Daily Show: Sarah Palin IS the Bush Doctrine
By SilentPatriot Monday Sep 15, 2008 9:45am
It doesn't matter that Sarah Palin couldn't answer Charlie Gibson's question about the Bush Doctrine, because she is the Bush Doctrine.
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Stewart: "Now I know her detractors will say that Palin actually supported the bridge until it became a political albatross and ended up keeping a lot of the money for it anyway; That she claimed to have visited Iraq when she really didn't; Or that she didn't really sell that plane on eBay; Or that she left the town she was mayor of $20 million dollars in debt; And that she made sure that women who were raped were charged for their rape kits."
[Audience boos]
Stewart: "Yea. Yea, it's f*cking true."
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Stewart: She doesn't need to know the Bush Doctrine -- she is the Bush Doctrine. Her foreign policy experience consists of being able to see Russia from an island in Alaska. And a refueling layover in Ireland.
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And yet Americans are flocking to hear her speak. Go fu*king figure.
Bring it to prime time on major media networks. These facts should not be just talked about on Comedy Central. Yeah, I know, they're already labeling me sexist but I'm first!
Something funny, well I thought it was funny, was the excessive use of "Char-lee" during the discussion. Of course, this is common during an interview, to use the interviewer's name often but if I closed my eyes, I'd swear I was listening to one of the Charley's Angels tv shows. "Hi, Charley!" "Hello Angels!"
I'm sorry, so sorry.
It always amazing to me how many people don't know her record. The rape kit controversy is just the tip of the iceberg. MSM is treating her with kid gloves.
pissed off patricia @ 1:
Like George Carlin said; "think how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that!"
Stupid people + the right to play with voting machines = republican catastrophy fascism
Anytime Palin talks, the media is all over it. Keith said it right, lastnight. The media has Joe Biden in a cone of silence.
Hey, O'Rotten. There is no liberal media, no matter how many times you say it, you worthless piece of crap.
I am an avid Jon Stewart fan, and even after all of his hilarious and satirical clips, this one seems to be the most haunting. Stewart rarely loses his comedic approach in tone and appearance, but this clip he seems to be downright angry and outraged. He seems to be 'this far' from showing the pissed off American side he hides so well behind his goofy smirk and dirty mouth.
They were talking about a poll that was taken somewhere, on Morning Joe this morning. More people said Palin was more like them than any of the other three people listed on the two tickets. They identify with her more than they do with Obama, McCain or Biden.
I'm female and I sure as hell don't identify with her. And so what if I did, would that make her capable of being vice president or god forbid, president? No, it would not. Hell, I can identify with my neighbor but that in no way means my ditsy neighbor should or could hold the highest office in the land.
Anyone who says Palin represents women is insulting most women in this country.
surf (hussein) jac @ 3:
It brought to my mind Katherine Hepburn in "African Queen". Bogart's character was named Charlie.
It also brought to my mind the way a car salesman will use a potential customer's first name at the beginning or ending of every one of his sales pitch sentences.
WisDem @ 7:
I thought the same thing. From his, "Yeah, it's fu*king true," comment to what he said about blinking not being a bad thing.
WisDem @ 7:
Think "Crossfire"
That's how close he and the Comedy Central Team seem to be IMHO
Seriously, can we stop talking about this idiot already? She's an old white male neocon with a vagina, into oppressing women, exploiting positions of power, blatant lying and shooting animals from the air. If the rest of America doesn't get it, they deserve these rethug imbeciles that they desperately want to elect.
I'll probably form the North-East Secessionist Taskforce and try to remove ourselves from the 50 US states. It happened in Russia, and the Czechoslovakia. Then those remaining idiots can change the flag to the rebel standard and become the Holy Warmongering Christian Police State they all desire. And then, we can also point and laugh with the rest of the World at how stupid Amurika has become.
pissed off patricia @ 8:
I swear...this country is just chock full of ignorant, self centered idiots...I can't believe anyone in their right mind would support her.
I mean...is our country REALLY full of people that want a fuckin right wing endtimer in power?
WTF?
