Glenn Beck pontificating on why the Democrats won't be able to win in November:

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Beck: Tonight, here's what you need to know. The war, immigration, the economy, the primaries have pushed the Democrats too far to the left, but how long before the American people figure it out, and will it be too late? This is the time in an election that, you know, it's like young love. You're wild. You're impetuous and you're up for just about anything, but when the flirting is over and it's time to make a commitment the smart ones retreat back to what makes sense. You know, the girl you can take home to mom. You might date really really strong liberals, but you never marry them.

Is he really saying that he thinks we'd rather take John McCain home to mom that Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton? EEeeew! Bartender! Cut that man off right now and call him a cab. Glenn's evidently fallen off the wagon and he's going to have one heck of a hangover in the morning (of Nov 5th). Lest we forget, which we won't, in what must have been one of his more sober moments, Beck himself promised to bring someone else home to momma this November.

I apologize in advance for following this idiot on his pathetic analogy, but if there ever was a candidate that was (electorally?) 'coyote ugly' it's John McCain. On every issue that Beck claims the Democrats have been pushed too far to the left on, just look at where their Republican candidate is:

Unless the GOP finds a way to slip the nation-at-large a mickey (like they did in 2000), voters will not be bringing John McCain home to meet the parents come November, and I didn't even have to point out that your mother would likely think he's too old for you anyway. Oops, I guess I just did.



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glen like the rest of the gop and reichwingneocon fuck-ups
have not taken a dump for years. their fear is they are
not tall enough when standing on their toes.........

this, in reichwing land, passes for astute political commentary.

beck doesn't remember that hitler took out his partner first. So did Brutus come to think of it. Oh shit, that able and cane show!, adam and eve. fascists are so short sighted. they don't appear to have any recall. yet it doesn't always equate to stupidity or ignorance?

Is this a great country or what? When a maroon like this is given a national platform, and paid handsomely to pull idiotic observations out of his ass and pass if off as political analysis.

"Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love John McCain."

Is this anything like his other rant, "Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love Heinrich Himmler?"

Has everyone heard the expression, "Unhinged?"

Glenn,
Here comes you're 19th nervous breakdown.

Everybody loves the leader...

It's bliss...

uhhhh, glen beck has already said he'd vote hilary over McCain't.

Samson- @ 2:

this, in reichwing land, passes for astute political commentary.

Isn't an asstute just another name for a fart?

Can somebody tell this buffoon he is a far right wacko and not an "independent" as he stated on the Larry King Show?

He says that he's an "Independent" and then launches into the typical nonsensical praise of the right and hatred of the left. Sure, that is independent. So if he's so "independent" why are so many of his brethren voting for Barack?

The Populist @ 10:

Can somebody tell this buffoon he is a far right wacko and not an "independent" as he stated on the Larry King Show?

He says that he's an "Independent" and then launches into the typical nonsensical praise of the right and hatred of the left. Sure, that is independent. So if he's so "independent" why are so many of his brethren voting for Barack?

Penis envy?

Goes to show how far the center has been pulled to the right when Clinton and Obama are both seen as very liberal.

ysbaddaden @ 9:

Samson- @ 2:

this, in reichwing land, passes for astute political commentary.

Isn't an asstute just another name for a fart?

LMAO!!! And isn't a fart just a horn for a turd?

You can't take a liberal home to mom and dad if your parents happen to own an oil company :)

Man, if this thing goes on for even 12 more years and we've already broken the military, my son will be old enough to be DRAFTED into their FUBAR war and he's only 6! Get out!

Wow, that was one of the dumbest commentaries I've ever heard. So many comparisons that have nothing to do with each other. Man, it's fun to watch republicans squirm and try to come up with reasons why they aren't going to fail in November. The rationales are getting pretty far out there, and are only going to get funnier.

"Here's why republicans are going to win the election. Hillary is old and Barack is fresh out of college. You will want to take McCain home to your mother."

LOL. What a tool.

I love it when one moron speaks highly of another moron.

Glenn, being a liberal is kind of a cool thing right now. Please get back on the bottle. What a psychopath.

How long before we see this weenie on YouTtube crying about how he got date-raped by McCain?

Well, that was incoherent and creepy.

Glenn Beck - Dweeb extraordinaire

I thought this was supposed to be Glenn Beck. All I saw was his removed hemoroid. Oh, you say that was Glenn Beck?

I wonder if the idiot can count....

Something McBush and the RNC needs to worry about.

MARYLAND
Obama 457,053
Rodham 277,941
totals.. 734,994

McCain 160,574
Huckabee 84,961
Romney 18,255
Paul 17,355
totals... 281,145

There apears to be less NEOCONS in
the Common Wealth too..

VIRGINA
Obama 623,141
Rodham 347,252
total 970,393 <------

McBush 244,135
Huckano 198,247
Paul 22,056
RomBush 17,532
total 481,970 <------

http://edition.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/

I stopped watching CNN because they employed that simple minded, twittering idiot! Do I have to stop coming to C&L because you're giving this pickled, fat f*ckin' dousch more air time too?

Bush the Liar @ 21:

Glenn Beck - Dweeb extraordinaire

But what's with CNN that they don't see this as a full-on propaganda catapult?!? It doesn't even qualify as a (coherent) op-ed piece.

why is it Glen Pecker head thinks, people like puke

On the teevee the other night, C-SPAN was replaying a Q&A with Mann Colt-err. A Young Republiscum at the mike asked Mann if s/he had ever 'dated' a liberal. Mann responded by saying, "they don't stay liberal long" to a round of laughter.

