Finger licking good!

I'll have the tushy tartar

Leg of Foo Yung

dry rub or with sauce? you decide.

I just got an e mail warning me about a living dead zombie who'll be rising from the grave tomorrow. Just picture it: Jesus wandering the streets of Jerusalem eating brains. That makes religion ever so much more fun.

Recipe for MSMotherfucker Vulture Road Hash:

Tenderly and constantly beat your meat while pretending to be necessary. Season with prurient titillating descriptions of suffering and gore. Speculate freely. Pretend not to notice the growing relevance and power of the blogosphere. Serve lavish helpings to the gulllible, lazy and incurious.

Jonathan Swift works for FOX news.

wtf !mushroom clouds comeing off my stew pot?

Try our delicious Rump Roast! *

* Daisy Dukes on sale in the lobby

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 19:

Hi tyree, snowball, ysbaddaden, et al!

Now I'm hungry for the other-other white meat...dahmer hungry, in fact!
;-}

There was a joke being passed around here, that while Mount Carmel burned Jeffrey Dahmer had been seen on his way to Waco with a bottle of barbeque sauce.

Or: part of a fair and balanced diet.

Just for the halibut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCEfxBFu6q8

Jeffery Dahmer. I always consult my "Jeffery Dahmer Cookbook." He has some great marinades.

SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!

The Jeffrey Dahmer Cookbook.

Jeff @ 28:

SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!

I'm sure that movie caused quite a few to soil their pants.

Mark @ 29:

I live in utah and Fox 13 news is so incompetent they might as well be fun by high school students.

I'm glad to hear they enjoy their work.

Must be all the lady fingers they bring in for coffee every morning.

"With the Fox and Friends hosts out of fresh remains having fully devoured Rev. Wright, they sent a crack FOX news team to dig up another victim to skewer".

How do you get 100 babies into the trunk of a VW?

We thought we would start our own Fox Food Channel!

Actually Soylent Green was/is one of my favorite sci-fi movies. No fooling.

liberAL @ 42:

Actually Soylent Green was/is one of my favorite sci-fi movies. No fooling.

That's one of my complaints about Star Wars; it dumbified sci-fi movies.

One of my favorite sci-fi movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCFsUHaRVHA

ysbaddaden @ 46:

One of my favorite sci-fi movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCFsUHaRVHA

I luv dem old sci fi movies........but this one is a little more current. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYHeZCEFwhI

Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies™
Flash Frozen for Freshness™

Libertas @ 50:

Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies™
Flash Frozen for Freshness™

That might explain why her son Lyle is so skinny.

Saves on funeral expenses.

ysbaddaden @ 51:

Dave @ 10:

I just got an e mail warning me about a living dead zombie who'll be rising from the grave tomorrow. Just picture it: Jesus wandering the streets of Jerusalem eating brains. That makes religion ever so much more fun.

Dave's not home, man...

Actually according to the lore of the Voudun zombies don't eat meat (human or otherwise), sugar, salt or anything with flavor. They eat a bland mush. If they taste anything with flavor they will remember they're dead and return to their graves, and god help whoever tries to stop them.

Now the Arabic ghul, a form of vampire, was an eater of corpses and unwary travellers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Rk4l2BJYI

And of course the ancient Arabic Djinn or hijacked (by the West) Genie is some form of Demon too, not the happy type as seen in movies and cartoons. three wishes with a twist or caveat emptor attached.

David @ 57:

I can top that. Local Fox station in Las Vegas a few weeks ago were doing two top stories: one about a local teen brutally murdered in the street in front of his house, and the other on the largest meat recall in American history. Well, in the intro, there was a mix-up in the order they were doing the stories, so the anchor was talking about this horrific, brutal slaying of a local teen while the video on screen was doing a slow pan across a butcher's meat case, showing all sorts of bloody hunks of flesh. Very bad taste.

I bet their phone system went red hot with angry calls.

ferrofluid @ 56:

ysbaddaden @ 51:

Dave @ 10:

I just got an e mail warning me about a living dead zombie who'll be rising from the grave tomorrow. Just picture it: Jesus wandering the streets of Jerusalem eating brains. That makes religion ever so much more fun.

Dave's not home, man...

Actually according to the lore of the Voudun zombies don't eat meat (human or otherwise), sugar, salt or anything with flavor. They eat a bland mush. If they taste anything with flavor they will remember they're dead and return to their graves, and god help whoever tries to stop them.

Now the Arabic ghul, a form of vampire, was an eater of corpses and unwary travellers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Rk4l2BJYI

And of course the ancient Arabic Djinn or hijacked (by the West) Genie is some form of Demon too, not the happy type as seen in movies and cartoons. three wishes with a twist or caveat emptor attached.

Rightarooney

That's why all the Djinn had to come to America and start their own flavour of mustard.

Human Remains of the Buffet,

or

They Gave a Testimonial for Karl Rove and Nobody Left.

Mmm.. Fair.. Balanced.. and a peppery finish with little aftertaste.

ooh.. quick pick it up, five second rule!

you'd think fox new was the donner party for all the suffering, wailing, and caterwalling, they seem to do over there in those studios.

In honor of this, perhaps tonight's LNMC should be dedicated to Fine Young Cannibals. Just sayin'

Jeffrey Dahmer to Lorrain Bobbitt: "You gonna eat that?"

Too many cooks.

Oh man, that's pee the pants funny.

I almost fell out of the chair.

You people are all laughing, but if you actually go to fox13.com and look up their recipes, you find that just this month they've got recipes for "Jam Filled Thumbprint Cookies" and "The Cuban Sandwich."

It's not a juxtapositional error. Soylent Green is actually people, and Fox 13 is the only channel hard-hitting enough to tell you the truth.

Soylent green anyone, sauteed or barbecued?

i've ceased to care about Faux News when they declared that Fenton, MO had 'not recieved flooding like that since some time in the early '80s.' They're idjits.

Um, we were sort of underwater between here and Ohio in 1993... I live in KC, MO. The water came to within a foot of the top of the old airport that is locked in a bend of the Missouri, they actually evacuated the planes parked there after about a month. It got worse as it went downhill to St. Louis and there are some fields in the flood plain just west of Columbia, MO, that were not reclaimed from the sand deposits.