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Huckabee's faith-based campaign freaks out establishment

If anyone from Bush’s inner circle is going to defend Mike Huckabee’s Christian-centered presidential campaign, you’d think it would be Peter Wehner. Not only is Wehner, the former White House director of strategic initiatives, a self-described evangelical Christian conservative, but he also helped oversee Bush’s faith-based office. It’s not like the separation of church and state would be high on Wehner’s priority list.

And yet, in an interesting WaPo op-ed today, Wehner said Huckabee’s emphasis on religion is giving him a “queasy feeling,” because the former governor’s tack is “disturbing.”

After noting a litany of recent examples — the “Christian leader” ad, the talk of being God’s anointed candidate, the theological shots at Mormons, and the “birth of Christ” ad — Wehner suggests Huckabee is confused about his goals.

This is a man who, in 1998, when explaining to a Baptist pastors conference why he got involved in politics, answered, “I got into politics because I knew government didn’t have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives. . . . I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.”

Now isn’t that odd — a former pastor who leaves his ministry so he can get involved in politics because he “knew government didn’t have the real answers.”

Well, sure, when you put it that way, it is odd.

Wehner ends up focusing on how very unusual all of this, asking whether Huckabee is “playing the Jesus card in a way that is unlike anything we have quite seen before.”

Invoking one’s faith is not unprecedented in American politics and is not, by itself, disconcerting. It can even be reassuring. But it is also fraught with danger. If certain lines — inherently ambiguous lines — are crossed and faith becomes a tool in a political campaign, it can damage our civic comity and our politics and demean our faith. […]

Mike Huckabee, by all accounts a faithful Christian, may not have crossed any bright lines yet — but he’s edging close to them. He should pull back now, before his political ambitions injure what he claims to care about, and undoubtedly does care about, most.

All of this sounds quite persuasive, but I was on a radio show yesterday with my friend Bill Simmon who raised a good point: as aggressively as Huckabee is pushing a line, and as uncomfortable as he’s making a lot of people feel, there’s an upside — at least there won’t be any surprises from this guy.

In other words, Huckabee’s candidness has the benefit of transparency. There’s no real wink-wink here; Huckabee is laying it out there for all to see — on matters of faith, he’s a right-wing evangelical creationist who has admitted publicly that he wants to help take the nation “back for Christ.” It’s better for Americans to see that and evaluate those beliefs accordingly, than for Huckabee to believe this and keep his agenda under wraps.

To a certain extent, Huckabee is undermining American political norms and using Christianity in ways no credible, modern candidate has. But at a minimum, at least we know what we’re getting.

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Ben's picture

I wish I had a "Jesus Card" that I could play.

Shared Humanity's picture

I am spending this glorious Christmas Eve with my wife and 4 children, ages 24 to 17. I am a German Irish Catholic. My wife was raised in a conservative Jewish family. My fourth child, a wonderful 17 year old young man is African American. I have a 1st cousin who converted to Islam and is married to a Pakistani who is wonderful and accepting.

My older brother is spiritual but at best agnostic. I would like to wish everyone peace and happiness.

RepubAnon's picture

Reagan's great alliance between Wall Street money and Conservative Kristian (not Christian) foot soldiers was predicated upon the Kristians doing what Wall Street said... not the other way around. Having a Kristian get elected by promising to maybe throw the Wall Street types the occasional bone was never their plan.

Joe's picture

It's Christmas Eve for Jose's sake. Give politics a fucking rest... for Jesus.

dadams's picture

to really test just how faithful all these faith-based bastards are, they should allow the citizens to crucify them and the last one standing wins, pun intended.

MountainMan23's picture

Chris Hedges (Truthdig): The Evangelical Rebellion

The rise of Mike Huckabee as a presidential candidate represents a seismic shift in the tactics, ideology and direction of the radical Christian right. Huckabee may stumble and falter in later primaries, but his right-wing Christian populism is here to stay. Huckabee represents a new and potent force in American politics, and the neocons and corporate elite, who once viewed the yahoos of the Christian right as the useful idiots, are now confronted with the fact that they themselves are the ones who have been taken for a ride. Members of the Christian right, recruited into the Republican Party and manipulated to vote against their own interests around the issues of abortion and family values, are in rebellion. They are taking the party into new, uncharted territory. And they presage, especially with looming economic turmoil, the rise of a mass movement that could demolish what is left of American democracy and set the stage for a Christian fascism.
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well worth reading ..

Preacher Boob's picture

One thing you gotta admit, if Huckabee were elected, it would sure change politics as we know it.

Imagine inauguration day 2009, now known as 'First National Prayer Day' (subtitled, 'Brought to you by First Nation Bank').

There'll be Huckabee, giving a sermon, and the Marine Corps Choir singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers', lustily. As prayer attendees are overcome by the emotion of the parayer, and rush toward Huckabee, special SS agents, now known as 'Angelic Helpers', who are trained in the 'Healing Arts', will lay hands upon the swooning faithfull, who will be reinvigorated, and jump in ecstasy, and roll upon the White House lawn, and loudly express their 'Everlasting 'Oneness' with Huckabee and 'God''.

