O'Reilly you filthy Paddy, clean your clothes man......

Hey, wrapping yourself in duct tape and plastic wrap does have its drawbacks.

Now that Karl Rove is in the building, suddenly the place is riddled with bugs.

Not the first time.

B

Fox News will give each bug a tiny flag pin and will call it another Republican national Convention.

I think we're all on the same page here as to who is the likely candidate for the infestation.And ,by the way Verdillac, there's no reason to rule out crabs. Always hope for the best.

Maybe BillO can lend someone a loofah to try to clean up the bugs.

This helps to explain why so many Foxoids act like they have a bug up their ass.

I was absolutely transfixed by Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World when I was a child. R.I.P. Sir Clarke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrkkTBbob0

“I can no more disown (Rev. Wright) than I can disown my white grandmother,” Obama said, “a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”

What a beautiful and courageous speech by Barack today.

Peter G @ 12:

Roark77 Hussein @ 9:

Maybe BillO can lend someone a loofah to try to clean up the bugs.

I know a surefire solution. Bill shaves half his pubic area and soaks the other half with lighter fluid. He sparks it up and stabs the little bastards with an icepick when they run for it. I'm sure it will work.

I don't know Peter, Bill IS a pretty big dick, I imagine he has a pubic area that could carpet a large room. even lighting up half of it...well, let's just say that fire could be the final straw in global warming.

Roark77 Hussein @ 18:

Peter G @ 12:

Roark77 Hussein @ 9:

Maybe BillO can lend someone a loofah to try to clean up the bugs.

I know a surefire solution. Bill shaves half his pubic area and soaks the other half with lighter fluid. He sparks it up and stabs the little bastards with an icepick when they run for it. I'm sure it will work.

He could have Hannity and Colmes do commentary on the event. Just to tie it all together.

And It would be the first and only Fox News show that I would pay to watch
Oh and Heuristically programmed Algorithmic Computer.

I have long been a supporter of Mr. Obama. I have talked to friends and family members about him and his message of "change", alas after hearing Barack's rhetoric regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict I am ashamed of myself and ashamed of having been a staunch supporter of his.

I have just formed a letter alerting all my friends, colleagues and fellow workers, as well as congregation members of the remarks he made today. It seems that Mr. Obama is either not familiar with the facts surrounding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict or is simply choosing to ignore them because he has sold his soul to the highest bidder.

Obama's comments are a slap in the face to all Israelis and Palestinians alike who have been trying to achieve a lasting peace in the middle east. It is a slap in the face to all the moderates who support his message of change. Yet, it seems the only change he has in mind is limited to the United States. And as he continues the failed policies and hateful and ignorant rhetoric of his predecessor, G.W. Bush, he fails thousands in the Middle East who work hard to find common ground between fellow Jews, Muslims and Christians alike.

Mr. Obama ignores Israel's continued settlement expansion and arrogant disregard for countless UN resolutions condemning its actions in the West Bank and Gaza. Mr. Obama, it seems, has adopted the narrative of the Israeli right wing Likud party, just like G.W. Bush has done.

I work as a public relations officer at NY based human rights organization and have very colleagues who are prominent members among the Arab/Muslim community. Those Palestinians who have supported and have been instrumental in brining peace to the region have been painted today with a broad brush by Mr. Obama, as hateful and perverse radical Muslims.

This kind of rhetoric will not unify moderates from both sides or bring them together, but it will further alienate them from each other and from a just and lasting peace. Mr. Obama has failed himself today, as well as many Muslims, Arabs and Palestinians. From now on, I will do my best to inform as many voters as I can that Barack Obama is a politician who is pandering to the highest bidder, one who is no different than the current commander in chief, one who is not about honest change as he so eloquently likes to claim.

Shame on you, Senator.

ferrofluid Hussein @ 22:

seevee @ 14:

Jess @ 13:

I was absolutely transfixed by Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World when I was a child. R.I.P. Sir Clarke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrkkTBbob0

ACC trivia question....How did HAL, the naughty 2001 computer get his name?

H+1 = I
A+1 = B
L+1 = M

from memory, btw first computer I used was built by me from components and we used teletype for input output and punched paper tape storage

previously banned @ 24:

raise your hand if you give a shit?

Repug much!

WhenIsItEnough @ 26:

Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

agreed, Faux the 'infested news' channel
just too hilarious to not think about, wonder who gets to pay child support at Faux.

ferrofluid Hussein @ 23:

ferrofluid Hussein @ 22:

seevee @ 14:

Jess @ 13:

ACC trivia question....How did HAL, the naughty 2001 computer get his name?

