Chuck Norris <i>Hearts</i> Huckabee, But McCain has RAMBO!
By Logan Murphy Thursday Jan 24, 2008 4:34pm
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GOP presidential hopeful John McCain joined the Fox & Friends gang Thursday morning and they had a little surprise for him. Apparently, actor Sylvester Stallone is a big fan of the Senator and thinks he's the right man for the job. McCain gets all fired up and does his best Rocky impression and Steve Doocy tells him to go pound a side of beef. Watch out, Governor Huckabee -- your celebrity endorsement just got some competition. Oy...
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Stallone is a dork.
IdahoMoe @ 1:
McCain too! :-)
They're like 12 year olds.
What's next? Who has the better baseball card collection?
Juice Monkey Stallone Takes Time Out From Shooting Up To Endorse McCain
G.O.P.ping CARTOONTITIONS!
i wonder who macgyver will endorse, what about mr. t? all of these "hot stars" should have a very significant impact on these candidates.... (i didnt say it'd be a good impact)
I thought all the hollywood people were the "liberal elitists"
below_me @ 5:
Damn! The GOP has the musclehead dimwit vote all sewn up.
When Foxx's version of "The View" helps McCain along with a Rambo endorsement, you really have to ask yourself:
Is there anyone with an IQ greater than his/her shoe-size who will vote for McCain?
What would have more steroids in it? The side of beef, or Stallone?
Has anyone else noticed that bodybuilders seem to be more attracted to right-wing parties like Republicans and Libertarians than to less martial groups? Is the attraction for the testosterone-laden the exaggerated male gender stereotypes or what? And isn't Stallone the one who has been too scared to travel to other countries of late because of "terrorists"?
LOL
Huckabee, the “Deputy Dawg” of Republicans!
“Deputy Dawg was a below average lawman, more concerned with napping than with catching bad guys. The lazy deputy was regularly reprimanded by his human boss, the Sheriff, while his friends Muskie the Muskrat, Ty Coon, and Vincent Van Gopher looked on in amusement.”
snark snark
http://www.toonopedia.com/dawg.htm
http://64.233.167.104/custom?q=cache:x9IOZgnUWQcJ:www.nostalgiacentral.c...
I guess since stallone gets his inspiration from wars and violence then McCainiac would be his logical choice.
Imagine this
McCianiac/Lieberman
can you say BOMB IRAN ?
Decision 2008;
Martial arts whoop ass or,
Exploding arrows whoop ass.
My lack of respect for Stallone has reached a new low.
On the laughable side - after endless years of listening to the Repuglickants whine about Hollywood getting involved in politics (I know, check your memory and mental acuity at the door while Reagan, Thompson, Bono, Schwarzeneggar, etc. waltz on through) we now get the grand opportunity to revel in Chuck vs. Sly - may the best airheaded steroid-popper win!
These endorsements are going to be huge for all those frequent passengers on long bus rides in third world countries.
We haven't heard from Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Dame yet, two additional endorsements I'm eagarly awaiting.
First the New York Times endorsement, now Rambo.
How will Hillary keep up?
Oh PLEASE...As if our country couldn't be even more ridiculous. Let's make the Presidential Election a bigger joke than it probably already is.
At least you can understand Chuck Norris when he talks.
Yeah, but Obama's got Oprah. These other posers wilt when faced with Oprah.
"my aging b-list star can beat up your aging b-list star!"
phony lame-brained repugs with phony muscle men.
Weak men need strong men. The End.
According to Stallone/Rambo, "War is natural and peace is accidental". Spit.
If there is a god, we will see an tagteam cagematch at the republican convention between huckabee/norris and mcain/stallone
Interesting it seems that sly has given about the same amount to Democrats and Republicans over the years.
http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/Sylvester_Stallone...
McCain has Rambo? The picture looks like McCain has hemorrhoids.
Nice pic of McCant. Looks like his lower plate is loose.....
wow ... rambo is made up like a clowney. love those rosey cheeks. welcome to the freakshow.
