Someone noticed a eerie similarity between these garden gnome statues and a certain regular member of the FNS panel:
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Although I don't know that I'd call that a gnome. I've spent enough time in Scandinavian countries to recognize this as a garden gnome. That looks like a misshapen potato with legs. What does it look like to you?
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Frist?
It looks like whats been shoved up Americans asses the past 7 years.
Looks like it's made out of "Kristol Meth."
Looks like the Gnome doesn't have anything between his legs!
is that normal for rePUGs.
Separated at birth.
The fat head and guppy mouths are the giveaways.
As someone who knows his garden gnomes... this is not a garden gnome. Garden gnomes are little, happy, playful creatures.
This is a happy, little.... um.... er...... butt plug?
Did Billy boy give birth?
Meanwhile, Kristol's Weekly Standard has rediscovered the virtues of John McCain. The Standard praised McCain's record on the confirmation of right-wing judges. Not because McCain's position on the so-called "nuclear option" was right in principle. No, the Standard lauded McCain's success with the "Gang of 14" because it preserved the ability of a Republican minority to block future Democratic judicial nominations.
For the details, see:
"The Weekly Standard's Hypocritical Praise for John McCain."
That said, it looks like exactly what it is: the seldom refered to talking phallus from Alice does Wonderland.
NorskBamse @ 6:
Oh, and by the way... the thing on the right hand side is the same thing... only whiter.
NorskBamse @ 6:
ROTFLMAO!
Start putting some kind of a five year survival plan together because the future does not look to STABLE regardless of which Gnome gets in.
You're right. It does look like a potato with legs. The other thing looks like a garden sculpture.
Can you take a potatoe sack and fill it with shit, put feet on it, and even consider putting a smile on it? I think so.
william the bloody is living proof.
Oh gaWd! Its him! Run awayyyy..................
It looks like a dick-head to me.
I know it's off topic but . . . . .
You might want to catch Obama's Sunday Sermon also.
Barack spoke today at the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia. His full remarks as prepared for delivery follow ...
The Scripture tells us that when Joshua and the Israelites arrived at the gates of Jericho, they could not enter. The walls of the city were too steep for any one person to climb; too strong to be taken down with brute force. And so they sat for days, unable to pass on through.
http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/post/rospars/CGxG9#comments
Otay @ 16:
Like I was saying on #2
looks like a dick!
sorry
btw 99,000 primary votes for ron paul total all early states
rudy...57,000
who is the fringe candidate?
A mushroomed prick. That describes his inflated ego.
L.A. Confidential @ 18:
Great minds think alike....and so do okay minds like ours.
Otay @ 21:
It's fairly obvious don't ya think?
Question Blog @ 19:
Both of them are. The question is who is more fringe.
L.A. Confidential @ 17:
So like uh, I thought we supposed to be separate Churchianity and State. Isn't that the mandate the Founding Fathers and Mothers gave everyone?
Here's a nice Xmas pose by Mr. Kristol (or his mother?).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/iremon/BK1.jpg
NorskBamse @ 10:
My thoughts EXACTLY!
Why is Billy smiling while everyone else is in "Malaise" ??
Could that be the Abominable Snowman's penis resembling an abominable Faux News jerk?
Bill is hangin' with his gnomies?
Bill Kristol's creepy smile and oddly smooth face always remind me of statements about 'perfect possession' by the exorcist Father Malachi Martin, "... when the demon has taken complete control. The perfectly possessed person is totally lost. There is nothing I can do ... The peculiar thing is that these people are usually highly sophisticated, and the last thing you would suspect is that they were in league with the Devil. But there is always something about them. It may be a look in their eyes, a tone of voice, a sense of coldness, of contempt. Something inhuman. When you encounter it, you know you have met the true enemy."
In other news, the garden gnome population has suffered significant genetic damage from polluted run-off, as shown in this picture...
Okay, I give up. Which is the real dick?
JJohnson @ 26:
Ditto ! On the second thought, could it be Pennis Miller after the clorox desinfecting cycle ?
L.A. Confidential @ 18:
The thing on the right doesn't look a thing like Cheney.. I don't know what you are talking about. ;)
Adamkun @ 32:
Which one is the garden gnome?
it looks like a dick with ears...... you meant the one on the left didnt you?
It looks like the tumor that I hope is attaching itself to Rush Limbaughs' painkiller-ridden head. From the looks of it, it grew legs from all the Oxycontin.
