In the "Holy" Bible you find Racism, sexism and bigotry galore.
The deaths millions of innocents are chronicled in page after page of this appalling book.
There is no question that this book is repulsive.
It has no place in a modern, civilized nation.
We currently use the Bible throughout American society.
We do that, in large part, because most Americans have never read the bible* and have no idea how disgusting it is.
* We read from this book at weddings and funerals.
* We force people to put their hands on this book in court.
* We find copies of the Bible in nearly every hotel room in America.
The Bible demands that we kill everyone who works on the Sabbath.
The Bible commands us to kill teenagers who drink too much.
The Bible empowers us to enslave people of other nations.
The Bible commands that we oppress women and kill people who happen to be homosexual.
A book this repulsive has no place in our society.
It is time for the intelligent, thoughtful people of this nation to acknowledge this simple fact and act on it.
Here's the thing, given the absolutely abhorrent nature of The "Holy" Bible, how is it that anyone that prescribes to the philosophies in this book has any credibility whatsoever?
Explain that to me, please, I'd love to hear it.
Yet its proponents absolutely dominate and have a strangle-hold over American Political Life to the point where whack jobs like Romney and Huckabee are taken seriously?
This is the 21st Century, how much longer will we, as a rational, and open-minded people, be forced to put up with and tolerate this gibberish and nonsense?
~Nyc
*"There aren't a lot of things in this world that one can be sure of, but I do know this; anytime you go by a House of Worship, of any
size, and of any denomination, that's filled to its rafters with people, you can be certain that the vast majority of those people haven't actually taken the time out to read The Bible, or whatever Ancient, "Sacred Text" that they subscribe to, because if they had read it, and comprehended it, then that House of Worship would be nearly empty."
Just a few days ago there was an entry complaining about the WaPo's fashion writer making a hub-bub over Romney's hair. So now it's okay to reduce the debate over presidential candidates to their appearance?
I am so SICK of intellectual light weights even being encouraged on the national political scene. Is this some shit we have to live with for the rest of our lives during every election?? Pick the dumbest looking guy- hey! I can have a beer with a dumb guy !! Yah, he deserves to be preznit ! Shows what character anybody who would pick somebody like this really has-- none !
Is Gomer Pyle like an old style conservative? I don't think so since everyone in Hollywood knew he was gay.
And is it just me or does Huckabee seem more like Regean than Bush ever tried to pretend to be. Nor is Bushism and Neo-conism true conservative instead of just plain criminal tactics. Huckabee is just an oldstyle conservative. Huckabee is NOT a radical, not when compared to neo-cons who are the true radicals of the conservative movement.
Idzppln@32 People like you crack me up. Liberals even in these horrible times can loosen up and laugh a bit. This is one of the many things that separate us from the uptight, always angry Repubs. You need to get laid.
Mike Fuckabee has enough problems without being compared to Gomer Pyle. His incredibly obese son has been revealed as a dog torturer who makes Michael Vick look small time.
Just a few days ago there was an entry complaining about the WaPo's fashion writer making a hub-bub over Romney's hair. So now it's okay to reduce the debate over presidential candidates to their appearance?
Jim Nabors is nice, intelligent, has amazing talent, perhaps one of the best tenors of our time. the only thing he has in common with huck is that they are gay.
But Jim is nice to his friends, an unreal humanitarian and a human being.
Huck is like Larry Craig. He hates the homo he loves.
Sun, 12/16/2007 - 15:55 — robert crush (not verified)
Welll... gooollllleee.
What do you mean my son caught a stray dog, hung it by its neck, slit its throat and left it to die? Welll heck... that's just what most people do down har in Georgia.
"Curtain up, light the lights",...........Jim taught me all of Ethels biggest hits, and I just looovvvve singin' "Moonshine lulabye" from Annie git yore gun. That's Jim's favor rite too, you should see him do the Rose part in Gypsy, it simply takes my breath away. And now I'm askin' you to caucus for me in I-O-wee.
cut from the same cloth. On thing Gomer wouldn't do is allow his son to torture and kill animals. To back Michael Vick didn't have a white father who was Governor because he could have gotten his case squashed like Huckabee did for his son. Look for Huck Junior to move on to killing humans next. That's how all the killers start, yes with pets and animals then they move on to killing people. Now that good news for the Republican Party. Yes the next US President will except gifts for bribes and his son will start killing humans. Huck better appoint Gonzales as his AG and put Fingers Foley, Cunningham, DeLay and other perverts, criminals and corrupt GOP back in office. We can be proud that our next President is an open lying crook while using God's name and his son will become a serial killer who is protected by the DOJ. I know Gonzales's sister Teresa the career drug leader will be glad she can get back to selling drugs without worrying about the Police.
