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Jon Stewart slams FOX News for "Obama Watch" clock

Jon Stewart rips on FOX News' Chris Wallace for starting an "Obama Watch" clock -- complete with "24"-like sound effects and ticker -- that tracks how long it's been since Obama promised he would appear on FOX News Sunday. Tweety catches flack too for some of the mindless questions he asked the Senator during Wednesday's Hardball College Tour.

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I wonder who posted about the Obama Watch a few weeks ago?

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ferrofluid's picture

I prefer the Chimpy countdown clock.

can even buy a keyfob version :)

Mugsy's picture

'bout time someone commented on this. I've been mentioning it for weeks.

Jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s's picture

I'd like to see the Fox News guy sit in the chair opposite John Stewart of Colbert.

ferrofluid's picture

As with the Dkos and allies boycott of Faux, theres no reason for Obama or Dems to go on there period.
No racist drooling Faux viewer would vote for Obama anyway, so whats the point in giving them sound bites and ammo for use elsewhere.

El Camino's picture

Oooh this is soooooo funny! Check mate tweety!

Ruth's picture

I was fearful when Obama visited TX, as were several people I talked to, and think there are horrible overtones to that 'Obama watch' business.

Dufus's picture

OBAMA ROCKS!

I love the way Obama jabs cable news. Good for him.

That Obama clock thing is eerie. I don't like it for the very reasons that Jon pointed out.

Midwestvoter's picture

Hillary caught lying again- share this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BrPZYbCdJ4

wijg's picture

When did Obama "promise" to appear on FOX News Sunday?

VegasRage's picture

Darn, just when I thought I could end my "Fair and Balanced Watch" clock tracking how long it's been since FOX has claimed to be fair and balanced and has yet to be even once. 5475:13:53:10

Maybe Chris Wallace isn't telling all Obama said when he was talking to him face to face. Maybe Obama said I will come on your Fox show........when hell freezes over.

Bobdog's picture

Oh man, that was too good. Now can we have our President Obama, please?

marko's picture

oh the joy...JS for Prez!!

tweety...you know you've hit a journalistic milestone when you have your own SECTION on meida matters!!!

Tweety cam!!!

BaddogLtd's picture

My FoxClock shows that there hasn't been 1 hour of programming that didn't mention Obama's pastor, Rev. Wright.
All this free publicity and the guy still won't go on the show?

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

Love Stewart making fun of the ignorant Faux noise Reslugs and Right Wing-nut leaning Tweety with his hardballs.

Earl Denver's picture

way to go barack!!!

jon is so funny... it's hard-hitting!

new word otter's picture

'matthew's hardballs', LMAO....stewart is priceless.

bullfrog's picture

i love watching this little dip$#!+ chris wallace writhe and squirm 'cause he thinks obama done dissed him.

wallace is like a little kid crying to the teacher because he can't be on the cool kids team.

try doing some actual journalism, wallace, instead of shilling for a posse of texan outlaws, and maybe folks will take you a little more seriously.

and btw, when was the last time bush met with african-american leaders? how many years has it been? where's wallace's bush clock?

blue's picture

Good for Stewart .. He should SHAME over and over and over not only the Corporate Fart called "Tweety" for enacting THE GE GAME PLAN , but the entire Corporate Mafia Media for committing criminal fraud against the American people in their effort to manipulate public perceptions thru their lies, deceit, and outright lying not only about Obama and Clinton, but of course their Corporate Boy McBush in their evil effort to get him installed as the next president so that a government by AND FOR THE FEW, GREED, can be sustained. All of these soul less buffoons should be called out over and over and over and exposed for what they are: a 'media elite' who has made their faustian deals to be the millionaire 'journalists' doing the bidding of the corporations that own them.

mike's picture

omg. obama drop-kicked chris matthews right between the goal posts. i love it.

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BaddogLtd @ 16:

My FoxClock shows that there hasn't been 1 hour of programming that didn't mention Obama's pastor, Rev. Wright.
All this free publicity and the guy still won't go on the show?

Thanks for your free publicity too, Baddog! And thanks for watching us.

Bud's picture

Good for Obama - that was an awesome response to a really stupid question.

Here's my question though - why the &*%$ is Chris Matthews - Chris Matthews - on a college speaking tour? I find it hard to believe that he 'reaches' college students; at least the students who are there to actually use their brain cells for thinking...

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ferrofluid @ 1:

I prefer the Chimpy countdown clock.

can even buy a keyfob version :)

Takes a licking
And keeps on ticking?

Bud @ 24:

Good for Obama - that was an awesome response to a really stupid question.

Here's my question though - why the &*%$ is Chris Matthews - Chris Matthews - on a college speaking tour? I find it hard to believe that he 'reaches' college students; at least the students who are there to actually use their brain cells for thinking...

Those kids were there to see and hear Obama, I doubt they gave a damn about Chris.

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ferrofluid @ 1:

I prefer the Chimpy countdown clock.

can even buy a keyfob version :)

I too prefer your clock. Maybe we should plan a huge celebration for "his" departure.