L.A. Confidential @ 2:
Mr. Krystol was the brains behind Dan Qualude, so his smirking face has been shoveled up our collective asses for a few decade, far longer than those 7 years. In my opinion...
The assclowns @foxnoise have been so utterly and alarmingly wrong about their entire world view from the war to the economy they've destroyed their credibility and taken the republican party down with the ship along with its fail filtered pretender president.
They've spun the country off a cliff and its incredible some of them are still on tv instead of being tried for war crimes and treason in certain cases. Every choreographed talking point douche-bag from Doucey to Hume needs to be rounded up and shipped off to Retard Island where they can pundit their expertise among like minded pundits.
You are an embarrassment to thinking people everywhere.
A smug arrogant sissy with the shiat eatin' grin-Yup, that's Kristol all right.
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1791/kristolgnomesp9.jpg
Robert Wenz @ 30:
I had a similar discussion with some colleages a while back. And one of them brought up that term (perfectly possesed) to describe the current cabal of people in charge. They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul, and if you look at the eyes of the GOP operatives and their pundits, you can get easily frightened.
I never noticed that until it was pointed out to me. The perfect example is Bush, he is affable until rattled... then look at his expression, and it is truly frightening. Krystol shit eating grin, when discussing things like the possible events that may have caused the deaths of untold scores of innocent Iraqi civilians, has alway been disturbing to me personally.
That's not a gnome. It's a troll.
It appears to me to be a shithead on a stick.
Speaking for misshapen potatoes with legs, I take offense at being compared to Kristol.
I have to say it looks like a butt plug. I was in an adult shop the other day and I saw an actual butt plug that looked exactly like that except it was Shrub jr.
"And they worshipped the image of the beast"
Looks like a bleached California Raisin on steroids.
Snapping Turks?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Exh...
I've seen better smiles on a plump babe's butt.
Oh no, everybody run and hide, it's Peter Lorre back from the grave,
And he wants his face back!!!
Somebody said butt plug.
Copy that. Took the words right out of my mouth.
They're all buttplugs - Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Kristol, Rove, Limbaugh, the lot. McCain, Mitt, Huckabee and Giuiliani too.
The garden gnome has that same, smirking, know-it-all look that Billy sports all the time on his superior contenance on Faux news...
Can you transplant buttplugs to a bald spot on our heads?
I don't need no hairy butt.
I would love to see Silly Billy's face when after a know-it-all pontification, someone asked him, "Do you really believe all the crap that spews out your orifice?"
White pasty complexion, lumpy visage . . . my god you're right! Kristol is a misshapen potato with legs.
What does Silly Billy have in common with our yards?
They're all full of manure.
Ma'am -
You do a grave injustice to potatoes everywhere!
Here's a scary thought
When kristolnacht goes to the great gay disco in the sky
jonah goldbooger will take over the Review
Probably complete with color me pictures and connect the dots.
Perhaps Bill's buttplug got out, and ran as far away as it could. That is why it is able to smile again. Or was, until found out.
He looks like a little dickhead. So does the snow sculpture.
It is obviously a smiling turd.
So instead of William "Bloody" Kristol, we now have William "the bloody turd" Kristol, representative of the conservative movement.
to me, it looks like an Imp and the definition of an Imp applies as well to Neocons like Bill Kristol. Neocons are instigators. Not actual combatants. Their traits are exactly like those of an Imp. See if this fits:
"An imp is a mythological being similar to a fairy or demon, frequently described in folklore and superstition. The word derives from the term ympe, used to denote a young grafted tree.
max is the definition an Imps are usually described as mischievous more than seriously threatening, and as lesser beings rather than more important supernatural beings. The attendants of the devil are sometimes described as imps. They are usually described as lively and having small stature."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imp
Oh thanks. I wanted to get this off my chest: Little Billy Kristol looks like he's still in a high chair, smiling for cookies from his doting mother. "Oh look, honey! He's soooo precocious!"
That's the image he conjures up for me. But "gnome" works pretty well too.
Looks like a couple of baggy scrotii.
Please put some pants on it....Please. It's turning me off men.
Although, it could also be similar to the mythical Goblin. Neocons like Kristol fit that definition as well.
61 Smgumby
It is by want of a single consonant for Vanna White to be a bowel movement.
Defiantly a PORTRAit of KRISTOL when he is full of shit and constipated.
