Red State Store Open for Christmas

  Hey kids, looking for an early Christmas gift for that cantankerous cretin of an uncle in Chattanooga? How about a  Cheney/Bush '08 bumper sticker (get it?) for that mentally-challenged maniac of a step-mom up in Montana? Now you can go to the Red State Store and get all your right wing gift needs for the upcoming holiday season. The Obama Anti-Christ logo is a huge seller, as is the Obama Nation T- Shirt. There is also a Stop the Galactic Brain Spiders line of goods for the science fiction oriented kids trying to figure out creationism after cutting home schooling class on the history of the dinosaurs. Oh and don't forget the Hamas Hearts Obama: Change We Can Bleed In stickers. They are only $2.99 for the family on that tight bail out budget.



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Wow. Such venality.

I don't understand how people can be so incredibly hateful and claim to honor God.

Christ......what a bunch of right-wing assholes.

Tshirt hell is a lot funnier.

Regular people who vote Republican remind me of beaten wives who keep going back to their abusive husbands.

How can we beat these people?

These people need to be put in camps and not allowed to breed.

If anybody's the anti-Christ it's Sarah Palin! Her pro-war attitudes are totally contrary to the teachings of J.C.

Google "The American Carol" - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.

Cheney / Satan 08

Ah, Cafe Press...when you're too cheap or incompetent to have your swag made by professionals.

They are SOOO going to Hell!

And they call themselves Christians.
Ummmm, what part of " Thou shall not bear false witness" don't they get?

Erick Erickson must be running the RedState store. He's so stupid and such a bat-shit crazy, RightWing Religious Moron that I wouldn't be surprised if he starting selling "Rapture Survival Kits -- Everything You'll Need to Make the Most of Your Trip to Heaven;" "Scoring Big in Heaven's Stock Market -- Investing for the Long Haul" and his own magnum opus "Why God Doesn't Care if You're a Lying Hypocrite."

1 Pari Says: Wow. Such venality.

I don’t understand how people can be so incredibly hateful and claim to honor God.

4 Loonie Says: Regular people who vote Republican remind me of beaten wives who keep going back to their abusive husbands.

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Ain't that the truth! McCain/Palin want to take away more of our rights and give more money to the corrupt billionaires...but Obama is the anti-christ! Don't vote for him!

Yeah. Right.

Timmy the Music Snob! @ 8:

Google "The American Carol" - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CYSGCoflAA

mudshark @ 13:

And they call themselves Christians.
Ummmm, what part of " Thou shall not bear false witness" don't they get?

"By fundementals, I mean the fundementalists are still strong. That's why I approved this message!"-J.McCain

Have I mentioned tonight how much I HATE these people?

Are we sure this isn't an example of Poe's Law?

O.M.G. I fucking hate these people. They are so brainwashed as to be rendered inhumanly stupid.

Get off the island because you are bringing us all down with you, hateful freaks.

Orangutan. @ 5:

How can we beat these people?

we gotta get busy livin' or get busy dyin' amigo...

all hail the hypno toad @ 19:

Are we sure this isn't an example of Poe's Law?

Thanks there for the education. I had never heard of Poe's Law and looked it up. Always nice to learn something new even for an old coot like me (60) .

This is so offensive I don't know where to start.

This is offesive to Christians, Obama, politics, people with horns and the anti-christ.

This is the kinda shit that can start a civil war.
They are fostering hatred. Sooner or later, shits gonna hit the fan.

Seriously how lame can you get?

I don't like McCain but that doesn't mean I'm running around accusing him of being the anti-christ.

Obama campaign needs to hold these cretins accountable. During the debate, Obama should bring out one of these t-shits and ask mccain straight up: why do his supporters think this way? has he condemned them? why not?

I bet these "red state" readers are dreaming of a 'White' Christmas.

mudshark @ 24:

This is the kinda shit that can start a civil war.
They are fostering hatred. Sooner or later, shits gonna hit the fan.

Start a Civil War?? We are IN a Civil War.

Goldman/Sachs
2008

But then there's stuff like this: http://www.cafepress.com/vicevoices/4547300

How stupid can someone be?