1. I agree, the comparison is a slur to Jim Nabors. I saw him on Rodeo Drive back in 1984, coming out of some expensive store with a bag in his hand, big smile on his face. Almost looked like he was "in character."
2. myiq2xu@46. No, Mayberry is in North Carolina. I'm proud to be from Arkansas, home of Bill Clinton and REAL Democratic statesmen like J. William Fulbright, John McClellan, Dale Bumpers and David Pryor. OK, OK, and racist pigs like Orval Faubus and Justice Jim Johnson -- we're not all perfect.
3. Say what you will about Huck (and I probably will), but he DID lose a lot of weight several years ago, and I think I read somewhere that he encouraged a lot of other people in Arkansas to lose weight. Sure hope one of them was my ex-wife!
Here's the thing, given the absolutely abhorrent nature of The "Holy" Bible, how is it that anyone that prescribes to the philosophies in this book has any credibility whatsoever?
Happy to oblige:
We find in the writings of [Jesus'] biographers matter of two distinct descriptions.
First, a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.
Intermixed with these, again, are sublime ideas of the Supreme Being, aphorisms, and precepts of the purist morality and benevolence, sanctioned by a life of humility, innocence, and simplicity of manners, neglect of riches, absence of wordly ambition and honors, with an eloquence and persuasiveness which have not been surpassed.
These could not be the intentions of the groveling authors who related them. They are far beyond the powers of their feeble minds. They there was a character, a subject of their history, whose splendid conceptions were above suspicion as being interpolations from their hands.
Here's the thing, given the absolutely abhorrent nature of The "Holy" Bible, how is it that anyone that prescribes to the philosophies in this book has any credibility whatsoever?
Happy to oblige:
We find in the writings of [Jesus'] biographers matter of two distinct descriptions.
First, a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.
Intermixed with these, again, are sublime ideas of the Supreme Being, aphorisms, and precepts of the purist morality and benevolence, sanctioned by a life of humility, innocence, and simplicity of manners, neglect of riches, absence of wordly ambition and honors, with an eloquence and persuasiveness which have not been surpassed.
These could not be the intentions of the groveling authors who related them. They are far beyond the powers of their feeble minds. They there was a character, a subject of their history, whose splendid conceptions were above suspicion as being interpolations from their hands.
Huckleberry's nothing but a Born-Again Redneck! The Religious Right is feeling all wet and moist now, they have a replacement for their first Goober, the Born -Again Drunk from Texas!
Here's the thing, given the absolutely abhorrent nature of The "Holy" Bible, how is it that anyone that prescribes to the philosophies in this book has any credibility whatsoever?
Happy to oblige:
We find in the writings of [Jesus'] biographers matter of two distinct descriptions.
First, a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.
Intermixed with these, again, are sublime ideas of the Supreme Being, aphorisms, and precepts of the purist morality and benevolence, sanctioned by a life of humility, innocence, and simplicity of manners, neglect of riches, absence of wordly ambition and honors, with an eloquence and persuasiveness which have not been surpassed.
These could not be the intentions of the groveling authors who related them. They are far beyond the powers of their feeble minds. They there was a character, a subject of their history, whose splendid conceptions were above suspicion as being interpolations from their hands.
--Thomas Jefferson, 1920
Damn fine writing for a 177-year-old man.
Thomas Paine:
The Bible represents God to be a changeable, passionate, vindictive Being; making a world and then drowning it, afterwards repenting of what he had done, and promising not to do so again. Setting one nation to cut the throats of another, and stopping the course of the sun till the butchery should be done. But the works of God in the Creation preach to us another doctrine. In that vast volume we see nothing to give us the idea of a changeable, passionate, vindictive God; everything we there behold impresses us with a contrary idea — that of unchangeableness and of eternal order, harmony, and goodness. The sun and the seasons return at their appointed time, and everything in the Creation proclaims that God is unchangeable. Now, which am I to believe, a book that any impostor might make and call the 'word of God,' or the Creation itself which none but an Almighty Power could make? For the Bible says one thing, and the Creation says the contrary. The Bible represents God with all the passions of a mortal, and the Creation proclaims him with all the attributes of a God.It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man.
