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Chuck Norris: John McCain Is Too Old To Be President

After losing steam following his big debut in Iowa, the Huckabee campaign is sending out the big guns to undercut Senator McCain. Apparently, Chuck Norris fears McCain might not have long to live.

Campaigning for Mike Huckabee, actor Chuck Norris said Sunday that Sen. John McCain is too old to handle the pressures of being president.

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"I didn't pick John to support because I'm just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency," said Norris, who was hosting a fundraiser for Huckabee at his Lone Wolf Ranch.

Huckabee will be 52 in August. Read on...

John Amato: You can see the type of attacks that will begin on McCain by the right wing base of the party that despises him over so many issues. After McCain won the South Carolina primary, RW talk show host Larry Elder---uttered the same word on FOX Saturday night when he called McCain: OLD. They are making no secret that they will use age against him...I've partnered with AOL to be part of their "Hot Seat" segment. Take the AOL poll below the fold.

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538 comments

The funny thing is, McCain is the right's best hope for a permanent Iraq occupation.

Also, in a round about way Chuck Norris just wished a presidential candidate dead, and it was reported on by a politics blog. What a world we live in.

How bout the thug's tell us how they're gonna solve W's economic mess? McCain admits economics befuddle him.

And only God knows what Huckleberry thinks.

Fuck what Mitt thinks.

But keep slinging the mud, dipshits. What tiny little people they are.

All I have to say is that if you need a washed-up TV sitcom star like Chuck Norris to stump for you then you are in big trouble.

Mmmmm Chuck Norris is such a big hot thweaty manzy man! I should do what he tells me.

I'm not gay.

Unlike our current vice-president who has had how many heart attacks?

I cannot fathom why the right thinks Mitt-I've never held an opinion I'm not willing to change-Romney is going to have the gumption to keep us in Iraq with the opsition to that stance growing every day.

Then again, maybe the Powers don't want to stay there, and want to vote the guy in that will cave in order to save face.

Who freakin' knows what those maroons are thinking at any point.

McCain isn't as easy to control, that is for shore.

So now, in addition to "in dog years," we have "in president years."

Hey, ummm, Chuck? You're only five years younger than he is.

A few too many round-house kicks to the head, I fear...

That blond chick is trying not to nod off on her feet.

Actually , McLame is too old ; the last time we had an "elder president" was Ronnie Retard.............How'd that imbecile's presidency turn out ?

Then again , Chuck ; your boy isn't anyone that deserves to even be invited to the Oval Office , much less make decisions inside it ...........

The theme "McCain is too old" may be a message from the power guys behind the curtain: we can't afford now to stay in Iraq.

Frankly, WHO CARES what CHUCK NORRIS thinks about the presidency?

Did Arnold open the way for washed up action stars to matter when it comes to politics?

Did Chuck mention what he thought McCain's cause of death might be? Because if it ends up being a blow to the windpipe I think Chuck's going to need a good alibi.

"Right Wing" of the party? WTF are YOU smoking? The whole PARTY is right wing. At the risk of Godwin's Law, it's like talking about the Right Wing of the Nazi Party. Heck - the DEMOCRATIC PARTY is right wing, too, just less so than the Republicans, who are, by and large, ignorant cryptofascists. The USA has been a one party state since Reconstruction, and most certainly since the 1970s. Both parties have bought into the neoliberal gloablist imperialist position, and neither party has either a plan or an intention of divesting themselves of that untenable and idiotic unipolar nonsense.

I think a Clinton v McCain contest would be a tweedleDee / tweedleDumb choice. A Clinton v Romney contest would be tweedleDee / tweedleDumber. And Clinton v Huckabee would be tweedleDee / tweedledeedledeedle JESUS! HALLELUJAH!!! dumbest.

McCain would beat Hillary, as when one is faced with two faces of imperialism, the stupid one will win.

Reminds me of an ancient proverb: Never heed the words of someone sporting a mullet.

Hey Chuck -- I don't give a f*ck what you think!

Your boy Huckleberry is TOO RELIGIOUS to be President!

Uh, Ronny was 70 when he took over the office of the presidency... is Chucky saying Ronny was too old?

I thought they thought Ronny was the greatest pres who ever walked the planet .... what a difference one or two years can make when your in your 70s

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan

It won't matter after tomorrow.

Nice wig, Chuck! You fucking fruitcake

Huck for president, Chuck for vice president -- lot of entertainment value there.

That was awesome! Go Chucky HIYAH!!

Just my experience in health care ( >25 years cirtical care RN ), but 52 is the age I noticed as THE age for young men to die from the "big one".

Bruce Lee could have kicked Norris's ass.

Campy @ 15:

Reminds me of an ancient proverb: Never heed the words of someone sporting a mullet.

But then again, a good chunk of Huckabee's voter base probably sport mullets.

Anyone who listens to this has-been deserves to hear whatever he says. I mean come on. And this guy is good for what exactly, when it comes to speaking about the future of our country....or anything else for that matter?

I had never heard of him before he hooked up with Huck, now I've heard too much of him.

I don't know, man. If I had to take another Republican presidency, I'd rather it be McCain than Huckabee.

He is old.

Ah, so the idiot washed up action star says that his religious nut of a candidate is more of a spring chicken than the biggest panderer in his party?

Bush's legacy: lowering the bar.

Hey Chuck, go win the Iraq war with your kicks and stuff, then...we'll make YOU president.

Chuck Norris Claims that Jesus is Too Old To Lead Christianity

If you've got a self-aggrandizing psycho like Chuck Norris gunning for you I don't think it matters what age you are. McCain had better watch his back.

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Anyone who listens to this has-been deserves to hear whatever he says. I mean come on. And this guy is good for what exactly, when it comes to speaking about the future of our country....or anything else for that matter?

I had never heard of him before he hooked up with Huck, now I've heard too much of him.

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

I try not to say much about people's physical looks, but I swear this guy looks like he would be very much at home sitting on the porch in the movie "Deliverance". Can he play a banjo?

