Letterman: Top 10 Surprising Facts about Barack Obama
Barack Obama delivers the top 10 most surprising facts about Barack Obama.
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"Surprising Facts About Barack Obama"
10. My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on “The Hills.”
9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.
8. When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.”
7. Throughout high school, I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”
6. Earlier today I bowled a 39.
5. I have cancelled all my appearances the day the “Sex and the City” movie opens.
4. It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire. (Sorry, that’s a surprising fact about Omaha)
3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John.
2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?
1. I have not slept since October.
This is the second "Top 10" appearance for Senator Obama. The first is here.
Senator Clinton's appearance from last August is here.



How is this newsworthy?
Yeah, no mention of Rev Wright at all.
cv @ 2:
Rev Who?
Are they actually paying these writers for this stuff?
Really?
Slow news day huh?
I Like Pie @ 3:
Hagee.
Oh Obama, I voted for you in PA. I still support you, But Hillary plays mean.
Yeah Dave, Why isn't Chris Matthews or Wolfie Blitzer bringing up Hagee. Could it be they are rich whites guys who stand to pay more taxes if a Democrat wins? And they say Obama is an elitist.
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I like having a light hearted post here after a long week and on a Friday afternoon.
The number one fact is probably not far from true for both he and Hillary. If McCain had to campaign this hard and long, he would probably be all tuckered out.
Tonight on Chris Matthews show he is showing a tape of a speech McCain made today. McCain made a statement that sounds like he is admitting the Iraq invasion was all about oil. He says that if we become energy independent our sons and daughters won't have to be fighting in the middle east again.
Oops, where is Joe and Lindsey to clean up the mess in aisle three?
Ohmigod, humor! This is bad! People might actually...laugh!!!!
Runs off screaming "We need more Rev. Wright nonsense!!!" at the top of his head before slamming into Logic and Reason while struggling to carry Empirical evidence who fell asleep.
He bowled a 39? I'm very bitter about this. As an elitist he should do better.
Pissed off Patricia, I'm watching right now. Listen to that idiot SPIN! WTF! I swear these Repugs are on drugs are are seriously mentally ill.
To paraphrase what John McCain said today:
"I will have an energy policy... that will prevent us from ever having to send our young men and women into conflict in the middle east again."
OMIF
Now will the MSM run with it or let it die. Chris Matthews just brought up Wright again. And don't forget it is Friday, the dump day of the week. McCain will squeak by again.
P.D. @ 12:
Did the DNC run an ad right after McCain was on Tweety?
Captain Bitter Elitist Hussein Kangaroo @ 16:
I dunno. McCain wasn't on, just showed a tape of his speech.
My brain is fried so don't expect many neurons to fire right now.
Pretty pathetic when Fox and Matthews are talking about the same thing. That same thing now being Rev Wright.
Here's No. 11: Hillary Criticizes Even Obama’s Basketball ‘Game’
Now Tweety is talking about Wright again. Christ! Mccain had a major Faux pas, and Tweety is talking about this crap. I cant wait until the primarys are over. These guys have whipped themselves into frenzy.
I need real news. Not this partisan crap. It is kind of sad when I have to look foward to watching C-span because MSM is such crap.
Hey Obama's bowling score impresses me. I tried one time to roll, or whatever you call it, a bowling ball and hit myself in the back of the knee. It hurt like hell and I never rolled a bowling ball again. The places where people bowled at that time smelled like the original air was in the building and had never been exchanged since the place opened.
So if Obama can't bowl, hey that's cool with me.
Regarding fact #9, if only his vote had enabled Kucinich, the only Democrat to advocate for the total and immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq and a single payer health care system in America and the impeachment of Bush and Cheney and a Department of Peace and for the reduction of the military budget and who favored diplomacy over keeping the nuclear option available against Iran and Pakistan, to win the primary in Illinois.
Captain Bitter Elitist Hussein Kangaroo @ 12:
Wooooooo, be afraid, be VERY afraid. Not only is he an elitist, he's.....wait for it.....a LEFT HANDED elitist, and you know what they say about left handed people....wooooo, scary....wooooo be afraid.
