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Who should John McCain pick as his running mate?

Well, if Senator McCain would allow the C&L readership to pick for him....could we ever make up our minds?

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tricky dick's picture

Frist!

Ricky Bones's picture

Macaca Allen or Conrad Burns!

goodfoot's picture

I am praying it will be Condoleeza. Please. Please.

Orangutan.'s picture

Jeff Gannon

Orangutan.'s picture

Harriet Myers

Orangutan.'s picture

Heck of a job Brownie

Ragnarok's picture

I have no freaking idea who those people are.
I would vote for the guy with the watermelon. Why? because he has a watermelon.

burnt's picture

Karl Rove

Grammar Police's picture

WHOM people, WHOM!!!

Marcus Aurelius's picture

Santorum or Harris.

beltman713's picture

So many choices.

Emma Hussein Goldman's picture

Toss up between Man on Dog and Bug Spray.

Emma Hussein Goldman's picture

Then again, there are a lot of folks not on the list that I would consider. Why not resurrect Dan Quayle?

Jerry's picture

Larry Craig......that way he could get the gay vote

katy's picture

i don't see LIEberman's picture up there...

or romney's... if i were a betting person, that's the one i'd pick...

CD's picture

If McCain had any brains he'd get Chuck Hagel or (much as I loath him) Ron Paul.

But he doesn't have any brains or backbone anymore.

I'm betting either Tom Delay or George Allen.

docholliday's picture

You left out Joe Scarborough. Maybe then we could find out the truth about what happened to Lori Klausutis.

The Decider's picture

Mark Foley

Friar Tuck's picture

HARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kathy is so sexy for her moods!
omg i looked at the pics and thought ,, what on earth are the repups thinking regarding thier former past and current canidates!????

They arent thinking period! Like lemmings they will drink the Kool aid at MCcain town , ask no ? and embrace thiier other ousted repups. OMG!! this is like ,, the worst of the most evil empire ever,,
hahahahahahhahahaaha i have to laugh!!!!!!!!!! MORONS!!!

Albatross's picture

I think he should pick Minnesota's own Rep. Michelle Bachman, on the condition that she first marry Governor Tim Pawlenty so that Pawlenty could be Second Lady.

evap's picture

Hillary Clinton

Friar Tuck's picture

Where is Bill frist??????

hes worthy of some and of course Dent lott,, aka trent lot

vp's picture

I sure hope it's that ass Rove. But I have to give Rove credit, he does the work of 3 men....Larry, Moe and Curly....
The Karl "I'm invisible" Rove trial might get in the way of the election, though.

miss_kitty Hussein's picture

Grammar Police @ 9:

WHOM people, WHOM!!!

Grammar judge and jury:

"Whom" Less Common

The form "whom" is becoming less and less common in English. Many native English speakers think "whom" sounds outdated or strange. This trend is particularly common in the United States. Especially when combined with prepositions, most people prefer to use "who" as the object pronoun. To most native English speakers, the examples below sound quite natural.

Examples:

* Who did you come to the party with?
* I don't know who he gave the book to.
* That is the woman who I was talking to.
* Who did you get that from?
* Do you have any idea who he sold his car to?
* That is the person who I got the information from.

"To boldly go..." made me crazy for years. Then the brainiacs at Oxford said it was ok. I feel much better since I got over it.

Friar Tuck's picture

Gee if rove runs,, do you think the FBI would hire 24 hr protection for him? or just shrug thier ?shoulders? and say,, ´´hey ya want pizza tonight or Mcdonalds´´? as they watch from thier ´´vans ´´ or rented apartments?

Worse-Than-A-Mistake's picture

Sean Hannity.

Earth Abides's picture

His choice will be Hillary...

Friar Tuck's picture

Its that time here where i must bid you all a fine good eveing and a god night or morning depending on where you are.
Take care folks and thanks for having me here. Oh and thanks too for C&L blog as well !!!!
Talk to you sometime,, untill that time, dont let time, stand still or lose ground.

Best regards,,,

bmw H. 528's picture

Larry Craig.

StirFry's picture

McCain/Abramoff 08

JTM's picture

CD @ 16:

If McCain had any brains he'd get Chuck Hagel....

My guess is that Hagel has the brains to say "no."

Doofus's picture

There are so many wonderful choices: Alan Keyes, Ted Haggerty, Pat Robertson, David Duke, Lyndon LaRouche, Fred Thompson, Neil Bush, G. Gordon Liddy . . .

Don Davis's picture

Charles Keating, or Jerry Falwell, Jr. (or Senior).

Anonymous Source's picture

Laura Bush has been first lady for almost 8 years, first lady of Texas before that, so those are good qualifications. I know, I know, she has never been elected to any office, just having a little fun.

miss_kitty Hussein's picture

vp @ 23:

I sure hope it's that ass Rove. But I have to give Rove credit, he does the work of 3 men....Larry, Moe and Curly....
The Karl "I'm invisible" Rove trial might get in the way of the election, though.

Really? Larry, Moe and Curly? I'd say more like Agent Smith, Agent Smith, and of course Agent Smith

Captain Hussein Kangaroo's picture

Duke Cunningham

eastriver's picture

Bay Buchanan.

Just saying her name makes me throwup a little.

Captain Hussein Kangaroo's picture

Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Captain Hussein Kangaroo's picture

Tony Snow
What's ole Tony up to these days anyway?

Hannah Hussein's picture

Alberto Gonzalez, maybe there could be an indictment before the election.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!! I just refreshed my screen and Tom Delay showed up!

Warn us next time, please!

StirFry's picture

miss_kitty Hussein @ 35:

vp @ 23:

I sure hope it's that ass Rove. But I have to give Rove credit, he does the work of 3 men....Larry, Moe and Curly....
The Karl "I'm invisible" Rove trial might get in the way of the election, though.

Really? Larry, Moe and Curly? I'd say more like Agent Smith, Agent Smith, and of course Agent Smith

Or even more fitting for republicans, This Agent Smith

Hannah Hussein's picture

Seriously though, Hillary Clinton.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Grammar Police @ 9:

WHOM people, WHOM!!!

Yes, but to quote Winston Churchill when he was told to never end a sentence with a preposition:

"You are quite right, madam. That is something up with which we must not put!"

Left&Left's picture

Dick Cheney. It is Bush's third term right?

Hannah Hussein's picture

Larry Craig

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

miss_kitty Hussein @ 24:

Grammar Police @ 9:

WHOM people, WHOM!!!

Grammar judge and jury:

"Whom" Less Common

The form "whom" is becoming less and less common in English. Many native English speakers think "whom" sounds outdated or strange. This trend is particularly common in the United States. Especially when combined with prepositions, most people prefer to use "who" as the object pronoun. To most native English speakers, the examples below sound quite natural.

Examples:

* Who did you come to the party with?
* I don't know who he gave the book to.
* That is the woman who I was talking to.
* Who did you get that from?
* Do you have any idea who he sold his car to?
* That is the person who I got the information from.

"To boldly go..." made me crazy for years. Then the brainiacs at Oxford said it was ok. I feel much better since I got over it.

OK, then, concerning another thread....with WHOM were you a slut?

Left&Left's picture

Hannah Hussein @ 43:

Seriously though, Hillary Clinton.

You're right. McCain does owe Hillary for all her help.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

David Vitter!

A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

Hannah Hussein's picture

Even more seriously, Alfred E. Neumann. It is Bush's third term, right. What us worry? Hell No!

ON TO TEHRAN!

Biff Limbaugh's picture

kathy's tit's would get my vote.

rockrocky77's picture

Glenn Beck the stright talk/Common Sence 08(and they are both real Americans) :P

GonzoD's picture

Lindsey Graham or Frank Luntz!

Don Davis's picture

His actual 'running mate' will be Osama bin Laden.

GonzoD's picture

Lynn Cheney!

MagnificentAppendage's picture

Tucker Carlson is available.

Left&Left's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 49:

David Vitter!

A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

I'm dying!!! Aaahahahahahaha!!

Will Fields's picture

There is not enough band width to list the Republican reprobates you could have included here even if you excluded the pedarists and other sexual deviants.

Gary's picture

McCain/Hillary

Keep all the neo-cons on one ticket.

katy's picture

is anyone else having trouble connecting to the mccain site linked above?

GonzoD's picture

James Inhofe or Jim Bunning.
The choice will be based on which one is more bat-shit crazy.
Speaking of bat-shit crazy, what about Zell Miller?

GonzoD's picture

Abraham Jackoff, aka Jack Abramoff.

L.A. Confidential's picture

One of these three

Gore, Robertson and Sharpton hit the beach for commercial

http://tinyurl.com/yrewot

boxerfan's picture

george allen, i think that his anti semitism and racism will really draw out the base of the repubican party to vote for john maccain.

seevee's picture

Al Davis. Next to Al, McMyFriends will seem young and mentally acute.

GonzoD's picture

Is Mark Foley out of rehab yet?

Russ's picture

Satan, or Ann Coulter. After all nothing says republican more than the dark prince or a soul eating succubus

flex's picture

too many good choices though only one Great One. Katherine 'Kitty' Harris gets my vote. A real Republican!
http://www.draftkatherineharris.com/page/content/draftkh-index/

Crash Chloride's picture

What no Alan Keyes?

The far right always goes for the superficial.

From this group its got to be either Krazy Kate or Mean Jean.

Hate Freedom Fries's picture

Jeb Bush or Felix Rodriguez

Wisterley's picture

Kitty and her implants! Yay!

Or Hillary and her... experience under fire. Yay!

Doofus's picture

Is Admiral Stockdale, Ross Perot's running mate in 1992 -- the one who famously asked at the VP debates, "Who am I? And what am I doing here?" -- still alive? If so, he'd be a winning choice for Straight Talk McSenile. Even if he's dead, he'd still make a great running mate.

geneHUSSEIN214's picture

Any one of those is guaranteed to get the batshit crazy vote. So many psychos, so little time!

Che's Lounge's picture

Oliver North

L.A. Confidential's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 63:

One of these three

Gore, Robertson and Sharpton hit the beach for commercial

http://tinyurl.com/yrewot

No thats not a hallucination or onion style prank.

mnlib's picture

Albatross @ 20:

I think he should pick Minnesota's own Rep. Michelle Bachman, on the condition that she first marry Governor Tim Pawlenty so that Pawlenty could be Second Lady.

You read my mind. Nothing inspires me more than the thought of McCain/Bachmann '08!

BlueStateSam's picture

Left&Left @ 57:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 49:

David Vitter!

A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

I'm dying!!! Aaahahahahahaha!!

LOL!! I'm so stealing this comment...

VegasRage's picture

Oh I think McCain should take a wide political stance and toe tap his way to the White House with Larry Craig

Organic George's picture

A Most Escellent Post BG

fastfeat's picture

Ragnarok @ 7:

I have no freaking idea who those people are.
I would vote for the guy with the watermelon. Why? because he has a watermelon.

Yeah, but he's a Rethug. He won't share.

rainman's picture

im for Catherine Harris she would keep the democrats from legislating Sin and has big boobs, That would be 3 big boobs in the white house

Denny's's picture

He will pick slimy Joe Lieberman.

Otay's picture

Here are some more McCain could pick:

To attract the family values crowd:
Mark Foley
David Vitter
Bob Allen
Larry Craig

To cement the Republican White House' good grounding in scientific reality:
Mike Huckabee
Sam Brownback
James Inhofe

To demonstrate their intimate knowledge of technology
Ted Stevens

Or their vast experience in correctly predicting the outcome of our military interventions
Bill Kristol

Or just their all-around good-guy reputation
Karl Rove

fastfeat's picture

David Duke would help him with the Klan Fundamentalist vote.

Dick Gedhard

I can see the bumper stickers now...

McCain Gedhard

or maybe Willy Andable...

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 49:

David Vitter!

A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

LOL, surfer boy!
;-}

L.A. Confidential's picture

Okay I get it this thread is to refresh us on the absence of critical thinking and the illusion of an informed public in this country. Now I get it. Funny.

ya know's picture

Alberto G.

Tim in Japan's picture

I can't believe I'm going to type this but I think william kristoff came up with the best VP candidate for mccain.
Clarence Thomas.

If mccain wins, he'll be a 1 term pres (thanks to the economy and war in Iraq) and after 4 years, we're rid of Thomas forever.

If mccain loses (which he will unless there are zero debates), we're rid of Thomas forever.

Who would ever, in a million years, think that a neo-con could come up with a win-win solution that benefitted all of America?

mccain/thomas '08! Because we're sick of the both of you!

Peter Peawright...

McCain Peawright - Undefeetable

h's picture

Mean Jean would be perfect

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

<
A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

LOL, surfer boy!
;-}

Their slogan: "We've got our shit together!"

fastfeat's picture

How about fellow Panamanian (Canal-Zone born?) Manuel Noriega?

(_(_)'s picture

Didn't see LIEberman's picture. Didn't Joe kiss enough asses yet?

Tim in Japan's picture

Is it just me or does Denny Hastert look like a deranged William Shatner after a week long eating binge at a Mississippi casino?

Hannah Hussein's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 87:

Okay I get it this thread is to refresh us on the absence of critical thinking and the illusion of an informed public in this country. Now I get it. Funny.

It is red meat in lion's cage.

(_(_)'s picture

How come this isn't working? www.straighttalkmccain.com

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 92:

<
A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

LOL, surfer boy!
;-}

Their slogan: "We've got our shit together!"

Haha yer on a roll!! (Charmin, if I'm not mistaken, haha)

"It takes a lot to piss us off"

;-}

VegasRage's picture

SpongeBob and Patrick in 08

Screw experience, we just need some honesty

Trittydi's picture

I vote for Mean Jean!

Who's ahead . . . ?
*

Patricio's picture

John Hagee! Hallaluja!!

Jess's picture

Man, this is tough! But I'm gonna have to go with Krazy Kitty Harris. She has the most comic potential. Can't wait for that exclusive interview with Sean Hannity. Shoulders back, tits out, Kitty!

Chris's picture

I think he should create a time machine and go back to the year 2000 and get himself to be his own VP. That way he can get the crazy right-wing extremists and the moderates.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 98:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 92:

<
A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

LOL, surfer boy!
;-}

Their slogan: "We've got our shit together!"

Haha yer on a roll!! (Charmin, if I'm not mistaken, haha)

"It takes a lot to piss us off"

;-}

bada bing!

"We can carry the load!"

Pawn's picture

Kurt Browning, that way he can steal the election in FL as well.

NoBuddy's picture

Condi Rice (Chevron Oil) might be the pick. Could go with Romney, if Romney will do it. Long shot would be Lieberman, although two white hairs may be a bit too much.

Trittydi's picture

Chuck Norris or Ted Nugent.
*

forestyan's picture

Michelle Malkin (for old time sake) :-)

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 104:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 98:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 92:

<
A president in Depends and a VP in diapers!

LOL, surfer boy!
;-}

Their slogan: "We've got our shit together!"

Haha yer on a roll!! (Charmin, if I'm not mistaken, haha)

"It takes a lot to piss us off"

;-}

bada bing!

"We can carry the load!"

"Change You Can Count On!! Every 4 to 6 Hours"

Paul in LA's picture

Kissinger. Or Bremer, same difference.

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein's picture

Oh and LOLOLOL btw

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 109:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 104:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 98:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 92:
LOL, surfer boy!
;-}

Their slogan: "We've got our shit together!"

Haha yer on a roll!! (Charmin, if I'm not mistaken, haha)

"It takes a lot to piss us off"

;-}

bada bing!

"We can carry the load!"

"Change You Can Count On!! Every 4 to 6 Hours"

LOL!

StirFry's picture

There's a ball licking contest between Lieberman and Romney.....old wrinkled ball licking.
It's going to be either one of those two bastards.

fastfeat's picture

Tim in Japan @ 95:

Is it just me or does Denny Hastert look like a deranged William Shatner after a week long eating binge at a Mississippi casino?

HA!!

miss_kitty Hussein's picture

Paul in LA @ 110:

Kissinger. Or Bremer, same difference.

Kissinger was a couple years ahead of my friend (who died this week at the age of 83) in school. That would make old Hank about 85...
They could run on the Grey Panther ticket...

Otay's picture

McCain/Mathews

Tweety would be glad to change his Depends. And apply the Aqua Velva.

Joseph's picture

Wishful Thinking

Wishing that all the examples were front and center for the world to see how messed up the Republicans are, only one can be picked. I pick Susan Harris. She's one crazy Republican who I am sure will hurt the them to no end.

For the rest of the examples, I hate to see them move on without a job. I suggest we give them other post within John McCain's cabinet. We would not want to contribute to unemployment numbers.

I could run with this to no end. Thanks for the fantasy moment.

Joseph

Joseph's picture

Wishful Thinking (Correction Made)

Wishing that all the examples were front and center for the world to see how messed up the Republicans are, only one can be picked. I pick Katherine Harris. She’s one crazy Republican who I am sure will hurt the them to no end.

For the rest of the examples, I hate to see them move on without a job. I suggest we give them other post within John McCain’s cabinet. We would not want to contribute to unemployment numbers.

I could run with this to no end. Thanks for the fantasy moment.

Joseph

quit berp's picture
Gerix's picture

Joe Loserman appears to be the No. 1 suck-up for the job.

Amitola's picture

I'm just looking at that crowd pictured above and starting to get sick. Hard to believe that those folk
were/are in positions of authority in our country. I'm guessing the combined IQ would be, what, maybe 98?!

I think if Vitter isn't available.......Romney or Lieberman, but maybe McPain will keep Lieberman aside and make him Sec. of State. Or, better yet, Secretary of Homeland Security.

hate2haggle's picture

The Bug Man

McCain the Liar's picture

Dennis "Fat" BHastert

Lying piece of shit who protects child molesters.

sassafra's picture

hey! mccain's sexy lobbyist pal is still missing isn't she? presumably with jimmy hoffa under the goalposts in giants stadium by now so harris would be the perfect running mate.

John in Seattle's picture

Hillary "Rambo" Clinton .

CD's picture

JTM @ 31:

CD @ 16:

If McCain had any brains he'd get Chuck Hagel....

My guess is that Hagel has the brains to say "no."

+The backbone.

sassafra @ 124:

hey! mccain's sexy lobbyist pal is still missing isn't she? presumably with jimmy hoffa under the goalposts in giants stadium by now so harris would be the perfect running mate.

Under the beer concession his wife owns at University of Phoenix Stadium he greased the funding skids for...

NoGWBpolicyleftinplace's picture

Scooter Libby. Since they are all criminal's anyway, go with the one who has real world experience (conviction).

Plus, they can have a resident "fall-guy" should old straight-talk get himself in hot water, because Scooty will happily take one for him.

dogeatdogi's picture

Where's Waldo?

Maldoror's picture

the BTK Killer

Marge's picture

Oh no no my friends....Ann the man .

Lucifer's picture

I'm trying to decide between Darth Vader and Lord Voldemort. Both of them are to die for. Voldemort would have name recognition among the kids, but I think Vader's experience with building large empires will bring in more bribes from the military-industrial-media complex. Maybe we should let them fight it out on American Gladiator - pay-per-view. Should bring in a good haul and take attention away from discussing the issues.

- Lucifer

j swift's picture

I am beginning to feel like Lieberman should get it, he has been so diligent in his ass kissing.

Norm Edwards's picture

Sean Hannity

Phoenix Justice's picture

Honestly, I think he is going to go with a "safe" pick and go with former head of Department of Homeland Security and former Governor of Michigan, Tommy Thompson. He as moderate-conservative credentials and he is from a very swing state. (Hear that DNC? Michigan is a FREAKING swing state!)

The other choice would be Senator "Impeach President Clinton" Graham of South Carolina. He is conservative and is young. Very young compared to Senator McCain. It doesn't hurt that he is a southerner from a very conservative state.

ferrofluid's picture

vp @ 23:

I sure hope it's that ass Rove. But I have to give Rove credit, he does the work of 3 men....Larry, Moe and Curly....
The Karl "I'm invisible" Rove trial might get in the way of the election, though.

Karl is summoning up the courage to testify before Congress, he doesnt want to happen to him what the Republicans did to those two Florida R strategists. the 'two murdered one suicided' story last year.
Go to Congress and get some protection Karl, you know the Republican elite think 'hired help' is disposable and they wont be keeping up the payments on your 401K or your plane ticket to Paraguay.
Be a man Karl and let your historic legacy be famous for being the one who revealed the truth, and sent the others off to ADX Florence.

Phoenix Justice's picture

Gerix @ 120:

Joe Loserman appears to be the No. 1 suck-up for the job.

As much as Senator McCain might like Senator Lieberman, it would be a disaster for his ticket. He is going to run into the same problem as former Vice-President Gore did: The southern, evangelicals are not going to vote for a Jew. To them, a Jew is one step below a Papist (Catholic for you idiots) and one step above a black man.

No Senator McCain would name Senator Lieberman as either Secretary of Defense or Secretary of State, fully capitalizing on the Senates idiotic "rule" to give deference to sitting and former Senators up for a cabinet post.

I Am A Banana's picture

Perhaps Ronald Reagan's head in a jar? (a la Futurama)

woodguy's picture

miss_kitty Hussein @ 24:

Grammar Police @ 9:

WHOM people, WHOM!!!

Grammar judge and jury:

"Whom" Less Common

The form "whom" is becoming less and less common in English. Many native English speakers think "whom" sounds outdated or strange. This trend is particularly common in the United States. Especially when combined with prepositions, most people prefer to use "who" as the object pronoun. To most native English speakers, the examples below sound quite natural.

Examples:

* Who did you come to the party with?
* I don't know who he gave the book to.
* That is the woman who I was talking to.
* Who did you get that from?
* Do you have any idea who he sold his car to?
* That is the person who I got the information from.

"To boldly go..." made me crazy for years. Then the brainiacs at Oxford said it was ok. I feel much better since I got over it.

Miss Kitty,

Don't want to be anal or obsessive, but each example that you sited ended with a preposition--another "chalk on the blackboard" moment for those of us who love the English language. While it's true that language is a dynamic and fluid thing, I think there is much to be said for having basic rules of grammar with which all people can agree. If language strays too far from its roots, communication becomes garbled, meaningless and eventually impossible. I think using improper English is just another example of dumbing down the populace; while I am reluctant to take this example to the extreme and state that it's a symptom of the more widespread corruption in our society, I think a case can be made for adhering to certain standards in some aspects of daily life lest all standards fall by the wayside.

In many ways language is like a woodworking tool: if the tool is dull one must wield greater force to reach the desired effect, and greater force often throws the craftsman off balance. Hope this is received in the spirit in which it is intended, i.e. that of discussion of differing yet friendly points of view. Thanks for allowing me this input.

Just sayin".

vontrapp's picture

Wow. Those six photos in a line-up.

What a freak-show of hatred, bigotry and corruption...

MacDaKnife's picture

It should be someone palatable. We do not want a situation where the very ancient McCain expires (naturally or helped) and we end up with a Cheney, Pat Robertson, Coultergeist, Romney, Rudy, Hannity, or any of the long line of losers they can muster.

billy Joe's picture

Katherine Harris, of course. She's kind of hot so it would be fun to watch her deploy her 'assets'. but she's so stupid, she'd provide endless entertainment.

Delay hates McCain as does Santorum.

mudshark's picture

I'll bet it's Katherine Harris,cause I'll bet she likes big cigars.
She certainly has a mouth for one.

Vic's picture

T-REX

john g's picture

McCain will choose Hilary as his running mate simply because that is who they tell him to 'choose'.

This way, when the elderly McCain becomes, to sick or dead, Ms. Clinton will - oh my God - be President!

Big Dick Cheney's picture

BIG DICK HERE.... I WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE IT ANOTHER 8 YEARS OF MY LOVING TENDER TOUCH AND WARMTH AND CONSIDERATION...

whoooha's picture

Tom Cruise (he's bat shit nuts to)

Barbara B's picture

be careful what you wish for. don't underestimate those right wing goons. i've popped out at least two of them, so i should no (sic). they gave us the last eight years and they'd love to give more. but coming or going, i love them between my disgustingly spread legs. i'd like to see george washington do that!!!

Joe O.'s picture

None of those candidates would seem to fit in my opinion. All carry a lot of extra baggage and controversy.  Every politician carries some baggage with them but those in the photos go well beyond that in their own ways.  I still think that its very likely McCain will pick Mitt Romney as VP.  His Moron beliefs may be a sticking point for some Evangelicals but I'd bet they will look beyond that because he makes up for what McCain lacks.

Joe O.'s picture

Joe O. @ 149:

None of those candidates would seem to fit in my opinion. All carry a lot of extra baggage and controversy.  Every politician carries some baggage with them but those in the photos go well beyond that in their own ways.  I still think that its very likely McCain will pick Mitt Romney as VP.  His Moron beliefs may be a sticking point for some Evangelicals but I'd bet they will look beyond that because he makes up for what McCain lacks.

correction: that should be Mormon not "moron".

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