FOX is State Sponsored TV's picture

FOX lol
FOX is for DLC Democrats

ferrofluid's picture

Joseph @ 27:

ferrofluid @ 1:

I prefer the Chimpy countdown clock.

can even buy a keyfob version :)

I too prefer your clock. Maybe we should plan a huge celebration for "his" departure.

I have a bottle of wine reserved for when Chimpy becomes unemployed, plus a bottle of nasty weak beer for when Snow departs. (it will get poured down the sink)

Ron's picture

Obama would probably go on Fox News channel when Fox becomes a news channel.

DirtyDawg's picture

For the umpteenth time I say to Dems everywhere...Don't bother appearing on FauxNoise - ever! Face it, the only people that watch their sorry asses are more sorry-asses that have long-since made their minds up about anything Democratic or Liberal...and as for some black guy with a Muslim name - you're shitin' me right?

It doesn't matter how much outrage they show...how much they ridicule you...how much they claim foul...they're only preaching to their own bigoted little choir that'll never change their minds, so just don't do it.

Your answer - should you wish to bother yourself, Barack - to Wallace's whining should be, 'Hey Wallace, yeah I said I would come on the show. I just didn't say when. So here's the deal...I'll come on your show the last day you broadcast on that rightwing cable network. Do you want that to be now or later?' Actually, that sounds like an opportunity. President Barack Obama appears on (the F-word) network, and presents them with an order from his FCC canceling their broadcast license.

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Fox News Marketing @ 23:

BaddogLtd @ 16:

My FoxClock shows that there hasn't been 1 hour of programming that didn't mention Obama's pastor, Rev. Wright.
All this free publicity and the guy still won't go on the show?

Thanks for your free publicity too, Baddog! And thanks for watching us.

Sorry to dissapoint, I get all my Fox news from Newshounds > http://www.newshounds.us/ The "We Watch Fox so You Don't Have to" people.
Bless their hearts, I can't seem to last more than 3 minutes on your decrepit channel. I don't know how they do it.

Edward Rynearson's picture

Jon Stewart is amazing! I wish he would have Governor Jesse Ventura on his show. He is making some startling charges on his book ("Don't Start the Revolution Without Me") tour . . . wonder if the mainstream press will pick it up?

Leslie's picture

marko @ 15:

oh the joy...JS for Prez!!

tweety...you know you've hit a journalistic milestone when you have your own SECTION on meida matters!!!

Tweety cam!!!

LOL. Between Jon Stewart and the Tweety Cam, I can't stop laughing.

ferrofluid's picture

wijg @ 11:

When did Obama "promise" to appear on FOX News Sunday?

It was when O'Reilly got loud and mouthy and tried to ambush Obama at a rally, he got grabbed by the SS.
Obama shook his hand and said hello to Billo to his credit.

youtube video, O'reilly was slightly justified in being upset as the video shows,
but still funny and he loses it and slightly shoves the smiling large Obama security man.

Underground Pirate's picture

Chris Wallace still has a job because the American public is fat, complacent, and greedy.
In a country with sentient beings, he would live in the gutter.
Get ready for president McCain!!

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BaddogLtd @ 32:

Fox News Marketing @ 23:

BaddogLtd @ 16:

My FoxClock shows that there hasn't been 1 hour of programming that didn't mention Obama's pastor, Rev. Wright.
All this free publicity and the guy still won't go on the show?

Thanks for your free publicity too, Baddog! And thanks for watching us.

Sorry to dissapoint, I get all my Fox news from Newshounds > http://www.newshounds.us/ The "We Watch Fox so You Don't Have to" people.
Bless their hearts, I can't seem to last more than 3 minutes on your decrepit channel. I don't know how they do it.

Well, sorry to hear that, Baddog. There's a demographic out there somewhere that we can't explain that keeps boosting our ratings and we thought it might be you folks. No complaints from us, though.

We'll hold of on sending you a consumer survery for the time being.

Bob Ross's picture

Jay Chris Wallace has been on the daily show on multiple occasions

http://www.thedailyshow.com/tagSearchResults.jhtml?term=generic_tag_chri...

Underground Pirate @ 36:

Chris Wallace still has a job because the American public is fat, complacent, and greedy.
In a country with sentient beings, he would live in the gutter.
Get ready for president McCain!!

He has a job because he works for the neocon mafia - google "operation mockingbird" - or visit Carl Bernstein's site . .

http://www.carlbernstein.com/magazine_cia_and_media.php

MargeAggedon's picture

Obama needs to continue to ignore faux noise.

Love that whine "he proooooooommiiiiissseeed!" And yeah the '24' set up is utterly fucking ridiculous.

diamondmc's picture

Underground Pirate @ 36:

Chris Wallace still has a job because the American public is fat, complacent, and greedy.
In a country with sentient beings, he would live in the gutter.
Get ready for president McCain!!

Not gonna happen this time.

iraqhusseinconcilable's picture

"When was the last time you had a cigarette ?"........

When was the last time you practiced journalism, Chris ?

Edward Rynearson's picture

ferrofluid @ 35:

wijg @ 11:

When did Obama "promise" to appear on FOX News Sunday?

