Huckabee wants to get 'vertical'
At Saturday night’s Republican debate, Mike Huckabee used a word he emphasizes quite a bit: “vertical.”
“I think we also ought to recognize that what Senator Obama has done is to touch at the core of something Americans want,” Huckabee said. “They are so tired of everything being horizontal — left, right, liberal, conservative, Democrat, Republican. They’re looking for vertical leadership that leads up, not down. He has excited a lot of voters in this country. Let’s pay respect for that. He’s a likable person who has excited people about wanting to vote who have not voted in the past.”
A few hours earlier, Josh Marshall noted that “vertical” is a Huckabee favorite, with the former governor’s website arguing, “I think the country is looking for somebody who is vertical.”
Can anyone explain what the hell that means? Vertical? I guess if you’re main opponent was Fred Thompson you might push the fact that you spend most of your time standing up. But seriously, is there something I’m missing here? Or is this the weirdest campaign I’ve ever heard?
I mean, at a minimum it’s setting the bar for his presidency pretty low, right?
What’s more, by way of James Joyner, there’s apparently an entire “vertical politics” section on Huckabee’s website, in which he touts something called “Vertical Day,” though it’s not quite clear what that means.
So, is this just some slightly-awkward campaign catch-phrase? Perhaps, but more likely, it looks like there are dog-whistle implications.




Huck took a course in Broderese. The beltway bumpkins love catchphrases and faux "reaching accross the aisle"dom
The idea of using a cartesian coordinate system rather than just a left right spectrum is a favorite tool of the Libritarians. It does help add more to the debate than just having two options.
This is a religious reference as TPM discovered out a few days ago:
So we make him horizontal in the picture... very cute....
Whoa! You mean Huckabee is talking about politics having another dimension other than the "liberal/conservative" dichotomy?! That's crazy talk!
C'mon people, we've been talking about how left/right definitions don't work anymore, and now that a politician finally admits it, we make fun of it and plead ignorance because we don't like him?
That's just really pathetic.
Huckabee uses "vertical" to dogwhistle to the base that he takes orders from above. Affairs of faith take are determinative of affairs of state rather than taken to be separate and aside ("horizontal to") therefrom.
Upwards, not downwards, foward, not backward and twirling, always twirling toward freedom.
If the Huckster thinks his "private" conversations with Christians about "God's Army" won't be exposed if he's the candidate, he lives in some kind of dream world.
Trying to appeal to your rabid base in the Rethuglican World Wide Wrestling Match with humour, folksiness and God's approval may work in the primaries will hurt you with the great majority of this countrie's citizens who don't want Religion in Politics and already think it's gone too far.
Anyone of the top tier and second tier Dem candidates will kick butt on any Rethug candidate this season...unless of course the election is stolen again...
They've finally returned to a tired old warhorse McPain, because all the others are so repulsive and would be easy to expose and defeat.
And although not a Hillary Clinton supporter, I do feel for her these days.
"thousand points of light"...."comapassionate conservative"...what the hell does half the shit a Republican say mean?
Good luck on using a term that makes no sense. Hell of a way to win an election. Rob J. in comment six may be on to something. Makes as much sense as anything else.
MSNBC have Keith and Chris at their election coverage desk. One of their guest is going to be Tom Delay. My question is, why? Isn't he under indictment or something?
Dudes yr not gettin' it. Huck just wants to shred some gnarly half-pipes after scarfing some nosh with his bros. I bet Huck catches mad air after pullin' some front side fakies and 720's. Quit harshing his buzz.
Vertical?
Is this the new GOP-speak for "Up yours"?
Maybe "vertical" means taking a golden elevator to ride to the top like our problem child GW Bush traveled on. He never had to go horizontal and deal with other members of the community and battle own his own. He was a total failure in everything he did, but he became Prez of the most powerful nation in the World. Look what it brought us...God Help Us All!
Huckie, the vertical elevator won't work for you either...
debit @ 7:
Dang it you beat me to the Kodos quote...
Kodos: We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
LOL
Well, resurrection basically means making something vertical again. Just a thought.
So, does the vertical thingie start its upward movement from the left end of the horizontal axis, or from the right end? Surely he can't mean it starts in the middle. Nah.
Yep. I thought God when he mentioned vertical.
Mark Foley horizontal on his office floor solicitiing underage page boys, Larry Craig horizontal on a men's room floor, David Vitter horizontal in a diaper...we do need vertical leadership.
