Guiliani's Cost Per Vote: $142.83
By bluegal Monday Feb 11, 2008 5:40pm
You've probably heard the buzz on Giuliani's solitary fifty-million-dollar delegate. It turns out that for the amount Mister 9/11 spent on each one of the votes he received in the primaries, he could have bought two bottles of Chanel Number Five purse spray....
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Well his rounds on the speech circuit will make-up for his spending. And hey, Rudy helped our economy, right?
What a fraud / loser / asshole.
I wonder how much his votes will cost him when he runs again in 2012. Hopefully he won't have enough so we can be spared another campaign with him in it.
more at my blog...
This just proves that there are a lot of amoral folks out there who will sell themselves cheap.
I'd have thought Giuli would have had to pay multiple thousands to get anyone to vote for him.
Judith (don't call me Judy) had better hit the gym and
think about a little more plastic surgery...
Before 2012, and Rudy declares against Obama, he has
time for, what, one or two more new wives?
But I thought he was The Democrats Worst Nightmare!
Looks like this one trick pony lost all 4 of his shoes. If I were a repuke I would be LMFAO at this waste of money. As an Independent, the money sure could have gone to better use...
The photo at the top reminds me of the recent cartoon in The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/cartoon/feb-04-2008
Good stuff.
gotta love this morally bankrupt charlatan getting it in the ass
I always thought Rudy was more of a "Charlie Girl".
sister juiliani , hey im takeing a crap here !close the door, 911
Even if he invested in Chanel he and his rhetoric would still smell like s*#t.
Judith is going to be pissed!
Thanks, I was looking for confirmation of this. As Joel Achebach wrote, Giuliani's problem was that the more people got to know him, the less they liked him.
(location changes. message stays the same.)
A big part of Rudi's downfall was his NYC insider exploits.
O-MOB-A from Chicago will face a similar fate once the media worm turns on him.
Well he is America's Mayor, but the problem is people didn't think that being on the scene of a car wreck qualifies one to be the head of the Department of Transportation. Enjoy your job as spokesman for 7-11, that's the only job you have experience for.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.
Love the Chanel Number Five purse spray comment! I'm so glad Rudy 9-11 gave up, what a moron.
bilhelm-X @ 16:
I agree, of course. 911 should be no one's ATM.
He better hope his credit is good enough to have all the Botox he had injected to plump up his brain removed.
Maybe some foo-foo would make it easier to vote in the GOP race rather than having to hold one's nose. Notice that he wasn't spending his own money. I wonder if those high-level staffers will ever get their back pay?
Damn, that would buy a decent used bicycle...
But, but, but... Pat Robertson told him that Jesus PROMISED to make him the president!
If he could've gotten it down to $9.11 per vote he would've been a shoo in.
What's everyone's problem? The electorate read him right and sent him on his way. Now hopefully we can get it right in the general.
Go Obama!
COULD HAVE HAD MINE FOR ONLY $122... WHAT A FOOL !
GO BAMA.... HO ZANA... YO MAMA...
DO WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE NOW?
IN A RELATED STORY THE GOP IS CONCERNED THAT THEIR SWIFTBOAT STORY THAT OBAMA ONCE FATHERED A BLACK BABY IS NOT GETTING THE ATTENTION THEY HAD HOPED FOR
Picture caption contest time: Here's my entry.
"They have pictures? Of me wearing WHAT?
Awwww F**k, Bernie! I'm toast!
He could have sponsored a detainee at Gitmo for only $152 a month.
When I see that picture of Rudy, it breaks my heart. You can see the dejection, despair and agony of defeat, etched in his crushed face. All he wanted to is continue serving the public, like he has done for years. Based on how he conducted himself, my sadness really comes from not being able to witness it in person, and 'salt the wounds'.
he could have bought two bottles of Chanel Number Five purse spray….
Or a really cheesey tiara!
Sorry Rudy, but that's $9.11 less than my asking price.
With management skills like that, how could he have lost?
Ex-Canuck @ 6:
I still think Giuliani's campaign was a "Sopranos" style moneymaking scam. I wonder where all that cash really went? What kickbacks did vendors part with?
Before anyone gets their Italian sensibilities in a snit, forget it. Remember, Giuliani is a Republican, after all.
WTH(eck) is Purse Spray????
Defeaning silence from Hitch. Delicious.
Is not it 1/2 of the current tax rebate?
WOW, THIS IS A TRIP!!!
If you take the number 9.11, multiply it by itself, then add 9.11, divide the sum by 9.11, and then multiply that by the square root of 9.11, you get.....$142.83!
Well, actually you don't, but you do when using my cool, made-in-China "Sex on the City" promotional calculator I got from 9-11Giuliani9-11.Com. The thing that's so cool about this calculator is that it randomly inserts the number 9.11 in any given calculation.
There's no way I would have voted for rudy 911 for $142 but that $50 mill. he spent on his lone delegate, yeah, he could have bought a promise that I would vote for him for $50 mill. I would still voted Edwards but rudy 911 is a liar and life's a bitch.
Aw, man...just when Rudy was getting to be fun! I'm sad to be deprived of the entertainment value of Rudy and his lovely, cultured wife. I was so looking forward to watching her evolve. The Pat Robertson factor alone was worth it!
I miss Rudy and Mitt and Fred. It'a like we're all riding this big ol' smelly Greyhound bus, and they fell asleep. The only ones left to talk to are McCain, Huckleberry, and RP. But they do smell nice. Well, except for McCain. He could use a little dash of purse spray.
And we all know how quickyly Guiliani goes through Chanel Number Five purse spray….
Well, when one considers the cost of a cup of coffee in New York City, I guess $143.00 per vote is reasonable.
Of course Rudy would buy votes outright if it was legal or he thought he wouldn't get caught. But it would cost a lot more than $142.83 to buy mine.
He looks so depressed in that photo. He should cheer himself up. Go shopping. Get himself a new wig, get a makeover, blow some money on some foofy new dress with matching accessories. Maybe Condi can tell him where to get some good shoes.
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