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Executive Producer of The Professional Left Podcast. On staff at Crooks and Liars since 2007. Master's degree from Harvard. Happy wife of Driftglass. Mother of three geniuses. Obsessive knitter. Blogs at http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com. .
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constituent's picture

good for him 72yo....oldest (R) presidential nominee

ldzppln's picture

One daily aspirin missed and Sarah Palin (who?) could be Commander in Chief.

♠♠...Bangkok Bob...♠♠'s picture

LOL, I'm 71 but I would never have a cake with more than one candle on it.

pretty funny though

earl's picture

...he told Jim Lehrer in 2000 he would be too old to run in 2008.

Geraldo's picture

My Palin theory is that he already knows he's going to lose and decided he might as well enjoy the ride until then.

So he picked someone he'd like to bury his Hanoi to the Hilt in.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Trittydi's picture

Don't light that many candles unless the fire department is already on their way.
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sassafra's picture

happy b'day mccain and hoover dam! (same year might as well get 'em out of the way at the same time)

John Doheny's picture

It's not John McCain's fault that is birthday falls on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina's landfall. But I will never, ever forgive him for yukking it up with President Chucklenutz over birthday cake while my city drowned.

For this and a hundred other reasons, he is an asshole of epic proportions.

Trittydi's picture

earl @ 4:

...he told Jim Lehrer in 2000 he would be too old to run in 2008.

This is an ad the Dems could run.
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Trittydi's picture

Geraldo @ 5:

My Palin theory is that he already knows he's going to lose and decided he might as well enjoy the ride until then.

So he picked someone he'd like to bury his Hanoi to the Hilt in.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

In the headline photo Huffpost was running - McCain was clearly checking out her jugs.
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Lilybelle's picture
Radically Moderate's picture

sassafra @ 7:

happy b'day mccain and hoover dam! (same year might as well get 'em out of the way at the same time)

Holy Crap! I had no idea that Hoover Dam was that old! ;-)

liberAL's picture

The repug talking heads already have their talking points down pat. Obama and Biden don't have as much experience as Palin; they have never held an executive office such as mayor or governor. Obama and Biden only know federal stuff. And they have never given birth to five children. That is most important. Do these repub fools actually think we are that stupid? Answered my own question.

Ruthless People's picture

George Costanza discovers McCain's birthday cake in the kitchen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvMd-pjSMc&feature=related

Doggiebobo's picture

Announcer: "Happy 72nd Birthday John."

McCain: "But, but, but...I can't be that old surely.

Announcer: "Yes, it's true, and stop call me Shirley."

Bobdog's picture

Sarah Palin: Harriet Miers part II?

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Hey, it's Michael Jackson's birthday today as well....the big 5-0!

G C's picture

I originally thought the Palin pick was the most cynical, short-sighted thing I'd ever seen a presidential or potential president do -- but then I realized that for John McCain, craps addict, picking a VP is just another opportunity to roll the dice.

Ruthless People's picture

Ruthless People @ 14:

George Costanza discovers McCain's birthday cake in the kitchen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvMd-pjSMc&feature=related

...and he knocks John McCain down trying to get out!

idleuser's picture

Lilybelle @ 11:

This one is much funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euu_DMhsXQo&eurl=http://www.crooksandliars.com/

Thanks! this made my day at work haha.

SPiHC's picture

Sarah Palin isnt Hillary Clinton.

Simple and plain, the two couldn't be more different on the issues that matter most to women.

Learn the difference, vote smart.

Martin's picture

Silly old pander bear!

SatanHimself's picture

Love the PSA's stuff. They're genuinely funny, and just the right amount of mean. Anybody know who they are?

constituent's picture

this is a social/cultural pick that is NOT going to hold up.
i personally can't imagine her knowing anything about
georgia,pakistan,iran,tajikistan,turkmenistan....sunni,shia
this has nothing to do with her gender to me. there is NO way she is ready to be president.
i give her credit though if she can raise 4 children while being v.p. of the united states that's something that many
i believe would find more than challenging.

eric's picture

Sarah Palin is being used as a token.

Orangutan.'s picture

earl @ 4:

...he told Jim Lehrer in 2000 he would be too old to run in 2008.

Here's the video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt3Vk4AJwN4

♠♠...Bangkok Bob...♠♠'s picture

sassafra @ 7:

happy b'day mccain and hoover dam! (same year might as well get 'em out of the way at the same time)

And the Golden Gate Bridge

Doggiebobo's picture

Eric@25: "I'll see your token and raise you a pawn."

