old SNL standby Jack Handey in The New Yorker: "How Things Even Out."
Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago, an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But, in the future, maybe we’ll go to another planet and kill their dinosaurs.
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