It was when O'Reilly got loud and mouthy and tried to ambush Obama at a rally, he got grabbed by the SS.
Obama shook his hand and said hello to Billo to his credit.

youtube video, O'reilly was slightly justified in being upset as the video shows,
but still funny and he loses it and slightly shoves the smiling large Obama security man.

I particularly like this clip featuring O'LieLee on the movie "Outfoxed"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IwIRNM5noY

STOP George's picture

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It felt soooooooo good seeing Mathews burned like that! Especially with those stupid stupid fluff questions preceeding the burn.
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Edward Rynearson's picture

iraqhusseinconcilable @ 42:

"When was the last time you had a cigarette ?"........

When was the last time you practiced journalism, Chris ?

He needs to keep practicing

VTFootballGrad's picture

Why would a democrat presidential candidate want to go on Fox News when they know they will be declared the looser when the election isn't over.

Dr. Hussein Matt's picture

There is no reason for Dems to appear on Faux. The only "people" that watch that now failing channel are the most radical and extreme elements in society. Their base is the aging, the stupid, and the white trash.

greg's picture

Check out this Wall Street Journal Op Ed from Juan Williams about the comparison of Martin Luther King and Barack Obama and Rev. Wright. Juan is an paid by FOX and the WSJ which is owned by Ruppert Murdock. Need I say more. He is supposed to provide the "Fair and Balance" person on FOX. Which means oppose the right but don't oppose too much.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120726732176388295.html?mod=opinion_main...

tim's picture

I think this may the the type of thing which results in this...

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15081.html

gatto's picture

What's going on with this fuckin' site? I can't DL the vids anymore :(

diamondmc's picture

greg @ 48:

Check out this Wall Street Journal Op Ed from Juan Williams about the comparison of Martin Luther King and Barack Obama and Rev. Wright. Juan is an paid by FOX and the WSJ which is owned by Ruppert Murdock. Need I say more. He is supposed to provide the "Fair and Balance" person on FOX. Which means oppose the right but don't oppose too much.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120726732176388295.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries

Juan Williams is the token black for faux news.

Joe O.'s picture

There really isn't any reason for any candidate to go on Fox News and I don't care how many clocks they put up. Fox News is run by ideology and its "News" is ideologically spun to fit those views that they want to present to the public.  The same goes for any type of candidate or guest that goes on there regardless of party affiliation.  If the guest (even if its a Republican) does not fit the views held by Fox News they will be shunned, ridiculed or silenced.  Obama is doing the right thing by staying away from that "news" channel.

Dr. Hussein Matt's picture

tim @ 49:

I think this may the the type of thing which results in this...

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15081.html

I always find it amusing that reich-wingers have pride in that fact they watch so much T.V when they defend faux. Reich-wingers pretty much prove they have no life when they brag about faux's "ratings".

Joseph's picture

Saying Thank You To Santa Clause

Chris Matthews has done a lot of damage to the Democratic primary in 2008. With what started out as a question, "can Barack Obama beat Hillary Clinton," ended with him doing everything he can sink her candidacy. During his 24/7 Clinton bashing campaign, he seized the opportunity to divide the Party to boot.

In part, due to Matthew's non stop attack machine, Obama enjoys a current funding advantage. No doubt, Clinton had to spend lots of money defending media generated attacks. Matthews' attacks became very popular with many news organizations. When Clinton lunched an attack, Matthews and others was right their to help turn it around. There is no one who has given the kind of free support Matthews has given to Obama. I guess you can say Obama owes him a lot. I am not at all happy with seeing him "hob knobbing" with Matthews. This brought be back to why I would not support Obama initially.

I found it hard to get by Matthews leading the charge to change the Democratic front runner, only to end up supporting John McCain. What does that tell you? This man's objective was to trash and degrade the Democratic front runners. He's has now started in on Obama in favor of McCain. Matthews can't make the claim "this is what happens to front runners." He is not going after his Republican hopeful.

If Obama would of at least distance himself from the steady unbalance attacks associated with Matthews, I would strike one up for unity. He has not: instead, he has soaked up Matthews dirty work as if they planed it together.

At this point, I am about the unity factor. I will cast my vote for Obama because it looks like he will win the nomination. The media is too hateful of Clinton to win. Every time she attempts to gain momentum, they bring her back down with group polling low numbers and all out attacks. At this point, the damage Obama inflicted with Matthews toward Clinton will only hurt the unity factor. He needs to distance himself from his Santa.

Joseph

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tim @ 49:

I think this may the the type of thing which results in this...

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15081.html

No, Tim. We can't explain it, but the more publicity we get from the enlightened sector of America predicting our eventual demise; the higher our ratings go. It's the darndest thing.

It's like reverse blowback, only it's propelling us forward. We keep trying to appeal to the aging, the stupid, and the white trash demographic, but surprisingly it's the highly intelligent Jon Stewart/nutroot crowd that keeps showing up as our fastest growing sector.

