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Sarah Palin and Joe Biden face off tonight at Washington University in St. Louis. Her limited official media appearances so far haven't done a good job convincing voters she's ready for primetime, to say the least. We all know she can give a fiery teleprompter speech, but how will she fare in a tense, high-profile showdown with one of the most knowledgeable and longest-serving members of the US Senate? Which Palin will we see tonight? The aggressive firebrand we saw in Minneapolis? Or the clueless, moose-in-the-headlights neophyte we saw with Couric and Gibson? We're about to find out...

You can watch live online here.

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9:00 pm: Here we go, my friends.

9:00 pm: Palin asks, "Can I call you Joe?"

9:04 pm: First question on the economy. Biden is crystal clear and CNN's insta-meter seems to like him. Palin goes right for the soccer moms.

9:08 pm: Biden: John McCain's poor judgment "doesn't make him a bad guy. But it does mean he's out of touch."

9:09 pm: Palin repeats the "by 'fundamentals' McCain meant the American workers" BS. Team Obama is all over it.

9:13 pm: Palin repeats the lie that Obama wants to raise taxes on those making less than $42,000.

9:15 pm: Biden corrects the record and notes that by his own standards, McCain voted to raise taxes on middle-/low-income people over 400 times. Wish Obama said that during his debate.

9:18 pm: I must admit, Palin is coming off as very empathetic. CNN's uncommitted Ohio voters seem to agree somewhat. She's distorting Obama's record, of course, but still more solid than most probably expected, myself included.

9:21 pm: Biden on McCain's health care "plan": "The ultimate bridge to nowhere."

9:25 pm: Biden hits back on the distortion of Obama's vote for the Cheney energy bill. Yes it included tax breaks for oil companies, but it also called for the biggest alternative energy investment in history. That's the perfect rebuttal. Again, something Obama should have noted last debate.

9:27 pm: See here for Team Obama's real-time rebuttal.

9:29 pm: Can Sarah Palin actually start answering the questions that are asked?

9:34 pm: Biden: How can we solve the climate crisis if we refuse/fail to acknowledge the cause?

9:35 pm: Palin: "Nucular" Truly George Bush in lipstick. NOTE: Her convention teleprompter speech actually spelled out nuclear as "new-clear."

9:38 pm: Palin truly is a GOP talking point robot. Affording our gay brothers and sisters equal rights under the law does not threaten the "traditional defintion of marriage."

9:43 pm: Did Palin really just say that Obama's plan (endorsed by Maliki and the finally the Bush administration) is tantamount to "waving the white flag."

9:44 pm: Thank God Biden is hitting back at the "Obama hates the troops" BS. Biden hits back hard: "John McCain voted against funding the troops. Let me repeat: John McCain voted against funding the troops." Boom!

9:45 pm: John Biden is the Democratic answer to John McCain re: foreign policy experience/credibility. Only Joe Biden actually gets it.

9:48: NEW RULE: Anyone who can't pronounce the world "nuclear" is immediately disqualified for high office.

9:51 pm: Biden: John McCain won't even meet with SPAIN!

9:52 pm: I don't know if it's delivery or what, but Palin is just not credible on foreign policy. She's reciting McCain's line verbatim, but it just doesn't come across as believable. I guess that's a tough feat when your standing next to Joe Biden.

9:56 pm: Money quote: "How is John McCain's policy going to different from George Bush's." Substitute any policy in that sentence and you have the question that should be asked incessantly for the next 33 days.

10:00 pm: Reuters wants Palin's ears checked for covert feeds? I'm no conspiracy theorist, but Bush's mysterious "hump" from the 2004 debate still bothers me.

10:06: Palin reading from a script, Biden is speaking from experience. That about sums it up. She's holding up fine, but it's coming across as too canned. The meter is reflecting that. I can't think of a better choice for Obama than Biden. He is brilliant and uber-knowledgeable on foreign affairs. Any concern voters had on that front are dissolving as we speak, in real time.

10:12 pm: Palin: "There you go again, Joe. Doggone it." Ronald Reagan called. He wants his 30 year old line back.

