Red State Store Open for Christmas
By Mark Groubert Sunday Sep 21, 2008 7:30pm
Hey kids, looking for an early Christmas gift for that cantankerous cretin of an uncle in Chattanooga? How about a Cheney/Bush '08 bumper sticker (get it?) for that mentally-challenged maniac of a step-mom up in Montana? Now you can go to the Red State Store and get all your right wing gift needs for the upcoming holiday season. The Obama Anti-Christ logo is a huge seller, as is the Obama Nation T- Shirt. There is also a Stop the Galactic Brain Spiders line of goods for the science fiction oriented kids trying to figure out creationism after cutting home schooling class on the history of the dinosaurs. Oh and don't forget the Hamas Hearts Obama: Change We Can Bleed In stickers. They are only $2.99 for the family on that tight bail out budget.

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Wow. Such venality.
I don't understand how people can be so incredibly hateful and claim to honor God.
Christ......what a bunch of right-wing assholes.
Tshirt hell is a lot funnier.
Regular people who vote Republican remind me of beaten wives who keep going back to their abusive husbands.
How can we beat these people?
These people need to be put in camps and not allowed to breed.
If anybody's the anti-Christ it's Sarah Palin! Her pro-war attitudes are totally contrary to the teachings of J.C.
Google "The American Carol" - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.
Cheney / Satan 08
Ah, Cafe Press...when you're too cheap or incompetent to have your swag made by professionals.
Fight back:
You can put lipstick on a pit bull...
They are SOOO going to Hell!
And they call themselves Christians.
Ummmm, what part of " Thou shall not bear false witness" don't they get?
Erick Erickson must be running the RedState store. He's so stupid and such a bat-shit crazy, RightWing Religious Moron that I wouldn't be surprised if he starting selling "Rapture Survival Kits -- Everything You'll Need to Make the Most of Your Trip to Heaven;" "Scoring Big in Heaven's Stock Market -- Investing for the Long Haul" and his own magnum opus "Why God Doesn't Care if You're a Lying Hypocrite."
1 Pari Says: Wow. Such venality.
I don’t understand how people can be so incredibly hateful and claim to honor God.
4 Loonie Says: Regular people who vote Republican remind me of beaten wives who keep going back to their abusive husbands.
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Ain't that the truth! McCain/Palin want to take away more of our rights and give more money to the corrupt billionaires...but Obama is the anti-christ! Don't vote for him!
Yeah. Right.
Timmy the Music Snob! @ 8:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CYSGCoflAA
mudshark @ 13:
"By fundementals, I mean the fundementalists are still strong. That's why I approved this message!"-J.McCain
Have I mentioned tonight how much I HATE these people?
Are we sure this isn't an example of Poe's Law?
O.M.G. I fucking hate these people. They are so brainwashed as to be rendered inhumanly stupid.
Get off the island because you are bringing us all down with you, hateful freaks.
Orangutan. @ 5:
we gotta get busy livin' or get busy dyin' amigo...
all hail the hypno toad @ 19:
Thanks there for the education. I had never heard of Poe's Law and looked it up. Always nice to learn something new even for an old coot like me (60) .
This is so offensive I don't know where to start.
This is offesive to Christians, Obama, politics, people with horns and the anti-christ.
This is the kinda shit that can start a civil war.
They are fostering hatred. Sooner or later, shits gonna hit the fan.
Seriously how lame can you get?
I don't like McCain but that doesn't mean I'm running around accusing him of being the anti-christ.
Obama campaign needs to hold these cretins accountable. During the debate, Obama should bring out one of these t-shits and ask mccain straight up: why do his supporters think this way? has he condemned them? why not?
I bet these "red state" readers are dreaming of a 'White' Christmas.
mudshark @ 24:
Start a Civil War?? We are IN a Civil War.
Goldman/Sachs
2008
But then there's stuff like this: http://www.cafepress.com/vicevoices/4547300
How stupid can someone be?
When I look at these MORONS who still support the blatantly obvious criminals that are the republican party, suddenly all the nightmares of history make sense. What's even more pathetic, is that these people are so fucked-up, they actually think they are the "good guys." Dick Cheney and Dumbya Bush represent good? SIGH!
Scy @ 22:
Not a problem, just recently learned that myself while reading about the massive Rick Roll that was the anti-Spore web site.
They use their first amendment right of freedom of speech to bear false witness, thus breaking the 9th commandment. Yet they would take away our freedom of speech in a heartbeat (that would be McCain's heart which Sarah Palin will rip out of his chest within the first 2 years of office).
Loonie @ 4:
Bingo! Todays winner! One bumper sticker please!
Red Liberty. A Sarah Palin pinup
I actually think the Cheney/Bush '08 has deeper implications than the knuckle-draggers who designed it were intending. I'd like to go plaster a couple hundred of those all over the local Republican headquarters.
Unfortunitly, my mother subscribes to this crap. Her friends and church buddies eat this shit up. And I find it ironic that my stepfather is Koren. Oh, they are bigots. But my stepfather is immune. That's because he accepts their ideology. Hypocrisy, no?