Yeah and Chuck is too old to make another semi-interesting episode of Walker Texas ranger.

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Anyone who listens to this has-been deserves to hear whatever he says. I mean come on. And this guy is good for what exactly, when it comes to speaking about the future of our country....or anything else for that matter?

I had never heard of him before he hooked up with Huck, now I've heard too much of him.

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

What happens tomorrow?

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I just can't believe actors nowdays....they get so much plastic surgery that they don't even look like themselves anymore, dye their hair hidious colors, and they then wonder why they can't get any parts, so they start slupping for canidates for president...lmao. I for one am not impressed with any of the candidates. I do appreciate Obama's truthfullness about doing drugs and stuff while younger. Heck, just tell the truth for once. It always comes out anyway. And I know I will get alot of flack for this, but Hilary is starting to look better to me because she is starting to become human...and thats a good thing. If they could clone Abe Lincoln...he has my vote plus I don't think he had a staff writer doing his speeches for him...so what he wrote was by him and I'd like to see these canidates write their own speeches. Bushes would be full of hmmmms and hmmmms....lmao...take care everyone and lets see what happens.....you have to vote to count....

By the time he would finish his first 4 year term, he would be in his 80's...

I'm not a big McCain fan and Chuck has no clue what we need in a president, but age should not be a consideration in selecting for or against anyone in their 60s or 70s. I am 73 and in the best overall health of my life and a world class sprinter (White Lightening) in my age group. A solid knowledge of the US Constitution and the economics of Von Mises, Friedrich Hayek and Murray Rothbard plus a proven record of manly integrity are the essentials, none of which are to be found in the Huckster or McCain, but all three are present big time in Dr. Ron Paul. I admire Chuck, but he made a poor choice of candidate and an inaccurate statement on his behalf.

McCain is the real deal. Best Statesman, Most Experienced, Great Military Background. Paid his dues for his Country, and continues, he`s the Real Patriot Running. Age>???????? It`s a number.
FDR, Harry, Eisenhower, All had age, and with it goes experience. Winston Churchill Of England wasn`t a young dude either. Whats age got to do with it? Especially if you are well qualified. Take A HIKE Chuck. What is your rationale. Huck looks as old as McCain.
Who cares what a you think, make Pics, let it alone. Go McCain Go.

Did Chuck not ever hear of Ronald Wilson Reagan 40th president of the U·S. (1981-89)who in fact achieved a significantly lower rate of inflation; lowered personal income taxes; greatly increased defense spending while reducing expenditures on social programs.Also to note he was the oldest man who ran and won to be President,not once but twice.

Chuck, I am 73 and I will kick your ass up between your ugly-ass ears! Don't tell ME we veterans are too damned old! Got combat experience FOR REAL instead of play fighting? Do you? Screw games; this is for real! I'll take you left eyeball out in two seconds - try me!

John McCain earned his stripes the HARD WAY! He knows real pain not from "sport" and showing off with the rules of the sport. I still gag from a karate chop to my throat in Tokyo from some disgruntled Nip because I remembered and knew survivors of Bataan - but I won the match anyway. I still weep with the Chinese who suffered from the Jap's medical experimental camps that made the Nazis look like pansies. YOU fight on the mat with rules of a bleeding game! John didn't have rules when they broke his arm but failed to break his spirit! John McCain has earned the right to be president and I would follow him into Hell and back. My name is Robert W. Morgan and now I live in Whitefish, Montana. But don't let that fool you! I worked with various US government agencies in Castro's Communist Cuba and behind the Iron Curtain when you were sucking your mama's titty. Come talk face-to-face, son. I am old, I am thinner than ever, but by damn I have enough fire to eat your pansy-ass alive! Let's get a REAL man into office - for once! Screw pasty-faced politicians! I believe every man or woman who runs for office must have served this nation through military service to earn that privilege. If they aren't willing to do that, they have no right to serve in any high office. Period. As for John's age, hah! He has chutspah and wisdom! How about you?

Travis @ 1:

The funny thing is, McCain is the right's best hope for a permanent Iraq occupation.

Also, in a round about way Chuck Norris just wished a presidential candidate dead, and it was reported on by a politics blog. What a world we live in.

CHUCK NORRIS...YOU CAN'T ACT..!!
you are a lousy actor..it's like watching someone read a book..
How would you know who would be the best president?

I think the weedhopper is still smoking his weed.MCCAINE IS A STRONG GOOD AND FAIR PERSON. HE KNOWES THE PAIN
THAT IT TAKES A COUNTRY TO HAVE TO GO TO WAR.

democrats are pussies and are ruining america

Chuck Norris needs to go back to Texas Ranger. There he was good. Now I think he stinks.
He had his face right next to McCain's at one of the ??whatever smiling etc. I think he just wanted his face on TV. What is with him. Jerk.

QuakerDave @ 8:

Hey, ummm, Chuck? You're only five years younger than he is.

A few too many round-house kicks to the head, I fear...

Pay attention, guy. Norris isn't running for president. Sheesh!

I think Chuck Norris better keep his mouth shut about John McCain whos ever bit fit to run this country He is a surviver and determand man - look at some of them men still in congress and the house- in Highest Court in land = some in congress has to le helped to their seats and fall asleep-Chuch best worry about his own health - he don;t look so hot --He Chuck look at out VP hes still around men are living longer now days= John Looks healthy to me- som scat you can't help huck just cause your Hollywood -

McCain is just the ripe age and background to be president. Nobody knows how foreign countrys work and the warfare that goes on. He is not flashy, social, or slick with words. Just very solid!!! None of the other ones are worth looking at since they dont come near. He would be a knowledgeable representative of our country with other country dignetaries.
Hillary knows political meneuvering.Period.
guliano would be my second and then there is nobody else. I dont disrespect them but the gap is so huge between the others.

There are many people who matter in the world, Chuck Norris is not one of them.

wow, chuck norris needs to grow up.