Wow neither one of these guys seems to have a penis!
Looks like Chipmunk John McCain, to me.
55 NMRon Says: White pasty complexion, lumpy visage . . . my god you’re right! Kristol is a misshapen potato with legs.
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Would he be any easier to take doused in ketchup?
gfm975 @ 44:
You are speaking about the one on the left, correct? ;)
I wish Larry Flynt or Mike Rogers had dirt on Kristol
Behold, the Haliburton's Kristol Butt Plug...made of solid industrial concrete to penetrate any wingnut's ass, can destroy any anal cyst in its way.
It looks like the tumor that I hope is attaching itself to Rush Limbaughs' painkiller-ridden head, while growing at an alarming rate. From the looks of it, it grew legs from all the Oxycontin. I wonder, if you rub it's tumor-head, will it grant wishes?
This butt-plug is starting to look more and more like its host! Bloody Hell! ITS ABOUT BLOODY TIME!!!
The bugger is eating away through him and turning into him!
I think its the early symptoms of a sex {ex}change actually...
yea... so much insecurity, paranoia and delusional psychosis
with lobbyists and secret societies' orgies will definitly make anyone end up looking a lot like that... Sorry Billy, ce la vie!
I know my garden gnomes as well as the next guy. This one is called the essential dickhead.
Garden gnomes started out as phallis' in Roman times...
A constipated asshole?
The thing looks like a neocon who had his a$$ kicked up inside his scull. Just saying....
It look like a tiny little dickhead; OMFG it is Bill Kristol!
Speaking as a proctologist, I think it looks like a rectal polyp.
Oops - I pressed the submit button too quickly - the one on the right looks like a garden gnome, the one on the left is the one that looks like a rectal polyp.
It's a sculpted white Turd Blossom.
And here I'd thought they'd broken the mold after Karl Rove.
It looks like william the bloody kristol. not quite as pastey.
The one on the right is something I saw in a porno store. On the left,I know that one,it's a big pile of poop.
It looks like a huge white turd. A perfect representation of herr Kristol.
A mushroom cloud.
The US has just a bad culture problem.
It’s all about success and winning.
Same for the people, same for the government. Both can’t stand losing.
So even if you broke.. don’t cut back; just borrow and spend.
The future is not important. Only the “me” and “now”.
It’s infantile behavior.
Spoiled little brats.
Sorry, wrong thread
Otay @ 16:
on the left or the right?
a short stubby liitle dick,with a smiley face on it.........but a butt plug works too.
The likeness and comparable intelligence are uncanny.
I must say it looks like a true 'dick head'. Someone put a condom on that thing before it infects someone.
it looks like kristol:
a stunted, self-engorged penis.
Such RUDE comments. Such nasty things to say about penises.
It looks more like a big lump of SHIT.
Oh dear. Such nasty things to say about Shit.
Picture Perfect scene of a great and upcoming movie, "Portrait of an Ass-Hat".
"CoIntelPro Says:
Otay @ 16:
It looks like a dick-head to me.
on the left or the right?"
Yes.
Don Davis @ 3:
Please don't degrade a perfectly useful and non-destructive drug in the same sentence with that smug little punk Kristol...
"What does it look like to you?" You ask?
Can I say "shit" on the internet?
Happenstance @ 48:
Hilarious! Perfect!
Is this what happens to Viagra users if they don't "call [their] doctor for an erection lasting more than four hours?" Yikes! Maybe Kristol should consider a switch to Cialis.
Is it equipment for use in the Kristol Method, whatever that might be? A form of pre-emptive contraception used like a chastity belt? A system of pre-emptive self defence where you spread lies about someone then beat the living daylight out of them with this lumpen curiosity? A kind of nepotism where the freakish totem is used to indicate the family resemblance?
OTOH, it could just be a neo-con idol to go next to the busts of Reagan and Jerry Falwell on the altar.
It looks just like Kristol. I'm sorry, no matter how heavy that is, I'd have to use it for skeet.
My boyfriend thinks that neocon commen-dictator Bill Kristol looks like Dr. Finkelstein from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
http://mudcub.livejournal.com/25222.html
You decide.
It's an ass with feet.
You libs want NO other voice other than your own, huh-- give me a break
whatever the creepy looking object on the right of the picture is, it could not possibly be any more stupid, inaccurate or bloodthirsty than the creepy looking object frequently known as William Kristol
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