Designated 'Pastors' (formerly known as Interns) will pass among the devoted throngs, each time the crowd seems to reach an evangelical 'Peak', passing buckets along the rows for the collection of 'Love Taxes', which will take the place of the hated IRS.

Atheists, agnostics, and others 'Not of the Christian Faith' will be able to view the 'First National Prayer Day' convocation from designated meeting areas scattered around the country, provided with 12' non-HD B&W TV receivers. Smaller buckets will be periodically passed among them, and the 'Pastors' will be armed.

That'll just be the opening 'ceremony' of the new presidency, you can imagine the rest.
It'll be a cross between something scripted by Dante and illustrated by Bosch, and a National Orthodox Jews of Israel celebration at the Wailing Wall.

Invasion14's picture

Yeah, but can Huckabee promise me my own planet when I die? That's what Mit can offer with his religion.

Invasion14's picture

Matter of fact what's so great about this thing called heaven anyways?

sulphurdunn's picture

Of course the establishment fascists are scared shitless of their monster. They know whose ring they'll be kissing if he gets control of government and starts pumping huge amounts of public money into the political organizing efforts of tax exempt evangelical proselytizers.

Preacher Boob's picture

Chris Hedges has a good point.

When the real recession hits, and a goodly portion of the nation is reduced to begging for food, and the government turns all social services over to 'Faith-based' organizations, in order to get your babies free milk on the bread lines, you'll have to baptize them in the buckets provided, swear their and your 'eternal allegiance to the Good God above, his son Jesus, and the Almighty CrazyChristianEvangelicalFundamentalistBornAgainRapture Government of these 'States United in the Love of Christianity'.

Preacher Boob's picture

Invasion14 @ 9:

Yeah, but can Huckabee promise me my own planet when I die? That's what Mit can offer with his religion.

Mitt's making a big pitch to the Muslim suicide bombers on the campaign trail. After all, all they are promised is 72 Virgins, and they have to wait until they get get blown up and get to heaven.

If they convert to Mitt's faith, they can get as many virgins as they want, from eight years old up, and get them right here, right now, no waiting.

Preacher Boob's picture

Yeah, here it is, almost Christmas, and all Huckabee has contributed to the creche is a pile of donkey crap.

Preacher Boob's picture

Every time I see Huckabee's commercial, with the cross, I get an almost irresistible urge to pick up a sledgehammer and some spikes.

Hey, this is Christmas, I should indulge myself. Anyone know where Huckabee's campaigning on Christmas Day?

Preacher Boob's picture

As soon as we get our foot in the door with the biometrically designed identity cards for illegal aliens, to facilitate their deportation, and work out all the bugs in the system, including mass transportation to the border, we should demand biometric identity cards for christians.

Then, on a more or less relaxed basis, as they are stopped for various offenses, like double-parking, speeding, mass-murder at churches, and they are identified, we can slip them across the nearest border, or just put them to sea, with a survival pack.

That will certainly cut down the unreasonable size of the crowds that jam the nation's tourist attractions, like bleeding pieces of toast with images of the Virgin Mary.

joe cantwell's picture

Preacher Boob @ 15:

Every time I see Huckabee's commercial, with the cross, I get an almost irresistible urge to pick up a sledgehammer and some spikes.

Hey, this is Christmas, I should indulge myself. Anyone know where Huckabee's campaigning on Christmas Day?

bethlehem

(pennsylvania)

coleshack's picture

A true follower of Jesus would abhor politics and only meet with politicians in an attempt to turn them away from their sinful path. Let's try to keep the Jesus-bashing to a minimum tonight. He may not have been the literal Son of God, but the Sermon on the Mount was good advice. I think he was someone I would have liked to share some beer with, unlike George W.

BSR's picture

From my site:

"Huckabee has ALREADY become THE most powerful social conservative in America. The old guard of so-called "Christian leaders" are gone and, being only 52 years old, he's going to be around for a long, long time."

"The "establishment" is about to be told where the bus is going - and Mike Huckabee is driving it."

Frank Dufek's picture

God save our country from Huckabee.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone.

JIm's picture

I like your Christ.I do not like your Christians.Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Gandhi

1984's picture

Pimping For Jesus

It's the Brit Pat Condell again on the United States Presidental Election and a couple of Republican candidates who are pimping for Jesus.

Warning..this might p-ss you off

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2007/12/pimping_for_jes.html

jr's picture

"vote for the d00d who made his dog body surf on the station wagon or the d00d who married his cousin or the d00d who was on Law and Order!"-Peggy Noonan attacking the apple of Chuck Norris' eye

Preacher Boob's picture

'Huckabee freaks out the ESTABLISHMENT!??

I'm definitely not a member of the 'Establishment', but he freaks me out, too.

To the point of questioning my sanity. How can so many souls buy his bullshit?

Before seeing a shrink, I decided to hold a seance.

Got it touch with Rod Serling, presented him with the situation.

His first reaction was 'God, I died too soon. Could I have had fun with Huckabee!'

When I asked him for an explanation, he shrugged and said,

'Sh*t Happens'.

Didn't sound very profound at first, but the more I thought about it, I realized it was the perfect explanation for Huckabee.

