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LindsayLohan'sButtFreckles's picture

GREEN AGAIN????????

Charles's picture

McGramps is almost as bad of a public speaker as W.

Marvin's picture

oui!

LindsayLohan'sButtFreckles's picture

Difference between Obama and McCain #75,396,927,087:

Obama gives speeches that flow, so that he can actually get more than two sentences out before the audience goes wild.

S R's picture

Anyone know what the story is with the protestors? One blog reports McCain's been interrupted 4 times already!

JimboSlice's picture

Blue Screen Challenge?

That Maverick, he is fighting the GOP so much he has adopted the colors of Dems!

Marvin's picture

i will keep taxes low

my opponent with RAAIIIIISE THEM

wow

just because he says it's so i guess it so

L.A. Confidential's picture

How bout that 340 Point Stock Market tank today John?

YourMom's picture

McCain is so full of shit his eyes are brown!

Tekras's picture

End abortion, cut taxes, and drill, drill, drill - the sum total of the republican platform.

Miatch's picture

The blue screen looks like his windows operation system crashed on him

Marvin's picture

LindsayLohan'sButtFreckles @ 4:

Difference between Obama and McCain #75,396,927,087:

Obama gives speeches that flow, so that he can actually get more than two sentences out before the audience goes wild.

'wild' being a relative term lol

carefulwiththatAXEeugene's picture

that's the problem.....the rich pay too much in taxes............jeez what a dummy i am...i get it now

CdBourbon's picture

Stupifying. The more I hear, the stupider I get.

L.A. Confidential's picture

He going to tell his joke about the gorilla beating and raping a woman and leaving her for dead?

carefulwiththatAXEeugene's picture

you can work at walmart

Miatch's picture

Did you catch him saying I know things are getting worse for some of you... and then the crowd chants USA USA USA... so republican

Charles's picture

A few more minutes to The Daily Show. McGaffe is putting me to sleep with his tired old lies.

L.A. Confidential's picture

These guys can kiss my ass.

McCain, Palin, all of them.

MoFishMan's picture

Gotta Love those Code Pink ladies and protesting Vets. True Americans. Putting their love of Country over mindless Republican propaganda.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 8:

How bout that 340 Point Stock Market tank today John?

Watch it tank on Friday.

Let's go Repugs!

Marvin's picture

I've seen better infomercials

fiver's picture

Miatch @ 17:

Did you catch him saying I know things are getting worse for some of you... and then the crowd chants USA USA USA... so republican

Sure did. I couldn't believe it.

Charles's picture

Republicans are cheering for a social program?

Justintime's picture

I must have been sheltered all my life, I never knew there were that many stupid people in the world let alone Minnesota!

Nada's picture

Unfortunately for mcstain all the sane people have mentally prefaced this speech with "Every word of the following is a lie"

Old Billy Hussein's picture

Did McCain just say he was getting rid of unemployment insurance?

Charles's picture

We need a worse No Child Left Behind Act?

Yes, to make more lemmings like these fools.

fiver's picture

"Empower parents with choice"

?????

Old Billy Hussein's picture

Yeah, that's what's wrong with public education: bad teachers.

carefulwiththatAXEeugene's picture

separate rich students from poor students and have the poor pay for it

michael palin's picture

OMG - It's the Penguin!!

Is that really the best of half of Ameriga?

Marvin's picture

wow ... he's really on a roll ... downhill

No. 44's picture

Let's get it up to 580 quick!

Tekras's picture

Charles @ 24:

Republicans are cheering for a social program?

These morons aren't thinking ... remember they've been cheerleaders for Bush for the last 8 years.

Miatch's picture

Reporter just said he is Resistant to talking about his POW experience.... someone SMACK HER NOW

Old Billy Hussein's picture

johnnyboy @ 350:

MSNBC is lapping up this shit

What could they possibly say good about that steaming pile?

Kyuzo's picture

Anyone else trying to visit donate.barackobama.com? It's taking like 30 seconds to load!

Awesome!

Marvin's picture

eric @ 322:

There's something off about that crowd.

Children Of The Corn kind of thing ...

Ruthless People's picture

Ruthless People @ 351:

bbyee @ 320:

I donated yesterday to Obama. I'm donating again. The amount may be small but the power is great.

Sarah Palin's speech got the credit card out of my wallet yesterday.

...didn't have much limit left on it though. My portion of America's future has it about maxed out.

Robert's picture

Why are they dragging that infant around like a stuffed animal on a stage where the sound levels are a zillion decibels?