10:13 pm: Props to Gwen Ifill. I dare right-wingers to complain about her performance.

10:17 pm: Nicole:Killer question by Ifill on VP extra-constitutional duties. Palin gives boilerplate. Biden goes for the jugular. CNN meter shooting up shows just how loathed Cheney is.

10:20 pm Biden: "I passed the Violence Against Women Act. John McCain voted against it. Both times."

10:22 pm: Biden chokes up talking about his late wife. Powerful stuff. Again, tales of steady experience from Biden. Boilerplate from Palin.

10:23 pm: Biden on McCain's maverickness: "Maverick he is not on the issues that affect people at their kitchen tables."

10:28 pm: 538's Nate Silver (8/29): "Her authenticity factor is off-the-charts good; her biography sings. But do Americans really want their next-door-neighbor running for Vice President, or rather someone who seems like one?"

10:29: Laughable line of the night: Palin: "I love to answer these questions without the filter of the mainstream media." Gimme a freaking break. Try talking to them first before you make such a claim.

10:30pm: Closing statements: Palin is solid; well-received Reagan reference. Biden hits his populist stride. Meters shoot up.

MY VERDICT: No huge gaffes, only the expected distortions. McCain needed a game-changer. He didn't get it. Palin may have successfully distanced herself from the Tina Fey caricature (her primary goal), but Biden was simply too strong. Palin came off as folksy (another goal) but I just don't see how this changes the underlying fundamentals. Biden spoke from his decades of experience. Palin delivered the lines, but they came off as rather unauthentic and boilerplate. CNN Meter gives a slight edge to Biden, who probably delivered his best debate perfomance to date. Palin held her own and defintiely pleased the GOP base, but I don't see independents seeing it the same way.

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k's picture

first

Don Davis's picture

Media Narrative Takes Gender-Bender Shape on Biden-Palin Debate
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Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture
Yes

Yes

Ugh's picture

Does anybody have a better live stream? The c-span one isn't working great for me.

k's picture

uh oh she's gonna call him joe

AlphaMack's picture

Got my popcorn ready...

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

she called him joe?

baby jesus's picture

baby jesus is consuming adult beverages for this train wreck

maru's picture

Can I cal you Joe? Joe-arino! Josephus! Joe-arooni! The Joester!

McCain/Mugabe 08's picture

it looks like men are way more negative than women..

Janet's picture

Her "Can I call you Joe?" means thats how she practiced her lines. Sort of like "In what respect Charlie?"

Jamie's picture

She's hot, nice dress!

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

his voice is horse. he's been talking a lot preparing(?)

Zool's picture

She will have an earpiece hidden under her hair. Bush had one in the 2004 debates.

Tommykey's picture

What if Sarah Palin intentionally botched her interview with Katie Couric to catch Joe Biden off guard?

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

god bless us

Palin bingo cards at the ready

sparky's picture
duh

duh

k's picture

ohh barometer, big word

AlphaMack's picture

Yes, look at the camera. Good girl.

Bonkers's picture

Cbs live stream in working well for me

maru's picture

I betcha!

baby jesus's picture

baby jesus can't take any more of this nonsense

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

betcha? oh fuck

chuzzuls's picture

she's trying the hypno trick. LOOK INTO MY EYES!

Ivan's picture

"betcha"

theWalrus's picture

You betcha!

The Very Bitter Ceci Hussein's picture

Drinking game? She used the Soccer Mom card!

Ruthless People's picture

I'll betcha!

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

Tommykey @ 15:

What if Sarah Palin intentionally botched her interview with Katie Couric to catch Joe Biden off guard?

If that was acting she deserves an Academy Award.

me_over_here's picture

No ear piece for Sarah. This could be good.

sparky's picture

hah!

McCain/Mugabe 08's picture

She knows how to talk without saying anything or making sense. It is rather uncanny.

BadKitty's picture

Ahh, so she's going with Gramp's strategy of not answering the question but rambling off with folksy stories...

Ivan's picture

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo @ 24:

betcha? oh fuck

LOL! My thoughts exactly!

theWalrus's picture

Tina Fey is KVELLING right now!