BaddogLtd's picture

More free publicity for Fox News...in honor of what most be a very poorly paid Blog Troll from Rupert and Co.
Just go to Robert Greenwalds "Fox Attacks" > http://foxattacks.com/ and sign up!

gws's picture

diamondmc @ 51:

greg @ 48:

Check out this Wall Street Journal Op Ed from Juan Williams about the comparison of Martin Luther King and Barack Obama and Rev. Wright. Juan is an paid by FOX and the WSJ which is owned by Ruppert Murdock. Need I say more. He is supposed to provide the "Fair and Balance" person on FOX. Which means oppose the right but don't oppose too much.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120726732176388295.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries

Juan Williams is the token black for faux news.

I read the Opinion by Juan Williams. What an Uncle Tom, boot licking lacky, house n*gger. Doing FOX's bidding and asking what Jesus would do if he was sitting in Wright's church?

As for Obama appearing on FOX, hell no! Pay them no mind. They are a station dedicated to destroying the Democratic party and the true Conservative Party. Remember when Obama did appear on FOX after the Wright issue broke out. They treated him like he was on trial. FOX is an evil organization.

greg's picture

Joseph @ 54:

Saying Thank You To Santa Clause

Chris Matthews has done a lot of damage to the Democratic primary in 2008. With what started out as a question, "can Barack Obama beat Hillary Clinton," ended with him doing everything he can sink her candidacy. During his 24/7 Clinton bashing campaign, he seized the opportunity to divide the Party to boot.

In part, due to Matthew's non stop attack machine, Obama enjoys a current funding advantage. No doubt, Clinton had to spend lots of money defending media generated attacks. Matthews' attacks became very popular with many news organizations. When Clinton lunched an attack, Matthews and others was right their to help turn it around. There is no one who has given the kind of free support Matthews has given to Obama. I guess you can say Obama owes him a lot. I am not at all happy with seeing him "hob knobbing" with Matthews. This brought be back to why I would not support Obama initially.

I found it hard to get by Matthews leading the charge to change the Democratic front runner, only to end up supporting John McCain. What does that tell you? This man's objective was to trash and degrade the Democratic front runners. He's has now started in on Obama in favor of McCain. Matthews can't make the claim "this is what happens to front runners." He is not going after his Republican hopeful.

If Obama would of at least distance himself from the steady unbalance attacks associated with Matthews, I would strike one up for unity. He has not: instead, he has soaked up Matthews dirty work as if they planed it together.

At this point, I am about the unity factor. I will cast my vote for Obama because it looks like he will win the nomination. The media is too hateful of Clinton to win. Every time she attempts to gain momentum, they bring her back down with group polling low numbers and all out attacks. At this point, the damage Obama inflicted with Matthews toward Clinton will only hurt the unity factor. He needs to distance himself from his Santa.

Joseph

You give Matthews too much credit. Clinton distroyed herself

Leslie's picture

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 47:

There is no reason for Dems to appear on Faux.

Exactly, and it's hurting them now and will continue to. Because how can a "fair and balanced news" channel maintain its questionable reputation if the only people who will appear are Republicans.

Regarding the Fox News clock: I find it disturbing. They're using the clock from a TV show about terrorists, not to mention what Jon Stewart points out. So what is Fox implying?

greg's picture

diamondmc @ 51:

greg @ 48:

Check out this Wall Street Journal Op Ed from Juan Williams about the comparison of Martin Luther King and Barack Obama and Rev. Wright. Juan is an paid by FOX and the WSJ which is owned by Ruppert Murdock. Need I say more. He is supposed to provide the "Fair and Balance" person on FOX. Which means oppose the right but don't oppose too much.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120726732176388295.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries

Juan Williams is the token black for faux news.

Anybody else read the Article. Uncle Tom, I mean Juan thinks Jesus would have walked out of Wright's Church.

drudge2's picture

My guess is that after Chris Wallace shamed the kids on Fox'n'Friends for their "two hours of Obama-bashing" Roger Ailes called Wallace into his office and said, in effect: "Fredo. You're my brother and I love you but don't evah take sides against the family again. EVAH!" Though Wallace immediately released a "mea culpa" that was probably not enough for the "fair and balanced" network. The "Obama Watch" is just cheesy enough to smack of atonement on Wallace's part.

Left&Left's picture

greg @ 48:

Check out this Wall Street Journal Op Ed from Juan Williams about the comparison of Martin Luther King and Barack Obama and Rev. Wright. Juan is an paid by FOX and the WSJ which is owned by Ruppert Murdock. Need I say more. He is supposed to provide the "Fair and Balance" person on FOX. Which means oppose the right but don't oppose too much.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120726732176388295.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries

Juan Williams has zero credibility in the black community. Classic Uncle Tom. Williams has made a career going out of his way to put down high profile blacks to make certain white people comfortable with him. The man clearly hates himself.

woodguy's picture

Underground Pirate @ 36:

Chris Wallace still has a job because the American public is fat, complacent, and greedy.
In a country with sentient beings, he would live in the gutter.
Get ready for president McCain!!

I'm ready. Got my bags packed.

Rusty 100 Years in Iraq! Shackleford's picture

Why would Obama voluntarily set foot on a Republic Party propaganda network program?

