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writers we love old SNL standby Jack Handey in The New Yorker: "How Things Even Out."

Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago, an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But, in the future, maybe we’ll go to another planet and kill their dinosaurs.

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Frist!

free documentaries - the first one on the Israeli Lobby is great.

That reminds me of a point I used to make in favor of taking good care of the environment. I'd say, "I'd be perfectly happy wrecking the Earth ... if we had somewhere else to go." For that matter, I fully believe that, if we ever develp interstellar travel, we're destined to become the spaceborne equivalent of locusts.

You just never know... I believe that with the vast number of stars and planets out there that there just could be a planet where Dick Cheney has compassion and Bush is not a complete and total idiot and the government there is both democratic and not comprised of greedy shit weasels... even that would be possib..... naaah!..........

Don Davis @ 4:

Didja' happen to catch Hillary Clinton’s New ‘Dead Phone’ Ad

So much for, "No matter what happens, we'll be fine."

Wonder what would even out 8 years of Bush and Cheney?

Don Davis @ 4:

Didja' happen to catch Hillary Clinton’s New ‘Dead Phone’ Ad

Are Mark Penn and Karl Rove related?

Did you ever see The Day the Earth Stood Still ?? No self-respecting intelligent life forms in this universe would allow humans from planet earth to infect the rest of the universe, LOL..... I think their strategy of letting us destroy ourselves and our planet is working well for them... and if by some miracle it doesn't, I imagine we'll have an event of biblical, Rod Serling proportions that even Gene Roddenberry couldn't envision, LOL.......

My favorite Jack Handey:

"When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Ya-hoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different."

perhaps an asteroid will fall on crawford tx at an
opportune moment on the next vacation day, as
reported in a future dallas times hearld.

WtF I thought we had been invaded by these greedy bastards and they just thought we would be easy pickings. Apparently, they were right.

I giggled. Clever.
David Letterman is pretty awesome tonight.

THE Iraq war has cost the US 50-60 times more than the Bush administration predicted and was a central cause of the sub-prime banking crisis threatening the world economy, according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz.

Obama should be repeating this over and over and over.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0%2C25197%2C23286149-2703%2C0...

mystic @ 14:

THE Iraq war has cost the US 50-60 times more than the Bush administration predicted and was a central cause of the sub-prime banking crisis threatening the world economy, according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz.

Obama should be repeating this over and over and over.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0%2C25197%2C23286149-2703%2C00.html

Why are we getting this news from a foreign country? Oh, that's right, we have a far left wing media. NOT!

"Let's set the existance-of-God Issue aside for a later volume, and just stipulate that in some way, self -replicating organisms came into existence on this planet and immeadiately began trying to get rid of each other, either by spamming their environments with rough copies of themselves, or by more direct means which hardly need to be belabored. Most of them failed, and their genetic legacy was erased from the universe forever, but a few found a way to survive and to propagate. After about three billion years of this sometimes zzany, frequently tedious fugue of carnality and carnage, Godfrey Waterhouse IV was born in Murdo, South Dakota, to Blanche, the wife of a Congregational preacher named Bunyan Waterhouse. Like every other creature on the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo-which given the number and variety of descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead."

-The beginning of Chapter 2

Cryptonomicon

By Neal Stephenson

xoites defends Constitution @ 16:

"Let's set the existance-of-God Issue aside for a later volume, and just stipulate that in some way, self -replicating organisms came into existence on this planet and immeadiately began trying to get rid of each other, either by spamming their environments with rough copies of themselves, or by more direct means which hardly need to be belabored. Most of them failed, and their genetic legacy was erased from the universe forever, but a few found a way to survive and to propagate. After about three billion years of this sometimes zzany, frequently tedious fugue of carnality and carnage, Godfrey Waterhouse IV was born in Murdo, South Dakota, to Blanche, the wife of a Congregational preacher named Bunyan Waterhouse. Like every other creature on the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo-which given the number and variety of descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead."

-The beginning of Chapter 2

Cryptonomicon

By Neal Stephenson

If you read Genesis completely, you will find that there were other Gods.

Good evening, Baddasses! :)

You too, Ron. :)

xoites defends Constitution @ 19:

You too, Ron. :)

Whoa, I thought you were referring to me specifically. At least I was hoping so.

Yes, Ron. You are indeed a Badass!

i read somewhere that the security around mcbrain has increased, it's not to stop people attacking him, it's just to stop him wandering off.

Biff Limbaugh @ 22:

i read somewhere that the security around mcbrain has increased, it's not to stop people attacking him, it's just to stop him wandering off.

I am sure the Secret Service can handle McCain's meanderings.

"Zombie has let the building."

xoites defends Constitution @ 23:

Biff Limbaugh @ 22:

i read somewhere that the security around mcbrain has increased, it's not to stop people attacking him, it's just to stop him wandering off.

I am sure the Secret Service can handle McCain's meanderings.

Actually, they have bloodhounds assigned to his detail. Just in case, just in case.

Ron @ 25:

xoites defends Constitution @ 23:

Biff Limbaugh @ 22:

i read somewhere that the security around mcbrain has increased, it's not to stop people attacking him, it's just to stop him wandering off.

I am sure the Secret Service can handle McCain's meanderings.

Actually, they have bloodhounds assigned to his detail. Just in case, just in case.

That explains why they don't have blood hounds on Cheney's detail.

The repugs have already gleefully elected one with alzheimers and another that was the village idiot, why not another.

Cheney:

"I have come to shoot the shit, on the face of it!"

xoites defends Constitution @ 28:

Cheney:

"I have come to shoot the shit, on the face of it!"