H+1 = I
A+1 = B
L+1 = M

from memory, btw first computer I used was built by me from components and we used teletype for input output and punched paper tape storage

Well Done!

too bad it's not the plague

Tommykey @ 30:

I work in the Fox News Building. I hope it doesn't spread to my office.

BTW, if you can stomach looking at this picture, this is what I have staring down at me every morning when I am waiting for my elevator.

condolences, our thoughts go out to you.

Jay Severin Has a Small Pen1s @ 32:

Not O'Reilly.

That would have been a STD/VD epidemic

It must have been John Gibson.

if it was oLIElly, it would have been loofa bruises.

Real Change? @ 21:

Obama bad! Israel's policies good! Let's all warn the world of his evil words.

Which comments are you talking about? It would be nice to actually source something or otherwise signify what you're talking about.

Real Change?@21

Is this a chain letter? You message is full of hate and confusion. You bark about you being an Obama supporter, I doubt that you were.

You are dense and absolutely off your rocker.

I'm happy to support Obama and his vision of change.

STFU

Go Obama!
Go USA!

Firm's threats stall e-voting analysis
Sequoia warned Princeton professors and New Jersey state election officials.

Jared @ 40:

When are the Canadians going to get sick of us and invade already?

If you go near the border and listen carefully, you'll hear them sharpening their skates as they plot the invasion.

And the employee was bringing the bugs into the studio how? in his/her lunchbox/sack?
in their clothes? as eggs stuck all over their clothes? I bet nobody at Fox will accept a dinner invitation from them. I bet for 10 minutes the Fox crew stopped talking about Obama.

Ron@36 A troll Ron. A giant bandwidth sucking troll. For the purposes of further discussion please refer to him as Sillybugger@21

Peter G @ 47:

Ron@36 A troll Ron. A giant bandwidth sucking troll. For the purposes of further discussion please refer to him as Sillybugger@21

He probably read something on Red State or Free Republic and decided to spread the truthiness.

source of the outbreak was molly henneberg from high up inside fox

Roark77 Hussein @ 48:

BaScOmBe whose saying "NO REPUGS" @ 42:

Roark77 Hussein @ 37:

hey! that's Ron your talking about. or is it swishbuckler or is it obob?

it's so hard to tell with these progressive types.

They change the nick once in awhile so that people don't realize that they're hearing the same crap all the time. It's kind of like that one Clinton supporter that does nothing but rip on Obama and insult men while she does it.

It is nice to have a troll in the open thread. It gives us something to talk about (sometimes anyway).

Hey, I think someone got some wires crossed. Go back and check.

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/03/poll_g...

A Boston Globe poll that gives McCain the edge on military matters.

Hey America...being a hostage doesn't give you military experience. In order to BE a hostage you HAVE TO surrender to the enemy. So we go from a guy who refused to serve to a guy who got caught. Maybe that was John Kerry's problem. Instead of being wounded he should have been shot to death or blown to bits. Then he would have made a good president.

Roark77 Hussein @ 54:

Ron @ 53:

Hey, I think someone got some wires crossed. Go back and check.

I know he wasn't talking about you, Ron. You're not a troll.

OMG! Thank you. I thought I was being framed.

We got a troll alright but it isn't Ron.

Alice Hussein @ 56:

Real Change? @ 21:

I have long been a supporter of Mr. Obama. [Edited. Click link or scroll up to 21 for original]

Shame on you, Senator.

The reference in Obama's speech to Israel that I find is this:

[re Pastor Wright] a view that sees the conflicts in the Middle East as rooted primarily in the actions of stalwart allies like Israel, instead of emanating from the perverse and hateful ideologies of radical Islam.

I believe that:

1) - he was not expansive today on the Israeli question, he needs to be.

2) - while the second half could be construed as pointing to the Palestinians, I don't take it that way.

I think the writer should ask for clarification from Mr. Obama.

If it is found wanting in that regard it needs to be addressed.

To my ears it was a profound speech.

Why are you trying to read xomething into his speech that is not there. You sir/madame are a racist.

Jay Severin Has a Small Pen1s @ 55:

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/03/poll_gives_mcca.html

A Boston Globe poll that gives McCain the edge on military matters.

Hey America...being a hostage doesn't give you military experience. In order to BE a hostage you HAVE TO surrender to the enemy. So we go from a guy who refused to serve to a guy who got caught. Maybe that was John Kerry's problem. Instead of being wounded he should have been shot to death or blown to bits. Then he would have made a good president.

Okay, I really hate having to defend John McCain. That really makes me a sad panda but I'm going to have to comment on this. I hated watching Repugs go after Kerry and I don't want to see the same crap with McCain.