Damn finer writing from a 177-year-old man.
A Jefferson quote (or three) as a counterpoint:
And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors.
Two:
The whole history of these books [the Gospels] is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt minute enquiry into it: and such tricks have been played with their text, and with the texts of other books relating to them, that we have a right, from that cause, to entertain much doubt what parts of them are genuine. In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills.
And Three:
But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
And Four:
Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.
So glad to see this. Every time I see Huckabee - all I can think of is Gomer Pyle. The responses to the photos are the best ever! You people really made my day.
Pundits and the media always say that part of the reason Dennis Kucinich isn't "electable" is because he's too short and has an unappealing haircut. Why aren't they holding Huckabee's goofy looks against him? (I know, it's a matter of opinion, and it's superficial. But they started it.)
One is a tool of the the military-industrial complex, the other one plays one on tv. Amerikkka is useless to the rest of the world anymore. Our only export is war.
1. I agree, the comparison is a slur to Jim Nabors. I saw him on Rodeo Drive back in 1984, coming out of some expensive store with a bag in his hand, big smile on his face. Almost looked like he was "in character."
2. myiq2xu@46. No, Mayberry is in North Carolina. I'm proud to be from Arkansas, home of Bill Clinton and REAL Democratic statesmen like J. William Fulbright, John McClellan, Dale Bumpers and David Pryor. OK, OK, and racist pigs like Orval Faubus and Justice Jim Johnson -- we're not all perfect.
3. Say what you will about Huck (and I probably will), but he DID lose a lot of weight several years ago, and I think I read somewhere that he encouraged a lot of other people in Arkansas to lose weight. Sure hope one of them was my ex-wife!
I'm from NC, and Mayberry is a fictional town. It exists only in Andy Griffith reruns.
Schizamm! If Huckabee wins can we call him Gomer? He'll probably make a "citizens arrest" of everyone in the country that doesn't agree with him. I think Otis would make a good Attorney General.
Actually, Huckabee looks more like the bastard offspring resulting from Richard Nixon taking advantage of a drunk Jim Nabors. I could even imaging his presidential catch phrase, "Well, gooolly, I'm not a crook. (Psst! OK, I AM a crook, but the damn Jews are out to get me!)" Of course, he could just join Reagan, Ollie North, Rumsfeld, Bush the First, Bush the Second, Al-Bear-Toe Gon-Zaa-Lez, Dick Cheney, Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham, Dennis Hastert (about Mark Foley), Larry Craig, Ted Stevens, Karl Rove, "Scooter" Libbey, etc., etc. and just answer everything by lying: "I don't recall."
Though the image I can't get out of my head is of the pre-weight-loss Huckabee wishing Canada luck on saving their "national igloo" from the great state of Arkansas. He looked decisively less Nixon-y there. Jim Nabors + Giant Penguin. I blame C&L...
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The one on the left has a better singing voice
But a failure in his arm deoderant.
Please don't insult Gomer Pyle this way!
Underarms.
hockaloogie has the piles?
I am saying what the other poster says....don't INSULT Jim Nabors, better know as
Gomer Pyle.
Gooooooolly !
cheney as Bilko
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/6373/bilkozl0.jpg
ShaaaaZam!!
Cheney as Bilko
The scheming is the same, just Bilko was ethical
No way could Gomer Pyle be related to the trogledyte on the right.
Goobers with Raisinets
Well, here's some GOOD NEWS for HUCK FINN -- Huckabee Also Gets Endorsement From Talk Show Host: The ‘Church Lady’
The American people are fed up with all of you!
surpriiise surpriiise surpriiise!
Maybe so but the one on the left became the smarter one. The one on the right never evolved into much.
hoppity hop hop hoppity hop hop look at that rapture bunny go
Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!
Are you saying that Huckabee is gay?
