December 13, 2007 11:30 PM
Open Thread
I don't know how many of you have noticed an absence of John Amato on Crooks and Liars recently. The truth is that John called me up last weekend and said that he wasn't really feeling well--something about a virus and just being too sick to blog and would I mind running things for him so that he could rest and recover.
Naturally, being good friends, I agreed to take care of things and told him to drink plenty of fluids and rest. The email load alone that John has to deal with is a full time job.
And then Jamie Holly sent me a picture that rocked me to my core and made me realize I'd been had.
Now I think I'm gonna be sick. John, how could you???
OK then, I'll be moving on now.....
What's the problem, Nicole? It's a picture of John with a virus.
Photoshopped
Powkat needs to be more careful, coffee burns coming out the nose
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Hope you fell better John A. !
Everybody else. its not too late to get your flu shot. Only 25$ bucks and it could save you a week of agony and missed work. And Once you get the flu, you'll be willing to pay alot more than 25$ to get rid of it.
peace
O
ROFLMAO, John loves Ann!!!
What a charming couple.
Banjo @ 3:
Awwww, you spoiled it for everybody.
Duh.
It's John with that "bird" virus.
ROLF!
Powkat @ 2:
Is that the flames of hell behind her?
He gotta computer virus.
If he was really hanging around (m)ann colter he woulda caught the crabs.
Was that at a wingnut convention?
why is he so red?
the he on the left, not right
So--is it an adam's apple, John?
Obvious fake .... I mean, just look at the adam's apple.
He looks like DEXTER!!!!!!!
Ewww! No wonder he's sick!
LOL :D
Sorry to hear about your illness, John. Best wishes for an early recovery. And thanks Nicole! I don't know what I'd do without Crooks & Liars. Where would I get my real news?
is it me or is john sick alot..hope he gets better not that i even noticed he was gone...love c&l!
Check this out.
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/232.html
You too can help people like Ann.
Powkat @ 2:
Comment of the year. Brilliant. LOL
John needs to be decontanimated or hew will die.
Ahhh, the hateful bitch virus ... that's some bad stuff.
He needs to see a doctor that virus is know for causing severe vomiting and diarrhea.
That's the kind of virus that requires you to drink a lot of fluids BEFORE it attaches itself to you. If you know what I mean.
Powkat @ 2:
Brilliant! Thanks for the laughs...
Damn....
Cooties...
So who's the babe?
(I don't care about the ugly blonde dude)
Ron @ 20:
Interesting... isn't it?
John, this is why people get flu shots.
Hey, Coulter's pretty hot...for a tranny...I bet she's got man hands! Ha!
Who's the guy on the right?
liberalNmoderation @ 32:
Hey, don't insult trannies like that!
It explains why, after all the hit pieces John does on other "pundits" like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michele Malkin and Glenn Beck, he has yet to do one on Mann Coulter.
He should get vaccinated after taking that picture. He should also ask Aravosis over at AmericaBlog, what happens to a blogger's creds when photgraphed with the enemy (Aravosis was caputured snuggled up to then Rep. Katherine "Big Boobs" Harris). Aravosis caught hell for that one.
Ha, ha! Is John really sick, or is this one of those caption contests? I'll have to keep coming back to see what others say.
liberalNmoderation @ 32:
Hey, Coulter’s pretty hot…for a tranny…I bet she’s got man hands! Ha!
Hey, don’t insult trannies like that!
I heard about 30 - thats 3, 0. - years ago that Rumsfeld liked blonds with "big hands." I heard this from someone who was absolutely in a position to know.
I wonder if those two get along?
*
Johnny2Bad @ 5:
Ditto
Powkat @ 2:
Best Comment of the day! Hands Down! So fitting!
Inner thoughts:
JA: "Maybe if I make nice now I'll feel her bulge later and the mystery will be solved."
AC: "Maybe if I make nice now John will feel my bulge later..."
I recognize that virus. It's the shit flew.
Does she own any clothing other than little black dresses?