Preacher Boob's picture

joe cantwell @ 17:

Preacher Boob @ 15:

Every time I see Huckabee's commercial, with the cross, I get an almost irresistible urge to pick up a sledgehammer and some spikes.

Hey, this is Christmas, I should indulge myself. Anyone know where Huckabee's campaigning on Christmas Day?

bethlehem

Tried to get a ticket, Bethlehem was snowed in. Talked to the Mayor, he told me if was "clear as a bell", until Huckabee started talking. Within a couple of minutes, the town was covered with several feet of snow.
When they tried to shovel it, they found out it was white Bullshit.

(pennsylvania)

Eric Paulsen's picture

Vote Huckabee in the primaries!

They gave us Lieberman in 06' so let's make them choke on Huck.

KingCranky's picture

The corporatists running the GOP had no problems playing the knuckle-dragging social 'tards like the fools they are, but now that the very monsters they encouraged for so long are actually overshadowing the corporate wing of the GOP, the money-lovers feel oh-so-threatened

They know that Huckleberry has the ability to help drive the GOP even further into the political wilderness than W's been able to do, and it drives them all crazy-They remember just how unpopular using Terri Schiavo as a grotesque prop-over her husband's rightful objections-was for the overwhelming majority of voters in 2005

Good

The sooner, and harder, the GOP splits due to infighting between the Corporate lackeys and the Talibangelicals, the better off all the rest of us will be, and the sooner the GOP's pernicious influence is eroded, the better for our Constitution

filipurr's picture

KingCranky @ 27:

The corporatists running the GOP had no problems playing the knuckle-dragging social 'tards like the fools they are, but now that the very monsters they encouraged for so long are actually overshadowing the corporate wing of the GOP, the money-lovers feel oh-so-threatened

They know that Huckleberry has the ability to help drive the GOP even further into the political wilderness than W's been able to do, and it drives them all crazy-They remember just how unpopular using Terri Schiavo as a grotesque prop-over her husband's rightful objections-was for the overwhelming majority of voters in 2005

Good

The sooner, and harder, the GOP splits due to infighting between the Corporate lackeys and the Talibangelicals, the better off all the rest of us will be, and the sooner the GOP's pernicious influence is eroded, the better for our Constitution

That would be all well and good if it weren't for the fact that Democrats are just every so slightly less Republican than a Republican.

Paul's picture

The only thing you get when you mix religion and government/politics is poison.

PassedPawn's picture

It's all God's fault. If he'd stop sitting around and just watching, he'd come over here and sue the crap out of these idiots for misusing his and his son's names.

Libertas's picture

Preacher Boob @ 8:

That'll just be the opening 'ceremony' of the new presidency, you can imagine the rest.
It'll be a cross between something scripted by Dante and illustrated by Bosch, and a National Orthodox Jews of Israel celebration at the Wailing Wall.

I beg your pardon? The worst thing for me, as a Jew would be for this End-Timer to be elected.
"Convert or Die".
That's their motto.
Never anusim. Never dhimmi.

Flat Earth Friedman's picture

what only bushco gets to talk to jesus? i think butt fuckabee is doing a great job. if it is god's will that the nation be led by butt fuckabee then so be it. jesus will tell him the answers just like he told bushco. wake up people jesus is putting us on this road. we need people like bushco and butt fuckabee who know what jesus want us to do

JER's picture

I have lived under his rule for 3 years of his reign. All I can say is: STAY AWAY
Don't vote for this mofo. He only ++really++ became governor of our state after dropping that 100 or 150 lbs. Just think of what you'd do a woman in the same situation. Being affable and acting like his new doppelgangar, Barney Fife, is not reason enough to give a damn, much less vote for him!

As an Arkansan who has whatched the Clintons go at it, the Huckabees go at it (oh, wait? you haven't met his bully wife yet? It's hillarisous to me, as a person who has lived through this, that Hillary's acc9idness would even be an issue if you'd ever met Mrs. Huckabee. Be sure to ask her about remodeliding the Gov. Mansion and instead of moving headquarters into any hotel here, of which we have several very nice ones, including a Peabody, but that doesn't even really measure up to our "Capitol Hotel," recently redone on every floor, new chef brought in, awesome bar. However, the Huckabees turned down all such offers (there were other I'm not mentioning), and set up a triple-wide trailer on the front lawn of the governor's mansion. FUCKED UP CRAZYPEOPLE IN PUBLIC OFFICE TRYING TO SELL TRAILERS!!!!!!!!!! I'v e never been so proud to be an Arkansan as the holiday I came home and my mother drove me downtown to see the triple-wide trailer.

Now, a few things could be going on here. It's fully possible that he knew he'd run for prez. back then and so he's relating with trailer-park America. Then again, he's whacky.

I love Little Rock. I love Arkansas. I love the United States. I am relieved to have a brother who understands. Men understand men, no matter how much they pretend not to. Me and the Bear just try to keep her out of the way of Dad's slugger. Funny, that he's never hit her. Not so much as a tiny bruise. I don't remind him. I let him think she kept passing the open windows. But, Egg. What about Egg? What? What? Huh? he'd say in later days. We all knew there was nothing wrong with his hearing, but sometimes you need to hear it twice or three times from just the right person to HEAR it. [bro they didn't like--Jason?] never heard. We talked, we had others talks. We were afraid for him; one day he might stop at an open window, he was that sad--and lose it all.