Xiotes. Cheney wants to ta us on a hunting trip. I'm a better shot. Let;s take him up on it.

xoites defends Constitution @ 28:

Cheney:

"I have come to shoot the shit, on the face of it!"

LOLOLLYLOLOL!!

If yer gonna be around and this funny, I'll check in with you a little later ;-}

gotta go, will check back ;-]

I will be happy to read all the details in the Sunday funnies.

Guardian UK: Israeli minister warns of Holocaust for Gaza if violence continues

Israel's deputy defence minister yesterday warned his country was close to launching a huge military operation in Gaza and said Palestinians would bring on themselves a "bigger shoah," using the Hebrew word usually reserved for the Holocaust.

The choice of vocabulary from Matan Vilnai, an often outspoken former army general, was unusually grave - the word is not normally used for anything other than the Nazi Holocaust of the Jews.

Vilnai was speaking about his government's plans to tackle the continued firing of makeshift rockets, known as Qassams, from Gaza.

"The more Qassam fire intensifies and the rockets reach a longer range, they will bring upon themselves a bigger shoah because we will use all our might to defend ourselves," he said, in a telephone interview with army radio yesterday morning.
...

When if ever, will news like that hit our left wing media. Not that there is a left wing media.

mystic @ 14:

THE Iraq war has cost the US 50-60 times more than the Bush administration predicted and was a central cause of the sub-prime banking crisis threatening the world economy, according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz.

Obama should be repeating this over and over and over.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0%2C25197%2C23286149-2703%2C00.html

That's an interesting article. Yes, the money for the war should have been spent on what we, like, pay taxes on, and it should have gone into the economy instead of disappearing into war profiteer's pockets. But the housing bubble arose from people being able to get a mortgage for nothing down-- not from what the Fed was doing. (Can anyone explain how the Fed floods the economy with credit? They set the rates banks charge each other to maintain reserves, and they've loaned $50 billion to banks in the last two months. But that's recent.). And the housing boom was going on well before the war started. Also, since we get most of our oil from Canada, it looks like any inflation from the war is just more price gouging.

Instead of trying to establish a tenuous cause and effect between the war and our economic problems, why can't we go after the war profiteers, and the parasites who are charging us $3.50 for a gallon of gas? Where's Congress? Why aren't we running those gutless clowns out of goverment on a rail? One of them is the likely Republican nominee for President, and another is in second place with the Dems. They put us there. How can they show their faces in public?

did anyone see countdown this evening?
i usually watch the late showing, but it's not on... why?

katy @ 36:

did anyone see countdown this evening?
i usually watch the late showing, but it's not on... why?

Keith was not on because of the debate rerun.

nsr @ 35:

mystic @ 14:

THE Iraq war has cost the US 50-60 times more than the Bush administration predicted and was a central cause of the sub-prime banking crisis threatening the world economy, according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz.

Obama should be repeating this over and over and over.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0%2C25197%2C23286149-2703%2C00.html

That's an interesting article. Yes, the money for the war should have been spent on what we, like, pay taxes on, and it should have gone into the economy instead of disappearing into war profiteer's pockets. But the housing bubble arose from people being able to get a mortgage for nothing down-- not from what the Fed was doing. (Can anyone explain how the Fed floods the economy with credit? They set the rates banks charge each other to maintain reserves, and they've loaned $50 billion to banks in the last two months. But that's recent.). And the housing boom was going on well before the war started. Also, since we get most of our oil from Canada, it looks like any inflation from the war is just more price gouging.

Instead of trying to establish a tenuous cause and effect between the war and our economic problems, why can't we go after the war profiteers, and the parasites who are charging us $3.50 for a gallon of gas? Where's Congress? Why aren't we running those gutless clowns out of goverment on a rail? One of them is the likely Republican nominee for President, and another is in second place with the Dems. They put us there. How can they show their faces in public?

Start by setting in motion the election of a majority in the House and the Senate. They cannot do it alone.

Ralph Nader loves John McCain: By Joe Conason

"In 2004, Nader asked McCain to help his campaign -- and the senator rushed to his side. Is the consumer advocate now returning the favor?

Nader is already focusing his fire on the Democrats, with his Web site featuring dozens of press releases attacking Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, while none voice the slightest criticism of McCain. In his latest round of television appearances, Nader trained his fire directly on Obama..."

http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/02/29/mccain_nader/index.html?...

This makes sense – more a saboteur than an actual candidate.

Ron @ 38:

nsr @ 35:

mystic @ 14:

THE Iraq war has cost the US 50-60 times more than the Bush administration predicted and was a central cause of the sub-prime banking crisis threatening the world economy, according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz.

Obama should be repeating this over and over and over.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0%2C25197%2C23286149-2703%2C00.html

That's an interesting article. Yes, the money for the war should have been spent on what we, like, pay taxes on, and it should have gone into the economy instead of disappearing into war profiteer's pockets. But the housing bubble arose from people being able to get a mortgage for nothing down-- not from what the Fed was doing. (Can anyone explain how the Fed floods the economy with credit? They set the rates banks charge each other to maintain reserves, and they've loaned $50 billion to banks in the last two months. But that's recent.). And the housing boom was going on well before the war started. Also, since we get most of our oil from Canada, it looks like any inflation from the war is just more price gouging.

Instead of trying to establish a tenuous cause and effect between the war and our economic problems, why can't we go after the war profiteers, and the parasites who are charging us $3.50 for a gallon of gas? Where's Congress? Why aren't we running those gutless clowns out of goverment on a rail? One of them is the likely Republican nominee for President, and another is in second place with the Dems. They put us there. How can they show their faces in public?

Start by setting in motion the election of a majority in the House and the Senate. They cannot do it alone.

Didn't Bush do something to change the lending practices guidelines?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/28/republican-ideology-has-broken-...