Poor Gomer... to be compared to a con-man grifter of a baptist minister...oh, the humanity!
From The God Is Imaginary website:
Here's the thing, given the absolutely abhorrent nature of The "Holy" Bible, how is it that anyone that prescribes to the philosophies in this book has any credibility whatsoever?
Explain that to me, please, I'd love to hear it.
Yet its proponents absolutely dominate and have a strangle-hold over American Political Life to the point where whack jobs like Romney and Huckabee are taken seriously?
This is the 21st Century, how much longer will we, as a rational, and open-minded people, be forced to put up with and tolerate this gibberish and nonsense?
~Nyc
*"There aren't a lot of things in this world that one can be sure of, but I do know this; anytime you go by a House of Worship, of any
size, and of any denomination, that's filled to its rafters with people, you can be certain that the vast majority of those people haven't actually taken the time out to read The Bible, or whatever Ancient, "Sacred Text" that they subscribe to, because if they had read it, and comprehended it, then that House of Worship would be nearly empty."
Gawllly! Hay shore looks like the re-in-car-nation of Richard. Milhaus. Nixon!
Looks like this post was separated at birth from this one at Shakesville. ;)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Space Cowboy @ 21:
Wow....frightening....let's upload that one for prosperity sake: http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9247/hucknaborsae1510se8.jpg
Well, GoooLEEEE, CAL owes me an apology!
actually, gomer pyle is far more intelligent than fuckaby.
Pyle wouldn't hide behind the bible nor would he hate gays.
There's also something very Charles Logan (the corrupt President in 24) about his face, with a bit of Kevin Spacey thrown in too
Actually Naomi Watts had it right in I <3 Huckabees.
~Nyc
Isn't Jim Nabors gay? He was one of Hollywood's long-term 'confirmed bachelors' for many years.
Gives the whole separated-at-birth thing a different dimension.
I'd trust Gomer Pyle with the keys to the kingdom a lot more than I would Huckabee.
Look closely at Phuckabee's eyes. I see mental illness and a touch of desperation.
Just a few days ago there was an entry complaining about the WaPo's fashion writer making a hub-bub over Romney's hair. So now it's okay to reduce the debate over presidential candidates to their appearance?
One thing for sure, at least Gomer wouldn't lie about why Jeff Gannon is his BFF.
I am so SICK of intellectual light weights even being encouraged on the national political scene. Is this some shit we have to live with for the rest of our lives during every election?? Pick the dumbest looking guy- hey! I can have a beer with a dumb guy !! Yah, he deserves to be preznit ! Shows what character anybody who would pick somebody like this really has-- none !
Well, Jim Nabors was gay - but the way evangelical Repubs have been going lately, the Huck may be too.
Is Gomer Pyle like an old style conservative? I don't think so since everyone in Hollywood knew he was gay.
And is it just me or does Huckabee seem more like Regean than Bush ever tried to pretend to be. Nor is Bushism and Neo-conism true conservative instead of just plain criminal tactics. Huckabee is just an oldstyle conservative. Huckabee is NOT a radical, not when compared to neo-cons who are the true radicals of the conservative movement.
Idzppln@32 People like you crack me up. Liberals even in these horrible times can loosen up and laugh a bit. This is one of the many things that separate us from the uptight, always angry Repubs. You need to get laid.
Also check out Romney/Ted Danson--separated at birth too?
Romney
Ted Danson
Forest Gump, he is.
Hmmm, in another vein, when I look at Huckabee I see only a *fictional* president:
http://www.reason.com/UserFiles/Image/dweigel/250pxpresident_charles_log...
Mike Fuckabee has enough problems without being compared to Gomer Pyle. His incredibly obese son has been revealed as a dog torturer who makes Michael Vick look small time.
ldzppln @ 32:
Yes. 12/15 changed everything.
Pvt. Pyle served his country in uniform, Huckabee did not.
Jim Nabors is nice, intelligent, has amazing talent, perhaps one of the best tenors of our time. the only thing he has in common with huck is that they are gay.
But Jim is nice to his friends, an unreal humanitarian and a human being.
Huck is like Larry Craig. He hates the homo he loves.
"I was never married to Rock Hudson. We dated briefly but thsoe dates were chaperoned by Merv Griffin."
Is Mayberry in Arkansas?