What all, Joy?
Lovers
Dirty, disgusting lovers
Cock
Tongues and lips
and then she settled down
Whispers from your love
Pain in you cock because your lover wanted it so much
Your turn to answer the phone
Your turn to let it all out to the family
--No one will love you less; they will understand how to love you more
Barbells--you must start with the training immedieatelu. We only get one body, as far as we know.
Lilly?
Stop scaring us.
Period.
You feel like taking a dive, you call me and we'll talk about it first.
You never know. I might think it's a good idead you take the dive
Franny?
Bring me and Susie the baby. Everythinng is in action, all we need is here---just not a baby.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
The baby didn't make it, did it?
Don't tell the Bear now. She will kill you both, and pretending to be a bear.
Let me speak to you both while she's wrapped up on the phone with a rape! I say, as though I'm describing a conversation with Santa Claus.
Franny, I have to understand this soon. In the the next 48 hours, if I'm expected to tell my dear wife, who has been preparing for months.

I know it is not your fault, Franny, and I am not angry at you.. I am only angry at Jackson's pain.

You must call me tomorow and tell me
baby or no?

I love you and will support you,
Joy

Greymoose's picture

Preacher Boob @ 13:

Invasion14 @ 9:

Yeah, but can Huckabee promise me my own planet when I die? That's what Mit can offer with his religion.

Mitt's making a big pitch to the Muslim suicide bombers on the campaign trail. After all, all they are promised is 72 Virgins, and they have to wait until they get get blown up and get to heaven.

If they convert to Mitt's faith, they can get as many virgins as they want, from eight years old up, and get them right here, right now, no waiting.

This is partially true. I was raised in Salt Lake City as a non-mormon. I did a LOT of snooping. You all should snoop around the idea that mormonism believes that heaven is envisioned upon polygamist ideals! CHALLENGE!!!

G

p.s. What is "fry sauce"

Yossarian's picture

Gee, I wonder if Hickaboob is familiar with the Sixth Commandment. The current Buybull-thumper in Chief doesn't seem to have heard of it.

davidflores's picture

Could Huckabee be the Republican candidate to turn Utah Democratic? That's just too awesome a possibility to contemplate without easy access to a spare pair us underoos!

foolme1ns's picture

This is so funny to me. They sold Bush as the next coming of Christ to the ignorant rubes of America while winking at each other as though to say ("they'er buying it"). They knew he didn't believe this crap, and they knew they could control him. Huckabee believes the crap and is spouting the same message that the neocons used with Bush and he is getting the same rubes that Bush got.

Their Frankenstein monster has gotten away from them. There is no more winking and nodding to one another. Now there is ("oh shit!!!! What the hell are we going to do?")

sassafra's picture

foolme1ns @ 37:

Their Frankenstein monster has gotten away from them. There is no more winking and nodding to one another. Now there is ("oh shit!!!! What the hell are we going to do?")

aaaahaaahahaha, yes the republicans do seem to have a bit of a quality control problem don't they?

debaser71's picture

I'm glad someone posted that Chris Hedges link and highlighted that quote. I want to repeat it.

"Huckabee represents a new and potent force in American politics, and the neocons and corporate elite, who once viewed the yahoos of the Christian right as the useful idiots, are now confronted with the fact that they themselves are the ones who have been taken for a ride. "

Mark's picture

Yes, well isn't it interesting when the birds come home to roost. A decade and a half ago I noticed this interesting dichotomy. I realized that the GOP would either become a full-fledged Christian political party or it would have to split into two factions, with one retaining its political focus and the other becoming a bonafide 3rd party (eg, the Christian one).

Well, it's happening. It took nearly 30 years but the takeover is almost complete. If you like the Taliban, you'll love the New and Improved GOP (tm).

Cantor de Mambo's picture

Certainly the people will not elect a pastor for president (gulp).

Preacher Boob @ 12:

Chris Hedges has a good point.

When the real recession hits, and a goodly portion of the nation is reduced to begging for food, and the government turns all social services over to 'Faith-based' organizations, in order to get your babies free milk on the bread lines, you'll have to baptize them in the buckets provided, swear their and your 'eternal allegiance to the Good God above, his son Jesus, and the Almighty CrazyChristianEvangelicalFundamentalistBornAgainRapture Government of these 'States United in the Love of Christianity'.

Cheeseandrice - sounds like the Spanish Inquisition all over again.

Dustin de Wynde's picture

From a recent email on Huckabee:

Huckabee, wow, just wow.

There is no end of joy it brings me to watch this good ole Hick from the sticks mop up the floor with Giuliani and Romney.

Arianna Huffington was right to highlight the word:

Huckenfreude:

"Pleasure derived from the outrage of prominent conservative pundits over the rising poll numbers of Mike Huckabee."

Man, oh, man alive, to see Noonan *and* Coulter both go after The Huckmeister, like rabid Chihuahuas coming down from a week-long meth run, in print, and on the air, within less than 24 hours of each other was a thing of fierce beauty.

