April 14, 2008 02:25 PM
Colbert Report: <i>Senator</i> Chris Matthews in 2010!?!
Stephen tries his very hardest to coax Chris Matthews into announcing his intention to take a run at Arlen Specter's Senate seat in 2010. Perhaps more interestingly, Tweety doesn't seem like he's ruled it out. In fact, he tells Stephen his childhood dream was to be a Senator. Even GOP operative Roger Stone has written about it.
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Although Stone repulses me, it looks like he's got this one correct:
Unfortunately, like Pat Buchanan before him, Chris Matthews has hours and hours of television tape going back 20 years and thousands of words in columns written in the same time period. His Senate bid will die of his own words.
Specter v. Matthews in 2010? Now that would be interesting.
His childhood dream was to be a Senator?
Is Matthews a registered Democrat? I know he worked for Tip O'Neill once but given his man crush on Frederick of Hollywood and Rudy, I just don't see it. Besides, if NBC is stupid enough to give him five million a year, why would he give that up?
Roger Stone has got be one of the creepiest, slimiest rightwing nutjobs to come along in a long time. And, in an ironic twist, he would probably get elected to office before Aquavelva Matthews, being how upside-down our political process has become.
Nice how that fuckwit Matthews perpetuates the phony "Bittergate" nonsense.
Tweety's interview on Colbert was awful-squared. Not sure what was going on, but he had spent his entire show misquoting and mischaracterizing Obama's statements, then seemed like he had taken too many valium by the time he made it on The Report.
Oh well...
wow, that roger stone blog says that matthews is seeking the democratic nomination.
wonder what all the knuckleheads on here will think of that. seems like half the people here mistakenly think matthews is a righty, for some reason. i'm sure it's because they never actually watch his show and just pop in here every once in a while to use the oh-so-clever-and-fresh word "tweety."
yes, let's call our fellow democrats names.
this site is going off the deep end.
Rusty Shackleford @ 1:
Really! Hell, I think I was in Jr High before I knew or cared what a senator was.
The rumors are that Chris might be about to lose his show, so maybe he's trying to overshadow that possibility with this story
At the level this Nation has sunk to, it could happen.
tony @ 6:
Nerd alert!
tony @ 6:
i watch his show.
and he can EASILY be confused with a righty. maybe it is YOU that don't watch his slow trainwreck.
that said... is this a democratic site? i didn't receive that memo~
blind and confused partisanship is so tiresome
Samson- @ 10:
easily confused with a righty? you must be easily confused.
Will Lincoln survive "Gettysburg" remarks?
http://freewayblogger.blogspot.com/2008/04/will-lincoln-survive-gettysbu...
Mr. "Magic Bullet" vs. Slobber Boy.
Lord what a train wreck.
No wonder Colbert wants him to run -- geezus, that's just MADE for comedy.
Tweety, please spare us!
This is OT, but C-Span right now is airing a debate in the House about paper ballots. Rep. Zoe Lofgren has a bill requiring paper ballots. The White House asked the GOP reps to vote it down. I think we should show Lofgren some love.
Oh good grief... check please......JD
I just can't picture Matthews speaking on the floor of the Senate.
Roger Stone? Correct?
That's absurd on its face. On substance Stone is wrong because a library of video from TV appearances has not been a factor in numerous campaigns - most recently Al Franken in MN, whose appearances as a satirist could arguably be considered more difficult to explain.
If that's the case maybe I should run for Senate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqBuuVGCx4k&feature=related
Meh ... too late Chris, If most think like me. I used to like you and your show, then your head blew up and you started to interrupt EVERYONE while they were trying to answer you. If the rest are anything like me by now they can't stand you and your huge Ego.
Matthews running as a democrat? WTF?! No thanks Chris we don't need another Lieber-Hillary Republocrat.
Chris Matthews in the Senate? Now That’s Where We’ll REALLY See Some Old-Time ‘Hardball’
My childhood dream was to be dictator of the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs
chris ran for congress as a democrat.... in either the very late 60's or very early 70's and lost.... he worked for tip oneil... he was a speech writer for the president who probably was the most unlucky and most honest president we have ever had... jimmy carter. chris's brother is a republican congressman. his bent has always been political.... i think he should. he would have to be better than "magic bullet" spector.... (even though it appears the "magic bullet" theory works...the rest doesnt pass the smell test but that one bullet... probably DID hit both men)
MikeD @ 20:
His brother is running as a Rep.
MikeD @ 20:
Ditto!
Please don't give Roger Stone any traffic.
He's as slimy as they get.
The reaction from the electorate would be the same that Tweety has on his face in the photo.
Yuk it up stupid-I wouldn't give you my vote if you ran for dog catcher.
