wanker?
unless I didn't receive an important memo, a wanker is a masturbator. The biggest wanker is the one who spends the most time, or releases the greatest volume of fluid, or self-pleasures in the most public and wanton way.
ok, but if we are calling him this, which is reasonable, why do we have to use a British epithet?
Why can't we use a good old American term like fuckin' jerk off or jag off?
Can I get a 'spot on'? I'll just take the lift to my flat
Oh my...I'll have whatever Kit Bond is taking daily.
There.
All better now.
God helps all....this guy is a Senator...in Our Country!
Finally, some old lunatic has the guts to tell the truth. Discussing waterboarding only causes Al-Quaida to adapt their techniques. It is dangerous to even use the word. Half of Al-Quaida has already become mermaids and discussing it further will only cause others to do so, or grow gills.
Good job, old man, good job.
Nicole,
Ya know where Kit Bond first heard this line about adaptation ...??? Joe Scarborough this morning!! He was getting pillored by his own crew. Sickening, but true....
The tape of Nicholas Byrd getting his head cut off was done by the CIA. Yes America does torture and kill Incocent people like Pat Tillman. Why doesn't MSM have Buddies of Pat's on National TV. What about Cindy Sheehan? It is always the same GD Shills who are as evil as J. Edgar Hoover. Hoover was the embodment of evil.
pissed off patricia @ 12:
The media is doing a terrible job educating people what waterboarding really is. They (PBS, BBC, ABC, etc) consistently describe waterboarding in gentle terms, "face is covered with a cloth or cellphane and water is poured on the face to simulate drowning." This does not accurately describe what happens and people listen to these descriptions and think, "That doesn't sound bad." As I understand it, this is what happens during waterboarding, correct me if I'm wrong:
- water goes up a persons nose, which burns the nasal passage causing great pain
- person's gag reflex activates, causing them to choke and gag as if they were to throw up
- water is forced into a person's lungs and the drowning is real, not simulated, which is why there are reports of interrogators having to hit the victims chest to empty their lungs of water
- physiologically and psychologically the person believes they will drown and the whole body goes into a sort of state of shock, tensing up, clenching, trying to fight imminent death
If that isn't humiliating and degrading treatment, the American government has some serious empathy issues.
I moved earlier this year from Chicago, where Senators Durbin and Obama represented the state of Illinois. I moved to the St. Louis area, where, unfortunately, this wanker is "representing" me as a Missouri resident. Woe is me.
pissed off patricia @ 19:
pissed off patricia @ 19:
Thanks You also answered that question for me.
Rush to War @ 63:
So Nick Byrd is still alive then? Please continue.
"Waterboarding is just like swimming"!?!
Senator Bond is an ignorant, immoral asshole!! Furthermore, he is unAmerican, unChristian, and inhuman. This fool should STEP DOWN! He is a disgrace himself and the American people he is supposed to represent. Torturer! He should be waterboarded.
What kind of designer drug is moron Kit Bond on!?!? OMG I live in MO and I'm so embarrassed that this clown of a man claims to represent me(blushes)
He practically endorses waterboarding? I know, let's waterboard him and see if he still likens it to swimming. The MO River would be a good place to start.
Kitty Bond= wanker!!
One of you out there need to write an update Dante's book, The Inferno. Make sure there's a chapter on "Kit" (he'll keep that pussy name in Hell) anyway....Kit being waterboarded with thin-mix mortar by Scott Peterson who vivisects the cement from Kit's lungs, then shackles the blocks to Kit and himself before throwing the blocks into a fiery oil pit that leads to the next circle of Hell.
B @ 49:
You have the perfect question.........follow up, why would you use it if you cannot guarantee the results.
Bond is my Senator also, I have never voted for that intellectual lightweight, and he certainly does not represent the majority in Missouri.
And you know there's some cia/military/mercenary fuck out there going "waterboarding with mortar...yeah!"
Radically Moderate @ 72:
I might add that next to Maloney, Bond is probably the dumbest Senator in Washington.
Even though I do not agree with Senator Bond's war stance and his torture stance I do have to applaud him for this:
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/washington/story/1FB9A...
Where are the Democratic Senators when it comes to this issue?
As I stated on another website:
Kit Bond has never served in the military.
Nicole: He's a political hack.
I'm so ashamed that Kit Bond represented Missouri.
Lets have Kit undergo waterboarding and then he can tell his constituances if it's torture or not.
Troubled
the public debate about torture in your ountry is frightening. Influental persons are beginning to make up all kinds of escuses for it. I dont care how many ifs and buts you attach to torture. Torture is always torture. It is illegal and and should always remain illegal.
Kit Bond is ridiculous.
I don't know if Bond is religious or not as well - but I almost hope he gets the chance to experience waterboarding and then report the results to us. I'll bet his opinion and attitude change pretty fast.
"its like swimming..." p'fah - Missouri should be ashamed of itself for putting this guy in such a position of authority.
I guess the CIA can't come up with new torture techniques because waterboarding has been exposed according to this dumbass.
Please allow me to be the 81st post. The man is a dinosour. An asshat. An asshole. A jerk. A time warp. Is he even an American? Does the Administration trot him out, or does the media call him out knowing he will certainly create disgust?
what an ichy asshole. do these tought guy republicans really think this will help them. they look like a collective bunch of stupid corrupt morons...
another Jack Bauerist rapture bunny showing the Clear Channelites how "tough" he is
Comments like this show just how stupid these clowns really are.
jim @ 82:
Did you mean to say 'itchy' asshole? or did you mean to say 'icky' asshole? This is an important distinction and you did not spell either in a standard way. I would invite everyone to contemplate both images to decide which is most appropriate. If he is the wanker of the day, then his asshole maybe both itchy and icky.
"Senator Kit Bond appeared on PBS’s The NewsHour and further muddied the water with all the lies and rationalizations one must use to abet war crimes, bless his heart (I’m learning from Blue Gal), including the laughable-on-its-face claim that discussing waterboarding enables “the enemy” to adapt to it"
ADAPT??!??!?!?!
What? Are they going to grow GILLS?!
"..including the laughable-on-its-face claim that discussing waterboarding enables “the enemy” to adapt to it."
Yes, and if they're managing to grow gills, then I, for one, surrender.
We must look like maniacs and monsters to the rest of the world if people like Kit Bond are representing us in government. I believe that Kit has lost more than a few brain cells to his use of alcohol. Next why don't we just debate the way that the English executed William Wallace? Kit Bond probably was alive back then and can talk about it.
I expect the republicans to claim murder is not murder next.
Republicans are liars and cannot be trusted.
pissed off patricia @ 26:
You're so right, and I don't doubt that some Rove clone is giggling over the campaign as we speak.
I heard NPR call waterboarding "controlled drowning."
Oh, that's okay--it's controlled, see. Everything's under control. Nothing can happen bad.
*sigh*
On behalf of the rational and intelligent voters of the state of Missouri, I apologize to the rest of the reality based community for the mere presence of Sen. Bond. Please remember that he is getting on in years.
What is even more perverse than waterboarding, itself, is the fact that the MSM and our elected officials can frame the issue as being deserving of debate. Seems like honor, morals, and integrity are values to be followed only when they don't get in the way of ones' goal. How low we have sunk.
Look At That Little Guy! Look at his face! Look at his hair! He's got a Red Striped Tie & a Lapel Flag! His name is KIT! He likes Torture! Oh Man! That guy is gonna be my forever LIL BUDDY! I'm gonna take him home and put him IN A JAR! OH MAN!
The new 'Nuremberg' really can't come soon enough for me.
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