Being a hostage does not have to involve surrendering. McCain was shot down while in the line of duty and was badly injured at the time. He had flown over twenty missions and I believe was shot down on number 23 or 24. He does have military experience and disparaging it is similar to the way that John Kerry was attacked in 2004. More reprehensible in some ways because of the crap that McCain had to endure.

Check my comment #44. It's pretty well confirmed. LOL

Ron @ 44:

It is my understanding that Billo's body language expert found that was Billo that was spreading the bugs.

Must've been the constant jerking and scratching. Or is that his normal mating behaviour?

Roark77 Hussein @ 63:

Jay Severin Has a Small Pen1s @ 55:

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/03/poll_gives_mcca.html

A Boston Globe poll that gives McCain the edge on military matters.

Hey America...being a hostage doesn't give you military experience. In order to BE a hostage you HAVE TO surrender to the enemy. So we go from a guy who refused to serve to a guy who got caught. Maybe that was John Kerry's problem. Instead of being wounded he should have been shot to death or blown to bits. Then he would have made a good president.

Okay, I really hate having to defend John McCain. That really makes me a sad panda but I'm going to have to comment on this. I hated watching Repugs go after Kerry and I don't want to see the same crap with McCain.

Being a hostage does not have to involve surrendering. McCain was shot down while in the line of duty and was badly injured at the time. He had flown over twenty missions and I believe was shot down on number 23 or 24. He does have military experience and disparaging it is similar to the way that John Kerry was attacked in 2004. More reprehensible in some ways because of the crap that McCain had to endure.

No need to shrink from that sentiment. I've been a generous contributor to the McList and have much to say about his multifaceted character yet I would not disparage honorable military service.

Peter G @ 69:

Roark77 Hussein @ 63:

Jay Severin Has a Small Pen1s @ 55:

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/03/poll_gives_mcca.html

A Boston Globe poll that gives McCain the edge on military matters.

Hey America...being a hostage doesn't give you military experience. In order to BE a hostage you HAVE TO surrender to the enemy. So we go from a guy who refused to serve to a guy who got caught. Maybe that was John Kerry's problem. Instead of being wounded he should have been shot to death or blown to bits. Then he would have made a good president.

Okay, I really hate having to defend John McCain. That really makes me a sad panda but I'm going to have to comment on this. I hated watching Repugs go after Kerry and I don't want to see the same crap with McCain.

Being a hostage does not have to involve surrendering. McCain was shot down while in the line of duty and was badly injured at the time. He had flown over twenty missions and I believe was shot down on number 23 or 24. He does have military experience and disparaging it is similar to the way that John Kerry was attacked in 2004. More reprehensible in some ways because of the crap that McCain had to endure.

No need to shrink from that sentiment. I've been a generous contributor to the McList and have much to say about his multifaceted character yet I would not disparage honorable military service.

Is that the Mcshitist?

chris @ 70:

Alan you dirty hippie, whats with libs and refusing to bath

A feeble effort, chris. BTW, when's the last time you were deloused?

mccain wasn't a pow, he was a hostage. the viet cong knew who his daddy was and they played daddy mccain for 5 years.

I would certainly expect McCodger to have an edge in military matters. However, that edge is quickly lost when your foreign policy is a disaster and you've alienated the vast majority of the world.

Ron @ 71:

Peter G @ 69:

Roark77 Hussein @ 63:

Jay Severin Has a Small Pen1s @ 55:

Okay, I really hate having to defend John McCain. That really makes me a sad panda but I'm going to have to comment on this. I hated watching Repugs go after Kerry and I don't want to see the same crap with McCain.

Being a hostage does not have to involve surrendering. McCain was shot down while in the line of duty and was badly injured at the time. He had flown over twenty missions and I believe was shot down on number 23 or 24. He does have military experience and disparaging it is similar to the way that John Kerry was attacked in 2004. More reprehensible in some ways because of the crap that McCain had to endure.

No need to shrink from that sentiment. I've been a generous contributor to the McList and have much to say about his multifaceted character yet I would not disparage honorable military service.

Is that the Mcshitist?

Correction: Mcshitlist, anything works.

Gun control as debated in the Supreme Court.

tr @ 75:

mccain wasn't a pow, he was a hostage. the viet cong knew who his daddy was and they played daddy mccain for 5 years.

