Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet For Politicians
By Logan Murphy Friday Mar 21, 2008 5:00pm
Found at Mattbors.com. Sometimes a humorous distraction from the distractions can be a good thing.
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I suppose Sea Cucumbers cover the bestiality angle (just)
Wouldn't you have to be a female to have sex with a sea cucumber?
You know, the right plumbing?
How would you like to see her doing her dog?
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ysbaddaden @ 2:
Certain closet Republicans could cover it happily.
Yes. For all that is wholey, don't drag your spouse in front of the national media, leading to her looking like she is seriously drugged, or half baked in the head. But if you do it enough times, she will stay with you and run for President of the USA, cuz hey, all publicity is publicity.
Just don't get caught paying for Jeff Gannon's services!
ysbaddaden @ 2:
I know your imagination is better than that. Or is your memory that's shot? Oh well..
Daily Rotten has the weird stuff covered quite well, shame that most of their celebs are not politicians.
One memorable one was the dead dog on the lawn necrophilia bestiality story last year, this was in broad daylight too.
That perp had to have been a Republican, nobody else would have been that insane.
ysbaddaden @ 2:
Tried to leave you a link to Ashley Dupre's pics online! I think the system selected it as spam and confiscated it. Not nude in it, but wow does she have a body. Go to HuffPo and they have a link to all the pics........wow......explains her choice of profession.
That "cute intern" looks kinda like her
http://beeastarpersonalizedbooks.com/Throws/Betty%20Boop%20throw-L.jpg
Blue Lensman @ 7:
I'm not Eric Cartman
And I don't wanna take a dump out my mouth.
ysbaddaden @ 11:
would anybody be surprised if Eric C didnt become a republican politician when hes
grown upan adultCindy Mccain looked pretty pissed and heartbroken when she stood by her man. Don't think that's been forgotten McLiar.
Sea cucumbers have feelings too.
ConcernedCanuck @ 5:
its a 'visual defense' thing to appeal to male viewers...
CafeenMan @ 14:
salt and pepper with some garlic, preheat oven to 350F, bake for 30 mins :)
Depend what party you are a part of republican or democrat..
brealistic @ 17:
Foley with some help from Nancy Pelosi beat the #4 one easily.
It was a shame the Florida LE were not allowed to get their hands on Foley's Congressional PCs.
Sometimes some good can "come" from such problems -- Spitzer Scandal Spurs Call for Reform: Public Financing of Hookers
brealistic @ 17:
Wrong, they're all the same. The sooner you realize that the better off you'll be.
RHM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080322/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq
Get ready for another Bin Laden tape release.
The Spitzer scandal will serve to open a much broader microscope on the Bush administration and why it was sooooo critical to stop this man in his tracks. It just so happens that he was about to blow the lid off of Bush's involvement with the bailout and what's been happening on Wall Street. That's why they moved on him when they did. How timely that this will all be coming out over the next few months - just in time to totally sink the GOP's chances of EVER seeing the white house again for at least another decade.
On another note, it's a huge error in judgment (and Hillary's made a few very significant ones....like voting for Iraq (but she was duped, wasn't she?) But then she was THE one with all of that so-called "experience" via osmosis of inhabiting the white house, isn't she?
And, as such (self-proclaimed vast experience) this should have made her even more aware of the background leading up to her vote....certainly more than anyone else in Congress.....yet Feingold and Kucinich voted no among others. Of course, we should feel sorry for her that she was so duped by the Liar In Chief on that one.
However, when the LIC is next pounding the drum for war with Iran, guess what happens to Miss Hillary?? She gets duped again? How can that be? Could it be that she's not very intelligent? Could it be that she's misinformed? Could it be that that vast experience she touts is nothing more than sleeping in the same bedroom with a President.
Come on Hillary - being duped into war (with the blood of now 4,000 soldiers on your very hands) one time = shame on you!! Being duped a second time = Shame on me (if I were to believe in you).
Fact is - the bulldog womanizer is now back out front and center and making it very easy for Hillary now to drift into obscurity which is essential at this point if the Dems don't want to look like a group of biotchy backbiting teenagers. Billary's desperate to get his mitts back on control of this country - so much so that he's slandering Obama in the process. His true stripes are showing now for everyone to see and what we definitely DO NOT NEED to fix the mess Bush has gotten this country into is one so easily duped (hillary) and her womanizing sidekick, Billary.
Neat trick for attempting to be above the law which sets the term at the president at two though! Nice try! You've just put the final coffin in your wife's hopes of being the first woman president. (and yes, I am a woman!).
The next comic is even funnier:
http://www.mattbors.com/strips/362.gif
Why Eliot Spitzer was assassinated.
The predatory lending industry
has a partner in the White House. HA HA...
Distraction from the distractions.
Oh man thats gettin' bad.
Ruthless People @ 21:
The hardest Working dead terrorist in history
Ruthless People @ 21:
I wonder if he'll show up on Easter Sunday.
"Greetings Infidels, it tiz I again. Osama The Great speaking to you from my private studio in Pakistan. I just want you to know, zat eef you vote for McCain, zis war will not end. But if you vote for the nice Obama Hussein man, you have my personal guarantee peace will be instant!" . . . . etc etc
Ruthless People @ 21:
not the ideal garment to wear in bandit country, or anywhere wheres theres people trying to kill you,
so this says they are more afraid of being 'friendly fire' casualties than insurgent ones.
RHM @ 20:
please let us keep our delusion intact please.
L.A. Confidential @ 27:
Depends. Is BushCo going to be working Easter Sunday?
Verdillac @ 26:
Some say Bin Laden pulled of 911 from the grave. But then again, if it's possible a dead human can be ressurected from the grave and adorned as a savior by hundreds of millions of people across the globe, anything is possible!
ysbaddaden @ 2:
I would not be surprised to learn that a great number of republican's minds are churning over how to approach the sea cucumber. Afterall, they could not testify you.
ferrofluid @ 1:
Speaking of politicians, check this out. http://dedicationtopinkpenn.lustfulutterances.com/
besides the cukes , here is a person who has sucked the gov tit for how many yrs , and has taken every paycheck to the bank , to put people in jail for what he is now charged with , witch is graft , he is a crook , his money , what a fucking joke , we paid him , our goverment , right ! .
Fuck you Elliot mess
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