Norse's picture

Oh,

my poor belly

Ruthless People's picture

Time again for The Onion Belt story http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW5Eqycf4d4

BT's picture

I think age has a lot to do with the Palin pick.

McCain heard he was doing well in the polls. He got to feelin' mighty confident. So he sent a letter by Pony Express to the Yukon. Palin flew down to meet him in Dayton. And he announced her candidacy at a time when Barack Obama had swung ten points in the Gallup Poll.

And now everyone was wonder: What were you thinking?

Well... he thought he was winning... that's what he thought.

That's why we need a President who knows how to use the internet. He wouldn't have so much misplaced confidence.

earl's picture

Orangutan. @ 26:

earl @ 4:

...he told Jim Lehrer in 2000 he would be too old to run in 2008.

Here's the video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt3Vk4AJwN4

Amnesia ?/ Lying ? / Too stupid and arrogant to remember?
take yer pick Maverick.

P.D.'s picture

Great! He's in his seventies and picked inexperienced pro-life, pro-oil, pro-drilling flunky as his VP. Unbelievable.

Joe O.'s picture

24 constituent Says:

"this is a social/cultural pick that is NOT going to hold up.
i personally can’t imagine her knowing anything about
georgia,pakistan,iran,tajikistan,turkmenistan….sunni,shia
this has nothing to do with her gender to me. there is NO way she is ready to be president.
i give her credit though if she can raise 4 children while being v.p. of the united states that’s something that many
i believe would find more than challenging."

I agree. Palin's gender is not the issue and from my point of view it never will be. What gets me is that Palin brings absolutely nothing to the McCain campaign when it comes to experience and yet it is very likely that due to McCain's advanced age that she may have to assume the role of President of the United States someday. I think McCain would have been wiser to select a VP that could easily fill in if he becomes incapable of carrying out his duties.

1e47Kansaskowboy's picture

How about the photo of John McCain and Bush with a birthday cake last year during the Katrina disaster and the caption reads Happy Birthday John McCain Let's eat cake.

Doggiebobo's picture

Joe O@35: The good news, Sarah P. has raised 4 children, and changed a lot
of diapers, so am sure she can easily become experienced in changing McLame's Depends a couple of times each day.

Ivan's picture

I find it offensive that McCain is using Palin as some interchangeable woman who can fill the Hillary supporters' vote. Pretty damn offensive to woman if ya ask me... Like, "hey, you can vote for this (random/miscellanous) chick!"..... I don't think the GOP will be having it.

To quote Palin: "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"

Lisact's picture

As a woman who voted for Hillary I find it incredibly insulting that they think this will take our vote from Obama! She's just a younger, female version of the same.

Jack Damage's picture

OK, I'll play... Happy birthday Mr. John McCain...mister self proclaimed 'war hero', (yea, got that meme... reads like comedy). Hope yer havin a fine time of it old man... Are yas happy? Didja get all the presents ya wanted? Didja blow out all those candles and shit??? Goood.. Now go home.. No really, go the fuck home!! GET!! And don't let the door hit yas in the ass on the way out.. And don't come back!!! EVER!!!! Fucking asshole!!!! Gee did I put too fine a point on it??? heheh JD

Radically Moderate's picture

P.D. @ 34:

Great! He's in his seventies and picked inexperienced pro-life, pro-oil, pro-drilling flunky as his VP. Unbelievable.

What does he care about OUR future, he will not be around to see or care that the great American dream wil be the exclusive domain of the 2%.
The bane of OUR democracy is the trickle down economics championed by McCain, the Bush Cartel, and the Repug Party.
With one voice we should be repeating what John Kennedy said: "a rising tide lifts all boats", but in a trickle down economy, that rising tide lifts only THEIR boats!

P.D.'s picture

Doggiebobo@37, LOL. But seriously. If you listen to MSM, the Repugs are rejoicing. But on the web, they are severly pissed of. Romney is furious, so is Pawenty. I have a feeling the Repug Convention will be interesting.

BillD's picture

Repubs could care less WHO Sarah Palin is or what her record is....She is a Republican. The Republicans will win the elections by hook or by crook. They've done it before and thet will do it again. They could care less about something as trivial as "qualifications". Tax breaks for the rich......

Sarah's picture

WHAT'S UP WITH CINDY MCCAIN????

While watching Palin give her speech on MSNBC I noticed that when Cindy McCain rose to applaud, both arms were unadorned. Moments later she has a cast on. What's up with that? Is she trying to garner the coveted carpal tunnel vote?

Did anyone else notice this?

Could someone post the video?