No, Mann, they go straight from a liberal to a stiff corpse once you get your fangs into them. Yeesh!! (:>

Joementum @ 19:

How long before we see this weenie on YouTtube crying about how he got date-raped by McCain?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT's the best comment yet!

Thanks!

I wanna know why the media is not commenting on the fact that Democrats are showing up as much as 10 to 1 in the primaries. Have you seen the numbers! It's AMAZING to see how many people are showing up to vote! Beautiful!!

We might just get out country back after all!!

But for cryin' out loud, the media won't dare say anything!!!!! WTF??

"Unless the GOP finds a way to slip the nation-at-large a mickey .."

It will most likely come in the form of a new Terrorist Alert (remember those? think back to the last election cycle, which is the last time we have heard about them.) or maybe another newsworthy arrest of "suspected terrorists" (you know, the ones that end up having all charges dropped for lack of evidence).

The GOP will do all they can to shift the focus to National Security which is the only area that they perceive an advantage over the Dems. We need to talk about this openly and loudly so that we can difuse their Rovian tactic before they try it. Mark my words, it will not be long till we have to modify Biden's earlier comment to read : Every sentence McCain utters has a Noun a Verb and Fear in it.

"Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love John McCain"

Lol, Um no you fool, America is sick and tired of an outrageous illegal war, being lied to, and disrespectful corporate manipulation. Sick to death, so shut your stupid, ignorant mouth you inbred little worm!

Darth_Romney @ 24:

I stopped watching CNN because they employed that simple minded, twittering idiot! Do I have to stop coming to C&L because you're giving this pickled, fat f*ckin' dousch more air time too?

Yep me too. Was the final straw. Life without 24 hour cable bombast news channels is much nicer.

Can someone please tell me how someone who only graduated from high school has his own show on CNN?

I know that he was a former junkie and had alcohol problems, but that does not give him the right to spew hate on tv and radio.

Just go to media matters and think progress and take a look at the number of racists things this idiot has said during his shows on the radio and tv. Why is he still allowed to have a show? I don't get that at all.

He's a racist and a sociopath. If you do not agree with his views, then you are nothing.

The last time America fell in love and brought someone home to mom, the guy raped the country and stole all Mom's money, plus he sent her kids into an unnecessary war to fight and die. Maybe it's time America rethought the attributes they look for in a mate.

"As a conservative I don't think we've fought this war to win" As a conservative Glen you're a warmongering chickenhawk coward who avoided war. You haven't fought any war to win.

Beck is giving us an idea of the Rethuglican strategy to come. Scare American with change and damage a Leebrul might do to deflect attention away from all the damage conservatives have done.

Turn off this ass clown. Read a blog.

ROFL!!!! What a joke. Do these idiots not realize how utterly stupid they seem? Wow. That was hysterically sad.

Glenn's right! Remember the last time a Democrat who conservatives thought was an ultra-liberal ran against an old Republican "war hero" senator? The year was 1996, and ol' Bob Dole really wiped the floor with...

Oh wait, never mind

clumberfeet @ 6:

Glenn,
Here comes you're 19th nervous breakdown.

19th? If my 19th you mean 1900th, then I would agree with you.

I'm still puzzled as to why this moron and racist has this show on CNN.

The Smiths - Expose the Crooks @ 23:

I wonder if the idiot can count....

Something McBush and the RNC needs to worry about.

MARYLAND
Obama 457,053
Rodham 277,941
totals.. 734,994

Oh you are correct. It's gonna be a S L A U G H T E R.
McCain 160,574
Huckabee 84,961
Romney 18,255
Paul 17,355
totals... 281,145

There apears to be less NEOCONS in
the Common Wealth too..

VIRGINA
Obama 623,141
Rodham 347,252
total 970,393 <------

McBush 244,135
Huckano 198,247
Paul 22,056
RomBush 17,532
total 481,970 <------

http://edition.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/

GOP election strategy every 2 years:

Believe what we tell you, not your own eyes.

McCain can only win if BushCo stage a terrorist happening to scare the shit of people all over again.

Fear is all the repukes have. That's it. Defense contractors only account for so many votes!

I also have another question.

Apart from being obviously crazy, does Glenn Beck have any mental issues? I'm serious about this. There has to be something wrong with this guy.

Why do these people think that being far to the left is bad? Look what far to the right has gotten us over the last 7 years.
The worst President in history destroying the United States of America and a large portion of the globe. The opposite of that has got to be better.

Anybody else think Beck sounds an aweful lot like Sylvester the Cat? Thufferin' thuckatash!

Geno in Ptown @ 42:

I also have another question.

Apart from being obviously crazy, does Glenn Beck have any mental issues? I'm serious about this. There has to be something wrong with this guy.

He claims to be a recovering alcoholic, not that that would explain his insanity.

I think he's just an immature brat who never grew up.

You have to remember that CNN, MSNBC, FOX, NBC, ABC, and CBS news stopped along time ago being news organizations. They have all been bought and paid for corporate infotainment fronts that sell merchandise to consumers while putting a happy face on their corporate masters. The most outrageous draws the most eyeballs. They are not interested in what is best for this country or the world. They are interested in selling ad space.

Ah yes, McCain: the sober, sensible candidate.

The way I see it is the republicans don't want to win the WH. They want Hillary to win so they can blame her for the problems we will be having because of the situations this administration created. There is no way McCain can win it and he is to stupid to realize it. Look at the numbers.

How and when did anything Glen Beck had to say become relevant? He isn't important enough to even repeat.

Albert Einstein:
Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

The 30%ers candidate.

Ron @ 48:

The way I see it is the republicans don't want to win the WH. They want Hillary to win so they can blame her for the problems we will be having because of the situations this administration created. There is no way McCain can win it and he is to stupid to realize it. Look at the numbers.

