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The Daily Show takes a look at Chuck Norris and his support of Huckabee, the anti-evolution candidate---Chuck, the incredible action hero endorsement if there ever was one...Do you have a partial gym in your house?
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Partial gym?
Do keyboards count?
So about those superdelegates... and their ability to STILL swing the election in Hillary's favor....
"There are currently 4,049 total delegates to the Democratic National Convention, including 3,253 pledged delegates and 796 superdelegates. The total number of delegate votes needed to win the nomination is 2,025"
"So Hillary or Obama needs 2,025 delegates to win. The superdelegates are roughly 39% of this "magic number" of delegates that are needed to win."
you know with some of the problems Huckabee's most staunch religious supporters (Kenneth Copeland, etc. ) are having with the IRS and their argument for proving their tax-exempt status, I can see why he is for dismantling the IRS..
In the name of Jesus..
Imagine the pride of counting an aging D-list celebrity with a bad toupee as your most out-spoken supporter.
I used to be into the Martial Arts back in the 80's and remember these ads from "Black Belt" well. Funnier still was a newspaper review for "Missing In Action:II" that went:
As an actor, Chuck Norris is capable of two emotions - with a mustache and without.
Huckabee is an evolution denying religious nut who consistently crosses the line on faith.
http://thecandidacy.com/2008/02/01/huckabee-crosses-the-line-on-faith/
huckbee strikes me as a professional fake christian, who like all of them just uses faith as a tool to court the most mindless pool of voters in the nation. rightwing evngelics.
The action jeans are real???
Huckabee
Chuck Norris
Fake Poison Food
Tethered to Machines
Corrupt Politicians
Fair and Balanced
Cleavage
Britney
Idol
Tax Rebates
Endless War
Uggggh
The deevolution of Chuck Norris is sad.
Fanon @ 8:
Ohhhh yeaaaaahhhh!!!
http://static.flickr.com/80/242725372_3d88afcb4d_b.jpg
Did anyone realize that it's "A Daily Show" right now, not "The Daily Show"? Something about a strike?
This must be Reagans Shining City on a Hill
Empty wallets, drained bank accounts, plundered retirements funds, boiled away capital reserves, worthless stocks, bankrupt companies, vandalized housing tracts, ruined families, and Wall Street executives who are still pulling down multimillion-dollar pay packages.
Newbie @ 5:
Well, at least that's one more emotion than Steven Segal.
Is Chuck Norris a religious nut too? Huckabee wants to change the constitution to make it more like the bible. Be afraid.
Newbie @ 11:
In the bottom left hand corner of the page, it says ......."Schools:Send for wholesale information."........hahahahahaha.....too damn funny!
Blue Buddha @ 14:
Segal has two emotions. Girdle too tight frown, and girdle too loose frown.
Fanon @ 8:
I owned a pair in high school. He advertised the shit out them in the karate magazines.
RHM @ 15:
You obviously haven't seen an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger.
RHM @ 15:
Look you can't be afraid you need to take a stand if they are going to kill you they are going to kill you.
Beats living an entire life knowing you could have done something and didn't.
I can't wait until the writer's strike is over.
ConcernedCanuck @ 17:
Seagal's a serious musician now. Check out the pick of him with all those blues guys. He must have threatened them for that photo op.
Tonight, it's THE Daily Show. Ohhhh yeah!
Although last night's Huckabee piece was amazing.
AP - 8 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton's crushing losses in Maryland and Virginia highlight an erosion in what had been solid advantages among women, whites and older and working-class voters.
Medias doing everything it can to destroy Hillary supporters resolve. Little Psyc Ops at it's finest.
Ha ha!
Also, looks like Huck might pick Chuck as his VP!
http://www.mockiavelli.com/2008/01/top-10-reasons.html
"But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you." Chuck Norris
americangoy @ 2:
I understand the super-delegates. Its the party's decision who to run. They are under no obligation to make it democratic, it just plays better if it is. The whole point is that people who are most invested in the party have something to say about the nominee. Its mostly a tie-breaking role anyway.
What I don't understand is this: Clinton left her name on the Michigan ballot even though Michigan broke the party rules. Clinton basically campaigned in Florida even though the party said that the candidates were forbidden from doing so. Obama followed party instructions, but when push comes to shove the super-delegates are going to reward party loyalty by voting for Clinton?
ConcernedCanuck @ 26:
If you are wearing your "action jeans".
StirFry @ 22:
"You take a pic with me, or my boys will make ya disappear"
L.A. Confidential @ 24:
She's doing fine except for losing the white, black, hispanic, latino, male, female and transgendered votes. She's looking ahead to yesterday, to restore what has never been, and to bring back the integrity that was in the WhiteHouse when Bill was in the O..............I can't say that.....hahahaha......seems she is sliding so bad, she's begging Obama ..."Debate me dammit, debate me!!"
ConcernedCanuck @ 26:
Any wonder they murdered Jesus when he said. Oh no my brother, thats not truth.
L.A. Confidential @ 31:
After Chuck said this, he roundhouse kicked the reporter in the face for daring to ask him about his beliefs.
ConcernedCanuck @ 32:
LOL exactly!
L.A. Confidential @ 33:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Old Billy @ 28:
or magic panties
Old Billy @ 28:
'Action' jeans are simply 'Creation' jeans with a missing 're'.
Oh, and don't forgot about Mitt's 'action underwear':
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1207/mittromney.html
tyree @ 35:
is that what McCain calls his depends?
I think Hucklebee has his action jeans on so tight they're cutting off circulation to his brain...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Those jeans were big during the time of the 8 - Track right and unfortunately , Chuck Norris's acting skills have never got any better since then and Is Huckabee that DESPERATE for an Endorsement , was Danny Bonaduce too busy ?
The Huckster's beliefs are about as real as Chuck's hair.
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ConcernedCanuck @ 26:
But it's the left wing in Hollywood that's nuts. LOL.
So one cartoon character has endorsed another. The best thing about Huckabee is the humor factor - not only is he personally amusing, but his statements are so wacko that he's easy to make fun of. And then he throws in Chuck Norris as a sort of humor gift.
Doesn't it seem as if Chuck Norris is sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way?
Enjoy it while it lasts. McCain is the least funny candidate on either side.
You know, this shit isn't even funny any more. I want this crap OVER!
God, I pray that Republicans lose in November. amen.
Chuck Norris' jeans ads have a lot in common with Brook Shields' jeans ads.
According to ladies 'In the know', he has nothing under his jeans either.
'Absolutely nothing', says one disappointed twit.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, written..
:)
Chuck really needs to back off the teeth whiteners also. Everytime you see him standing behind Huckacluck on TV he's got this shit-eating smile going on that's as blinding as a xenon headlight!
I actually used to have respect for Chuck as a martial artist but now he's just another aging, can't act worth a damn, action star backing some loser presidential wannabe.
And while I despise huck's anti-US Constitution rhetoric, I read yesterday that Dubya, when pressed about his violations of the constitution said "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face ... it's just a piece of goddamn paper"!
Considering the Presidential oath of office requires an oath to preserve, protect and defend the constitution ... aren't his comments treasonable and impeachable - not to mention highly offensive to all Americans?
ConcernedCanuck @ 34:
Chuck Norris has no chin...under that manly beard is another fist!
As with just about everything with the Republican party they are hypocrits when they say it is a bad thing to be associated with the "Hollywood Elite". Well maybe the artistic community of Hollywood largely supports the Democrats, but it is the Republicans who actually elect actors..... Thompson, Bonno, Regan, etc. etc. etc. If there critisim is that actors know nothing of the world or are somehow not credible.... then whey do the Republicans actually elect them to office....
http://lessjobsmorewars.com/
it says enough about the plan for america
liberalNmoderation @ 50:
:lol:
I'd never really thought about Chuck Norris. He made a few good films. Now that I see what kind of person he really is, backing a theocratic candidate like the Huckster, he turns my stomach. I've lost any respect I may have had for Mr. Norris.
About 25 years ago I bought a pair of Chuck Norris action jeans from Century Martial Arts (the only source of pants with a gusseted crotch I could find at the time). After sending the first pair back due to a missing zipper (great quality control there) I received a second pair with a bad seam & 2 missing belt loops (which a dear friend repaired). It was the poorest quality clothing I have ever worn.
I took a knife & scraped off part of the bright red label on the back pocket announcing "Chuck Norris Jeans", leaving the far more appropriate motto:
UCK NO
JEANS
Arby @ 49:
Old news, I'm afraid. And yes, such words SHOULD be worthy of treason proceedings. God willing, there will be.
liberalNmoderation @ 50:
ConcernedCanuck @ 26:
...What little remaining respect I had for Chuck Norris just flew out the window. As far as I'm concerned, he's an arrogant fool. No wonder he's giving his support to that blasphemer Hickabee.
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