When I look at these MORONS who still support the blatantly obvious criminals that are the republican party, suddenly all the nightmares of history make sense. What's even more pathetic, is that these people are so fucked-up, they actually think they are the "good guys." Dick Cheney and Dumbya Bush represent good? SIGH!

Scy @ 22:

all hail the hypno toad @ 19:

Are we sure this isn't an example of Poe's Law?

Thanks there for the education. I had never heard of Poe's Law and looked it up. Always nice to learn something new even for an old coot like me (60) .

Not a problem, just recently learned that myself while reading about the massive Rick Roll that was the anti-Spore web site.

They use their first amendment right of freedom of speech to bear false witness, thus breaking the 9th commandment. Yet they would take away our freedom of speech in a heartbeat (that would be McCain's heart which Sarah Palin will rip out of his chest within the first 2 years of office).

Loonie @ 4:

Regular people who vote Republican remind me of beaten wives who keep going back to their abusive husbands.

Bingo! Todays winner! One bumper sticker please!

Red Liberty. A Sarah Palin pinup

I actually think the Cheney/Bush '08 has deeper implications than the knuckle-draggers who designed it were intending. I'd like to go plaster a couple hundred of those all over the local Republican headquarters.

Unfortunitly, my mother subscribes to this crap. Her friends and church buddies eat this shit up. And I find it ironic that my stepfather is Koren. Oh, they are bigots. But my stepfather is immune. That's because he accepts their ideology. Hypocrisy, no?

This Bush-Cheney 08 bumper sticker doesn't beat around the bush. That's red-state sentiment in a nutshell.

http://www.cafepress.com/redstate.212480857

The fear-mongering right-wing freaks jump on any bandwagon they think will help them push their agenda.

Heaven must be rather empty these days.

P.D. @ 36:

Unfortunitly, my mother subscribes to this crap. Her friends and church buddies eat this shit up. And I find it ironic that my stepfather is Koren. Oh, they are bigots. But my stepfather is immune. That's because he accepts their ideology. Hypocrisy, no?

I'm praying for your stepfather. Praying that he will run off with Michelle Malkin, that is.

the perfect food for right wing

truck bombers and assassins.

^

These guys are assholes.

This is total and complete shit. Fuck you, a thousand times, fuck you.

P.D. @ 37:

Unfortunitly, my mother subscribes to this crap. Her friends and church buddies eat this shit up. And I find it ironic that my stepfather is Koren. Oh, they are bigots. But my stepfather is immune. That's because he accepts their ideology. Hypocrisy, no?

Koren?

Sarah@40, LOL. That woman is nuts! She actually insulted Asian people! Guess she forgot her roots, didn't she?

someguy@43. I'm sorry. Korean.

The ideal gift for the Red Stater who has nothing (between the ears)

The Turd Twister, hours of fun for them and their friends at parties !!!!

oh really @ 14:

Erick Erickson must be running the RedState store. He's so stupid and such a bat-shit crazy, RightWing Religious Moron that I wouldn't be surprised if he starting selling "Rapture Survival Kits -- Everything You'll Need to Make the Most of Your Trip to Heaven;" "Scoring Big in Heaven's Stock Market -- Investing for the Long Haul" and his own magnum opus "Why God Doesn't Care if You're a Lying Hypocrite."

When they all get ruptured, we poor souls remaining will get the pick of their mansions and fancy cars, SUVs etc.
SUVs would make for a really fancy chicken coup.

I'm surprised Grand-Wizard Erickson isn't selling white hoods and nooses...

all hail the hypno toad @ 32:

Scy @ 22:

all hail the hypno toad @ 19:

Are we sure this isn't an example of Poe's Law?

Thanks there for the education. I had never heard of Poe's Law and looked it up. Always nice to learn something new even for an old coot like me (60) .

Not a problem, just recently learned that myself while reading about the massive Rick Roll that was the anti-Spore web site.

lol. Nice. Yeah, it's perfect in it's description.

Scy @ 6:

These people need to be put in camps and not allowed to breed.