So Feinstein was defending Mukasey in an e-mail she sent me, even as he hides evidence from her. A Guantanamo detainee has to ask a court to classify his treatment as torture.
One in five Americans are suffering from weakening housing values, while one in five Indians have been outsourced.
*For Belle to consider making into an article*
Lt. Col. Andrew Horne (Ret.) has Announced His Candidacy for Senate!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l8qfFOJZDbg
Culter must have a new book. At any given time these "progressive" blogs are pimping beck, or o'reilly or culter . It's all about making a buck .
now that made me sick!
skip @ 46:
Oh holy bovine.
No one is making a buck. It was a joke. It is still a joke to those of us who are not humor-deprived.
I am taking care of things while John does actually recover from a virus. However, I know that he checks what we've done and I thought I get a little jibe at him.
I suggest plenty of fluids for John. Maybe waterboarding will get rid of that particular virus!
Oh, dear...won't O'Reilly love that one! lol
Democcrat Leadership in BOTH Houses are SELLING us out with NO END IN SIGHT!! Something has to be done and FAST!! We ALL know this is happening, but it appears we can't do anything to stop it. Anyone have any ideas? HELP!!
Is that really John Amato with Coulter? Looks more like Roger Clinton.
A man and his dog.
A word of advice John:
Love your pets, but don't love your pets.
Lisa: Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.
I hope he plans on burning the tux. You can never get those kinds of stains out.
Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Frink: (with sarcasm detector) Are you kidding me? This baby is right off the charts, mm-hai.
Comic Book Guy: A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
(Sarcasm detector explodes)
yeah yeah yeah.....that's not John.....and the skank with that person is a hooker.
no offense to hookers.................geeeeezzz that's one group of women I don't want to piss off.
Quick! Somebody get him to a doctor! He's got an ugly growth attached to his left ear!
Ever since Mother Theresa passed away, lepers are so 'Last Millennium', y'know? Nowadays, when it comes to showing compassion for those horribly diseased souls considered too repulsive to remain in polite society, you gotta step it up a notch!!
not that i know any hookers ...cause I don't.... but...........nevermind.....gn folks
That may be Amato, but she ain't a tomato....
but I'll betcha she would give Monica Lewinski a run for her money............you know......just sayin.
Not saying that Ann doesn't have any "feminine" curves, but I'll bet that if she turns sideways and sticks out her tongue, she looks like a zipper.
I'm just sayin'.....
bamaliberal @ 64:
yeah.....but the same could be said about a 2 by 4
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/time100_ann_coulter.jpg
Powkat @ 2:
We have a winner!
No, no. Not to worry. It's an "Ann Coulter and Fat Cat" cut-out. You put your head above the cutout tuxedo and appear as a fat cat sharing a photo with AC. Very popular at right-wing conventions, I'm told. (This also explains the greater redness of JA's face: JA's under a very hot light; AC's lighting is from the original photo.)
I am no longer the walrus, thanks to global warming.
Someone had some video of mAnn (maybe Ameicablog) and I was just amazed watching its' Adams apple move up and down while it spoke ( I watched with the sound off- my stomach can't take listening to it). For several weeks after that I closely observed women that were speaking to me and never saw any movement in their throats that I saw with mAnn.
So, my question is, what in the hell is that vile creature? I'd hate to have to claim it as a member of my gender but would also dislike saying it is female.
Oh , I get it!! It's supposed to be one of those pictures that, after you get the film developed, you can see horrible ghoulish images that are supposed to be manifestations of a terrible and frightening spirit-world just beyond our own.
But this just looks like a picture of a guy all dressed up, but there's some
sh*tcrap smudged on the lens...LongTooth @ 71:
Yeah, but Jackasses get published.
Bubble burster @ 66:
That picture doesn't prove shit. All tuxedos look the same, Ann Coulter always wears that dress and the fires of hell are always on her arse.
:lol:
So, John's doing Ann? Gag me! I quit everything! I'm moving to Vietnam. We already lost there and we won't be back.
God Bless the USA, before it's to late! Please?
Peace, and most of all LOVE!