Jon Stewart is correct when he says, Sarah Palin is Bush Doctrine. If you hear her foreign relations ideas such as war with Russia and crossing border into Pakistan, she clearly believes in pre-emption and will open new fronts. These religious nutts are out to convert the rest of the Muslim world to "their" christianity, what is next? attacking a country cause they allow abortion!!! The scary picture is that people are not focusing on her ideas, just cause she has a redneck for a husband and a typical white trash family with a teenage daughter pregnant, they think she resembles an average American family.... bogles my mind
Stewart nails it again. And so do the crabs
I was amazed when Charlie Gibson caught Sarah when it was so obvious that she had absolutely no idea what the "Bush Doctrine" is. She clearly had no idea, and he saved her. Let her fall. "Charlie" should have not filled in the gaps for her. Let her fall
The difference between Sarah and Cheney'dBush? lipstick. Bush and Sarah are both fundamentalist. Oy vey
Last night on Campbell Brown’s CNN hour all she could find to report about were the Sarah Palin impersonators. Campbell did not find Trooper gate substantive enough to focus on or ask questions about. No mention of the Alaska folks protesting against Sarah’s performance and unwillingness to testify.
Campbell Brown also chose to quote Karl Rove’s comments about the tone of the campaign. You know Karl’s comment about how dirty the campaign is getting. If Campbell is going to mention what Karl thinks why not mention that Karl has yet to testify in front of Congress. Call Karl out instead of quoting him. How absurd.
No need to wonder why Sarah is able to repeat lies when folks in the media like Campbell Brown focus on Sarah impersonators instead of asking Sarah serious questions about her lies and troopergate.
HOPE STEWART BEAMS IN ON THE TROOPERGATE ISSUE
The party faithful are rallying 'round the banner of Palinism.
Oh hell! I just blinked
Holy shit, does that make me a communist or a terrorist or what?
Bye bye, convention bounce. It was fun while it lasted.
Sidd @ 13:
Is it time for torches and pitchforks yet?
(BTW...I think that should be the logo on the battle flag for the resistance)
pissed off patricia @ 17:
Damn com/symp pinko, lefty, hippy, with naturally moist eyes! What the hell's wrong with you?
liberalNmoderation @ 20:
It happened after I started crying with laughter after watching that video of Jon Stewart. It's his fault! He brainwashed me and turned me into some sort of freaky left wing coward or something.
That clip of bush saying blink about a dozen times was funny as hell.
pissed off patricia @ 17:
Annuder one of dem feminst lefty losers who don't know when ta keep er mouth shut!
What is scary to me is that Palin already has a record of power abuse and now people want her to sit one seat away from the most powerful post in the US.
Danny Thornton @ 23:
There's no escape.
pissed off patricia @ 9:
Hey Charlie-y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gI8rcPb9oE
L.A. Confidential @ 22:
It wasn't my mouth staying shut that was the problem, it's that my eyes wouldn't stay open. I wanted to be just like Sarah and not blink, but I guess she is a better woman than I am. Hell I can't even shoot a gun, kill an animal or cut out its guts. I am such a female failure. Plus I never had kids either. The shame of it all.
I used to get up in the morning last summer afraid that we have struck Iran. Now with this neo-con whack job a heart-beat away from the presidency, my worst fears are going to be realized. Wake up America!
pissed off patricia @ 8:
Low self-esteem, seeking approval. Welcome to a waaay too large portion of the American electorate.
WisDem @ 7:
I got that just from reading the text... I haven't even watched the clip yet. I don't don't think I can, hearing Palin speak makes my head hurt. I've heard a couple of montages of her interviews and stump speeches. She is genueinly nuts.
The McCain/Palin ticket presents one of the biggest open goals in recent American political history. The Obama campaign and the DNC have absololutely no excuse in not informing the electorate how out of touch and insane these individuals are.
Once again, Jon Stewart says what everyone with half a braincell is thinking. He's watching this shit like the rest of us and is dumbfounded.
pissed off patricia @ 21:
Wasn't it? TDS and TCR have been kickin GOP ass and takin names lately...did you see that baptist preacher on TCR last night? THAT man is hilarious!
P.D. @ 27:
Good luck with that.
Just saw a big group of Lehman Brokers jumping out of their windows in tandem. No chutes and holding hands.
(Just kidding)
1984 @ 25:
Okay, that video wins for most annoying sound on any video ever. However there was a bridge and at one point Charlie said "thanks but no thanks" when they got to candy mountain.
Poor Mr. Colber t must be just a tad miffed with Jon swiping his schtick.
To think she will be vice president and most probably president sometimes in the next 4 years
is real scary.