Chuck's picture

FUCK OFF WITH THE ISRAEL ASS-KISSING!

David M's picture

Yea! Bush, Bush, Bush!

Janet's picture

Cmon she would have to be a complete dunce not to have answered the Israel questions. Lieberman coached her.

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

Maverick! Ruffled feathers!

Drink up!

Swanny's picture

Watch out for those BLENDERS, Sarah!

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

condescending bitch

Frybread's picture

Biden is kicking her ass. And there is still time for her to fuck up.

The Very Bitter Ceci Hussein's picture

Biden has to cut through her crap while he still has the chance. He can't let her run away with this.

constituent's picture

come on people this debate is soft...nonspecific. i figured
she would do well. totally memorized.

fastfeat's picture

Waiting for the bombing of Iran to begin at midnight...

Muh Fucka's picture

nukyular!

k's picture

biden's getting a fiery

Chuck's picture

Why do all presidential candidates have to spend 10% of their time kissing Jew ass??????

RH Potfry's picture

C'mon Joe. Just one 7-11/Indian reference. You can do it.

Ron's picture

brokenarrow @ 359:

Palin is sort of rambling with her answers like yeah but WTF is she talking about.
Biden is sharp and crisp with his answers. This is very one sided in my view in Bidens favor. But you know the MSM. Palin was strong and really took it to Biden.
You can see he has a much clearer view of the world.

Same talking points of the reich wing and McCain. A lot of the same lies.

theWalrus's picture

Republicans: delusional.

Swanny's picture

I can say "Ahmandinijad"!!!!

fastfeat's picture

Chuck @ 336:

Palin given amphetamines before debate tonight. Story coming!!

Wasilla White...

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

the surge WILL NOT WORK IN AFGHANISTAN

sicktomystomach's picture

does she believe herself? "Facts matter" thank you Joe. she wouldn't know a fact if it fell out of her hairpiece

jaja's picture

she feels if she can snap off the talking points quickly, almost in run-on sentences, she'll remember them all.

mcnote5150's picture

Rove Trolls out in full force because Rove's puppet can't cut it on stage. I hope you guys are getting paid overtime cause SHE'S A MORON! !

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

Biden is totally schooling her on this stuff. Ifill should ask Palin to try to respond.

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

FUCK THE SURGE
FUCK THE POW card
fuck Alaska

chuzzuls's picture

rolo @ 350:

Jalal Talabani (Kurdish:جه لال تاله بانی / Celal Talebanî / Jelal Talebaní, Arabic: جلال طالباني‎, Jalāl Tālabānī) (born November 12, 1933) is the current President of Iraq and a leading Kurdish politician.

ok so it was a slip? they were talking about afghanistan. the question before iraq/iran.

Ugh's picture

I think she's doing better than I thought, but I think Biden is doing a good job at schooling her.

snoozer's picture

Her performance isn't surprising me so much because I saw the YouTube videos from her Alaska governor debates.

poopyman's picture

I cannot tolerate another administration that pronounces that word "nucular".

Somebody please make it stop.

fastfeat's picture

Infa-structure?

Chuck's picture

sooth Hussein sayer @ 383:

Biden is totally schooling her on this stuff. Ifill should ask Palin to try to respond.

She's too thick to be schooled.

theWalrus's picture

367 Frybread Says: Biden is kicking her ass. And there is still time for her to fuck up.

I disagree. I'm disappointed in Biden so far.

RH Potfry's picture

She's got to get Biden to slip up and show his true colors. She's running out of time.

tyree's picture

biden doesnt even know the comander in afganistans name! amazine!

William's picture

Will someone please tell this stupid bitch to at least say NEW-CLEAR when she's regurgitating GOP talking points?

snoozer's picture

I think they're both accomplishing their respective goals. It will be easy for both sides to claim victory.

maru's picture

Did she streak her hair?

TrePorcellini's picture

she is a TRICKY trailer-trash - I trust Joe will control himself, but, go after her if she gets nasty: iron fist via velvet glove.