From the NY Times:

Edward M. Gramlich, a Federal Reserve governor who died in September, warned nearly seven years ago that a fast-growing new breed of lenders was luring many people into risky mortgages they could not afford.

But when Mr. Gramlich privately urged Fed examiners to investigate mortgage lenders affiliated with national banks, he was rebuffed by Alan Greenspan, the Fed chairman.

That’s right — too much regulation will get in the way. We know how to manage risks now, so we don’t need to stinkin rules

xoites defends Constitution @ 40:

Ron @ 38:

nsr @ 35:

mystic @ 14:

That's an interesting article. Yes, the money for the war should have been spent on what we, like, pay taxes on, and it should have gone into the economy instead of disappearing into war profiteer's pockets. But the housing bubble arose from people being able to get a mortgage for nothing down-- not from what the Fed was doing. (Can anyone explain how the Fed floods the economy with credit? They set the rates banks charge each other to maintain reserves, and they've loaned $50 billion to banks in the last two months. But that's recent.). And the housing boom was going on well before the war started. Also, since we get most of our oil from Canada, it looks like any inflation from the war is just more price gouging.

Instead of trying to establish a tenuous cause and effect between the war and our economic problems, why can't we go after the war profiteers, and the parasites who are charging us $3.50 for a gallon of gas? Where's Congress? Why aren't we running those gutless clowns out of goverment on a rail? One of them is the likely Republican nominee for President, and another is in second place with the Dems. They put us there. How can they show their faces in public?

Start by setting in motion the election of a majority in the House and the Senate. They cannot do it alone.

Didn't Bush do something to change the lending practices guidelines?

Complete deregulation.

If i was an enemy of the United States of America what would i do differently than what Bush has done?

they blame Obama for moving the people.

they blame Obama for his popularity .

they blame Obama for his birth name.

they blame Obama for being Obama.

Did an SNL Obama sketch go too far? Afrikaners act a lot like Republicans. Americans rely on the Internets for news. Someone in Vegas managed to get ahold of ricin.
Mukasey has contempt
for the contempt subpoenas of the House; Nancy "impeachment off the table" Pelosi will sue to get Miers and Bolten on the stand.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 44:

they blame Obama for moving the people.

they blame Obama for his popularity .

they blame Obama for his birth name.

they blame Obama for being Obama.

That's all bullshit! I blame you. :)

xoites defends Constitution @ 43:

If i was an enemy of the United States of America what would i do differently than what Bush has done?

Think about it. He did exactly what the corportists wanted him to do.

xoites defends Constitution @ 37:

katy @ 36:

did anyone see countdown this evening?
i usually watch the late showing, but it's not on... why?

Keith was not on because of the debate rerun.

debate rerun??? countdown was listed in the yahoo tv listings. both times...

my paranoia is spiking...

Didn’t Bush do something to change the lending practices guidelines?

He set up this agency last year, so the Fed can loan money to banks, on "crap collateral", the Financial Times said. And Eliot Spitzer says Bush is helping predatory lenders. Maybe that's what Stiglitz meant.

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

katy @ 48:

xoites defends Constitution @ 37:

katy @ 36:

did anyone see countdown this evening?
i usually watch the late showing, but it's not on... why?

Keith was not on because of the debate rerun.

debate rerun??? countdown was listed in the yahoo tv listings. both times...

my paranoia is spiking...

Well, my partner never misses Kieth. She would know.

Yahoo's stock has been down recently perhaps this is why.

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

Wait, was she talking about our kids or about us?

mystic @ 14:

THE Iraq war has cost the US 50-60 times more than the Bush administration predicted and was a central cause of the sub-prime banking crisis threatening the world economy, according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz.

Obama should be repeating this over and over and over.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0%2C25197%2C23286149-2703%2C00.html

chimpy's illegal war is 100% over budget. Don"t you remember he proclaimed that his war would pay for itself?

"And here is a photograph of Hillary taking me to the park. Here is the one where she took me to the cleaners."

xoites defends Constitution @ 52:

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

Wait, was she talking about our kids or about us?

good question

if there is another debate, i hope someone asks if hillary will be there to tuck me and my kids in at nite

It's like that ad for Craig's Traveler's Checks that was on SNL-- "Hillary Clinton. She never leaves her room."

uncle joe mccarthy @ 55:

xoites defends Constitution @ 52:

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

Wait, was she talking about our kids or about us?

good question

if there is another debate, i hope someone asks if hillary will be there to tuck me and my kids in at nite

Bush is trying to be our Eddie Haskle, i need another baby sitter like i need a hole in my head.

Hi y'all! You guys(and ladies) are on fire tonight, lol ;-}

uncle joe mccarthy @ 55:

if there is another debate, i hope someone asks if hillary will be there to tuck me and my kids in at nite

I think the better question would be to ask why she's up at 3am waiting for that phone to ring. Is she waiting for Bill to get home or is she just an insomniac?

Proud2bHumble @ 58:

Hi y'all! You guys(and ladies) are on fire tonight, lol ;-}

Hi, 2b. How are you?

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

what i want to know is - why did that phone RING 6 TIMES!?!?!

3am, my phone rings, i pick up before the 2nd ring...

just sayin'

katy @ 61:

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

what i want to know is - why did that phone RING 6 TIMES!?!?!

3am, my phone rings, i pick up before the 2nd ring...

just sayin'

The hell with that! At 3 AM my phone is off!

xoites defends Constitution @ 60:

Proud2bHumble @ 58:

Hi y'all! You guys(and ladies) are on fire tonight, lol ;-}

Hi, 2b. How are you?

proud of how humble I am ;-}

"Hi, can i talk to georgie? I need a war really, really bad!"

"Fuck you, call the White House!"

I am done with those late night calls!