Jensen @ 35:
Fear and sniveling isn't going to help you. Or anyone for that matter.
pissed off patricia @ 8:
wll, when so many women seem to believe the Sara-cooter is the person in the race most liuke them, it's pretty hard to NOT 'insult women' when ther're doing such a knoc--errrr, a bang-up job of it themselves...
Yeah, I'm sure KKKarl is really upset about how the Democratic campaign is dragging the noble and distinguished Republican ticket down in the mud with them. And it's all Obama's fault because he wouldn't agree to do more town hall meetings. The MSM is totally failing the American public when they air crap like this as if KKKarl is in a position to judge.
Check ya later
Kathleen @ 15:
Jon Stewart gets most of his comedy matarial from the MSM, and he holds them accountable for their ignorance and bad reporting.
The MSM aren't gonna delve into anything damaging about Palin - they've already proven that with McCain. Even YouTube are in the tank for McCain/Palin. Instead, it's entirely the responsibilty of the Obama campaign and the DNC to do that. It's like these people don't read the blogs, it's been out there for weeks. What are they waiting for?
I can see the Pacific Ocean from my house. I think I'll apply for a job as an Oceanographer.
The elderly man who lives across the street from me is Brazilian, could I be a Brazil nut?
An Oil Man telling the truth?
Sheesh . . .
"The economy is actually quite weak for middle- and low-income folks because of the drain on their disposable income" resulting from soaring energy, food and health care costs, he said. "America is suffering a lot more than is being reported."
Jensen @ 35:
There...fixed it for ya...
Okay seriously must go.
Do the hustle!
Has anyone looked into Palin's idea about "loyalty?" It seems like she throws anyone who's had the bad grace to help her, under the bus. While going to the gym in Wasilla, she made friends with people she later fired. Gov. Murkowski welcomed her help and she ran against him. Ted Steven was helpful in getting her recognized; now she trashes him as one of the "good ole boys." So, is McCain next?
She is definitely one of the most unattractive human beings I've ever seen.
why is there so little outrage and comparison of all the obama "flag pin / hand over heart / patriotism / princeton paper / proud to be an american / etc" hoopla and the palin secessionist / alaska first involvement?
Sidd @ 13:
while thiers nothing worthwhile in the repig party how is it that palin is viewed as a newt head for wanting to attack across the packistan border when obama has the same intentions and has said so?
fastfeat @ 28:
I don't understand what has taken the brains of our voting public. Why would any rational person want to vote for a person or ticket simply because they were "like them"? I sure as hell want someone different from me - I don't have the slightest bit of experience in politics. My undergraduate degrees and post-grad education was at one of the best schools in my field, but my field (music) gives me no skills to govern. I don't care about a candidate's religious beliefs except when I feel their beliefs may interfere with making good foreign policy decisions.
I want someone who is educated for the job and shows dedication to public service, not the recognition and monetary rewards that service may bring. They don't have to be perfect, just prepared, capable and willing. The McCain/Palin ticket does not fit this description in any way.
Maybe I'm prejudiced, but she is SO full of shit.
PorridgeGun @ 40:
We need to push anyway. We need to push hard. There is some evidence that some in the MSM are pulling questions and comments from blogs. And that at times some blogs maybe leading the MSM to the water and making them drink. (they are losing viewers to the internet)
Bush Doctrine? Hell, she is George Bush...in lipstick and ruby slippers.
liberalNmoderation @ 44:
Wish it was true mate.
But ,being a freedom-hating fureigner , my sense is that she will be the next vice president.
How such a specimen of "politician" seems to go down smoothly in america is pretty mind boggling.
TakeAmericaBarack @ 41:
I had the oil changed in my car yesterday. Does that make me an oil executive?
If it does, I want my money now please.
katy @ 48:
Yeah! Where is the "liberal" media on this bullshit?
Jensen @ 54:
I think you will be proven wrong this time...I think that enough Americans are tired of this shit, and we just ain't gonna take it anymore...
A dominionist is the very LAST thing we need in the WH!!!
woody, tokin librul @ 37:
this article is one of the best I have ever read about why people vote the way they do..which is obviously not usually based on issues. If "issues" were the case the race would not be so close.
http://www.alternet.org/election08/98453/don%27t_think_of_a_maverick%21_...
Gretchen the aspiring elitist @ 55:
I looked at the moon last night...does that make me an astrophysicist?
I thought the Bush Doctrine was " Yee haa! We gonna open us a can of whup ass!" Am I mistaken? Did it change?
liberalNmoderation @ 57:
I hope Obama does get elected but I'm really not sure.