Your forgetting the Supreme Court. Yes they want to win.

RayC @ 51:

Ron @ 48:

The way I see it is the republicans don't want to win the WH. They want Hillary to win so they can blame her for the problems we will be having because of the situations this administration created. There is no way McCain can win it and he is to stupid to realize it. Look at the numbers.

Your forgetting the Supreme Court. Yes they want to win.

Good point. I did forget, but they sure had a bad choice to pick from.

Even Rush has hinted at the courts as being the only reason to vote for McCAin. And for anyone who wants to believe McCain has a "liberal" streak, that's like saying Roberts and Alito are "liberal judges". Cuts both ways....and we better get the White House or else it'll be more of the US Chamber of Commerce/Federalist Society Approved federal judges. Period.

In 2004, 50 million + people were stupid enough to vote for Bush again.

If they are going to be stupid enough to vote for McBush, a.k.a. George W. Bush III, then I don't want to live in this country.
Seriously, why would anyone want to stay in Iraq for 100 years is a mystery to me and a stupid thing to say if you're running for president.

ConcernedCanuck @ 44:

Anybody else think Beck sounds an aweful lot like Sylvester the Cat? Thufferin' thuckatash!

Ah no. Sylvester is a cute cat. Beck is a _________?

I married a liberal and so did my wife.

pissed off patricia @ 55:

ConcernedCanuck @ 44:

Anybody else think Beck sounds an aweful lot like Sylvester the Cat? Thufferin' thuckatash!

Ah no. Sylvester is a cute cat. Beck is a _________?

...disease ridden rat?

I think they accidentally removed his brain instead of his hemorroids.

"Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love John McCain"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJgytGDafA

If Beck has a hissy fit on CNN and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?

liberalNmoderation @ 13:

ysbaddaden @ 9:

Samson- @ 2:

this, in reichwing land, passes for astute political commentary.

Isn't an asstute just another name for a fart?

LMAO!!! And isn't a fart just a horn for a turd?

It's a accompanying movement.

Don @ 53:

Even Rush has hinted at the courts as being the only reason to vote for McCAin. And for anyone who wants to believe McCain has a "liberal" streak, that's like saying Roberts and Alito are "liberal judges". Cuts both ways....and we better get the White House or else it'll be more of the US Chamber of Commerce/Federalist Society Approved federal judges. Period.

I figured it was only a matter of time before Rush and his imitators got over their hissy fit and got behind McInsane.

If I met this moron in person I'd slap his ugly mug and tell him to read a fucking book once in a while. The last thing the world needs are these painfully ignorant loud mouths spewing their half wit notions at people and doing their best to dumb down everything to the level of reslug politics. We know they're stupid and incapable of dealing with complex concepts do they need idiots like this proving that point over and over and over again?

The only way this country elects an unabashed supporter of the Iraq disaster and future aggression toward Iran is if the country is given no choice.

I am a LIBERAL and a Veteran (US NAVY Nuclear Submarines)

Noun: liberal lib(u)rul
A person who favours a political philosophy of progress and reform and the protection of civil liberties
- liberalist, progressive

A person who favours an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets
Adjective: liberal lib(u)rul
Showing or characterized by broad-mindedness
"a liberal newspaper"
- broad, large-minded, tolerant

Having political or social views favouring reform and progress

Tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition

Given or giving freely
"a liberal backer of the arts"
- big, bighearted, bounteous, bountiful, freehanded, handsome, giving, openhanded

This man is such a horses-ass.

Thanks for putting up a story on him so I could have the opportunity of pointing that out. The re-pig-lican talking heads are all bat-shit crazy.
*

This coming from the guy who; "drinks the blood of small people who are different then him" and continues to exemplify how backwards this mans logic really is. I mean I dislike O'Reilly as much as the next guy, but at least he is amusing in his banter, and off the claims. Beck is just obnoxious, and tends to give me a headache more then anything else.

HyerStandard.com

Obama is being thrust upon us.
To look at the newspapers or the blogs you would think he was running unopposed.

He won't have a chance against McCain.
McCain will campaign as the new Ike.
Obama has no record and no clue.
McCain the war hero will campaign as the one who is equipped to end the war.
The people will buy it, and who could blame 'em.
Obama will try his empty rhetoric at a truly mass audience and they will fall asleep.

The RIGTHT WING NUTTERIES in this country STILL think ANYBODY IS LISTENING TO THEM.

Spend five minutes on any day with Rush, or Hannity, or that DITSIE blond on the radio in the morning. They are un-relenting in their own SELF-LOVE and disdain for any line of thinking that even approaches centrist.

FIVE MINUTES will be enough to utalize the OFF BUTTON,
and thank your liberal stars for FREEDOM OF CHOICE.

JIMMYT @ 65:

A person who favours an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets

hmm... liberals supporting market fundamentalism? that doesn't sound right....

that sounds like NEOliberalism (which is the product of thatcher, friedman, reagan, etc and spread like economic leprosy by the IMF and world bank).

a belief that markets regulate themselves, and that there is this mythological "free" market is, to me, not liberalism, but fantasy. a dangerous fantasy at that. a fantasy with a record of failure and misery.

the other things i thought were spot on though...

just sayin'

LionelB @ 68:

Obama is being thrust upon us.
To look at the newspapers or the blogs you would think he was running unopposed.

He won't have a chance against McCain.
McCain will campaign as the new Ike.
Obama has no record and no clue.
McCain the war hero will campaign as the one who is equipped to end the war.
The people will buy it, and who could blame 'em.
Obama will try his empty rhetoric at a truly mass audience and they will fall asleep.