Hey, y'think Stollone ever regrets doing that scene in one of the Rambo sequels where he get indoctrinated as a bother-in-arms of the Mujaahideen by the elder tribesman who regales him with stories of being a Muslim holy warrior? Probably not, since you can't pump irony.
Personally before I make a commitment I'm waiting to see who the following endorse:
1 Arnold Schwarzenegger - neutral
2 Sylvester Sallone - John McCain
3 Jean-Claude Van Damme - Can the french vote?
4 Bruce Willis - Giant egos support...?
5 Steven Seagal - Who's the wife beater supporting
6 Jet Li - Not sure of citizenship
7 Chuck Norris - Huckleberry
8 Bruce Lee - Dead (wife is still alive though)
9 Jackie Chan - funny but again not sure of citizenship?
10 Bo Derek - not an action star but pretty.
10 Dolph Lundgren
He's gotta sell that movie. The interview was on Fox and even if he does believe in McCain it was a pathetic pander to the audience. I'll go see his movie though. Yes, I like Rambo. :P
Oh, for crying out loud. Who's next?
That still frame above of McCain doing a Rambo impression is HILARIOUS!
He looks constipated. LOL
Tim Ed Anshabby @ 28:
Really. Wasn't Rambo in Al Qaeda?
IdahoMoe @ 1:
yes.
but a helluva an actor!
"ah, you stink!"
(my favorite line from "rocky")
Watching a Stallone movie is kinda like being locked up in a prison camp so this endorsement makes sense in a twisted, illogical way.
IgnoranceIsNotBliss @ 31:
PeeWee Herman is going to endorse Giuliani
phantom @ 32:
no, he looks like he had a successful bowel movement.
Uncle Jack @ 36:
Couldn't hurt at this point.
Oh Yeah! Put a couple of macho has-beens in the spotlight and droves of people will vote for you! Do they honestly think the masses are that stupid? But, then again, they may be right.
Yeah but who has got Steven Seagal!!!
Look at the GOP go all Hollyweird!!! LOL
deang @ 10:
It's the muscles *inside* their heads
jay @ 23:
That's a tough call. I think huckabee with a wrestling mask on would play quite dirty. Maybe it could be like the old 80's WWF when everyone gets in the ring for the battle royale. I if guiliani and romney want to have any chance, they better hurry up and pick up a b-movie action hero side-kick.
lets see:
A) Chuck Norris - has tears that could cure cancer...yet has never cried, is an avid infomercial-er, and is considered a joke as an actor.
B) Sly Stallone - looks like an avid steroid user, hasn't had a good idea (were they that good?) in twenty years, i.e., a new Rocky film and a new Rambo film about to come out, and he's a bit narcissistic: "Once in one's life, for one mortal moment, one must make a grab for immortality; if not, one has not lived." Oh yeah, also considered somewhat of a joke as an actor.
Umm, so how is having endorsements from either of these people going to help? I guess the blue collar comedy crowd will eat it up but only because it's on tv and not in a scary book.
McCain is brilliant except for the time he bombed his own ship.
I hear Ron Paul is getting an endorsement from Nacho Libre.
NEVER ceases to amaze me how the cons(ervatives) will bitch and moan about "Hollywood Values" and all that bullshit, like somehow actors are not citizens with a right to their own opinions, but are the first ones to trot out supporters like Chuck Norris or Sly. Even more hypocritically, their favorite son, Ronald Reagan, was a bloody actor! Then there's Sonny Bono, The Governator....seems that Hollywood Values are just fine so long as they are in favor of some republican creep.
Same old double standard from the GOP.
Huckabee also has Stephen Baldwin.
If he could also get Pauly Shore he'd have a lock on the votes of 2 people who liked Bio-Dome.
I think Sly should get McCain on some HGH and Steriods?
St. John guy is looking a little wimpy standing next to Romney....