Send them all off to Iraq and Afghanistan, time to ask them why they stay at home, while poor American kids are off fighting THEIR war.

all hail the hypno toad @ 32:

Scy @ 22:

all hail the hypno toad @ 19:

Are we sure this isn't an example of Poe's Law?

Thanks there for the education. I had never heard of Poe's Law and looked it up. Always nice to learn something new even for an old coot like me (60) .

Not a problem, just recently learned that myself while reading about the massive Rick Roll that was the anti-Spore web site.

Looked it up myself... Learn something new everyday!

Redstate.com, that's just a quality bunch of people I tell ya.

Oprah is the antichrist? I'm confused....

baby jesus in no way condones that button
or the red states

Man, that is TARDcore !

Orangutan. @ 5:

How can we beat these people?

Laughter and astute parody would seem to be the answer.

Dumb/Dumber 08

Being a death metal fan I really like that Obama Antichrist button, but for my own sick reasons not because I'm a republican.

BadKitty @ 53:

Oprah is the antichrist? I'm confused....

No no no, Overstock.com is the antichrist!

And a lady gets arrested for an sign saying
Bush=McCain. Or a house gets raided when someone hacks Palin's blackberry but 3 guys threaten to assassinate Obama they're just meth heads.

You can't have Jebus without the apocalypse.

jim-bob @ 60:

And a lady gets arrested for an sign saying
Bush=McCain. Or a house gets raided when someone hacks Palin's blackberry but 3 guys threaten to assassinate Obama they're just meth heads.

Much as I dislike Palin hacking her e-mail is still a crime.

That is some sick stuff.

But, it only conveys a few things when people buy and wear that button:

1)They're racist.
2)They are only Americans in name only.
3)They have no respect or decency for anyone, let alone their own religion.

Simply put, they don't have a conscience. They possess little self-respect.

Interesting that "Freedom Fighter" is available only as a golf shirt.

Reminding us that too many of those who think they are fighting for our freedoms live on the links...

Pathetic.

Timmy the Music Snob! @ 8:

Google "The American Carol" - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.

forget the trailer...check out some clips...i dare you to laff

http://www.traileraddict.com/clip/an-american-carol/angel-of-death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OLHPWbMnN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yFcf0EkA7Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mionuNlNsfI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfql781DcU&feature=related

i cant find the most offensive clip...where mallone is taken to a church and gets upset at seeing dust on the alter....which then opens to the ruins of the wtc...and patton yells at him 'THIS IS THE DUST OF 3000 INNOCENTS"

You really can't blame Redstate. If you could sell dumb shit to a bunch of racist, uneducated wingnuts, wouldn't you? While the content is a bit questionable, I can't blame them for taking full advantage of such fools who will drop their money on anything to further their little cult. Of course, false teeth, gut-b-gone and lawn ornaments would be more fitting, but they probably aren't the most creative bunch either.

I really like the antichrist tee shirts, but at $29. a hit I have Wallstreet millionaires who need my help.

someguy @ 62:

jim-bob @ 60:

And a lady gets arrested for an sign saying
Bush=McCain. Or a house gets raided when someone hacks Palin's blackberry but 3 guys threaten to assassinate Obama they're just meth heads.

Much as I dislike Palin hacking her e-mail is still a crime.

there is something wrong with the story we are being given

we are being told that all the hacker did was put through a password reset

there is one problem with that...the only way you can do a password reset is with an alternate email...because that is where the temp password is sent

so the hacker would have to know what the alternate email is and what its password is

that is a fact....try it

Anyone who teaches fear is an Anti-Christ a Zeolite or infidel. So those fear teaching Christians and Religious Fundamentalists are what they accuse others of......

Oh c'mon, this is parody or satire, right?
Right?

I mean, really, Cheney/Bush '08?

Does ANYBODY say they want THAT with a straight face?

BobbyFlav @ 70:

Oh c'mon, this is parody or satire, right?
Right?

I mean, really, Cheney/Bush '08?

Does ANYBODY say they want THAT with a straight face?

28% do.