How someone who believes the earth is 5000 years old can not only be taken serious but actually get elected as a governor
is just really confusing and frankly scary.
P.D. @ 4:
MSM isn't allowed to talk to her.
For good reason it seems too.
"WHY ARE YOU CHARGING RAPE VICTIMS FOR RAPE KITS?!?!"
"WHY DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS?!?!? You say you're ready to lead but you don't seem to have a clue about anything that's happened during the Bush years. WHY NOT?!?!?"
If she can't hold up to that kind of pounding then she's weak. She can't do it and neither can McCain. So they play the victim/sympathy cards and the MSM goes along with it.
Nobody campaigning for an election should be treated with kid gloves. If they can't take the heat then they can go back to wherever it is that they're comfortable.
Gretchen the aspiring elitist @ 50:
Marvin @ 62:
and people like Campbell Brown give her a free ride by focusing on Sarah impersonators instead of bringing up substantive issues. Like abuse of power, troopergate, the lies about the "bridge to nowhere". Sarah not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is.
Campbell Brown should be pounded for not focusing on more substantive issues. Like why the hell is Karl still out there influencing our elections instead of being behind bars for voter caging, politicizing our Dept of Justice, outing Valerie Plame. What is a lilly white assed, yellow bellied, pathological liar and criminal still doing influencing our elections. Jail Rove for his crimes!
Jensen @ 61:
Damn right it's scary!
And infuriating!
I'm SICK to fucking death, of these goddamn bible banging, evolutionary throwbacks trying to meddle more and more in my life, and in my govt.
Time to put them in their fuckin place I say!
And she wanted to cross border into Pakistan for hot persuit!!!
Pakistan orders troops to open fire if US raids By STEPHEN GRAHAM, Associated Press Writer
59 minutes ago
Pakistan's military has ordered its forces to open fire if U.S. troops launch another air or ground raid across the Afghan border, an army spokesman said Tuesday.
The orders, which come in response to a highly unusual Sept. 3 ground attack by U.S. commandos, are certain to heighten tensions between Washington and a key ally against terrorism. Although the ground attack was rare, there have been repeated reports of U.S. drone aircraft striking militant targets, most recently on Sept. 12.
Pakistani officials warn that stepped-up cross-border raids will accomplish little while fueling violent religious extremism in nuclear-armed Pakistan. Some complain that the country is a scapegoat for the failure to stabilize Afghanistan.
Pakistan's civilian leaders, who have taken a hard line against Islamic militants since forcing Pervez Musharraf to resign as president last month, have insisted that Pakistan must resolve the dispute with Washington through diplomatic channels.
However, army spokesman Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas told The Associated Press that after U.S. helicopters ferried troops into a militant stronghold in the South Waziristan tribal region, the military told field commanders to prevent any similar raids.
"The orders are clear," Abbas said in an interview. "In case it happens again in this form, that there is a very significant detection, which is very definite, no ambiguity, across the border, on ground or in the air: open fire."
U.S. military commanders accuse Islamabad of doing too little to prevent the Taliban and other militant groups from recruiting, training and resupplying in Pakistan's wild tribal belt.
Pakistan acknowledges the presence of al-Qaida fugitives and its difficulties in preventing militants from seeping through the mountainous border into Afghanistan.
However, it insists it is doing what it can and paying a heavy price, pointing to its deployment of more then 100,000 troops in its increasingly restive northwest and a wave of suicide bombings across the country.
After talks Tuesday with British officials in London, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari said he did not "think there will be any more" cross-border raids by the U.S. He declined to comment on the order to use lethal force against American troops.
Instead, he and British Prime Minister Gordon Brown issued a joint statement saying Afghanistan and Pakistan should lead the efforts to battle border militancy. The joint statement left out any mention of the United States.
American officials have confirmed their forces carried out the Sept. 3 raid near the town of Angoor Ada but given few details of what happened.
Abbas said that Pakistan's military had asked for an explanation but received only a "half-page" of "very vague" information that failed to identify the intended target.
Pakistani officials have said the raid killed about 15 people, and Abbas said they all appeared to be civilians.
"These were truck drivers, local traders and their families," he said.
How to reverse a surge in Taliban violence in Afghanistan has become a major issue in the U.S. presidential campaign and refocused attention on the porous border with Pakistan.