Obviously I meant to write on instead of own...I'm a little out of it tonite...C
More empty headed slogans devoid of substance or meaning.
See, I told you Cons are rallying around Obama. Wonder why that might be.
Vertical- Like in moving up. Up past the middle class to the top 1% that actually benefit from tax cuts and war.
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but
tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
-- Kodos as Bill Clinton, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F02.html
JDC @ 21:
With the debt burden of those wars and tax cuts being passed back down to the poor and middle class to pay.
We have a winner ladies and gentlemen! JDC figured it out.
Josh Marshall continues to be a waste of time to read.
'Vertical' clearly refers to Christianity. Try looking at a cross some time, with these terms in mind.
Marshall supported the Iraq invasion (not just the IR vote), and he STILL believes he is the cog on which the wheel turns. Meanwhile, he has spread several false rumors with glee.
Maybe it's a misunderstanding. He wants to be "particle man" but it sounded "vertical" to him and he went with it....
Here's the McCain platform.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bce2rev5mq8&feature=user
I must be the only person to have a family member who is a born again Christian. This 'vertical' stuff is basic to modern preaching.
Up is Heaven, Down is Hell.
Maybe Josh can write it on his sleeve.
Is Rumsfeld tutoring Huck in public speaking?
Well, it's just rhetoric, of course-- but I think the sentiment is pretty positive. It means the struggle shouldn't be to yank the country to the right or to the left, but to do whatever benefits the nation as a whole.
Huckabee's taking something of a populist tack, so I assume he's trying to allude to 'raising all boats', so to speak-- not just the Cheney's of the world.
Paul in LA @ 27:
No your not. I have republican relatives as well as a few "fundies" in the extended clan also.
LOL . . . Conversation is limited to Sports, Kids, and the Weather at Holiday family gatherings. The TV becomes the family Alter on Thanksgiving.
Of course the great scholar Huckabee is referring to the Great Chain of
Being, which descends from the throne of God himself, down through the angels, and on to us, and then to the animals, etc., etc., etc.
It is a sophisticated metaphor which informed some of Shakespeares's greatest writing, and made the metaphysical and physical universes one.
Otherwise, Huck just meant that he prays to Jeebus to avoid the fires of damnation. Heaven on high and Hell below. And that's all a Baptist can entertain, because to entertain more means you ain't a Baptist anymore.
One has to think -
Why does Huckabee and the Republicans Presidential Candidates look more like a Circus Act"
Then we have to think -
Could the circus act protrayal be a ploy?
Will there be a new and improved "media made" candidate to come out soon to steal the show?
...not many left supporting the Bush/Cheney Republican obstruction of justice party.
Its good to see the turnout.... The young people are turning out in droves.
Their parents taught them well.
Sposta mean vs. the left right (horizontal) gridlock, I'm assuming. Asinine, trite but not yet desperate, cooked up in a late night strategy meeting.
Bit NOLA @ 31:
LOL deserving of C+L post of the day.
Just note that the picture is horizontal.
I think verticle is top to bottom poor in the mud all the way up to God but I have no real idea what the heck he is talking about. I sure did mill it over when I heard him pop it out in the debate.
L.A. Confidential @ 34:
I should have added Hucks saying You got to have spine!
About as deep as he'll be able to penetrate into the Metaphysical domain for some time.
:)
Maybe a lame term but I agree with him on the most. I'm so goddamn sick of the 2-sides-to-everything red-blue conservative-liberal polemic bullshit running amock in America.
Rats. I thought typing that in would make it 'vertical'. : )
I agree with Huckabee; It's a Top vs. Bottom fight -- which I doubt that is what he means. He probably means "I'm for moving UP -- not down." Which is kind of like being FOR not kicking puppies. Useless rhetoric mixed with the usual American-Taliban references.
Left and Right is pretty old. A better description is Modernist vs. Romanticist. I don't picture Huckabee as a modernist. Watch the clamor on the debate for who is on "top." "No, I'm TWICE as elevated as YOU are, you peace-monger!" "I'm not going to argue with you, Chris Mathews, I'll just stay on the bottom and look up and smile..." Yeah, the analogies are going to get even worse if this nonsense starts getting traction.
Huckabee is hooky compared to MSNBC
Still pretty new at this News game for me it is becoming exciting because I can see how these masters of Journalism bend everything negative the Clintons say. For some of the most underhanded reasons Americans could think of. But, considering Andrea Mitchell, Howard Fineman, and Chuck Todd, are regular out of context masters. Primer word smiths, which understand how to blend total deception toward their end. All, driven and loaded to run Hillary Clinton off the road, yet gas up every Republican on the road.