Chuck Norris?!? He is TOO OLD to be acting anymore. YOU clear a path old man. You are the same age as McCain and you probably don't have much longer to live either!

JOHN McCAIN HAS EARNED THE RIGHT THROUGH DEVOTION TO COUNTRY. HE HAS DONE SOMETHING THAT CHUCKY NORRIS COULD NEVER DO. HE HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY HONORABLY!! HAS BEEN MOVIE STARS DON'T COUNT FOR DIDDLY .... IN MY BOOK. McCAIN COULD PROBABLY PUT CHUCKY ON HIS BUTT!! JOHN McCAIN IS A ROCK SOLID AMERICAN .I HAVE PERSONALLY SPOKEN TO JOHN . HE IS VERY ARTICULATE.
HE KNOWS MORE THAN CHUCKY WILL EVER KNOW.
CHUCKY IS SIDING WITH A LOSER .HUCKABY DOESN'T STAND A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL AT WINNING THE NOMINATION.
PERHAPS CHUCKY WILL HIRE OLD HUCKABY FOR HIS GARAGE BAND?? I HEAR HE CAN SOMEWHAT PLAY A GUITAR. OR PERHAPS OL HUCK CAN FIT INTO HIS BUDDY FROM ARKANSAS CABINET SHOULD GOD FORBID SHE WIN!!! HILARY COULD USE A PREACHER TO KEEP HER FIRST GENTLEMAN IN LINE SHOULD THEY GET TO THE WHITEHOUSE.

pat Johnson @ 307:

glen @ 290:

john mc cain is for allowing the criminal illegal immigration and therefore he is treasonous. methinks it would have been better if he had died in viet nam with honor.

shame on you! that's a rotten thing to say!!

You know some times one get;s their wish , but it comes back reversed- better say your prayers and ask forgivness so evil will not be guide you .

If the American voter is swayed by the comments of an aging has-been karate B-movie star, I think this nation is in big trouble.

McCain is a great American who will be a great President. He has always put the country first.

Edward

my friends I am not old. i am experienced

The right wing hollyweird folks are daffy......Hukkleberry and Norris might be secret lovers????? but they hate it!

chuck norris is a little bit to old to be doing action movies not that he ever had one that was any good.

Well I agree that Chuck Norris is no genius but I gotta say that I have read enough of the 371 comments to know that the vast majority of you idiots aren't either. It always amazes me how people show there ignorance when given the opportunity to voice there opinion. Probably not one of you has the brains or the balls to run a free food pantry let alone the greatest country on earth. And given the the attacks that George Bush has endured in 7 years you Pussy's would have stuck your heads up your ass and ran....

Chuck pretends to be a hero, McCain is a hero

MC CAIN IS TOO TOO OLD.
THERE SHOULD BE A CUTOFF AGE FOR ALL POLITICAL OFFICES WE HAVE A MINUMUM AGE WHY NOT A MAXIMUM. I SAY MAKE 65 THE CUTOFF AGE. OVER 65 ITS SOCIAL SECURITY NOT POLITICAL OFFICE. IF WE ENACTED THIS RULE WE COULD WIPE OUT MOST OF THE SENATE. SENATOR BIRD MUST BE 99 BY NOW. REMEMBER HIM HES WAS LIKE THE HEAD KLANSMAN IN W.VA. PROBABLY STILL IS. I SAY GET RID OF THOSE OLDSTERS GOD KNOWS WE NEED YOUNG BLOOD IN THE POLITICAL MESS.
ANOTHER THOUGHT REMEMBER THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE MOVIE. WHO CAN SAY THAT WHEN MC CAIN WAS A PRISONER HE WASN'T PROGRAMMED TO BE A NUT IN THE FUTURE? I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THAT CHANCE. PUT MCCAIN ON SOCIAL SECURITY NOW. ME I WANT MITT ROMNEY I THINK HE'S COOL.

People don't be sheep, you listen to what the candidates say and what they don't say, then make up your mind. Don't let the media and so called celebrities decide how you vote. This is not a game you use to play on the playground who is most popular. Pick the best person for where we are in history now. Look at character and values on how they live and work. If they most fit your values vote for them, its a vote for you and where you are in this point of your life.

I thik John McCain is a fine man- We all make a mistake once in a while-Thats why we have eracers on our pencile;s-- Look at huckbees voting record- he voted for every tax set before him - He even voted to revise the death tax-- have live to see my 81 birth day - i have seen every denocrat that has been in elections say " I feel your pain-yea -where -in your poket book-Dont make me laugh they all are millionares -what I have never figured out is-Why dont they pay their own way if they want to be President- I have it now--Every one I have talked too have noticed how much Ron Paul has goten so ,much money to stay in this race- Hes a good man but he goes all way back to Cival war-If he loses -who's nest egg looses a bunch of money -not Paul - get it - none will risk their own as there will be only one winner- You have lost at least half you retiremnt moneyd -whos crying- who feels your pain- I bank ( with out haveing donate one penny --John Mc Cain has my vote as hes ben there and to me a hero - he was a POW and I thank him and all vets and our troops -God bless them amd God bless America - at leat I know Im free --Blessings=

Chuck Norris is washed up himself LOL

Regan was 69 when he got elected.

MCMetal @ 10:

Actually , McLame is too old ; the last time we had an "elder president" was Ronnie Retard.............How'd that imbecile's presidency turn out ?

Then again , Chuck ; your boy isn't anyone that deserves to even be invited to the Oval Office , much less make decisions inside it ...........

