CPAC, Crimea & Masturbation: Week In Review

This week was filled with... surprise, surprise... old white men proving that they're OLD WHITE MEN!

What a week! There is a lot of crazy going on. We can't ignore "Big Bad Russian" Vladimir Putin. His name makes him sound like a douche, and unfortunately he's turned INTO a douche. But here's my question: for a guy who is anti-gay rights, how many White Russians do you think he's swallowed?

From the war in Crimea to the war in our PANTS!
The Mormons have declared war on masturbation. They actually equate ignoring a masturbating roommate to "leaving your buddy on the battlefield". So many things wrong with that, what else can one say.

Finally, I'm sure you're all thrilled...CPAC is back! And with it comes some amazing stories. From bullies to guns, there's no shortage of old white men telling everyone what to do.


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