This Bush-Cheney 08 bumper sticker doesn't beat around the bush. That's red-state sentiment in a nutshell.
http://www.cafepress.com/redstate.212480857
The fear-mongering right-wing freaks jump on any bandwagon they think will help them push their agenda.
Heaven must be rather empty these days.
P.D. @ 36:
I'm praying for your stepfather. Praying that he will run off with Michelle Malkin, that is.
the perfect food for right wing
truck bombers and assassins.
^
These guys are assholes.
This is total and complete shit. Fuck you, a thousand times, fuck you.
P.D. @ 37:
Koren?
Sarah@40, LOL. That woman is nuts! She actually insulted Asian people! Guess she forgot her roots, didn't she?
someguy@43. I'm sorry. Korean.
The ideal gift for the Red Stater who has nothing (between the ears)
The Turd Twister, hours of fun for them and their friends at parties !!!!
oh really @ 14:
When they all get ruptured, we poor souls remaining will get the pick of their mansions and fancy cars, SUVs etc.
SUVs would make for a really fancy chicken coup.
I'm surprised Grand-Wizard Erickson isn't selling white hoods and nooses...
all hail the hypno toad @ 32:
lol. Nice. Yeah, it's perfect in it's description.
Scy @ 6:
Send them all off to Iraq and Afghanistan, time to ask them why they stay at home, while poor American kids are off fighting THEIR war.
all hail the hypno toad @ 32:
Looked it up myself... Learn something new everyday!
Redstate.com, that's just a quality bunch of people I tell ya.
Oprah is the antichrist? I'm confused....
baby jesus in no way condones that button
or the red states
Man, that is TARDcore !
Orangutan. @ 5:
Laughter and astute parody would seem to be the answer.
Dumb/Dumber 08
Being a death metal fan I really like that Obama Antichrist button, but for my own sick reasons not because I'm a republican.
BadKitty @ 53:
No no no, Overstock.com is the antichrist!
And a lady gets arrested for an sign saying
Bush=McCain. Or a house gets raided when someone hacks Palin's blackberry but 3 guys threaten to assassinate Obama they're just meth heads.
You can't have Jebus without the apocalypse.
jim-bob @ 60:
Much as I dislike Palin hacking her e-mail is still a crime.
That is some sick stuff.
But, it only conveys a few things when people buy and wear that button:
1)They're racist.
2)They are only Americans in name only.
3)They have no respect or decency for anyone, let alone their own religion.
Simply put, they don't have a conscience. They possess little self-respect.
Interesting that "Freedom Fighter" is available only as a golf shirt.
Reminding us that too many of those who think they are fighting for our freedoms live on the links...
Pathetic.
Timmy the Music Snob! @ 8:
forget the trailer...check out some clips...i dare you to laff
http://www.traileraddict.com/clip/an-american-carol/angel-of-death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OLHPWbMnN8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yFcf0EkA7Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mionuNlNsfI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfql781DcU&feature=related
i cant find the most offensive clip...where mallone is taken to a church and gets upset at seeing dust on the alter....which then opens to the ruins of the wtc...and patton yells at him 'THIS IS THE DUST OF 3000 INNOCENTS"
You really can't blame Redstate. If you could sell dumb shit to a bunch of racist, uneducated wingnuts, wouldn't you? While the content is a bit questionable, I can't blame them for taking full advantage of such fools who will drop their money on anything to further their little cult. Of course, false teeth, gut-b-gone and lawn ornaments would be more fitting, but they probably aren't the most creative bunch either.
I really like the antichrist tee shirts, but at $29. a hit I have Wallstreet millionaires who need my help.
someguy @ 62:
there is something wrong with the story we are being given
we are being told that all the hacker did was put through a password reset
there is one problem with that...the only way you can do a password reset is with an alternate email...because that is where the temp password is sent
so the hacker would have to know what the alternate email is and what its password is
that is a fact....try it
Anyone who teaches fear is an Anti-Christ a Zeolite or infidel. So those fear teaching Christians and Religious Fundamentalists are what they accuse others of......
Oh c'mon, this is parody or satire, right?
Right?
I mean, really, Cheney/Bush '08?
Does ANYBODY say they want THAT with a straight face?
BobbyFlav @ 70:
28% do.
THAT is exactly what could very well happen the real americans are fed up with liberals,anti anglos and fagts and muslems were so fucking sick of you flag burning fucking sissys you all know whom im talking to your days are numbered this has been boiling sence that sex addict bill clinton came to office and sold out america you all have opened the pandoras box of fucking pissed off red blooded americans who have more training in survival, and warfare then any of you liberls do.this is what you have aked for and im afraid that your going to get it!!!!!
Though, I suspect that 28% may have shrunk to single digits about now.
Uncle Joe Mccarthy @ 65:
Does Zucker know that Vivendi is a FRENCH company?
mountainman @ 72:
Yeah, but Cheney's approval rating has always been lower than Arbusto's.