Doggiebobo's picture

P.D.@42: Precisely the reason I scraped my cable TV, as more should do, and
don't watch the 24 hour "liberal"(ha-ha) main stream media political pundits and
entertainers who have no objectivity as to reality, but only to their Masters(BIG
Business). Sure am happy that we have the Internet available for facts/truth
and not the BS spouted by the MSM.

Lisact's picture

I just saw the video, does it remind anyone else of a Nazi rally?

Jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s's picture

Looks like he picked up a 'pretty little thing' for his 72nd. I hope I'm that virile when (and if) I get to his age. Good job, John!

Doggiebobo's picture

BillD@43: Hey, don't be soooo pestimistic. Repugs time is past and come Nov.
they will be in the shit-can.

Thomas Stone's picture

McCain just handed the election to Obama.

If the Democrats manage to either lose the presidency in November or let the Republicans steal it, they will have no one to blame but themselves.

Sean-B's picture

The bottom line over at NRO's The Corner: Palin is somebody you could have a beer with. Talk about more of the same...

Doggiebobo's picture

Sean-B@50: If Sarah is not available for a beer, then put on your over-alls and
go join her husband at BP and do some other fun things like drilling, drilling, and
more drilling.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Happy Birthday, John. You don't look a day over 71.

"I heard you were dead...ya look good." I love that line from MIB II.

ysbaddaden's picture

Maybe mcgramps can get Sarah Palin to give him his birthday spankings

Hopefully his Depends won't be full at the time.

BigIslandDave's picture

♠♠...Bangkok Bob...♠♠ @ 28:

sassafra @ 7:

happy b'day mccain and hoover dam! (same year might as well get 'em out of the way at the same time)

And the Golden Gate Bridge

The Golden Gate Bridge opened in 1937 -- the same year Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men" was published.

Oh, and happy b-day, McGramps! I got you a shuffleboard set and a package of denture adhesive!

constituent's picture

mccain:
calendar age 72
biological age 78

BigIslandDave's picture

Sarah @ 44:

WHAT'S UP WITH CINDY MCCAIN????

While watching Palin give her speech on MSNBC I noticed that when Cindy McCain rose to applaud, both arms were unadorned. Moments later she has a cast on. What's up with that? Is she trying to garner the coveted carpal tunnel vote?

Did anyone else notice this?

Could someone post the video?

The phrase "spousal abuse" -- as in an angry twist of the arm -- darkly comes to the farthest reaches of the mind.

I'd like to think not, of course ... but it IS hot-tempered, hair-trigger McSame we're talking about ...

P.D.'s picture

Do you think Romney's head exploded when McCain made his pick? Remember, he sunk a bunch of dough into his campaign.

RancidVenison's picture

BP for VP?

Angellight's picture

McCain's pick of Palin, a woman with very little executive experience, a woman who has approved a 26 billion dollar oil pipeline to Canada instead of the United States shows that McCain's decision was made from an adlolescent place of "I'll show you mentallity" instead of one of wisdom and judgment and will be a disaster because this is not a game but serious, deadly business! Maybe McCain really is senile and confused and incapable of making sound judgments. This woman will be a heartbeat away from being in charge of the highest office in the land. If she was Qualified, that would be different but she is not and that is the bottom line. Not to mention that his argument that Barack has no experience And Is not Ready is out the door, his strongest argument against Barack.

Is this decision Historic or Hysterical or a mockery to our political system? A game changer or a roll of the dice? And should a Presidential candidate play russian roulette with the people's business? It is sort of sad to me personally, that McCain with all the problems we face here, did not have the People's interest at heart but rather a desire to win for winning's sake and did not think of the consequences of his actions and what it would mean for this country if she had to be sworn in as President of the United States!
Ironically, the very things he belittled Barack on -- empty suit, no experience -- he got in his own V.P. Pick, Sarah Palin!

However, in this evil ploy to pull Hillary women from Barack with no consideration as to whether or not this woman has the ability and experience to lead the United States here and on a world scale shows a very adolescent way of thinking, and a lack of sound judgment and as McCain's first executive decision, a disaster! Through this pick, McCain has just shown that he is NOT READY TO LEAD, and it also proves that he is not really serious about solving America's problems!

QuakerDave's picture

Not too old.

Too dumb. Too checked-out. Too geographically-challenged. Too unaware of the differences between one group of Muslims and another. Too much of a warmonger. Too supportive of war profiteers. Too elitist. Too corrupt. Too quick to send other people's children to die in empirial wars. Too dim to remember that torture is a bad thing. Too committed to failed GOP policies. Too connected to radical Christian Nationalist preachers. Too quick to change positions for the sake of politics. Too in bed with corporate elites. Too wrong on gay rights. Too wrong on the Supreme Court. Too wrong on reproductive choice. Too mean and nasty. Too hot-tempered and impulsive. Too connected to lobbyists. Too quick to play the POW card. Too cynical. Too willing to think that women will vote for a woman just because she has functioning ovaries.

