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The General ranks the importance of some of Secret Service's duties. Making sure Jenna has a good time in Mexico ranks up there. So does interrupting a Michael Moore interview. Going after a death threat against a Democratic candidate? That requires asking bloggers to do the leg work.

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Captain Kangaroo's picture

Yesssssssss

Captain Kangaroo's picture

To bad that Secret Service guy didn't blow O'Reilly away when he was harassing Obama. Missed opportunity.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Nice. What a government......

Hey, John, can you follow JG's lead and find Osama bin Laden for the Bush Administration?

ConcernedCanuck's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 3:

Nice. What a government......

Hey, John, can you follow JG's lead and find Osama bin Laden for the Bush Administration?

"Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden" comes to theaters next month, cuz hey, it's funny. The biggest excuse ever to invade two nations, and the only investigation it gets is from the guy who brought you the Big Mac diet. Yikes.

dadams's picture

wtf..........
bushco is now going to fuck the katrina victums even more
and we
have to pay for one of bush's fucking underage whore daughters to go drinking in mexico.
this is completely wrong, she was recently arrested for underage drinking......
i guess the bottle does not fall far from the drunkin father.

Dahgrostab'ph-r-i's picture

C-mon, it's not like they have to find someone who mailed anthrax to Patrick Leahy and Tom Daschle that killed 5 innocent people which was found to be manufactured and weaponized right here in the good 'ole US of A.

but as long as the first and second daughters to the idiot in cheif are alright, that's good enough for me.

Dahgrostab'ph-r-i's picture

dadams @ 5:

wtf..........
bushco is now going to fuck the katrina victums even more
and we
have to pay for one of bush's fucking underage whore daughters to go drinking in mexico.
this is completely wrong, she was recently arrested for underage drinking......
i guess the bottle does not fall far from the drunkin father.

To be fair to the girl...if Dubya was your dad, wouldn't you drink a lot?

Friar Tuck's picture

Sad, that the G men and women being paid to do thier job arent doing jack shit.
I mean they are spying on americans illegaly, rather well it seems. And they do lack the insight to read reports that might have prevented 9/11 from happening, But what s gov agency to do whos reputation is bling? Why harraass the working class ppl who come out to see a presidental canidate!

Dont blame em to much folks, after all remember thier deceased leader J. edgar Hoover, he had secrets too, lots it seems.
Um what was the FBI made for again?
Oh yeah spying on americans illegaly!

L.A. Confidential's picture

It's going to take more then blogging.

Necadawg Says's picture

NIPPLE RINGS

L.A. Confidential's picture

Friar Tuck @ 8:

Sad, that the G men and women being paid to do thier job arent doing jack shit.
I mean they are spying on americans illegaly, rather well it seems. And they do lack the insight to read reports that might have prevented 9/11 from happening, But what s gov agency to do whos reputation is bling? Why harraass the working class ppl who come out to see a presidental canidate!

Dont blame em to much folks, after all remember thier deceased leader J. edgar Hoover, he had secrets too, lots it seems.
Um what was the FBI made for again?
Oh yeah spying on americans illegaly!

Adolph had IBM
Bush has Microsoft

Just Hussein Of It's picture

Does this surprise anyone? No one? OK just checking.

Friar Tuck's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 11:

Friar Tuck @ 8:

Sad, that the G men and women being paid to do thier job arent doing jack shit.
I mean they are spying on americans illegaly, rather well it seems. And they do lack the insight to read reports that might have prevented 9/11 from happening, But what s gov agency to do whos reputation is bling? Why harraass the working class ppl who come out to see a presidental canidate!

Dont blame em to much folks, after all remember thier deceased leader J. edgar Hoover, he had secrets too, lots it seems.
Um what was the FBI made for again?
Oh yeah spying on americans illegaly!

Adolph had IBM
Bush has Microsoft

you know if that wasint so true it would be funny.!

L.A. Confidential's picture

Friar Tuck @ 13:

L.A. Confidential @ 11:

Friar Tuck @ 8:

Sad, that the G men and women being paid to do thier job arent doing jack shit.
I mean they are spying on americans illegaly, rather well it seems. And they do lack the insight to read reports that might have prevented 9/11 from happening, But what s gov agency to do whos reputation is bling? Why harraass the working class ppl who come out to see a presidental canidate!

