Countdown's Worst Persons: Doocy, Rushbo & The Snowman
By Logan Murphy Wednesday Apr 02, 2008 12:39pm
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Fox & Friends dunce, Steve Doocy, won the bronze on Wednesday's Worst Person in the World segment on Countdown for accusing the librul media of falsely reporting that the U.S. is on the verge of a recession in a plot to get a Democrat into the White House, when a right wing guest who appeared on his own show laughed at him and told him that the idea of a recession wasn't that far-fetched.
Rush Limbaugh garnered the runner up spot for saying Hillary Clinton supporters were feminists who had all had multiple abortions that had been married two or three times -- when he himself has been married three times and has NO children.
Top honors went to former Bush Press Secretary, Tony Snow, for conflating Senator Barack Obama's "present" votes while in the Illinois Senate with his voting record in the U.S. Senate during an interview on Dennis Miller's radio show. When faced with the fact that those present votes didn't actually happen in the U.S. Senate, Snow said he actually did it in both places.
Olbermann: "There you have it, Tony Snow, having retired from being George Bush's Press Secretary, now lying recreationally to strangers and passers by."
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Frist....
I love keith
Man, F**ks and Friends sucks so bad....I can't believe they keep airing it.
Well I guess I can't believe Fox Noise continues to exist.
SNow just making sure he gets to hell for sure. It's Merv Griffin--er Satan calling her home yet?
Tony lied? What are the odds of that?
And don't forget, the Clinton Campaign claimed Obama Answered ‘Present’ in Grade School
ouch!
Limbaugh got burned!
Why's MSNBC make Keith do this stupid skit over and over when they are in bed with Bush Co and these guys.
Oh, never mind I just answered my own question.
Remember, Cheney told us that Republicans invent their own seperate imaginary reality. That is where they live. History will be the final judge as he explains it, and it will show whether their imaginary reality, or the actual reality is the one that gets recorded in the textbooks.
Snow's main quality is his ability to lie with a smile on his face. That'll take you far in this world, son.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx
Blue Lensman @ 9:
It's not going to take him much farther.
when he himself has been married three times and has NO children
Hey, just be thankful for little favors.
Dale @ 11:
Evil works, but it isn't a panacea. That's what someone forgot to tell bum in the WH.
Keith. You need to add "Oprah the Insane" to the list please.
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A transgender man who is six months pregnant said in an interview aired by Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he always wanted to have a child and considers it a miracle.
Winfrey called the development "a new definition of what diversity means for everybody."
I don't man. We're going way off the deep end.
Happenstance @ 12:
//seconded
Maybe this segment should have been called Dumbest Persons on the globe. These guys like Snow just say shit knowing full well that no one except us crazy left wingers are going to check them on what they say.
The white house has gotten away with it for over seven years so why should Snow, Doocy or Rush not be able to do it too.
I heard the "gang" at fox just this week suggesting that the liberal media was ginning up the idea of recession and only yesterday the fed chairman used that very word.
pissed off patricia @ 17:
Ignore it, and it will go away...
pissed off patricia @ 17:
In 3 months, they'll all be avoiding the "d"-word. But the band plays on . .
Weaseldog @ 18:
Which will go away? Fox news or the recession?
The honchos at FAUX NEWS should really tell the cast of Fox and Freaks to layoff discussing politics; the topic is waaaay over their heads. They really should stick to "Britney Spears in Rehab", "American Idol" scandals, and missing white woman stories (though admittedly, I've personally watched them fuck up even those lightweight type stories). "Fox and Friends" - the only show whose cast can make the cast of "The View" (whoopi excepted, of course) look like a MENSA convention. As for Rush, well, married 3 times and no kids, eh? That leads me to conclude that, even though the fucking guy is a millionaire radio personality, he STILL can't manage to hook up with a woman who'll put out (looks like it's back to banging little boys in the Dominican Republic, eh Rush?). As for Tony Snow, what can ya say. He was a lying sack of shit when he was on Fox; he was a lying sack of shit when he was the mouthpiece for Bushco, and he's a lying sack of shit now. No news there, I'm afraid, but when he finally kicks the bucket, and makes the descent down to the third level of hell, I hope he'll give Lee Atwater a big "fuck you!" from the rest of us civilized humans.
Democrats starts with a "D" Depression starts with a "D" By the fox news logic, Democrats will be synonymous with Depression.
They may have a depression coming but it won't be he financial sort. Joe Scarborough said this morning that he already misses bush and Joe isn't even on fox.
One morning about a year ago or so, and my husband will attest to this, one of the blonds on Fox and Friends said she had seen a bird fly with only one wing.
Even the two co-hosts with her gave her a quizzical look.
pissed off patricia @ 23:
Well, I guess the show serves one purpose; it's a veritable wellspring of "dumb blonde" jokes.
pissed off patricia @ 22:
With any luck at all maybe he'll join Shrub in Paraguay. Trouble is with his looks they may serve ol' Pig-Eyed Joe for Easter dinner.
pissed off patricia @ 23:
Had to be a RIGHT wing!!! Rimshot, please.