But not too old, no.

BigD145's picture

Average lifespan of an American. You do the math.

Left&Left's picture

I guarantee McPow will talk sometime today (nauseatingly) about his five birthdays at the Hanoi Hilton and how that's why he should be President.

Eric Almighty's picture

I'm worried about Gustav. Since the human issues are pretty obvious, I've begun worrying about the political fallout.
I seem to remember a hurricane in FL in '04 bumping up bush's numbers, and I worry that Gustav might help McCane. If Gustav hits and the humanitarian crisis is mild, the gop and their media enablers will scream nonstop about how awesome they are at running things. They will completely ignore the pre-Katrina failure to fund infrastructure and the post-Katrina catastrofuck of cronyism and incompetence.

bateman's picture

Drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

"My friends....I am not old...I am youth challenged" - John McCain

"It's so great to visit with our young people" - John McCain addressing the AARP.

RancidVenison's picture

Historic choice? I suppose if you live in 1983 with the Republic party.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

The Presidency is such a high stress job.

I really can't...in good conscience...vote for anyone with a 72 year old colon.

Robt's picture

I have a problem.

I want to send John a birthday card. I have a budget to live on and can only afford one card.

Which house do I send the birthday card to that John will get it?

RancidVenison's picture

I stole a car once, but I didn't like it.

/snark

RancidVenison's picture

Robt @ 68:

I have a problem.

I want to send John a birthday card. I have a budget to live on and can only afford one card.

Which house do I send the birthday card to that John will get it?

Anywhere but 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC.

RancidVenison's picture

QuakerDave @ 60:

Not too old.

Too dumb. Too checked-out. Too geographically-challenged. Too unaware of the differences between one group of Muslims and another. Too much of a warmonger. Too supportive of war profiteers. Too elitist. Too corrupt. Too quick to send other people's children to die in empirial wars. Too dim to remember that torture is a bad thing. Too committed to failed GOP policies. Too connected to radical Christian Nationalist preachers. Too quick to change positions for the sake of politics. Too in bed with corporate elites. Too wrong on gay rights. Too wrong on the Supreme Court. Too wrong on reproductive choice. Too mean and nasty. Too hot-tempered and impulsive. Too connected to lobbyists. Too quick to play the POW card. Too cynical. Too willing to think that women will vote for a woman just because she has functioning ovaries.

But not too old, no.

Unless one were speaking about his politics.

ThunderMonkey's picture

Just heard this over the Radio (via Randi Rhodes) and I thought I would share.

"There's going to be a split screen next week with Hurricane Gustov on one side and the Republican National Convention on the other. It would be anyone's guess which one would be a greater disaster to the American people."

Brad's picture

McCane can enjoy his latest Personal Disposable Beauty Queen

Doggiebobo's picture

Angellite@59: Your comments are dead on and you "nailed it". As well put as
the facts could have been presented. Thanks

nicholas's picture

First post, long time watcher.

McCain and Magneto 01

/quick n dirty ps

Doggiebobo's picture

Nicholas@75: Good cartoon. This is Rove in the "monster" suit isn't it?

nicholasnova's picture

Doggiebobo - Yeah it could be. (its actually magneto from the x-men comic series) Rove does seem like the evil genius kinda guy, or a creepy great uncle.
He has picked a winner of a vp, lol. Its really sad, but i can't think of a republican that would actually help him even a little bit. Save Hagel.

rdnkjw's picture

Does anyone know Track's DOB? Was momma knocked up on her wedding day? Shotgun maybe?

Kathy in St. louis's picture

No, no, John. You can't eat the cake with the lit candles still in it. John, John, JOHN!

Robt's picture

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/29/midday-open-thread-happy-birthd...

Is 1600 pennsylvania one of John rental investment properties?

I don't think John would get it if he lived there, he doesn't get it now.

What if I mail the card to the " back talk express " ?

ferrofluid (Obama + Biden = 2008)'s picture

Whats the odd of McSenile seeing another birthday, not good.
0.5 for the next, then 0.25 for the third, 0.125 for 2011, 0.0625 Mac surviving to 2012

ferrofluid (Obama + Biden = 2008)'s picture

Brian 'tase or worse' Kilmeade would be proud of this thug cop in Denver assaulting both verbally and physically a code pink lady.

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