HELP!'s picture

EARTH WIND AND FIRE! NOVEMBER!!!

Charles's picture

General Jack D. Ripper @ 348:

Oh, Jesus H. Christ.

I am so glad I did not watch much of the RNC, especially last night. Jon Stewart is showing parts of it, and jeez, it is so sickening. I don't know what made me sicker. First, it was just seeing Giualini and Romney; then it was hear "The One" rattle off all of those furen places; then there was the community organizer crap....pisses me off.

I hope Jon Stewart's show tonight gets national airplay to show what calllous and shallow people these repugs are.

The most reality we can get is on the Comedy Channel. It's pretty much of a shit state of affairs. And no, the Rethugs will not be shown Stewart or Colbert on Faux Noise. They have no clue how delusional and in denial they are.

Janet's picture

In last nights critique of Sarah someone said "A Star is Born".
I sure as hell hope not, because in that movie, as soon as she became a star, he died.
I don't want the president of the PTA to be president of the US.

IdiotShrub's picture

In the annals of American political history, this has to go down as the absolutely worst speech by any presidential candidate. My 10 year old could have given a much better delivery, with a lot more substance to boot! Amazingly poor.

bbyee's picture

Even to the most biased journalist, you cannot compare the McCain speech to the Obama speech. Obama BLEW HIM AWAY on details and plans!

Old Billy Hussein's picture

Miatch @ 360:

Reporter just said he is Resistant to talking about his POW experience.... someone SMACK HER NOW

Did you just say you want to hear about John McCain's POW experience? He's a little resistant, but I guess just this once.

Marvin's picture

k @ 346:

wow buzzwords are flying on msnbc

Shit! Is there a drinking game going on ther e to o ??????????????

Charles's picture

natalie @ 353:

oh, fuck! the media is eating it all up. how?!?!?

Because they're paid to. Their job is to frame stories and assist in the marketing of corporate interests as OUR interests.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Highway to Hell would be more appropriate theme music for these killers.

Go...'s picture

Anyone know how to donate money to Obama w/o getting on all the lists? (Thinking ahead!)

heydudes's picture

Well, I felt McCain struck the hell out, copped Obama's message wherever he could, and appealed to his POW status constantly. Let's see the mainstream media print that. The protesters were also an awesome display of how America, not a controlled room, feels it's time to move on.

bmw 528's picture

StirFry @ 357:

Another lawsuit coming from Heart.
They should have closed with Starship, Sarah

Should have closed with the dueling banjos from Deliverance to the squealing piggies.

Captain Bitter Whiner Hussein Kangaroo's picture

Did he ever mention George Bush's name. Once? Ever?

Ruthless People's picture

StirFry @ 357:

Another lawsuit coming from Heart.
They should have closed with Starship, Sarah

I was thinking "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

StirFry's picture

Old Billy Hussein @ 361:

johnnyboy @ 350:

MSNBC is lapping up this shit

What could they possibly say good about that steaming pile?

The MSM are bunch of p*ssies..especially after the Campbell/Davis thing.

HELP!'s picture

GOD GUNS COUNTRY

ronhohn's picture

I hope he wrote down all the things he is going to accomplish, and brings plenty of money ---- ahhh -- I forgot. He will cut taxes, which will increase revenues to pay for all that stuff.

fiver's picture

trlovens @ 355:

Tweety just said that the crowd is celebrating McCain's divorce from the old Republican party.

Does that mean he's found himself a younger, richer party?

:)

fiver's picture

Back to Kool-Aid and the Gang

mac's picture

The "sexist" whining from the McCain camp every time anyone looks sideways at Palin is getting a bit much.

Some posters on liberal blogs are even bitching about fair and square criticism of the barracuda claiming it's sexist.

Is calling Palin a cougar sexist too?

Old Billy Hussein's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 374:

Highway to Hell would be more appropriate theme music for these killers.

If only the PA guy had a conscience.

Alex M. Thompson's picture

I guess I shouldn't be, but I was surprised by the fact that none of the pundits I watched mentioned the protesters during McCain's acceptance speech. They were great. I'm sure McCain is pissed as hell.

Captain Bitter Whiner Hussein Kangaroo's picture

I guess mentioning Bush's name at this convention is kinda like mentioning OJ Simpson at a U.S.C. gathering.

StirFry's picture

"Highway to Hell"

Fight the Spin!'s picture

The most important speech of McCain's career was a big dud.

