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By Logan Murphy Friday May 30, 2008 4:00pm
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President Bush trades a little testosterone with cadets at the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony in Colorado.
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Dang I think I just swallowed my partial plate.
Dont ask, dont tell.
So glad the preznit gave up golf and has stopped acting goofy in respect for the troops.
when rove pulls his own "scotty", it's a done deal, america gets a new lease...
Still the alpha-male chimp.
I actually felt pretty sorry for him that day. That was the day that Porky McClellan's book came out. He seemed pretty distracted during the speech, and now we know why.
What a shame the drug using weasel couldn't have finished his tour with the National Guard. Bigger shame that nobody seems to want to call him on his desertion.
This 1/2 witt is such an embarrassment, will this evr end?
Bush: "I'm acting like a fucking 5-year-old! Fuck Yeah!"
"I'm Unstoppable!!"
"President Asshole"
Ook! Ook! Me still alpha! You beta! You submit or I throw this shit! Ook! Ook!
chimpy is a silly showboat asshole. What he do to the women who graduated?
Caption: Look out here come wmd.
Go Obama!
Go USA!
"Bringing honor and dignity back to the Presidency, indeed..."
#1 and #2: "Frot's Hot!"
#3: Now you know why they call me Chimp.
ckerst @ 6:
That was the first time that I've ever seen the President give an address to a graduating military academy class, and only get a tepid response from the audience. It was particularly sad when he said "as a former Air Force fighter pilot, I..." and only got a few polite applause of solidarity. I don't think anybody in the Air Force academy wanted to be reminded of that.
He's come close but has never looked this monkey-like in seven and a half years. Bravo, Mr. President.
I am a Banana @ 10:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA. I can't stop laughing. Dude, I was eating an apple, and I almost choked. Thanks.
Chimpy!
Photo #3 proves DEVO's greatest fear: de-evolution is possible!
Are we not men?
He's a shame to the human race.
Swordfight!!!
Oops, uh, eh, eh, almost hurled that time... juss gotta hol' on a coupla more minutes and ah kin pass out.
Bumping uglies.
GWB.
What an embarrassment. This is what happens when lazy people let stupid people rule.
Monkey see, monkey do.
In the Clean and Jerk competition, Bush lifted the weight of the world... and dropped it.
lol, why is he so "down with the clique" didn't he dip out of ever serving for our country himself?
"Ah prafer mah sailor boys, but 'inny port inna storm' ah allas say."
Shrunken testicle therapy
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
Touchdown! Haliburton!
Bush caught Teh Manly Baboon.
"Emission Accomplished!"
stop picking on bush
what do any of you have to say about billary's charade that keeps ensuring the party loses in november?
bush is irrelevant right now
billary are doing their best to make sure mcain gets to continue his policies until she gets to ascend to the throne in 4 years
The best quote from that day actually came from chimpy himself.
"The only way America will lose the war on terror is if it defeats itself."
WTF does that even mean?
My God.. WTF
I don't even make a retarded face that bad when I am goofing around with my kids...
Give me some of that meat Sugar Punk.
VFW @ 32:
As long as he's in power he's relevant, you bufoon.
Peter G @ 20:
I'm your wingman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU
VFW @ 32:
... obviously reading and comprehension is not your forte, as the title of this thread seems to have passed over your head at supersonic speeds...
Radian @ 31:
I like that one. LOL
bradda @ 33:
A self-defeatist attitude.
caption? simple: you're doing it wrong
See now, Queen Elizabeth II could learn deportment lessons from the CIC... Then she could sit down and have a beer with the Merkin folk...
Nauseating...
Peter G @ 20:
LOL
daggers
;-}
Yep, Georgie likes to go belly-to-belly with other men. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
rduke @ 38:
I wasn't sure if anyone would get that one.
bradda @ 33:
He is just trying to emulate another "war president" (FDR), except that his feeble little mind failed miserably.
Anyhow, if he did indeed get a tepid welcome/response at the AF Academy he is really in trouble. Air Force is the most indoctrinated of the branches of the army, they don't drink the cool aid... they swim in it.
Peter G @ 22:
LOL
;-}
Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein Whitenbitter Assassininen Wrightly Punitively Zebraphilic "Don't truncate me, bro!" @ 44:
Penknives?
Peter G @ 46:
It is a perfect fit...
hold on flyboy its not in yet!
The Chimperor.
the last photo with puckered lips........
when did larry craig pull out?