While they'll be getting thru this beauty contest (answers limited to 90 sec soundbites), how about HELPING OUR CANDIDATE? Here's what just came into my Inbox from Obama-Biden, and I have to share with you (bolding is mine):
.

"" This debate is also extremely important because early voting began this
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And after tonight's debate, voters will be motivated to cast their ballots
for the change this country needs.

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I'm sure you'll see that contrast in tonight's debate.

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.

Well, guys, LETS DO IT !!!!

Bucks for BARACK !!!

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

OMGawd she is a robot!

The Very Bitter Ceci Hussein's picture

She's a bit nervous, though..... She's not facing Joe. She's facing the cameras.

Ruthless People's picture

She's lying out of the gate!

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

stick around sweet baby jesus. it is going to get bloody when her speed wears off

Bonkers's picture

She's good with her notes, which I am sure her handlers have been counting on

Ugh's picture

C-SPAN's stream is working better now. Strange, but it was all broken up before.

Snore's picture

DODGE DODGE DODGE DODGE!!

Long Suffering Progressive's picture

She's already gettin' "folksie"

I hope that little question she asked to joe "can i call you joe" doesn't back fire on joe and she getas all snarky with him.

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

baby jesus needs some of the jesus juice

Ron's picture

me_over_here @ 31:

No ear piece for Sarah. This could be good.

No rear piece? Are you sure?

Chuck's picture

Bosniacs?????

Frybread's picture

I disagree. I’m disappointed in Biden so far.

Why? What else could he do?

poopyman's picture

Ugh @ 386:

I think she's doing better than I thought, but I think Biden is doing a good job at schooling her.

All she's doing is reading her talking points, whether it's the subject of the question or not. It's like pulling the ring on a talking doll. The only thing I haven't heard is "Math is hard!"

majicman's picture

Would some just for once say, "look, enough of the fucking misinformation". Americans giving up their time tonight desrve correct information.

The Very Bitter Ceci Hussein's picture

She used the Washington Outsider meme.

lucid fiction's picture

My, how they both just "LOVE" Israel.

I'm getting sick now.

Amitola's picture

You can really tell when Ms. Sarah is flustered - she starts repeating, "also" and
"again". And, then she gets condescending and begins talking about how she and McGoo are gonna' be "rufflin" and "reformin'".....

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

snoozer @ 395:

I think they're both accomplishing their respective goals. It will be easy for both sides to claim victory.

Amen.

Pk53's picture

go Joe go! He's focused and on message....not condescending...

RH Potfry's picture

Joe doesn't have the stomach for genocide. Good to know.

snoozer's picture

Another language tic of hers: "I'm not one who...," "you're one who..." She probably thinks it sounds more formal.

muck's picture

Come on, it isnt as much fun typing "You betcha" as it is to type "Yew betcha" so make a note, alright?

Get back to work.

gremlin's picture

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo @ 120:

i'm not going ot answer your questions? WTF

I yelled at the tv when I heard that. I don't understand why Gwen and/or Joe didn't call her on that!

fastfeat's picture

Smiling for the sheeple is her only saving grace.

brokenarrow's picture

I can't stop thinking of Tina Fey. Pchew-Pchew...WINK!

Erica's picture

oh my god, make it stop. people actually think she's their saviour, what is wrong with people? when do her Barbie batteries run out, I'm exhausted.

Muh Fucka's picture

FOLKSY FOLKSY FOLKSY FOLKSY FOLKSY

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

Miss Bridge To Nowhere is pretty stupid to pull out the "I was for it before I was against it" meme.

Nail her, Joe!

MM's picture

"America is cravin' the straight talk!"

Tell Palin to shut the f*ck up.

RH Potfry's picture

Joe is also uncomfortable with decapitation.

majicman's picture

Holy Fuck....did I see and hear what I think I did. '"I watched those debates"....
Please confim...did I?

lucid fiction's picture

Biden has that nice big fat shit eating grin don't he?