Pakistan's military has won American praise for a six-week offensive against militants in the Bajur tribal region that officials here say has killed 700 suspected insurgents and about 40 troops. Troops backed by warplanes killed eight more alleged militants Tuesday, officials said.
In the same timeframe, there has been a surge in missile strikes apparently carried out by unmanned U.S. drones. Such attacks killed at least two senior al-Qaida commanders earlier this year.
Abbas did not say when exactly the orders for Pakistani troops to open fire to prevent cross-border raids by U.S. troops were issued. He wouldn't discuss whether Gen. Ashfaq Parvez Kayani, who replaced Musharraf as army chief last year, personally took the decision or if the orders had been discussed with American officials.
The spokesman also played down suggestions that the instructions had been put into practice before dawn on Monday, when U.S. helicopters reportedly landed near Angoor Ada only to fly away after troops fired warning shots.
Abbas insisted no foreign troops had crossed the border and that "trigger-happy tribesmen" had fired the shots. Pakistani troops based nearby fired flares to see what was going on, he said.
The U.S. military in Afghanistan said none of its troops were involved.
In a rare public statement last week, Kayani said Pakistan's sovereignty would be defended "at all cost." Abbas said Pakistani officials had to consider public opinion, which is skeptical of American goals in the region and harbors sympathy for rebels fighting in the name of Islam.
"Please look at the public reaction to this kind of adventure or incursion," Abbas said. "The army is also an extension of the public and you can only satisfy the public when you match your words with your actions."
Stewart's anger at the whole Palin charade was palpable.
I hope he continues to savage her like that.
The lusting suitor schtick was particularly disgusting...I loved it...
IF I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM MY BACKYARD CAN I BE AN ASTRONAUT PLEASE.... come on !!! i said please !!!
pissed off patricia @ 8:
Wheeeeeee!!!!
sarah is indeed the bush doctrine, or is that also a sexist remark?
Big Red Will @ 11:
Finally, a normal human being who speaks the truth. Count me in on that secessionist plan. Who the fuck would still want to live among the morons who would elect that doddling old fool, and the Hooters girl?
More truth on a comedy network than we can expect from our politicians and from our main-stream media.
How sad is that?
sarah's visit to cincinnati for a fund raiser was canceled due to high winds. sean hannity was supposed to interview her here as well, and that has been reset for later this week , i think in cleveland.
L.A. Confidential @ 31:
Stop bothering me. I'm watching The Closer.
Jusker @ 46:
Kinda' reminds me of that story of the scorpion that stings the frog even after being helped across the river. Palin is just one, fuc---g mean predator.
Kathleen @ 15:
I Loved This John Stewart Piece on Palin.Wasn`t The Blinking Thing so Fucking Funny.Too Bad he Didn`t Say That While All This Blinking No Blinking Thing is Going On The United States is on The Total Blink With The Economy Going Down The Shit Can
I dated a girl like this once. She was georgeous and presumably smart but once we went out a few times I found her to be selfish, obnoxious, and only pretty on the outside. Sooner or later, America will see past Sarah Palins looks and realize that she's completely off the mark for America.
I heard Joe Biden on the Today show this morning and he is one smart, informed person. It's going to take one debate to make Sarah Palin look like the inept person she really is.
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Abbybwood Says:
Not only has she and her followers (voters!!) been drinking the “I’ve been SAVED!!” Kool-aid. She’s MAKING it!!!
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Substituting crystal meth for sugar really keeps 'em coming back for more...
Danny Thornton @ 23:
A record of power abuse? That must be the understatement of the century.
Just think, during her first term as Mayor of Wasilla she had TWENTY FIVE employees, and fired TWO of them for personal/political reasons. Fired the librarian for refusing to censor library books, and fired the police chief because the NRA didn't like him.
What would she do with the Department of Justice!?
WR @ 79:
Joe Biden is a terrific public servant. No one is perfect of course, but after watching him for over 20 years I believe him to be a good person.
I think it's ironic that the Obama camp is crying "she's getting a free ride from the media". Give me a break. Um, maybe the media should have been a bit tougher on Obama during the primary instead of being his press agent? And maybe, just maybe, then he would have been exposed as the weak candidate he is? But nooooo. Now the dems are going down to defeat… again. All the swing states are now favoring McCain (states won by Clinton btw). Ya see, all the people in this country decide on who becomes President. Not just the crowds gathered for your event. Understand now? But it felt so good to beat up on Hillary didn't it? Did winning caucuses in red states really make you think he was going to win the GE? Ya, that makes a lot of sense.