Hey Chris Wallace: he just told you that so that he could get away from you. It's like when women at parties tell you to call them. It's time to move on, buddy.

goat hussein sage's picture

Obama told O'Reilly he would come on HIS show after he received the nomination. Well, thanks to ol' "Rocky Clinton" that ain't happened yet. As for Junior Wallace, I am curious to know when Obama made the "promise" to him.
Most posters here are right, the drooling FUX news viewers aren't going to vote for Obama if he walked on water.

ChrisinMiami's picture

I am impressed. Obama's reply to Chris Matthew's question is a clear cut all-American cynical response full of truth and spite. And all of us would certainly agree with the sentiment of the response.

Dr. Hussein Matt's picture

goat hussein sage @ 64:

Obama told O'Reilly he would come on HIS show after he received the nomination. r.

Yes "after". How long "after"? 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades?

goat hussein sage's picture

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 66:

goat hussein sage @ 64:

Obama told O'Reilly he would come on HIS show after he received the nomination. r.

Yes "after". How long "after"? 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades?

After O'Reilly's show was cancelled!

Dr. Hussein Matt's picture

goat hussein sage @ 68:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 66:

goat hussein sage @ 64:

Obama told O'Reilly he would come on HIS show after he received the nomination. r.

Yes "after". How long "after"? 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades?

After O'Reilly's show was cancelled!

That will be a great day for America

Biggus Diggus's picture

One great thing about Obama is his dignity. He never sinks to the common low as Hillary and Bill have. I hope he never goes on Fox and just continues to make them look like spoiled children.

goat hussein sage's picture

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 69:

goat hussein sage @ 68:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 66:

goat hussein sage @ 64:

Yes "after". How long "after"? 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades?

After O'Reilly's show was cancelled!

That will be a great day for America

Only to be replaced by "The Ann Coulter Hour"

No Obamanation's picture

This is what we look forward to under an Obama-nation. Just like a far leftest to make a promise and not carry it out. Wow ... Socialism here we come! Whippie

Dr. Hussein Matt's picture

goat hussein sage @ 71:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 69:

goat hussein sage @ 68:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 66:

After O'Reilly's show was cancelled!

That will be a great day for America

Only to be replaced by "The Ann Coulter Hour"

But it will only be a 30 minute program

goat hussein sage's picture

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 72:

goat hussein sage @ 71:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 69:

goat hussein sage @ 68:

That will be a great day for America

touché!

Only to be replaced by "The Ann Coulter Hour"

But it will only be a 30 minute program

goat hussein sage's picture

goat hussein sage @ 73:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 72:

goat hussein sage @ 71:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 69:

Only to be replaced by "The Ann Coulter Hour"

But it will only be a 30 minute program

touché!

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goat hussein sage @ 68:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 66:

goat hussein sage @ 64:

Obama told O'Reilly he would come on HIS show after he received the nomination. r.

Yes "after". How long "after"? 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades?

After O'Reilly's show was cancelled!

Since you guys help us out so much I'll return the favor. Michelle Malkin will be his replacement when that happens. Our projection is Jan. 2017 at the earliest.
DO NOT let this leak out though, please.

Thx.

goat hussein sage's picture

Fox News Marketing @ 75:

goat hussein sage @ 68:

Dr. Hussein Matt @ 66:

goat hussein sage @ 64:

Yes "after". How long "after"? 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades?

After O'Reilly's show was cancelled!

Since you guys help us out so much I'll return the favor. Michelle Malkin will be his replacement when that happens. Our projection is Jan. 2017 at the earliest.
DO NOT let this leak out though, please.

Thx.

Let's see, in 9 more years that will make Malkinite about 48 or so years old. Unless she gets on a daily botox regimen she will be quite unattractive to the average 78 year old, drooling FUX news watcher. Talk about "leaking out", blech...

paranoia's picture

Chris Wallace is an idiot as he calls out the second......its 9..... er ......wait!.... it's 11 second.

Fox News Marketing's picture

goat hussein sage @ 76:

Fox News Marketing @ 75:

Michelle Malkin will be his replacement when that happens. Our projection is Jan. 2017 at the earliest.
DO NOT let this leak out though, please.

Let's see, in 9 more years that will make Malkinite about 48 or so years old. Unless she gets on a daily botox regimen she will be quite unattractive to the average 78 year old, drooling FUX news watcher. Talk about "leaking out", blech...


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Women age, goat hussein. We all do, that is a fact. We choose our women anchors for their brains and their beauty within, which never fades. We're proud of the women we hire, much like I would hope you are of your wife or significant other. It shouldn't be about what time does to ones appearance. Not for the liberal-minded among us.

paul mcdonald's picture

I agree, there is no reason what-so-ever for Obama to do that show. Faux is acting like a spoiled child. What do they expect after months of asking if he is a Muslim or not.
Screw faux moos. Obama has nothing at all to gain by going on there. Stick to you guns Obama.

Obama throws a nice punch, doesn't he?

thepoetryman's picture

The Faux crew have made their "subliminal" political message rather obvious on two levels. 1, the "black president" assassination plot and 2, the "terrorist-Hussein" element of 24.

Any subtler and we'll have to wear body armor to keep from being injured by shrapnel from such subliminal lobs.

Chico Hussein's picture

Why would Obama come on Fox Snooze ?