RH Potfry's picture

You guys crack me up. You think everybody's as arrogant and indignant as you.

outraged2008's picture

some poor baby wolf should rip that filthy smirk off her face

AlphaMack's picture

Knows how to win a war? Wait for it... (gets drink ready)

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

majicman @ 416:

Holy Fuck....did I see and hear what I think I did. '"I watched those debates"....
Please confim...did I?

Yes, she watched the debates with one eye while watching those pesky Russians with her other eye.

Mister Anderson's picture

Wow! I mean if this was ANYONE other than Sarah Palin then the entire debate would be a blowout! She hasn't answered a SINGLE QUESTION with a specific answer. And she changes the topic when she doesn't have a memorized answer.

Ugh's picture

the fact that she has NO previous voting record on these issues is hurting Biden right now, because she is free to attack on that front, and he has nothing he can shoot back with.

constituent's picture

robotic fast talking cheer leader

sicktomystomach's picture

how does john mccain know how to win a war? did he win the Vietnam War? Did I miss something?

brad's picture

McCain's a war hero! He knows war!

but, from which side?

she does that thing that mcC*nt does: lies, denies and repeats the lies.

Amitola's picture

Can someone remind me - what war did JOhn McCAin WIN???

muck's picture

ah yes, demonize the government as mismanaged and incompetent, so your friends can do the work instead.

Privatization is nothing but cronyism.

Janet's picture

She's rambling.

Ryan's picture

Do we take 2 shots for the double maverick reference?. . . If she came from a family of educators, why does she still say nucular?

Snore's picture

YES JOE!! Get back on message!

sooth Hussein sayer @ 38:

OMGawd she is a robot!

Stepford barbie

Bonkers's picture

wow, this is going to be quick and back and forth eh?

Ruthless People's picture

Soundbite Sarah.

theWalrus's picture

We're the Greatest! You Betcha!

maru's picture

wink!

mavericks!

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

she is cranked up. wow. what happens when she crashes

sparky's picture

get her get her get her GET HER!

The Very Bitter Ceci Hussein's picture

She's being the cheerleader!!!!!

She's touting her Governor/Mayoral experience!

Those talking points are coming out!!!!

She prob isn't totally corrupted to the Republican dark side, so maybe she could be turned to the light !

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

he hehehehehe

AlphaMack's picture

Biden can't control his laughter.

Bonkers's picture

MA
VER
ICK

zzzzzz....

Nada's picture

Crush her!

And has anyone seen the tell tale signs of the ear piece yet?

maru's picture

new and different? McCain? The maverick! You betcha, Joe!

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

Bad move for klondike barbie to mention voting party line while her man votes with Dumbya all the time.

Long Suffering Progressive's picture

He didn't mean the American worker!!!!!!

Capatain Bitter Elitist Kangaroo's picture

oh she looks pissed

theWalrus's picture

This is the theme: We're the real reformers!

It's surreal!!

sparky's picture

BARF

Bonkers's picture

golly, but she's folksy!

"Darn right!"

Egad...this format was set up to make her look good.

maru's picture

Darn right, Gwenaroonie!

k's picture

darn right!

sooth Hussein sayer's picture

"Predator lender" ain't gonna play well to the republican base

CaribouBarbiehater's picture

GAWD!!!! She is getting on my last nerve! She is rambling on, just regurgitating talking points. At least Biden's answers have some substance.

Amitola's picture

Oh, Sarah's gone off the deep end >>>>>> she's giving a stump speech - not answering the question about her achilles heel - I don't even think she knew what the question was??!!!

snoozer's picture

Are there any more Reagan lines left for Palin to steal? ("Government is the problem." "There you go again.")

Tony's picture

She still doesn't understand what a VP does?!?! She wants to continue to expand Cheney's office. She thinks the VP has legislative powers. She scary!

MacChick's picture

Is she going to break out into a folk song? This folksiness is grating on my last nerve. So much for her family of educators, which she spent more time on than answering the questions. Every election the Republicans come up with a magic word. This election, it's Mavericks, which is crap.

Chuck's picture

Someone shut that dumb bitch up!

Fight the Spin!'s picture

The whiny cheerleader is DNP, Definitely not presidential.

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