MCMetal must have too much metal between his ears!!! I'll take Reagan over that pot-smoking, lying scumbag Clinton and his scripted BSing wife anytime. I'll tell you how Reagan's presidency turned out; He brought down the Soviets, took down the iron curtain, he didn't allow any third world country to fall under communism, brought pride back to our nation and military. As for Clinton he gave us the bombings of the WTC (1993), Kobar Towers, USS Cole, American Embassies in Africa, and when the Sudanese government offered us Bin Laden, he was too busy with Monica Lewinsky under his desk. While Clinton and Hillary were running around Europe in the 70's protesting against the U.S. and supporting the Viet-Cong, John McCain, a true american hero was being tortured in part because of the same people (Jane Fonda) that support them today. As for Chuck Norris, the only war that fudge packer ever served in was on a set in Hollywood. So much for courage.

It's funny how good ole Chuck Norris can say things like that about a man who earns everyone's respect for what he has done on behave of his country. What has Chuck Norris done? Oh I know, he placed that thing he calls his hair on his head and parades around and questions people, whats the matter? Dude, that dead raccoon on your head doesn't fool anyone, "YOU'RE BALD!!!". pUT THAT THING TO REST SO WE CAN ALL PRAY TO GOD AND THANK HIM FOR ALLOWING US TO SEE HOW STUPID YOU LOOK WITH A DEAD STINKY RAT ON YOUR CROME DOME.

Now you can talk Chuck Norris, you are only 5' 4'' tall and claim to be taller, the angle of the camera is lowered so he appears to be taller, there Chuck, it doesnt feel nice does it? How much money did you pay your current wife to marry you? Does her boyfriend get jealous?

John McCain is a genuine American hero. Chcuk Norris played one in film and tv. There is a big difference. Why would anyone care what Norris thinks. Let him go back to selling Total Gyms.

Tony White @ 391:

MCMetal @ 10:

Actually , McLame is too old ; the last time we had an "elder president" was Ronnie Retard.............How'd that imbecile's presidency turn out ?

Then again , Chuck ; your boy isn't anyone that deserves to even be invited to the Oval Office , much less make decisions inside it ...........

MCMetal must have too much metal between his ears!!! I'll take Reagan over that pot-smoking, lying scumbag Clinton and his scripted BSing wife anytime. I'll tell you how Reagan's presidency turned out; He brought down the Soviets, took down the iron curtain, he didn't allow any third world country to fall under communism, brought pride back to our nation and military. As for Clinton he gave us the bombings of the WTC (1993), Kobar Towers, USS Cole, American Embassies in Africa, and when the Sudanese government offered us Bin Laden, he was too busy with Monica Lewinsky under his desk. While Clinton and Hillary were running around Europe in the 70's protesting against the U.S. and supporting the Viet-Cong, John McCain, a true american hero was being tortured in part because of the same people (Jane Fonda) that support them today. As for Chuck Norris, the only war that fudge packer ever served in was on a set in Hollywood. So much for courage.

People continue to grow and mature at all ages. Our best presidents were older men. They are more patient, more confident, and they finish their jobs. Young presidents:they lie,they exagerate their credabilaty, etc. Yes older presidents are more likely to become ill. So they need good vice presidents.
ann

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No love for MLK today?

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Anyone who listens to this has-been deserves to hear whatever he says. I mean come on. And this guy is good for what exactly, when it comes to speaking about the future of our country....or anything else for that matter?

I had never heard of him before he hooked up with Huck, now I've heard too much of him.

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

Why LA, what on earth are you talking about? You don't think that smell wafting out of DC is panic do you? Nothing that $800 couldn't make right as rain.

I think that about dooms Huckabee's chances. If there's one way to piss off the MSM - it's by being mean to saint McCain.

Good reminder for the General Election. Now no democrat has to mention this.

Republicans devouring each other. It's like watching a shark frenzy only way more fun. :-):-):-)

Hey, McCain is healthier than Rudy. And McCrazy's mom is as old as a vulcan. Sorry Chuck, he's going to be around for a while...hopefully not as president.

I Don't like Chuck or any of his stupid movies but I have to agree with him on this one.

seevee @ 37:

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Anyone who listens to this has-been deserves to hear whatever he says. I mean come on. And this guy is good for what exactly, when it comes to speaking about the future of our country....or anything else for that matter?

I had never heard of him before he hooked up with Huck, now I've heard too much of him.

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

Why LA, what on earth are you talking about? You don't think that smell wafting out of DC is panic do you? Nothing that $800 couldn't make right as rain.

Europe and Asian markets are tanking big time today.

When Wall Street opens tomorrow watch out.

L.A. Confidential @ 42:

Europe and Asian markets are tanking big time today.

When Wall Street opens tomorrow watch out.

Better to aware then totally ignorant.

Sen. John McCain is old, insane, and a military crazed infividual who would wage more wars of aggression. McCain is dangerous and so too are the beliefs of Mike Huckabee.

Another GOP victory and Republican president spells America's doom and demise.

GO HUCKLEBERRY!

Drag everyone and everything down to the trailerpark with you.

I could not be happier. Let the Repubs tear each other to shreds.

This totally reinforced my belief that I have held for a very long time that Chuck Norris is a real total asshole. Why is this creepy fuck given any credence whatsoever? He's the action hero to evey knuckle-dragging, inbred white supremist. Yet another reason I hate born-again redneck dickheads from Texas.

Accept no substitute assholes, ask the man that IS one.

McCain is not just old he's a favorite of neoconservatives like Bill Kristol. He would be like Bush on steroids indeed. Go Romney!

Why is it that has been actors always run their mouths, their fifteen seconds of fame is over, he's played the hero so many times it has gone to his head, just like Martin Sheen, he has played a president so many times he thinks he is the president. Chuck, take you rug off and act your age

Well at least Tony has it right. Hey McMetal you got embacile right except you directed it at the wrong person...HUM...

Nothing like a little age discrimination....
John McCain is a great guy and he's going to to a great President.

jim @ 269:

One of our best presidents ever was older than him. Ronald Reagan

HAHAHAHAHA

reagan was a piss-poor president.