Actually, when I look at Huckleberry I am reminded of Larry "Wide Stance" Craig. They both look like they just saw the sign for the men's room.
Jim Nabors is/was a baritone, not a tenor, unless he sits on cold concrete. (;>
jmac @ 39:
Yoda, you are.
Is this hockaloogy when he puts on his Dr. Dentons?
http://www.thecrypts.org/imforum/serials/marvel2.jpg
Welll... gooollllleee.
What do you mean my son caught a stray dog, hung it by its neck, slit its throat and left it to die? Welll heck... that's just what most people do down har in Georgia.
One of these guys is an ignorant hick that would lead the country from one calamity to the next.
The other is Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Huckabee looks more like Huckleberry Hound.
"Curtain up, light the lights",...........Jim taught me all of Ethels biggest hits, and I just looovvvve singin' "Moonshine lulabye" from Annie git yore gun. That's Jim's favor rite too, you should see him do the Rose part in Gypsy, it simply takes my breath away. And now I'm askin' you to caucus for me in I-O-wee.
cut from the same cloth. On thing Gomer wouldn't do is allow his son to torture and kill animals. To back Michael Vick didn't have a white father who was Governor because he could have gotten his case squashed like Huckabee did for his son. Look for Huck Junior to move on to killing humans next. That's how all the killers start, yes with pets and animals then they move on to killing people. Now that good news for the Republican Party. Yes the next US President will except gifts for bribes and his son will start killing humans. Huck better appoint Gonzales as his AG and put Fingers Foley, Cunningham, DeLay and other perverts, criminals and corrupt GOP back in office. We can be proud that our next President is an open lying crook while using God's name and his son will become a serial killer who is protected by the DOJ. I know Gonzales's sister Teresa the career drug leader will be glad she can get back to selling drugs without worrying about the Police.
Rudy = Colonel Klink.
1. I agree, the comparison is a slur to Jim Nabors. I saw him on Rodeo Drive back in 1984, coming out of some expensive store with a bag in his hand, big smile on his face. Almost looked like he was "in character."
2. myiq2xu@46. No, Mayberry is in North Carolina. I'm proud to be from Arkansas, home of Bill Clinton and REAL Democratic statesmen like J. William Fulbright, John McClellan, Dale Bumpers and David Pryor. OK, OK, and racist pigs like Orval Faubus and Justice Jim Johnson -- we're not all perfect.
3. Say what you will about Huck (and I probably will), but he DID lose a lot of weight several years ago, and I think I read somewhere that he encouraged a lot of other people in Arkansas to lose weight. Sure hope one of them was my ex-wife!
Gomer Pyle/homophile (not!)
Now this is funny.
After he lost 400 pounds, Private (H)uckabee looked surprisingly like the former Governor of the Latrine.
Methinks the Huckster resembles "the Goob" much more than Gomer.
"Shazam! Is that a dog hanging from that tree? Junior, get me a rock."
Dustin de Wynde @ 19:
Happy to oblige:
Sorry, "They [show] there was a character, a subject of their history..."
I have more respect for Gomer. Period.
Paul in LA @ 62:
Damn fine writing for a 177-year-old man.
Tim in Japan @ 61:
LOL.
Sgt. Carter: Pyle, my old grandmother could do better than that.
Gomer Pyle: Well, bless her heart.
If Huck begins to sing "Oh, My Papa" I'm buying an assault rifle with a telescope.
Jim Nabors = A Good & Decent human being. Huckabee, not so much.
I was just saying the other day how Huckabee looked like Jim Nabors.
Well, I sure hate to see anyone take a swipe at Pvt. Pyle, and this also makes Sgt. Carter mad. Please dont piss him off like that
BEFORE / AFTER
Dr. Matt @ 23:
Well, surprisingly enough, the Huckster DOES have cuter dimples!
Otherwise I'd take Gomer over the other goober any day of the week.
Huckleberry's nothing but a Born-Again Redneck! The Religious Right is feeling all wet and moist now, they have a replacement for their first Goober, the Born -Again Drunk from Texas!
lovedog @ 40:
lol... his leadership style would probably be much the same...
in the spirit of comparisons... Tom Tancredo and Henry Gibson from Rowan & Martin's Laugh In:
http://us.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1061/Mptv/1061/1941-0044.jpg.html?hint=n...
http://teamtancredo.org/
(sorry, couldn't find a better pic of Mr. Gibson)...