When I was stationed in Barstow I had a SSgt that was from Arkansas who even looked a bit like Huckabee and they know how to play all meek and humble while they stick the knife the softest and most vulnerable part of you.

I'm just glad Colbert's been off the air because of the Writer's Strike.

Colbert was the first one to give Huckabee any real exposure and lordy, when he returns to the air, you just know that he won't let The Nation forget it, to the point of being his usual insufferable self.

Or worse.

Expect him to angle for the FCC job, though, knowing Stephen, he'll probably try to get it renamed the:

Federal Colbert Communication Commission

What nobody seems to get about Huckabee and the rest of the Republican field is this....

When Romney and McCain were children their fathers pulled them aside and told them that one day that they would be President of the United States and they've been groomed for that ever since.

With Giuliani, the people that select the President of the US saw the work he did as Mayor of NYC, were duly impressed, and I have no doubt in my mind at one point he got pulled aside by them, just like that scene with Jack Palance and Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's first Batman movie, and told him in a seething voice....

"You? Rudy, you, you, you're our #1 boy."

Huckabee?

The difference with him and everybody else is that at the age of about 7 years old, or so, Huckabee *told himself* that he was going to be President of the United States of America and *he's been running for the job* ever since then.

Just like Bill Clinton did, and that's what has got the Republican Establishment so shit-scared, they can deal with almost anything else, but that one's incredibly hard to fight or beat, and they know it.

When David Schuster of MSNBC says that he's been following Huckabee since the early 1990s, and when he says:

"...if Ronald Reagan was The Great Communicator, then Mike Huckabee is The Greatest Communicator..."

Then that's something the Republican Establishment better be paying attention to, though I doubt they will since they seem intent on committing Hari-Kari this time around.

Couldn't happen to a better class of people, and I mean that in the nicest way.

~Nyc

lopaloo's picture

if huckabee dupes the good people of Iowa, I think a victory in 08 for the dems will be a toss up,... (after all, who could have believed that bush could win in 04)

James M. Martin's picture

Lost in all this talk about playing the Jesus Card and the fact that at least one person in the White House is feeling "queasy" about Shuckabee's silly ad on TV is the book published a couple of years ago by a former aid to Arbusto who said that he had, in effect, sold out the radical religious right, that he pandered to it in the primaries and general election but did nothing to further its goals once he got elected. (It may be that one of the reasons the guy's book has been forgotten is that once he made it onto the pundit programs to push the work, he turned wishy-washy and back-peddled to an extent, probably not wanting to bite the hand that had fed him.) Maybe it's time to resuscitate that story and entertain questions as to whether Shuckabee is doing the same thing? Remember, this guy only cares about MONEY.

Marty's picture

Any candidate that establishes faith in Christianity as a foundation of their candidacy should be relentlessly required to give an accounting for the Law found in their holy book.

Much of that Law is blatantly misogynistic. No deeper meaning lies behind the commandment to stone to death the unfortunate young girl who enters into a marriage with a torn hymen. No investigation into the cause is required by the righteous God. That Law is found in Deuteronomy, the 22nd chapter.

Whether she was raped, had an undeveloped hymen, or, God forbid, had a sexual encounter with someone, mattered not. Her sacred veil, that which guarded her holy of holies,the womb,was torn and she must die.

Men of that time believed that they were the possesors of seeds, that the entire human was found in those seeds. Women's wombs were merely the fields. Women were therefore the property of the men.

Damnable scietific inquiry led to von Baer's discovery of the mammalian ovum in 1826, followed by Allen's first description of the human ovum in 1928. Men posses "pollen" rather than "seeds." Science dashes the good book against the rocks yet again.

Candidates like Huckabee, indeed any loud moralist like Falwell or James Dobson, should be grabbed firmly by the scrotum and made to account for the "Law of God."

Was it a righteous God that commanded the death of those young brides, often at the hands of grizzled old "grooms"? Or was it simply the twisted logic of misogynistic herdsmen?

PinkyLeftBrain's picture

In his attempt to slam Huckabee, he slams Bush too and pretty well...

And for those of us who are Christian, there is an important context to bear in mind: Jesus's entire ministry was directed against the pretensions of earthly power, and Christianity is trans-political, beholden to no party and no ideology. The City of Man and the City of God are different, and we should respect and honor those differences.

He's pissed because Huckabee is out Jesus'ing Bush and christianity IS beholden to Bush for constantly making them look devoid of common sense and logic. If ole Huck gets the nomination, it's going to be so fun to watch the GOP eat him alive... I've got charcoal and lighter fluid at the ready and the popcorn bowl is cleaned and just a waitin'...

Coffins draped in flags's picture

Marty @ 46:

Any candidate that establishes faith in Christianity as a foundation of their candidacy should be relentlessly required to give an accounting for the Law found in their holy book.

Much of that Law is blatantly misogynistic. No deeper meaning lies behind the commandment to stone to death the unfortunate young girl who enters into a marriage with a torn hymen. No investigation into the cause is required by the righteous God. That Law is found in Deuteronomy, the 22nd chapter.