HRC, on the other hand will watch her ridiculous claims of "experience" fall flat against an opponent who doesn't look younger than she. Hillary can then either completely ignore the Iraq war (by far McCain's biggest weakness) or try the John Kerry "I was for it before I was against it" argument. McCain laughs all the way to the White House.

These right wing douchebags always underestimate us. Democrats and Liberals CAN'T WAIT to vote. If I could I'd vote right now for either Hillary or Barack to keep John McCave out of office.

fiver @ 71:

LionelB @ 68:

Obama is being thrust upon us.
To look at the newspapers or the blogs you would think he was running unopposed.

He won't have a chance against McCain.
McCain will campaign as the new Ike.
Obama has no record and no clue.
McCain the war hero will campaign as the one who is equipped to end the war.
The people will buy it, and who could blame 'em.
Obama will try his empty rhetoric at a truly mass audience and they will fall asleep.

HRC, on the other hand will watch her ridiculous claims of "experience" fall flat against an opponent who doesn't look younger than she. Hillary can then either completely ignore the Iraq war (by far McCain's biggest weakness) or try the John Kerry "I was for it before I was against it" argument. McCain laughs all the way to the White House.

I don't know what your problem is but it looks like Barack is going to take this anyway and he'll have my support once we decide on a candidate. I really don't think people like McLame as much as the media says they do. If it's a choice between Hillary and McLame, Hillary gets my vote any day of the week and I bet she wins the general election.

Save this clip so that it can be played back for Glenn in November.

I must say, I disagree with Lionelb too. Obama will destroy McLame in the general election. No one wants to be in Iraq besides McLame and the rest of the warmongering neocon idiots. It'll be a blowout. Obama wins with 70 to 80%.

Glenn Beck. Please don't waste our time....

LionelB@68 John "hundred year occupation" McCain is equipped to end the war? Man you trolls bring the dumbest shit to C&L.

Lionel@68 I reread your comments. "McCain is the new Ike". You fucks really do want the 50's back. Your comment is the kind of shit some 8th grader would spray paint behind the school on a wall.

nonbeliever @ 73:

....
I don't know what your problem is but it looks like Barack is going to take this anyway and he'll have my support once we decide on a candidate. I really don't think people like McLame as much as the media says they do. If it's a choice between Hillary and McLame, Hillary gets my vote any day of the week and I bet she wins the general election.

nonbeliever @ 75:

I must say, I disagree with Lionelb too. Obama will destroy McLame in the general election. No one wants to be in Iraq besides McLame and the rest of the warmongering neocon idiots. It'll be a blowout. Obama wins with 70 to 80%.

You "disagree" with LionelB, but I "have a problem." All I tried to point out is that HRC as a nominee against McCain loses the "experience" card she has so heavily relied on thus far. She also cannot cannot attack McCain effectively where he is most vulnerable - the War. Perhaps you could point out why you believe there is some sort of "problem." Or are you just relying on the Hillary Derangement Syndrome meme?

ysbaddaden @ 9:

Samson- @ 2:

this, in reichwing land, passes for astute political commentary.

Isn't an asstute just another name for a fart?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goHYC6sfS2Q&feature=related

&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0IbHFUc6M4

He really cracked me up when he said, "trust me".

All these guys seem like used car salesmen.

To hell with Glenn Beck and to hell with CNN for putting the fascist asshat on. CNN is just another spelling of FOX in my house.

Left&Left @ 77:

LionelB@68 John "hundred year occupation" McCain is equipped to end the war? Man you trolls bring the dumbest shit to C&L.

Excuse me, Mr. man.
I did not say McCain was the new Ike.
I said he would campaign as the new Ike.

The Smiths - Expose the Crooks @ 23:

I wonder if the idiot can count....

Something McBush and the RNC needs to worry about.

MARYLAND
Obama 457,053
Rodham 277,941
totals.. 734,994

McCain 160,574
Huckabee 84,961
Romney 18,255
Paul 17,355
totals... 281,145

There apears to be less NEOCONS in
the Common Wealth too..

VIRGINA
Obama 623,141
Rodham 347,252
total 970,393 <------

McBush 244,135
Huckano 198,247
Paul 22,056
RomBush 17,532
total 481,970 <------

http://edition.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/

And the Super Tuesday totals are even more telling:

Democratic votes for Clinton and Obama: 14,622,822 (63.6%)
Republican votes for McCain, Romney and Huckabee: 8,370,022 (36.4%)

I haven't been able to find a total for all voting so far. Hey C & L, have you got the grand totals?

pissed off patricia @ 55:

ConcernedCanuck @ 44:

Anybody else think Beck sounds an aweful lot like Sylvester the Cat? Thufferin' thuckatash!

Ah no. Sylvester is a cute cat. Beck is a _________?

Beck is a fat, stupid pussy!

Beck makes me yearn for the sane sensibility of Sean Hannity....

fiver @ 79:

nonbeliever @ 73:

....
I don't know what your problem is but it looks like Barack is going to take this anyway and he'll have my support once we decide on a candidate. I really don't think people like McLame as much as the media says they do. If it's a choice between Hillary and McLame, Hillary gets my vote any day of the week and I bet she wins the general election.

nonbeliever @ 75:

I must say, I disagree with Lionelb too. Obama will destroy McLame in the general election. No one wants to be in Iraq besides McLame and the rest of the warmongering neocon idiots. It'll be a blowout. Obama wins with 70 to 80%.

You "disagree" with LionelB, but I "have a problem." All I tried to point out is that HRC as a nominee against McCain loses the "experience" card she has so heavily relied on thus far. She also cannot cannot attack McCain effectively where he is most vulnerable - the War. Perhaps you could point out why you believe there is some sort of "problem." Or are you just relying on the Hillary Derangement Syndrome meme?