Am I the only one who thinks Rambo's beginning to look like Keith Richards?
deang @ 10:
We should ask Sen Craig what he thinks.
;P
I mean, I just don't know what to say. I thought the right didn't like these Hollywood types. It looks so pathetic to see two supposedly grown men boasting about which tough guy they have in their camp. That shows you how fu*king lame they are. People who become president are supposed to be intelligent respectable people, not people who play with actors like they were living action figures or something.
McCain seems to me he's about ready for some serious meds and maybe a nurse too.
Screw all this action-figure endorsements - that's for six-year-olds (who can't vote anyway.) Someone needs an endorsement from Ron Jeremy.
Whaaat?
We can't bring sex into this?
Pee Wee Herman is my favorite actor.
Cant believe people on this board even talk about this brainless garbage.
I think America is fucking doomed.
Four has-beens.
Who'll John Waters endorse?
Is R J Crumb still alive?
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McCampaign fights for Hollywood appeal.
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Justin Case @ 55:
It's called "comic relief". Otherwise we'd be nose-diving off tall buildings.
My favorite line from "Night Court"...after Dan Fielding loses an election by one vote.
Bull to Dan..."“I guess you underestimated the ‘Mutant Vote’, eh Dan?”
Laura bush was caught playing a tape of chanting: 'Four more years!' under GW's window.
pissed off patricia @ 52:
Can you imagine Tim Robbins in an intellectual cage match with one of these oiled-up muscle men (Chuck, Sly)? Each time a contestant scores a point on the other, an electric jolt is shot through his opponent. I'd give Norris or Stallone maybe 5 minutes before either one would be crispier than a tator tot on a summertime NY rooftop and Tim giving himself a shock just to see what it feels like, because no-one would be scoring on him.
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What's next:
America hangs on knowing who Britney endorses?
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Didn't Rudy get an older actor the other week? Yeah, It was Jon Voight. Like these others, I'm not familiar with him or his work but hey, Rudy has one too. Fred had that old dude who is in ads sitting on a horse talking about being diabetic. Can't remember his name.
Uncle Jack @ 36:
Wasn't Paul Reubens's arrest for indecent exposure in Florida? That would be good timing for the primary.
But seriously, Dennis Kucinich did have Aragorn. I'll take Viggo over Sly any day. And he can talk!
goatsage @ 59:
Exactly! By this time of day on the east coast we have just about lost it, so having fun is like a medicine for us. Too early for cocktail hour but just the right time to laugh.
pissed off patricia @ 64:
Wilford Brimley. Walrus mustache.
Well, in defense of Stallone--who btw is NOT a dumb bodybuilder, but rather an educated person with a fair amount of culture and smarts, well-respected in Hollywood--Bomb Bomb McCain is all the Republicans have got.
He's a loser; but so is America under the Rapepublicans.
He could crush the heads of the evil-doers in his nutcracker forearms. And still have time for a French lesson.
darrelplant @ 67:
Thank you so much. His name sounds like he looks.
So is Sherri Shepherd going to endorse McCain or Huckleberry? How about Elisabeth Hasselbeck? The country needs an answer.
pissed off patricia @ 64:
Jon Voight - Deliverance
That could be big in the south with the redneck vote.
Is there anyone in this loopy country who isn't a retard?
Whoop-de-friggin-doo.
McCain also has the endorsement of Spider Man, The X-Men, and The Ambiguosly Gay Duo.
Regardless of how you feel about Stallone's endorsement, you have to give him some credit for shedding light on the atrocities in Burma.
Sylvester Stallone is a useless piece of human trash/flesh. The only movie he ever did that I liked was Rocky I. He should have stopped after that one. Stallone uses human growth hormones, also, known as HGH, to get him to look as he does. I hope nobody wastes their good time or money to watch his lousy films! Sylvester Stallone sucks!
Chuck Norris is pathetic. He claims that "secular America" is a problem, yet, made all of his money from TV to that same "secular America" he now claims to "dislike."
Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Dame are jokes, too.
is this shit for real?
unfrozencaveman @ 71:
Was he the pig squealer or the other guy?
pissed off patricia @ 76:
He wasn't Burt Reynolds and he wasn't the squealor nor the squealee.
medlaekguy @ 75:
Just as real as shit gets!
Robert Crush @ 29:
He's Belgian, and you really don't want to piss him off by implying that he's French. He could kill you just by reciting lines of old dialogue.
(My bet is Hillary)
Tequila @ 73:
I did not nor do I need Sylvester Stallone to make me aware of geopolitics, and no, I do not have to give "some credit for shedding light on the atrocities in Burma."
If I am going to give anyone "credit" for their coverage on Burma, I will donate some money to Democracy Now and Amy Goodman. Sylvester Stallone, again, is exploiting an awful situation to make millions of dollars at the box office. No, I do not think Stallone is such a sincere individual on this issue. His endorsement of war mongering and Islamophobe, John McCain--also a war criminal in his own right-tells me nothing about the "virtues" of Mr. Stallone. Stallone's endorsement of a war-mongerer and war criminal like John McCain leaves me with little room than to casr doubts on Stallone's moral imperative in promoting such a violent film. Stallone only knows how to do such violent flicks.
goatsage @ 77:
Was he the kid sitting on the porch with the banjo?
medlaekguy @ 75:
Unfortunately, yes. Like a bad nightmare.
pissed off patricia @ 81:
Here ya go!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE
I wouldn't mind seeing George Clooney or Johney Depp if someone wants to seek their endorsement.
I read recently that Sly knew of the great corruption in D.C. and how we would be marching in the streets if we knew the complete truth.
Then he endorses Mccain..... WTF
Has Jan-Michael Vincent weighed in?
Screw those old bozo action heroes who has Paris and Brits support ?
goatsage @ 83:
So he was the guy who stood around and smoked a pipe.
Hey, maybe one of the repubs could pick up Burt Reynolds. He's totally washed up and could use some air time. I'm assuming he isn't dead.
Old Billy @ 86:
Airwolf! I think I was about 10 when that show was on but damn that helicopter kicked ass.
pissed off patricia @ 84:
Viggo Mortensen! There's a smart, passionate guy.
Hasselhoff for Romney!!
Tequila @ 73:
"First Blood" was actually a decent film until the time Stallone opened his mouth at the end. But the follow-up Rambo movies were just macho fantasy crap without even the low-grade humor of an Arnie movie. Stallone just picked the feel-good conflict-of-the-week (MIA/POWs in Vietnam, Afghanistan) and went in guns blazing. I think the only reason he picked Burma is that he is smart enough to know that his films are shown around the world and that if he chose one of the more obvious targets (any Muslim country, Venezuela, North Korea) his worldwide gross would suffer because it would just be seen as American propaganda.
Blue Lensman @ 91:
He is huge in Germany you know
Hulk Hogan for the Huckster?
Mr. XXXX @ 74:
A leeetle harsh, no?
Paul in LA:
No, Sly is no dummy (though I hope the 'roids haven't baked his brains, no snark intended). However, I still think Tim Robbins would own any of these foo's, including Stallone.
Bonkers @ 90:
Because I seldom watch movies, I had to google his name to find out who he was. I am so lame when it comes to knowing jack about movies. :(
Who was the guy who made the movie about christ that all the wingnuts loved a couple of years ago? He seems just crazy enough to endorse someone like Huck.
exit7a @ 87:
Paris's grand pappy would rather give his billions away rather than leave it do Paris so she may end up supporting the Democrats if she fines herself in the ranks of the middle class no longer able to benefit from that upper class tax cut.
Brit would support any Republican candidate since they are all as bat shit crazy as she is.
pissed off patricia @ 97:
Mel Gibson?
pissed off patricia @ 97:
Mel Gibson?
I am holding out to see who Carrot Top is supporting.