HELP!'s picture

Dancing Republicans.

Patricia's picture

Fan letter to C&L Posters: Thank you for making me smile and sometimes actually laugh out loud these past two nights. It kept me sane. It makes me feel somewhat better that I have all these like-minded friends out there who share my pain. If I could, I'd buy you all a beer. Here's to you!

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

I love Samantha Bee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charles's picture

Hahahahahaha!

Samantha Bee!!!! Hahahahahaha!

a guy's picture

trlovens @ 355:

Tweety just said that the crowd is celebrating McCain's divorce from the old Republican party.

Does that mean he's found himself a younger, richer party?

Yeah one that dresses better, is prettier on the outside, but phoney and rotten to the core...

MountainMan23's picture

The crowd was chanting USA USA to drown out the protestors.

Old Billy Hussein's picture

fiver @ 29:

"Empower parents with choice"

?????

Many will give their public school money to Jeebus.

Thorson Welles's picture

(OK, a little late since the thrad closed suddently)
OMG would it ever be easy to replace the voice over of the McCain bio movie they are playing now with something a bit more truthful. Where is the graduating at bottom of class, setting the carrier on fire, ditching the faithful wife who waited for him to return, the Keating 5??? The scriptwriters sure need better researchers, they missed a lot of relevant facts in the chronology. (There was also a section of music there that reminded me a bit of the score from Psycho, yup, someone could have a lot of fun with this.)

Hope there is a hi-resolution version online somewhere soon.

Did he just say "When you've lived in a box?"

OMFG! Another green screen behind him! He is crazy!!!! Let the fun begin.

PS. Oh drat, they've switch the green screen to blue. Now I have to adjust my chromakey preset halfway through. Are they trying to make this easy for us?

No. 44's picture

Hey, I'm union! Fuck you!

xoites defends Constitution's picture

Starting a pool. How long until this thread is full? LOL :)

YourMom's picture

So he recites the same old crap over and over.
Can he really think the undecided voters are suddenly going to jump his way?
Loser.

Charles's picture

Your children will have the opportunity to be brainwashed at public, charter AND private schools.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Tekras's picture

fiver @ 29:

"Empower parents with choice"

Except when it comes to matters of procreation.

Old Billy Hussein's picture

Pro-ject.

michael palin's picture

What a cheesy smile...

Farsight's picture

Well, I for one will be donating again to the Obama Campaign after McCain's speech!!!

Manfred's picture

Is it any coincidence that the song played as McCain walked off the stage sounded a lot like "Barracuda?"

Old Billy Hussein's picture

fiver @ 383:

trlovens @ 355:

Tweety just said that the crowd is celebrating McCain's divorce from the old Republican party.

Does that mean he's found himself a younger, richer party?

:)

Tweety needs to get Rove's ball sack out of his face. He couldn't see.

Mike Aimer's picture

Patricia @ 392:

Fan letter to C&L Posters: Thank you for making me smile and sometimes actually laugh out loud these past two nights. It kept me sane. It makes me feel somewhat better that I have all these like-minded friends out there who share my pain. If I could, I'd buy you all a beer. Here's to you!

+1!!

Thoughts...'s picture

Captain Bitter Whiner Hussein Kangaroo @ 358:

"We never hide from history. We make history".
What the fuck did that mean?

He read that wrong.. he meant: "We never hide from history. We are history"

L.A. Confidential's picture

natalie @ 353:

oh, fuck! the media is eating it all up. how?!?!?

You know the answer. Be grateful your one of the few who hasn't had their individuality, thinking ability, creativity, and soul still intact.

justabill's picture

ronhohn @ 343:

what happened about 24 minutes into speech?
Where those protesters that were led out?

These?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/jYIX7uKz.jpg
http://thumbsnap.com/v/C8BGeE4u.jpg
That's Code Pink.

I liked the Iraq Veterans Against the War protester better.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/m9dRRKGp.jpg
http://thumbsnap.com/v/M02FDMkZ.jpg

Anonymous Hussein's picture

Wish I could lip-read. Looks like McCain was looking worried up on stage after his foray into the crowd, saying, "What do they want me to do????!!"
Then he steps into the crowd again, looking pissed...

bbyee's picture

I'm trying to log onto the Obama website - taking forever - I'll be patient - this is a GOOD THING!!!

Old Billy Hussein's picture

a guy @ 395:

trlovens @ 355:

Tweety just said that the crowd is celebrating McCain's divorce from the old Republican party.

Does that mean he's found himself a younger, richer party?