I doubt she would even venture to use the experience card against McLame. She'd tie him to the chimp and to Iraq. Obama clearly would have more of an advantage pounding McCave on Iraq than Hillary but it wouldn't be impossible for her to draw a distinction given that he wants to stay in Iraq 100 years and likes to sing "Bomb bomb Iran" while Hillary says she'll initiate a pull out in a matter of months.

Both Obama and Hillary had to be pushed into saying they'll pull out of Iraq. In a prior debate, neither could even guarantee we'd be out of there by the end of their first term. It was thanks to candidates like Kucinich and Richardson that they were driven to this position. I'm not relying on any meme but I do know that I've seen alot of other posters bashing Hillary. Call it what you want. The truth is these 2 candidates have had very similar voting records since they've both been in the Senate. Hillary is a tougher sell but she can still defeat McCave.

McCave will not play the new Eisenhower. He's more married to this war than he is to his wife. Tie him to Bush and the war and he can be defeated.

Does he really want Americans to chose between TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME and short, pasty and wrinkled?

Come on Becky, make our day!

Left&Left @ 78:

Lionel@68 I reread your comments. "McCain is the new Ike". You fucks really do want the 50's back. Your comment is the kind of shit some 8th grader would spray paint behind the school on a wall.

Hey left:

Can't you read?
The guy (LionelB @68) said that McCain would campaign as the new Ike who was equipped to end the war.
I too think that will be his strategy and I also fear that he will succeed.
LionelB did not say, as you so blusteringly misquote, that he thought that McCain was in fact another Eisenhower.

Your prose is lovely, however.

Cat Atomic @ 81:

He really cracked me up when he said, "trust me".

All these guys seem like used car salesmen.

That was the demise of Mitt Romney. Everyone remembers someone with shoe polish black hair and gray highlights at the temple, no pun intended, that did or tried to sell them a car or insurance policy.

Why would you even give this guy relevance when he has none and here I am writing about him to you pardon me while I puke all over my keyboard and the post.

Here is what you need to know. Glen Beck is suffering from ocularrectumitus, he has his head so far up his ass he can only get methane to breath.
I am shocked that this no talent moron is on the airways but then again I am amazed that any of the right wing nut bags are on the air.

A "What you need to know" segment?

Sheeps...

Paul @ 74:

Save this clip so that it can be played back for Glenn in November.

HAHHAHAHAHAHA.

I do not think the American people will be stupid enough to vote for this guy. He's too damn crazy. McCain I mean

Well Beck assked for this.

So tell me Glen did your boyfriend tear your corn hole when you told him you weren't interested in marriage?

first time caller, longtime listener...oh wait, wrong media...

Glen Beck seems to have ignored these last 8 years...and the party that has been in power.

Joesef G. would be proud...

but when the flirting is over and it’s time to make a commitment the smart ones retreat back to what makes sense. You know, the girl you can take home to mom.

In Glenn's case, the girl he brought home WASmom! Anyway, I can't wait to watch these wingnuts' heads explode the first time they have to say the words President Obama

This is actually a pretty good segment by Beck, we can't afford, literally to have more government ran by a light weight. Barak has absolutely no experience, that will not play well home or abroad, hoping for something just anit going to make it so.....if Obama is prez, that will be the beginning of the end for this country...

Hey Lionel...Ike would have never been for this insane war. McLame is more like the new Dubya.

Get your history right, you idiot. Remember when Bush 'won' in 00 and 08? You folks fell all over each other bragging about a man who is a dolt. You said AMERICA HAS SPOKEN and AMERICA IS REPUBLICAN. Nope, the independents held their noses and voted for that schlub. Guess what? Obama has the independents and is loved by them! I am an independent and the guy earned my vote!!!

I told all my rightie friends that independents would wipe the floor with the GOP, so be nice to them and stop with putting jerks on the Supreme Court, stop with crony capitalism AND STOP THIS WAR. Nope, the doofuses didn't listen. Guess what doofuses? You folks will be in the poor house in no time should McLame win it all. You better think long and hard about who the next Prez will be.

The right screwed things up, Obama will clean it up.

chris @ 98:

This is actually a pretty good segment by Beck, we can't afford, literally to have more government ran by a light weight. Barak has absolutely no experience, that will not play well home or abroad, hoping for something just anit going to make it so.....if Obama is prez, that will be the beginning of the end for this country...

You aren't paying attention are you? The man has a ton of experience...much more than HRC. McLame is old and will be the death of this great nation.

Get over yourself and stop listening to Rush.

gene214 @ 97:

but when the flirting is over and it’s time to make a commitment the smart ones retreat back to what makes sense. You know, the girl you can take home to mom.

In Glenn's case, the girl he brought home WASmom! Anyway, I can't wait to watch these wingnuts' heads explode the first time they have to say the words President Obama

I can see it now, the schlubby righties will keep using his middle name and selling the lie about him being Muslim and raised in Madrassas.

Argh.

It is not possible to refer to the mass media as the mainstream media, because it does not reflect the American mainstream. The so-called news that is misleading people is the corporate media, (CM). The CM exists far to the right of the mainstream. There are no democratic corporations, or none that have control over foreign and domestic policies. Corporations are dictatorships. The misleading information presented to Americans supports the views of influential special interests. The corporate media does not inform it manipulates. It does not provide news; it provides infotainment. It does not function as the Fourth Estate; it operates as an organ for its own agenda. It betrays citizens of this country every minute of every hour. What the corporate media is doing should be against the law. Those people who facilitate the corporate agenda are aiding and abetting a callous and cynical purpose.