Yes that's him. Mel Gibson would fit perfectly with Huck or maybe since he doesn't have one yet, Mittens might like to have him on his team.
Thank you for the help :0 :)
pissed off patricia @ 102:
Mel is a convicted drunk driver and anti semite, he fits right in
Are there any polygamist superheros who can get behind Mittens?
(Joseph Smith doesn't count)
go to aintitcool news to watch sly deny up and down that rambo or he have a certain political bent
dang sly....dont fuck with us geeks
scientology just tried that crap....look what we are doing to them
Stallone and Norris. A couple of over grown teenage boys who promote violence and killing in movies about war, destruction and beating up folks. Anyone surprised they are supporting a Republican?
Ruthless People @ 100:
James Caviezel played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. Yeah, I have seen him in interviews. If I remember correctly, his eyes get pretty wild when on the G*d topic (though he seems nice enough otherwise).
Viggo Mortensen has been calling into talk radio for a few months now. He's a big fan of Rachel Maddow, pretty sure he like Stephanie Miller, and made a passionate endorsement to get Kucinich back into the debates while on the Ed Schultz show about a week or so back. He is smart and quite engaged in the current prez race.
Ruthless People @ 98:
Paris could always pop out another video..she'll never have to worry about $$
Ruthless People @ 106:
Nnnnot at all.
Mr. XXXX: If he wanted to make money that badly, he wouldn't risk getting shot at near a war-zone. Anyway, I'm not fond of McCain's crap, either, but unlike Hillary, at least he has a conscience. If it comes down to that kind of a race, it'll either be him or a write-in candidate.
I'll see you sweeties later. I'm on my way out to help the economy. I'm going to dinner and eat steamed clams until I pop. Martini....steamed clams.....one content liberal.
Have a great weekend and if Tony the Tiger endorses anyone, let me know :)
Bonkers @ 109:
Same holds true for Ahnuld. Gotta love those Hollywood Republican values.
Isn't this the party that hates "Hollywood Values" and yet votes for actors/celebs every chance they get? Hell, their current hero (Reagan) was an actor, they wanted to, at one point and amend the Constitution so another actor could run (Arnie). Hmmmmm.....
*Breaking News* RuPaul endorses Giuliani
What is it about these Repug candidates and endorsements from phony tough guys??!?
Kevin Simms @ 115:
It's just more proof that reich-winger do not live in reality.
I am danger man!
One old has-ben deserves another
Just as poor Stallone keeps offering up his tired (and really old) Rambo schtick, McCain offers the American people a very tired (and old) line of BS known as the Straight Talk Express.
Ridiculous actor play acting as war hero endorses ridiculous war hero play acting as political moderate.
Old Billy @ 86:
He is to wasted to even know
At least Chuck and Sylvester play meatheads on tv. I still haven't recovered from hearing that Van Halen voted republican. What's up with that.
Wasn't he in a movie a thousand years ago? Who cares what some washed up actor who needs subtitles when he speaks has to say? Edwards in '08
"Edwards in ‘08"
Indeed. (i hope for sure)
McCain looks like Corky from that old TV show Life goes on.
Two creepy old men who think they are potent. ewww
Tequila @ 110:
John McCain has no conscience at all. McCain is war criminal and needs to make amends to all the innocent people he slaughtered in Vietnam!
jogger @ 119:
I agree 110% with you on that!
Mr. XXXX @ 74:
Oh, I forgot. I already said this. Oh well.....next....
Mr. XXXX @ 80:
Again I stand by this post 110%, and so, if you all do not approve of it, Too Bad!!!
KayInMaine @ 22:
Very pathetic remarks by Stallone/Rambo, indeed, but, very typical of any person who supports war criminals like John McCain. McCain long ago should have faced a war crimes tribunal for murder due to his cowardly actions in killing innocent villagers from above. I am tired of people who give cowards like McCain the "hero" status label. Had McCain done what he did to innocent villagers to Americans here in America, he would have faced the death penalty. McCain is no "hero," even if he killed people on behalf of the United States government. For McCain to claim he is "pro-life" is a big lie as well. He killed pregnant women and children in Vietnam.