Dont blame em to much folks, after all remember thier deceased leader J. edgar Hoover, he had secrets too, lots it seems.
Um what was the FBI made for again?
Oh yeah spying on americans illegaly!

Adolph had IBM
Bush has Microsoft

you know if that wasint so true it would be funny.!

Hell "they" watch us here everyday. Anyone who doesn't believe that is ignorant. REAL IGNORANT.

Hey! It's not like credit card fraud is off the hook, or counterfeiting is a big problem.

A 19 year old, on the other hand, needs to get her goddamned drink on.

It's not like she was going to be underage for more than 2 more years after that.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Obviously though Bush is still repeating the same propaganda he's been spewing since he took office back in 01.

Over and over and over again my friend
Can't you see we're on the eve of Tax Cuts

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 14:

Friar Tuck @ 13:

L.A. Confidential @ 11:

Friar Tuck @ 8:

Adolph had IBM
Bush has Microsoft

you know if that wasint so true it would be funny.!

Hell "they" watch us here everyday. Anyone who doesn't believe that is ignorant. REAL IGNORANT.

I'm sure they are watching us. What would happen if EVERY ONE OF US typed something that is considered a threat to the president? It would be interesting to see how strapped the feds would be to track us all down and give us a friendly warning.

But then again, they didn't respond at all to "bin Laden determined to attack the U.S."

CD's picture

Somewhere on that list should be "Keeping Billo from getting sent to the hospital when he picks fights with Obama staffers".

L.A. Confidential's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 2:

To bad that Secret Service guy didn't blow O'Reilly away when he was harassing Obama. Missed opportunity.

The cons solution to solving life's problems is to pull out the heavy artillery; just drop bombs on the problems in the hope that they will go away. Media bombs or bunker busters and daisy cutters doesn't matter.

It's the only tool in their tool kit.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 17:

But then again, they didn't respond at all to "bin Laden determined to attack the U.S."

Nope to busy trying to figure out a way to get around and subvert the Constitution the first six months in office.

Friar Tuck's picture

They can watch me all they want, read what i type (bush sucks and isint worthy of air) and record my phone calls to the states all they want.
I using my freedom of speech and will over and over again. Come by germany sometime G men, its nice, If you go to the east though you will really fit in as there lays the neo nazis!
PROST !

Friar Tuck's picture

´´I am using my freedom of speech´´ i meant in the above post ! sorry .

miss_kitty Hussein's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 19:

Captain Kangaroo @ 2:

To bad that Secret Service guy didn't blow O'Reilly away when he was harassing Obama. Missed opportunity.

The cons solution to solving life's problems is to pull out the heavy artillery; just drop bombs on the problems in the hope that they will go away. Media bombs or bunker busters and daisy cutters doesn't matter.

It's the only tool in their tool kit.

Actually, there IS another tool in their tool kit-Chimpy McFlightsuit...check out that 'man stuffing.'

Captain Hussein Kangaroo's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 14:

Friar Tuck @ 13:

L.A. Confidential @ 11:

Friar Tuck @ 8:

Adolph had IBM
Bush has Microsoft

you know if that wasint so true it would be funny.!

Hell "they" watch us here everyday. Anyone who doesn't believe that is ignorant. REAL IGNORANT.

Holy cow. I'm going to change my name.

lafin gas's picture

Gee, you mean that on that fateful day when the secret service should have yanked Chimpy from that classroom and whisked him away to safety, the SS were daydreaming about being assigned to Barbara and Jenna watch?

Well that explains it all!

Orangutan.'s picture

L.A. Confidential @ 20:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 17:

But then again, they didn't respond at all to "bin Laden determined to attack the U.S."

Nope to busy trying to figure out a way to get around and subvert the Constitution the first six months in office.

And too busy figuring out how to get a pipeline deal done in Afghanistan and the oil fields under control of U.S. companies in Iraq!!!

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

But thank God we now have a bulldog Democratic Congress, actively investigating.......steroids in baseball!

Ooooohhhh......I'm feeling MUCH better about my civil liberties!

mudshark hussein's picture

miss_kitty Hussein @ 15:

Hey! It's not like credit card fraud is off the hook, or counterfeiting is a big problem.

A 19 year old, on the other hand, needs to get her goddamned drink on.

It's not like she was going to be underage for more than 2 more years after that.