Whether she was raped, had an undeveloped hymen, or, God forbid, had a sexual encounter with someone, mattered not. Her sacred veil, that which guarded her holy of holies,the womb,was torn and she must die.

Men of that time believed that they were the possesors of seeds, that the entire human was found in those seeds. Women's wombs were merely the fields. Women were therefore the property of the men.

Damnable scientific inquiry led to von Baer's discovery of the mammalian ovum in 1826, followed by Allen's first description of the human ovum in 1928. Men posses "pollen" rather than "seeds." Science dashes the good book against the rocks yet again.

Candidates like Huckabee, indeed any loud moralist like Falwell or James Dobson, should be grabbed firmly by the scrotum and made to account for the "Law of God."

Was it a righteous God that commanded the death of those young brides, often at the hands of grizzled old "grooms"? Or was it simply the twisted logic of misogynistic herdsmen?

This "righteous god" will also abort babies and promote slavery and war. I agree with you. If Huckleberry wants to rule our nation by his bible, then he will need to pick and choose. The strange part is that the New Testament is in opposition to the Old Testament so the "Huckster" may need to choose which "god" he will follow. Will it be the "god" of the Old Testament or the "god" of the New Testament? Or will he be wishy-washy? I think he just wants the money and attention. Just another narcissistic sociopath.

Dustin de Wynde's picture

A perfect christmas present from Marshall Brain's site

Why Won't God Heal Amputees?:

An Open Challenge To America's Christian Leaders

The Bible is the sacred text of the Christian faith. It is also one of the best known books on the planet today. According to the followers of Christianity, the Bible is the word of God.

Therefore, here is an open challenge to James Dobson, Rick Warren, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, Antonin Scalia and other prominent leaders in the Christian community:

Appear with me on national TV to read the Bible.

It is that simple. This will be a tremendous opportunity for you to spread the power of God's word directly to the nation. The Bible is the book that contains the Ten Commandments, the revelation that Jesus is our resurrected savior and the story of our creation. This is God's holy word to his children. You will simply read aloud from this sacred text.

I ask only one thing:

Allow me to choose the verses that you will read.

I will not interrupt you or provide any commentary during your reading, nor will you. We will simply allow God to speak for himself through his holy scriptures.

Details

You will have the opportunity to read for 30 minutes from the New International Version or the New American Standard Version (your choice) of the Holy Bible.

I will choose approximately 30 verses for you to read. There will be a selection of verses from both the Old and the New Testaments. You will simply read the verses in an unabridged format, one after the other, allowing for commercial breaks as deemed necessary by the network.

That's it.

This television appearance is that easy.

We simply let God speak.

Understanding

The problem with the Bible is simple. What God says in the Bible is, in many places, quite offensive to us. As soon as we read the offensive parts of the Bible in public, we all realize that the Bible has serious problems and should have no place in our society.

Here are several of the passages that illustrate the problem:

* Deut 25:11-12
* Genesis 38:8-10
* Deut 21:18-21
* Deut 20:10-18
* Ex 35:2
* Lev 20:13
* Isaiah 13:13-16
* Exodus 21:20-21
* Numbers 31:14-18
* 1 Tim 2:11-12
* Col 3:22-23
* Luke 14:26
* Deut 22:13-21
* Isaiah 40:8

Whether you are a devout Christian or a casual Christian, consider these verses.

Do you believe that a perfect, loving, all-knowing God wrote them?

Do you support any of these verses and believe they should be applied to our society today?

If God exists and if he did "inspire" the Bible as Christians believe, then when we read the Bible out loud we are hearing our all-knowing God speak. Every Christian should jump at the chance to spread God's word on national television. The problem is that much of what God says when he speaks is repulsive to us. It makes us so uncomfortable that we cannot bear to read it publicly.

Why is the Bible like this? The purpose of this Web site is to help you explore this question.

He's had that page up for years now, so far, no takers.

I wonder why?

~Nyc

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Preacher Boob @ 13:

Invasion14 @ 9:

Yeah, but can Huckabee promise me my own planet when I die? That's what Mit can offer with his religion.

Mitt's making a big pitch to the Muslim suicide bombers on the campaign trail. After all, all they are promised is 72 Virgins, and they have to wait until they get get blown up and get to heaven.

If they convert to Mitt's faith, they can get as many virgins as they want, from eight years old up, and get them right here, right now, no waiting.

Actually, the exact number of virgins available to martyrs is open to interpretation depending on who is doing the promising in Allah's name...

If it were me, I'd pass on the virgins, (too much work getting them up to speed, sounds more hellish than heavenly), and I'd go for 72 of the most sexually experienced women around, say around their late 20s, early 30s, when they are at their mental and physical peaks, and they'd all have to be into me and making sure that we all had a good time with each other.

Your mileage may vary.

~Nyc

Shared Humanity's picture

foolme1ns @ 37:

This is so funny to me. They sold Bush as the next coming of Christ to the ignorant rubes of America while winking at each other as though to say ("they'er buying it"). They knew he didn't believe this crap, and they knew they could control him. Huckabee believes the crap and is spouting the same message that the neocons used with Bush and he is getting the same rubes that Bush got.