Just put them both on the friggin ticket and let it be done. My head can't deal with this anymore. Thank god for my garden or I would be ready for the Asylum.
Have all the cable channels taken an oath that they will mention Rev Wright at least five times every thirty minutes? It would seem so.
The media is driving this Wright story even after most people have gotten off the bus.
Obama is a good sport for doing the bowling thing and going on Letterman.
The traitorou$ mainstream media is becoming successfull at "blackening" Obama.
This nation does not deserve Gore, Kerry or Obama.
It deserves exactly what it got, Bush. Next McCain!
* R. I. P. America 1776 - 2001 *
pissed off patricia @ 25:
Exactly!!
Patricia, look at the people giving us the news. Joe, Tucker, Matthews, O'Liely Beck. They would perfect on a poster with the heading. "Angry White Guy Redux."
P.D. @ 24:
No, how about we put Hillary and McCain on the same ticket? She seems to favor McCain over Obama. She could be McCain's veep or he hers. She and her husband have made statements that were favorable to McCain, so why not join up with him?
“Surprising Facts About Barack Obama”
10. He's actually NOT a Muslim! And never has been!
9. He's not as liberal as Edwards, Dodd, Kucinich or most of his supporters!
8. Not only did he never rape a white woman, but he's been married to the same black woman for years and has two black children!
7. He attended a black church for years without standing up and scolding the preacher during a sermon!
6. Obama's skin is not actually black, but a pleasant shade of mocha!
5. He doesn't watch a lot of television because...he's got a life!
4. Letterman's writers get paid to write vaguely funny things that don't piss off millions of people!
3. ...Like Obama seeking the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John!
2. ...and talking about Paula Abdul!
1. ...and joking about insomnia! --Isn't that a hoot?
Patricia, Your absolutely right. Hillary has no problem trashing Obama but always sucks up to McCain. Scary, no?
P.D. @ 24:
I feel your pain but putting them both on the ticket will only give the Republicans two huge targets in the fall instead of one. Hillary's national negatives remain high, and thanks to her primary campaign and the help of the media, Obama's negatives continue to rise. Despite the delegate numbers the media is continuing to make this a race. If the positions were switched, Obama would have been run out of the primary many weeks ago. Yes, thank god for gardens.
Oh God, now they are talking about Barbara Walters affair. Are we in Oz yet?
motorfingaz @ 26:
You're right about the "blackening" of Obama. Within one minute Matthews tonight used phrases like "on the hood" and "ghetto" in reference to this candidate. Nice job.
P.D. @ 28:
They aren't news people they are people paid to tell us what they think and what they think we should think.
Their job really is to catapult the propaganda. Most of them have become unbearable to watch and listen to because by now we know what they are going to say before they even begin to speak.
Very true Patricia, They are very RICH guys spouting the drivel the corporate masters want them to say. And we all know they LOVE Bush's tax cuts. Now we the little people pay for these wars. They really screwed us good didn't they?
Am I the only one who finds it rather unusual that Obama's recent bad week was not due to his own actions, but that of a former friend and supposed surrogate?
If Obama himself had uttered the same words that Wright mentioned, I would have some serious doubts about the candidate himself. Having read up extensively about the role Wright played in Obama's life and the help he gave Obama as he was rising up through the political ranks, the remarks seem like either the posturing of a narcissist or motivated purely by monetary gain. Perhaps we should be questioning the mental health of the minister rather than lambasting him.
But you won't see me leading the Leave Rev. Wright Alone charge.
pissed off patricia @ 35:
Matthews in particular needs to be watched carefully. The Dem establishment blew just enough smoke up his a** recently to make him think he's likely to get their support in a run to be a Senator from Pennsylvania. This continual blurring of media-politics is really dangerous.
Happily, when I'm at the computer I can't hear or see my tv. So I didn't hear what Chris said about "the hood" and "ghetto". In what context did he use the words? Was he pathetically trying to be clever?
Obama can read so that alone is a great improvement over W
Rico, If Tweety runs for the senate in Pa.( I live there) I will pull my hair out. His brother is a bigwig in the Republican Party. Sigh! Just what we need. Another rich white guy working for us.
Resilent and bouyant? That is what Chris Matthews just said about McCain. Is he going to kiss his butt like he pratically did with Tom Delay?