First, he'd only run for Senator if Specter doesn't, which seems likely, because he will run as a Republican. But he won't run as anything but a wanker.
We’re all neo-cons now.” (MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, 4/9/03)
tony @ 11:
yeah, i think chris 'bush should be put on mt rushmore' matthews is easily confused with a righty.
so, i guess we are just going to have to agree to disagree.
ladies and germs, chris 'tweety' matthews:
"[S]ometimes it glimmers with this man, our president, that kind of sunny nobility." [Hardball, 10/24/05]
"Everybody sort of likes the president, except for the real whack-jobs, maybe on the left," adding, "I mean, like him personally." [Hardball, 11/28/05]
there's much, much more...
When I was a little kid I wanted to be either a cowgirl or a hula girl when I grew up. According to Chris I guess I could still follow my dreams.
Samson- @ 31:
so, because he thinks that bush has some sort of redeeming qualities, that makes him a righty? look, i'd never say anything nice about george bush, but there are a lot of people who feel he's got some sort likeability, as far as his personality goes.
you have to look more closely. matthews eviscerates the bush administration on the war constantly, and he went off on mccain's "100 years" comment. he also recently compared obama to lincoln.
people pay way too much attention to matthews' demeanor than to what's coming out of his (admittedly spittle-slick) piehole.
tweety is about as relavant as dried birdshit on a rainy day.
dadams @ 34:
wow, another comic genius. this site's full of them.
if he's irrelevant, why are you talking about him?
dadams @ 34:
Don't hold back-tell us what you Really think!
Tony -
If you like comedians, why not venture over to Sadly, No!
I'll bet you can have some fun over there!
And they're not even talking about Matthews...
Yikes! Tweet's a DROOLER. Well, he'll fit right in, mancrushes and all.
Tweety was very nervous on Colbert--he seemed very anxious and uncomfortable--he never did answer the question as to whether he would run. I wish he would just go away and become his own family's problem--I can't stand him.
If any of us had been the subject of an interview like he gave to the NYT's on Sunday, I would have headed right into the witness protection program. Matthews has no shame and what an ego..I couldn't believe some of the things he said--apparently, he doesn't embarrass easily.
One shudders at the thought. He and Schumer would be involved in a daily contest to see who can get to those cameras first. He will be so busy fawning he won't have time to get any legislation passed. Naw, can't see him getting past a primary.
This is one woman ii PA who would never vote for him. I'm not a glutton for punishment.
tony @ 33:
piehole indeed. a spotlight-obsessed, russert-jealous, access-addicted, corporate lackey with a piehole, cherry.
"He [bush] looks great in a military uniform. He looks great in that cowboy costume he wears when he goes West. We're proud of our President. Americans love having a guy as President, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like Clinton.... Women like a guy who's President. Check it out."
--chris matthews
bwahaha!
this IS matthews idea of astute political observation. although, you are right, he has come out against the iraq war... of course it was going on a couple of years before he, bravely (like sir robin), came out against it. as far as all the other issues that a lefty would discuss... well, all i hear are crickets from chris' show.
Matthews is too dumb to be a Democrat and too bright to be a Republican, so I guess that leaves him between Iraq and a HARDball place.
He'd fit right in to that wretched hive of well-heeled scum and villainy.
Specter vs. Matthews? I assume you're talking primary election, otherwise you'd have two republicans running against each other in a general election. Still given the Holy Joe debacle in CT...
He might have a little trouble if his opponent is a woman whose husband cheated on her. But at least he would know enough not to ask for orange juice or arugula salad.
I would love to put my foot in Matthews slobbering sewage mouth!
Left&Left @ 8:
Exactly!
Mark @ NewsCorpse @ 17:
Al Franken hasn't won.
He's not the nominee yet. Nor is he a Senator.
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motorfingaz @ 48:
We are doomed, Doomed , DOOMED! Although I would like to see a Senator Matthews (R-Pa) debate a Senator Franken (D-Mn).
I'd love to see him run and get the same treatment he has given Hillary. What goes around comes around. I'd love it!
Joe Klein's conscience @ 2:
He is about to be fired in June when his contract is up.. He will no longer be a 5 million dollar man.
I know I complain a lot about the nicknames thrown around on this board, but this is sincere:
Where'd you get "Tweety" from?
Tweety will have my vote as I like in PA. We must oust all Republicans from office.
Ha! (as Tweety would say)
KISSman @ 55:
I think it's from his impossibly yellow-colored hair, which is about the same shade as the cartoon character Tweety Bird.
This guy just makes my skin crawl.
HA!
Can you imagine him on the Senate floor? Yelling and interrupting people constantly. Also might try to kiss Joe Lieberman.