Well, look at the bright side…when all the dust settles maybe Dean & Pelosi will finally get the boot.
Pericles @ 81:
Well...we could take a look at her high school year book, and we'd know who she'd be appointing...
WR @ 79:
As soon as he does the McCain campaign will be screaming about mean, sexist Joe. It seems you can't criticize this woman at all on her record without someone crying sexism. She is called a feminist but she's really more like the feminist who cried wolf.
Now someone come back quick with a line about Sarah shooting the wolf. I'm fresh out of coffee so I'm slow with the one-liners today.
All this passion and anger at a gal named Sarah, it feels like one of those tapes of the Rev Wright's church --- with the rev and the choir working themselves into a frenzy -- to blame whitey for the ills suffered by the black folk. I remember hating Richard Nixon as a teenager; but not so much like this. Anyway, it is beyond the pale and will not impress or seduce swing or independent voters --- it will scare the shit out of them. So enjoy yourselves and have at your circle jerk but time is slipping away and all I hear is SARAH SARAH SARAH. wow
When I heard her arrogantly and flippantly say "In what respect, Charlie?" in response to Gibson's Bush Doctrine question, I knew we had a first-class bitch on our hands.
Her voice is like the proverbial nails on a chalkboard -- only worse.
As far as I'm concerned, Miss Nobody has a lot of unmitigated gall to even THINK she's ready to be president of MY country.
Big Red Will @ 11:
A great idea. Count me in. But what about the whole midsection from OK up through N. Dakota? Can we kick them over to the HWMCPS too?
WisDem @ 7:
He did that with his response of the Reeps mocking community organizers at the RNC. In fact, it's plainly obvious when he's only half joking. And I don't think he's making any attempt to hide his disdain, anymore. I've watched Stewart for a long time, now. The 2004 election really bummed him out. But see a real possibility of repeating that error in 2008 has him beside himself, as the rest of us are. Part of what makes his show so much harder to pull off is that he's not playing a character like Colbert. And even Colbert slips, sometimes.
But you get a real sense that they have significant problems with what's going on and it's very difficult to make light of a severe situation in this country. Humor is a great elixir. But the people we are laughing at may be kept in power. That's not funny.
70% of American women who learn they are carrying a Downs fetus elect to have it aborted. Can you imagine a 50 year old American woman who learns her change of life pregnancy is a Downs fetus but she's not allowed to have an abortion?
Is she going to be forced to raise this child? Who is going to adopt these unwanted babies or will we have special homes in America for neglected orphans as is the case in places like Bulgaria? NO WAY Sarah Palin. You are NOT going to impose your sick, fanatical views on America. NO way in hell!
I see the trolls have made it to these boards. Troll Poster No. 83 and 86. Isn't Rush Limbaugh on or something?
Jay @ 92:
I think #86 got lost on his way to the Klan meeting.
Jay @ 92:
No shit, lol!
Must be a sad existence...living in a state of constant denial and projection.
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91 Centrocitta Says: 70% of American women who learn they are carrying a Downs fetus elect to have it aborted. Can you imagine a 50 year old American woman who learns her change of life pregnancy is a Downs fetus but she’s not allowed to have an abortion?
Is she going to be forced to raise this child? Who is going to adopt these unwanted babies or will we have special homes in America for neglected orphans as is the case in places like Bulgaria? NO WAY Sarah Palin. You are NOT going to impose your sick, fanatical views on America. NO way in hell!
There's a reason many people accuse the religious right and conservative America
of loving the fetus and hating the child and you've stated it right there. What about the poor woman who will die because of a problem with the fetus and can't have an abortion? Where's her salvation? What do you tell her? It won't exist in a McCain/Palin administration. In the meantime, attacking Sen. Obama on, AND LET ME SHOUT THIS OUT, LYING ABOUT AGE-APPROPRIATE SEX EDUCATION FOR YOUNG CHILDREN TO HELP THEM PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM SEXUAL PREDATORS WAS JUST FINE WITH THE GOP!
ptw @ 95:
Wow...can we ban religion now?
Those people are dangerous.
Dale @ 10:
Yes, Jon did kind of switch attitude in midstream. BUT, that clip is still classic Jon Stewart. Made me laugh my a** off!
The smell of fear permeates the air ... And the smell of all you rabid left wing zealots all defecting in their shorts.