You don’t have to be a Jedi to see there is a disturbance in the force. When Chris Mathews with these as regular commentators unload on Hillary with Joe Scarborough, you might as well give Hillary a lethal injection. But admit on national television today that 18% of the Republicans are out right angered at Bush. That is a huge statement; it tells me half the Republican base is mad at it self. The Irony of it just screams at America were on hand they take apart Hillary for flaws, then flip one eighty reporting a screwed up in Republican Leadership which MSNBC are manipulated by.
I didn’t know Andrea Mitchell is the wife of Allen Greenspan. That’s what a rookie I am about this stuff, but it really floors me to know Andrea Mitchell is even tied to a News Reporting Net Work, so hardwired to the economics of America. I just sit with that Dennis Miller giggle thinking to myself. Here, America is watching this Andrea Mitchell reporting, and involved with the most powerful economic person of the century. With friends, you cannot dismiss the image that Andrea is in passion knowing the changes that are going to take place in the interest levels way before they really happen. Talk about power and corruption. Sheesh. This whole thing is a Zoo.
dave @ 38:
If the Dems don't shape up by Super Tuesday I'm rethinking my entire position.
I like the Top vs. Bottom angle.
So Huck is claiming to be a Top?
Doesn't the Bible or something say it's better to give than to receive? He must be on to something.
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Arianna shouldn't have accepted that Venture Capital she really got her self into it now.
LOL
I got your vertical right here, Hucky...
Vertical? Why do we 'bow' our heads to pray? 'Seperation of church and state'. Billy Barty was 'vertically challanged'.
He wants to lift up America .. says so on his "Vertical Day" webpage.
Instead of slugging it out in the quagmire of Left vs Right, Democrat vs Republican, Liberal vs Conservative.
THE POPULISTS HAVE ARRIVED.
If We The People ever rise above the BS political divisions in THIS country .. we can take our country back from the corporatists.
If we can't put the BS political divisiveness behind us .. the Corporate Overlords will continue to exploit us.
I'm no fan of the so-called "Christian Right" .. but on this point Huckabee is 100% correct.
dave @ 38:
Since out of the 10+ candidates running for president, only one is a liberal. I fail to see how yu can get sick of having 2 sides, since there is only 1 side in American political discourse these days: Reactionary conservatism, or moderate conservatism.
Funny, how some people get only sick of the "divison" only when some Dems start to get a resemblance of a spine.
MeMyselfAndI @ 48:
The same way that "bipartisanship" means "agree only with the Reich Wing" to the Repugs. It never goes the other way.
MountainMan23 @ 47:
It is my theory that no matter how stupid or inane some public person's point may be. There will always be some one who things a turd statement is really a nugget of wisdom.
So Mr. Huckabee puts out there a talking point straight from "Left Behind" and now some people take that as a bipartisan olive branch in the form of populist manna?
We are indeed screwed...
"I sure did mill it over when I heard him pop it out in the debate."
For a moment I thought you had typed "poop it out at the debate" and have to say,I'm oddly disappointed that you didn't.
MeMyselfAndI @ 50:
We were screwed when this country folded up and let the Supreme Court decide Bush was going to be President.
Oh, okay
http://tinyurl.com/37f5mf
sounds like a technology buzzword of 5 years ago
Well if Horizontal Management is working as an equal with your subordianates then I guess Vertical is the cheney way of doing things?
L.A. Confidential @ 53:
Coffee and freaking Donuts? I'm busting my butt for you and you bring me Coffee and Donuts?
LOL
jakeonfire @ 54:
Vertical market, vs. Horizontal markets. Intro to marketing 101 :-)
A Vertically integrated approach is also the antithesis of collaboration. This is manager speak for "I want my cake and I will eat it too."
But that won't stop the ignorant masses from labeling such dictatorial statements as "fresh and refreshing."
Aaaah, not even Orwell could have come with some of the shit we have been witnessing for the past decade.
MeMyselfAndI @ 57:
L.A. Confidential @ 58:
This candidate is definitely setting up for a theocratic tilt to our already precariously balanced democratic republic. All the better, I guess, to ignite additional christian fervor for the continuing anti-Muslim crusades started by baby bush.
Religion as a political force in this country must be stopped. After all, isn't this what got us into this mess we are in in the first place - e.g., Dow down another 250+/- pts again today!