PJ
Powkat @ 2:
Looks more like John with an Anal cyst.
I heard she smells like foot and ass.
hmmmmm.... can we get a 'hand check' ?
not a bad Pshp effort altho' it's hard
to duplicate that 'undead skin tone'
of Ms. Coldturd.....
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WE win with solutions NOT censorship.
I didn't know John was a homosexual.
For all the good people on the thread claiming this image was photoshopped, I have even more disturbing news. John was also caught with Pamela Juggs doing the dirty in the back room of the big Pajamas Media Christmas bash. All my illusions have been shattered.
I love this site, but every time i read a blog on here i don't like it's Nicole Belle.
Class warfare is ok when it's against rich heathen Mormons.
It takes a lot of gall for an ex-male cheerleader to be against gay marriage.
This site needs to work on getting Dark Horse to republish its Oktane series.
It would be very relevant regarding the current political atmosphere.
*sniff* John, how could you? ;-)
omg pooor John...does he need a Nurse with Hazmat training I will be right over ( I would have to review all of my fungus treatments and anti venoms...and I am not sure if I have anything for THE Plague....but I will check my bag....)
And Nicole you always do a wonderful job...if you ever need any help the humble little Watergate Summer would love to help....( we are great at music and Roundups..)
Hang in there ( that was for you Nicole...I don't think I should say that to John with present company at his side).
( okay all joking aside...john if you are sick get better soon.... we need you...)
This is exactly what happens when any old person blogs any old thing they want, (instead of our highly qualified MSM journalists). You could give someone a heart attack. Bloggers must be MUZZLED before it's too late. :)
Most people don't mind any costs associated with energy-efficient devices.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . breaking news :-)
First: Published Nov 12, 2007
http://www.perrspectives.com/blog/archives/000819.htm
"As Mike Huckabee, darling of the religious right put it just last week:
"I think I'm stronger than most people because I truly understand the nature of the war that we are in with Islamo fascism. These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree."
Second: Published Dec 14, 2007, 7:20 p.m. Eastern
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59222
Huckabee's theology degree? Now says ain't necessarily so
Campaign admits candidate doesn't have claimed religious credential
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told the Christian Broadcasting Network he had a theology degree, he told voters in Iowa he had a theology degree, he repeated the claim in last month's CNN YouTube debate ... but, his campaign now says, it was not true.
#2, Powkat is the easy victor.
Oh, and John - get well soon. Viri are a bitch, 'cos ya just gotta ride 'em out.
hareli @ 89:
Let's see if that makes it to CNN, Fux, or MSNBC ...probably not.
But if Obama slips a fart at a rally, that'll be on Hardball.
Gleen Beck was on the Flagship network of CNN today with Wolf Blitzer and it was bad
I,, Mike Meyer,wish to state that the number 1-202-225-0100 is, in my belief the number of the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. I have PERSONALLY called this number both with a rotary dial phone and a push button phone and all times, with a correct dialing, get THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE's office. ONE should concider that number 1-202-225-0100 the ONLY TRUTHFUL STATEMENT in anything I say. The rest is all the mearest of conjecture and unless DOCUMENTED, a possible lie, none the less MY opinion. AS TO THE CAPS I concider it an artform I personally see beauty in and I'm saddened when others are INSENTITIVE to my work.
here's a link http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/category/glenn-beck/
Tequila @ 83:
Aside: Samuel Jackson was a muthafuckin cheerleader!
The Political Junkie @ 36:
Hey, it isn't what you think. They just wanted to tip a beer and then go score some babes together.
I stopped listening to Nicole when she started pimping Gardasil for big pharma as some kinda savior for little girls.
Well, except the part about ' DC business hours only', that could be TRUE, also.
Rockrocky77 @ 92:
woops typo Glenn Beck not Gleen Beck.
That picture just goes to show, once again, the importance of using a product like Ti-D-Bowl™ or Saniflush™ at least once-a-month!
Woo-hoo! I'm #100! Yaaaayyyyyyy!!1!
