Via Lazygamer:
Aw yeah baby. I’m going to open your cardboard flaps, and gently peel that warranty sticker off. Then I’m going to rip the plastic off you with my teeth and then get busy downloading games all night looooong. If you haven’t realised it yet, I’m writing PS4 porn. You might want to turn away.
In Other News: Tales of Zestiria heads west, GOG has some winter strain, Forza 5 has some cheap cars for sale and Pokémon updates.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy shooting a PornStation 4 film.
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Pokémon X and Y gets a mandatory update
BAFTA winner The Room now free on...