OK...who in the right mind would listen to an actor anyway??

skud @ 48:

Apparently it doesn't take a lot of brains to be martial artist, movie star or a president, just a good PR team and script writers. In other words you don’t need a lot of marbles to become a millionaire. I have to wonder how many more Chucks and Georges we have out there in public life? God help us – our country is being run by a bunch of evil Forest Gumps.
Personally I would be completely in favor of an IQ test for all persons seeking public office.

What say you?

If an IQ is what you are looking for in a president then Romney leads the pack on all the rest! The guy is brilliant in the economic circles and he is whole lot better than the rest of the pack.

WHAT ABOUT IMPORTS. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOMESTIC AND A IMPORT IS A LOYAL AMERICAN.

Hey, I am Chuck Norris. I use to be some what good looking, but now I just pay a chick for a date and tell her lame stories of how I beat this guy and that guy. Wow, did I say I WAS good looking? Hey, I'm Chuck Norris and I pretend to be a bad ass guy that beats everyone up, so what Im only 5' 4'' and think Im tall. Atleast Im taller then Danny Devito, not by much but I am.

Hey, Im Chuck Norris, Im hoping that , whats his name? Romney? Oh yea, I hope he makes me in charge of the social security administration so I can tell everyone, you're old and you should buy my work out gym. Hey, IM chuck norris, you know me, the guy that makes an ASS out of myself everytime I open my mouth.

mark @ 398:

Well at least Tony has it right. Hey McMetal you got embacile right except you directed it at the wrong person...HUM...

Thanks Mark, We can never allow jerks like Norris or these idiots on the left to forget history.

Hey - I'm a veteran, and I respect John McCain for his service to our country - but people still error. People need to educate themselves before casting their vote during this especially crucial time in history.

Mr. McCain's age has nothing to do with his electabilitly - that is ludicrous. If a person has enough vigor and experience to run - so be it. People saying such things probably feel old themselves.

Two things that make me not want to vote for Mr. McCain however are:

1.) Why is McCain a member of the CFR? That is the Council on Foreign Relations? - this is a facist group of international leaders that are laying the foundation for the New World Order - one world government. My opinion is this: Absolute power corrupts absolutely - NWO sounds like a creepy idea - whether your religious or not.

2.) Why would a vet like himself (who intimately knows the horrors of war from personal experience) feel that United States Soldiers are responsible for putting their lives on the line FOR THE WORLD - when we take the oath to become service men/women/soldiers - WE PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS... NOT THE WORLD. To many of our men and women have died in vain for foreign causes that we have no business sticking our noses in. We need to bring our troops home now and protect our borders here in this country - PERIOD. John McCain recently went on the air saying that we should stay in the Middle East ..." one hundred years if we have to" that is interesting coming from a POW like himself - could the CFR have anything to do with twisting his logic? Obviously. Google that and educate yourselves folks - even good men go bad sometimes - sorry.

NO APOLOGIES TO BE MADE.
I WILL BE VOTING FOR DR. RON PAUL this election - and whether he wins or loses - I feel I, and millions of other Americans are smart enough to understand his message regardless - and will be the first ones to tell the rest of you "I TOLD YOU SO" when (NOT IF) we wake up in a facist "NORTH AMERICAN UNION" (GOOGLE THAT) sharing our currency of AMEROS (google that) with Canada and Mexico - your dollar will be worth nothing - and we will have the hell taxed out of us - YOU CAN CRITICIZE THE MAN, BUT THERE IS NO FLAW IN HIS MESSAGE - JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THE TRUTH, DOES NOT MEAN IT IS NOT THE TRUTH - YOU JUST DISAGREE.

375--You are right- huckbee does play a guitar and hes from ARK also- Gosh he and Bill Clinton could get together and form a band-They would make a good team--The women from ARK dont want the Clintons back there's- gossip about Clintons and drugs when Bill was govenor- have e-mail from them -I knew Bill said he smoked Pot , But he didnt inhale- the he /or hillary said Obama use drugs-Its that like the pot calling the ketty b lack- the clintons should move to Hollywood -their good actors and wouldn't know the truth it it hit them in the face-God help us all if the tax and spend democrats get in- how about $1000;00 shower curtain, $50,00 hammer and 500,00 toilet seat- And Bills $1,000,00 hair cut.?????? I for one am glad my children are all raise - milk and cereal out of this world and more tax;s =what will be there for the young when they go to retire- God be with them-

A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS A VOTE FOR AMNESTY.

hell how old is the dam man

you got that right Chuckles

Hey Im chuck Norris, I think my hair I mean pet that resides on my head, ran off with the rabbitt it met in the woods. I hope they have babies so I can a different rug to wear on my crome dome, 1 for everyday of the week. SSHHHHH dont tell my girlfriend, she thinks its my real hair.

Too old to be president? Die in office? WTF are you talking about? Have we forgotten that the 72 year old John McCain is the same man who survived a Vietnamese prison camp? And you think Chuck Norris is tough? I don't think that Mr. Norris was tortured by the Viet Cong while he was filming "Delta Force" (or was that "Delta FARCE") McCain is one of the only candidates who speaks his mind and is a straight shooter. Not an actor like Chuck or Huck. His morales and integrity are intact and will be one of this countries finest Presidents. He will not back down when threatened (Clinton did) and he will not double talk us to death (Bush does). Furthermore, he will not become a stammering mound or Jello like Reagan became late in his office. JOHN McCain is one man I would be proud to call THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

crushburger higanbotham @ 66:

L.A. Confidential @ 18:

It won't matter after tomorrow.</blockqu
Chuck Norris, A man amongst men. A thinker amongst followers, A Moron amongst people whose brain matter is still enguaged

As a Ron Paul supporter I'm going to have to stick up for McCain on this one. Age is irrelivent. Chuck Norris on the other hand, should stop drinking the Jesus juice and shut up. Huckabee is a fool.

Happy MLK Day! I hope we get a good president. We are in trouble if we don't.

chuck norris is an actor?