Proud2bHumble @ 63:

xoites defends Constitution @ 60:

Proud2bHumble @ 58:

Hi y'all! You guys(and ladies) are on fire tonight, lol ;-}

Hi, 2b. How are you?

proud of how humble I am ;-}

You practice Nez, i am convinced.

Actually it should be spelled, "neZ."

xoites defends Constitution @ 65:

Proud2bHumble @ 63:

xoites defends Constitution @ 60:

Proud2bHumble @ 58:

Hi, 2b. How are you?

proud of how humble I am ;-}

You practice Nez, i am convinced.

more into tsioat

MountainMan23 @ 33:

Guardian UK: Israeli minister warns of Holocaust for Gaza if violence continues

"The more Qassam fire intensifies and the rockets reach a longer range, they will bring upon themselves a bigger shoah because we will use all our might to defend ourselves," he said, in a telephone interview with army radio yesterday morning.
...

Israel is lying in wait.

Israel has unregistered nuclear weapons. How can Israel call what they are about to do as "defending" themselves?

It's called genocide!

stevie @ 39:

Ralph Nader loves John McCain: By Joe Conason

"In 2004, Nader asked McCain to help his campaign -- and the senator rushed to his side. Is the consumer advocate now returning the favor?

Nader is already focusing his fire on the Democrats, with his Web site featuring dozens of press releases attacking Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, while none voice the slightest criticism of McCain. In his latest round of television appearances, Nader trained his fire directly on Obama..."

http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/02/29/mccain_nader/index.html?...

This makes sense – more a saboteur than an actual candidate.

Totally true. His V.P. candidate wrote an article attacking the democrats too. He's probably being funded by the right wing.

xoites defends Constitution @ 27:

I will not vote for John McCa.

LOL yer xtra funny today ;-}

xoites defends Constitution @ 62:

katy @ 61:

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

i just saw clinton's new ad....and i would like to change my vote

she wants to be all our babysitters...prez and babysitter.....good deal

who the fuck is running her campaign?"???

what i want to know is - why did that phone RING 6 TIMES!?!?!

3am, my phone rings, i pick up before the 2nd ring...

just sayin'

The hell with that! At 3 AM my phone is off!

it's a MOM thing...

Proud2bHumble @ 63:

xoites defends Constitution @ 60:

Proud2bHumble @ 58:

Hi y'all! You guys(and ladies) are on fire tonight, lol ;-}

Hi, 2b. How are you?

proud of how humble I am ;-}

I tried this before but, hi 2b.

The subject of her ad is disappointing. She has these consultants putting the ads together and all Oback has to do is use a common approach to it and respond in a common sense manner. He doesn't have consultants parsing every word and he wins every time.

Ron @ 72:

Proud2bHumble @ 63:

xoites defends Constitution @ 60:

Proud2bHumble @ 58:

Hi, 2b. How are you?

proud of how humble I am ;-}

I tried this before but, hi 2b.

The subject of her ad is disappointing. She has these consultants putting the ads together and all Oback has to do is use a common approach to it and respond in a common sense manner. He doesn't have consultants parsing every word and he wins every time.

I'm still amazed that Mark Penn has a job. He's doing an awful job and last time I saw a figure he had made close to $10 million. Not exactly money well spent...

Ron@72

backatch, How ya do Ron Ron...

Roark77 @ 73:

Ron @ 72:

Proud2bHumble @ 63:

xoites defends Constitution @ 60:

proud of how humble I am ;-}

I tried this before but, hi 2b.

The subject of her ad is disappointing. She has these consultants putting the ads together and all Oback has to do is use a common approach to it and respond in a common sense manner. He doesn't have consultants parsing every word and he wins every time.

I'm still amazed that Mark Penn has a job. He's doing an awful job and last time I saw a figure he had made close to $10 million. Not exactly money well spent...

Another rockstar like Carevil.

Back in 1978 i was living in a group house and i got along with one guy very well and we got along with our rommates, well, not at all. We decided to move out and find another place. We were in DC and housing is always expensive there so we saw an add for what looked like a great hosue with reasonable rent in Arlington, Virginia. So we went to take a look. We met up with a real estate agent at the front door. The place looked great but it was still occupied. Whoever lived there was not at home, and i can only conclude we were not expected.

On the coffee table was a nice mirror with lines of white powder on them. On the mantle piece was a very well made scale. My friend and i were looking at each other as the real estate lady was blithely ignoring the evidence of, well let's just say a budding corporation.

The finale of the tour was when she flung open the door to the pantry to show us how large it was. There was no doubt it was large. In fact it was large enough to hold over 200 pot plants. And there they were looking back at us not knowing whether we had come to smoke them or admire them.

After the tour we decided that it would really suck to have people knocking on our door day and night looking for "a lift" and settled for a nice houde in Adams Morgan in DC.

I think it was about then i decided that the phone would be off at night.

Proud2bHumble @ 74:

Ron@72

backatch, How ya do Ron Ron...

Good, good, sharper than the average tack. How about you?

Another "Deep Thought" by Jack Handy:

"I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that."

Ron @ 77:

Proud2bHumble @ 74:

Ron@72

backatch, How ya do Ron Ron...

Good, good, sharper than the average tack. How about you?

Yogi would be proud.

Which reminds me. I was in Ceasar's Forum Shops today on a delivery and there was Pete Rose handing out Autographs.

Correct me if i am wrong, but didn't Pete Rose denounce gambling? If so why is he in Vegas?

Ron @ 72:

....
The subject of her ad is disappointing. She has these consultants putting the ads together and all Oback has to do is use a common approach to it and respond in a common sense manner. He doesn't have consultants parsing every word and he wins every time.

It may have already been posted, but have seen Obama's response?

