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Rudy gives us a Speech to Nowhere

Remember when Fred Thompson---crushed in SC---made his way to the podium to tell us nothing? 9iu11ani just gave a speech that sounded like a goodbye, but still didn't make his plans known. Reports are that he's negotiating with McCain's camp. He did make me laugh with this one...

Rudy: The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush...

Hahahahahaha...

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Christopher Turkel's picture

I can't wait for him to be gone. Thank goodness!

Marty's picture

Have you all forgotten 9/11?

bmw 528's picture

What a droll and insipid speech. Good riddance to this incompetent loser.

mudshark's picture

I'm surprised he still doesn't get it.........He reminds me of Mussolini....no really...I not kidding.

Marc's picture

"Did I mention 911?"

Otay's picture

Mericus Mare is gone? What will we do with ourselves? How will we be governed?

Dan's picture

Maybe Floridians grew as weary as the rest of us of being reminded that Rudy presided over 9/11.

Any idiot can face a crisis; it's the day-to-day living that gets you down. -Anton Chekov

switchgrass's picture

BREAKING NEWS:

CNN just said Rudy's out. Will support McCain.

mojopo's picture

I think Rudy gave 9 or 11 reasons why he's a giant retard.

My favorite part was when he was giving advice to the Republican party. Yes, that's exactly the right advice to take - from the guy who misjudged everything and came in last everywhere. AMEN!

Otay's picture

Poor Fox News backed a loser. Or turned him into a loser.

marko's picture

lincoln=really great president, atheist, and a great writer
Reagan= really bad president, a defense contractors dream come true...and liked astrology
bush1=former CIA agent then director(i just outed you) whose dad laundered money for HITLER
bush2=ne'er do well son of the above, murderer, war criminal
rudy=the funniest of the repub clowns...I mean he basically said..."uh, midwesterners, uh don't need them!"

NoGWBpolicyleftinplace's picture

Old "HONEST" Abe sure would be proud. Government of corporate/fascists, by corporate/fascists, and for corporate/fascists.

bilhelm-X's picture

Sorry Rudy, nobody 9/11 need you now! Thank God because next to Huckleberry and Tom the Tampon Tancredo you were equally insane and incompetent! Remember 9/11 Rudy and despair! (Fuck-up)

bilhelm-X's picture

marko @ 11:

lincoln=really great president, atheist, and a great writer
Reagan= really bad president, a defense contractors dream come true...and liked astrology
bush1=former CIA agent then director(i just outed you) whose dad laundered money for HITLER
bush2=ne'er do well son of the above, murderer, war criminal
rudy=the funniest of the repub clowns...I mean he basically said..."uh, midwesterners, uh don't need them!"

You forgot "homosexual" for Lincoln's attributes..

bkeeper's picture

When will the modern republican party of "criminals" stop claiming to be the "party of Lincoln"? Lincoln would kill himself rather than be associated with todays republican'ts.

Trittydi's picture

As he dances his way off stage in matching pumps and lipstick . . . .
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Mrs Silence Dogood's picture
abarts's picture

Was Judith there wearing her tiara?!
Did she call him on his cell?!
Fuck them both.

Trittydi's picture

Otay @ 10:

Poor Fox News backed a loser. Or turned him into a loser.

" . . . uh - both - I think" - Gus (?) Groundhog day.
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leslie's picture

"Rudy: The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush…"

Can you believe people actually cheered!!!

It was too funny.
It reminded me of the email I just received yesterday from someone planning on calling himself a "bush republican". I wrote back saying
"You've GOT to be kidding! Why would you want to ? Why would anyone want to?"

So far, no response.

MCMetal's picture

Rudy: The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush…

The party of royalty ............And then of Dumb and Dumber.

Wes is best's picture

Too bad he couldn't have given his speech to nowhere on that bridge that McCain loves to speak of. It didn't sound like Rudy had much of a crowd at his Thompson style speech. Maybe 9 to 11 people?

Paul in LA's picture

bilhelm-X @ 14:

You forgot "homosexual" for Lincoln's attributes..

Lincoln was NOT a homosexual.

Britisher's picture

The post title here alludes to a Supertramp song--"Rudy's on a train to nowhere, something something down the line". At least I noticed, Mr Amato, even if no one else did.

marko's picture

bilhelm-X @ 14:

marko @ 11:

lincoln=really great president, atheist, and a great writer
Reagan= really bad president, a defense contractors dream come true...and liked astrology
bush1=former CIA agent then director(i just outed you) whose dad laundered money for HITLER
bush2=ne'er do well son of the above, murderer, war criminal
rudy=the funniest of the repub clowns...I mean he basically said..."uh, midwesterners, uh don't need them!"

You forgot "homosexual" for Lincoln's attributes..

oh ya...the lawyer he lived with in illinois....and shared a bed with...for years...hmmm...and wrote long personal lteers too....hmmm

marko's picture

Paul in LA @ 23:

bilhelm-X @ 14:

You forgot "homosexual" for Lincoln's attributes..