Well, my 87 year old aunt who's a widow who's been married once and desperately wanted children but couldn't have them, will be amused to hear Rush's opinion of her. So will my 78 year old male cousin who's been married to the same woman since 1964 and has kids.
Anybody else ticked off that Countdown's re-run that used to follow TDS and Colbert Report is now 2 hours later at 1am Central? I always miss it live because of work. I think we all get enough MSN-BS titillating shows about killers and preverts and life in prison. How 'bout letting more viewers watch KO follow the important crooks, killers, (and preverts) that are currently running our country (into the crapper.)
pissed off patricia @ 20:
The recession. At least that's what Republicans seem to be wishing for.
The Pravda New Network is here to stay.
Weaseldog @ 10:
It's The Liars Club and I wouldn't to be member of a club that has Snow, Pills, and Douche as members.
snow is sick...very sick. he's had a sick mind ever since I first heard his distorted views and opinions of what the world ought to look like.
This old fart needs to go golfing. his "information", as twisted and distorted as it always seems to be, is only a useful distraction to the neocon fascist state of America.
Go fishing snowballs. you're a very sick, sick old man. Maybe all the bullshit he has might have something to do with his illness.
Thank Gawd for small blessings... that Rush the pig-faced asshat doesn't have any children!! Perhaps the reason for that is the to-be-pitied women he's has sexual intercourse with (if any) had abortions! Then again he could be childless because he doesn't have sexual intercourse with women... I'm just sayin'
Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Pat Buchanan have no spawn. Thank heaven for small favors.
He was just what he White House wanted in a spokesman. Only ranked slightly behind Ronald McDonald.
Olbermann's math is off a bit ..
If Obama voted "present" 130 times, out of some 4000+ votes, that is one-third of one percent of the time, not 3%.
Even better ..
illuminati @ 34:
Yeah. We should be bashing on the black guy. Quick...get the rope.
illuminati @ 34:
How many hundreds of thousands killed in Iraq? Perhaps your outrage is a bit selective.
Who is bashing black guys? Is that how liberals prove they are NOT racist by voting for someone just because they are black? figured...
I don't know about all of you, but I just can't take anyone with the last name of "Doocy" seriously. He sounds like a cartoon character.
I'm like George Clooney and what he said about Jack Abramoff; regarding Steve Doocy, that is.
woodguy @ 38:
Last time I checked the military was neither dem. or repub. and MANY MANY dems supported the war. Weren't the current crop of dem. losers elected to end the war? What happened with that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_CepS8u9wQ
Doocy is full of the first three letters of his last name...D-O-O D-O-O
Snow probably got cancer from all the right-wing venom coursing through his veins. Fuck him. At least Scott McClellan looked embarrassed when he was lying.
MountainMan23 @ 36:
I had no idea that Dan Quayle liked mountains. (130/4000 = 0.0325 = 3.25%)
The Political Junkie @ 40:
Me too. "Douchy" instantly springs to mind.
Maybe Snow should have mentioned the times that Obama pushed the wrong button while a state senator, or the 80% of the votes he has missed in the US Senate since September. You'll never hear Keith give you that story - he's so far up Obama's ass, you can see his head when Obama speaks.
Thank Gawd for small blessings… that Rush the pig-faced asshat doesn’t have any children!! Perhaps the reason for that is the to-be-pitied women he’s has sexual intercourse with (if any) had abortions! Then again he could be childless because he doesn’t have sexual intercourse with women… I’m just sayin’
Anyone seen Daryn Kagan lately? She was the last known woman to have willingly screw Mr. Didn't-Serve-Because-of-a-boil-on-my-ass, and has virtually disappeared from the airwaves.
If screwing Rush Limbaugh does that, he should be drawn and castrated...
At least Scott McClellan looked embarrassed when he was lying.
Not only that, but I think ol' Scotty was afraid of being "outed". He was seen in a lot of gay bars around Austin. Not that there's anything wrong with that unless you work for a homophobic Presidential administration.
The Political Junkie @ 48:
A closeted gay Republican? Gee, what a shocker.
Wow, a clean sweep for the neo-retardo wingers! Big suprise there.
Nancy50 @ 46:
There's that old Firesign Theatre song: "how can you be in two places at once when you're not any where at all?"
I'm reminded of this because I'm not sure how KO manages to be up Obama's, Clinton's, and McCain ass at the same time, since all have missed about the same number of votes during the campaign.
Not that an anti-Obama troll would care about balance ... or even truth.
JohnMcCainLovesViagra @ 33:
and as some Republicans say small boys
Happenstance @ 12:
not in the US where its illegal and frowned upon no.
Limp bag has no kids because his little pug is so far under his big gut it gets no sun or air causing it to stop growing while he was a young toad, also since he could not see it or reach it with his hands he grow up believing he was a woman, after all he sure has a nice set of tits! va va boom. Who gave you all the dimes rush?--they all did!
anybody remember which Republican mouthpiece,
got arrested with illegal drugs in their possession, coming back from that pedo paradise !?
doocy, druggy limbaugh and blow job......the three douche bags...
illuminati @ 41:
Shrub is the one who pushed us into war, whether you care to admit it or not. He's your guy, it's your war. Deal with it.