You had to have been a successful salesperson to understand what people really want. They don't want to be sold, they want enough information to make their decision.

Ron @ 77:

Proud2bHumble @ 74:

Ron@72

backatch, How ya do Ron Ron...

Good, good, sharper than the average tack. How about you?

Took the day off from C&L obsessing and still catching up with the McDamnthisisgettingtobeareallllyfuckinglonglistalmostlikeafulltimejob contributions, and just now going over the 'ic' factor post and considering doing a repigletlist with definitions...

;-}

Ron @ 81:

You had to have been a successful salesperson to understand what people really want. They don't want to be sold, they want enough information to make their decision.

That is something i believe i understand and i plan to never forget.

Proud2bHumble @ 82:

Ron @ 77:

Proud2bHumble @ 74:

Ron@72

backatch, How ya do Ron Ron...

Good, good, sharper than the average tack. How about you?

Took the day off from C&L obsessing and still catching up with the McDamnthisisgettingtobeareallllyfuckinglonglistalmostlikeafulltimejob contributions, and just now going over the 'ic' factor post and considering doing a repigletlist with definitions...

;-}

I like you, but you really need another hobby.

McQuit!

And don't fucking write that down.

Xoites, I replied to you in the lower thread on Bay Buchanan, but I want you to read the link I supplied.

http://www.clintonpresidentialcenter.org/legacy/051697-fact-sheet-on-ant...

The claim that Pres. Clinton blocked landmine convention efforts is false, or at least too brief of a statement.

I find the idea that Presidents are supposed to be all-powerful quite absurd. The Pentagon's ENORMOUS power, versus a liberal Executive, is a mismatched fight. Quite a bit of what is tagged onto Pres. Clinton in the military regard is the result of Pentagon manipulation. He says that DADT was a Pentagon trap, and I'm sure many other examples abound.

Yet how easy it is to throw out a single line of blame, ignoring all context, and then feel like an analysis has been completed!

One of the primary problems with peoples reactions to either Clinton is that they are often non-analytical reactions. On the analytical side, there is too much distillation of complex problems for the benefit of a simple worldview.

She would make an excellent Vice President in the next Presidency, because we very much need the Clintons to restore the Executive, since they were on hand before the Disaster. A neophyte in the White House would be far faster getting up to speed with the help of someone who lived there for eight years. Compared to that literal ability and background, compare to the ultimately meaningless Iran Resolution vote, which could have never changed anything either way. A lot of you won't read her floor speech on that day, but it is not a simple and linear as people now claim, trying her and hanging her in absentia without any defense as they do.

http://clinton.senate.gov/speeches/iraq_101002.html

Because bipartisan support for this resolution makes success in the United Nations more likely, and therefore, war less likely, and because a good faith effort by the United States, even if it fails, will bring more allies and legitimacy to our cause, I have concluded, after careful and serious consideration, that a vote for the resolution best serves the security of our nation. If we were to defeat this resolution or pass it with only a few Democrats, I am concerned that those who want to pretend this problem will go way with delay will oppose any UN resolution calling for unrestricted inspections.

and

And perhaps my decision is influenced by my eight years of experience on the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue in the White House watching my husband deal with serious challenges to our nation. I want this President, or any future President, to be in the strongest possible position to lead our country in the United Nations or in war. Secondly, I want to insure that Saddam Hussein makes no mistake about our national unity and for our support for the President's efforts to wage America's war against terrorists and weapons of mass destruction. And thirdly, I want the men and women in our Armed Forces to know that if they should be called upon to act against Iraq, our country will stand resolutely behind them.

My vote is not, however, a vote for any new doctrine of pre-emption, or for uni-lateralism, or for the arrogance of American power or purpose -- all of which carry grave dangers for our nation, for the rule of international law and for the peace and security of people throughout the world.

Putting aside the inability of her vote to stop Bush from doing whatever he pleased (with a sufficient existing Congressional block to rubberstamp), she tried to make lemonade out of lemons. Seems like she does that a lot, and mostly comes up with something undrinkable. But I simply don't accept as valid the hatred she evokes, for a variety of reasons, a great number of which are that she is, like Nancy Pelosi, a pioneer, worthy or not in people's eyes.

xoites defends Constitution @ 79:

Yogi would be proud.

You are no Booboo; you are a formidable proponent. ;}

Which reminds me. I was in Ceasar's Forum Shops today on a delivery and there was Pete Rose handing out Autographs.

Correct me if i am wrong, but didn't Pete Rose denounce gambling?

Yes, until he gets into the hall of nutscratcher fame or is sure he won't or he gets caught, I'll wager.

If so why is he in Vegas?

The Forum is known for giving the best coconut-on-the-half-shell haircuts in the country?

(I meant Iraq Resolution vote.)

Xiotes, is Paul of LA trying to suck up to you?

Tequilla's has a good hobby. He collects interesting information and shares it with the rest of us. Right Wing Hater does the same thing. Other interesting hobbies include chasing girls, figuring out how to get more miles out of a gallon of gas or living without gas.

Just don't stop talking to us, we like you. :)

xoites defends Constitution @ 85:

McQuit!

And don't fucking write that down.

I only cut and paste... #409, thanx for your generous and encouraging McContribution!

;-}

katy @ 71:

xoites defends Constitution @ 62:

katy @ 61:

uncle joe mccarthy @ 50:

what i want to know is - why did that phone RING 6 TIMES!?!?!

3am, my phone rings, i pick up before the 2nd ring...

just sayin'

The hell with that! At 3 AM my phone is off!

it's a MOM thing...

I don't need another mom.

xoites defends Constitution @ 90:

Tequilla's has a good hobby. He collects interesting information and shares it with the rest of us. Right Wing Hater does the same thing. Other interesting hobbies include chasing girls, figuring out how to get more miles out of a gallon of gas or living without gas.