That's just a silly semantic argument. All prisoners of war are hostages. Don't try to distinguish some big difference between the two. I'll simply say that he was both a POW and a hostage. That doesn't diminish his service or the crappy things that happened to him.

prisoner of war
Main Entry: prisoner of war
Date: 1660
: a person captured in war; especially : a member of the armed forces of a nation who is taken by the enemy during combat

Main Entry: hos·tage
Pronunciation: \ˈhäs-tij\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from hoste
Date: 13th century
1 a: a person held by one party in a conflict as a pledge pending the fulfillment of an agreement b: a person taken by force to secure the taker's demands
2: one that is involuntarily controlled by an outside influence

Gotta Run. GN Ron et al

Are they absolutely sure that the exterminator did not confuse actual Fox News employees with the bugs in question?

Lord of the Morons @ 87:

Are they absolutely sure that the exterminator did not confuse actual Fox News employees with the bugs in question?

Nah, it was easy to tell the difference. Bugs have clear purpose in their eyes. Fox News employees have vacant, empty stares.

Peter G @ 47:

Ron@36 A troll Ron. A giant bandwidth sucking troll. For the purposes of further discussion please refer to him as Sillybugger@21

Will do.

Seems quite fitting. Those are some weird folks that I see on the videos from the Pravda network....even the chickies are scary.

Blue Lensman @ 68:

ferrofluid Hussein @ 52:
'A troll ! a troll ! a troll ! my turn to have at em'

some days when the trolling is slow, we have to share them lol

Where have you been today? C&L was choked with trolls today!

at work, sadly they dont provide interweb access, thats for the office only.

ferrofluid Hussein @ 96:

Theres a bunch of ban happy retards at Daily Kos, kneejerk ban button pushers of anybody with an critical or cynical viewpoint.

It's a lot better now that the Clinton supporters pulled their lame strike business. Especially after they did it because Kos wouldn't support Clinton. The irony of people fighting for free expression demanding allegiance to their viewpoint is lost. It probably goes with the cognitive dissonance they must suffer having to reconcile the Republican tactics that go against the ideals that most of them sincerely believe in.

Tommykey @ 32:

I work in the Fox News Building. I hope it doesn't spread to my office.

BTW, if you can stomach looking at this picture, this is what I have staring down at me every morning when I am waiting for my elevator.

IS there anyway you can find out who was the one who was infested?? That would be great!!
Late,
QSE#@

sully18 @ 98:

Real Change? @ 21:

I have long been a supporter of Mr. Obama. [Edited. Click link or scroll up to 21 for original]
Shame on you, Senator.

What the hell does the above have to do with bedbug infestation at FOX News?
This guys views are inconsistent and confusing.What is your troll rating?

Sir, if my views are confusing then perhaps you need to elevate the level of discourse on your part, put mildly.

As to the other commenters who attack without understand my post or the speech they heard today, please visit Senator Obama's website where you will find a transcript of the speech. There, I'm sure, you can re-read it to your heart's content until you understand the points I am attempting to illustrate.

Finally, just because I'm polite and respectful does NOT mean that this is a chain letter, a Faux Noise letter or any other sort of document. I choose to not stoop to a certain level. I know, it's shocking.

qse32 @ 100:

Tommykey @ 32:

I work in the Fox News Building. I hope it doesn't spread to my office.

BTW, if you can stomach looking at this picture, this is what I have staring down at me every morning when I am waiting for my elevator.

IS there anyway you can find out who was the one who was infested?? That would be great!!
Late,
QSE#@

Hey, I already told you, the Fox body analyst said it was Billo. Then she went to dinner and drinks with Billo and now she has to delouse..

Ok....fun fact........

If the following 18 vote Democratic in November, we win the White House:

California, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Oregon, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Washington DC, and Wisconsin.

We're actually in pretty decent shape.

Karen @ 107:

Ok....fun fact........

If the following 18 vote Democratic in November, we win the White House:

California, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Oregon, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Washington DC, and Wisconsin.

We're actually in pretty decent shape.

Washington is heavily Democratic. The east side of the state isn't, but they're shit out of luck. They should actually be a different state. My rep doesn't even need to campaign. I'm hoping Darcy Burner unseats Dave Reichert in Bellevue this time around...

That bedbug story is f*ckin' hilarious.

And totally disgusting. The little bloodsucking critters must have found their way into the upholstery of the office chairs, green room sofas. Maybe even the anchor chairs on the set.

That's poetic justice for you. While O'Reilly spews his bile, his bony ass is being eaten by horrible bugs.

Eeeewwwwwwww

Bedbugs can transmit the plague and Hep B

Hi all!
;-}
Who's still around?

RIP indeed. Clarke was a giant (one of the "big three") but had a long life. Minghella was only 54! I heard him speak out here. Very gracious and humble.