Nancy50 @ 46:
McShrub has missed more than twice the number of Senate votes that Obama has. More than Hillary also. Got any facts, or just empty talking points?
If a hack like Dennis Miller calls you out on a lie thats a BIG lie.
JTM @ 51:
The truth? I would love the truth...I would love a source for news that was just that - news - no cheerleading, no shrill, just facts. Haven't been able to find it lately, but I surely can recognize where truth is not present. It's not present when hosts such as Olbermann continue to have the same talking heads on night after night after night - and guess what - they all agree with him night after night after night. That's not balance and its not truthful. You called me a troll - I hadn't realized crooksand liars had become a closed club.
Wouldn't you think a guy with cancer, would quit lying? Knowing he's going to meet his maker soon?
And btw...John McCain missed 56% of his senate votes since Jan. 2007...the most of any senator except that Johnson guy with the brain hemmorhage.
ALSO...not being reported on in the corporate pravda news!
"John McCain has missed 56% of Senate votes since Jan 07"
http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/?p=839
So, McCain missed more votes than any senator...except a guy who was a vegetable in a hospital bed!
"If you're lying, you must have been paid."
"Not necessarily. I could be lying in my spare time."
Nancy50 @ 60:
Perhaps that's why your post @ 46 is so lacking in facts. If you don't like Keith, there a plenty of other TV shows out there. If you don't like C&L don't come here. And your comment that we're a "closed club" is disproven by the fact that you ARE here and post whatever you want, but don't expect others to swallow your lies and misinformation. If you really want the truth, perhaps you might want to begin to be more truthful yourself.
Missed votes:
Since Jan 2007 Clinton 27%
Obama 37%
McCain 56%
Career Clinton 7% since 2001
Obama 18% since 2005
McCain 11% since 1987
source:http://www.youdecide2008.com/2008/03/25/mccain-tops-the-list-for-missed-votes-in-the-senate/
If you're going to try to belabor this point you might want to look at the statistics you just cited and your post @ 46. You stated @ 46 that Obama has missed 80% of his votes in the Senate since September. You fail to back that up with any facts, but switch the goal posts by citing examples since January, and even then your boy McShrub missed twice as many votes as Hillary and 50% more than Obama. Then you switch the goal posts again and cite McShrub's record since 1987. Wow, are you dizzy yet?
You state how much you're looking for facts and truth, but I see no evidence of that here.
There is a God! Rush Limbaugh has NO children!
Olbermann on the Obama payroll???
Ed Rendell
In a recent appearance on Fox News—not exactly considered friendly territory for the Democrats—he congratulated the network for having done "the fairest job [and] remained the most objective of all the cable networks." In an interview with me, the governor was again in media-critic mode. "It took Saturday Night Live to bring some fairness to this election," Rendell said, referring to the show's now famous skit lampooning the media's crush on Obama. "It's stunning. Does Keith Olbermann get checks from the Obama campaign?"
dennis @ 69:
Your inability to analyze context/sub-text no longer amazes me, dennis.
Keep on spinnin'.
That douchebag doesn't just HAVE cancer...he IS a cancer.
Please, somebody take a shot at that asshole Tony Snow ! His ass cancer is just taking too long
Huh. Guess Nancy50 went to Google some more "facts". Or maybe some "truth".
Keith Olberman is a . . .
oh, never mind.
Do you think Keith would mind if I use this line as my signature?
"“There you have it, Tony Snow, having retired from being George Bush’s Press Secretary, now lying recreationally to strangers and passers by.”
That has to be the best line ever about someone associated with this regime.
Pursang @ 75:
Agreed. That's what makes Keith so great. He can think on his feet and has a real feel for language.
Wow, has Snow gotten old in a hurry. When I saw the photo I kept wondering why Olberman was going on and on about Tony Snow when the picture was obviously of Glenn Beck. Having his mouth slightly opened seemed to denote Beck's usual level of intelligence. Then I realized who I was really looking at.
Man, having cancer has got to be one hellacious bitch.
A republican would walk a hundred miles to tell you a lie before he would stand in front of you and tell the truth!
Steve Doocy, when i first saw him I wondered how Fix News could ever hire a gay guy to cohost on their morning show.
There he was trying so hard to tough and macho with his hands on hith hips etc.)
Jon Stewart confirmed what I only suspected.
Then there's his book "The Mr and Mrs Happy Cookbook" or some such nonsense. Mr and Mrs Happy?
Thats right, he's probably wearing his HUGE! BIG GIRL PANTIES underneath that apron no doubt.
Get snow a casket, this man looks dead.
Is there anyone dumber than Steve Douchey...Uh, O.K....maybe Rush Limpbaugh
If snow had my health coverage he would have been dead two years ago, I hope the next time I see that criminal son of a bitch they are putting him into a hole in the ground! Their is no room on this earth for any more human trash of this sort! Are his parents lying scum as well or is he the bad apple in the family? return of the night of the living dead " send more troops".
OK - How many people do NOT believe that Tony Snow and Max Headroom were separated at Upload?
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2007/09/17/separated-at-upload.html
There ... the proof is in the tasting of the pudding.
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