Just don't stop talking to us, we like you. :)

I van't live without gas. I fart at will.

Paul in LA @ 88:

(I meant Iraq Resolution vote.)

Hi PRSOR. This thread is overloaded with talent tonite, myself humbly excluded ;-}

86 Paul in LA

Believe it or not i was alive back then and i recall Bill Clinton's statement's against the Ban. Are you telling me that the Pentagon tells the President of the United States what to say?

Proud2bHumble @ 87:

xoites defends Constitution @ 79:

You are no Booboo...

It's spelled 'Bonobo.'

I have just found out i am not a "Bonobo."

I had no idea.

That shoah comment was meant to imply a disaster, not a genocide, but I agree that the defense minister put his foot in his mouth.

xoites defends Constitution @ 95:

Are you telling me that the Pentagon tells the President of the United States what to say?

In his civilian government (unlike Bush's dictatorship), some things were possible, others were not. The Pentagon was able to force events independently, because generally only some form of compromise can go forward, and for sure the Congress was able to join with the Pentagon in opposing the President's will -- not the first time in U.S. history by far.

Tequila @ 98:

That shoah comment was meant to imply a disaster, not a genocide, but I agree that the defense minister put his foot in his mouth.

So you think that RACISTS don't know when they use racist terminology? O'Reilly.

Paul in LA @ 99:

xoites defends Constitution @ 95:

Are you telling me that the Pentagon tells the President of the United States what to say?

In his civilian government (unlike Bush's dictatorship), some things were possible, others were not. The Pentagon was able to force events independently, because generally only some form of compromise can go forward, and for sure the Congress was able to join with the Pentagon in opposing the President's will -- not the first time in U.S. history by far.

I was sort of being sarcastic, but regardless, he can still say what he thinks.

xoites defends Constitution @ 97:

I have just found out i am not a "Bonobo."

I had no idea.

I was pretty sure you weren't. We Irish don't tend particularly hirsute.

Bill Clinton pissed me off on so many levels. He bent and swayed to the will of the Republicans at every turn. Can you really blame me for opposing Hillary?

xoites defends Constitution @ 101:

Paul in LA @ 99:

xoites defends Constitution @ 95:

Are you telling me that the Pentagon tells the President of the United States what to say?

In his civilian government (unlike Bush's dictatorship), some things were possible, others were not. The Pentagon was able to force events independently, because generally only some form of compromise can go forward, and for sure the Congress was able to join with the Pentagon in opposing the President's will -- not the first time in U.S. history by far.

I was sort of being sarcastic, but regardless, he can still say what he thinks.

"Can't we all just get along?"

Ron @ 89:

Xiotes, is Paul of LA trying to suck up to you?

No, that's right, Ron -- why treat politics seriously?

It's a joke about two monkeys scratching each other's nuts.

Proud2bHumble @ 102:

xoites defends Constitution @ 97:

I have just found out i am not a "Bonobo."

I had no idea.

I was pretty sure you weren't. We Irish don't tend particularly hirsute.

Late we can get together and groom each other. We can compare nits.

Paul in LA @ 99:

xoites defends Constitution @ 95:

Are you telling me that the Pentagon tells the President of the United States what to say?

In his civilian government (unlike Bush's dictatorship), some things were possible, others were not. The Pentagon was able to force events independently, because generally only some form of compromise can go forward, and for sure the Congress was able to join with the Pentagon in opposing the President's will -- not the first time in U.S. history by far.

That may have been the influence but, it was Alan Greenspan that delivered the message to Clinton. Check Thomm Hartmanns Archives on Air America. The very best in Constitutional knowlwdge.

Paul: "Shoah" isn't meant to have racist connotations like "lynch".

Anyway, stocks are down again. The Marine in the Okinawa rape case got out. An American soldier wins the lottery, but still has to serve.

xoites defends Constitution @ 103:

Bill Clinton pissed me off on so many levels. He bent and swayed to the will of the Republicans at every turn. Can you really blame me for opposing Hillary?

Your opposition is not the issue. It's your claim that Bill Clinton blocked the landmine convention that I am responding to. It's not that simple, and he did move the issue forward. Korea was the deal-breaker, but the military would not yield on that exception. Or something along those lines, it's been some time.

Tequila @ 108:

Paul: "Shoah" isn't meant to have racist connotations like "lynch".

Anyway, stocks are down again. The Marine in the Okinawa rape case got out. An American soldier wins the lottery, but still has to serve.

"So, how much you need to do my patrol today?"

Tequila @ 108:

Paul: "Shoah" isn't meant to have racist connotations like "lynch".

In the RACIST mouth of the Israeli defense minister, it is a racist term. He was, once again, directly referencing GENOCIDE, as a threat.

The Zionist Supremacists are just as evil as any KKK murderers who ever lived.

Paul in LA @ 109:

xoites defends Constitution @ 103:

Bill Clinton pissed me off on so many levels. He bent and swayed to the will of the Republicans at every turn. Can you really blame me for opposing Hillary?

Your opposition is not the issue. It's your claim that Bill Clinton blocked the landmine convention that I am responding to. It's not that simple, and he did move the issue forward. Korea was the deal-breaker, but the military would not yield on that exception. Or something along those lines, it's been some time.

Yes, it has been some time and i don't remember the details either. But i do remember i was pissed as shit at what he did and right now after ten very well brewed beers that is about as far as this argument is going to go.

Paul in LA @ 105:

Ron @ 89:

Xiotes, is Paul of LA trying to suck up to you?

No, that's right, Ron -- why treat politics seriously?

It's a joke about two monkeys scratching each other's nuts.