Rusty Shackleford @ 65:
Thomas Paine:
The Bible represents God to be a changeable, passionate, vindictive Being; making a world and then drowning it, afterwards repenting of what he had done, and promising not to do so again. Setting one nation to cut the throats of another, and stopping the course of the sun till the butchery should be done. But the works of God in the Creation preach to us another doctrine. In that vast volume we see nothing to give us the idea of a changeable, passionate, vindictive God; everything we there behold impresses us with a contrary idea — that of unchangeableness and of eternal order, harmony, and goodness. The sun and the seasons return at their appointed time, and everything in the Creation proclaims that God is unchangeable. Now, which am I to believe, a book that any impostor might make and call the 'word of God,' or the Creation itself which none but an Almighty Power could make? For the Bible says one thing, and the Creation says the contrary. The Bible represents God with all the passions of a mortal, and the Creation proclaims him with all the attributes of a God.It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man.
Damn finer writing from a 177-year-old man.
A Jefferson quote (or three) as a counterpoint:
And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors.
Two:
The whole history of these books [the Gospels] is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt minute enquiry into it: and such tricks have been played with their text, and with the texts of other books relating to them, that we have a right, from that cause, to entertain much doubt what parts of them are genuine. In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills.
And Three:
But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
And Four:
Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.
I believe the word is....SHABAM!
Gomer Pyle: "My gawd. That idiot looks like me. Where can I get plastic surgery? Quick?"
GOLLLLLLLLLEE!...I LOOK THE SCHMUCKABEE!
I meant look LIKE the Schmuckabee....sorry
I love C&L, but I would prefer not to see posts like this.
I love C&L, but posts like this are lame and embarrassing. This is a dumb-ass Rush Limbaugh tactic.
Stupid people look alike
So glad to see this. Every time I see Huckabee - all I can think of is Gomer Pyle. The responses to the photos are the best ever! You people really made my day.
Pundits and the media always say that part of the reason Dennis Kucinich isn't "electable" is because he's too short and has an unappealing haircut. Why aren't they holding Huckabee's goofy looks against him? (I know, it's a matter of opinion, and it's superficial. But they started it.)
nigel @ 9:
And Bilko actually served in the Army.
He may be a little more honorable, but he's STILL President Goober's little brother.
Otay @ 77:
LMAO!!!!!!
One is a tool of the the military-industrial complex, the other one plays one on tv. Amerikkka is useless to the rest of the world anymore. Our only export is war.
It's...it's...it's GOMER SHUCKABEE!
jmike @ 56:
I'm from NC, and Mayberry is a fictional town. It exists only in Andy Griffith reruns.
I'd love to see somebody do one of those image merges with Huckabee and Richard Nixon. There are times when Huckabee looks uncannily like Nixon!
Pete
Schizamm! If Huckabee wins can we call him Gomer? He'll probably make a "citizens arrest" of everyone in the country that doesn't agree with him. I think Otis would make a good Attorney General.
Why does Gomer have his mouth so wide open, for a Big Mac?
Gooolie sarge
its huckle berry hound
Golly!!
It's actually an insult to Jim Nabors.
You just noticed that? Jeez.
Actually, Huckabee looks more like the bastard offspring resulting from Richard Nixon taking advantage of a drunk Jim Nabors. I could even imaging his presidential catch phrase, "Well, gooolly, I'm not a crook. (Psst! OK, I AM a crook, but the damn Jews are out to get me!)" Of course, he could just join Reagan, Ollie North, Rumsfeld, Bush the First, Bush the Second, Al-Bear-Toe Gon-Zaa-Lez, Dick Cheney, Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham, Dennis Hastert (about Mark Foley), Larry Craig, Ted Stevens, Karl Rove, "Scooter" Libbey, etc., etc. and just answer everything by lying: "I don't recall."
Though the image I can't get out of my head is of the pre-weight-loss Huckabee wishing Canada luck on saving their "national igloo" from the great state of Arkansas. He looked decisively less Nixon-y there. Jim Nabors + Giant Penguin. I blame C&L...
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