After President George Bush, anything is possible in this wasteland. I wouldn't be surprised if Texas elected an armadillo to the Senate.
It would be poetic justice if his senate bid was shot down by some mush-mouthed media pundit who goes on and on about how he's an 'elitist,' and not a man that 'regular people' like because he can't bowl, and because he tints his hair with Clairol. No regular, blue collar, Joe Lunchbucket from Central City Nebraska would do that.
And then he ends up losing to 'Some southern guy with a f#$king RANCH, that everybody would like to have a beer with.!'
Pechorin @ 60:
It would probably do a better job than John Cornyn...
Pechorin @ 60:
This is true. I thought we'd reached rock bottom in American politics when Jesse Ventura was elected. I never thought the American Electorate would elect somebody that makes Ventura look like Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord.
Brad Rousse @ 54:
His general appearance (feathery yellow hair, somewhat bulbous forehead) and voice.
I could be wrong but I don't see it. As long as I can remember, he's been trashing Democrats with the occasional run ins with tools like Malkin. The repug brand is mud statewide in Pennsylvania as it is in the rest of the north east. Which party does he run as PA for Tweety?
Roger Stone, and the author of this article on Crooks and Liars are extremely naive.
You think that it's just a matter of pulling up old recordings to sink Tweety's election ship?
In case you haven't noticed, we elected a DESERTER... and the Press actually covered his ass when the truth tried to come out. So, I don't see any problem with the media manipulating the simple-minded masses into electing him. They've done it before.
He's a mouth-piece for the elites... that's all the qualifications that he needs. Hell, I don't think the guy even needs to get more VOTES than the other guy... if history is any indication... and I think it is.
He helped them LIE US INTO A WAR, and now, here comes the payoff.
I've never seen Chris 'ManCrush" Matthews so nervous and lost.
Roger Stone is the only guy who cuts thru the bullshit and tells it like it is. I love the way he drives liberals nuts!
He killed the Reform Party, stole the 2000 elelction from Gore and took down Eliot ( black knee socks) Spitzer.
His website stonezone.com is interesting.
Chris Matthews is a punk and Specter ( and Stone) will kick his ass.
Whenever Tweety ends up on The Daily Show or the Colbert Report he winds up looking like a deer in the headlights trying desperately to be in on the joke.
I heard somewhere that some of his staff named him Tweety because the hair dye he uses is the exact color of the cartoon.
I about shot beer through my nose when he didn't deny he'd run last night. The blister on my left foot has a better shot at being elected than him.
Can you imagine him on the Senate floor? He'd have his usual diarrhea of the mouth and then ask everyone what they think of his ideas. Then he'd be all put out that nobody likes him.
Nobody has EVER liked you, Tweety. You just got into the public sphere by giving bjs to the right people. Senator my arse.
If he's the best candidates the democrats can get against Specter they deserve to lose.
When you need a loud mouth, laugh out loud sorta beer drinking buddy for a US Senator, this idiot is your man. Go tweety.
Maybe he will be so busy campaigning, we won't have to see his puss on the screen for awhile.
I'd say the good folks of PA would have to be pretty damned stupid to cast a vote for this idiot, but then ....look at liverwurst up there in CT.
I may be in the minority here, but I like Chris Matthews, especially on his foreign policy views on the Middle East. I know he can be awkward on other things, but it would be nice to have more people in Washington who didn't believe that the Middle East was our "Fortified with U.S. Guns and U.S. backed dictatorial/corrupt regimes" oil oyster.
dadams @ 34:
LMAO!!!
motorfingaz @ 47:
EWWWWWW...don't do that...my might get tweety's cooties...
Hey, I have an idea! Let's elect a bag of shit for President!
Chises neo conship shows on his show............................................
Who'd vote for this schmuck?
I'll be living in PA by then and will work very hard for Chris... ...to lose.
Stone will be the one to swiftboat him.
78 Sneer Says: Who’d vote for this schmuck?
A putz?
Hey that's who were thinking of running in the next gubantorial race against Kay Bailey Hutchinson who's threatening to run for head goober.
JohnMcCainLovesViagra @ 62:
Hey that’s who were thinking of running in the next gubantorial race against Kay Bailey Hutchinson who’s threatening to run for head goober.
Come on...tell me you wouldn't ALL vote for Crazy legs Chris.
Specter Vs. Mathews interesting? I suppose. Train wrecks could be viewed as interesting.
Tweetie has been telling people for months that he wants Specters seat and has even suggested to some that if Specter resigned for health reasons, Rendell would appoint him to serve out the term. Frankly, I think Tweetie is delusional.
I would rather have Spector
pissed off patricia @ 7
Really? Well then, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Matthews.
pinkobait @ 28
ED GOOD! TWEETY BAD!
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