McCain does not listen to the people at all. He's into pleasing the corporate world thats raping us right now. After themajority of the people in AZ and across the country showed they were against the amnesty bill he still voted for it every time. He didn't care about what the people wanted just the corporations that want the cheap labor no matter what it does to the country. We already have one in there like that.I wouldn't vote for him to be dog catcher! The only one running in both parties that would pay attention to the needs of the working man is Ron Paul but the media won't let that happen because he's against big government and government control of the individual states.

Thanks for wasting my time reading all these trashy insults. Don't you have better things to do. Wash your car, walk the dog, take your other one to dinner, visit the sick, reflect in a cemetery, enjoy the sunset... there are more things in life than to pick on Seniors. McCain is a great American, and others could also be, or try to be. Our duty is to VOTE our conscience, not to insult and drag thru the mud other fellow Americans. Like Kennedy said: "...ask what YOU can do for your country" , and if you insist in running down others, remember what Ronald Reagan said: "..There we go again!"

[deleted--Did your mommy not teach you manners? Don't insult the site owner on his site] A semi-spokesman for Huckabee represents the right-wing base ?
Huckabee is anything BUT right-wing. That's why the media has been loving McCain and Huckabee (as far as they are capable of loving Republican candidates) - they are not right-wing !

What do you mean by old- what if your employer came to you and said-" Your to old for this Job -I am going to have to let you go !How would you feel if you have passed every physical? Dont Judge a book by its cover unless you knoe somethig every one else don't know-
Mr McCain may out love the youngest one running-

WHAT A BUTT HEAD CHUCK NORRIS IS.. HE FREQUENTLY STOOD ON BOXES TO FOOL VIEWERS OF HIS SHORT HEIGHT. ALSO I MIGHT ADD HE OWNS MORE RUGS THAN JOAN COLLINS, AND HAS BEEN SEEN MANY TIMES APPLYING MASCARA TO HIS FACIAL HAIR AND EYEBROWS.. I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT THE AGE TO MUCH CHUCK. JOHN MC CAIN IS REAL NOT A STORE BOUGHT PHONEY LIKE YOU OR SO VAIN. " HES A REAL MAN NOT AN ACTRESS "

PatriceG @ 406:

Hey - I'm a veteran, and I respect John McCain for his service to our country - but people still error. People need to educate themselves before casting their vote during this especially crucial time in history.

Mr. McCain's age has nothing to do with his electabilitly - that is ludicrous. If a person has enough vigor and experience to run - so be it. People saying such things probably feel old themselves.

Two things that make me not want to vote for Mr. McCain however are:

1.) Why is McCain a member of the CFR? That is the Council on Foreign Relations? - this is a facist group of international leaders that are laying the foundation for the New World Order - one world government. My opinion is this: Absolute power corrupts absolutely - NWO sounds like a creepy idea - whether your religious or not.

2.) Why would a vet like himself (who intimately knows the horrors of war from personal experience) feel that United States Soldiers are responsible for putting their lives on the line FOR THE WORLD - when we take the oath to become service men/women/soldiers - WE PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS... NOT THE WORLD. To many of our men and women have died in vain for foreign causes that we have no business sticking our noses in. We need to bring our troops home now and protect our borders here in this country - PERIOD. John McCain recently went on the air saying that we should stay in the Middle East ..." one hundred years if we have to" that is interesting coming from a POW like himself - could the CFR have anything to do with twisting his logic? Obviously. Google that and educate yourselves folks - even good men go bad sometimes - sorry.

NO APOLOGIES TO BE MADE.
I WILL BE VOTING FOR DR. RON PAUL this election - and whether he wins or loses - I feel I, and millions of other Americans are smart enough to understand his message regardless - and will be the first ones to tell the rest of you "I TOLD YOU SO" when (NOT IF) we wake up in a facist "NORTH AMERICAN UNION" (GOOGLE THAT) sharing our currency of AMEROS (google that) with Canada and Mexico - your dollar will be worth nothing - and we will have the hell taxed out of us - YOU CAN CRITICIZE THE MAN, BUT THERE IS NO FLAW IN HIS MESSAGE - JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THE TRUTH, DOES NOT MEAN IT IS NOT THE TRUTH - YOU JUST DISAGREE.

What you don't understand that McCain understands is that we as Americans have a very short memory. Ask most Americans about 9/11 and they'll tell you that is ancient news. McCain understands that we are fighting an enemy that is different from any other enemy that we have ever fought. It is an enemy that is patient and willing to wait until its time to strike us again. They will not stop until they destroy us, whether its 10 days or 100 years. The only reason the Muslim terrorist have not been able to attack us again since 9/11, is because we have been killing them in record numbers over seas. John McCain understands what is at stake and that is our way of life as we know it. Your other mistake is that you obviously do not understand that our military is an all volunteer force who I'm sure understood the risk of what they might get into when they joined the greatest fighting machine in the world. I know I did.

71 is pretty old.

Who is doing their jobs in Washington while they have spent the past...so far...6 months campaigning? There should be a limit on the start of the campaigning. This is already too long and too tiresome for me, and most of the people whose opinions I've sought.

fuck all republicans. OBAMA '08!!!!!!!!

Whether you're talking about Chuck Norris (Mike Huckabee), Barbara Streisand (Hillary Clinton), or Oprah Winfrey (Barack Obama). If you are willing to let someone whose life revolves around fantasy that in no way bears a resemblance to your life determine who should vote for... then you get what you deserve.

To the extent that Chuck Norris was ever relevant to anything, those days have long since past. Now he is just an amusing asterisk in history. It is interesting that a 67 year old pretend hero is calling 71 year old REAL combat veteran too old.

My grandmother grew up on the farm. Years ago I drove her to visit her brother and sister-in-law. While there her brother insisted that we take back some fresh corn and peaches and volunteered me to help him in the field to gather the items. This man, who was 75 years old (when I was 37), collected 2 bushels of corn to every bushel I collected. One of the most politically astute men I know is a Republican accountant who is 83 years old. Mentally he is as sharp as anyone I know. Years ago I remember hearing a news article about a 90 year old woman who celebrated her 90th birthday by climbing Mount McKinley (again!!!).