THAT is exactly what could very well happen the real americans are fed up with liberals,anti anglos and fagts and muslems were so fucking sick of you flag burning fucking sissys you all know whom im talking to your days are numbered this has been boiling sence that sex addict bill clinton came to office and sold out america you all have opened the pandoras box of fucking pissed off red blooded americans who have more training in survival, and warfare then any of you liberls do.this is what you have aked for and im afraid that your going to get it!!!!!

Though, I suspect that 28% may have shrunk to single digits about now.

Uncle Joe Mccarthy @ 65:

Timmy the Music Snob! @ 8:

Google "The American Carol" - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.

Does Zucker know that Vivendi is a FRENCH company?

mountainman @ 72:

Though, I suspect that 28% may have shrunk to single digits about now.

Yeah, but Cheney's approval rating has always been lower than Arbusto's.
Even among that crowd, I suspect.
Besides, they got themselves a "new Bush" to run for VP.

From the people who brought you the Scopes Monkey Trial...

BobbyFlav @ 74:

mountainman @ 72:

Though, I suspect that 28% may have shrunk to single digits about now.

Yeah, but Cheney's approval rating has always been lower than Arbusto's.
Even among that crowd, I suspect.
Besides, they got themselves a "new Bush" to run for VP.

I don't have AD... Ooo look! Something shiney!

Shiney... New name for Sarah Palin: Bush Shiney.

08!

08!

In the park I walk daily, there is a bench sporting grafitti that reads, "Bush Chainey 2008"

I try not to go there after dark anymore...

Uncle Joe Mccarthy @ 65:

Timmy the Music Snob! @ 8:

Google "The American Carol" - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.

Hmm. Kevin P. Farley. Don't think he's related to Chris?
Sounds like the Farley Family equivalent of the Baldwin brothers. Alec is radical liberal and Stephen is the born-again rightwing nutjob.

Anonymous Hussein @ 79:

In the park I walk daily, there is a bench sporting grafitti that reads, "Bush Chainey 2008"

I try not to go there after dark anymore...

Does the sun actually come out there at all?

When you think about it, it's actually funny when you think about how frikkin' gullible and stupid you have to be to buy this crap.

Ruskinrules @ 82:

When you think about it, it's actually funny when you think about how frikkin' gullible and stupid you have to be to buy this crap.

Sorry folks, I'm sick right now with a bad viral infection and having an off night. I should read of preview my comments before posting. Here's how it should've read...

It's actually funny when you think about how frikkin' gullible and stupid you have to be to buy this crap.

8 Timmy the Music Snob! Says: Google “The American Carol” - check out the trailer for this moronic right wing movie at youtube.
__________
I just lost my appetite.

60 jim-bob Says: And a lady gets arrested for an sign saying
Bush=McCain. Or a house gets raided when someone hacks Palin’s blackberry but 3 guys threaten to assassinate Obama they’re just meth heads.
__________
Welcome to BushWorld: Here's your bottle of alcohol, makes the ride smoother.

you are a complete moron who doesnt understand that obamah hussain is a marxist like carl marx was the founder of comunism you think that the goverment should take care of you? You dumbass you should learn to be a responsible american and love your country instead of ripping it apart with your buulshit lack of wisdome. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH look it up you might learn something you simpleton!

Making money off bigots... it's the republican philosophy in a nutshell: profit over ethics.

Then again another dumbass who doesnt understand what is about to take place.you will find out after the election. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!

You know...
I have some design savvy.
I may just start my own line of "Poe's Law" anti Obama, Cafe Press goods.
With articles that are just as ridiculous.

Then take ALL of the profits I make after a few weeks and send that amount to Obama/Biden.
Of course, I would take great pleasure in informing all of my dopey customers of where their money actually went in a blanket email.

BETTER DESIGN A GOOD BUNKER TO HIDE IN YOU DUMBASS!!

well, at least the Obama is the antichrist t shirt is made in amerikkka

JUST AS I SUSPECT THE BLACKS ALWAYS PULL THE RACE CARD OUT WELL GO FUCKING AHEAD YOUR OWN PEAPLE SOLD YALL TO SLAVERY TO THE DUTCH AND BRITS OTHER AFRICAN TRIBES IF IT WASNT FOR AMERICA YOU WOULD STILL BE EATING GRUBS AND CHUNKING SPEARS!!!

I don't get the "galactic brain spiders" one. Maybe I'm just dense. Either that, or it's a popular culture reference of some sort and I'm comfortable with my ignorance in that field.

Still, anyone want to help a brother out?

Meat @ 89:

I don't get the "galactic brain spiders" one. Maybe I'm just dense. Either that, or it's a popular culture reference of some sort and I'm comfortable with my ignorance in that field.

Still, anyone want to help a brother out?

The reversed lettering seems to be a reference to the Ron Paul campaign's rEVOLution ads.

Meat @ 89:

I don't get the "galactic brain spiders" one. Maybe I'm just dense. Either that, or it's a popular culture reference of some sort and I'm comfortable with my ignorance in that field.

Still, anyone want to help a brother out?

I don't get it either.

Meat @ 89:

I don't get the "galactic brain spiders" one. Maybe I'm just dense. Either that, or it's a popular culture reference of some sort and I'm comfortable with my ignorance in that field.

Still, anyone want to help a brother out?

Congratulations--you passed the test. You're not a Republican!

The evangelicals are prepping for the period of tribulations and Armageddon now, seriously.

I had a Christian friend send me an email telling me to stock at least 3 months food and water, get out of the city, head for the hills. Martial law will come by the end of October etc. These guys are having closed door sermons now in anticipation of all this happening now, the government will collapse by next Feb and all that jazz.

Fear mongering at it's worst

VegasRage @ 93:

The evangelicals are prepping for the period of tribulations and Armageddon now, seriously.

I had a Christian friend send me an email telling me to stock at least 3 months food and water, get out of the city, head for the hills. Martial law will come by the end of October etc. These guys are having closed door sermons now in anticipation of all this happening now, the government will collapse by next Feb and all that jazz.

Fear mongering at it's worst

Is your friend (who does not represent most of Christianity) getting ready for end times as the result of Obama's likely election or as the result of Bush's fucking up the economy?

Abbybwood @ 7:

If anybody's the anti-Christ it's Sarah Palin! Her pro-war attitudes are totally contrary to the teachings of J.C.

Actually the anti-christ was Ronald = 6 Wilson = 6 Reagan = 6.

I think I know who buys this shit. I was reading in the Independent a few weeks ago where one of their correspondents went somewhere in West Virginia to ask about the elections. Some coot actually said (to a foreign person, no doubt) that he wouldn't be voting for Obama because "They used to be slaves and he is gonna make white people slaves." Seriously, WTF?! I actually shouted at the article.

COME ON..... QUIT COMPLAINING..... this is the closest to a SENSE OF HUMOR we have seen from the Right Wing in a long time.
It REALLY IS a sign of.... well.... that there is hope that their offspring MAY WALK UPRIGHT.

I hope you don't really think that all of us Montanans are like that. We gave you Jon Tester, for cryin' out loud!

VegasRage @ 93:

The evangelicals are prepping for the period of tribulations and Armageddon now, seriously.

I had a Christian friend send me an email telling me to stock at least 3 months food and water, get out of the city, head for the hills. Martial law will come by the end of October etc. These guys are having closed door sermons now in anticipation of all this happening now, the government will collapse by next Feb and all that jazz.

Fear mongering at it's worst

Interesting. My neighbor, who is an "elder" in this bible believing, Israel helping baptist church just sold his house. I wonder if he's found a nice cave? We were supposed to go in halves on a fence - the bastage.

Hopefully this means less men wearing short sleeves and ties, witnessing door to door.

VegasRage @ 93:

The evangelicals are prepping for the period of tribulations and Armageddon now, seriously.

I had a Christian friend send me an email telling me to stock at least 3 months food and water, get out of the city, head for the hills. Martial law will come by the end of October etc. These guys are having closed door sermons now in anticipation of all this happening now, the government will collapse by next Feb and all that jazz.

Fear mongering at it's worst

Interesting. My neighbor, who is an "elder" in this bible believing, Israel "helping" church recently sold his house. Not a good time to sell is it now? He was supposed to go in halves on a new fence - the bastage.

