Frist indeed!

Except for the last line about 43 white guys in a row and only one Catholic, one bachelor, and one retarded guy I didn't hear a single original thought or any thing much funny. What is up with his hair? Is he trying to look like a member of the Sopranos?

Well worth the wait.

Nice to see that Bill can pace a joke again. Writers make the difference. I always though that his timing doesn't always work right, which always shows in NEW RULES He looked good last night though.

Not Very Smart

There is one thing the Barack Obama supporters have yet to figure out: Hillary Clinton has many supporters. In fact, if this is really as close as they say it is, she has just about as much support as Obama. Two things:

1. He just referred to the president as a "dick sucker." He will get a backlash from that.

2. Since he has jumped on the "I hate Hillary Clinton" band wagon, he may added to those who will support a backlash or subtracted from those who would come in his defense from a backlash.

What can I say? You go Bill.

Joseph

New Rule
Party members have to stop bitching about "popularity" of candidates. Isn't THAT what a candidate selection is all about? Isn't the most popular the one that WILL win an election? Isn't the idea to bring out new electorate, and old electorate and get as many as possible to vote? NO MORE COMPLAINING about "cult like" personalities.

HAHAHAHA

Man I need that laugh

Best New Rules segment ever. That reminds me, I gotta start watching more inter-racial porn.

Bill forgot this one.

Mental Exams for all candidates running for President.

New Rule

People will stop posting NSFW on their websites. People shouldn't be looking on community webpages while they're on the clock to begin with. Whether the images they're looking at are of Hillary being made fun of or two Asian women fisting each other is irrelevant.

Joseph @ 9:

Not Very Smart

There is one thing the Barack Obama supporters have yet to figure out: Hillary Clinton has many supporters. In fact, if this is really as close as they say it is, she has just about as much support as Obama. Two things:

1. He just referred to the president as a "dick sucker." He will get a backlash from that.

2. Since he has jumped on the "I hate Hillary Clinton" band wagon, he may added to those who will support a backlash or subtracted from those who would come in his defense from a backlash.

What can I say? You go Bill.

Joseph

I had to watch the clip again after your post. Exactly where did you see evidence of "I hate Hillary Clinton"? If anything Barack seemed to be the butt of his jokes more than Hillary although the chimpster and mittster received especially loving treatment.

Could it be when he said that being able to vote for a woman or a black man was not amazing but, in fact, was 200 years too late? Perhaps you perceived that as criticism. I interpreted it as praise for both candidates and the Democratic Party.

I think you are having difficulty that is entirely personal and is affecting your perception.

ROFLMAO

VietVet8666 @ 12:

The pornography joke does raise a serious question: Is there anything Hillary won't do to get elected?

I don't think Hillary does that, and that is why Bill wanders.

Joseph @ 9:

Not Very Smart

There is one thing the Barack Obama supporters have yet to figure out: Hillary Clinton has many supporters. In fact, if this is really as close as they say it is, she has just about as much support as Obama. Two things:

1. He just referred to the president as a "dick sucker." He will get a backlash from that.

2. Since he has jumped on the "I hate Hillary Clinton" band wagon, he may added to those who will support a backlash or subtracted from those who would come in his defense from a backlash.

What can I say? You go Bill.

Joseph

I really think Maher's comments on his show will prove rather insignificant in influencing the actual election in any way, but you tell em' you little Hillbot you...

curtilingus @ 22:

Pornography is a good thing.

The more of it our country has, the looser it will be.

I think it's doing more damage then liberating people. Young girls are being turned into insecure whores willing to do anything to get some kind of attention by the time they are 18, and men are absolutely having a field day with it.

ConcernedCanuck @ 25:

VietVet8666 @ 12:

The pornography joke does raise a serious question: Is there anything Hillary won't do to get elected?

I don't think Hillary does that, and that is why Bill wanders.

This reference to pornagraphy was intended to suggest that it is about time we allow black men and women to push the boundaries other than the ones that white men have traditionally allowed them.

The above posts that focus on the most prurient aspects of the joke only proves Bill's point. You all might try growing up and accept the fact that the Democratic Party has
two candidates that have broken the mold and, hopefully, have ended the the streak of white men as President.

I'll happily vote for either.

bill maher is a no talent self absorbed ignoramouse who sees hiself as a genious, but he is after all just an insult commedian, no better then jay lenno , so he makes a good insult with bush sucks dicks , hey !ive been saying that for yrs now, most of his round table conversations shows just how lame his brain is!!!!!!!!!!

tyree @ 33:

bill maher is a no talent self absorbed ignoramouse who sees hiself as a genious, but he is after all just an insult commedian, no better then jay lenno , so he makes a good insult with bush sucks dicks , hey !ive been saying that for yrs now, most of his round table conversations shows just how lame his brain is!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but Tyree, when you say it we laugh too!

Besides, what Maher does that i like is bring people of different views together for an informal shrieking of the issues.

curtilingus @ 22:

Pornography is a good thing.

The more of it our country has, the looser it will be.

pornography helps no one. more nudity and honest talk of sex, on the other hand, wouldn't hurt.

David Hawes @ 24:

VietVet8666 @ 12:

The pornography joke does raise a serious question: Is there anything Hillary won't do to get elected?

That depends on what your definition of 'won't' would be.

Well, inasmuch as "won't" refers to future action, one can argue that a statement such as, "I won't do THAT.", does not preclude, at the time the statement is made, the statement-maker's having done THAT sometime previously.

VietVet8666 @ 39:

David Hawes @ 24:

VietVet8666 @ 12:

The pornography joke does raise a serious question: Is there anything Hillary won't do to get elected?

That depends on what your definition of 'won't' would be.

Well, inasmuch as "won't" refers to future action, one can argue that a statement such as, "I won't do THAT.", does not preclude, at the time the statement is made, the statement-maker's having done THAT sometime previously.

It was just a lame joke in the 'what is IS' thread. Sorry.

VietVet8666 @ 42:

David Hawes @ 41:

VietVet8666 @ 39:

David Hawes @ 24:

Well, inasmuch as "won't" refers to future action, one can argue that a statement such as, "I won't do THAT.", does not preclude, at the time the statement is made, the statement-maker's having done THAT sometime previously.

It was just a lame joke in the 'what is IS' thread. Sorry.

David, I thought what you wrote about the meaning of "won't" was really funny ans was just trying to make a joke in return.

Cool.Thanx.

If it's not safe for children, why is it posted on crooksandliars?

I"m beginning to think I should turn pro. I posted the suggestion about Romney's sons, the Thriller motif about McCain and his geriatric crew and Clintama as the perfect candidate all in the last week. I think the writers aren't so much writing as harvesting.

I was curious about the bachelor president, didn't know it off the top of my head, so I googled it, Buchanan, sure. For giggles I googled retarded president and sure enough an article about Bush was the first result. Granted it was an article about his willingness to kill the retarded, but that pretty much proves the point doesn't it?

He had me lol.

Tyree,

You seem to know Maher's work very well. Why not stop watching him if he pisses you off so much? When Maher had Darryl Issa on recently, he let Issa ramble on. There was no shouting over him. That's Fucks News' gig.

Your'e just flat out wrong on this. Lighten up and have a laugh. Maher's not trying to subvert you. That's Hannity's job.

Che's Lounge @ 51:

He had me lol.

Tyree,

You seem to know Maher's work very well. Why not stop watching him if he pisses you off so much? When Maher had Darryl Issa on recently, he let Issa ramble on. There was no shouting over him. That's Fucks News' gig.

Your'e just flat out wrong on this. Lighten up and have a laugh. Maher's not trying to subvert you. That's Hannity's job.

thiers only one reason for a horse race , you watch the shit they give you and you make up your own mind if that shits worth eating , like the man says you go to your chuch ill go to mine , and if i want to watch any show its my buisness not yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was bootifull

how is this inappropriate for children? They're either young enough where it goes their head, or they're old enough to watch this clip. U.S. parents need to take the stick out of their butt and realize that they're not protecting their children from either profanity, or dirty jokes. If anything, letting them watch Bill Maher will help develop them into critical thinkers with a sense of humor.

ConcernedCanuck @ 11:

New Rule
Party members have to stop bitching about "popularity" of candidates. Isn't THAT what a candidate selection is all about? Isn't the most popular the one that WILL win an election? Isn't the idea to bring out new electorate, and old electorate and get as many as possible to vote? NO MORE COMPLAINING about "cult like" personalities.

Great new rule! So let's all stop bitching about the folks who voted for Bush because they would have wanted to drink a beer with him.

tyree @ 56:

what i thinks funny most think mahers a democrat , or a libberal , hes a libritarian and he hates both partys equally , and if the democrats take over he,ll be telling his stupid jokes about libberals and youll eat it up!

I don't think most conservatives realize this fact. He's going to TEAR into the Democrat no matter if it's Obama or Hillary. He believes that the environment issue trumps the health care issue by a long-shot (poor environment leads to poor health) and hates prescription drugs because he feel they do more harm than good. And he also wants to get out of Iraq tomorrow while Hillary and Barak concede a total withdrawal won't happen their first term.

He's also good at balancing that racial/gender line without getting a ton of blowback unlike most comedians/talking heads.

Peter G @ 60:

Yes indeed Maher will poke fun at both parties. So will every other fair minded pundit. They need to do that for us. If you want one-sided stick with Fox News but I guarantee you won't get any laughs.

hes not a pundit hes a hack commedian!

tyree @ 56:

what i thinks funny most think mahers a democrat , or a libberal , hes a libritarian and he hates both partys equally , and if the democrats take over he,ll be telling his stupid jokes about libberals and youll eat it up!

Well Tyree,

I used to feel the same way about libertarians, but you didn't see Bill talkin about votin for Ron Paul did ya, so there are lightweight libertarians and the assholes who glommed on Ron Paul. Can you tell the difference?

I think, and I am just takin here that Bill M is more into being able to smoke dubbige freely, and thats where his libertarian views mostly lie.

In fact I think that the man told us last night he voted for Obama.

natisman @ 65:

tyree @ 56:

what i thinks funny most think mahers a democrat , or a libberal , hes a libritarian and he hates both partys equally , and if the democrats take over he,ll be telling his stupid jokes about libberals and youll eat it up!

Well Tyree,

I used to feel the same way about libertarians, but you didn't see Bill talkin about votin for Ron Paul did ya, so there are lightweight libertarians and the assholes who glommed on Ron Paul. Can you tell the difference?

I think, and I am just takin here that Bill M is more into being able to smoke dubbige freely, and thats where his libertarian views mostly lie.

In fact I think that the man told us last night he voted for Obama.

i have heard him say several times he favored ron paul , but even maher knows raul aint going to be president! as far as voteing for obama , it means nothing untill he or anyone else votes for him in the general election,

diamondmc @ 66:

tyree @ 63:

Peter G @ 60:

Yes indeed Maher will poke fun at both parties. So will every other fair minded pundit. They need to do that for us. If you want one-sided stick with Fox News but I guarantee you won't get any laughs.

hes not a pundit hes a hack commedian!

Just wondering what commedians do you find funny?

george carlin comes to mind!

tyree@67: Never heard Bill say he supported Ron Paul on anything except his stance on the war. He has said he likes having Ron Paul on his show.

tyree @ 72:

diamondmc @ 71:

tyree@67: Never heard Bill say he supported Ron Paul on anything except his stance on the war. He has said he likes having Ron Paul on his show.

well maby you were in the kitchen getting a beer and popping some corn when he said it! i dont make the news i just report it!!!!!!!!!!!

What you report is false. I went back and checked his shows with Ron Paul, and nowhere did he ever say he supported Ron Paul. Take the time and check it out for yourself. He said he liked the mans stance on the war, and he was a good guy who was always welcome on his show.

David Hawes @ 38:

Shared Humanity @ 31:

ConcernedCanuck @ 25:

VietVet8666 @ 12:

I don't think Hillary does that, and that is why Bill wanders.

This reference to pornagraphy was intended to suggest that it is about time we allow black men and women to push the boundaries other than the ones that white men have traditionally allowed them.

The above posts that focus on the most prurient aspects of the joke only proves Bill's point. You all might try growing up and accept the fact that the Democratic Party has
two candidates that have broken the mold and, hopefully, have ended the the streak of white men as President.

I'll happily vote for either.

Perhaps You should grow up and realise that a person's color and /or gender is hardly the-and probably the worst-reason to vote for a candidate. I'm as progressive as the next guy,but I will unhappily vote for niether.

You really are being obtuse. I did not say, nor did Bill say, that being black or a woman is sufficient reason to earn my vote. Instead their condition at birth should not disqualify them from consideration which is what 43 straight white men would seem to suggest is in play.

Personally, I will vote for Barack or Hillary because both are far superior to John "Hundred Years War" McCain.

tyree @ 76:

diamondmc @ 73:

tyree @ 72:

diamondmc @ 71:
well maby you were in the kitchen getting a beer and popping some corn when he said it! i dont make the news i just report it!!!!!!!!!!!

What you report is false. I went back and checked his shows with Ron Paul, and nowhere did he ever say he supported Ron Paul. Take the time and check it out for yourself. He said he liked the mans stance on the war, and he was a good guy who was always welcome on his show.

i said he liked ron paul for president in a casull conversation with some one on the pannel i didnt say he lent his support or was going to campaighn for him !!!!!!!!!!!!!get over it !

Now you are being funny, Hahahaaaaaaa........

diamondmc @ 77:

tyree @ 76:

diamondmc @ 73:

tyree @ 72:
What you report is false. I went back and checked his shows with Ron Paul, and nowhere did he ever say he supported Ron Paul. Take the time and check it out for yourself. He said he liked the mans stance on the war, and he was a good guy who was always welcome on his show.

i said he liked ron paul for president in a casull conversation with some one on the pannel i didnt say he lent his support or was going to campaighn for him !!!!!!!!!!!!!get over it !

Now you are being funny, Hahahaaaaaaa........

you just watch all his shows youll find it , im not sure wich ones he talked about it on but im sure you got time to watch them all just to prove im lieing!!!!good luck on it!

Oh no,
What will the Christian fascist neo right shrills Coultergiest, Limp-paw, et al say about Bill?

I am sure they can't take it, and they need a media platform where they cannot be challenged to say spew their shrills.
It is time someone went right at the right in this manner.

tyree @ 82:

diamondmc @ 80:

tyree @ 79:

diamondmc @ 77:
you just watch all his shows youll find it , im not sure wich ones he talked about it on but im sure you got time to watch them all just to prove im lieing!!!!good luck on it!

Hey, I got over wasting my time with you. Maybe now you should take your own advice, and get over it.

maby you should reconsider that , you never waste your time talking to someone smarter then you seem to be!!!!!!!!

Grow up kid.

Shared Humanity @ 75:

David Hawes @ 38:

Shared Humanity @ 31:

ConcernedCanuck @ 25:

This reference to pornagraphy was intended to suggest that it is about time we allow black men and women to push the boundaries other than the ones that white men have traditionally allowed them.

The above posts that focus on the most prurient aspects of the joke only proves Bill's point. You all might try growing up and accept the fact that the Democratic Party has
two candidates that have broken the mold and, hopefully, have ended the the streak of white men as President.

I'll happily vote for either.

Perhaps You should grow up and realise that a person's color and /or gender is hardly the-and probably the worst-reason to vote for a candidate. I'm as progressive as the next guy,but I will unhappily vote for niether.

You really are being obtuse. I did not say, nor did Bill say, that being black or a woman is sufficient reason to earn my vote. Instead their condition at birth should not disqualify them from consideration which is what 43 straight white men would seem to suggest is in play.

Personally, I will vote for Barack or Hillary because both are far superior to John "Hundred Years War" McCain.

And I will Not vote for any of Them.As far as 'far superior',We will see,won't We?

tyree @ 84:

diamondmc @ 83:

tyree @ 82:

diamondmc @ 80:
maby you should reconsider that , you never waste your time talking to someone smarter then you seem to be!!!!!!!!

Grow up kid.

now youve popped a funny sonny ,i grew up long before you shit in your first pamper!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age,apparently,does not refrain one from acting childish.

David Hawes @ 87:

tyree @ 84:

diamondmc @ 83:

tyree @ 82:
Grow up kid.

now youve popped a funny sonny ,i grew up long before you shit in your first pamper!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age,apparently,does not refrain one from acting childish.

David Hawes @ 87:

tyree @ 84:

diamondmc @ 83:

tyree @ 82:
Grow up kid.

now youve popped a funny sonny ,i grew up long before you shit in your first pamper!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age,apparently,does not refrain one from acting childish.

come here often ? or is diamond your brother?

tyree @ 89:

David Hawes @ 87:

tyree @ 84:

diamondmc @ 83:
now youve popped a funny sonny ,i grew up long before you shit in your first pamper!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age,apparently,does not refrain one from acting childish.

David Hawes @ 87:

tyree @ 84:

diamondmc @ 83:
now youve popped a funny sonny ,i grew up long before you shit in your first pamper!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age,apparently,does not refrain one from acting childish.

come here often ? or is diamond your brother?

You like attacking people don't you? All the time I have been posting on this site, I don't think I have ever seen you say anything positive about anything. It must be sad to be a angry old senile man.

You are free to kiss mine at any time- It's one terrific ass,BTW.

David Hawes @ 93:

You are free to kiss mine at any time- It's one terrific ass,BTW.

as legions of women -past and present-will Firmly attest.

tyree @ 96:

David Hawes @ 93:

You are free to kiss mine at any time- It's one terrific ass,BTW.

thanks but yours looks like to many logs have been shoved up it !

your powers astound Me!

tyree @ 98:

David Hawes @ 97:

tyree @ 96:

David Hawes @ 93:
thanks but yours looks like to many logs have been shoved up it !

your powers astound Me!

thanks im very observent!

yes,We all here have observed That.

David Hawes @ 97:

tyree @ 96:

David Hawes @ 93:

You are free to kiss mine at any time- It's one terrific ass,BTW.

thanks but yours looks like to many logs have been shoved up it !

your powers astound Me!

My girl just told me to quit feeding the troll in the old folks home.

diamondmc @ 101:

David Hawes @ 97:

tyree @ 96:

David Hawes @ 93:
thanks but yours looks like to many logs have been shoved up it !

your powers astound Me!

My girl just told me to quit feeding the troll in the old folks home.

then you may get back to licking her!

David Hawes @ 104:

my only brother is a rightwing,Rush listening,Thug loving ChickenHawk to whom I stopped talking a few years back.And his name is certainly Not Diamond. That said,I don't mind the thought of Diamond being My brother.

who cares?

tyree @ 103:

diamondmc @ 101:

David Hawes @ 97:

tyree @ 96: your powers astound Me!

My girl just told me to quit feeding the troll in the old folks home.

then you may get back to licking her!

You really are a fucking pig.

David Hawes @ 106:

I was answering your question. Since You asked it,I assumed You did.

not really just keep saying we can !

So many comments left online would be laughable were they not so sad. There is absolutely no moderation, no fact-checking, and few consequences for libel. For example, one Obama supporter accused Joseph--a prominent, eloquent member of this community, whose blog is informative and reasoned--of being a "Hillbot." I had to do a double-take, and then reminded myself that the "Hillbot" backlash was obviously reactionary, and that the person calling Joseph a "Hillbot" has obviously missed Joseph's other posts.

I respect Joseph because he's an Obama supporter who asks only for fairness in treatment of the candidates. No politician is squeaky clean, including Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton is far from an exception. That being said, she is far from conservative, and anyone who repeats such FOX News-esque mantras really hasn't done his or her homework. Yet, the potshots continue, even from comedians/pundits like Bill Maher - whom I also like, most of the time. Still, Maher is going with the easy and safe humour time and again, fuelling memes for cheap chuckles. In Maher's defense, though, he has at least argued several times that anyone who "hates" Hillary Clinton has deep-rooted personal problems, because there isn't any justifiable reason for liberals to level such vitriol at one of their own the way some people have.

Thanks Mr Rollo, didn't notice. But Bush's willingness to execute the retarded was proven while he was TX gov. That's why the joke article got written in the first place. I just though it was funny and that for a change it wasn't a case of google hacking.

And Son of Liberty-
I shouldn't even acknowledge you, but you dare to use the word liberty in your assumed name. I don't like pot, don't need it. But in a free society, why is it my government's job to protect me, from me? "Liberty and Justice for all" means something to me.

The libertarian platform in 25 words or less- I should be able to do whatever, whenever, however I want as long as those actions don't interfere with someone else's ability to do the exactly the same.

Okay 28 words....

I can't get stoned and drive around town, because that would interfere with your ability to drive around town safely. I can't break into your house, because.... well obviously, it's your house.But if I want to do bong hits and watch Family Guy in the privacy of my own home, then it isn't my government's job to tell me that I can't. Liberty means that issues like gay marriage, drugs, abortion, etc are decisions left to the individual. I may not like what you want to do, but as long as you don't get in my way, I have to let you do it. The gay couple next door isn't interfering with your ability to have a happy home unless you choose to let them get to you.

Get your nose the fuck out of my business and I will show you the same courtesy. And tell my government the same thing.

The word "Liberty" is too important to be so so callously abused by one who doesn't understand its meaning.

L.A. Confidential @ 14:

VietVet8666 @ 12:

The pornography joke does raise a serious question: Is there anything Hillary won't do to get elected?

I never have believed Hillary was promiscuous. Bill is another story. He's a musician at heart and musicians like chicks.

Damn straight we do.

David Hawes @ 95:

David Hawes @ 93:

You are free to kiss mine at any time- It's one terrific ass,BTW.

as legions of women -past and present-will Firmly attest.

gee i hope you paid them well!

David Hawes @ 38:

Shared Humanity @ 31:

ConcernedCanuck @ 25:

VietVet8666 @ 12:

I don't think Hillary does that, and that is why Bill wanders.

This reference to pornagraphy was intended to suggest that it is about time we allow black men and women to push the boundaries other than the ones that white men have traditionally allowed them.

The above posts that focus on the most prurient aspects of the joke only proves Bill's point. You all might try growing up and accept the fact that the Democratic Party has
two candidates that have broken the mold and, hopefully, have ended the the streak of white men as President.

I'll happily vote for either.

Perhaps You should grow up and realise that a person's color and /or gender is hardly the-and probably the worst-reason to vote for a candidate. I'm as progressive as the next guy,but I will unhappily vote for niether.

Then you're a complete fucking retard. Have a nice day.