Lincoln was NOT a homosexual.

says who? much evidence suggest he was. like it matters anyway.

whats important is that he was an atheist!!!!!
and saved the country!!!

jake's picture

Rudy gone... maybe there is a god afterall!

Tom A.'s picture

"Rudy: The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush…"

One out of three ain't bad

CoIntelPro's picture

marko @ 25:

bilhelm-X @ 14:

marko @ 11:

lincoln=really great president, atheist, and a great writer
Reagan= really bad president, a defense contractors dream come true...and liked astrology
bush1=former CIA agent then director(i just outed you) whose dad laundered money for HITLER
bush2=ne'er do well son of the above, murderer, war criminal
rudy=the funniest of the repub clowns...I mean he basically said..."uh, midwesterners, uh don't need them!"

You forgot "homosexual" for Lincoln's attributes..

oh ya...the lawyer he lived with in illinois....and shared a bed with...for years...hmmm...and wrote long personal lteers too....hmmm

that's precisely why liberals are so fucked up. tabloid fantasies are like headlights to deer. you can't help but dwell on the inane and non-essential. no wonder repugs think they can win with mcLame.

whatever the fuck happened in Lincoln's life was 150 years ago. give it a rest. focus on the facts, not the 'gay'.

Batocchio's picture

9iu11ani

Nice.

mojopo's picture

God, I just had a sicken thought. If Repubs had a chance in hell of winning, what is some asshole made Rudy Attorney General or worse, something to do with the FBI? I'm outta here. Hello, Canada.

MCMetal's picture

Tom A. @ 28:

"Rudy: The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush…"

One out of three ain't bad

Yeah

If you're a baseball player .........

MCMetal's picture

mojopo @ 31:

God, I just had a sicken thought. If Repubs had a chance in hell of winning, what is some asshole made Rudy Attorney General or worse, something to do with the FBI? I'm outta here. Hello, Canada.

Know what's even scarier ?

Imagine Huckleberry being the president and him making Rudy his VP ; man , would that be the most hideous looking 4-some ever to occupy the White House ?

Mrs Huckleberry and Drooliani are a pair of the ugliest critters currently roaming the planet.........

Ozguy's picture

"The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush."

From the sublime to the ridiculous...

Bookstamper's picture

Even funnier is this line...

Rudy:

We ran an uplifting campaign...

Haahhahahahaha!

jimbo92107's picture

I'm trying to figure out why Rudy Giuliani isn't in prison. He STOLE money from New York to buy lavish things for himself, including a love nest for himself and his mistress. Isn't that illegal? Why no prosecution? Why?

purvis ames's picture

Well, it was bound to happen. Giusillini has finally metastasized into the next tumor in the Maverick's rectum. May he spread and proliferate.

JeffS's picture

I would rather have him lose in November than drop out now because McCain is much more electable. But, oh well.

Good night, sweet assclown's picture

Now Rudy will have more time to root for his beloved New York Yankees: "the team of Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle and Felix Escalona."

Fil's picture

I'm afraid Rudy will not go away, I am afraid we will see more and more of Rudy as McCain's Veep

Cas's picture

CoIntelPro @ 29:

marko @ 25:

bilhelm-X @ 14:

marko @ 11:

You forgot "homosexual" for Lincoln's attributes..

oh ya...the lawyer he lived with in illinois....and shared a bed with...for years...hmmm...and wrote long personal lteers too....hmmm

that's precisely why liberals are so fucked up. tabloid fantasies are like headlights to deer. you can't help but dwell on the inane and non-essential. no wonder repugs think they can win with mcLame.

whatever the fuck happened in Lincoln's life was 150 years ago. give it a rest. focus on the facts, not the 'gay'.

No Dodo. It is important whether or not a Great Republican who the anti Gay wankers identify themselves with, is gay or not.
Same goes for fucking around, being married. Like Mr. loser did.

fastfeat's picture

If Ghouliani doesn't get second billing on a McCain ticket, Judith will be filing for divorce...

ysbaddaden's picture

Rudy gives us a Speech to Nowhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRv34Cat3Vw

What about the party of Grant, Nixon and Bush.

(I'd include Ray Gun but far too many people think him a god.)

ysbaddaden's picture

JuliAnna's 9-11 mantra was getting like a stuck needle

A dirty needle.

ysbaddaden's picture

Don't mind me, I was only needling.

fastfeat's picture

ysbaddaden @ 44:

JuliAnna's 9-11 mantra was getting like a stuck needle

A dirty needle.

I thought Ghouli got rid of all those...

Peter G's picture

Lincoln, Reagan, Bush. Amazing spectrum is it not. From noble to ignoble in three easy steps.

Peoples Front of Judea's picture

"The party of Lincoln and Reagan and Bush"

That is one hell of an albatross to tie around the Republican candidates neck. Nice work, Rudy!

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