What do you mean, "no that's right"? No and that's right seems to be contradictory

Ron @ 107:

Alan Greenspan that delivered the message to Clinton.

Is that some sort of Illuminati claim?

I don't think Greenspan was involved in the effort to eliminate landmines.

Paul in LA @ 114:

Ron @ 107:

Alan Greenspan that delivered the message to Clinton.

Is that some sort of Illuminati claim?

I don't think Greenspan was involved in the effort to eliminate landmines.

As far as i can tell nobody was involved in the decision to eliminate landmines because we still have them. A shitload of people were involved in keeping them.

PaulnLA@0
Ron@0
xoites@0

I like all three of you very much, xoites, Paul and Ron, but I've detected a bit of acrimony before between you and Paul that I don't really understand. WTF?

I get along with Ron fine.

xoites defends Constitution @ 112:

brewed beers

Well, maybe in a less medicated moment, then.

Paul in LA @ 118:

xoites defends Constitution @ 112:

brewed beers

Well, maybe in a less medicated moment, then.

You will never find me there.

I am unwilling to go back over Clinton's record because he is my third least favorite President. I have other things to do.

Paul in LA @ 114:

Ron @ 107:

Alan Greenspan that delivered the message to Clinton.

Is that some sort of Illuminati claim?

I don't think Greenspan was involved in the effort to eliminate landmines.

I hate to say this but, do you remember the rest of your own comment that I was responded to. You were blaming the pentagon for the enormous power. It's not just the pentagon.

xoites defends Constitution @ 120:

I am unwilling to go back over Clinton's record because he is my third least favorite President. I have other things to do.

This begs the question - who are your other least favorite presidents?

Worst President ever:

George W. Bush

Next:

Ronald Reagan

Third:

Bill Clinton

Fourth:

Richard Nixon

Fifth:

Hoover

I figured that Bush would top the list. That was kind of a given.

xoites defends Constitution @ 115:

As far as i can tell nobody was involved in the decision to eliminate landmines because we still have them. A shitload of people were involved in keeping them.

It's not as simple as 'eliminating,' since the military with Congressional support insists on keeping them as perimeter defense, which is not worse than a machine gun except that it stays around after the conflict is over. Then the military says, no, our new mines are self-disarming after a period of time. And so on.

Clinton moved the negotiation foward, but the repugnance of war has not stopped it, and the U.S. Pentagon is and has been a Gorgon.

JFK, for instance, had to stop the Pentagon from preemptively nuking the USSR. Where's that in the Constitution?

Bill Clinton did everything the Republicans demaded of him and none of it was good.

Ron @ 121:

It's not just the pentagon.

And there you have it, Proud.

Ron's Libertarian plain acceptance of the Federal Reserve conspiracy theory is a persistent stumbling block in our relations.

Paul in LA @ 125:

xoites defends Constitution @ 115:

As far as i can tell nobody was involved in the decision to eliminate landmines because we still have them. A shitload of people were involved in keeping them.

It's not as simple as 'eliminating,' since the military with Congressional support insists on keeping them as perimeter defense, which is not worse than a machine gun except that it stays around after the conflict is over. Then the military says, no, our new mines are self-disarming after a period of time. And so on.

Clinton moved the negotiation foward, but the repugnance of war has not stopped it, and the U.S. Pentagon is and has been a Gorgon.

JFK, for instance, had to stop the Pentagon from preemptively nuking the USSR. Where's that in the Constitution?

So, if i suggested that we dismantle the Pentagon and the CIA would that offend you?

Paul in LA @ 127:

Ron @ 121:

It's not just the pentagon.

And there you have it, Proud.

Ron's Libertarian plain acceptance of the Federal Reserve conspiracy theory is a persistent stumbling block in our relations.

I have to agree with that. The Federal Reserve is a tool to try to keep the economy from crashing. It may work yet. Right now i have my doubts.

xoites defends Constitution @ 126:

Bill Clinton did everything the Republicans demaded of him and none of it was good.

Kosovo was NATO, opposed by the Republicans across the board, and saved 150,000 Muslim lives, while putting the racist Milosevich on warcrimes trial. U.S. losses? Zero.

The cruise missile he put into the Belgrade tv station broadcasting Milosevich's genocidal demagoguery should have had a pair in one into the Rwandan radio station, and he'd have made me more happy. But I applaud him for blowing that racist tv station off the earth (with warning, as was given).

Ron @ 121:

Paul in LA @ 114:

Ron @ 107:

Alan Greenspan that delivered the message to Clinton.

Is that some sort of Illuminati claim?

I don't think Greenspan was involved in the effort to eliminate landmines.

I hate to say this but, do you remember the rest of your own comment that I was responded to. You were blaming the pentagon for the enormous power. It's not just the pentagon.

Paul in LA, have you heard of a military industrial complex? Eisenhaer, excuse the spelling, warned us about it. It is the biggest threat to our democracy.

Paul in LA @ 130:

xoites defends Constitution @ 126:

Bill Clinton did everything the Republicans demaded of him and none of it was good.

Kosovo was NATO, opposed by the Republicans across the board, and saved 150,000 Muslim lives, while putting the racist Milosevich on warcrimes trial. U.S. losses? Zero.

The cruise missile he put into the Belgrade tv station broadcasting Milosevich's genocidal demagoguery should have had a pair in one into the Rwandan radio station, and he'd have made me more happy. But I applaud him for blowing that racist tv station off the earth (with warning, as was given).

I was deeply oppossed to that war. He waited three fucking years to get involved after whinning about the genocide in Africa.

Paul in LA @ 127:

Ron @ 121:

It's not just the pentagon.

And there you have it, Proud.