Bottom line, there is no magic age at which you are "too old" to do anything that you are otherwise capable of accomplishing.

Everytime I saw Chuck Norris with his dentured grin and his flannel shirt personna up there wyh Mike Huckabee, I thought, "isn't Chuck Norris to old to be playing Chuck Norris?"

Chuck Norris makes such a compelling argument that I shit-canned everything I owned with his name on it because I'm "too old" for him now.

The Hanoi Hilton was not a movie set, Chuck.

Sergio @ 218:

It's that kind of talk Mr Chuck Norris that would have probably not have gotten one of our greatest presidents, Franklind D Roosevelt elected, who served from 1933 to 1945 and helped during the Great Depression and WWII. He is the only U.S. president to have served more than two terms and who knows if more when he died in office in 1945. I guess Chuck would have slung mud at him as well.
To talk about someone's age or physical health rather than concentrate on what they stand for and the honesty they deliver. It's sad and pathetic!</blockquo

318--You are correct-FDR- served almost 3 terms-was best Democrat President I ever seen= He was realy for his country and his people-
I listen to him on my table top -Phylico radio when he announced that America had been attact by Japan-: I declare war " he said in his huskiest voice- WW2 was started -He created many thins to helo all his people - The march of dimes for polo all school chikdren recieved their popl vascine free- He also started the WPA so men would have work- he rationed things i,e sugar, flour, gas, -started war saving bonds and saving stamps - and victor gadens We didnt have food stamps and welfare back in those days -- He had Truman as Vp and he told truman if any thing happen to him to droop the (Litttle Boy ) Thats what he called the Atomic Bomb- He was working on somethimg bigger then little boy - Truman did what FDR ask ask did have it dropped over Japan- happy days when that war was over =He will be remembered as a great man- Sad to say-But His party died with him-- May God bless America again-- blessings

Umm Chucky........

You need to keep ypur mouth shut, you are getting too damn old to be doing the kungfu crap you be doing, beside your show still sucks. I have not yet seen a acop who never got his butt whooped and good.

Mr. XXXX @ 44:

Sen. John McCain is old, insane, and a military crazed individual who would wage more wars of aggression. McCain is dangerous and so too are the beliefs of Mike Huckabee.

Another GOP victory and Republican president spells America's doom and demise.

Pat Buchanan called a hypothetical John M presidency as Bush on steroids. For once the old fool is right.

Apparently it doesn't take a lot of brains to be martial artist, movie star or a president, just a good PR team and script writers. In other words you don’t need a lot of marbles to become a millionaire. I have to wonder how many more Chucks and Georges we have out there in public life? God help us – our country is being run by a bunch of evil Forest Gumps.
Personally I would be completely in favor of an IQ test for all persons seeking public office.

What say you?

AlphaFactor @ 23:

Bruce Lee could have kicked Norris's ass.

He did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85bD005rivA

I don't call him Grampa for nothing.

BTW...what hair color does Chuck Norris (68 in March) use to hide that gray? Being only 4 years McCain's junior, I hope all his fund-raising activities aren't too much for that aging body...the strain is showing in that shriveled face and ghostly complexion.

Just sign me,

Concerned

lol

lol

coming from a man who still cant act after 40 years in t´buisness....

L.A. Confidential @ 42:

seevee @ 37:

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

Why LA, what on earth are you talking about? You don't think that smell wafting out of DC is panic do you? Nothing that $800 couldn't make right as rain.

Europe and Asian markets are tanking big time today.

When Wall Street opens tomorrow watch out.

Probably down 500-1000 points tomorrow. If you're not on the sidelines at this point its too late. It's not the end of the world however, stores will remain stocked. Let the money people have their freak-out moment, it will be interesting to watch.

AlphaFactor @ 23:

Bruce Lee could have kicked Norris's ass.

Well, Chuck Norris is a bad actor trying to play a martial arts expert. Bruce Lee was a martial arts expert trying to play a bad actor.

My money is on Mr. Lee to make mince meat of the Bearded Texan.

Also, I think that Mr. Norris is too old to try to play tough guy.

L.A. Confidential @ 42:

seevee @ 37:

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

Why LA, what on earth are you talking about? You don't think that smell wafting out of DC is panic do you? Nothing that $800 couldn't make right as rain.

Europe and Asian markets are tanking big time today.

When Wall Street opens tomorrow watch out.

Oh, I thought you meant because my state (fla) is under attack by all the damned repub party candidates. I thought maybe huck and chuck were heading toward my home. ;)

I'm ready for the market to do whatever it's going to do. Ducked and covered.

L.A. Confidential @ 42:

seevee @ 37:

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

pissed off patricia @ 25:

Better go to the grocery store and stock up before tomorrow. Thats what were doing.

Why LA, what on earth are you talking about? You don't think that smell wafting out of DC is panic do you? Nothing that $800 couldn't make right as rain.

Europe and Asian markets are tanking big time today.

When Wall Street opens tomorrow watch out.

To me, the foreign markets' tanking today being blamed on the sub-prime crisis in this country, shows that the entire world's economy (not just ours) is a house of cards.

As a percentage of global markets, the sub-prime crisis is peanuts.

Next thing we know, Busholini will be extolling the virtues of WW3 as a means of "fixing" our economy.

skud @ 48:

Apparently it doesn't take a lot of brains to be martial artist, movie star or a president, just a good PR team and script writers. In other words you don’t need a lot of marbles to become a millionaire. I have to wonder how many more Chucks and Georges we have out there in public life? God help us – our country is being run by a bunch of evil Forest Gumps.
Personally I would be completely in favor of an IQ test for all persons seeking public office.

What say you?

One of the main reasons shrub won was because there is such a resentment of intelligence and education in this dumbed down mess of a country.

Huckabee stood by and let him spout this crap??? What a dick.