John McCain is no "war hero." McCain is a war criminal would be more accurate, to say.
IdahoMoe @ 1:
No...he's a bum.
Pariah @ 121:
I'm wondering where McCain's good buddy Alice Cooper is?
Dana @ 132:
I actually like some of the movies he played in.
*hides in fear*
I admit he's a clueless moron though. :)
In deference to McCain this wasn't the same thing as the Chuck Norris endorsement of Mike Huckabee. McCain didn't seek the endorsement and didn't stand silently by while his celebrity endorser made an ass of himself. The whole thing was sprung on McCain and he took it in stride.
Steroid slurr. What is it with this conviviality, the McCain locker room, back slapping schtick? They did it on the debate, I guess that's what the Republicans are. YUCK.
Ahhhhh conservative hypocrisy. So quick to condemn "Hollywood values". So quick to jump at endorsements from famous actors.
Is there anything at all conservatives aren't hypocritical about?
more homoerotic fun for the closeted Repubs.
No offense, but the photo above of McCain doing his (whatever that is) looks like a kid with Down Syndrome showing off his "Superman" pose.
So now it has come down to what republican candidate can get the backing of an "ass-kicking/take no prisoners celebrity". To make matters worse, Stallone and Norris seem to have difficulty in accepting the fact that they are simply too old to play the roles that made them a name in the first place. For you Sponge Bob watchers out there, think of Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man whenever McCain or Huckabee drags them out during the campaign. I suppose it does appeal to their base. Middle-aged or over, predominately white males, who talk tough under the banner of patriotism and religion because that's what "real men do". I gotta' hand it to the Bush administration and conservative talk radio. They exploited the fear of being called a pussy which not only got their fellow republicans to stand lock, stock and barrel but the majority of the opposing party as well. We may poke fun at Stallone and Norris but it's the same for all parties. Whether it's Dukakis riding in a tank, Dubya landing on a carrier or a politician donning hunting apparel for a photo op, they all seem to portray themselves as macho. I suppose this points out the shallowness of many of our citizens. We have bought into the notion that costumes and props represents courage and morality. I am hopeful for the future. Thanks to Crooks and Liars and all of the bloggers and readers I know that there are still many of us who hasn't lost our soul and recapture that feeling that made us feel proud to be an American and all that it once stood for.
What’s next?
This presidential candidate was brought to you by Budweiser, the king of presidential beers?
Of course Stallone likes him, they're in the same age range
They're both in trouble now. I think Ron Paul has Steven Seagal. Stallone and Norris are toast.
Notice how Sly's eyes are barely open because of all the plastic surgery. Give it up.
If Chuck Norris can play an action hero at his age than John McCain can be a President...He already was an action hero
Please tell me Rocky is not a right wing fool
Stallone seemed like a Reniassance Man. Back in the 90's when he starred in 'Cop Land', he was interviewed showing the interviewer his art collection. Very well-spoken person (unlike Norris, whose taste in art probably hasn't progressed past Lite-Brite)
'Cop Land' was Stallone's last good flick, he played a role (an insecure, overweight deaf cop) which was the reverse of all of his action hero roles from before. Probably also having A-List actors beside him in that film like DeNiro, Keitel, and Liotta helped bring out his best acting traits.
One would have hoped he would have progressed from there, but alas, its back to Rocky & Rambo sequels/remakes!! ZZzzzzzz
I hope nobody wastes their good time or money to watch Sylvester Stallone's lousy films! Sylvester Stallone sucks! The only movie Sylvester Stallone ever did that I liked was Rocky I, and he should have stopped after that one.
Sylvester Stallone uses human growth hormones, also, known as HGH, to get him to look as he does. Stallone is a fake!
Sylvester Stallone is a useless piece of human trash/flesh.
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