No one has called HIM a F!@#$%ng WHORE !

(snark)

Reminder... "snark" means sarcasm... or some'm

goat hussein sage's picture

Fox News Marketing @ 78:

goat hussein sage @ 76:

Fox News Marketing @ 75:

Michelle Malkin will be his replacement when that happens. Our projection is Jan. 2017 at the earliest.
DO NOT let this leak out though, please.

Let's see, in 9 more years that will make Malkinite about 48 or so years old. Unless she gets on a daily botox regimen she will be quite unattractive to the average 78 year old, drooling FUX news watcher. Talk about "leaking out", blech...


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Women age, goat hussein. We all do, that is a fact. We choose our women anchors for their brains and their beauty within, which never fades. We're proud of the women we hire, much like I would hope you are of your wife or significant other. It shouldn't be about what time does to ones appearance. Not for the liberal-minded among us.

Ouch, you are a great source of parody. How do you know I am not a 40-something women myself? Also, FUX News chooses their women anchors for their abilities to parrot the FUX neo-con party line and have nice gams. Period. Who are you kidding?

greg's picture

goat hussein sage @ 83:

Fox News Marketing @ 78:

goat hussein sage @ 76:

Fox News Marketing @ 75:

Michelle Malkin will be his replacement when that happens. Our projection is Jan. 2017 at the earliest.
DO NOT let this leak out though, please.

Let's see, in 9 more years that will make Malkinite about 48 or so years old. Unless she gets on a daily botox regimen she will be quite unattractive to the average 78 year old, drooling FUX news watcher. Talk about "leaking out", blech...


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Women age, goat hussein. We all do, that is a fact. We choose our women anchors for their brains and their beauty within, which never fades. We're proud of the women we hire, much like I would hope you are of your wife or significant other. It shouldn't be about what time does to ones appearance. Not for the liberal-minded among us.

Ouch, you are a great source of parody. How do you know I am not a 40-something women myself? Also, FUX News chooses their women anchors for their abilities to parrot the FUX neo-con party line and have nice gams. Period. Who are you kidding?

Are you kidding? FOX wants only young blonde chicks to get the old farts excited.

Dr. Acula's picture

John Asscroft, in a speech, referred to Obama as Osama. Another "mistake". Yeah, sure.

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obama need say nothing -- he has a phalanx of apologists to do the necessary work against all enemies. Won't be long now; we're about ready for the gospels according to.....I hear a choir (could't be a mormon one?), obama folk tear up -- the new babyjesus has arrived. Wow, I am so glad that is over; I thought it was a political year where we registered democrats would vet and choose a candidate to whip republican ass in the fall. BUT NOOOO -- It is the SECOND coming, and Hillary and the millions who voted for her can just go fuck themselves -- they are not needed or necessary: GET off the stage. Well obama has brought unity indeed --- the republicans may now win; just months ago, this was not even a dream, given the history of george bush and dick. Democrats have such a knack for tripping on their own success ; Gore picked liberman, and side-lined Clinton and gave us 8 years of george. PRIDE COMETH BEFORE THE FALL ---- and I am not talking about why Gay Pride Parades are conducted in early summer, either!!!

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Dr. Acula @ 85:

John Asscroft, in a speech, referred to Obama as Osama. Another "mistake". Yeah, sure.

So did Ted Kennedy, Doc. And now he's endorsing him

Oh... nevermind- I see your point. Knock him down, set him back up, let him fall back down on his own. You guys are good. Another 'mistake' by Kennedy- I get it now.

Ruthless People's picture

Why would Obama go on FOX to get questions like this from Chris Wallace:

"Senator Obama, do you still keep in touch with Osama bin Laden, yes or no?"

Otay's picture

Of course Tweety would fall for that devastating policy question: "When did you have your last cigarette?" Brilliant, I tell you!

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princess @ 87:

Dr. Acula @ 85:

John Asscroft, in a speech, referred to Obama as Osama. Another "mistake". Yeah, sure.

So did Ted Kennedy, Doc. And now he's endorsing him

Oh... nevermind- I see your point. Knock him down, set him back up, let him fall back down on his own. You guys are good. Another 'mistake' by Kennedy- I get it now.

Are you attempting to make yet another failed analogy, princess? Is asscroft now endorsing Mr. Obama? Please tell us again how Drugbaugh and Kos are analogous. We want to laugh at you some more.

We're waiting, princess....

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Dr. Hussein Matt @ 90:

princess @ 87:

Dr. Acula @ 85:

John Asscroft, in a speech, referred to Obama as Osama. Another "mistake". Yeah, sure.

So did Ted Kennedy, Doc. And now he's endorsing him

Oh... nevermind- I see your point. Knock him down, set him back up, let him fall back down on his own. You guys are good. Another 'mistake' by Kennedy- I get it now.

Are you attempting to make yet another failed analogy, princess? Is asscroft now endorsing Mr. Obama? Please tell us again how Drugbaugh and Kos are analogous. We want to laugh at you some more.

We're waiting, princess....

Uncle Teddy was probably half in the bag. What's Asscroft's excuse?