Their Frankenstein monster has gotten away from them. There is no more winking and nodding to one another. Now there is ("oh shit!!!! What the hell are we going to do?")

It is a lot like reaping what you sow.

bmw 528's picture

If you think this is bad, it gets worse. Huckabee recently spoke at Cornerstone ministries, who is led by John Hagee, another delusional, arrogant fraud. Huckabee called Hagee "One of the great Christian leaders of our nation."

Check it out:

www.mediamatters.org/items/200608170002?f=s_search

If the cult of Huckabee didn't scare you before or you thought he was some charming but harmless twit, think again. He is hanging with some big time nutjobs, pathetically pandering for their votes.

Preacher Boob's picture

bmw 528 @ 52:

If you think this is bad, it gets worse. Huckabee recently spoke at Cornerstone ministries, who is led by John Hagee, another delusional, arrogant fraud. Huckabee called Hagee "One of the great Christian leaders of our nation."

Check it out:

www.mediamatters.org/items/200608170002?f=s_search

If the cult of Huckabee didn't scare you before or you thought he was some charming but harmless twit, think again. He is hanging with some big time nutjobs, pathetically pandering for their votes.

Huckabee and Hagee, what a team. Between them, they solidly disprove the 'theory' of evolution , since they haven't (evolved). Not only that
they're disproving Einstein and contemporary string-theory physicists, who believe that while multiple universes exist, on ''branes', for example, that passage between them is not possible. That's obviously bullshit, what other rational explanation is there for Hagee and Huckabee?

kate's picture

After years and years of fighting decent education as in fighting against teaching critical thinking and working toward nationwide group think in pushing nostalgic fundamentalism in order to inculcate a legion of mindless, ignorant followers, the Republican core certainly has made the bed they must now lie in.

Unfortunately, the rest of us have to deal with it too. The pig those bastards have fed for so long has grown into a mean boar and has crashed the fence.

I really do think we will see the rise of full blown fascism in this country, the Republicans have been working on its development for years. The only thing they are pissed about now is that there's mutiny among the rowers down in the Hold and they are threatening to overthrow the rest of the crew and their captain. They all are aiming for the same pot of fascism, its just more a matter of who gets to take the spoils once they lead the country there. Who is the truly anointed to the crown?

So, my only hope is we all survive this wave when it comes, that it is short and people will suddenly wake up realizing that fascism only allows hypocrisy for a chosen few, not every single follower on every day except Sunday.

It seems to me that frankly, the privileged (white male middle class mostly) will need to see their privilege challenged a bit before they understand what freedom and the Bill of Rights truly means. Hopefully for our sake, these people aren't all slow learners.

Preacher Boob's picture

Dustin de Wynde @ 50:

Preacher Boob @ 13:

Invasion14 @ 9:

Yeah, but can Huckabee promise me my own planet when I die? That's what Mit can offer with his religion.

Mitt's making a big pitch to the Muslim suicide bombers on the campaign trail. After all, all they are promised is 72 Virgins, and they have to wait until they get get blown up and get to heaven.

If they convert to Mitt's faith, they can get as many virgins as they want, from eight years old up, and get them right here, right now, no waiting.

Actually, the exact number of virgins available to martyrs is open to interpretation depending on who is doing the promising in Allah's name...

If it were me, I'd pass on the virgins, (too much work getting them up to speed, sounds more hellish than heavenly), and I'd go for 72 of the most sexually experienced women around, say around their late 20s, early 30s, when they are at their mental and physical peaks, and they'd all have to be into me and making sure that we all had a good time with each other.

Your mileage may vary.

~Nyc

If that's your preference, don't miss Guccione's New Year's party. Wear your Hefner costume. (Or Buffet costume, if you don't mind being out-of-style).

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Libertas @ 31:

Preacher Boob @ 8:

That'll just be the opening 'ceremony' of the new presidency, you can imagine the rest.
It'll be a cross between something scripted by Dante and illustrated by Bosch, and a National Orthodox Jews of Israel celebration at the Wailing Wall.

I beg your pardon? The worst thing for me, as a Jew would be for this End-Timer to be elected.
"Convert or Die".
That's their motto.
Never anusim. Never dhimmi.

I was alluding to the meshuganahess that would prevail at the wailing wall if it were mobbed by all the orthodox Jews in Israel.

Preacher Boob's picture

Make that 'meshugana'n'ess.

The Pale Scot's picture

My friends,
Not that i would vote for this guy, but I'm considering working in his campaign. An election between Huck and any dem. (except Hil maybe) is going to skew the debate to the left. Huck is a populist, read "'King of the Hill' Democrats?"

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/26/magazine/26WWLN.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

And read his term records at Wiki, He dedicated new taxes to education, infrastructure developement, and did not create obstacles to health care legislation.

It is sad that his religious beliefs starts from the premise it has an exclusive relationship with the Creator(s). But a campaign between him and Edwards (for example) might have actual discussions about our country and how to improve it. So don’t ridicule this man, it is not in our best interest. If we end up with Clinton vrs. Romney it will be a rendition of the movie „History of the World prt.1“ the senate „ Bullsh#t, Bullsh#t, Bullsh#t.