Comrade Kevin @ 37:
What they are using to keep the pot boiling is how could Obama go to that church for 20 years and yada yada yada?
After 9-11 I had a falling out with a friend, I had had for 15 years, over something she said and that friendship has never been restored. I knew she could sometimes be a little heartless but something she said and did made me realize that deep inside she wasn't the person I thought she was. Maybe deep inside I had an inkling but didn't want to admit it to myself until things became so ugly I had to end the friendship. Things like that can happen in life.
pissed off patricia @ 39:
No, I don't think he was trying to be clever. He was asking whether Obama's opponents had successfully "ghettoized" Obama and made him "one of those guys from the hood." Although pathetic, it happens to be a true observation of what Obama's opponents have successfully done.
It may behoove Obama to work more on his off-the-cuff speaking ability than his comic timing.
Rico @ 44:
Thanks for the explanation. You are right, that is what is trying to happen, at least by the talking heads on tv. I don't know if the voters are buying it. I sure do hope not.
Time for me to begin my weekend.
Have a great weekend everyone and that includes the posters at C&L and the site monitors too.
*Sigh*...more pablum from the MSM, the comedy equivalent of flag pins.
Blue Lensman @ 40:
Obama can speak too! Another improvement.
pissed off patricia @ 46:
How ghettoized can Obama be when he continues to win super delegates [who are former Clinton supporters], plus he won the popular vote, the pledged delegates and the states!?
hey! barack bowled a 39...that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he can be taught! he's already got a leg up on chimpy!
sassafra @ 51:
I bet we could make Chimpy climb a tree in sheer, fear-faced terror just by holding a lit match in front of his face.
Erroll @ 22:
hes good i i like him but hes uelectable i like him but hes unelectable i like him but hes unelectable hes saying what im saying i like him but hes unelectable so im voteing for space to fill in one of the other two unelectables kucinich edwards 08!
well, well, well...guess what's going around???? Obama MIGHT appear on Bill O's show and omfg what will you say THEN???? excuses aplenty I'm sure, I can see them now, you'll praise Obama for going on the Factor but that damn Hillary for going on there!!
Obama supporters remind me of Jim Jones followers....
erick @ 54:
amen!
obama is doomed..
Underwhelming.
easy letterboy, easy.
P.D. @ 8:
Yeah why doesn't MSNBC have a "Special Report" with hagee?
Oh yeah, he's white.
hagee has drawings and shit? No fair.
fuck em, shit, nobody can get 100% of anything (can't prove paternity at 100%.)
There are tons of inds thanks to the no spine 7 years of waddling dems.
Who likes to be walked on? I don't.
What poster called reagan dems, reagan repugs?
That's what I'm talking about! (tyvm)
elitist is letting the taxpayers pay for mcwhispy gas and oil for his prvt. jet.
elitist is getting a hard on (oh no) when around men drinking and it happened to show thru her skirt.
Drinking and Guns.
;)
Don't get mad, hillary has done this.
Abrams is an absolute idiot.
jimbo92107 @ 30:
Thank you. Dunno about having a life, but I don't watch much TV, and I like *your* script better!
Come on Obama. At least find a show with better writers. XD
erick @ 54:
As long as he doesn't say "God bless the rich" then try to spin it into something that sounds equally ridiculous, then I don't care if he goes on there.
Not funny. Top Ten is almost never funny.
pissed off patricia @ 43:
So you had a falling out with a friend over ONE stupid comment/view. Well what if your "friend" had been making equally stupid comments for 20 years. Would you describe this "friend" as your "mentor"? Your "spiritual adviser" would you go to this "friend" for advice about any and all political moves you might make? Well you might, but that would pretty much show you to be a fool. And after 20 years of hearing your "friend" say these incredibly stupid things when somebody just NOW said, look at your "friend" over there, he's really saying some incredibly stupid things ain't he? would you suddenly become "outraged" at the things you'd listened to for 20 years? Because it's politically expedient? They call that being a coward and a panderer. I don't want a pandering, coward of a fool in the White House thank you very much.
This website has become LAME.
hahahahaha
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I haven't been sleeping either!
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