Some one get this buffoon away from me I'm a graduate of the Air Academy not a drunken frat boy.
Me and my buddy were doing the belly bump much of last night.
At this point I should mention that we were both
intoxicateddrunkhammeredsloshed.Also, my buddy was making the same facial expression as Bush during the third pic during that time.
Peter G @ 40:
yeah, he's got spunk
Aim High, indeed.
Dumbya is a huge embarassment to America. This picture shows again that his behavior matches that of a first year frat boy. How did this piece of crap get elected twice? Answer: I don't think he did.
tyree @ 51:
Hmmm were almost out of lube...
I bet the Persians have some...
uga uga boo boo boo. chirp chirp internetssssss. weeeeee
Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein Whitenbitter Assassininen Wrightly Punitively Zebraphilic "Don't truncate me, bro!" @ 56:
He can't wait to get out of office so he can grow a "flavor saver" again...
http://www.geocities.com/ceriason2000/Bush_Morph3.gif
Well, since Jeff Gannon (or Guck-guck-guckert) left the press corps, I have to get my man love somehow.
It's not funny, I just want this nightmare to end.
BTL @ 2:
ROTFLMAO
I guess the "presidential" lessons didn't take, did they?
"Yeah I love the Air Force, like Johnny McCain says, you never see the faces of the brown folk you killin. Go Empire!"
"I survived the second Bush administration, and all I could afford was this tee shirt."
hehehe, smell that one?
HOOAH !
How presidential.
Good grief...you have got to be @#$%^&* kidding me!
Next time, could we please have a President who behaves like a mature adult in keeping with the dignity of his office most of the time instead of like a cocksure and narcissistic frat boy?
Not very presidential.
But when was he ever that?
"Is that a flag pin, or are you just happy to see me?"
An offer of proof that evolution has yet to occur.
ooh ohh ooooh AH AHHHHAAHHA AAAAAAAAH AAAH AHHHHH (thumps chest, grooms partner....)
R. U. N. Yet?
R. U. N. Yet?
R. U. N. Yet?
Ya'll be funnneeeeee!! Too many lols n haha's ta count here. Thanks!
;-}
What a sad little man.
I actually thought it was pretty funny. Im still surprised a cadet even had the balls to ask if he would.
A whole new meaning to the term "Bumping
UgliesUGLY""Hey big boy, come show the 'commander guy' what you're made of. Hooah! Just between us big boy, that wasn't a pickle in my pocket. Why don't you come up and see me sometime in the 'oral office', big boy. Try to wear a beret."
Peter G @ 49:
Needlepoint-off
;-}
how dare he bruise the presidents nuts!
rduke @ 61:
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the excitement of first contact
full frontal frottage
post-release monkey-facing
exchanging chestickles
Got Wide Stance?
Brave Air Force Academy Grad Risks Exposure to Moron Infection
I'm out
;-}
"Ancient Anthropoid Mating Ritual Caught on Tape"
He could well be insane.
Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein Whitenbitter Assassininen Wrightly Punitively Zebraphilic "Don't truncate me, bro!" @ 90:
What, no last word, freak? ;D
3rd picture down.
"pwaaar thats it, all the way in"
A bigger idiot hath not walked the earth
1. hulk smash!
2. muskrat love
3. bedtime for bonzo
Yes, with more than a hint of rain in the air, the ceremony may well turn wet, but, in strict accordance to army rules, the humping will definitely stay dry.
The fact that a life long stoner-drunk could become president indicates that we've lost our democracy. Could a democrat ever be elected with just one of the many flaws displayed by this moron? Of course not, and there's nothing funny about it.
"Dont'cha see? I'm the first full-contact 'Murkin Prezzdint! Turrists can't touch that! Democracy! Dang!"
Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein Whitenbitter Assassininen Wrightly Punitively Zebraphilic "Don't truncate me, bro!" @ 87:
You are hilarious.
Bush is initiating him into Skull and Boners
Bush just LOOOOOOOVES to rub up against other men, eh? Must be a Repugnantcan thing.
Whoopee! We're all gonna die!
P.K. McBurroughs @ 97:
Uhhhhh...better go ahead and change that to "Air Force."
Lots of man'-lovin'.
From the BBC tv show "Have I got news for you". Brilliant answer from Paul Merton.
"That's the last time I magnitize my trouser zip..."
Hahaha!!!
Looks like when they went to bump bellies, the cadet's knee got Bush right in his shriveled "Little W". lol
No caption, but a comment
It's at times like these that I'm really grateful that I don't have any emotional investment in the dignity of the presidency.