NewtonMass @ 89:

Left&Left @ 78:

Lionel@68 I reread your comments. "McCain is the new Ike". You fucks really do want the 50's back. Your comment is the kind of shit some 8th grader would spray paint behind the school on a wall.

Hey left:

Can't you read?
The guy (LionelB @68) said that McCain would campaign as the new Ike who was equipped to end the war.
I too think that will be his strategy and I also fear that he will succeed.
LionelB did not say, as you so blusteringly misquote, that he thought that McCain was in fact another Eisenhower.

Your prose is lovely, however.

Wow, do you read history books or listen to speeches? Ike would have NEVER allowed this "war" to continue. McLame cannot claim to be Ike. Ike even warned America about the "Military-Industrial Complex" before leaving office.

Screw you guys...can't you for once use a fact correctly? Twist it all you want but more Nixon and Dubya are McLame's legacy.

I am sure that both of his viewers will take that under advisement.

chris @ 98:

This is actually a pretty good segment by Beck, we can't afford, literally to have more government ran by a light weight. Barak has absolutely no experience, that will not play well home or abroad, hoping for something just anit going to make it so.....if Obama is prez, that will be the beginning of the end for this country...

Do you use a crystal ball or do future predictions just come to you naturally? Please list the Powerball numbers one year from today based on your psychic feedback of who will win the election.

Thanks in advance.

Oh my blinking jebus statue! Does anyone really listen to those idiots? How desperate and pathetic.
And furthermore, what is that piece of shit doing talking about mothers?
Most 'murikans beat mouths severely about the face and head when their mothers enter into a conversation like this.
Most mothers I know would like to see regular beating scheduled for this type of filth.

This duffus dumb ass is the male equivolent of she-man coultier. he says the dumbest, most inflamatory and imbicilic statements just to keep his butt ugly puss on the screen. Face it, if he wasn't so controversial and looney, he wouldn't have a following at all.

Scumbeck. What a(nother) horse's ass in the neocon world of baboons.

What a fucking tool...

People that listen to this moronic douche bag are even more pathetic then his yearly erection...

Believe me folks..

Hillary Clinton is Liberal?-- right..

Free Health Care is not Free?... Like the crap we have now is anywhere close??!?!.. I wonder what the Deductible is on "Free Health Care"... I bet its not $500, $1000, or $1500-- and naturally who that has this kind of insurance has that kind of money laying around to go see a doctor when they get sick?

The Economy?!?!

How can this blubber sack even attempt to utter those words .. as if his scat munching political party has credibility on this issue?!!?

Holy Fuck people... we are 5 minutes of a rotating 12" fan away from the smoke clearing enough for the people to realize that we are indeed in a Depression.. and the illusion that has been holding this thing together over the last decade will be totally gone~!!

Jesus.. lets not forget that unlike the other stupid mormons that are born into their cult... this tool joined up later...

Glenn 'Magic Underpants' Beck....

We need to have 5 hours of citizen Forum type of programming on Mandatory on each channel every day of the week.. and 8 hours on Sat & Sun...

The beauty of it would be that the citizens would be picked at random to serve for 2 years... and they could CALL [b]anyone[/b] to stand before them and answer questions to be held accountable... There would be no way to Avoid this call of the citizens.. There would be severe punishments if anyone in higher office failed to report..

IE: Bush would have to come ALONE.. with out his Vice President.. and he could not do it behind closed doors...

Failing to do so would place a public official in prison for 2 years for contempt of the people and have all their lands and assets forfeit.

Having a Media Pundit, Journalist, CEO, Etc.. fail would also require the same punishment.

Although if they show up... There is no punishment at all.. As any contempt they show to the plebe forum would be visible to all .. and their inadequacies would have enough light shown on them to actually have the impotent systems that we have in place to regulate the removal of fodder... be effective.

The elected government has nothing to fear from us... We the people have no power anymore.. They are not held accountable to us.. and it is quite clear that the corporate world needs some accountability too, as the market does nothing to punish these SOB's...

Now that is a solution.

P.S. Let Hillary take the nomination this time.

1. Whoever leads this country for the next four years is going to be branded a "total failure" but the loones on the right. The challenges are HUGE!!...immigration, the war, the economy, the corporate take over of the government, universal health care, fuel costs, etc. etc.

2. Whoever leads this country for the next four years is going to be riduculed all the way by the gingrich-types, and the legacy and clean up left by this past EIGHT F*CKING YEARS OF NAZI RULE are going to be difficult to impossible at best.

3. She is older, more experienced, and let her have her turn NOW. She isn't "all bad".

4. She is "saying" she insn't beholding to the corporates, but let her prove it!!

5. Even a dog could put up a good race against these pathetic repug choices...not that I'm comparing Hillary to a dog, but just saying a dog could probably win.

Barack can be ready to take over the reins from her in the next election (2012). He has the ideas, the energy and the following of the young and motivated to make a difference...but why not after Hillary has her chance to jump into the neck deep shit left by this administration.

Barack can take over in 2012 if Hillary can't perform miracles. He certainly IS my first choice, but this way we can get the "woman thing" and "black thing" out of the way and focus on what is best for the country, and not what is good for minorities, etc.

In conclusion, they are both GREAT in my opinion, even compared to a "great repug" (if there were such a thing), but why not use them both to our advantage, and the advantage of the country at large??

Whenever I watch Glen Beck, I remember the movie Little Nicky, and think of how good Glen would look with a daily pineapple shoved up his ass.

I couldn't gleen any insight into Beck's disjointed rambling. I listened carefully, but I don't hear any point. It was like listening to a Chinese Superstring Theorist in Mandarin. I seriously doubt Beck even knows the point of his own rant.
He's all over the place, jumping from one subject to the next quicker than a hummingbird. Honestly, it made my head hurt.