PRICELESS
liberalNmoderation @ 97:
Don't mistake this for religion. It uses religion and would like you to think it is religion. It is really a small group of individuals who are grabbing money and power. In my opinion these people are brainwashed - they obviously are not thinking for themselves and are blindly following their leaders like sheep. This is a very, very clear picture of those neocons who still back Bush. They are dangerous because they want the whole country to run on their principles.
The thing that scares me most about her is that people that disagree with her are, in her own words, "haters". Anyone with that mindset should not be within a mile from any sort of power.
Greup @ 101:
"Haters"? Is she 16? Are they "Players" and "Player Haters"?
Daily Show: Sarah Palin IS the Bush Doctrine
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I think Stewart put his finger on it
Or maybe even in it.
liberalNmoderation @ 94:
Mental bulimia?
ysbaddaden @ 104:
More like mental constipation, and verbal diarrhea.
ysbaddaden @ 103:
Smells like Moose?
Iben @ 99:
Yeah...we're DEFECTING!?!?!...in our shorts?!
Try to at least SPELL correctly while trying to demoralize us....Good god, you trolls are dumber than hell.
Oh...one more thing..nice try and all....but no cigar.
Iben @ 99:
Oh and that smell you speak of....it's your upper lip....it's been soaking in our defecting shorts. Moron.
Gretchen the aspiring elitist @ 100:
How about a cult? Can I call it a doomsday cult?! ;)
I just farted. Does that make me a natural gas distributor?
Ironwood @ 110:
No methane.
Remember how ray gunn said pollution was caused by farting cows?
liberalNmoderation @ 107:
Maybe well all defect to Canada if Diebold steals another.
I thought the Bush doctrine was to break America financially, and let the rich have their power. It is fitting that they chose Palin who encourage the succession of Alaska from the Union. With her help she can break down America and soon we'll have a break up of many states into independent countries. And to each state your on your own to fend off global takeover. Break America apart and buy the whole thing back cheap, the Katrina plan work on a small scale, and now its time for the whole enchilada.
ysbaddaden @ 111:
Well...actually the flatulence from cows and pigs does contribute to GHG's, simply because their are soooo many of them...just fartin away like mad, Russian mules in heat.
ysbaddaden @ 112:
I'm not gonna defect on Canada! I like Canada...oh..wait...you mean seek refuge in Canada...not what Iben meant...right?
liberalNmoderation @ 114:
The Russian Ladies Olympic team?
liberalNmoderation @ 115:
Iben just kidden ya.
Iben @ 99:
Hey! Who let the idiot in?!
BigIslandDave @ 118:
I dunno....apparently...I've been DEFECTING in my shorts, with the rest of you, rabid, left wing zealots...is this something new? Some kind of new fad amongst us "elitist liberals"?
Colbert's "Word" segment last night was brilliant, as well. You should post it, too.
BigIslandDave @ 118:
What's priceless, is how this "Iben" character, thought he/she was soooooo damn clever.
Don't know where else to post this, but pretty funny. Sarah Palin is ruining fantasy footbal seasons.
Nothing we don't already know, but funny in football context.
When will this madness end?
There's been a turd in the punchbowl for eight years and they're still drinking the Kool aid.
Crab Porn...looks like it just might help save the economy. McCain and SpongeBob's Boss for the White House!!!
surf (hussein) jac @ 2:
THEY NEED TO HAMMER AWAY AT ALL THESE LIES SHE TOLD ON MAJOR NEWS CHANNELS, COLUMNS ETC. i JUST HOPE THE DEBATES WILL GO WELL BECAUSE THIS IS IBELIEVE THE DEMS LAST CHANCE TO MAKE THEIR CASE AGAINST THE OLD QUEESER AND ANNIE OAKLEY
Bogart325 @ 122:
That is good stuff, lol!
My theory is that when she said "you can't blink," she was reminding herself not to blink too much in the interview. She probably meant it as a mental reminder, and immediately thought "Damn, that came out, didn't it?"
john stewart is a genius
"What did *you* vote?" WTF??
snoozer @ 129:
Whoops, wrong thread.
Hey! Sarah Palin is a hockey mom. And for those of you who don’t identify with her, let me fill you in with a few observations.
Years ago my son was a pretty good hockey player so I got to get up in the middle of the night on a regular basis to take him to practices. I also got to meet a lot of hockey moms and a few really stood out, in their hooded parkas and fur boots much the way SP would have.