Hopefully this will mean less short-sleeve shirt and tied men, witnessing door to door.

These are perfect Christmas gifts for many conservatives.

They believe Jesus commands you to hate liberals.

Peter G @ 56:

Orangutan. @ 5:

How can we beat these people?

Laughter and astute parody would seem to be the answer.

I was thinking: repeatedly, like a rented mule.
But then again, I'm having a bad week.

BobbyFlav @ 74:

mountainman @ 72:

Though, I suspect that 28% may have shrunk to single digits about now.

Yeah, but Cheney's approval rating has always been lower than Arbusto's.
Even among that crowd, I suspect.
Besides, they got themselves a "new Bush" to run for VP.

I think bush approval numbers sank to 19% recently - on the heels of the bank meltdown. I wouldn't be surprised if Cheney were in the single digits.

mountainman @ 30:

But then there's stuff like this: http://www.cafepress.com/vicevoices/4547300

Agreed. It's a two-way street. That still don't make it right.

BadKitty @ 53:

Oprah is the antichrist? I'm confused....

Ha! So I'm not the only one who thought the O was for Oprah.

You would be an ignorant redneck too if you were pushed by Right Wing Authoritarians for 50 years (South has been hammered by propaganda for a long time) I talked to a friend who wants to go to war, until I asked him a few questions and that is all the discussion for him to realize that all of this, since 9/11 and the day of was all fabricated lies to get us to kill brown people we disrespect.

bateman @ 101:

Peter G @ 56:

Orangutan. @ 5:

How can we beat these people?

Laughter and astute parody would seem to be the answer.

I was thinking: repeatedly, like a rented mule.
But then again, I'm having a bad week.

We call it revolution. Stand up walk down to where they live, pull them from their homes and escort them to the freshly constructed gallows and Guillotines.

Warcriminals like them don't need a Trial like Hitler and Gobbels did not need a trial, but before we kill someone there will be due process, unlike the people whom we are executing/torturing currently.

The Fundamentally Strong Rusty Shackleford @ 100:

These are perfect Christmas gifts for many conservatives.

They believe Jesus commands you to hate liberals.

They don't even know what Liberals or Conservatives are. They are simply "buzzwords" to them that spark hatred on command.

For example, Canada's conservatives are more liberal than the Liberals of the US. The Liberals of the US make all other Liberals look bad. They are Right Wingers pretending to be Leftists, or at best, Centrists...

This is the screwed up US world. Only a few other countries are more 'right wing' (Fascist)

Scy @ 6:

These people need to be put in camps and not allowed to breed.

That's their goal for you. The Camps are built and ready to house you. Also, if the below is hard to link Google "Concentration Camps in the US". Thousands of hits. Enjoy.

((http: // www. youtube. com/ watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4))

Max @ 10:

Ah, Cafe Press...when you're too cheap or incompetent to have your swag made by professionals.

My sentiments exactly.

Cafe Press: When quality isn't an option.

Krackonis @ 107:

bateman @ 101:

Peter G @ 56:

Orangutan. @ 5:
Laughter and astute parody would seem to be the answer.

I was thinking: repeatedly, like a rented mule.
But then again, I'm having a bad week.

We call it revolution. Stand up walk down to where they live, pull them from their homes and escort them to the freshly constructed gallows and Guillotines.

Warcriminals like them don't need a Trial like Hitler and Gobbels did not need a trial, but before we kill someone there will be due process, unlike the people whom we are executing/torturing currently.

But what are the non-violent options for those like myself who cherish all life, great and small (such as repuglicans)?

Can't they be dealt with purely by subpoenas and carefully worded legislation and then be put in cages where they will remain for the rest of their miserable lives...?

Hey...don't knock Cafepress. I have a CP shop and make some
pretty decent extra cash each month with my stuff. Besides, at
least what we do at CP beats the hell out of this sickening display
of rightwing stupidity.
http://www.myfoxcolorado.com/myfox/pages/News/Politics/Detail;jsessionid...

I remember these guys...aren't they the shitty Republican blog that got one of their guys hired to the WaPo only for everyone to discover he was a huge plagiarist?

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