Vertical vs. Horizontal Thinking
http://members.cox.net/deleyd/religion/solarmyth/vh.html
Here's a thought: vertical=authortarian
Rob J @ 6:
Excellent use of "Dogwhistle."
I might steal that.
L.A. Confidential @ 52:
Boy, you sure got that right LA - that capitulation definitely was the beginning of the end of this democratic republic's experiment...
vertical--coming from huckabee does that mean to take a running fuck at the country?
pissed off patricia @ 10:
If Chrissy gets a whiff of Tom Delay, he'll spooge right there on camera.
"They’re looking for vertical leadership that leads up, not down. He has excited a lot of voters in this country."
Um. I don't know if anyone else pointed this out, as it's pretty common sense. Vertical doesn't exclude downwards leadership. The opposite of vertical isn't down, it's right and left.
John @ 67:
Uh? I am not fluent on newspeak. So I guess the opposite of right must be back? The opposite of cold is salty... is that how it goes :-)
John @ 67:
Yeah, after reading the links provided in the main post for a total of 30 seconds, I already understood perfectly what the Huckabee campaign is trying to say. Now, granted, it's a silly idea that I'm sure won't sway people either way, but when sites like this quite literally play retarded (excuse the language, but there's no other way to describe it) about things like this, all it does is hurt the political process, and make our side look much stupider than it really is. You can choose to shut off your intellect just long enough to type out "concern troll" as a response to this, if you'd like, but this is exactly the kind of message that Obama has been trying to get out throughout his whole campaign, because like it or not, we need to work together for a great country, not acting retarded in order to make the "other" side look bad. Shame on you guys.
it's a religious reference, people..."christianese" at it's finest..
kiva
So Huckabee makes an idiotic statement at best, and we are the "mean" ones for pointing that out? This washed out preacher, that has said things in the respect that only Christians are true Americans (how is that for inclusive, eh?). Now spews this vertical nonsense which is keyword for "God and Country" (where have I heard that before). And some concern trolls want to turn that quasi monarchic proposal, as the best thing since sliced bread regarding democratic attitudes?
Tell you what, we should work with "them" as soon a they are willing to work with us. I am sure that for some of you when faced with a ranging forest fire, the first priority is to make sure that the pyromaniac's feelings are in no way, shape, or form hurt.
really? I just want "leaders" though I prefer "employees" to do what we tell them to do.
Sounds like things I've heard Christians say about their need to turn us into a theocracy
New Hampshire say it all to me. WTF with Iowa!? All those religious zealots! Iowa should be dropped from any early electorial consideration. We now know that they are akin to the bible belt and NH is more in-tune with a fair, even-keeled pupulous. Don't get me wrong, I love the south and their hospitality. I just question their political intelligence. 'Vote with your minds please, not what your church tells you.' Faith is divine, religion is man-made control.
In my evangelical days many years ago, vertical and horizonal was symbolized by the cross. Vertical represented one's relationship with Christ, and horizonatal symbolized christians relationships with one another. The vertical relationship was always most important (putting Christ first).
That would be my take on what Huckabee is trying to communicate to evangelicals.
I'm not a Huckabee supporter at all (Just voted for Obama in NH), but I am a business major and vertical and horizontal leadership is a management concept. As to Huckabee understanding of what it is or what he actually means by it, I have no idea, but on the basis of government vertical leadership might describe a collaboration of the seperate levels (superior and inferior) of government rather than the integration of effort and functions of departments on the same level.
I think he needs to take his fatass boys out along on his runs.
It wasn't just that the Huckster said "vertical." It was the upwards finger wave, dudes. He was pointing right smack at Gawd, said "vertical," and then he did his preacher wink.
The finger wave is important.
Sounds like to me he wants us to bow before kings who are vertically higher than the rest of us peasants on the economic charts.
It would go something like this:
kings
merchants
professionals
servants
common workers
common worker peasants
peasants
where kings would have all the wealth and power and the peasants, well you could guess what they would have; it would look like an upside down pyramid.
And there wouldn't be an equal number of people in each group either. It would look like a right sided pyramid.
Just a guess from someone who referenced the Native Americans in another post today and my reference made someone think that Native Americans were communists. I think they were socialists if I'm not mistaken.
you might like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K45UtvpGV_M
interesting ideas EP3... I think you may be onto something. Huck seems to be using code words of the ruling class.
You had me going until the last sentence.