Is it just me or does the flag behind beck look vaguely like the palestinian flag?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_flag

what a pestilent 'young love' theory
this guy is an ignorant and and dumbass

seth @ 12:

Goes to show how far the center has been pulled to the right when Clinton and Obama are both seen as very liberal.

Here here!

The Populist @ 103:

NewtonMass @ 89:

Left&Left @ 78:

Lionel@68 I reread your comments. "McCain is the new Ike". You fucks really do want the 50's back. Your comment is the kind of shit some 8th grader would spray paint behind the school on a wall.

Hey left:

Can't you read?
The guy (LionelB @68) said that McCain would campaign as the new Ike who was equipped to end the war.
I too think that will be his strategy and I also fear that he will succeed.
LionelB did not say, as you so blusteringly misquote, that he thought that McCain was in fact another Eisenhower.

Your prose is lovely, however.

Wow, do you read history books or listen to speeches? Ike would have NEVER allowed this "war" to continue. McLame cannot claim to be Ike. Ike even warned America about the "Military-Industrial Complex" before leaving office.

Screw you guys...can't you for once use a fact correctly? Twist it all you want but more Nixon and Dubya are McLame's legacy.

You are frothing at the mouth and incoherent.
McCain is not Eisenhower. But that won't stop him from campaigning as if he were.
What is it that about that that you don't comprehend - you chump?

The Populist @ 100:

chris @ 98:

This is actually a pretty good segment by Beck, we can't afford, literally to have more government ran by a light weight. Barak has absolutely no experience, that will not play well home or abroad, hoping for something just anit going to make it so.....if Obama is prez, that will be the beginning of the end for this country...

You aren't paying attention are you? The man has a ton of experience...much more than HRC. McLame is old and will be the death of this great nation.

Get over yourself and stop listening to Rush.

Ton of experience? where, Senate? no, Community Asst? Lawyer? do tell...

"The truth as I see it." Um, doesn't that make it an opinion? Since when is truth subject to the way someone sees it? And please don't get into quantum physics and relativity, you know what I mean. NPR is the liberal left? This supports seth @ #12's point. At least this fool acknowledges that everyone (sane) wants a change from Bush. FYI Glen, the Republicans lost their soul and integrity in 1980, not 2006. And no one is saying "free health care for everybody." This guy is so bad, so stupid, so vile, that I'll probably stop weeping for the human race only after I spit out the vomit I caught in my mouth after watching this clip.

"The latest Rasmussen Reports telephone survey shows that Barack Obama (D) currently holds a seven-point advantage over John McCain (R), 46% to 39%. However, if the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, McCain will begin the race with a fourteen point advantage, 49% to 35%. %. National polling, updated daily, currently shows the same general trend with Obama currently performing better than Clinton in match-ups with McCain."

chris @ 98:

This is actually a pretty good segment by Beck, we can't afford, literally to have more government ran by a light weight. Barak has absolutely no experience, that will not play well home or abroad, hoping for something just anit going to make it so.....if Obama is prez, that will be the beginning of the end for this country...

LOL, I guess Bush the 2nd had soooooooo much experience going into the whitehouse, eh?

So fucking pieces of shit after the 8 yrs that your boy put us through, now you are crying about the "begining of the end."

You're off by almost a decade. Fuck you... No I am not going to be polite with a piece of shit like you.

Am I the only one who thinks that Beck has a "punch face"?

It is weird, if I were to meet this jackass in person, with that fat ugly boy-like mug, I don't think I could resist popping a couple of hooks on his face. It is the shit eating grin that throws me over the edge.

I think he makes that stuff up while in the shower, what a self indulging idiot.

Jeeze I dislike Glenn Beck and his tiny mind. I wish he would go away.

chris @ 116:

The Populist @ 100:

chris @ 98:

This is actually a pretty good segment by Beck, we can't afford, literally to have more government ran by a light weight. Barak has absolutely no experience, that will not play well home or abroad, hoping for something just anit going to make it so.....if Obama is prez, that will be the beginning of the end for this country...

You aren't paying attention are you? The man has a ton of experience...much more than HRC. McLame is old and will be the death of this great nation.

Get over yourself and stop listening to Rush.

Ton of experience? where, Senate? no, Community Asst? Lawyer? do tell...

Uhhhh, he was a state rep as well. I hate to break it to you, but community organizers tend to be quite good at putting coalitions and getting things done. Sure beats the same ol, same ol of your heroes, eh?

Lawyer counts too. I know you folks hate lawyers for whatever reason, but they serve a purpose in a democratic society.

Nice try, I win again.

Applepie @ 115:

The Populist @ 103:

NewtonMass @ 89:

Left&Left @ 78:

Hey left:

Can't you read?
The guy (LionelB @68) said that McCain would campaign as the new Ike who was equipped to end the war.
I too think that will be his strategy and I also fear that he will succeed.
LionelB did not say, as you so blusteringly misquote, that he thought that McCain was in fact another Eisenhower.

Your prose is lovely, however.

Wow, do you read history books or listen to speeches? Ike would have NEVER allowed this "war" to continue. McLame cannot claim to be Ike. Ike even warned America about the "Military-Industrial Complex" before leaving office.

Screw you guys...can't you for once use a fact correctly? Twist it all you want but more Nixon and Dubya are McLame's legacy.

You are frothing at the mouth and incoherent.
McCain is not Eisenhower. But that won't stop him from campaigning as if he were.
What is it that about that that you don't comprehend - you chump?

Can't argue my point makes you frothing and extremely incoherent. I just re-read what was written and it makes a ton of sense to many. Hey, if you can't disprove my point and the best you can do is attack my point with a negative, you lose.

