Stephen Colbert Re-writes The Pledge Of Allegiance For The Confederacy

Like the Sons of Confederate Veterans, Stephen thinks it's unfair that the Confederate flag has to sit behind the American flag on "the flag bus." To

Like the Sons of Confederate Veterans, Stephen thinks it's unfair that the Confederate flag has to sit behind the American flag on "the flag bus." To fight this prejudice against southern heritage, Stephen brings the Pledge of Allegiance into Confederacy-approved compliance.

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"I pledge allegiance to a couple of flags of the United-slash-Confederate States of America, and to the Republic for which they stand (or stand against), one Nation (until further notice), indivisible (for the time being), with liberty and justice for all (or y'all)."


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