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Ruthless People @ 88:

Why would Obama go on FOX to get questions like this from Chris Wallace:

"Senator Obama, do you still keep in touch with Osama bin Laden, yes or no?"

now that's funny RP...

kravitz's picture

Jon's just now catching on to this?

peaceper's picture

Chris Matthews... a dumb fuck. "What's it like being a black kid with a white mom?" Wow! That's our media? I'm gonna say it, Chris Matthews is a big fat bigoted idiot. I wonder how many times he's used racial and ethnic slurs off camera.

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Otay @ 89:

Of course Tweety would fall for that devastating policy question: "When did you have your last cigarette?" Brilliant, I tell you!

Fair question. Obama is making his attempt to quit smoking a campaign item, which I think is awesome. Not the shameless plug to donate your savings from quitting to his campaign, but the attempt to get others that want to quit onboard.

Matthews was merely giving Obama the opportunity to talk about it.

Quit Smoking With Obama

Do you some of you guys even read the websites of the candidates you're going to blindly vote for?

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Chris Wallace doing the Obama watch clock reminded me of Stephen Colbert "reminding" everyone about how many days the US embassy hostages have been in Iran. (10,000+ now?) Talk about life imitating art: pathetic cable newscaster life imitating ironic comic art.

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dennis @ 95:

Otay @ 89:

Of course Tweety would fall for that devastating policy question: "When did you have your last cigarette?" Brilliant, I tell you!

Fair question. Obama is making his attempt to quit smoking a campaign item, which I think is awesome. Not the shameless plug to donate your savings from quitting to his campaign, but the attempt to get others that want to quit onboard.

Matthews was merely giving Obama the opportunity to talk about it.

Quit Smoking With Obama

Do you some of you guys even read the websites of the candidates you're going to blindly vote for?

Of all the questions that could be asked of a candidate, whether he smokes rates among the top. /sarcasm

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That's why I love Obama. He thinks on his feet: so smooth: like BUTTA.

Matthews is a dweeb. Snore.

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Dennis at 95

I respectfully disagree!! What is it with you Americans (meant to be snarky): there are TWO AMERICAN WARS going on, you're torturing people, and the world economy is set to come crashing down because of you. There are more important things to talk about, but why bother, when Americans only want fluff.

Edwin Hussein (a boo$h booer)'s picture

"Caving" to FOX is like paying the ransom: the terra-iss win. Obama shoud NEVER go on there.

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Biggus Diggus @ 70:

One great thing about Obama is his dignity. He never sinks to the common low as Hillary and Bill have. I hope he never goes on Fox and just continues to make them look like spoiled children.

Absolutely agree.

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Edwin Hussein (a boo$h booer) @ 99:

Dennis at 95

I respectfully disagree!! What is it with you Americans (meant to be snarky): there are TWO AMERICAN WARS going on, you're torturing people, and the world economy is set to come crashing down because of you. There are more important things to talk about, but why bother, when Americans only want fluff.

Tobacco deaths and illnesses are a huge problem too, Edwin. Sorry if you feel we Americans and our commentators don't talk about Iraq and the economy 24/7. There are plenty of TV stations and websites that do though, if that's what you want. Don't blame me and don't blame Chris Matthews for that, though.

And Obama is smart not to go on Fox right now. It doesn't behoove him to do it in the primary season- more downside among the nutroots than upside with moderates. He will need to in the general, though. And he will. He'ss a lot smarter and savvier than John Kerry, who didn't go on Fox and lost.

I've saved this thread to disk so I'll be able to check back here after his first Fox appearance and see who's just saying whatever comes to mind and who has the true conviction. I know I won't have to worry about you though, right?

Bob's picture

I would like to see Obama do an interview with Fox News. Maybe then he can answer some of these stupid questions people have once and for all

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Bob @ 103:

I would like to see Obama do an interview with Fox News. Maybe then he can answer some of these stupid questions people have once and for all

Like Shatner on SNL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihsSmJNsDX8
(Sorry, it's the best I can do, the real one gets getting yanked off youtube every time it's posted. Wonder if this one will be too.)

Otay's picture

dennis @ 102:

Edwin Hussein (a boo$h booer) @ 99:

Dennis at 95

I respectfully disagree!! What is it with you Americans (meant to be snarky): there are TWO AMERICAN WARS going on, you're torturing people, and the world economy is set to come crashing down because of you. There are more important things to talk about, but why bother, when Americans only want fluff.

Tobacco deaths and illnesses are a huge problem too, Edwin. Sorry if you feel we Americans and our commentators don't talk about Iraq and the economy 24/7. There are plenty of TV stations and websites that do though, if that's what you want. Don't blame me and don't blame Chris Matthews for that, though.

Just blame Obama's failure to quit smoking for the deaths of Americans. And if he lies about his smoking, even better; grab the smelling salts and run to the fainting chair.

When can we expect more Republi-tard questions like:

What is your favorite color?
Where did you get your hair cut?
Are you fun to have a beer with?

Brad's picture

This reeks of racism. It reminds me of the "Jihad Watch" website that was launched in the weeks after 9/11. It started a list of ALL the Arab sounding names of professors in the US it claimed support terrorism and encouraged students to rat on these professors. It's ludicrous and despicable at best.