BTW, independents will destroy your useless candidate. We stopped liking him the minute he sold out to Bush.

As for running like Ike? He has no chance to do that. His own party hates him or have you not been paying attention.

Make a point when you debate me. That's right, you need to make baseless assertions so you feel better. Point, counterpoint, okay frothy?

Look everybody, the right can't debate.

Applepie @ 115:

The Populist @ 103:

NewtonMass @ 89:

Left&Left @ 78:

Hey left:

Can't you read?
The guy (LionelB @68) said that McCain would campaign as the new Ike who was equipped to end the war.
I too think that will be his strategy and I also fear that he will succeed.
LionelB did not say, as you so blusteringly misquote, that he thought that McCain was in fact another Eisenhower.

Your prose is lovely, however.

Wow, do you read history books or listen to speeches? Ike would have NEVER allowed this "war" to continue. McLame cannot claim to be Ike. Ike even warned America about the "Military-Industrial Complex" before leaving office.

Screw you guys...can't you for once use a fact correctly? Twist it all you want but more Nixon and Dubya are McLame's legacy.

You are frothing at the mouth and incoherent.
McCain is not Eisenhower. But that won't stop him from campaigning as if he were.
What is it that about that that you don't comprehend - you chump?

BTW - It's not me who keeps asserting that McLame is Ike. Maybe it's you that should reassess what you write. Clarity is key you know.

The Populist @ 123:

chris @ 116:

The Populist @ 100:

chris @ 98:

You aren't paying attention are you? The man has a ton of experience...much more than HRC. McLame is old and will be the death of this great nation.

Get over yourself and stop listening to Rush.

Ton of experience? where, Senate? no, Community Asst? Lawyer? do tell...

Uhhhh, he was a state rep as well. I hate to break it to you, but community organizers tend to be quite good at putting coalitions and getting things done. Sure beats the same ol, same ol of your heroes, eh?

Lawyer counts too. I know you folks hate lawyers for whatever reason, but they serve a purpose in a democratic society.

Nice try, I win again.

Are you for real, State Rep? Community Ass? WOW, if thats your idea of experience you need to get out of that tiny little town your in. You think he's going to reach back to his community days with guys like Hu Jintao, Vladimir Putin and the such, we are talking ruthless international politics here, REAL POLITIK!
You libs are in for a rude awakening...

The jerk makes some good points. Obama is very inspiring and an amazing speaker, but he lacks experience in a time when our country is in turmoil. When people are uncertain about thier future they are likely to favor the devil they know instead of the devil they don't know and Obama is going to be demonized. All people who don't want McCain in office must prepare for a close election. When negative campaign season starts Obama's seven point lead could close fast. I have worked in politics for too long not to be extremely worried about the November elections. Remember folks - counter every negative lying point about Obama everywhere you can. Repeat it over and over. It works. Unfortunately so does negative campaining. People tend to remember the good over the bad. That is just our nature.

What makes Beck and others of his type so repugnant is that they are willing or actively participate in betraying the principles of a free and democratic republic under a constitution to please their corporate masters. Careerists refer to this behavior as "being realistic".

I've got four up on the Beck man:

1) I married a liberal and I'm definitely happier than he is.

2) I've never had hemmoroids.

3) I've never contemplated suicide because someone has
cut my ass open because I had hemmoroids.

4) I've never made an ass of myself by going on youtube to
announce to the world that I am suicidal because my
hemmoroid operation was botched.

I am one happy dude!

Sorry about your (that you are) asshole, Beck.

Hope you'll reconsider some of your choices.

Wow, his math is sort of confusing..

Let see, by his conclusion, because Rush took viagra on a trip to an island known for boy sex and he went with 5 other men. Then Coulter comes out of the trany closet and claims to be Larry Craig's younger brother. Plus another clogged toilet from Bill Frist and Doctors agree that Hannity has recurring hemmoroidal growths on his brain .

That all this means what? That Beck couldn't make sence to a aardvark in a coma!

hey mom, meet my new boyfriend, he supports killing thousands of innocent civilians in iraq and wants to kill even more in iran. he jokes about it all the time. he's even tried to kill himself a couple of times.

Two words people......

magic underwear

Anything coming out of the hole in this guy's face.....is 'anal'ogous to what comes out of the other hole...

Who are the four people in this country who watch this tool's show?

Newtonmass@89 Okay I admit, I can't read. But I still hate that crazy fucker Beck.

nonbeliever @ 72:

These right wing douchebags always underestimate us. Democrats and Liberals CAN'T WAIT to vote. If I could I'd vote right now for either Hillary or Barack to keep John McCave out of office.

So true...here's another little nugget o' joy...a couple of dudes I hang out with occasionally, both registered republicans, both voted for bush...twice...they're pulling for Obama...they told me they're ashamed of their party and and bush...and they won't vote republican this go 'round...wonder how many more there are like them...surely they're not the only repubs with buyers remorse.

Yes, Glenn, that's why we're getting a divorce from Bush and his bullies.

I'm guessing Glen Beck would rush into the cockpit of a plane, see the pilot dead of a heart attack, and say "we're in a dangerous point, probably not a good idea to change leadership right now, lets just stay loyal and go back to our seats". This guy is so creepy.

Who gave this guy a job? Do people really believe that was a thoughtful analysis? More of the same old crap - liberals are evil fifth-columnists, the Jews and Gypsies in the Neocon Reich...

The Stupid it burns!

Date a liberal or get fucked by a republican over and over and over? hmmm

Go fuck yourself Glen, you daft cunt. Don't talk to me until you've pulled your head out of your rectum.

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