Even among that crowd, I suspect.
Besides, they got themselves a "new Bush" to run for VP.
From the people who brought you the Scopes Monkey Trial...
BobbyFlav @ 74:
I don't have AD... Ooo look! Something shiney!
Shiney... New name for Sarah Palin: Bush Shiney.
08!
In the park I walk daily, there is a bench sporting grafitti that reads, "Bush Chainey 2008"
I try not to go there after dark anymore...
Uncle Joe Mccarthy @ 65:
Anonymous Hussein @ 79:
Does the sun actually come out there at all?
When you think about it, it's actually funny when you think about how frikkin' gullible and stupid you have to be to buy this crap.
Ruskinrules @ 82:
Sorry folks, I'm sick right now with a bad viral infection and having an off night. I should read of preview my comments before posting. Here's how it should've read...
It's actually funny when you think about how frikkin' gullible and stupid you have to be to buy this crap.
8 Timmy the Music Snob! Says: Google “The American Carol” - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.
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I just lost my appetite.
60 jim-bob Says: And a lady gets arrested for an sign saying
Bush=McCain. Or a house gets raided when someone hacks Palin’s blackberry but 3 guys threaten to assassinate Obama they’re just meth heads.
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Welcome to BushWorld: Here's your bottle of alcohol, makes the ride smoother.
you are a complete moron who doesnt understand that obamah hussain is a marxist like carl marx was the founder of comunism you think that the goverment should take care of you? You dumbass you should learn to be a responsible american and love your country instead of ripping it apart with your buulshit lack of wisdome. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH look it up you might learn something you simpleton!
Making money off bigots... it's the republican philosophy in a nutshell: profit over ethics.
Then again another dumbass who doesnt understand what is about to take place.you will find out after the election. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
You know...
I have some design savvy.
I may just start my own line of "Poe's Law" anti Obama, Cafe Press goods.
With articles that are just as ridiculous.
Then take ALL of the profits I make after a few weeks and send that amount to Obama/Biden.
Of course, I would take great pleasure in informing all of my dopey customers of where their money actually went in a blanket email.
BETTER DESIGN A GOOD BUNKER TO HIDE IN YOU DUMBASS!!
well, at least the Obama is the antichrist t shirt is made in amerikkka
JUST AS I SUSPECT THE BLACKS ALWAYS PULL THE RACE CARD OUT WELL GO FUCKING AHEAD YOUR OWN PEAPLE SOLD YALL TO SLAVERY TO THE DUTCH AND BRITS OTHER AFRICAN TRIBES IF IT WASNT FOR AMERICA YOU WOULD STILL BE EATING GRUBS AND CHUNKING SPEARS!!!
I don't get the "galactic brain spiders" one. Maybe I'm just dense. Either that, or it's a popular culture reference of some sort and I'm comfortable with my ignorance in that field.
Still, anyone want to help a brother out?
Meat @ 89:
The reversed lettering seems to be a reference to the Ron Paul campaign's rEVOLution ads.
Meat @ 89:
I don't get it either.
Meat @ 89:
Congratulations--you passed the test. You're not a Republican!
The evangelicals are prepping for the period of tribulations and Armageddon now, seriously.
I had a Christian friend send me an email telling me to stock at least 3 months food and water, get out of the city, head for the hills. Martial law will come by the end of October etc. These guys are having closed door sermons now in anticipation of all this happening now, the government will collapse by next Feb and all that jazz.
Fear mongering at it's worst
VegasRage @ 93:
Is your friend (who does not represent most of Christianity) getting ready for end times as the result of Obama's likely election or as the result of Bush's fucking up the economy?
Abbybwood @ 7:
Actually the anti-christ was Ronald = 6 Wilson = 6 Reagan = 6.
I think I know who buys this shit. I was reading in the Independent a few weeks ago where one of their correspondents went somewhere in West Virginia to ask about the elections. Some coot actually said (to a foreign person, no doubt) that he wouldn't be voting for Obama because "They used to be slaves and he is gonna make white people slaves." Seriously, WTF?! I actually shouted at the article.
COME ON..... QUIT COMPLAINING..... this is the closest to a SENSE OF HUMOR we have seen from the Right Wing in a long time.
It REALLY IS a sign of.... well.... that there is hope that their offspring MAY WALK UPRIGHT.
I hope you don't really think that all of us Montanans are like that. We gave you Jon Tester, for cryin' out loud!
VegasRage @ 93:
Interesting. My neighbor, who is an "elder" in this bible believing, Israel helping baptist church just sold his house. I wonder if he's found a nice cave? We were supposed to go in halves on a fence - the bastage.
Hopefully this means less men wearing short sleeves and ties, witnessing door to door.
VegasRage @ 93:
Interesting. My neighbor, who is an "elder" in this bible believing, Israel "helping" church recently sold his house. Not a good time to sell is it now? He was supposed to go in halves on a new fence - the bastage.
Hopefully this will mean less short-sleeve shirt and tied men, witnessing door to door.