Mike's Blog Round Up
The Rude Pundit: Please don't waterboard Santa, Rudy!
The Pentagon is burning billions to equip the soldier of the future. With DANGER ROOM's Holiday gift guide, you can spend thousands, to get pretty much the same gear, today! Besides, who wouldn't love a lil' pink Taser for Christmas?
Make Them Accountable: Media malfeasance alerts and other valuable information on the press
Nieman Watchdog: Dan Froomkin points out that GOP presidential candidates avoid talking about G-Dub, for obvious reasons. Journalists should press them to say what they think of Bush's legacy.
Lawyers, Guns and Money: The 'Vote Fraud' fraud
BAGnewsNotes: Romney: A shadow of the real deal
OFF THE BEATEN PATH: Nameless Cynic, Napoleon's Egypt, NPR Check, Bay Area Houston, Halfway There
I love having "Off the Beaten Path" back again. It gives bloggers some attention who don't write about politics every day. Good on you, John!
Please DO waterboard Rudy, Santa!
Clarence Thomas 'Doesn't like being Supreme Court judge'.
That's no surprise.
How would you like being the only token male African-American?
Hey, Hey, Rudy 'sneaked' over 2,000 boxes of out of City Hall before he left.
But he showed great restraint.
He only married five of them.
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The 'Soldier of the Future' is going to be the Biggest, Baddest, WMD the world has ever seen.
Imagine The Dummy, sitting in the Oval Office, with a flat screen and a joystick.
Wow, a whole new tone from the Rude Pundit. Serious talk about serious matters. I could not agree with him more. These bastards have woven a web and now they realize they are the prey in that web. They are desperate and vicious and evil.
Yeah, medical malfeasance is becoming a real problem.
We should cut off malpractice insurance for any doctor who castrates a guy with a tattooed dick, then stuffs it and uses it for a paperweight.
Interesting article on how NPR spins the Tom Hanks film Charlie Wilson's War without doing what Chalmers Johnson did, and that was to dig underneath to find out about the U.S.'s involvement in the Soviet-Afghan war of the early 1990s.
Welcome back, Mike. Great info.!
We should consider a significant change in our strategy in the War Against Terrorism.
What if, instead of spending hundreds of Billions of dollars to 'Support our Troops', we brought them all home, and just spent a few hundred Millions of dollars supporting Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda?
They seem to be destroying a hell of a lot of the Middle East, where the terrorists are, right now, imagine what they could do with our support.
'Lawyers, Guns, and Money'!
What a concept!
We should put a bounty on Lawyers, issue guns to all US citizens, declare the whole US a free-fire zone, and award a million dollars each week to the citizen who bags the most lawyers.
Hell, in less than a year, most of our problems would disappear.
Just consider Mitt a blazing Mormon meteorite, a flash in the sky, gone so quickly you can't be sure it wasn't just a figment.
And Huckabee, one of the thorns in the crown on Jaysus's head.
Those danger room gifts give me the heebie jeebies. WTF? We are becoming our own biggest danger.
Had to cancel my subscription to the Dallas Morning Nudes today.
It's bad enough when they print that gas bag slug son-of-a facist jonah goldberg,
But today was the second time in two weeks they printed a column by michelle (gri)malkin.
fascist.
Imagine Limbaugh stopping off at an All-You-Can-Eat Italian, Thai, Jewish, and Chinese buffet, and spending six hours there.
Imagine the next morning, when he takes his dump, and you're outside his mansion, down a manhole, recording the effluent coming out of his sewer.
When you get your 14-meg digital camera home, plug it into your desktop, and play it back on your 60-inch HD screen, you'll have a concept of Bush's legacy.
Why don't you just say Christmas gift? There's nothing proggressive about saying holiday, I really hope this shit doesn't start creeping into ireland.
So we are in an Asymetrical Media War. Perhaps it is time for some Independant E-luminating Diatribe (IED's) of our own.
And to all, have a REALLY Kinky Kwanzaa season.
I don't know why the Dems don't print a bunch of 'Bush is a Republican' signs, dress some folks up to look like republicans, have them attend all republican candidate campaign events, and shout 'BUSH, BUSH, BUSH' at every opportunity.
Preacher Boob @ 21:
I will have to research what Republicans wear. By the way, when they chant "Bush, Bush Bush" which "Bush" do they place the emphasis on?
I guess Preacher Boob, never needed a lawyer. Lucky man. I have a lot of good friends, good men and women, who're lawyers. They help a lot of people. A lot of Americans are already armed to the teeth and the country is a free-fire zone. All we need now is more mindless rhetoric encouraging murder and we're there, Preacher!
xoites defends Constitution @ 22:
I didn't mean they should copy everything republicans wear, skip the panty hose and crotchless briefs, just the outer wear will do. And the emphasis should be on the 'u's', pronounced 'oo', as in 'BOOSH, BOOSH, BOOSH'. A pause between the second 'O' and the 'S' would work well, as in 'BOO...SH, 'BOO...SH', 'BOO...SH'.
Mickey Finn @ 23:
I once thought I needed a lawyer, but I was wrong. My dog died, quickly and unexpectedly, on a weekend, and the kennels were closed. So I dialed 'LAWYERS 'R' US', and rented a shaggy-haired fetcher until Monday. Didn't work out.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE ASS*OLES EAT!!??
I CREATED LAWYERS SO PEOPLE WOULD FEAR HELL
skippy has a bit of an update on the writers strike, only in that, on the same day hollywood execs accuse the writers of not caring about the effect of the strike on the community, the producers also refuse to attend a los angeles city council meeting held to discuss the effect of the strike on the community (also, ratings proof that game/reality shows are losing to reruns of written shows this month).
BAGnewsNotes smackdown of aquanet romney rocked
Speaking of the writer's strike, seeing as it's almost Holidaymas, what if all we posters here on C&L demanded a raise from the scroogy penny-a-word Amato is paying us now, to two pennies-a-word?
Plus royalties on all our posts that are picked up by the MSM or conservative Blogs?
Seems only fair.
Here's the picket line /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Cross at your peril.
BREAKING NEWS!
Romney now claims that it was he who marched with Martin Luther King.
'The reason for the previous confusion about me saying my father marched with MLK, is because Martin Luther King was my father', Romney explained.
Hillary Hitches Her Wagon To The. Greatest. President. Ever
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