September 18, 2008 04:10 PM
Stephen Colbert Gives John McCain the "McCain Treatment"
After definitively proving that John McCain has been entirely consistent with his attacks on Barack Obama, Stephen decides to try out some of the same "consistency" on McCain himself.
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"For the record, John McCain has not accepted my invitation to appear on this show, so unfortunately I have no choice but to spread horrible lies about him. Here we go: John McCain wants to harvest the organs of sleeping toddlers, inject RedBull into his taint, and is determined to run a campaign based on straight talk and decency. Phew. Thank God none of that is true."
I don't know how these vicious lies got started or why I even started them. - John McCain
I'm surprised Drudge(Savage= Wiener) hasn't said that about Obama.
Well, maybe he has. Who in their right mind would listen to that twirp.
McFrist!
Damn, beaten by a cheesesauce.:)
He forgot to mention that mccain's father-in-law earned his fortune legally.
mudshark @ 3:
Mmmmm. Mudshark with cheesesauce......
I don't think this is very funny. You know, John McCain didn't have a Presidential opponent to smear and lie about when he was a POW!
Yellow Elephant Safari @ 5:
That's what I was thinking. A little cheesesause ladled over a broiled piece of mudshark. Such a delightful entree before beginning a yellow elephant safari.
McCain just says whatever sounds good at the moment. Today he attacked Obama and made it sound like Obama caused this whole financial catastrophe. Obama picked up on it and used it in his speech today in such a way as to get a big laugh from his audience. I love it when he does that. Takes some bizarre thing that McCain spits out and shows his audience how crazy it is and how crazy it sounds.
McCain is good with half truths. Like he said one of the Freddy or Fannie big shots was advising Obama. It was the guy who walked away from his job of vetting possible veeps due to some problems or his own. He's been gone like forever from the campaign but McCain left the impression that he is still there.
The McCain Treatment = The Enema of the State.
His new slogan "We're gonna break it off in your ass! AGAIN!!"
Obama campaign put out an appeal for donations by midnight tonight. Time is getting short for buying up media in swing state markets.
Go donate if you can. I just kicked in some extra.
barackobama.com
pissed off patricia @ 8:
I can't wait for McCain to lose his temper. And I think the more Obama and the Democrats keep laughing at him the closer he'll get to blowing up!!!
BTW, here's a little something from Sandra Bernhard on Palin (if you're at the office TURN DOWN THE SOUND!!!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6TDGOd3Y8
I want everyone to read this shit that doesn't think the Clintons are not rooting for a McCain victory. Thanks a lot for putting America first and I would vote for Nader before this bitch in 4 years.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/09/bill-clinton-pr.html
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That was great! Colbert and Stewart are always ace but they have been especially brilliant lately.
Watching the repubs destroy themselves is oh so satisfying.
Hillary just started a new "hillary sent me" campaign to support Obama. SHe's doing her thing
Did he just say, "John McCain wants to inject Red Bull into his taint"???!!!???
No, he didn't, did he?
pissed off patricia @ 8:
I totally agree with you... I love it when Obama takes a McSame-ism, shows it the light of day and some rationale thought and perhaps a pinch of logic... then everyone laughs because it's so incredulous that McSame would even say it to begin with.
You're down with the half truths too... from McSame and his presidential running mate both.
Sangemon @ 16:
'Taint true.
Mike Aimer @ 6:
Hahaha, good one Mike... I almost painted my keyboard with coffee!
calgarylady @ 14:
The satisfaction is fleeting because they're dragging us down with them.
nickpoppagorgiofromyuma @ 12:
Between Hillary, Bill and the de Rothschild (the bitch who was on the DNC Platform committee and who switched to McCain/Palin because she doesn't "trust" Obama), I'm not sure which Democrat is more disgusting.
I do have a lot of respect for Nader. He actually has some great YouTube's now if you go to his site. I really wish Obama would reach out to Nader before the election and offer him a cabinet position. That would really be reaching across the aisle. While he's at it, Obama (in my dreams) should also reach out to Bob Barr. Maybe Barr could clue Obama in on what a monumental waste of human resources and money the "War on Drugs" is.
Those extra cross-over votes and the good will they would engender could be invaluable to us all.
Just sayin'.
Too true, Uppity. Laughing keeps me somewhat sane, though :)
Setting up for 2012: If McCain wins, I hope all of the Barack supporters look elsewhere than these sellouts.
ABC News' Jennifer Parker reports: Former President Bill Clinton has largely kept himself out of the public eye since his wife lost the Democratic primary to Barack Obama.
However in a rare television interview tonight, the former president called Republican presidential candidate John McCain "a great man" and praised GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as an "instinctively effective candidate."
On a day when Obama sought to convince voters that he's best able to handle the economic crisis, the former president said it was his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., who gave today "the most detailed position" on what to do about the financial crisis.
HA!
Everyone knows the Redbull/taint treatment is purely topical.
No injection required.
Yes, Redbull now comes in a cool, refreshing salve.
That was kick ass. Nicely done Mr. Colbert, nicely done.
Bill Clinton needs to shut his pie hole with a cigar - someone muzzle him. ego - testical ass.
Sangemon @ 16:
OOOOOOOHHHHHH yes he did. That comment ruptured my spleen...
Tony @ 27:
Well, you'll have to excuse me. I have to go and get a new spleen. BRB. LOL!
Dag. Colbert giving McCain a gut punch.
Brilliant. McCain ought to thank his lucky stars that Colbert and Stewart aren't on Tier 1 broadcast TV....he's be polling in the negative numbers if they were.
Re Clintons: I'm really sick of them. I think it's long past time for them to fade into quiet retirement. HRC's ambition is every bit as patholigical as is McCain's. I've also had it with Democrats whose chief allegiance is to corporate power.
pissed off patricia @ 7:
OK you guys, this is going too far. not funny. Now I'm an entree. OK,OK.Just wait till it rains.:)
Mike Aimer @ 6:
Mike, you made my day. VERY funny post.
Why doesn't anyone ever mention the fact that Obama has a brother living in a hut making $20 dollars a month in Africa. Have you heard of one person from Obamas past that has come forward for him other than Rev. Wright? Wow- what a great person to vouch for you. Someone who wants to bring down whitie. You have got to be kidding me right? Hollywood and all of you liberal idiots just want to do whatever the hell you want- have sex, then kill the baby etc. take some freakin responsibility people. You start tearing away at the constitution, on what made this country great to begin with, you are in for a scary ride.
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