Ron's Libertarian plain acceptance of the Federal Reserve conspiracy theory is a persistent stumbling block in our relations.

Ron, is that how you see it?

P.S. Rockstar: save your fingers and my chest - my friends call me '2b'...or not.

xoites defends Constitution @ 128:

So, if i suggested that we dismantle the Pentagon and the CIA would that offend you?

Over ten beers, no. Probably have to have some shots too, if you want to REALLY get into change.

xoites defends Constitution @ 132:

I was deeply oppossed to that war.

Why? Was it in response to the characterization of it via Democracy Now! and Jeremy Scahill's reporting?

Paul in LA @ 127:

Ron @ 121:

It's not just the pentagon.

And there you have it, Proud.

Ron's Libertarian plain acceptance of the Federal Reserve conspiracy theory is a persistent stumbling block in our relations.

Now you are going stupid again. It has nothing to do with libertarian.

Paul in LA @ 134:

xoites defends Constitution @ 128:

So, if i suggested that we dismantle the Pentagon and the CIA would that offend you?

Over ten beers, no. Probably have to have some shots too, if you want to REALLY get into change.

I have been wanting real change since 1972.

Your comment stating support for bombing a radio station is despicable.

Paul in LA @ 135:

xoites defends Constitution @ 132:

I was deeply oppossed to that war.

Why? Was it in response to the characterization of it via Democracy Now! and Jeremy Scahill's reporting?

Meaning what?

Ron @ 131:

Paul in LA, have you heard of a military industrial complex? Eisenhower warned us about it.

Yes, I heard him do that. But you have to realize that at the time I had 10,000 Soviet nuclear missiles pointed at my head and annihilation was imminent. Then in 1963 I came within ONE Russian sub captain of dying in nuclear fire along with the Northern hemisphere. Then in 1964, elements in this government assassinated the President.

It has been quite a life of historical joy, no doubt.

Hey 2b, how many names is your list up to for McCantgetenoughoftheantiCatholicpastor?

xoites defends Constitution @ 138:

Paul in LA @ 135:

xoites defends Constitution @ 132:

I was deeply oppossed to that war.

Why? Was it in response to the characterization of it via Democracy Now! and Jeremy Scahill's reporting?

Meaning what?

You're opposed to Blackwater too?

xoites defends Constitution @ 138:

Paul in LA @ 135:

xoites defends Constitution @ 132:

I was deeply oppossed to that war.

Why? Was it in response to the characterization of it via Democracy Now! and Jeremy Scahill's reporting?

Meaning what?

Forget that asshole. One moment he's trying to cozy up and the next he is trying to be a Hannity.

Your problem, Paul, is that you can find ways in your head to kill people if in some way you think other people will live better lives. At the base of it that is what is wrong with our country.

xoites defends Constitution @ 137:

Your comment stating support for bombing a radio station is despicable.

A radio station broadcasting genocidal instructions is engaged in international crimes against humanity. Under treaty, that action MUST be opposed, and stopped.

Article III: The following acts shall be punishable:
(a) Genocide;
(b) Conspiracy to commit genocide;
(c) Direct and public incitement to commit genocide;
(d) Attempt to commit genocide;
(e) Complicity in genocide.

Article IV: Persons committing genocide or any of the other acts enumerated in article III shall be punished, whether they are constitutionally responsible rulers, public officials or private individuals.

Paul in LA @ 144:

xoites defends Constitution @ 137:

Your comment stating support for bombing a radio station is despicable.

A radio station broadcasting genocidal instructions is engaged in international crimes against humanity. Under treaty, that action MUST be opposed, and stopped.

Article III: The following acts shall be punishable:
(a) Genocide;
(b) Conspiracy to commit genocide;
(c) Direct and public incitement to commit genocide;
(d) Attempt to commit genocide;
(e) Complicity in genocide.

Article IV: Persons committing genocide or any of the other acts enumerated in article III shall be punished, whether they are constitutionally responsible rulers, public officials or private individuals.

I guess that would explain the Chinese Embassy not to mention Al Jezeera in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

Kosovo was NATO, opposed by the Republicans across the board, and saved 150,000 Muslim lives, while putting the racist Milosevich on warcrimes trial.

If Clinton really cared, he would have acted sooner. What happened in Kosovo was clearly just a way to undermine impeachment proceedings against him. The intervention in Somalia was also an attempt to look as "tough" on war as Bush Sr., which is why no one takes it seriously to this day. I don't believe for a second a "humanitarian" or "anti-establishment" President would bring back the nuclear arms race.

PaulnLA@0
Ron@0
xoites@0

I could understand the unfriendly sarcasm I'm seeing directed at a troll, but I'm still having difficulty rectifying it in the context of three very bright progressives discussing differing opinions and exchanging useful facts. Friendly smartassing is one thing, but this acrimony is misplace and beneath all of you as I know you. It isn't funny or useful to our common cause. Come on guys, please.

xoites defends Constitution @ 143:

Your problem, Paul, is that you can find ways in your head to kill people if in some way you think other people will live better lives. At the base of it that is what is wrong with our country.

That we aren't all utter pacifists? No wonder you drink.

I'm actively engaged in trying to back off the militancy of the United States. But my support of Obama went up when Samantha Power pointed out the need for the U.S. military to be trained for intervention in peacekeeping missions. That's true, and at the same time it is SO different than most US military actions that it would require a complete shift of perspective. And of course Bushco has broken every piece of china they could find, to try to permanently derail any such efforts in the future.

BC's foreign policy was generally awful. Compared to Reagan-Bush-Bush, he was closer to that ideal, though not by much.

Roark77 @ 140:

Hey 2b, how many names is your list up to for McCantgetenoughoftheantiCatholicpastor?

Not counting today's, 408 ;-}

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