Hey it's not like we didn't get our drink on. But then again, we didn't have the Secret Service protecting us when we went out whoring.
I admit it. I was a slut. but I had fun doin them. but believe it or not I 'm still STD free.different era I guess.or just lucky.
man ,... those were the days.
all that wild and crazy sex.oh,oh yeah....Jenna, yeah she's a slut too.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

****SEXIST COMMENT ALERT***

I'd pick up either of the Bush twins in a bar and do 'em, but I'd pursue a serious relationship with Chelsea.

If I was 20 years younger, that is.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 29:

****SEXIST COMMENT ALERT***

I'd pick up either of the Bush twins in a bar and do 'em, but I'd pursue a serious relationship with Chelsea.

If I was 20 years younger, that is.

yeah, they all look better at 2am. But Chelsea................she's a keeper.

DHSmd's picture

Maybe the SS (and other agencies under the executive) have a "blacklist" of organizations and people who they are ordered not to work with (unless specifically assigned to spy on or infiltrate them). I doubt it would surprise anyone (though I am sure it would outrage just about everyone), and if that is the case, the SPLC would be a clear candidate for inclusion on that list.

The poor guy at the SS may have asked him to do that so he could gather the evidence without getting in trouble.

mudshark hussein's picture

if I was 30 years younger that is. Well......maybe 20 years younger.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Oh I'd still do the Bush twins at my age.....if my wife would let me.

damn. I guess I was a slut when I was around their age, according to the manly comments on this thread. It's just that I didn't have all that pesky press coverage.

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

It's a hard life though, and I just would call it a phase on my part. You keep that up and you end up looking like Mick Jagger, Axl Rose, Tommy Lee and/or that Liv Tyler's dad...

By the time I was working along side the Secret Service investigating credit card fraud, my slutty days were over. My Secret Service guy, George left the Seattle office to guard Jesse during the 88 election. He was not gone very long.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

And, yes I'm cheating at Earth Hour - I'm in Central Time Zone. But everything else is off......

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 33:

Oh I'd still do the Bush twins at my age.....if my wife would let me.

i gotta be honest with ya Matt.....
They don't interest me in the slightest.nope.

miss_kitty Hussein's picture

DHSmd @ 31:

Maybe the SS (and other agencies under the executive) have a "blacklist" of organizations and people who they are ordered not to work with (unless specifically assigned to spy on or infiltrate them). I doubt it would surprise anyone (though I am sure it would outrage just about everyone), and if that is the case, the SPLC would be a clear candidate for inclusion on that list.

The poor guy at the SS may have asked him to do that so he could gather the evidence without getting in trouble.

I have a friend who swears the SPLC is a snitch organisation, that they work hand in glove with US Federal Law Enforcement.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

Prove it! :)

mudshark hussein's picture

weren't we all sluts at their age. well,............atleast the lucky ones that is.
Why do you think they call it "Gettin Lucky?"

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

mudshark hussein @ 36:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 33:

Oh I'd still do the Bush twins at my age.....if my wife would let me.

i gotta be honest with ya Matt.....
They don't interest me in the slightest.nope.

I'd be doing it purely in the spirit of bipartisanship.

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

Prove it! :)

I can't remember all those guys' names?

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

miss_kitty Hussein @ 41:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

Prove it! :)

I can't remember all those guys' names?

Lurid details will do!

mudshark hussein's picture

why is it that men can go whoring and be admired for it,and women get condemned and insulted for it.
Well we're talkin Jenna here.
She'll be in re'hab with Paris and (what's the other ones name?) ah hell..........the other bimbo.

mudshark hussein's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 42:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 41:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

Prove it! :)

I can't remember all those guys' names?

Lurid details will do!

Talk too me kitty..................talk dirty too me.

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 42:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 41:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

Prove it! :)

I can't remember all those guys' names?

Lurid details will do!

Uh-I was too drunk/stoned/out of it to remember? and it was more than 30 years ago. I'm happy to remember my own name these days! :P

miss_kitty Hussein @ 41:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

In fact, I was probably a much sluttier slut than Jenna and Not Jenna.

Prove it! :)

I can't remember all those guys' names?

# of partners when you were between 16-30ys on the sliding scale of subjective judgmentalism is the only required info. Honest estimates are allowed.
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Weeeeeelll??
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miss_kitty Hussein @ 45:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 42:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 41:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

I can't remember all those guys' names?

Lurid details will do!

Uh-I was too drunk/stoned/out of it to remember? and it was more than 30 years ago. I'm happy to remember my own name these days! :P

fake it will ya?

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

mudshark hussein @ 47:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 45:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 42:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 41:

Lurid details will do!

Uh-I was too drunk/stoned/out of it to remember? and it was more than 30 years ago. I'm happy to remember my own name these days! :P

fake it will ya?

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Don't make me bust out the kitty clamps (all 8)....

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

mudshark hussein @ 47:

fake it will ya?

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

mudshark hussein's picture

miss_kitty Hussein @ 50:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

mudshark hussein @ 47:

fake it will ya?

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

ok ,that was a nice dodge.
JENNA.........and to think, we pay for it.literaly

miss_kitty Hussein @ 50:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

mudshark hussein @ 47:

fake it will ya?

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

Fake getting off - topic then...hehe

mudshark hussein @ 51:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 50:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

mudshark hussein @ 47:

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

ok ,that was a nice dodge.
JENNA.........and to think, we pay for it.literaly

I may have to go back to the bridge again...

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Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 52:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 50:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

mudshark hussein @ 47:

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

Fake getting off - topic then...hehe

In the words of the late great Frank Zappa..............RUB IT!

Orangutan.'s picture

Fox News is doing a special on domestic terrorism. it's awful as you'd expect. we are all potential terrorists and the police state is needed. The SS is reminded me more of the Nazi type than the American type.

Ron.j's picture

I am still waiting for political partisans on either side to tell the truth. I am fed up with both the republicans and the democrats.

miss_kitty Hussein's picture

mudshark hussein @ 51:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 50:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

mudshark hussein @ 47:

Yeah, fake it - I'm used to it!

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

ok ,that was a nice dodge.
JENNA.........and to think, we pay for it.literaly

I don't recall doing it in a dodge. I remember making out in a plymouth though

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Rodney Dangerfield:

"I remember the first time I had sex, I was scared. Whew, was I scared! I was all alone."

(rim shot)

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miss_kitty Hussein @ 57:

mudshark hussein @ 51:

miss_kitty Hussein @ 50:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

Hey I'm used to faking it. I just don't want to get off topic....

;)

ok ,that was a nice dodge.
JENNA.........and to think, we pay for it.literaly

I don't recall doing it in a dodge. I remember making out in a plymouth though

Cadillacs Baby..........or an occasional ford, mercury(my first car), even a Pacer.

mudshark hussein's picture

But Ya know, all this is related to Jenna and Not Jenna.....Their normal young women(cept for their dad).
It's the high and mighty that portray them (and all of the young women in the 1st families)as being held to a higher standard.
Which is BULLSHIT.
If we look out for Chelsea, why shouldn't we look out for themmm.
yeah I know, everything is a contradiction..

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Once anyone reaches the age of 18, we shouldn't be "looking out" for them. If, like Chelsea was when Bill was in the WH, they are still children, of course we would look out for them, no matter the political stripe of the prez.

And let's face it - the Bush twins aren't as boringly well-behaved as Chelsea. How titillating is a report of Chelsea's graduate school grades?

Alcohol and sex always trump education in the news!

mudshark hussein's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 61:

Once anyone reaches the age of 18, we shouldn't be "looking out" for them. If, like Chelsea was when Bill was in the WH, they are still children, of course we would look out for them, no matter the political stripe of the prez.

And let's face it - the Bush twins aren't as boringly well-behaved as Chelsea. How titillating is a report of Chelsea's graduate school grades?

Alcohol and sex always trump education in the news!

of course it does.....................it's more fun.
why do you think I call myself mudshark.
ohhhh.we go out ,so far out, and do the mudshark baby.

Kiki's picture

Must be nice Jenna can vacation in Mexico, while the American tax payer is getting robbed has no health ins., lost their pensions, and social security is being spent by these creeps in congress. While they are stealing from us and filling their pockets, the tax payer is suffering while these creeps are basking in the sun.

SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

Yah, watching one of Dumbya's twin whores on vacation ranks right up there.

Yellowbird's picture

Why has nobody yet taken this story back another notch to where monkey boy first entered the office of the President and he FIRED ALL THE SECRET SERVICE WHO WERE SLATED TO BE ASSIGNED TO THE PRESIDENT NEXT. I mean he jettisoned the "promote from within" of the agency and "CHOSE HIS OWN AGENTS ONE BY ONE FROM HIS OWN LIST"... it was in the news that fateful January. Why has nobody reported about that list from Rove?

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