The third picture.
Daffy, is that you?
Booooooooooh Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah! After this let's go get a few beers and lines - We done run out of shit at the frat house...
What an embarrassing fuckwad!
lilysmom @ 100:
It's so secret, I can't talk about it. lol
As Mike Ruppert is fond of saying,
"When you continue to win in a rigged game, you get stupid."
The past eight years has been a continuous illustration of the truth of those words, and a grim reminder that we all bear a heavy price for letting stupid win at this rigged game for so long.
That's more action than Dubya ever faced during Vietnam.
"HA! Let's see Hugo Chavez out-stupid me NOW."
Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein Whitenbitter Assassininen Wrightly Punitively Zebraphilic "Don't truncate me, bro!" @ 82:
We're almost getting tacky.
mudshark @ 108:
Yooouuu're dethpicable!
BTW,
FUthanks for that little note in my in-box. Every cloud has a silver lining. Maybe Laimbeer will be swiped from the Lady Pistons for our return to glory.A Moron and Embarassment to every American. When will this end?
Thank God the adults are in charge.
This isn't snark - has this guy totally lost his mind?
Eternal Flame – The Bangles
Close your eyes,
Give me your hand, darlin'.
Do you feel my heart beatin'.
Do you understand,
Do you feel the same?
Or am I only dreaming.
Is this burnin' an eternal flame?
Say my name,
Sun shines trough the rain
Of all life so lonely
And come and ease the pain
I don't wanna lose this feeling!
Andy K Jong Il @ 115:
: )
With over 250 graduates to go, President Bush begins to have second thoughts about his plan to replace the G.I. Bill with personalized belly-bucking.
Look, maybe W just likes (Playing with the Boys)wink,wink,nod,nod.
The only thing missing from the Gay Top Gun video.Jeff Gannon,and Larry Craig all oiled up.
Proof that Darwin was right but also wrong
The species didn't evolve all that well.
First I beat you guys down with my manly chest, then I go root up your truffles.
-thats about the gayest thing I've ever seen- wow..just wow
This says it all!
"Commander-in-Thief yuks it up with his own personal cannon-fodder"
tool.
Don't ask.
Don't tell.
And don't lead with the knee.
I'm da man! I'm da MAN! Damn, I'm winded!
Egads... that's not only weird, it's somewhat disgusting. I guess it must be an inside military thing that they do body-slams and pucker their lips to show how good it felt. Very weird...
It's the chest bump dry hump total chump acting pumped as he jumps but he's really in in a slump as he takes another dump on any sense of decorum.
LOL, what would have finished that set off nicely would have been the cadet punching Dictator Bush square in the jaw. Now THAT would be entertainment.
JJ
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The Bush Legacy Revealed: Vertical Twister.
Still a frat boy at heart.
Caption should be:
New Tribe of Primitives Discovered
Professor Hussein Falken @ 137:
Actually, that tribe is more evolved than Bush and HIS tribe.
"My GOD! My nipples haven't been this hard since the Harvard/Yale game! And this time I'm not even wearing my lucky garters!"
I just feel sorry for that dumb sunofabitch!
Is that some kind of mating dance?
I keep telling people, we are beasts. Strip away the thin veneer of civilzation we wear and we are savages, a herd, wild beasts.
Pericles @ 15:
They may also have been rather tepid because my understanding is he was in the air national guard. Ignoring that he didn't even show up half the time, I don't think they have the same status as the "real" air force.
There's no way to parody this man anymore...just stand back and remember this man is still the POTUS.
VFW @ 33:
Thing is most of us like to stay on topic. I -- and I think most people in this group -- spend plenty of time trying to reason with the minority that still are deluded enough to believe Senator Clinton has a chance. Laughing at Chimpy is a way to let off some steam and stay sane.
TC @ 143:
This is sad but terribly true. It's like telling fart jokes when you're 30.
How about this, in a thought balloon:
"I can't believe these assholes have let me get away with this -- for eight years! And now these chicken-shits are gonna watch me walk. They deserved everything I gave 'em. Turdblossum and Dick were right -- fuck them, and their Constitution."
rduke @ 38:
Fer sure. Swordfight. Part of the male psyche: love of yoo-hoos.
Liar, cheater, traitor, thief...AWOL
Is it just me? Or is this eerily reminiscent of Abraham Lincoln's West Point Grab-Ass of 1864?
what a horror story he is
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