Mann and Nick sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Hope you are better from your flu - you will never recover from her/him whatever...
At least she dresses her John Amato lookalike tumor in a tux.
I think that crazy traitor lives on chemo, which she buys by the case and mixes with Vodka.
She doesn't eat, because she's afraid the food will humanize her.
Weird, though, that her tumors look like liberals.
Man is Maher going to be pissed.
john better be participating in some "double-blind thingy" or something because that is just so wrong.
well that makes sense..now we know why he is sick.
After the Money’s Gone
By PAUL KRUGMAN
don't worry! It seams photoshoped
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2318691
LOL! Unfortunately I have to admit that I doubt that photo - John has downed two bottles of vodka, otherwise the "red" lighting (only on him) couldn't be explained - but either way, nobody's been 'had', because no matter what happened, he was indeed 'down with a virus' and 'taking plenty of liquids'.
Ohio SecState Bruner calls for touchscreen voting to be BANNED:
http://www.bradblog.com/?p=5443
Let the record show that at no time did I attempt to lower the dignity of this discussion with vulgar and immature references to the fact that science is at a loss to explain how the image of mAnn Coulter mysteriously appears when sufferers of explosive diarrhea and irritable bowel syndrome are photographed. (they think it might be some kinda "Kirlian" thing...)
The virus might be 'the clap', John
ThePromenader @ 109:
Er, Bingo.
Coulter with guest
Vive le Photoshop!
Odd - I can't seem to comment.
I can't post a link? I found the original photo...
Run far, far away John so you can start the detoxification process. Quick!
So?
John likes transvestite prostitutes.
Doesn't everyone.
LOL! Is it the website you're blocking?
Go to "MediaBistro" (dot com) and add the following...
/fishbowlny/original/time100_ann_coulter.jpg
Who's the tranny with John?
Congress Gives Bush His War Funds
Confirmed. Anyhoo, that's http://mediabistro(dot)com/fishbowlny/original/time100_ann_coulter.jpg
Vive le Photoshop!
Liquidation of Empire
Liquidation of Empire
http://www.antiwar.com/prather/?articleid=12058
John-I know why you're ill; you're with Ann Coulter!!!
So what kind of virus did Ann give John?
I hope it is not catching!
Interest rates down to 396%-Nothin but the Bush economy
Lot of mathematics required to grasp the extension of Bushs errors
Powkat @ 2:
THAT TYPE OF VIRUS COULD BE FATAL. :(
I hope he can get treatment and be cured. I HOPE.
Nicole if you think you got had wait until John unwrapps his "gift", he'll probley run out of the room screaming...
bill w @ 126:
Geez, ya'll are all wrong
that's NOT a virus...
its a plague on humanity!
Spit or Swallow.
Ahhh Nicole, you underestimate the power of the 'little black dress' when combined with a naked 'Adams Apple'! makes a grown man cry...
Look at that unhealthy pallor...right out of the the mortuary!
ANNthrax...
Who's John standing with? Gregg Allman? ;)
StirFry @ 76:
...one could also say that she smells like foot IN ass.
FLMAO! I'm not sure that is what they mean't by keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer. But I hope John pinched Skeletor in the pelvic bone for good measure.
StirFry @ 76:
Yes, but that's just the smell of the bs that's always emanating from her mouth.
I recently had a terrible bacteria infection that left me ravaged, I feel for John. That photo is absolutely hilarious.
Powkat @ 2:
Best comment I've seen in a long time. Still giggling...
Che's Lounge @ 23:
That was hysterical!
I've been so sick the last ten days and Jamie photo-shops this pic...too funny....
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Powkat @ 2:
Funniest thing that I've read in a long time, and that is going some on this blog...
Oh, hope you're feeling better Mr. Amato!
My goodness. That's an ugly boil or something. He really is sick.
I love liberal humor!
Check this out ---> http://bigdanblogger.blogspot.com/2007/12/christmas-stamps.html
Sooo, It's a picture of two guys, whats the fuss?
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Powkat @ 2:
Now THAT was a cleverly hilarious comment!
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