Tommykey @ 32:

I work in the Fox News Building. I hope it doesn't spread to my office.

BTW, if you can stomach looking at this picture, this is what I have staring down at me every morning when I am waiting for my elevator.

I'd take the stairs. Anything under 120 stories would be worth it.

Ewww methinks O'rally needs better personal habits. It could also be that low life Hannity.
These could be freedom bugs for all we know!

miss_kitty Hussein @ 109:

Karen @ 107:

Ok....fun fact........

If the following 18 vote Democratic in November, we win the White House:

California, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Oregon, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Washington DC, and Wisconsin.

We're actually in pretty decent shape.

Washington is heavily Democratic. The east side of the state isn't, but they're shit out of luck. They should actually be a different state. My rep doesn't even need to campaign. I'm hoping Darcy Burner unseats Dave Reichert in Bellevue this time around...

I contributed to Darcy a few months ago, plan to do it again even though she's not representing my district. We need more people like her and I'm proud to support her. Are you in McDermott's district?

woodguy @ 124:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 115:

Hi all!
;-}
Who's still around?

I'm alive and kicking, but starting to fade. How goes it?

Apparently in a linear fashion, but it could just be a section of a really big circle...

From an eyewitness account at FOX,

"Ann Coulter showed up and dropped her panties, all the critters jumped back in, problem solved."

(Okay Okay YES I stole this from a post out there somewhere, and then paraphrased it, and I WISH I remember who said it, I would give them credit, they deserve credit not me, but it's too GOOD not to include in this thread.)

#128 Peoples Front of Judea,

You might want to offer more information up about the problem. Like what kind of CPU, RAM, Harddrive, Browser, extensions, version of javascript, firewall[s] used, router[s], speed of your connection, etc... Or just check those items on your own.

Example:
IPCop + Kerio, DSL, 3.2Ghz 1G ram, Sata drives, jre1.6, firefox, noscript, adblock

I get a quick progress meter popup that says loading... The screen background darkens and it lasts 1-2 seconds, then poof it goes away and the post is done.

And, by the bye, Einstein was no brain surgeon.

Phil @ 127:

From an eyewitness account at FOX,

"Ann Coulter showed up and dropped her panties, all the critters jumped back in, problem solved."

(Okay Okay YES I stole this from a post out there somewhere, and then paraphrased it, and I WISH I remember who said it, I would give them credit, they deserve credit not me, but it's too GOOD not to include in this thread.)

A Patriot Acting Says:
March 18th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Vandeveer says the bugs have now been “totally eradicated.”

Let me guess, they invited Anne Coulture over, she dropped her panties, whistled an eerie tune and they all climbed back into their nest. Crisis averted!

A Patriot Acting Says:
March 18th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Vandeveer says the bugs have now been “totally eradicated.”

Let me guess, they invited Anne Coulture over, she dropped her panties, whistled an eerie tune and they all climbed back into their nest. Crisis averted!

It's from thinkprogess.org thread about the bed bugs.

Considering how they feed I would think the bedbug would prefer the thin skinned.

Nikita Khrushchev?

I was on Fox and Friends, and I caught the clap. I just figured I got it from the toilet seat.

Jared @ 42:

When are the Canadians going to get sick of us and invade already?

We already have our secret weapon waiting for activation. It's called WILLIAM SHATNER!!!

A dollar says one of the rotating door "flavor of the month" tarts that FOX puts on camera didn't completely pass the sniff test...

Same goes for the washed-up DOBs they put on all the time as well...

Funny how the "nanny state" meme is actually code for "They want 2% of my taxes to provide social safety nets, and I don't care about other people, so gimme my 2%!"

I have a new meme for Republicans -- follow your masters at Halliburton and MOVE TO F*CKING DUBAI if you want total economic freedom. You can still work in the US, but you'll get to keep ALL your taxes! Isn't that great!? You can profit maximally with no contribution whatsoever to the well-being of your community or your country, since who gives a crap about that, right?

It's really only a matter of time before the military-industrial complex gets so powerful and so autonomous that it starts offering gated-community (or even single-family estate) defense contracts, and the Republicans (and their unwitting dupes, the Libertarians) can eliminate the last thing left on the list of stuff that even they admit needs to be handled by a central government. Then the United States of America will revert to the Isolated, Every-Man-For-Himself, Devil-Take-the-Hindmost, Hey-Maybe-We-Should-Try-Slavery-Again States of America.

I'm not sure whether or not I want to live to see it happen. But that's what the Republican Machine is going for, whether they realize it or not.

Brit Hume's new sign-off:

"Goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite."