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Daily Show: 'Dick Cheney: International Man of Misery'

Austin Powers, eat your heart out.

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too bad none of the videos work today....

Isn't the mighty dickless wonder on his MIGHTY MISERY TOUR right now ?

I saw this last night..it was awesome!!

Just ask Harry "Pepperface" Whittington about Cheney misery.

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

great job by the dswjs and of course C&L for posting this!

I like Jon Stewert and the writing is very good on the show. I just don't find any of this at all funny anymore. I can't sit there and laugh while these people trash the country and shred the Constitution. Still, The Daily Show has much more actual content then any of the major evening newscasts.

Yeah, what's up? Nothing works on the videos!
[thanks for the info,we're working on it.As you know we've had some tech difficulties lately.
thanks for your patience........Site Monitor]

How would you like to be a foreign country and have that bloated, sullen skidmark show up? Oh joy.

Partying Like It’s 1929

Joe Lieberman-Sith Lord of the Evil Empire
http://www.docudharma.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=5440

The Truth Hurts @ 8:

How would you like to be a foreign country and have that bloated, sullen skidmark show up? Oh joy.

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great choice of words there!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

No vids, so...

Interviewer: Mr. Vice President, are you concerned that the USA has wrought death and terror over most of the world?

VP: NO!!!

Interviewer: Mr. VP, do you feel the USA's moral authority has been compromised by our unilateral actions, our illegal pre-emptive wars, our use of TORTURE, and our abrogation of international treaties?

VP: NO!!!

Interviewer: Mr. VP, do you have any words you'd like to share with the American public?

VP: Yes. Go fuck yourselves.

L.A. Confidential @ 9:

Partying Like It’s 1929

Damnit L.A.............now I have that damn song ringing in my ears........
What you gonna do? ..1929,What you gonna do,1929.

I wonder what life would have been like now if Gore/Lieberman had in the past 7 years.

powen @ 7:

Yeah, what's up? Nothing works on the videos!
[thanks for the info,we're working on it.As you know we've had some tech difficulties lately.
thanks for your patience........Site Monitor]

Went to McAfee's website......seems there have been massive internet attacks the last couple weeks with hackers, spam, etc....maybe that would explain alot of sites having so many problems.

lotta folks are singing ´´shit town´´ by live. gotta live there,,or move up or down.
wow ,, what options there are.
sadly this song was made in in the late 1990s.

Edwin Hussein (not a scary black Reverend) @ 12:

No vids, so...

Interviewer: Mr. Vice President, are you concerned that the USA has wrought death and terror over most of the world?

VP: NO!!!

Interviewer: Mr. VP, do you feel the USA's moral authority has been compromised by our unilateral actions, our illegal pre-emptive wars, our use of TORTURE, and our abrogation of international treaties?

VP: NO!!!

Interviewer: Mr. VP, do you have any words you'd like to share with the American public?

VP: Yes. Go fuck yourselves.

Sadly probably close to reality. What a sad sack of crap that man is.

Do Vps have the chance to start their own lieburys? because if so, iam wondering what kind would dick cheney start to make sure his memory and ´´life´´ is cemented in future NAZI loving idealist who will proclaim to run for the good of the ppl,while the republic is raped and murderd , and of course the treasurey ripped off like a very bad connection to aol while playing slingo!!!

wtf else is there to compare it to?

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 15:

powen @ 7:

Yeah, what's up? Nothing works on the videos!
[thanks for the info,we're working on it.As you know we've had some tech difficulties lately.
thanks for your patience........Site Monitor]

Went to McAfee's website......seems there have been massive internet attacks the last couple weeks with hackers, spam, etc....maybe that would explain alot of sites having so many problems.

That's what I thought.Virus's or some such crap.But who would want to hack this site.Or imbed a virus??????
I just can't thnk of anyone group or org who would even THINK of doing such a thing.

mudshark @ 19:

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 15:

powen @ 7:

Yeah, what's up? Nothing works on the videos!
[thanks for the info,we're working on it.As you know we've had some tech difficulties lately.
thanks for your patience........Site Monitor]

Went to McAfee's website......seems there have been massive internet attacks the last couple weeks with hackers, spam, etc....maybe that would explain alot of sites having so many problems.

That's what I thought.Virus's or some such crap.But who would want to hack this site.Or imbed a virus??????
I just can't thnk of anyone group or org who would even THINK of doing such a thing.

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Dont forget hillarry and obamas not to mention MCcorpse passport info was ´´leaked´´. in the world of which the repigs dug a wide hole to live in, nothing would surprise me at this given moment in time.
But Condie is ´´SORRY´´!!!!

iam sorry you folks there in the states cant watch the video. Hope things get back to normal and vids are able to watch like they used to be.

mudshark @ 19:

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 15:

powen @ 7:

Yeah, what's up? Nothing works on the videos!
[thanks for the info,we're working on it.As you know we've had some tech difficulties lately.
thanks for your patience........Site Monitor]

Went to McAfee's website......seems there have been massive internet attacks the last couple weeks with hackers, spam, etc....maybe that would explain alot of sites having so many problems.

That's what I thought.Virus's or some such crap.But who would want to hack this site.Or imbed a virus??????
I just can't thnk of anyone group or org who would even THINK of doing such a thing.

Where I live, we have had service interruptions in Youtube, C&L, Yahoo, MSN, etc, etc off and on for the last week. Daughter lives over an hour away and she is having same problems. Makes you wonder why these people don't waste all this time and energy doing productive things. They have the brains to do this stuff, but can't contribute anything more than headaches and damage.

The Pentagon uses more than 5 million computers on 100,000 networks at as many as 1,500 sites in at least 65 countries worldwide. Not surprisingly, potential adversaries have taken note of America’s slavish dependence on information technology.

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 21:

mudshark @ 19:

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 15:

powen @ 7:

Went to McAfee's website......seems there have been massive internet attacks the last couple weeks with hackers, spam, etc....maybe that would explain alot of sites having so many problems.

That's what I thought.Virus's or some such crap.But who would want to hack this site.Or imbed a virus??????

I just can't thnk of anyone group or org who would even THINK of doing such a thing.

Where I live, we have had service interruptions in Youtube, C&L, Yahoo, MSN, etc, etc off and on for the last week. Daughter lives over an hour away and she is having same problems. Makes you wonder why these people don't waste all this time and energy doing productive things. They have the brains to do this stuff, but can't contribute anything more than headaches and damage.

Think about it?
Who stands to gain from something like this? A foriegn Govt? This Govt? Some anarchists? Think about it......it's election time.

L.A. Confidential @ 22:

The Pentagon uses more than 5 million computers on 100,000 networks at as many as 1,500 sites in at least 65 countries worldwide. Not surprisingly, potential adversaries have taken note of America’s slavish dependence on information technology.

Did not one 14 year old kid hack into the Pentagon just to prove how easy it was?

mudshark @ 23:

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 21:

mudshark @ 19:

ConcernedHusseinCanuck @ 15:
That's what I thought.Virus's or some such crap.But who would want to hack this site.Or imbed a virus??????

I just can't thnk of anyone group or org who would even THINK of doing such a thing.

Where I live, we have had service interruptions in Youtube, C&L, Yahoo, MSN, etc, etc off and on for the last week. Daughter lives over an hour away and she is having same problems. Makes you wonder why these people don't waste all this time and energy doing productive things. They have the brains to do this stuff, but can't contribute anything more than headaches and damage.

Think about it?
Who stands to gain from something like this? A foriegn Govt? This Govt? Some anarchists? Think about it......it's election time.

Well, you could be right there. Attacks have increased since the primaries began. Hmmm....I should do some searchin on that

mudshark @ 23:

Think about it?Who stands to gain from something like this? A foriegn Govt? This Govt? Some anarchists? Think about it......it's election time.

Well what would happened if the countries Cyber Grid was paralyzed?

I suppose the paper and pencil industry would be cheering.

Hey there C&Lers,

If you right click and select "open in new window," sometimes that does the trick; did for me in windows player, anyhow.

I still think this definition is something to ponder:

so·ci·o·path /ˈsoʊsiəˌpæθ, ˈsoʊʃi-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[soh-see-uh-path, soh-shee-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Psychiatry.
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.

Maybe during the trial this can be a defense strategy?

"I'm sure Your Honor will take into account that my client is a sociopath and should not be held accountable for his crimes. Yes, Your Honor, he is responsible for thousands of deaths. Umm...yes, he displaced millions of people from their homes but that's not what's important here. What's important here is my client's well-being."

BIGBONEDED @ 2:

Isn't the mighty dickless wonder on his MIGHTY MISERY TOUR right now ?

The Magical Misery Tour is coming to take you away...to Guantanimo Bay!

Buckle your seatbelts Middle East cuz he's COMING!

lol......:)

I would call Dick Cheney "scumbag", but that would be an insult to used condoms everywhere...

Dick Cheney has been a disgrace during his entire life as a "public servant." Here are a few examples.

FACT - While Nelson Mandela [later, president of South Africa] was imprisoned by the apartheid government of South Africa the U.S. Congress passed a resolution condemning his imprisonment and demanding his release. One of the handful of congressmen voting against this resolution was the Wyoming Republican Dick Cheney.
MY Comment - Dick, you are a true humanitarian. I suppose you thought Mandela belonged in prison because he supported such alarming ideas as freedom, human rights and democracy. Way to go!

FACT -
Take One: "It's been pretty well documented that he [9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service in Czechoslovakia last April, several months before the attack [9/11]." Dick Cheney on Meet the Press, Dec. 9, 2001
Take Two: CNBC's Gloria Borger to Dick Cheney on June 17, 2004 - "Well, let's go to Mohammed Atta for a minute, because you mentioned him as well. You have said in the past that it was, quote, 'pretty well confirmed.'" Dick Cheney - "No, I never said that."
MY Comment -Dick seems to have suffered a memory lapse. Of course, Deadeye never categorically denied the alleged meeting between Atta and the Iraqi because that fictitious meeting was used as one of the many fallacious justifications for the war.

FACT - KBR, a Haliburton subsidiary, was paid nearly $20 billion to supply basic services like housing, food and fuel to our troops. However, KBR has refused to disclose how many of our troops it fed or how much fuel was delivered, claiming that such data would be useful to its competitors and take away KBR's competitive edge.
MY Comment - Since KBR was awarded no-bid contracts (remember - the competitive bidding process was suspended since we are at war) how could disclosure of its activities be useful to competitors? What competitors?

FACT - Deadeye collected a deferred salary from Haliburton during much of his vice presidency.
MY Comment - Can someone explain to me why that is not a conflict of interest.

FACT - Darth Cheney bought a $2.3 million mansion here in Maryland, on the Chesapeake Bay, a few years ago.
My Comment - I vow to never again venture east of the Bay as long as Dick and Lynn reside there.

Somehow I see The Big Dick starting his VP For Life campaign by being McBush's running mate. There is still a ton of devious things left on his agenda, 8 years just wasn't enough for The Big Dick to ruin not only a three countries but a planet as well. McBush/Cheney 2008!!!!!

and if it happens I will beginning drinking heavily and probably never stop.

Gosh... you know, satire from the imperial center just isn't very funny any more.

Writers conference: "Hey, I know! Let's devastate Lord Cheney by spoofing that Powers movie. That will fill 3 minutes of US Imperial cable TV and help everyone swallow their Prozak dose a bit easier."

Satire never actually ended oppression. Ask Jonathan Swift.

Vice President Dick has to be the worst possible spokesman for America from among our 300,000,000 citizens. He is ugly, gruff, and mean - exactly the image this torturing nation now presents to the world. No wonder everyone hates us! We would have been better off sending Sasquatch Hughes.

Funny and depressing all at the same time. As Carlin says, "such balance in nature".

This is freakin' hilarious but it does creep me out. Cheney in skin tight pants.....I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Wah...oh behave!

Sock it to 'em!

odanny @ 30:

Buckle your seatbelts Middle East cuz he's COMING!

lol......:)

Verdillac @ 31:

I would call Dick Cheney "scumbag", but that would be an insult to used condoms everywhere...

Rather unfortunate to have these two comments back-to-back.

IMPEACH!

I hope that he gets ball cancer

Sheer Evil , a rotten human being .

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