Yeah one that dresses better, is prettier on the outside, but phoney and rotten to the core...

Deep pockets, though.

Annoyed Canuck's picture

Aside from the boilerplate about the "party of life" and low taxes, that was a fairly moderate speech.

The strategy seems to be to use Palin to excite the Base, while McCain tacks to the center in search of the Independents and Undecideds.

BobbyG's picture
FleaBailey's picture

You know, he can't speak for shit.

LegallyBlonde's picture

what is that word???? CHOICE!

Thoughts...'s picture

Patricia @ 392:

Fan letter to C&L Posters: Thank you for making me smile and sometimes actually laugh out loud these past two nights. It kept me sane. It makes me feel somewhat better that I have all these like-minded friends out there who share my pain. If I could, I'd buy you all a beer. Here's to you!

HERE - HERE!

iraqconcilable's picture

And to cap it off, the fucking shameless pigs steal one of "Heart's" songs to wrap up the week. Jeez, if the Wilson sisters agreed to that I'll slash my wrists.

Tekras's picture

MSNBC is reporting on the fucking BALLOON DROP?!?!?!?!?! Nothing to say about the speech, nothing about the convention overall. You've gotta resort to talking about the BALLOON DROP?!?!?!?!?! Back to the SPAN!

Krully's picture

HELP! @ 318:

BARRACUDA!

Barracuda was Heart's (particularly Ann, struggling with weight, divorce, and other issues) response to the press.

CENTERFIELD (John Fogerty must be PISSED!)

bmw 528's picture

a guy @ 395:

trlovens @ 355:

Tweety just said that the crowd is celebrating McCain's divorce from the old Republican party.

Does that mean he's found himself a younger, richer party?

Yeah one that dresses better, is prettier on the outside, but phoney and rotten to the core...

The old Republican party died years aho when it was corrupted by the Neocons. Mc Stupor is celebrating his divorce from reality.

Frybread's picture

Captain Bitter Whiner Hussein Kangaroo @ 388:

I guess mentioning Bush's name at this convention is kinda like mentioning OJ Simpson at a U.S.C. gathering.

And mentioning Dick Cheney would be like mentioning Ted Bundy at a Washington State reunion.

David's picture

Did anyone see McCain wife take her ring off?

Marvin's picture

bmw 528 @ 377:

StirFry @ 357:

Another lawsuit coming from Heart.
They should have closed with Starship, Sarah

Should have closed with the dueling banjos from Deliverance to the squealing piggies.

LOL! Perfect!

IdiotShrub's picture

I can't wait to see Obama kick the living crap out of this old goat in the debates. Ya gotta feel sorry for the guy. Geez.

HELP!'s picture

PBS GUY IS SAYING "NOT A GREAT SPEECH"

L.A. Confidential's picture

trlovens @ 355:

Tweety just said that the crowd is celebrating McCain's divorce from the old Republican party.

Does that mean he's found himself a younger, richer party?

No. It's means Republican Jesus and the Vangelicals are poised to take over if given the chance.

StirFry's picture

Patricia @ 392Comedy keeps us sane. ;) Now, excuse me while I make a donation to Barry.

Anonymous Hussein's picture

Annoyed Canuck @ 405:

Aside from the boilerplate about the "party of life" and low taxes, that was a fairly moderate speech.

The strategy seems to be to use Palin to excite the Base, while McCain tacks to the center in search of the Independents and Undecideds.

And the nostalgic, emotional ones. Yep, you nailed it.

krisken's picture

Thoughts... @ 409:

Patricia @ 392:

Fan letter to C&L Posters: Thank you for making me smile and sometimes actually laugh out loud these past two nights. It kept me sane. It makes me feel somewhat better that I have all these like-minded friends out there who share my pain. If I could, I'd buy you all a beer. Here's to you!

HERE - HERE!

Crap, I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I'll have to toast to that.

Marvin's picture

ronhohn @ 382:

I hope he wrote down all the things he is going to accomplish, and brings plenty of money ---- ahhh -- I forgot. He will cut taxes, which will increase revenues to pay for all that stuff.

Yeah ... see ... that's the way it works ... with China's help ...

L.A. Confidential's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 400:

natalie @ 353:

oh, fuck! the media is eating it all up. how?!?!?

You know the answer. Be grateful your one of the few who hasn't had their individuality, thinking ability, creativity, and soul still intact.