But I got to know a few up close. There is more to the image than meets the eye at first glance
One of the moms,- I think her occupation was barroom bouncer- actually had a couple teeth. She also had the disposition of a spitting cobra, the smarts of a pollywog and the smell of an overflowing cesspool. She came to games armed with an oversized hubcap and a stainless steel serving spoon to be used as a drum stick. Her voice was loud, grating and whiney. like SP’s and she had a vocabulary of at least 48 four letter words that matched her I.Q which was also equivalent to her waist size.
Fortunately, after the season was over my son was recruited by a new league and I lost contact with the moms. So for those who are charmed by the hockey mom image, take a closer look. It ain’t always very pretty.
I hadn't caught it before seeing this Daily Show clip of the Gibson-Palin interview, but when Charlie asked whether she had any hesitation when asked to serve as McCain's VP choice, Palin spoke of "our mission" to "reform our country." Not our government, not D.C., but our country. That makes this David Talbot piece at Solon.com even scarier. Palin wants to "reform our country" to conform to her evangelical world view!!! Our country is in deep trouble if this woman gets anywhere near the White House.
BigIslandDave @ 118:
Who me?
I think he's trying to appear as a literati
But misspelled Henrik Ibsen's patronym.
ysbaddaden @ 112:
Maybe so, but you better not try do it without shorts, its hard enough already for me to be allowed to visit, and if I defect to Canada it will be impossible if I am not in my shorts..but hey if I were to get into the right Canadian woman's shorts I might be able to marry my way in.
BigIslandDave @ 118:
You mean that idiot football player in the Archie comics?
Oopsie, wrong comment:
liberalNmoderation @ 106:
You mean that idiot football player in the Archie comics?
ronniemitchell @ 134:
These shorts....are they stretchy? Some folks DEFECT more than others ya know?
Might be important...I don't know.
ysbaddaden @ 136:
NO silly! He smelled like Jughead! Geeez!
Well that was some classic JS, good, funny and true.... 'Sarah Palin IS the Bush doctrine'... Man I haven't heard it put any better than that......Outtathepark JS, hit it out of the park dude.. A-gain.......................JD
Aaaahhh... anyone else start to get light headed when TDS/CR go on vacation? The relief they provide is palpable... like a cold Coke on a hot day.
As for Palin, I think a good ol', down home, red-stater kind of song says it best: "She ain't pretty, she just looks that way".
Did the Bush Doctrine hide from the media too?
Why are Republican so dumb they use the word "blink" rather than the word "hesitate"? Is it hard to pronounce? Too many letters? She is as big of a moron as W.
You can spin, you can ja-ive, having the time of your li-i-ife
See that girl, script that scene, dig the Palin queen..naa naa naa naaaa
Is it true she chews red man while she's blowing away wildlife from a chopper? Want to find out who's in her cabinet? Look in her high school yearbook. Palin is Dick Cheney in a skirt.
i can't stand palin/mccain but im also sick of the sexism coming from democrats in attacking palin
jon stewart pretending to tongue kiss the palin graphic?
can you imagine what would happen if anybody did this to Hillary? All hell would break lose.
Its hypocritical bullshit
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A concerned observer! @ 147:
I'll take this as addressed to me because i was complaining.
Your post is riddled with a laughably false assumption. Who said we only complain about these things on Crooks and Liars? When certain Democrats in the media initially, in an almost knee-jerk manner, pointed out Palin can't handle the job because she is a mother of 5, I made myself heard in the pertinent arenas and made sure those "up high" were listening. And I'm sure many others did, too, because this public criticism disappeared virtually overnight.
1 pissed off patricia Says: And yet Americans are flocking to hear her speak. Go fu*king figure.
5 NoGWBpolicyleftinplace Says: Like George Carlin said; “think how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that!”
Stupid people + the right to play with voting machines = republican catastrophy fascism
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I had the same thoughts.
Damn I just blinked! Does that make me a communist or a sexist?
I'll have that drink now *facepalm*
P.D. @ 4:
Did you hear the audience react when Jon Stewart broke that to the unaware ones, they were aghast.
It says a lot about Palin's approach to life and politics, that she would use a monstrous thing like charging young girls and women
$500-1200 at a tiome when their whole universe has crashed down on them, its akin to the worlds worst regimes that charge families the cost of the bullets that executed them (or no body back to bury).
I wonder if there were any suicides in Wasilla due to Palin's cruel policy !
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