Peace and Love to everyone on this Solstice.

roxnev's picture

I am an ex morman or LDS. But they are the best of all Religions the reason, they look out for every member of the Church. Pay your tites and go to church and you never have to wory the mormons will take care of you.

Dustin de Wynde's picture

The Pale Scot @ 58:

My friends,
Not that i would vote for this guy, but I'm considering working in his campaign. An election between Huck and any dem. (except Hil maybe) is going to skew the debate to the left. Huck is a populist, read "'King of the Hill' Democrats?"

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/26/magazine/26WWLN.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

And read his term records at Wiki, He dedicated new taxes to education, infrastructure developement, and did not create obstacles to health care legislation.

It is sad that his religious beliefs starts from the premise it has an exclusive relationship with the Creator(s). But a campaign between him and Edwards (for example) might have actual discussions about our country and how to improve it. So don’t ridicule this man, it is not in our best interest. If we end up with Clinton vrs. Romney it will be a rendition of the movie „History of the World prt.1“ the senate „ Bullsh#t, Bullsh#t, Bullsh#t.

Peace and Love to everyone on this Solstice.

It's surreal.

Excise Huckabee's religious bent and he's the Republican John Edwards.

No wonder perfect little elitist faux working class hero worshiping Miss Peggy "kinder gentler, machine gun hand" Noonan can't stand his ass.

fwacbar's picture

I still think the christians are doing the rest of us a favor by crashing the repuke party. Lots will leave the repuke party that never should have gone there in the first place....

bmw 528's picture

Preacher Boob @ 53:

bmw 528 @ 52:

If you think this is bad, it gets worse. Huckabee recently spoke at Cornerstone ministries, who is led by John Hagee, another delusional, arrogant fraud. Huckabee called Hagee "One of the great Christian leaders of our nation."

Check it out:

www.mediamatters.org/items/200608170002?f=s_search

If the cult of Huckabee didn't scare you before or you thought he was some charming but harmless twit, think again. He is hanging with some big time nutjobs, pathetically pandering for their votes.

Huckabee and Hagee, what a team. Between them, they solidly disprove the 'theory' of evolution , since they haven't (evolved). Not only that
they're disproving Einstein and contemporary string-theory physicists, who believe that while multiple universes exist, on ''branes', for example, that passage between them is not possible. That's obviously bullshit, what other rational explanation is there for Hagee and Huckabee?

Huckabee has to be pretty desperate, a fanatical kook, or both to think that Hagee has any sort of credibility. There was a CNN special that featured him and others about a week ago. Hagee is to put it mildly, a delusional charlatan right up there with people like Benny Hinn and others.

Deborah's picture

Anyone doubting Huckabee wanting to turn America into a Theocracy should read this:

EXPOSED! Mike Huckabee with Bill Gothard Last Week in Houston

It's called Gothardism it's probably already hit a government near you. Cincinnati has it in spades. It's basically and intertwining of government and religion through blind obedience at every level.

Article on Bill Gothard
Cincinnati Police: Enacting the Will of God?
About Kids Helping Kids, Abuse and Gothardism

futt the wuck's picture

The Republican Party has decided to open its dumpster this year and spill their candidates all over us.

I can't wait to witness more of the lying stupidity that has become this nation's stock-in-trade.

Of course, the trailer park vote will come in as usual for that hypocrite Huckabee.
As well as the vote from the folks whose family tree is a stump.

I now understand what a guy told me a while back about religion and politics....every day you listen to these nitwits you supposedly elected, all you can do is shake your head and mutter "Jesus Christ....."

zugzug's picture

If huckabee gets elected, his first action will be to create a cabinet level department responsible for the hanging and mutilation of dogs.

His son will be in charge.

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Cantor de Mambo @ 41:

Certainly the people will not elect a pastor for president (gulp).

I thought there was no way my fellow citizens would elect a total fucking moron but look what happened, 2 terms of bush.
After what's happened since 2000, nothing would surprise me anymore.

impeachbushtoday's picture

Pastor Huckleberry hound will CONVERT to entire Musilim world to
pat roberston donations

See Ya Dubya's picture

At one time I liked Mike Huckabee. I'm a christian, and welcome the thought of having a christian in the office. Now that I know a little about him, he's one of the scariest candidates. Mike Huckabee is a fundamentalist jerk. He's too free with pardons, his family is in disarray, and he has more to say about Jesus Christ than he does about how he'd run the country. Having a christian as President is one thing, I think its more important to have a competent leader in the office. I agree with Peter Wehner.

John Dowd's picture

I just heard TH say "This isn't like other wars. This isn't a geo-political awar--this is a theological war."
It was TODAY on the radio, on my npr radio station wbur, on the "On Point" show, where Tom Ashbrook was
doing a nice softball interview. Just think how great this is for Tom Ashbrook's career!!! See how important
it is to just go along and give these people access? And Mike Huckabee! He's such a great, glib, facile liar!

He'll be perfect as our next president. He's so inspirational.

And so exciting to have heard it first on National PUBLIC Radio...

John Dowd

John Dowd's picture

oops--of course I meant "MH" for Mike Huckabee.

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