The "Native Americans" were a huge and diverse group of people who's culture evolved over about 15,000 years. Some had what we might consider "socialist" practices, but they had lots of different political structures, most of which have been compleatly lost to the mists of time. Many of their societies were monarchies, oligarcies, tribal meritocracies and some were even matriachical. A large number were also cleptocracies that prayed on weaker neibors. It isnt really useful for us to label such a large and diverse group as haveing tendencies that have well defined modern meanings.
Verticle is a code word to the fundies that means "straight to god"
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Trittydi @ 82:
Oooooooooooooops - vertical . . .
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Sure he didn't say 'vertigo'?
The term is a fundamentalist buzz word. More code from the religious right to the religious right.
Maybe I'm going out on a limb here...but is it possible that Huckabee's use of the word "vertical" has another subtext as well? After all, both Republicans and conservatives (and especially neoconservatives) seem to favor the interests of the wealthy and of big business over those of everyone else -- and there's no question that Huckabee is both a Republican and in many respects a conservative, possibly even a neoconservative (except when it comes to the proper punishment for violent offenders, apparently -- I still say that Huckabee should be Horton-ized). As someone who claims to espouse the Christian faith, Huckabee really has no excuse if he wishes to favor the wealthy since this is almost a direct controversion of what Jesus of Nazareth taught -- but since when has that ever stopped a Republican or a conservative, never mind a neoconservative? Is it possible that his use of the word "vertical" is an implication that he's going to do his damndest to push the economy in the direction that he and his fellow conservatives typically seem to think it should go -- that is, all the money flowing upwards into the pockets of the wealthy in much the same way that it's been flowing for most of Bush's term in office?
Sounds like others are offering this as well but the word "vertical" is definitely a nod to his evangelical base. Horizontal is used to describe the relationship of one person to another and vertical is used to describe the relationship of one person to God.
Roger Ebert once described two sorts of prayer: "vertical prayer" (begging the mythical "god" for stuff) and "horizontal prayer" (peer pressure and bullying).
I would guess what Fuckupee is suggesting is that "he" is the most "godly", and that the others are too "materialistic". It's code talk to the godbots.
Verticality could be a referance to hierachical structure. That's one reason I wouldn't vote for any minister, whatever their politics, because they tend to want information and orders to go from the top down (although bottom up is possible but unlikely).
Otherwise you have a horizontal operation ,that's more coequal making common decisions. The problem there is the possibility of groupthink.
Or maybe hockaloogy was just referring to boosh falling off the wagon again.
Sorry about calling the Native Americans socialist. I just thought someone calling them Communists was a little crazy and I had to mention that.
Bluestocking, that's kind of what I was thinking in my post #79. Instead of trickle-down, it's trickle-up.
But I think everyone's right about it being code for religious people. Even though I grew up baptist church all my life, I guess I should have paid better attention.
I think of "dictator" when I think of "vertical." A top-down system instead of checks and balances.
Here's a question I'd give a lot of money to hear asked at one of the speeches where a candidate intones how Americans are "sick and tired" (which is itself a sick and tired cliche) of left, right, Democratic, Republican, blah, blah, blah, blah:
"Since you feel that way, _(fill in blank with name of candidate)__, and you feel that most Americans feel that way, why do you still call yourself a Republican/Democrat?"
People who go on and on about "centrism" are selling a warm and fuzzy, non-threatening, lie to themselves and others. They're what I think of as "kinda" people. They think there's some kind of common ground on everything. But ask yourself: can a woman "kinda" have a bi-partisan abortion? Can someone "kinda" get legally married to someone of the same gender in a bi-partisan way? Can we "kinda" execute prisoners? Can we "kinda" torture people? Can non-whites be "kinda" slaves? Can employers "kinda" follow the law? Can a president "kinda" abide by the Constitution? Why is the fact that someone has principles considered bad or obstructionist? What would the U.S. look like nowadays if the Founders had struck a "centrist" position with King George III? Or Winston Churchill allowed Adolf Hitler to have a little bit of the U.K.? The only way of avoiding spats between parties would be to never address controversial issues and never take any votes. If one is to believe that Americans are "sick and tired" of disagreements on policy, one would have to conclude that Americans have no individual principles worth fighting for and are, at their core, intellectually lazy and morally bankrupt. Interesting to note that Democrats were voted into the majority of both houses of Congress in the last election. How could that have happened if people voted the person instead of the party?
Democracy is not pretty (with apologies to Steve Martin).
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