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Otay@102

I DIDN'T blame Obama's failure to quit smoking for the deaths of Americans. WTF in f'ing wrong with you? I said right there I think his trying to quit and asking smokers to join him in trying to quit is awesome. An influential guy like him could do a lot to raise awareness- especially with younger people, save lives and save untold millions in medical expenses. I din't say anything about his lying about it.

I just don't think Matthews asking him that was a stupid question. And if you think it was, then you should be as equally vocal when the numbnuts who post here act as if McCain's previous bout with melanoma means his cancer has spread to his brain because of a slip of the tongue recently.

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dennis @ 107:

Otay@102

I DIDN'T blame Obama's failure to quit smoking for the deaths of Americans. WTF in f'ing wrong with you? I said right there I think his trying to quit and asking smokers to join him in trying to quit is awesome. An influential guy like him could do a lot to raise awareness- especially with younger people, save lives and save untold millions in medical expenses. I din't say anything about his lying about it.

I just don't think Matthews asking him that was a stupid question. And if you think it was, then you should be as equally vocal when the numbnuts who post here act as if McCain's previous bout with melanoma means his cancer has spread to his brain because of a slip of the tongue recently.

Then why not ask Obama what he thinks ABOUT smoking? Let him tell people how stupid it is to start. But asking him if he is smoking is just. a. plain. stupid. question.

And several numb-headed journalists HAVE accused him of lying about his smoking, saying that they smelled it on him, and then jumped to the conclusion that he will lie about anything. Republi-tards are pathetic, brain-damaged fools.

And McCain doesn't need melanoma to make him addle-headed. He could be senile. Who knows.

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Otay-

How the hell should I know why Chris didn't phrase the question in another way? I'm not his f'ing representative. But a big part of me agrees that whether or not he is smoking is not a big issue in this election and he should mind his own business knowing it is extremely hard to quit- I believe Matthew is a recovering alcoholic but I don't know that as fact, just that one time he said on Morning Joe that he hadn't had a drink in so many years- who knows, maybe he felt a kinship in that regard to him. The other part of me thinks it was a perfectly fine and pertinent question to ask since, like I posted for you, Obama had made his smoking a campaign item on his website, and maybe Matthews wanted him to expound.

As to the journalists who think he's lying about it and concluding that he will lie about anything- I'm not sure they are all Republicans, but I agree with you there. What he tells them shouldn't be an issue, whether he sneals a smoke here or there is not a big deal to me.

Do you really think McCain is senile, or in early-onset Alzheimers? Or is it just fun to come on here and say it? And don't get defensive about the journalists and whether or not Obama is smoking. It's just to balance out the claims the left will be screaming about concerning McCain's health.

Brain cancer or lung cancer--- we report- you decide. Right here, fair and balanced.

Otay's picture

Dennis,

I don't know if McCain's dunder-headedness and mental flip-flops are caused by senility, Alzheimers, or just mental instability.

viv's picture

BARACK flattened already flat face of tweety the ugly. well done barack, i wasnt expecting such a sharp funny comment. i lolled out louder.

mm's picture

Obama Watch is needed, he will continue the mediocrity of the president's office when he is elected, stupid, naive white liberals, misguided or perhaps racist blacks will continue to support this half breed shuck and jiver. The Oprah tells you to vote for him and you do. This high yellow chump isn't gonna do anything Bush hasn't done, except rip us all off in different ways, he is still crooked. Then again, you won't know it's happening since you get your information from shitheads like Stewart or Colbert, the Rush Limbaugh's of the left working you stupid left wing uppity white trash for advertisement revenue on their shows. Sure Fox news is low brow, but you think getting your political news from MSNBC(wasn't this Don Imus country?) or the Comedy Channel really places your opinion on a higher level than a Fox viewer-guess what? You are just as stupid as the average Fox viewer.

Rich Sketch's picture

lol what a nice come back by Obama on the hardball show.

Mark's picture

The reason Obama hasn't gone on Fox is because of all the bashing they have done. I doubt I need to explain them all here but saying he sounds like HITLER (and putting HITLER) on the screen in huge letters was a highlight. And saying Chairman Mao could only wish for a following like his. Fox News is not news in any sense.

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mm @ 112:

Obama Watch is needed, he will continue the mediocrity of the president's office when he is elected, stupid, naive white liberals, misguided or perhaps racist blacks will continue to support this half breed shuck and jiver.

I guess the irony of what you wrote escapes you.

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Jake's picture

Jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s @ 3:

I'd like to see the Fox News guy sit in the chair opposite John Stewart of Colbert.

Chris Wallace has been on The Daily Show. Pay attention.

-Jake

nikolai's picture

Wallace, it's called a SNUB; NO ONE cares about your asinine "Obama Watch", you little coattail D*UCHEBAG

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Dr. Hussein Matt @ 47

"Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic."
-Brother-Captain Gabriel Angelos, Blood Ravens 3rd Company

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Ruth @ 7

I knew I wasn't the only one who got a Hal Turner passive-aggressive urging-to-assassinate vibe from that.

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