I meant still has it intact.

eric's picture

He claims that he is only a servant. Although he is outrageously wealthy, and owns an unknown number of homes with workers some of whose main job is to keep up with his number of homes.

Uppity Blue Lensman's picture

A stirring speech - it made me send 25$ more to BO!

HELP!'s picture

"A speech that doesn't work" - Mark Shields on PBS

krisken's picture

HELP! @ 418:

PBS GUY IS SAYING "NOT A GREAT SPEECH"

That's because it's the only station not relying on advertisers ;)

Charles's picture

Uppity Blue Lensman @ 426:

A stirring speech - it made me send 25$ more to BO!

Another night of the RNC, another $10 million for BO.

Ruthless People's picture

They cheered America's destruction as they claimed to want to save it from the damage they've already done. Ladies and gentlemen for the past several days you saw the faces of America's #1 threat.

Charles's picture

Drill, drill, drill.

michael palin's picture

Excuse me ?? What countries LIKE you?

Marvin's picture

drill now!!!

drink up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chug chug chug!!!!!!!!!

Old Billy Hussein's picture

Drill this, bitch.

No. 44's picture

This has all been said before. Promises, promises. Never delivered.

Miatch's picture

I think there has been quiet enough Drilling in the Palin family

xoites defends Constitution's picture

michael palin @ 45:

What a cheesy smile...

That is not "cheesy."

That is "Night of the Living Dead I am really a Cadaver" smile.

Old Billy Hussein's picture

My friends! take a shot!

k's picture

drill drill drill

michael palin's picture

Environmentalists for McCain !

Now that's funny.

No. 44's picture

"We will..." When a politician says that, give him or her the finger.

carefulwiththatAXEeugene's picture

its funny how electric cars gets a low applause

Miatch's picture

At least he pronounces nuclear properly

Charles's picture

We'll build more new-quewler power plants.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Old Billy Hussein's picture

Rescue our economy from the damage caused by the last Repub administration.

Mike Aimer's picture

Obama said no more nuclear power?

Marvin's picture

xoites defends Constitution @ 54:

michael palin @ 45:

What a cheesy smile...

That is not "cheesy."

That is "Night of the Living Dead I am really a Cadaver" smile.

Crypt Keeper

YourMom's picture

Miatch @ 53:

I think there has been quiet enough Drilling in the Palin family

and the problem with republicans is they don't know when to pull out!

Dahgrostab'ph-r-i's picture

Mooseport? She's going to hunt the whole town because she just loves hunting moose!

Old Billy Hussein's picture

TERRISTS!!!!

Charles's picture

Many jobs will be there. All will be good. Prospects of a better world.....the terrorists...blah, blah, blah.

bbyee's picture

Wait...he's dismissing alternative energy by saying that we're ambitious (meaning, we CAN create alternative energy by using our ambition)???

Oh man....

michael palin's picture

WAR! WAR! WAR!!!!

carefulwiththatAXEeugene's picture

lots of generalizations no specifics
what kinds of jobs john
what kinds of jobs john

HELP!'s picture

I hate David Brooks.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Bush will look like a liberal compared to Maverick and Moose Lady.

WD's picture

Holy sweet jebus on a friggin' cracker, this is the guy whose staff keeps insisting "doesn't want to talk about his war experiences."

It's Basil Fawlty! "Don't talk about the war! I did just now, but I think I got away with it."

So where the hell were the bandaids with the purple hearts on them? Oh yeah. Their utter contempt for true war heroes is limited to those who are in a different political party.

tyree's picture

watch out the next four years will involve takeing the golden showers and takeing it in the head in haliburton camps 1 thru 600! diebold rules the roost!

Frybread's picture

krisken @ 428:

HELP! @ 418:

PBS GUY IS SAYING "NOT A GREAT SPEECH"

That's because it's the only station not relying on advertisers ;)

Will the fascists threaten to yank PBS' funding again?

L.A. Confidential's picture

HELP! @ 432:

I hate David Brooks.

Goes to show you how far into the pits PBS has sunk along with the rest of it.

chicano2nd's picture

krisken @ 422:

Thoughts... @ 409:

Patricia @ 392:

Fan letter to C&L Posters: Thank you for making me smile and sometimes actually laugh out loud these past two nights. It kept me sane. It makes me feel somewhat better that I have all these like-minded friends out there who share my pain. If I could, I'd buy you all a beer. Here's to you!

HERE - HERE!

Crap, I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I'll have to toast to that.

Went out and got my Cheladas during the "speech!" Now I'll be able to sleep!

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