Well, the Huckster is our best chance to restore the Theocracy that the Founders originally envisioned!!!

Norris is a nut. He would rather have the squirrel frying Christo-fascist who wants to change the constitution to reflect God's word than the old guy.

Tyler Durden @ 54:

AlphaFactor @ 23:

Bruce Lee could have kicked Norris's ass.

Well, Chuck Norris is a bad actor trying to play a martial arts expert. Bruce Lee was a martial arts expert trying to play a bad actor.

My money is on Mr. Lee to make mince meat of the Bearded Texan.

Also, I think that Mr. Norris is too old to try to play tough guy.

Bad news for you Chucky is a martial arts expert ... go look at the covers of many martial arts magazines .... every so often his face is on a MA mag cover at our dojo

Dr. Acula @ 56:

L.A. Confidential @ 42:

seevee @ 37:

L.A. Confidential @ 32:

Why LA, what on earth are you talking about? You don't think that smell wafting out of DC is panic do you? Nothing that $800 couldn't make right as rain.

Europe and Asian markets are tanking big time today.

When Wall Street opens tomorrow watch out.

To me, the foreign markets' tanking today being blamed on the sub-prime crisis in this country, shows that the entire world's economy (not just ours) is a house of cards.

As a percentage of global markets, the sub-prime crisis is peanuts.

Next thing we know, Busholini will be extolling the virtues of WW3 as a means of "fixing" our economy.

War certainly is not all hell when you can assign the hard work of accountability and responsibility to others or future generations.

Um... wasn't Ronnie Raygun old when he was preznit?

Ruthless People @ 60:

Norris is a nut. He would rather have the squirrel frying Christo-fascist who wants to change the constitution to reflect God's word than the old guy.

...isn't a squirrel basically a rat with a fluffy tail? Huckabee is a Republican who fries and eats fluffy tailed rats, yea that sound's about right.

Wasn't age a huge deal when Bob Dole was running for the '96 election. A very brief, very cursory wiki glance just showed me that Dole was about 73 then, McCain is 71 now. That is not a huge two year difference. I know it's not really an educated argument against a candidate, but as a kid 12 years ago I remember a LOT of talk about Dole's age so why should it be different now?

L.A. Confidential @ 18:

It won't matter after tomorrow.

Say what?

Bud @ 63:

Um... wasn't Ronnie Raygun old when he was preznit?

McCain would become the oldest man ever to be president, were he elected

Here's one possible scenerio,

McCain and his running mate Jeb Bush steal another election. Then McCain is set to pasture either while in office perhaps McCain will get sick and/or die while in office.

PNAC remains the history makers. While congress writes stern letters. Meanwhile citizens record the actions of the PNAC Neocon, as some sort of message in a bottle to the future genreation detailing how we let another Holocaust of sorts happen.

yeah, but what is rick flair's opinion of mccain??? i MUST know!

huckabee's campaign is like a bad, 1980's, golan-globus, ninja/vietnam/soldier of fortune-type USA channel movie. bad music included.

we know you are waiting to roll out captain lou albano, do it already!

http://www.freehomepages.com/jweyand1/albano.htm

Travis @ 1:

The funny thing is, McCain is the right's best hope for a permanent Iraq occupation.

Also, in a round about way Chuck Norris just wished a presidential candidate dead, and it was reported on by a politics blog. What a world we live in.

I'm a Democrat -- always have been. Even though I won't be voting for Senator McCain, I do think he's the best of that bunch by far. Anyone who thinks he's too old to be President need only look at his 90-something-year-old mom standing up on the stage with the rest of his supporters. Hope I look as good as McCain's mom when I'm her age!

Travis @ 67:

Bud @ 63:

Um... wasn't Ronnie Raygun old when he was preznit?

McCain would become the oldest man ever to be president, were he elected

only by 2 years

McCain is way out of touch with the modern world we live in, he's still stuck in the Viet Nam era where America has to occupy every country that does not think and act exactly as we do here in the US. He is a corrupt, bought and paid for politican just like Bush and you better start learning Spanish if he is elected, corperate America ownes this guy and we shall continue to live in the 1960's if he is elected. Chuck is dead on in the age issue but it's his aging brain that I am worried about, God help us because there are NO real choices for change with the people we have running except Ron Paul and he stands no chance, McCain should move to Mexico and fly the Mexican flag if he loves illegle aliens so much rather than wipe his ass on the US constution and the laws within it, if we are lucky he will stroke out before he ever gets elected, he's on the edge now. Real change in this country will now only come with a revolution and a call to arms.

These actors, or should I say, so called actors, really need to shut the hell up and stay out of the politics. They all run their mouths and you can bet that most of them do not even show up to the polls to vote when the time comes. Losers!!!

why don't you ask that spiffy wife of his if he is too old LOL. I am just kidding. Of course he is not too old. Norris needs to go back to chasing his bad guys on TV.

signed
a Democrat that would vote for McCain

Old, like all things is a matter of "mind".
Chuck should stay with what he knows best-have someone write his opinions and make another flop or get on with his spiel on the total gym.

Ronald Reagan was the oldest president ever elected and he was the ultimate poster boy for the republican party. McCain would make a great president and I believe that Huckabee's camp just lost the votes of mant senior citizens. McCain is a war hero and loyal to America not just the republicans. He has my vote.

"He had Truman as VP and he told Truman if any thing happen to him to drop the (Litttle Boy ) Thats what he called the Atomic Bomb."

Sergio makes some good points so I hate to be picky. But, at least from any of the historical material, writings, documentaries, etc., that I am familiar with indicate that President Truman was never told about the Manhattan Project or the existence of the atomic bomb until AFTER President Roosevelt's death. Accordingly, the comments in Sergio's narrative is highly unlikely.

Well, Chuck Norris is WAAAAY to old to be starring in "bust-'em-up" tough guy shows. Plus, he really needs to invest in a better hairpiece. He needs to segway into playing Grandpa roles.

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